On February 6th, 1952, When Jschlatt was a mere child, Queen Elizabeth II was to become queen. and the moment that this was announced to the world, Schlatt immediately was in disagreement with the idea of having a queen in the world. And because of this, the war between Jschlatt and Elizabeth II began. There were small attacks in parts of countries that were ruled by Queen Elizabeth, and there we parts of Schlatts land that was attacked by Queen Elizabeth's soldiers. But Jschlatt never backed down. After decades of constant war between the two, the Queen died, to a single bullet wound.. caused by the one and only Jschlatt. which ended the 70 year war.
Schlätt, there is a mod that puts a 37000hp engine in the game. It is unbelievably fun to fly around the place going 200km/h in a big rig down the busy interstate. I did this with some friends in online and I don't think I've had more fun ignoring all traffic laws since 2012. I whole heartedly recommend trying it out. Puts a whole new spin on the game
Why? Who would they represent? They don’t have guns in the UK. It would’ve had to have been those palace guards with those stupid tall black fuzzy hats
Timestamps for myself and anyone else 2:24 jack manifold 8:55 prerecorded stream and some funny tts 15:35 killer queen 17:46 9/11 part 1 20:31 9/11, the sequel 35:06 poor guy finds out from stream 38:07 “it’s not a plane this time”
@@Wired_User Shit was like a mirror bro. I used to drink a lot more than I probably should and when I still had friends I'd do that a lot. Start off by making sure everybody knew exactly how profound what I was about to say is, then id immediately forget what I was going to say. Spend 5 minutes trying to remember, then say "fuck it, if it was that important i wouldnt have forgotten." and make another drink.
This stream was amazing live because of all the copyrighted music. Vod watchers are missing out! It took Schlatt a full 30 seconds to realise that another one bites the dust was playing!
The funniest thing is as an Arizonan, the planes on the highway are perfectly reasonable cause of the amount of private airports around the highways for the small aircraft and its not too far off for them to miss and land on the freeways instead. But the fact that he got hit back to back with the jokes made me bust a gut laugh mid-work meeting in skype.
My entire last class yesterday was joking about the queen We played God Save The Queen on full volume and some mfer pipes up "god didn't save the queen this time"
Also “Birthday is in 2 days” would be a great way to celebrate after completing such a shocking and eyes of the world looking upon what you’ve done! Long live The Queen!
No matter how much “schatt” attempts to draw our attention away, he will never be able to fully erase the knowledge of what happened in ‘99 in our minds.
Schlatt: surprised that the U.K. Has good dental care George and Wilbur with near-perfect teeth: (Also, not only is Schlatt’s birthday sandwiched between the queen’s death and 9/11, but also the day that Sans became the #1 Tumblr _man)
19:39 man i wish i was there live because everybody wants to rule the world is my favorite song, hopefully chat and schlatt had a good time listening to it
I literally went to the 9/11 memorial for my fit check, if he doesn’t react to them I’m going to be more upset than the people who jumped out the windows
@@mattiswhack3510 okay I tried to post it on Reddit, but I think it’s still under moderation review since it was a newly made account. I submitted it also through the Google form
@@mattiswhack3510 If you can’t find the account from searching I’ve got a “top post this week” on the chuckle sandwich subreddit so if you go there you could find my account. It was fanart of schlatt driving recklessly should be near the top of this week
@@mattiswhack3510 I doubt it would make it in the stream if he does ever do the fit check stream since I doubt schlatt wants to encourage people to actually do shit that would disrupt a place of mourning and I almost said it was a little too far but when we got there is was so touristy and people were already taking selfies and shit by what is basically a mass grave so I felt like we weren’t doing anything much more disrespectful and they also sell 9/11 merch???? At the memorial??? You can buy a fucking twin towers shirt, which honestly I find more offensive so whatever. Fun day trip, would recommend.
This was perhaps the best vod i've ever seen. Wish at some point i could have joined the stream to make a tts toast to the queen saying; "Lizzie, this one's for the memory of you. I'm sorry to see that your life had to be taken at such a young age by this violent gay man. Lol (lots of love) to your friends & family."
“Jschlatt” trying to convince us he didnt do “it” is the funniest thing.
@ThyPeasantSlayer its the whole joke bro
ARE WE STILL DOING THE QUOTATIONS LMAO
oh god im finding more how hasnt this thing died yet
@@LuminescentLights yes.
He did it
Schlatt: I've got nothing to hide
*Says while smirking*
Hes got nothing to hide because its alredy all been revealed
6:20
after over 70 years of hard battle he can finally rest
Lmao
he?
yeah the battle between schlatt and queen elizabeth II was 70 years long. yall didnt know?
@@unsie geuss they didn’t. shame on them
On February 6th, 1952, When Jschlatt was a mere child, Queen Elizabeth II was to become queen. and the moment that this was announced to the world, Schlatt immediately was in disagreement with the idea of having a queen in the world. And because of this, the war between Jschlatt and Elizabeth II began. There were small attacks in parts of countries that were ruled by Queen Elizabeth, and there we parts of Schlatts land that was attacked by Queen Elizabeth's soldiers. But Jschlatt never backed down. After decades of constant war between the two, the Queen died, to a single bullet wound.. caused by the one and only Jschlatt. which ended the 70 year war.
Schlatt loves the children of Great Britain and decided to quickly get them some days off! What a nice guy!
Y’all get days off for her death?! Well ig we’d celebrate too if our old guy in the office croaked too;)
@@loganstabb2278 and he will
november 17
we dont get days off
I ruined the funni number im sorry (420)
@@harrymacsparran2852 For the Queen's death?
How respectable of “Schlatt”, Drinking to his greatest adversaries death and live streaming it to thousands of people.
joke is dead
@@GGamerGGod and so did she
@@GGamerGGod 600+ people think otherwise buddy
@@kontrolleti7189 600+ people have no sense of humor
@@GGamerGGod *Found the British guy*
I knew Prince Phillip wasn’t enough to quench “Schlatt’s” thirst for blood
We all know Max0r killed Prince Phillip
he had to finish the job
Payback for all those babies they drank
prince phillip has no blood, it all turned to dust decades ago
Nor was Gorbachev. This "Schlatt" is a sick sick individual.
He’s telling the truth, he wasn’t in London. The queen died in scotland. He was in scotland.
Schlätt, there is a mod that puts a 37000hp engine in the game. It is unbelievably fun to fly around the place going 200km/h in a big rig down the busy interstate. I did this with some friends in online and I don't think I've had more fun ignoring all traffic laws since 2012. I whole heartedly recommend trying it out. Puts a whole new spin on the game
What happened in 2012
@XXV HAHAHAHAHA AMERICAN POINT AND LAUGH AHHAHAHA
@XXV 1000 metres
@@Pieforpupper the fuck is a metre
@XXV about nine football fields brother
"Schlatt" is pretending to be sad. Don't worry Schlatt we all know you had to finish the buisness from 1999
Listen, '99 was a rough year. He just had to tie up some loose ends.
was "her majesty" involved in the 99th year, the year with no incident?
@@peepeepoopoo2710 She was at the center of it all
The can of beans.....
She was part of the 99's tragedy?!?!
"Bro did the queen drop enough XP for you to finish your battle pass" had me dying 💀
I NEED this time stamp
@@0Centz0 25:10
Ik bro 😅😅
Would've been the funniest stream ever if at the end they did a skit where all of a sudden 3-4 armed dudes just storm in and the stream ends.
Why? Who would they represent? They don’t have guns in the UK. It would’ve had to have been those palace guards with those stupid tall black fuzzy hats
@@Hey_Jamie that would be even funnier if they ran in in those stupid hats and accents
@xen 🏳️🌈⃠ I love your name, respect man.
@@Hey_Jamie we do have guns just not the public
@@Hey_JamieThe police here do have guns aswell btw, just not often, I have only seen my UK police carry guns at the Palace.
1:13:10 I love how he crashes into a car behind him, you see it go flying off in the right rearview mirror and he doesn't even notice
so glad I was here for this, the planes added such such great atmosphere
💀
thats what my grandma said
This Sunday, everyone!
The towers would say the same!
Ikr
Jschlatt, we all know you tweeted it because you wanted big men at your door
Lmao
Who wouldn't tho?
@@imademiboy true dap me up
Who would blame him
@@Varrbariouss had to do a do a double take on your pfp.. thought there was a.... "Cuddle demon".... In it.. God forgive me for what I've seen
Timestamps for myself and anyone else
2:24 jack manifold
8:55 prerecorded stream and some funny tts
15:35 killer queen
17:46 9/11 part 1
20:31 9/11, the sequel
35:06 poor guy finds out from stream
38:07 “it’s not a plane this time”
Thanks for timestamp fam
Thanks
47:50 "its always the drunk crashers" *immediately crashes*
9/11 the sequel 😭 BRO
Schlatt: Holy shit! You hear this!? *starts to jam out*
Vod viewers: No, we don’t hear it
Underrated comment
Imagine.
Couldnt be me
Honestly
'99, then '01, and now '22. I'm coming for you 'Schlatt', just like how you came for the queen.
lmao
Wonder who his next victim will be
@@langschwerts where '21🗿
Cant forget april 9th
Coming 😏
schlatt drinks to "forget" but he always "remembers"
He never forgets
1:10:00 or so, you can tell Schlatts really startin to feel it lol. Startin to throw out the "ya'knows" and everything. Best drunk driving stream yet!
“Can I be hhonesht with you guys? ……That’s crazy, I forgot what I was gonna say.” Yep he’s slurring
@@Wired_User Shit was like a mirror bro. I used to drink a lot more than I probably should and when I still had friends I'd do that a lot. Start off by making sure everybody knew exactly how profound what I was about to say is, then id immediately forget what I was going to say. Spend 5 minutes trying to remember, then say "fuck it, if it was that important i wouldnt have forgotten." and make another drink.
@@whatbroicanhave50character35 feck man, are you okay?
@@Wired_User Better than I used to be brother, still a long way to go. Thank you for asking. I hope you're having a wonderful day.
This stream was way too relaxing to be interfered with “I did not kill the queen,” every 2 minutes. I actually thought this was an amazing stream.
“God is there anyone capable of creating the best thumbnail ever??”
Ohridella: “Perhaps *I* could be of some assistance!”
i admire how schlatt keeps firing at the british from a distance
@@JimmyMcGillProductions looks like he fired at one particular Brit from quite a short distance
This stream was amazing live because of all the copyrighted music. Vod watchers are missing out!
It took Schlatt a full 30 seconds to realise that another one bites the dust was playing!
The queen music made the stream alot funnier yesterday. The vod watchers 100% missed out
bruhh
Some of us have jobs lmao
I tried to watch but 40 unskipable ads ain't for me
@@d3fu1t I feel you
The funniest thing is as an Arizonan, the planes on the highway are perfectly reasonable cause of the amount of private airports around the highways for the small aircraft and its not too far off for them to miss and land on the freeways instead. But the fact that he got hit back to back with the jokes made me bust a gut laugh mid-work meeting in skype.
My entire last class yesterday was joking about the queen
We played God Save The Queen on full volume and some mfer pipes up "god didn't save the queen this time"
god took the queen
@@ScaleModel_Creations the facist regime
if you all were joking about here and playing that song and shit how is that one person a mfer
@@golden-not mfer in a positive connotation
I think I adore Schlatts day drinking because he stays inside and hurts nobody, unlike Minx
😭
What did minx do
could i get an explanation please im mad confused
@@Poocasoh bro you don’t know about the minx situation, I hear that she doing better but QTCinderella explained her side if you want to search it up.
@@alexandrarivera7957 ight thank you homie
Watched this live and have never laughed so loud in my entire life. Thank you Schlatt for making a shitty day much better.
Did you stay long enough to hear my TTS of Chills saying ‘hi Daddy’ lol
@@Hey_Jamie I did!! His reaction was PERFECT. thank you for doing that 😂🤌
"Schlatt" completed his "mission" in UK and came back safely happy to have you back in US Big Guy.
First it was '99 now it's '22, this man is the next Zodiac killer
I think you maybe confused to what a circle is
@@Hey_Jamie yes, please show me
Schlatt: commits crimes in ‘99
Schlatt in ‘22: I can do terrible things 23 years later.
Also “Birthday is in 2 days” would be a great way to celebrate after completing such a shocking and eyes of the world looking upon what you’ve done! Long live The Queen!
You can tell he is serious due to him drinking clear
No matter how much “schatt” attempts to draw our attention away, he will never be able to fully erase the knowledge of what happened in ‘99 in our minds.
I know right, this is all just a pre-recorded red herring.
Adding this to my "make drinking alone feel less lonely" playlist.
Make the Playlist public
Do it, we need this
Sweat telling us all what drink he's on reminds me of a school teacher telling us what page we're on
sweat
@@ArturoLopez-mf3pw I can't english
Bahaha sweat is a good one
20:45 that's the weasel timeline. The planes missed both of the towers
Jcshlatt is the kind of man to see the queen dead in the eyes and say ‘is anyone going to eat that’ Rip the queen let the Pope RISE
Tf does the pope have to do with this
LMAO
@@Nick-kh5xs he loves him thats why
HELP
@@Nick-kh5xs Schlatt does the Pope's biddings and the Pope told Schlatt to kill the Queen.
I love that at some point he wasn’t just drunk driving. He was checking Twitter while drunk driving.
“I don’t like who I become when I’m violent!”
Yeah neither did the queen
Dude his chat being out of pocket is an understatement, they out of the damn kingdom
Just like the queen
Happy birthday jahlat
Schlatt: surprised that the U.K. Has good dental care
George and Wilbur with near-perfect teeth:
(Also, not only is Schlatt’s birthday sandwiched between the queen’s death and 9/11, but also the day that Sans became the #1 Tumblr _man)
19:39 man i wish i was there live because everybody wants to rule the world is my favorite song, hopefully chat and schlatt had a good time listening to it
JsclkilledtheQueen: "You guys see this, I drive perfectly while I'm drunk"
Also him: *IMMEDIENTLY CRASHES*
Yes, "Schlatt" we saw that.
Schlatt the Queen really gave her the 1999 experience
"Schlatt" clearly didn't do it because he died like two weeks ago when he was killed by a drunk driver
He was also definitely the drunk driver
Best VODs channel on youtube by far
Whenever it’s not react content at least
Schatt trying to convince us he didn’t k¡ll the Queen is the most funniest thing ever 😭😭😭
“John Mulaney” walked so that “Jschlatt” could run
NOT THE THUMBNAIL😂😂😂
all of the tts messages going rapid fire and overlapping each other is such a weirdly accurate schizophrenia simulation
It may have took 70 years but you finally did it ! Btw my dads a pro truck driver he was so upset when he saw me taking notes of schlatt :)
I literally went to the 9/11 memorial for my fit check, if he doesn’t react to them I’m going to be more upset than the people who jumped out the windows
we need to know where you posted this immediately
@@mattiswhack3510 okay I tried to post it on Reddit, but I think it’s still under moderation review since it was a newly made account. I submitted it also through the Google form
@@mattiswhack3510 it was approved, posted under username gurgrat
@@mattiswhack3510 If you can’t find the account from searching I’ve got a “top post this week” on the chuckle sandwich subreddit so if you go there you could find my account. It was fanart of schlatt driving recklessly should be near the top of this week
@@mattiswhack3510 I doubt it would make it in the stream if he does ever do the fit check stream since I doubt schlatt wants to encourage people to actually do shit that would disrupt a place of mourning and I almost said it was a little too far but when we got there is was so touristy and people were already taking selfies and shit by what is basically a mass grave so I felt like we weren’t doing anything much more disrespectful and they also sell 9/11 merch???? At the memorial??? You can buy a fucking twin towers shirt, which honestly I find more offensive so whatever. Fun day trip, would recommend.
THE THUMBNAIL LMFAOOOOOO
I mean it’s kind of nice to have even Americans like schlatt to respect the death of the likes of the Queen
You mean "Schlatt?
*”Schlatt”
This feels like one of those scenarios when the other rival doesn’t know how to cope losing his rival
happy birthday "schlatt"
Someone needs to give the Queen the revive book
“Schlatt” makes me feel great about being a drunk driver, also I would like to get in a 1v1 with any other drunk drivers.
I reckon "Jschlatt" is gonna go for Biden on February 12th 2024.
It's very likely
Well...
Huh, I guess he didn't.
Us vod watchers got half the experience
schlatt ty for this stream, it means so much to me as a member of the drunk driving fandom
It was 1999 when the infamous ”Schlatt” committed those heinous crimes, and after 23 years, he has struck again
Sure Schlatt, we totally believe you
"Schlatt"
I swear kids here are stupid
I don't usually watch VODs, but this one is so funny that I always play this one in the background to start my night off right
Must have taken a lot of effort for "Schlatt" to recreate his entire office in London
Some more truck driving simulator, it’s been so long! I’m glad he listened to queen, in memory
Like he said, let's jamin' with the Queen
@@grimrapper5202He was listening to the BeeGee’s, so for the British, it was quite a “tragedy” that she was not “stayin alive”
He has to drink to forget that someone got the achievement first
Idk why I love watching him do this but here we are. 😂
The whole whiskey/truck/music combo just screams American and I’m here for it.
The green screen he has in his London flat is a great cover-up for people to assume he's in Texas.
First '99 now '22. Schlatt strikes once again
I still can't believe he collapsed the entirety of balmoral castle
don’t forget 2001
I love how "Schlatt" did his job so well everybody thinks "she's" dead of her sickness
bro the way someone called him a schlussy
Love looking back on good memories, Schlinky drinking after a week of hard work
Hope you have a good birthday tomorrow big guy, and thanks as always for the streams.
dude we need someone to upload the actual VOD footage with the actual musics
they are bangers
48:00 impeccable timing for “Schllapercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
Lmao
"god bless the queen"
god:
Nice to see another ATS stream!
48:00 is comedy gold
36:47 , 9:33 and 1:27:06
"Schlocomotive" best one yet
"Jschlatts" entire channel is a running "joke" at this point, but I'm here for it
You can’t convince me this wasn’t cause of you Schlatt
Not after the things that happend in 1999
You mean "Schlatt"
I love playing American truck simulator. Especially while watching jschlatt play it.
“Schlatt”
@@expertarcher8542
"Schatl"
@@unquestionableexistance8704 tchlast
Great VOD Big Guy! Seeing it live with the music that "coincidentally" was playing had me laughing so bad! Love the driving streams
Thanks for your service
We talk about "schlatts" crime in '99 but let's never forget what "schlatt" did in '22
This was perhaps the best vod i've ever seen. Wish at some point i could have joined the stream to make a tts toast to the queen saying; "Lizzie, this one's for the memory of you. I'm sorry to see that your life had to be taken at such a young age by this violent gay man. Lol (lots of love) to your friends & family."
in 20 years we'll be saying "what were you doing on september 8th 2022"
So nice to re-watch some "Jschlatt" videos "he" will be missed R.I.P...
Jschlatt got all 5 stars for real💀
Schlambidle never fails to make me fall of my chair laughing. Keep up the hilarious work Schlumberger
"He" is the best drunk driver, that Earth have ever laid their eye upon...
I recently met Schlatt on the highway, he was on the side of the road sitting in a pile of empty whisky bottles. Best experience of my life
1999 (Downtown in Chicago) ✅
9/11 ✅
Queen Elizabeth's Death ✅
What's your next move Schladdy Daddy?
Watching Schlatt BOP to nothing 1:08:24
I love how everyone's compelety going off on these songs while it's dead silent here 💀
Schlatroham lincon is just a cosmic magnet for natural funny moments.
I was getting ready for work while watching this, and THIS WAS HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE QUEEN.
> Schlatt speedrunning the loss of his British “community”
watching this while crunching a photography final, the crazy ass events on the road are really pushing me forward.
After Dianna he finally got the queen, good for him.