hearing "schlatt" talk about hermitcraft and grian suffering over mending books literally broke my mind. like literally, "schlatt" broke into my head and took all of my brain cells. give them back.
I’ve already watched the stream, but because “big schdingleschemer the third” is definately not holding my entire extended family hostage, I’m watching this for a second time!
our beckoning calls into the void, our yearning for a light we will never see that shall forever fade, the last glimmer in the echoing abyss will be extinguished at the hands of the unyielding entropy we call death this comment is meaningless and it will have been forgotten very soon, a pattern-screamer's futile attempt to remain significant in this cruel world very helpful. ten out of ten points.
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.
an affresco is a painting made on a fresh wall, before the concrete dryes out this way the colours stay intact for a longer time because this way they are part of the wall
The portal at 46:14 I literally tried making on minecraft pe around 2010. I didn’t even know about the nether I just knew another dimension existed (even though those were nether reactor days) regardless nostalgia hit hard af
every time slatt doesnt have a facecam its bc hes reverted back to his twink form, Jason. the second he turns the face cam on he transforms into his usual goblin self. and dont try to send me pics of "twink schlart" bc we all know that was just the young version of his gobby self. boytoy twink jason is an entirely different being that glows and pulsates. lets just say theres a reason he cant show it
SDMP and Hermitcraft have so many things in common
1. Post
2. Mad Fisher men
3. No pedophiles
4. A guy who everyone watched when they where a kid
No pedophiles THAT WE KNOW OF
within maximum 5 years point 3 will no longer be true
@@aaronlycan6595it’s definitely mika
@@light_gladiator4047Nuh uh
@@light_gladiator4047 Mika is the least suspect. I predict it's gonna be uhh.. uhm uhhhh...
women want me
fish fear me
mermaids have mixed reviews
mermaids fear they want you
My dumbass thought this was a riddle
this line goes so hard for some reason
Mermaids want to fear you
I HAVE A DAD HAT THAT SAYS THAT LMFAO
sleep deprived never fails to make me fish
i think you spelt finish wrong
Unnh, I’m gonna fish 😫
Fun fact this isn’t a sleep deprived video
@benjaminhixson3918 I'm bouta fiiiiiissshhhhhhhhh.
@Labrador78 sleep deprived multi player
Him checking mail feels like some cooked children's show
Merrill Howard Kaylin 's cooking shit to be exact
Blue's Clues
Schlatt's Clatts
"I did some off screen mining" - Jschlatt. "Totally have op" - Jschlatt
"I follow my daddy's instructions- uh-" -Jschlatt
also 34:18
hearing "schlatt" talk about hermitcraft and grian suffering over mending books literally broke my mind. like literally, "schlatt" broke into my head and took all of my brain cells. give them back.
I love how Schlatt fails to do anything for 40 minutes 😭
Jschlatt should dress up like an old timey oil baron, and get someone to paint him. Then he should frame the painting and hang it up in his room.
HARD AGREE
he should dress up like a cat maid
just for fun
who liked this. i genuinely dont remember sending this message.
@@Ahnock freaky demon took over
Grian is foaming at the mouth rn
i was about to say that lol
SWAGGER SLOWLY TURNING TO LOOK AT THE CUCK SHED HAD ME DEAD
I’ve already watched the stream, but because “big schdingleschemer the third” is definately not holding my entire extended family hostage, I’m watching this for a second time!
i love how you were so good with words and then spelled definitively wrong 😢 ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ
even tho this is all incredibly strange because everyone is acting contenty and awkward, i am genuinely hyped for more of theses minecraft vods xD
You should watch more Jawsh POV
@@TravoC jawsh just walking through schlatts base is so great, I might have to see what he's doing
I love knowing that shlatt watches hermitcraft, sdmp and hermitcraft are almost exact opposites
start - 0:00
end - 2:09:22
Thank you, very helpful👍
this is the funniest comment i have ever read
our beckoning calls into the void, our yearning for a light we will never see that shall forever fade, the last glimmer in the echoing abyss will be extinguished at the hands of the unyielding entropy we call death
this comment is meaningless and it will have been forgotten very soon, a pattern-screamer's futile attempt to remain significant in this cruel world
very helpful. ten out of ten points.
a real hero
Gay
It surprises me that "Schlopf" actually joined BDSMP more than once.
“Shoreline” is “fishing” for the bodies that he dumped in the Great Lakes after the “incident” in ‘99
i could make you disappear
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.
Throw. It. Back.
The most mentally stable fisherman
Can We Just Appreciate How Schlatt Tickles Our Neurons.
he takes his big hands and fiddles in my ear 💯
@@theAWPspammer No.
Why do u capitalize every word bro????????
@@doomguy2020He Is Tickleing The Tips Of My Pink Fleshy Wrinkly Brain.
@@doomguy2020 He Is Making My Electrons Tingle With Exquisite Joy
The lack of appreciation for naming a cat Keef means a lack of potheads, I'm disappointed.
when I saw the messages in chat talking about stealing keef I thought they were actually talking about stealing weed lol
A lack of potheads? Good. That's a good thing.
@@FuckLoadOfFatfound mr demonizer
No lack just all to high to care enough to comment it lmao
I don’t think most of this audience is old enough to even drink
I love when "Schlatt" posts to fill me up with his thick, creamy "content"
Same
But a lil too much
same man
don't talk again
Same. It leaves a lasting flavor.
Ngl I could Listen to you and Captain sparkles Talk about cars for hours
1:08:04 the slow drift in speech as the Captain notices "J. Schole" was hilarious
It’s lost comedy that no one sings ‘we just got a letter’ from Blues Clues when they get a letter
I love when "Schlutticus" fills me up with creamy joy
Finally “schleeping bag” has started streaming again
sdmp :
schlatt's
Drunk
survival
multiplayer
server
where's the p
@@FlyingLinep has been pushed
Love these chill streams, really feels like a new golden age of content
an affresco is a painting made on a fresh wall, before the concrete dryes out this way the colours stay intact for a longer time because this way they are part of the wall
btw i'm italian and literally drunk so do not complain about grammar or orthography mistakes. thanks
@@AverageAlcoholEnjoyerman okey
Doesn’t that style also use eggs for some reason in the pigment too? I think fresco’s are the ones that need eggs or yolk or something.
@@Wired_User yes paint was often made with egg red as base for the pigments but it's not necessary nowadays since we have better colours
i genuinely do love when schlatt streams something other than reactions, something about it is just a bit nicer
I am way too early to “Schlomain Expansion”’s vod.
The portal at 46:14 I literally tried making on minecraft pe around 2010. I didn’t even know about the nether I just knew another dimension existed (even though those were nether reactor days) regardless nostalgia hit hard af
1:17:10 I love how the Shayne Topp from iCarly bit has spread to all corners of the internet
22:44 BREAKING NEWS!!
Popular youtuber and streamer “Jandemonious Schlatt” does not know how to say the word “Madame”
watching this with a big stupid grin on my face. cant believe its been 5 years, brings back memories
I've been loving SDMP I think it's the best thing, im happy you brought this back.
"Schlatts" videos never fail to absolutely ruin, fucking kill my day
don't be mean
i really appreciate the work you guys put in with the sound design and the royalty free video game music actually fitting the vod
i think jordan actually plays these live !
36:24 jschlatt hasn't laughed this hard since 1999💀
Jachlatt, please come to my graduation
Schlatt you should make an anti-gobby weekly newspaper
Grian: Finally a worthy opponent.
Our fishing trips will be legendary!
This series makes me so happy thank you
"i did a little off camera mining" A LITTLE??
this is a certified epic schlatt moment
Loving the SDMP so far
I really love how "Shlut" never fails to fill us up with thick, creamy dopamine!
Jshlatt and Grian need a come together
Hey Schlatt wanna explain how after watching this video I developed a sore throat? 😡
I’m really liking this series so far
What a great video to appear on the opening of my youtube after my 4 hr crying session. thank you man
SCHLATT, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW THE SPRAY.
Your video have helped me through rough days I have not been doing good mentally but your videos have helped me stay sane thanks for everything
playing minecraft while watching schlatt play minecraft while reacting to tiktoks is the best
39:49 you know he was about to say “I’m good at remembering where women live” after what he did in 99’
on the last video schlunkus is just gonna die of mercury poisoning from all the fish
Fly high alcoholic ahh...💔
I screamed when I saw Charborg 🥺 I love seeing the both of yall in one video
thank you jshat this is very cool and awesome! we are very proud of you son. keep up the "good" work
Schlatt absolutely trashing on hermitcraft never fails to amuse me
I cannot believe "Schkeletool" went off camera and "mined". Thank you!!
HAPPY EASTER BIG GUY, CHRIST HAS RISEN!
Schlatt actually knowing it was Palm Sunday surprises me to my core. would have never have guessed he would know that.
he's catholic ain't he
dude will curse and be okay with gay people and suddenly can't be catholic. Really says a lot about their public image eh?
@@NoConsequenc3it’s not even that i just have never met a practicing catholic before
I love the thumbnail for this omg
This server is like Mother 3 where the greedy snobby business guy owns the new world with a bunch of relics and remnants still in his possession
We need a lot more of this
i love it when schlatt makes my pickle rise
Staying up till 6am to watch these :D
one hour and five minutes in he finally starts fishing
looking exquisite as always shlorp
Holy shit 2 vods in in a week is schlatt sick
53:31 is such a perfect moment
Flashbacks to SipsCo the minute Schlatt said he'd be selling dirt
"the fish come extremely quickly, and i come extremely quickly" -jschlatt
91 Mazda Miata. 1.6l. Schlatt is rocking popups friends.
I am like so happy charborg is making his appearance, so happy right now
Shlatt pressing shift and running gave me genuine fear.
Its crazy that Schaltt admitted to going on Grindr in thw first few seconds of the stream. We're proud of you for admitting it king
every time slatt doesnt have a facecam its bc hes reverted back to his twink form, Jason. the second he turns the face cam on he transforms into his usual goblin self. and dont try to send me pics of "twink schlart" bc we all know that was just the young version of his gobby self. boytoy twink jason is an entirely different being that glows and pulsates. lets just say theres a reason he cant show it
1:15:14
schlatt meows
honesty its crazy to see two of my top five youtubers in the same minecraft server
love your dirt shack btw, it's really... lavish
why do i wake up to this fucking video playing every single fucking day
fish deprived never fails to make me sleep
17:22 was definitely the highlight of my day
i love how the qhole stream is so chill
yea man this shit is kino
Nothing like schlatt and a cup a coffee in tha aftanoons
Love the new series
leave it up to schlatt to make me feel like i shouldve been involved in the descent of flight 97
this smp feels like smiling friends humor
Is this the 3rd resurgence of Minecraft? Because I'm here for it dude!
schlatt open a fish filet targeted McDonald's called McChlatt
That grain callout is absurd
Every letter he gets is days wage for me
glad to know schlatt can follow his dadd's instructions
Schlatt watching hermitcraft is something I didn't think would happen
1:26:19 this is a new kind of brain rot thank you I love it
schitty has a perfect drowned impression
I do really hope you keep streaming schlatt
I'm glad "schlatt" is doing another smp live
"schlatt" has returned to the vod channel