Schlatt Ranks Your DISGUSTING TikToks

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  • čas přidán 16. 05. 2022
  • Streamed on 5/15/22
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  • @bellsharions9042
    @bellsharions9042 Před 2 lety +6869

    It really sucks that he had to skip one on the streams because some "people" sent animal corpses instead of actual submissions.

    • @fawncashew
      @fawncashew Před 2 lety +559

      Given the number of times taxidermy has come up in previous streams, i assume that is what is being sent rather than just straight animal corpses - still weird to most people and a whole stream of it would probably risk a ban, but no where near as bad as straight corpses. Besides, 90% of vocal schlatt fans are the weird kind of obsessive twitch viewers, what do you expect haha

    • @Yourconradinarms
      @Yourconradinarms Před 2 lety +75

      Jesus wtf

    • @bellsharions9042
      @bellsharions9042 Před 2 lety +456

      @@fawncashew wasn't taxidermy, unfortunately, actual corpses

    • @selarom2018
      @selarom2018 Před 2 lety +12

      😐😐😐😐😐
      edit: reply got deleted hahahahhahaaahha

    • @helloartie866
      @helloartie866 Před 2 lety +45

      im having trouble trying to understand how taxidermy isn’t just stuffed corpses

  • @exaskies5639
    @exaskies5639 Před 2 lety +9495

    Love that Schlagg gets petty over anyone who uses the same facial expression in their thumbnails, and then proceeds to use the exact same drawing, alignment and overall design in his thumbnails 3 times in a row.
    (Edit: lmao thanks everyone + Schlatt’s unpaid worker for the likes!! :D )

    • @sirsamiboi
      @sirsamiboi Před 2 lety +465

      Hey at least the drawing is good

    • @Bail.e_y
      @Bail.e_y Před 2 lety

      Do u mean schlut
      Unless there’s another guy called schlagg

    • @mocha.mp3
      @mocha.mp3 Před 2 lety +250

      drawings better than someone doing a wojak face ig

    • @garbage_bin
      @garbage_bin Před 2 lety +135

      Don't you mean "schlagg"

    • @quadzero6339
      @quadzero6339 Před 2 lety +56

      At least he has a father figure

  • @corporatecapitalism
    @corporatecapitalism Před rokem +207

    I love how when chat saw the tv head they were all saying “cringe” but then schlatt said it was cool and they all agreed

    • @berenvonbaggins
      @berenvonbaggins Před 9 měsíci +24

      The TV head was so cool! I've been wanting to make something very much like it so seeing that someone did it is awesome.

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 Před 5 měsíci +28

      The hive mind is fickle.

    • @presidenttoiletthe3rd
      @presidenttoiletthe3rd Před 2 měsíci

      I checked the part of the video and i didnt see a single "cringe" message bruh they all said it was cool at the same time

    • @Potatomanofbakedcheese
      @Potatomanofbakedcheese Před měsícem

      Jschlatt is the true king

  • @Inverato
    @Inverato Před rokem +292

    The video from 2:35:12 will always be so wholesome man 💀 basically the little German boy's mom let him get soda from the store and he says "my mom let me get soda today and I get to play my favorite game fortnite"

    • @PzKpfw.VPanther
      @PzKpfw.VPanther Před rokem +9

      Makes me smile

    • @louisperry6138
      @louisperry6138 Před rokem +12

      Happy small children are always wholesome

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 Před rokem +23

      ​@@louisperry6138 yeah. When I was edgy teenager I hated kids. Now I am older and when I see sometimes a child smiling on the streets with their parents, kinda makes me smile too

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie Před rokem +11

      ​@@cumcumcum148 I just turned 18 and I have become the person who says "enjoy childhood while you can kid" because holy fuck am I miserable now

    • @mwagicalpwush
      @mwagicalpwush Před rokem +5

      wait that's the yippie sound effect

  • @bdura2021
    @bdura2021 Před 2 lety +5385

    Sending Schlatt hundreds if not thousands of pictures of dead animals sounds EXACTLY like something 4channers or whatever would do. What reason would his fans have for sending him that kind of thing?? They've never been that messed up before as far as I know.

    • @monkee4622
      @monkee4622 Před 2 lety +1187

      My money would have been on those toxic Dream SMP stans that dox or send gore to anyone who criticizes their favorite streamers. Either way, they need to fkn grow up. I was so excited to show off my demonic toy collection too.

    • @dragonheart7901
      @dragonheart7901 Před 2 lety +3

      @@monkee4622 no its probably just a group of trolls. They like to pick on popular people in fucked up ways like that. Sometimes even pretending to be fans to further ruin the streamers rep (which could be some of those stans) so I think just some fucked up trolls did that to Schlatt

    • @bdura2021
      @bdura2021 Před 2 lety +470

      @@monkee4622 Wow. I didn't know there have been other communities that do that sort of thing. This is terrible. But yeah; Schlatt, your fans are being FRAMED! Some group of people out there who hate you is almost definitely messing with you, fans would rather send pics of their own asbestos-laden roofs than dead animals D:> I wonder why he thinks his fans did it?
      Edit: I didn't know there have been MODERN communities that still do it. There's no way 4chan was the only place where people would plan to do that sort of thing, but I'd thought - hoped, even - that it was an abandoned practice by now.

    • @Scopop08
      @Scopop08 Před 2 lety +240

      As someone who's been around since smp live, it was 100% us yeah there was most likely no outside intervention

    • @Scopop08
      @Scopop08 Před 2 lety +284

      There was two paths schlatt fans could take after 2019, and it was to quit band and be normal or keep playing the trombone and become a 4channer

  • @t34d1um
    @t34d1um Před 2 lety +2809

    i actually love to see "Schlatt" being this active again, I hope he doesn't hide pain or something deep down like he was doing before
    I wish you the best man

    • @Eevee860
      @Eevee860 Před 2 lety +163

      He's active like he was in 1999

    • @dariuskikstra3994
      @dariuskikstra3994 Před 2 lety +29

      Why did you say it in quotations

    • @gusztavkotschy4980
      @gusztavkotschy4980 Před 2 lety +12

      what? what was he hiding

    • @Maplexter
      @Maplexter Před 2 lety +43

      yes same! i really enjoy watching “schlatts” content and im really glad im going to be able to see more of it

    • @The8B1tWarrior
      @The8B1tWarrior Před 2 lety +21

      @@dariuskikstra3994 he made a troll video on how it annoys him

  • @PuffDaFluff
    @PuffDaFluff Před rokem +131

    Schlatt's laugh is so contagious, his commentary makes alot of the clips so much funnier than they'd normally be for me

  • @MacheTheFerret
    @MacheTheFerret Před rokem +25

    that fucking cat sneezed 37 times in a row and not once did their owner say bless you
    animal cruelty right there

  • @AwesomeZaus
    @AwesomeZaus Před 2 lety +543

    “Schlatt” losing his mind over the Weezer memes was glorious.

    • @mango98
      @mango98 Před rokem +6

      @cqvio doli why's everyone saying "schlatt"

    • @axelrose8481
      @axelrose8481 Před rokem +4

      @@mango98 it's a joke that he's not real

    • @TORQ111
      @TORQ111 Před 9 měsíci

      ⁠@@axelrose8481he’s not he’s names schlag who’s “schlatt

  • @gumsgang1216
    @gumsgang1216 Před 2 lety +3586

    TIMESTAMPS
    7:40 A small amount of water bottles
    9:33 Defecation Toilet
    10:45 Slay has gone too far
    12:04 Walter
    13:56 Cartwheel
    15:15 Frog
    15:59 Super Mario
    17:12 Monday
    18:26 Henry
    20:12 Elmo
    21:04 Why is the carpet wet
    21:57 Monke
    22:38 Capybara Crossing
    23:33 Cat hits the fattest whip
    24:28 Gorilla Gym
    25:35 Average JSchlatt fan
    26:18 Cat Sneezes
    27:18 La Creatura
    28:42 Man Shutcho
    29:10 This is awesome
    30:54 El Gato
    31:32 Feeding Time
    32:10 Frederick Fazbear
    33:08 El Gato Numero Dos
    34:06 Willpower
    35:07 Roller Skates
    36:00 Orange
    36:28 Cereal is Probably
    37:13 El Gato Numero Tres
    37:20 Pickle
    38:40 Women
    39:22 El Gato Numero Quatro
    39:59 Looney Tunes Urinal
    40:38 Prius Scalper
    42:15 100% Brain Power
    43:32 Egg in Mayo Water
    44:43 Whee
    45:04 El Gato Numero Cinco
    45:25 Rope
    46:09 Groan Tubes
    47:17 Over The Hedge
    49:05 Pizza Time
    50:15 Skewer
    50:32 Charles Boyle
    51:00 Egg
    51:25 El Gato Numero Seis
    51:44 Instant Regret
    52:01 El Gato Numero Siete
    52:20 No Habla Ingles
    53:02 Augh
    53:25 is Nick Gay?
    53:55 Batman Symbol
    54:15 The Russians
    54:29 Too Sturdy
    54:56 Monke Part 2
    55:50 Train Horn
    56:06 He can do tricks
    57:36 Cutting
    57:58 Number 12
    58:31 Harmonica
    58:49 Least Insane Sonic Fan
    59:58 Average School Bathroom
    1:00:30 Huge Brain
    1:00:56 Me Too
    1:01:12 El Gato Numero Ocho
    1:02:36 Clash Royale Moment
    1:04:40 Gibbon Moment
    1:05:15 Average Anime Fan
    1:05:49 The Classic
    1:06:37 Pacer Test
    1:07:20 Jerma in Michigan
    1:08:45 El Gato Numero Nueve
    1:09:20 I wouldn’t dance for nobody
    1:09:32 POWERADE MONKEY
    1:10:00 Too Sturdy 2
    1:10:12 All 59 Women
    1:10:55 Average Anime Fan 2
    1:12:30 Average Texan
    1:13:06 Sleepy Joe
    1:14:10 airdrop
    1:14:47 Ronald Reagan Dies
    1:15:19 El Gato Numero Diez
    1:16:10 Oh No
    1:16:38 RadioHead
    1:17:03 Oven
    1:17:15 Rip Chair
    1:18:04 Watermelon Juices
    1:19:28 Average British Child
    1:19:53 EJ!
    1:21:09 Pikachu
    1:21:27 Monkey Flip
    1:21:54 Frog
    1:22:05 HEEHEEHEEHAW
    1:22:59 El Gato Numero Once
    1:23:10 Walmart Bathroom
    1:23:33 Handle on Both Sides
    1:23:45 Absolutely Bonkers
    1:24:06 Jawsh Monke
    1:24:30 Guitar Hero
    1:25:26 Bigfoot
    1:25:57 Tacos and Sushi
    1:26:09 Average Australian
    1:27:11 Mothafucka
    1:27:56 Point of the Mask
    1:28:39 Monke Part 3
    1:28:52 Ass
    1:29:10 Demonic Entity
    1:29:40 Boe Jiden Bus
    1:30:14 Sleep Machine
    1:31:04 Seal Noises
    1:31:19 New York
    1:32:46 2001
    1:33:34 Lord of The Rings
    1:37:20 Nicaragua
    1:37:42 Gayschlatt
    1:38:27 Surprise Trap
    1:39:17 Rock Collection
    1:39:44 Polar Pop
    1:40:06 Lizard jukes
    1:40:42 Bad Piggies
    1:40:52 Jerma at the gym
    1:41:37 The Entire Jack Manifold stream
    1:42:40 Sparkling Water
    1:43:05 Nerf or nothing
    1:43:27 Fruit by the Foot
    1:43:53 Rock the Dwayne Johnson
    1:44:00 Nature Documentary Cameraman moment
    1:44:20 Alvin
    1:45:33 Fuck You
    1:46:00 Therapy Dog
    1:46:10 Falling
    1:46:45 No
    1:46:53 The Heist
    1:47:09 Owl
    1:47:24 Low Tier God cameo
    1:47:56 Quandale Dingle
    1:48:37 Something out there
    1:49:09 Boulder
    1:49:26 Plants vs Zombies
    1:49:45 Popsicle
    1:50:05 Monkey Bath
    1:50:53 Claw Machine
    1:51:08 Pikachu 2
    1:51:50 Star Power
    1:52:00 SpongeBob
    1:52:33 Gandalf
    1:53:06 Ninja
    1:53:44 Coffee Maker
    1:54:23 Clash Royale Wizard
    1:54:44 Bro Tweakin
    1:55:27 Ice Age
    1:55:38 Optimum Prime
    1:56:03 PC Setup
    1:56:16 Taco Bell Wings
    1:56:37 I slammed my balls
    1:56:53 El Gato Numero Doce
    SURPRISE SHOW AND TELL VIDEOS
    1:57:42 The Cone Zone
    1:59:21 Dream Crucifixion
    2:01:07 Nope
    2:01:12 Portable TV
    2:02:09 BIG T
    2:05:33 Cool Lizard
    2:05:41 Hot Wheels
    2:05:46 Kenneth Puyan
    2:06:11 Penis Pump
    2:06:20 White Woman Spotted
    2:07:06 Axolotl
    2:07:18 Pyrocynical
    2:08:13 Veterinarian
    2:08:33 Skippy
    2:09:23 Linguine
    2:09:30 Stink Jug
    2:10:29 Artificial Respiration Instructions
    2:10:57 Joshbraham Lincoln
    2:11:15 Skunk
    2:11:18 Gay Axe
    2:11:38 Non Functional AK
    2:12:06 Illegally Obtained Stoplight
    2:12:55 Pabst Blue Ribbon
    2:15:11 Hi Schlatt :)
    2:15:20 Pickle Returns
    2:16:24 Baljeet
    2:16:45 Scorpion Man
    2:18:21 Commodore
    2:20:57 Bearded Dragon
    2:21:37 Pringles Man
    2:23:17 IFish
    2:24:01 It’s Free
    2:24:19 Furry Jumpscare
    2:24:23 El Gato Numero Trece
    RETURN TO THE TIKTOKS
    2:25:40 Milk
    2:25:54 I don’t remember asking
    2:26:13 SuperCock
    2:26:32 Monke Spin
    2:26:50 Child Abuse
    2:27:36 Jack in the Box
    2:27:46 Gibbon Schlatt
    2:28:27 New York City Subway moment
    2:29:04 Start Em Young
    2:29:37 Ducks
    2:29:50 Worms
    2:30:10 Sigma Male Astronaut
    2:30:39 El Gato Numero Catorce
    2:30:49 She Sniff You
    2:30:58 Play Dead
    2:32:50 Nutella
    2:33:08 Only in New York
    2:33:27 Ocks Store
    2:34:07 El Gato Numero Quince
    2:34:23 Cat Abuse
    2:34:30 Peppa Pig
    2:35:00 Fortnite and Cola
    2:35:20 Free Country
    2:35:31 it was me lol rip
    2:35:50 No Surprises
    2:36:04 Sound Familiar?
    2:36:22 Pretend to be my mom
    2:36:33 El Gato Numero Dieciseis
    2:37:15 Get used to it
    2:37:55 A lot of Milk
    2:38:09 Bi Joeden
    2:38:45 Taken
    2:39:05 This is Awesome Part 2
    2:39:23 To Be Continued
    2:39:34 Like Us
    2:39:52 El Gato Numero Diecisiete
    2:40:07 Father Figure
    2:40:29 WAKE UP
    2:40:42 Monkey Fancam
    2:40:59 Among Us 3AM
    2:42:17 El Gato Numero Dieciocho
    2:42:29 Dogs aren’t supposed to eat jellybeans
    2:43:07 Holy Tunt Bruva
    2:43:42 New York Subway Part 2
    2:43:56 SIR GET DOWN
    2:44:06 Living Cartoon
    2:44:17 Eminem Duck Song
    2:44:47 Rabbit Abuse
    2:44:58 Fish Futbol
    2:45:25 El Gato Numero Diecinueve
    2:45:34 Meat Grinder
    2:46:33 Meat Grinder Part 2
    2:47:30 More Child Abuse
    2:48:07 Gay Obama
    2:48:27 The Holy Foreskin
    2:50:00 RIP
    2:50:37 Spiderman
    2:51:10 Moo Moo Meadows
    2:51:18 Roses are Red
    2:52:03 Simulation
    2:52:26 Only Guys Understand
    2:52:55 Smooth Criminal
    2:53:20 Gorilla Pancake
    2:53:49 Weezerpost #1
    2:53:58 Think Fast
    2:54:16 Thick Boys Can Run
    2:55:16 He Exports Cocaine
    2:55:29 Cat Gods
    2:56:16 Aughhh
    2:56:27 The Gnome Boys
    2:56:50 JSchlatt Parrot
    2:57:17 Or Bread that’s fine
    2:57:56 El Gato Numero Veinte
    2:58:04 Strip Club
    2:58:43 Fishing
    2:58:55 The Jets beat the New York Giants
    2:59:06 Weezerpost #2
    2:59:13 What do you think about it
    2:59:23 Blind Dog
    3:00:05 God is Among Us
    3:00:20 Monkies Spin
    3:00:43 Gibbon Spin
    3:01:00 Frog Jenga
    3:01:18 Lasagna
    3:01:44 Weezerpost #3
    3:02:09 Gay
    3:02:20 Mario Kart
    3:02:33 Even More Child Abuse
    3:02:56 BE A MAN
    3:03:05 Small World
    3:03:18 Weezerpost #4
    3:03:49 Weezerpost #5
    3:04:23 Dogs Out
    3:04:47 Weezerpost #6
    3:05:10 Weezerpost #7
    3:07:27 El Gato Final

  • @cy7ru
    @cy7ru Před 9 měsíci +5

    i really want to say these type of videos really help me through tough times

  • @RC.181
    @RC.181 Před rokem +14

    "Schlatt" has such a contagious laugh, cheers me up so fast. Keep it up "Schlatt"!

  • @claraB1016
    @claraB1016 Před 2 lety +382

    ok its actually pretty sweet how when schlatt sees a cat, he immediately softens

    • @riceyummy
      @riceyummy Před rokem +15

      ​@@Mr_TJones he just like me fr

    • @daydreamer8344
      @daydreamer8344 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Don’t let him hear you, his chops will get bigger out of spite

    • @bitterroxie
      @bitterroxie Před 16 dny

      yeah because hes not seeing men. send more men and he will stay HARD

  • @velzori5610
    @velzori5610 Před 2 lety +2318

    Chats only purpose in life is to make 'Jschlatt' go insane.

  • @TootNshoot
    @TootNshoot Před rokem +1

    I’m sorry I couldn’t get the merch sooner J, I never knew about it, but thanks for the plug anyway. And for the content, keep it up Schlatt.

  • @williamprimm8924
    @williamprimm8924 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The Your Favorite Martian reference is wild though lol love ya Shat, keep it up!

  • @NuclearParadox
    @NuclearParadox Před 2 lety +395

    I'm a Department Manager at Wal-Mart, and I can tell you we absolutely let employee's take home displays we're done with. In some cases we trash them, gently, beside the dumpster, and maybe they're gone later that day, who knows? Regardless, they are free, so long as that item's special deal or set is over.

    • @Sloptopgettingdrop
      @Sloptopgettingdrop Před 2 lety +1

      I hope you get fired for that

    • @NuclearParadox
      @NuclearParadox Před 2 lety +101

      @@Sloptopgettingdrop For what? Doing something both the Store Manager and Regional Manager allow and at times encourage? Not likely, but thanks for playing.

    • @baqly
      @baqly Před 2 lety +64

      @@NuclearParadox keep living the best life man
      They are free

    • @ghostlyexe
      @ghostlyexe Před 2 lety +37

      @@Sloptopgettingdrop why? No fun haver

    • @dovehorse9066
      @dovehorse9066 Před rokem +31

      @@Sloptopgettingdrop can you explain in detail WHY someone should be fired for that?

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 Před 2 lety +397

    1:14:12 Fun fact: “pussy” (insult) is actually short for _pusillanimous,_ a late Middle English word meaning cowardly or timid. Etymologically: Latin _pusillus_ ‘very small’ + _animus_ ‘mind’.

    • @lukasvoorhis6964
      @lukasvoorhis6964 Před 2 lety +23

      Only the romans could come up with this

    • @cushyuu
      @cushyuu Před 2 lety +11

      sound like a spell

    • @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523
      @d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 Před 2 lety +19

      i mean yeah it might have been used like that at some point but thats not what people mean when they say it (thats probably obvious i just wanted to point it out... k bye *runs away*)

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 Před 2 lety

      @@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 when you insult someone by calling them a pussy, you’re saying they’re a coward. That’s… why the word is used as an insult.

    • @VosovioYTC
      @VosovioYTC Před 2 lety +26

      @@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 This is a cringe free zone, please remove your cringe or you may be prosecuted.

  • @BigBiz9
    @BigBiz9 Před rokem +3

    After the video of the guy swinging and getting hurt right here at 45:00 there were quite a few people saying it was deserved and that “he deserved it”
    This was quite a common phenomena, like in the video of the kid touching the Mario star and runs around and bangs his head. Even the clip of the kid biking and falling off the hill.
    It seems like whenever someone’s having fun and gets hurt, these people think it’s deserved for whatever reason. Like the man in the swing was just swinging, the only reason he fell was because it wasn’t bolted in enough. I don’t know why the internet hates people having fun but it’s quite scummy

  • @user-ut6yc7zs9l
    @user-ut6yc7zs9l Před rokem +13

    Love how Schlatt is just like "Fuck you" to people, and then like "Aww help the poor cat"

  • @Blue-wi1uz
    @Blue-wi1uz Před 2 lety +244

    50:06
    As some who works in a pizza place, those white things are indeed called tables, and we use them traditionally for larger orders to make sure the boxes dont smush the food. It can work like that but, if the box is tilted fully side ways it doesnt stop the toppings and cheese from sliding off.

    • @sammvch288
      @sammvch288 Před rokem +8

      Out of nowhere, TOTALLY RANDOM, but I HAD to say this: your profile picture is adorable. I have a soft spot for Minecraft Sheep.

    • @Blue-wi1uz
      @Blue-wi1uz Před rokem +6

      @@sammvch288 awww thank you! I also like Minecraft sheep, thanks for choosing to interact with me, I like making new friends, have a great rest of your day

    • @turzilla
      @turzilla Před 6 dny

      @@Blue-wi1uz your pfp is blue

  • @volt42re
    @volt42re Před 2 lety +412

    For some reason, it gets progressively funnier each time Schlatt says "you're not in OTK"

  • @olescuzzo6905
    @olescuzzo6905 Před rokem +1

    Thanks stat this really made my day!!

  • @diarrheanoodles3713
    @diarrheanoodles3713 Před rokem +1

    This is the best video to watch while sleep deprived I was watching this and I couldn’t stop laughing at everything

  • @spooder1568
    @spooder1568 Před 2 lety +619

    So sad that the show and tell stream got cancelled. I can’t believe some “people”, some viewers of “schlatt”, would send those disgusting “images”

    • @Dealiosis
      @Dealiosis Před 2 lety +12

      I was wondering about that stream... wanted to know if my pic made the cut or not

    • @BunnyStarTelevision
      @BunnyStarTelevision Před 2 lety +5

      @@Dealiosis mine unfortunately wasnt, i think it sent it in too late :^) maybe he'll do another show and tell in the future

    • @newguy8288
      @newguy8288 Před 2 lety

      Pretty sure it was a group of haters. If it was that coordinated, it’ll probably be some Twitter stans doing fucked up shit

    • @dragonheart7901
      @dragonheart7901 Před 2 lety +62

      For those confused, some people (p sure some fucked up group of trolls) sent dead animals. Not taxidermy, straight up dead animals. Like roadkill and crap

    • @charlesblasini2134
      @charlesblasini2134 Před 2 lety +14

      I was so excited to see Schlatt's reaction to my $5000 funko pop collection

  • @cheesestick2730
    @cheesestick2730 Před 2 lety +738

    Too bad for Schlitt, he was a good man.

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil Před 6 měsíci +4

    favourite tiktoks
    35:06 - rollerblading ankle man
    36:00 - giminimasaurus
    36:25 - Cereal is probably

  • @cypher5219
    @cypher5219 Před rokem +1

    28:25
    hmmmmmm
    1999
    czcams.com/video/oj6cPUdBans/video.html

  • @foundcrab4742
    @foundcrab4742 Před 2 lety +378

    Schlatt is slowly losing his mind, and we might experience the 99' incident again

  • @potatoezmen
    @potatoezmen Před 2 lety +506

    Its that time of day to see "Schlatt" lose his mind

  • @Sus-qb1qu
    @Sus-qb1qu Před rokem +3

    My cat recently passed and this cheered me up :)
    Thank you jschlatt

  • @jasonmyneni8605
    @jasonmyneni8605 Před 7 měsíci +3

    In the Biden video where he tries to shake someone’s hand, I GENUINELY think that he was hallucinating when that happened

  • @Dundeee
    @Dundeee Před 2 lety +346

    These "react" streams have been actually really good content. Really loving these from you. Keep up the great work big guy

    • @Thwack992
      @Thwack992 Před 2 lety +1

      @cqvio doli The “sound” is different because it’s two different inputs, “Schlatt”‘s mic and the videos audio. Therefore if there is a copyrighted “song”, he can cut out the audio without losing his own “voice”.

  • @bluenova4048
    @bluenova4048 Před 2 lety +505

    I can’t believe they let him keep streaming in that insane asylum. Keep it up “Schlatt”!

    • @bagman123ABC
      @bagman123ABC Před rokem +6

      hang on schlint and steel isn't allowed to have access to any streaming platforms or the internet as a whole after what he did back in '08

  • @HelloEarthling
    @HelloEarthling Před rokem +1

    The first vid. Finally, someone is fighting against the cleaning of this planet.

  • @Forggggg
    @Forggggg Před rokem +2

    My cat passed away yesterday. This is the only thing that has made me laugh since then. Thank you.

  • @chaseross8900
    @chaseross8900 Před 2 lety +117

    I'm honestly suprised there wasn't a third purge of the people who submitted minecraft Tik Toks

    • @quinncupp5365
      @quinncupp5365 Před 2 lety +4

      I think it’s going to be for the dead animals

    • @6-10s9
      @6-10s9 Před 2 lety

      There’s only so many purges he can do before he bans the entire chat because they’re all mentally insane I’m some way

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 Před rokem +2

      To be entirely fair Minecraft in itself isn't bad, and a lotta people would probably argue that, depending on what the topic of that MC TikTok is of course, he'd be going a tad too far? But like, they also probably are too dumb to realize they can just make a new Twitch account lmao.

  • @blindmario
    @blindmario Před 2 lety +477

    I know shlatt is a stupid haha comedy big man but sometimes I feel like he's hiding a deep sadness or he's annoyed at something. I hope you're okay shlatt.
    Edit: the cat sneezed 36-37 times btw

  • @mannco9458
    @mannco9458 Před rokem +4

    40:10 that’s some Lego star wars 3 for the Nintendo DS 3-D trampoline sound

  • @justsam9807
    @justsam9807 Před rokem +1

    man I love shlanke he makes the best videos

  • @standovaar7638
    @standovaar7638 Před 2 lety +432

    Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a thing.

    • @hee-heeman2426
      @hee-heeman2426 Před 2 lety +15

      The bits done

    • @Gh0stly_b4ts_
      @Gh0stly_b4ts_ Před 2 lety +3

      It’s getting old now tbh

    • @cell2179
      @cell2179 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Gh0stly_b4ts_ been old for weeks tbh

    • @NoMitherNoProblem
      @NoMitherNoProblem Před 2 lety +7

      @@Gh0stly_b4ts_ Tbh I’d rather go back to this bit than see one more comment putting Schlatt’s name in quotes, that bit is drier than the Sahara desert on an August afternoon

    • @virimoss
      @virimoss Před 2 lety

      it's been old for ages, my guy

  • @samsquid8021
    @samsquid8021 Před 2 lety +189

    28:14 that was my dono! I was really happy he thanked me and I was glad I caught the stream after I celebrated my graduation! Thank you Big Man for making me laugh and smile.
    And I will link you to your crimes one day Schlatt. :)

  • @thecrepeofdeath
    @thecrepeofdeath Před rokem

    there is a channel that exclusively puts things in industrial shredders and hydraulic presses! it's hypnotic

  • @ch1ll_jovie372
    @ch1ll_jovie372 Před rokem +15

    This one had me absolutely DYING omg 😂😂😂
    2:41:00

  • @slump1299
    @slump1299 Před 2 lety +139

    its a odd feeling when someone who makes you laugh and never really acts serious break character it is fucking dispicble that people sent in photos of dead animals

    • @Nortex25
      @Nortex25 Před rokem +1

      ⚰️🐕

    • @bagman123ABC
      @bagman123ABC Před rokem +8

      @@Nortex25 "⚰🐕" -🤓

    • @ashtremble
      @ashtremble Před rokem +4

      @@bagman123ABC “”⚰️🐕” - 🤓” - 🤓
      (I agree with you but the chain must continue)

    • @bagman123ABC
      @bagman123ABC Před rokem +3

      @@ashtremble “”⚰🐕” - 🤓” - 🤓-
      🤓
      (i respect that)

    • @cloaker542
      @cloaker542 Před 10 měsíci

      Time stamp?

  • @vivianponka2225
    @vivianponka2225 Před 2 lety +1127

    This man has seen a lot, respect him. The years of pain and suffering from his trolling fanbase have driven this man insane
    Edit: Damn guys chill I'm literally just commenting on a video, piss off.

  • @Waffles4903
    @Waffles4903 Před rokem

    Best video about TikToks. Change my mind.

  • @lemongrace2063
    @lemongrace2063 Před rokem +4

    8:40
    Yes actually, SSSniperwolf

  • @leaf8175
    @leaf8175 Před 2 lety +166

    Love to see jschlatt losing his mind

  • @rawky2798
    @rawky2798 Před 2 lety +56

    A pizza saver (sometimes referred to as pizza table, pizza stool, pizza bone, pizza chair, pizza lofter, package saver, or pizza ottoman) is an object used to prevent the top of a food container, such as a pizza box or cake box, from collapsing in at the center and touching the food inside.

    • @Aida_Costa
      @Aida_Costa Před 2 lety +7

      They’re also a very nice snack for after/before the pizza

  • @honeybeehols
    @honeybeehols Před rokem +7

    he's like a parent yelling at you for stealing

  • @JellyCubess
    @JellyCubess Před 5 měsíci +1

    1:27:11 as soon as this came on i was like "is that who i think it is?"
    "CHESTER STONE WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE"

  • @swift1y
    @swift1y Před 2 lety +179

    Great to see the creator of Tiktok reviewing content on his own platform.

  • @lawddipsheet8770
    @lawddipsheet8770 Před 2 lety +95

    "Do not pray for better lives, pray to be bigger men"
    -Shlay. F. K

  • @oliviagrace6914
    @oliviagrace6914 Před rokem +5

    I love your content so much. It always helps even during rough times so thank you and I know it hasn’t been easy for you. thank you for the work you’ve put into making others feel loved. God bless and Jesus loves y’all

  • @Boxygirl96
    @Boxygirl96 Před 2 měsíci

    2:19:42 for anyone worried the straw in the fish tank is clearly a joke, it’s not physically possible for that kind of slurping sound to be made via drinking through a fully submerged straw

  • @jacksonharvey6342
    @jacksonharvey6342 Před 2 lety +155

    Maybe just for future reference with VODS, i find the sound to be significantly different between "schlatt"s voice and the audio. Im not sure how it sounds to stream normally, bur for myself rewatching the vods, i find it heard to hear the content on screen, so i turn my volume up, but then when big guy talks it is overbearingly loud. Not quite sure what solutions are available for this, but i figured id throw my opinion in, wanted or not :) absoluteyl love the content man cant stop watching and cant wait to see more

    • @voltorb3246
      @voltorb3246 Před 2 lety +3

      as far as I know, there is no mixing or editing done on the vods. It is a direct rip from the stream.

    • @baqly
      @baqly Před 2 lety +25

      @@voltorb3246 not exactly, based on previous streams, and how the audio is in general, there is two audio outputs, one of schlatts mic, and one of the stream (sometimes 3 If he is playing a game) and the stream audio, often has its volume changed, muted, or muffled as to not get picked up by the copyright system accidentally. I think this is what Jackson is talking about. This is specially evident on the vods of the truck simulator stream, as he plays copyrighted music live on them but the vod upload on CZcams has animal crossing/relaxing music

  • @roomtempwater1
    @roomtempwater1 Před 2 lety +35

    Love how every time Schlatt is on CZcams trending it’s for gaming no matter what he is actually doing

  • @over_ds6451
    @over_ds6451 Před rokem +3

    1:43 whips out camera cutely 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

  • @azq09h528
    @azq09h528 Před rokem

    congrats on 420k subscribers

  • @vinndiggs100
    @vinndiggs100 Před 2 lety +161

    I think he should do this again cuz it looks like he enjoyed the tiktoks a lot more than the computer setups, and the bedrooms

  • @prolevelcallout4597
    @prolevelcallout4597 Před 2 lety +102

    In the cookie tier list he said “fuck red, only blue” Now he sits here with a bottle of red and I’m speechless

  • @jeekboi
    @jeekboi Před 9 měsíci

    Schlatt, all you need to take a street sign off is a ~15mm socket wrench

  • @tonytrainwreck9316
    @tonytrainwreck9316 Před 9 měsíci

    That cat sneezed 38 times.

  • @AcesPrune
    @AcesPrune Před 2 lety +57

    The Pizza Table thing isn't too hold it in place, it's to stop the cheese from touching the box, if you hold a Pizza sideways, its gonna fall regardless lol

  • @tiiamaria_
    @tiiamaria_ Před 2 lety +47

    i'm so happy schlatt saw another clip of the guy with the big booty and his guards. it's truly a classic

  • @guywholovestodraw8930
    @guywholovestodraw8930 Před rokem +4

    20:12 jus leaving the time stamp for the elmo vid

  • @natricine
    @natricine Před rokem +1

    the best video to watch while bunking school in the toilets:

  • @vanillarosekitchen
    @vanillarosekitchen Před 2 lety +59

    I’m absolutely loving this series. I keep missing the streams but 3 hour vod here we come :DD

  • @FlyingSquid262
    @FlyingSquid262 Před 2 lety +90

    It really is disturbing people submitted fucking dead animals thinking it would be funny to react to.

    • @cell2179
      @cell2179 Před 2 lety +6

      Ehh depends. I've seen a video of a dead raccoon on the pavement with a Get Well Soon balloon attached to it. Probably funny for some people, wasn't that disturbing

    • @FlyingSquid262
      @FlyingSquid262 Před 2 lety +22

      @@cell2179 I don't mind those images. But I don't think that's what schlatt was implying as far as dead animals go.

    • @enzoarweq4525
      @enzoarweq4525 Před 2 lety +6

      @@cell2179 iirc it wasn't just animal corpses they were other vile shit sent

    • @Sloptopgettingdrop
      @Sloptopgettingdrop Před 2 lety +1

      I sent in some pretty gruesome road kill pics, I'm still laughing

    • @FlyingSquid262
      @FlyingSquid262 Před 2 lety +29

      @@Sloptopgettingdrop you remind me of the image that goes like "you probably don't find this funny but I do yeah you could call me a little bit of a psychopath guess I'm just too hardcore for ya." Seems like a perfect description of what you just said.

  • @mr.mothly
    @mr.mothly Před rokem +1

    "Super Mario never gets old"
    And neither will that kid

  • @hamper6511
    @hamper6511 Před 3 měsíci +1

    That father son act with face close up is just a masterpiece

  • @fishzy1210
    @fishzy1210 Před 2 lety +181

    Introducing schlatt to tiktok is the worst decision to make, anyways. You know the lore is good for this one

  • @Trustfuleevees
    @Trustfuleevees Před 2 lety +32

    18:30: my immediate thought was “that’s not a strawberry” and then I realized “that’s not a rabbit.”

    • @chextheroyalbastard3495
      @chextheroyalbastard3495 Před 2 lety +1

      BRO SAMEEEE

    • @royalfox3771
      @royalfox3771 Před 2 lety

      I honestly didn't notice the raspberry cause all I eat is olive garden deserts, excluding the strawberry cheese and cream cakes. But I noticed the squirrel

    • @trbz_8745
      @trbz_8745 Před rokem

      I was literally the reverse

  • @marmalade_5064
    @marmalade_5064 Před 9 měsíci

    That cat sneezed 39 times.

  • @amandadavis2906
    @amandadavis2906 Před rokem

    I've came back to this video about 5 times and I still switch to something else idk how yall like this lol I rather see him do something he enjoys🤣

  • @TheLegoNation
    @TheLegoNation Před 2 lety +50

    1:41 NFT that took 5 months
    16:07 rip
    22:00 Hes so pissed off
    25:37 what
    32:11 welp
    54:57 again
    1:05:12 i like Schlatts face on this one
    1:07:20 lol
    1:09:30 Monkey drinking blue
    1:11:10 Schlatts reaction to this one
    1:28:12 that was uncalled for
    1:28:40 that’s the same video
    1:33:53 legendary speech
    2:01:14 that spot
    2:25:45 no

  • @aymanmejhed5645
    @aymanmejhed5645 Před 9 měsíci

    bro super mario one made me absolutely recoil

  • @brassbandit3060
    @brassbandit3060 Před rokem

    36:36 him laughing at that brings me back to the days of "Hedgehogs eh?" bit

  • @mysufate
    @mysufate Před 2 lety +89

    when i saw that stream (and chose to ignore it) i actually had the thought: “he is going to title the video he makes about this something upsetting and insulting to people who like tiktok”
    never miss, big guy.

  • @leoood6211
    @leoood6211 Před 2 lety +38

    the cat sneezed 37 times, i counted ( 27:15 )

  • @FloofTheFurBoi
    @FloofTheFurBoi Před 3 měsíci

    1:36:0 dude the Destiny 2 music omg I'm so happy a lot of chat noticed the gameee

  • @AleksLorenz-nq8ks
    @AleksLorenz-nq8ks Před 8 měsíci

    Blud really said let him cook

  • @sumsortofsomething1132
    @sumsortofsomething1132 Před 2 lety +13

    Watching the vod while I’m at school still, been struggling to keep in my laughter in public. Thank you big guy for content

  • @wizzardx666
    @wizzardx666 Před 2 lety +32

    If they didn't want us to take the free signs, then why are the bolts the same size as a skateboard multitool?

  • @digitalwizkid712
    @digitalwizkid712 Před 9 měsíci

    Bless-you!

  • @ConcreteEater7
    @ConcreteEater7 Před rokem +1

    Bless you

  • @kcalvinnoralac7742
    @kcalvinnoralac7742 Před 2 lety +99

    1:28:05 can we appreciate that schlatt actually smiled and looked happy for these people? Like, everybody calls dreams stans cringe or crazy but these people are just fans that cosplay dream and his friends and sang "mask" and that's it. Its not shippers, not creeps, not haters. Just people that are fans and schlatt saw and enjoyed it, he even said that the next clip was "uncalled for". Its sad that people like them are associated by cringe and toxicity because of the majority of the dream stans. Schlatt might have done some bad things in the incident of 99' but at least he still has a heart.

    • @ghostlyexe
      @ghostlyexe Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah, that was pretty sweet

    • @billie6608
      @billie6608 Před 2 lety +6

      think he just didn’t want to get canceled lmao

    • @friendist9323
      @friendist9323 Před 2 lety +26

      It's cringe but it's not bad cringe. It's "that's cute, they're kids having the time of their lives, I wish I was still that innocent and young" cringe, not "ew wtf why" cringe.
      Yes I used that word four times in two sentences. No I am not okay.

    • @frostbite644
      @frostbite644 Před 2 lety +3

      And Patrick Bateman proceeds to shoot them

    • @sprinkles06
      @sprinkles06 Před 2 lety

      Same!! I agree I thought that clip was actually really fun looking

  • @incogneko5
    @incogneko5 Před 2 lety +35

    HOLY FRICK. I'm on my meds right now and Schlatt says "why am I all yellow?" at 13:21 at the EXACT SAME MOMENT my blue light filter came on, turning him yellow.
    Bro, I'mma get schizophrenia from this, I know it.

    • @ziekziek5601
      @ziekziek5601 Před 2 lety +7

      "I'm on my meds right now" average schlatt viewer

    • @childtalksstuff1809
      @childtalksstuff1809 Před 2 lety

      @@ziekziek5601 get funnier

    • @bignig7223
      @bignig7223 Před rokem +1

      I'm in your walls ☺️

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 Před rokem +2

      If your viewing Jschlatt videos while on your medication, it’s not working

    • @incogneko5
      @incogneko5 Před rokem

      @@theguythatasked6400 You're absolutely right. One should be _immersed_ in Schlatty's world

  • @ThePoolboy789
    @ThePoolboy789 Před rokem

    i love the facebook "celebrity react" videos where its just audio clips of some celebrity saying "wow" that some one pasted over a tiktok

  • @Forever_420
    @Forever_420 Před rokem

    This is like as long as a movie

  • @AliHussain-dz3xm
    @AliHussain-dz3xm Před 2 lety +34

    Loving the streams Big Guy!

  • @alto1632
    @alto1632 Před rokem +11

    thank you schatt for making these amazing streams, makes my day

  • @Cheese-Doodles
    @Cheese-Doodles Před 8 měsíci

    bro had to break out the jack daniels

  • @foxhatsu4817
    @foxhatsu4817 Před rokem

    Love the sims theme in the beginning

  • @folklaur
    @folklaur Před 2 lety +22

    I was really looking forward to the show your weirdest/coolest thing stream, but I understand why he called it off. It was actually the first one I made a submission for, so I hope he brings it back another day down the line!

  • @ZstationZ
    @ZstationZ Před 2 lety +25

    The weezer riff is now the new rick roll for Schlatt.

  • @bubbles3462
    @bubbles3462 Před rokem

    27:00 is the funniest part imo- “THE DUDES REACHING OUT FOR THE HEAVENS”

  • @BluJ227
    @BluJ227 Před rokem +2

    Forensic scientist in crime scene mentioning a skeleton
    Jschlatt: Skeleton? That’s like Clash of Clans right?

  • @cowmeatius7151
    @cowmeatius7151 Před 2 lety +31

    Can't believe they allowed "schlatt" to stream from a "maximum" security cell in "prison"