Schlatt Ranks Your DISGUSTING Cooking

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  • čas přidán 13. 08. 2022
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    Streamed on 8/12/22
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  • @gumsgang1216
    @gumsgang1216 Před rokem +4630

    TIMESTAMPS
    0:13 How to make Soup
    1:03 Dementia Hot Dog
    2:47 Very Human soup
    3:55 Microwave packaging
    4:25 Cilantro Lime Rice
    6:32 Turkey and Cheese Sandwich
    10:25 Single Dad Hotel Ramen
    11:54 Psychopath Chicken
    14:26 How to Cook Cereal ft. 9/11
    17:47 Schlatt makes some Blue
    20:16 Femboy Scrambled Eggs
    23:22 How to make Meth ft. Asuka
    25:28 What was he cooking? Ft. Nagasaki
    27:22 Making Rammy
    33:13 Brazilian Eggs
    34:07 Planktons Vegetable Stew
    39:04 Dinner is Served
    41:36 Chinese Food
    42:44 Egg ft. Free Signs
    44:28 Chum Bucket
    46:46 World's most Crispy Fries
    47:52 Gamergumps Cake ft. 9/11
    49:03 Bill Clinton Cooking
    50:53 Chef Samsons Roaches
    53:22 Big Macs
    55:41 Lasagna ft. Black Tar Heroin
    1:00:01 Markiplier Fruit Salad
    1:02:19 How to Cook Fish Ft. Meth
    1:08:14 Steak ft. Joe Biden
    1:10:41 How to make Blue
    1:13:15 Southern Ribs
    1:17:26 How to open Tuna Can
    1:18:30 Ice Cream in a Bag Ft. Weezer and 9/11
    1:20:54 Drink Vanilla Extract
    1:23:52 Crystal Meth and Schlatt Meditation
    1:26:10 Sunflower Seeds
    1:27:26 Blowjob Shot
    1:28:48 Jahnun
    1:30:06 Schlatt Cake
    1:32:12 Cosmic Brownie Butes
    1:32:33 Frootaye
    1:33:57 Cheese Toasty ft. Mr Hands
    1:36:25 Straight from the Source
    1:37:13 Hot Dogs ft. 9/11
    1:41:54 PBJ Sandwich
    1:46:19 Peanut Butter Cookies (actual good post)
    1:47:56 Meatloaf.jpeg
    1:48:12 How to make cook chicken in minecraft
    1:50:34 Crossaint
    1:52:37 Cooking Mug Brownie
    1:54:04 Kittens
    1:56:32 Nut Cookies
    1:59:48 A Burning Hill
    2:00:10 Ramen.mp4
    2:03:01 Ramen again Ft. 9/11
    2:04:17 Rice Krispie Treats Ft. 9/11
    2:07:08 Return to Ramen Kid
    2:07:20 3 Sandwiches
    2:10:07 Schlatt Makes Spaghetti
    2:12:11 Schlake
    2:12:49 “This is a compilation of everything that pisses me off”
    2:16:34 Egg ft. Jerma
    2:18:20 Schlanket Returns
    2:19:06 Mens Cake Ft. Weezer
    2:21:05 The Tragedy
    2:21:20 Pickle Returns
    2:23:26 Tummy Ache Elixir
    2:26:01 Very Human Bicycle
    2:26:47 French Food
    2:28:56 Schlrambled Schleggs Ft. Weezer
    2:30:02 Omelette
    2:31:11 Will It Barbeque
    2:31:51 How to Make CIA Method Black Powder
    2:32:04 Beans

    • @gumsgang1216
      @gumsgang1216 Před rokem

      This stream is proof that Schlatt is single-handedly raising the next generation of psychopaths

    • @sivander8740
      @sivander8740 Před rokem +113

      Oh thank you fuck yeah

    • @skimsh
      @skimsh Před rokem +30

      Thansk

    • @silverrey7379
      @silverrey7379 Před rokem +70

      Just for your information, Jahnun (1:28:48) isn't a pastry.
      It's basically a ton of oil/butter on a dough that's been baked in the oven/shabat plate for a ton of hours.
      Kinda looks like a brown rectangular sausage

    • @ziplocbag4303
      @ziplocbag4303 Před rokem +65

      Correction, the black tar heroin was also just a CIA black powder video, the same one actually. (Don’t recommend CIA method, using alcohol as a binder is inefficient, messy, and produces poor powder due to improper charcoal and sulfur integration, if you have to use a liquid method use something with less water content. If you’re on a budget I’d recommend making yourself a ball mill or buying a rock tumbler and using the normal method, or combining the 2)

  • @garrettgoss2691
    @garrettgoss2691 Před rokem +9488

    The fact shlatt has to put his foot down on the meth making jokes is astounding

  • @Dovahkiin106
    @Dovahkiin106 Před rokem +3382

    The funniest part isn’t how many people sent in tutorials on how to make drugs, but that the mods absolutely knew what they were doing when they added them to the drive🤣

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Před rokem +74

      They won't be mods for long if they do it next time

    • @Dovahkiin106
      @Dovahkiin106 Před rokem +241

      @@jstar3382 they won’t be alive for long if they do it again. He’ll show them first hand what he did in 1999🤣.

    • @Ye-jii
      @Ye-jii Před rokem +38

      @@Dovahkiin106 The good old days of 1999 😆

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy Před rokem +19

      mods be wildin

    • @un-kyejohn2968
      @un-kyejohn2968 Před 9 měsíci +6

      ​@@Ye-jiiTruly a horrible day to start off

  • @lilysetlak9459
    @lilysetlak9459 Před rokem +728

    I love the idea of Schlatt being like the most unhinged CZcamsr but then he’s just like “I give my cat hugs all the time”

  • @BlueLizardKing
    @BlueLizardKing Před rokem +144

    "I feel like I'm in The Shining for poor people" Marriot Ramen Dad is hilarious

    • @HeyItsPM
      @HeyItsPM Před 6 měsíci +5

      ik this is a yr old but fr he is. still sad that schlatt skipped the last 23secs of that vid

  • @TropicDaKid
    @TropicDaKid Před rokem +5997

    Schlug the type of guy to give homeless people bubblegum so they can chew something and still be hungry.

  • @leira4622
    @leira4622 Před rokem +1432

    No Jschlatt reacts vod is complete without:
    - “Free” street signs
    - Weezer
    - september 11th, 2001
    - meth
    - the Schlanket
    - Rammy
    - very human

  • @liHellBoyil
    @liHellBoyil Před rokem +177

    You have to admit that most of them have a great way of making the atmosphere so scary and just that raw fear they’re portraying in these small clips.

  • @zeksplaylists5087
    @zeksplaylists5087 Před rokem +59

    That kid with the clay actually had some crazy good talent

  • @Exothermic_Killer
    @Exothermic_Killer Před rokem +7494

    "You people are one bad day away from becoming serial killers"
    The man knows his fanbase

    • @no-lifenoah7861
      @no-lifenoah7861 Před rokem

      the man's a serial killer himself

    • @meatsauce12
      @meatsauce12 Před rokem +101

      I had a pretty shit day yesterday tbh

    • @Terracylle
      @Terracylle Před rokem +118

      we already are serial killers he doesn't know us at all

    • @TheSexiestGoblin
      @TheSexiestGoblin Před rokem +110

      I've had a FEW bad days at work recently.
      In totally unrelated news 2 people went missing in my county recently

    • @Thomas_Angelo
      @Thomas_Angelo Před rokem

      I literally have like 32 kids in my basement. Just one more twitter argument and I'll kill one of them.

  • @allanrincon7200
    @allanrincon7200 Před rokem +3255

    How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? Your fanbase is unhinged, and if you ask them for any custom content they WILL drive you crazy!

  • @KYCDK
    @KYCDK Před 8 měsíci +37

    1:33:54 this is kinda awkward cause it was so perfectly timed and the responses were so good, I forgot he was watching a video and they were both in a call talking to each other, so the silence is just weird

  • @redflareyt6951
    @redflareyt6951 Před rokem +99

    11:54 shlaty daddy hit me so hard i let out a mix of a goblin getting shot, a witch, and a minigun all at once and then started choking on air

  • @Geode_Potential
    @Geode_Potential Před rokem +3754

    I've considered doing one of these video submission things for fun but I don't think im cursed enough to qualify in this fandom.

    • @captaintoast4675
      @captaintoast4675 Před rokem +148

      Same here I could not think of anything for the submissions lol

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 Před rokem +221

      Fill a pan with water. Put a cheese stick and red food coloring in. Drink it.

    • @ArtTemmies
      @ArtTemmies Před rokem

      just chomp an onion, that should make you unhinged enough

    • @jatbird855
      @jatbird855 Před rokem

      Just do some acid and you'll be good

    • @CibuYT
      @CibuYT Před rokem +162

      if you posted a normal submission it would make things better yknow, he deserves a break from time to time

  • @sereapple
    @sereapple Před rokem +1328

    I bet “Schlatt” knows how to cook. He’ll definitely cook up some events from ‘99.

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 Před rokem +15

      Jambo we need to cook the methe jambo.

    • @-.-6900
      @-.-6900 Před rokem +5

      Just like how he cooked the women

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 Před rokem +45

    I love how quickly He went from anger at receiving ingredients for Black Tar Heroin, to angrily threatening the life and safety of a viewer seeking revenge.

  • @Tarnished-bn5gq
    @Tarnished-bn5gq Před rokem +40

    You know a Vod is off to a great start when the first video is a dementia hotdog.

  • @TheFuzzyOcelot
    @TheFuzzyOcelot Před rokem +861

    sand cave guy has to be my favorite submission because that guy either went through the effort of filling this cave with furniture and bottles just for a 2 minute jschlatt submission or he genuinely had the cave set up for something else beforehand

    • @enzoarweq4525
      @enzoarweq4525 Před rokem +69

      I think it's the latter cuz it looks so used and "lived in" if that makes sense

    • @joekerr5418
      @joekerr5418 Před rokem +38

      I think I saw a dead person's scalp at some point

    • @R3pliC0py
      @R3pliC0py Před rokem +24

      @@joekerr5418 s n a c k

    • @elenacoxon2456
      @elenacoxon2456 Před rokem +10

      I'm thinking military man?

    • @ajpgofacoconut6191
      @ajpgofacoconut6191 Před 4 měsíci

      at the end he's sing undone by Wheezer he's my favorite too

  • @ch5rry240
    @ch5rry240 Před rokem +892

    I can’t believe “schlitoris” would dislike receiving meth recipes

    • @DarkFox6816
      @DarkFox6816 Před rokem +3

      Yeah

    • @spacecat77
      @spacecat77 Před rokem

      jslutt

    • @cassandracarlton400
      @cassandracarlton400 Před rokem +26

      He probably finds it patronizing, like they think he doesn’t already know how to make it himself

    • @d3m0n4dayz
      @d3m0n4dayz Před rokem +10

      He doesn't dislike receiving them it is CZcams suppressing it from the dear viewers

    • @R3pliC0py
      @R3pliC0py Před rokem +4

      @@d3m0n4dayz that must mean he likes them. How does he know that they are real recipes?

  • @lilythrrose
    @lilythrrose Před rokem +46

    so glad that "William Schlattner" is sharing these recipes with us like he shared the end of his bat with that family back in '99

    • @RealHampter
      @RealHampter Před 4 měsíci

      didn't he play "Schlapptain Schlirk" on "Schlar Schrek?"

  • @N0va_Wasnth3re
    @N0va_Wasnth3re Před 6 měsíci +8

    watching this while making cupcakes suddenly makes me way more confident of my baking and cooking skills

  • @sneakysquid6195
    @sneakysquid6195 Před rokem +453

    Glad that "Shchlattalungalingus" is back and cooking up a new video on the vods channel.

  • @drowsystag46yearsago5
    @drowsystag46yearsago5 Před rokem +764

    Schlatt, with all due respect, the kid you claimed "Looks like he's from Nickelodeon", looks just like you a few years ago before the chops grew in

    • @neurosect1983
      @neurosect1983 Před rokem +62

      big time rush schlatt

    • @bloodscreen
      @bloodscreen Před rokem +35

      @@neurosect1983 big time rush "schlatt"

    • @cap6022
      @cap6022 Před rokem +12

      @@bloodscreen "big time rush "schlatt" "

    • @lavgemini8544
      @lavgemini8544 Před rokem +5

      @@cap6022 " "big time rush "schlatt" " "

    • @patrickrodrigue59
      @patrickrodrigue59 Před rokem +2

      ​@@lavgemini8544 " " "Big time rush "Schlatt" " " "

  • @dragon_heart_born98
    @dragon_heart_born98 Před rokem +17

    During the cilantro line rice one, chat was just yelling at them to wash the damn rice, and I agree

  • @MastaBroshiX
    @MastaBroshiX Před rokem +14

    35:00 it sounds like swagger souls doing a plankton impersonation

  • @A-Living-Potato
    @A-Living-Potato Před rokem +2662

    “Schlatt” really has some audacity for reviewing other peoples food, especially after what his cooking did to those people in 2001

    • @huckabro8030
      @huckabro8030 Před rokem +95

      He has no remorse for his terrible actions ✈️

    • @walken2702
      @walken2702 Před rokem +120

      what's the deal with airline food? 😳

    • @OrcaIguana
      @OrcaIguana Před rokem +36

      To be fair food tastes worse in low moisture and low pressure environments like a cockpit

    • @TheDeadestOfMemes
      @TheDeadestOfMemes Před rokem

      @@OrcaIguana Cockpit you say?

    • @howdidwegethere8105
      @howdidwegethere8105 Před rokem

      Schlood

  • @artimoe8885
    @artimoe8885 Před rokem +798

    I love how we see him do the vod intros live n’ half-assed to the point where he just re-does the whole thing after the stream. Very human👏

  • @flamoof7255
    @flamoof7255 Před rokem +8

    3:59 ….. I REMEMBER WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY PUT POPTARTS IN THE MICROWAVE STILL WITH THE PACKAGING ON- I just had a terrible flashback man that scared the crap out of me when that happened and I immediately opened the microwave…….

  • @karablues
    @karablues Před rokem +8

    12:00 is my favourite part

  • @erkanduran9595
    @erkanduran9595 Před rokem +258

    I never EVER imagined even in my wildest dreams a grown ass adult yelling at the camera saying not to send him videos on how to make meth... What a time we live in.

  • @wormicide3651
    @wormicide3651 Před rokem +642

    I'm so glad I didn't miss this stream, so glad I didn't oversleep and miss the whole stream

    • @Tyranicalroomba
      @Tyranicalroomba Před rokem +92

      I have a feeling you overslept and missed the whole stream.

    • @wormicide3651
      @wormicide3651 Před rokem +46

      @@Tyranicalroomba what? Noooo, surely not

    • @Tyranicalroomba
      @Tyranicalroomba Před rokem +23

      @@wormicide3651 idk man...I think you might of 🤨🤨🤨

    • @josepheffenrogan
      @josepheffenrogan Před rokem +19

      I believe somebody named Wormicide overslept and missed the whole stream

    • @Tyranicalroomba
      @Tyranicalroomba Před rokem +19

      @@josepheffenrogan idk...I think they woke up right on time and watched it from begining to end.

  • @raidenzxo9328
    @raidenzxo9328 Před rokem +8

    Gotta love how Memenvious didn't even make a fruit salad, he just threw a bunch of fruit into a bowl 😂

  • @jellysolomar2941
    @jellysolomar2941 Před rokem +7

    jshlatt didnt say anything about 15:48 he didnt notice he flashed his dogs for a split second

  • @climbingsum34_7
    @climbingsum34_7 Před rokem +810

    Great to see “Shlatt” going back to cooking after absolutely cooking that guy back in the 90s

  • @kiwi_wi3
    @kiwi_wi3 Před rokem +135

    I’m surprised to see “Schlatt” judging other people’s cooking when he himself caused the culinary disaster of ‘98, before the tragedy.

    • @KeeboReebo
      @KeeboReebo Před rokem +1

      It was 1999 not 98

    • @kiwi_wi3
      @kiwi_wi3 Před rokem +19

      @@KeeboReebo that’s a common misconception considering the catastrophic events that occurred in ‘99

  • @roofedslav2383
    @roofedslav2383 Před rokem +7

    36:22 "he was asked how to grow a mustache" well just don't shave simple

  • @Boxygirl96
    @Boxygirl96 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Wish I’d been there for this one, I’ve got a rather nasty personal favorite I could have shared too
    White rice with canned tuna and ranch
    Rice gets cooked in the rice cooker
    Cooked rice gets mixed with 1-2 cans of chopped tuna (depending on how many helpings I’m preparing)
    Then after thoroughly mixing the rice and tuna I proceed to portion it out into multiple Tupperware containers
    After which they’re refrigerated and then over the course of the next day or so are consumed one at a time, the rice/tuna mix heated in the microwave and then saturated with a decent serving of fresh out of the fridge ranch mixed inside, to complement the tuna and keep the rice from being too dry
    According to public perception:
    Rice + tuna = ✅
    Tuna + ranch = ✅
    Rice + ranch + tuna = ❌

  • @filtratedmars6711
    @filtratedmars6711 Před rokem +133

    Schlatt when he sees a cat: awwww
    Schlatt when he sees a child: this is f*cking disgusting

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 Před rokem +7

      Cause he has good taste

    • @Usual_User
      @Usual_User Před rokem +5

      @@alpha_9997 but children tastes better

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 Před rokem +7

      @@Usual_User but they look horrendous

    • @zuniamos
      @zuniamos Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Usual_Usertoo salty

  • @CrestToothpaste
    @CrestToothpaste Před rokem +5

    19:35 I ordered 2 Technoblade plushies for me and my girlfriend and then she broke up with me. They arrived a few months later and I just kept them both.

    • @Artdoge
      @Artdoge Před 5 měsíci +1

      Bro this is to your ex:
      Womp womp b!ch

  • @cronnnnnnn
    @cronnnnnnn Před rokem +5

    20:56 there is a lot of weapons on that couch my god bro

  • @TropicDaKid
    @TropicDaKid Před rokem +214

    Watching schlatt dive further into insanity is delaying my own

    • @blueh4t880
      @blueh4t880 Před rokem +18

      We live in a schlociety

    • @outdatedmemes5136
      @outdatedmemes5136 Před rokem +3

      "Schlatt"*

    • @hhjpegg
      @hhjpegg Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@blueh4t880 truer words have never been schlaid

    • @R3pliC0py
      @R3pliC0py Před 4 měsíci

      @@hhjpeggschluer schlords schlave schlever schleen said

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Před rokem +347

    Someone needs to make a compilation of all the variations of names Schlatt has been called

  • @fredbeardelamater
    @fredbeardelamater Před rokem +7

    1:06:55 well, to be fair, you did tell them to cook

  • @Srqalex
    @Srqalex Před rokem +9

    58:04 the look of seriousness is scary you can tell he actually means it

  • @rekto5781
    @rekto5781 Před rokem +213

    I swear to god schlatts fanbase are either comedic geniuses or clinically insane

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 Před rokem +13

      Probably a bit of both.

    • @moss6983
      @moss6983 Před rokem +6

      I don't have clinical insanity
      Just clinical depression

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 Před rokem +6

      Why did you say the same thing twice?

    • @TheGodOfKults
      @TheGodOfKults Před rokem +3

      It's both we're very fucked up here

    • @RosieSkys
      @RosieSkys Před 11 měsíci +1

      And*

  • @probablyjoe_
    @probablyjoe_ Před rokem +157

    "Schlatt's" maniacal laugh makes me get up in the morning. I can only aspire to be that evil.

  • @artificialUser
    @artificialUser Před rokem +4

    perfect day im sick and alone at home its raining and im watching jschlatt, this isnt sarcasm, nothing could be better, thank you Schlatt

  • @tonymalone7476
    @tonymalone7476 Před rokem +4

    The way the videos that get sent in have lore in them is amazing

  • @Greg_The_Gregful
    @Greg_The_Gregful Před rokem +86

    Schlitoris the kind of guy who donates money to a homeless person before stealing everything they have.

    • @l1z4rd67
      @l1z4rd67 Před rokem +4

      Schulva is definitely the type of guy to do that

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 Před rokem +4

      Schenis is definitely the type of guy to do that

    • @GGTara
      @GGTara Před rokem

      Schrectum would totally do that

  • @Cup_70
    @Cup_70 Před rokem +222

    This fresh take on reacting by actually creating or at least contributing to the accumulation of content is much needed. Probably feels great to do as it's content created for you specifically. Keep it up hung harry.

    • @pablitim8930
      @pablitim8930 Před rokem +4

      This is not a fresh take pewds jack and many other people have done this

    • @justsomeeggsinapot1784
      @justsomeeggsinapot1784 Před rokem +15

      @@pablitim8930 you mean reacting to memes? Not quite the same my man

  • @somestarman892
    @somestarman892 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Dinner is served. 39:04

  • @jacintabowen1424
    @jacintabowen1424 Před rokem +4

    S SCHLLITORIS IS GONNA GET CANCELED AGAIN
    2:19:24 "Its like you're begging me to look at it"-jschlatt aug 15 2022

  • @Mustache_Pig
    @Mustache_Pig Před rokem +172

    Isn't it funny how in the span of 2 years schlatt has made 3 companies, yet fails to produce more than 2 big guy hats.

  • @foopity9160
    @foopity9160 Před rokem +87

    1:32:56 the closest thing schlatt has had to a conversation in years

  • @janoshvondach5866
    @janoshvondach5866 Před 10 měsíci +5

    43:43 "a blowtoach?!" this accent man... i cant😂😂

  • @calebsnell8735
    @calebsnell8735 Před rokem +5

    20:38 I JUST SAW MY FRIENDS TWITCH USERNAME SAYING CLICK THE VIDEO

  • @TheSexiestGoblin
    @TheSexiestGoblin Před rokem +79

    How to actually make soup:
    Add mountain dew (it's the broth)
    Add 3 cans Copenhagen long cut dip
    Add 2 pounds chopped monkey meat
    Serve in a Metallica ball-cap

    • @moukzu_
      @moukzu_ Před rokem

      id die

    • @Toby-ue6kd
      @Toby-ue6kd Před rokem +1

      Damn you either gonna have to travel or order shit from around the entire world to make one orange tabby without a single thought behind his eyes.

  • @fugumeister7563
    @fugumeister7563 Před rokem +102

    "Schlatt" is really becoming my comfort streamer with these wholesome and heartfelt streams!

  • @Zane_drawz
    @Zane_drawz Před rokem +6

    16:12 I ate my cereal with a fork today

  • @furiousstudios4438
    @furiousstudios4438 Před 10 měsíci +3

    2:25:46 most stable frenchman

  • @steelmanmc
    @steelmanmc Před rokem +53

    Can't wait for this video to not be taken down because of all the people definitely not submitting instructions on how to make illicit substances

  • @BravelyAgnes
    @BravelyAgnes Před rokem +83

    I was really curious to see where Schlatt would go with the “My Viewers” content but this was a really good next step that I didn’t expect

  • @TheBoingo445
    @TheBoingo445 Před rokem +3

    11:55 I was told to watch this segment, and I was not expecting to see my friend on this video. Its been 5 months and I never noticed

    • @bitchassmcgrass
      @bitchassmcgrass Před rokem

      I'm outside your house.

    • @Artdoge
      @Artdoge Před 5 měsíci

      Your friend is famous
      :]

    • @TheBoingo445
      @TheBoingo445 Před 5 měsíci

      @@Artdoge hell yeah he is. He's Bitchass Mcgrass on CZcams

  • @thebee-fn7rv
    @thebee-fn7rv Před rokem +5

    25:15 the moment he realized that he was arguing with idiots

  • @broeatthisbean
    @broeatthisbean Před rokem +97

    I’d like to take a moment to thank the person in chat that said schlive mind whem big guy was talking about the meth neural network

  • @moldomre4838
    @moldomre4838 Před rokem +124

    I've been really stressed about starting college and this is helping distract my mind from it. Thanks Big Guy, you help a lot more than you may realize.

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 Před rokem

      You gonna cook some of this?

    • @SDMiDnItE
      @SDMiDnItE Před rokem +1

      me too, then i felt fear as all these walter whites started trying to get his channel banned

    • @Rhythmloid
      @Rhythmloid Před rokem +4

      I’ve been stressed about college too, I might not have a dorm in time but it’s nice to have a distraction on how to make (meth) ramen noodles

    • @mydrillasanjay5397
      @mydrillasanjay5397 Před rokem

      Just don't be stressed

    • @christy1819
      @christy1819 Před rokem +4

      Hey friend! College can be stressful if you’re going for the first time, but just remember that A: it’s a LOT better than high school, B: places like Aldi’s and Lidl are your friend if you’re buying your own food, and C: everyone changes their major at least once, and it won’t ruin your degree if you need to do it. You got this! 👏

  • @ItzD3nis
    @ItzD3nis Před rokem +7

    why’d it cut at 51:00

  • @nightlights4616
    @nightlights4616 Před rokem +3

    I accidentally ate a p/o/t brownie while watching one of your streams and your stream made me very happy while I learnt why they called it high :) (Also btw it was my first time ever with a d/r/u/g in my life)

  • @ian1551
    @ian1551 Před rokem +48

    1:07:15 its your own fault for not specifying what type of "cooking" we had to do

  • @Qur_
    @Qur_ Před rokem +193

    I like watching Schlatt judge cooking knowing damn well that he hires a private chef

  • @St4rrySk1
    @St4rrySk1 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love how accurately Schlatt ranked these TikToks

  • @S1LLYEST
    @S1LLYEST Před rokem +4

    16:00 i thought everyone did this.

  • @AsexualSkeleton
    @AsexualSkeleton Před rokem +25

    Can't wait for next week when he does "reviewing your DISGUSTING search history"

  • @netapel2625
    @netapel2625 Před rokem +59

    I'm so proud of that one guy that kept asking for a Big Guy hat for finally being given his hat.
    A real Rocky Balboa moment

  • @ZWZ5768
    @ZWZ5768 Před rokem +2

    1:12:21 as someone who lives and has always lived in Tennessee I loved and under stood every bit of the video

  • @ghostinng274
    @ghostinng274 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Whoever made the clay rammy did a really good job 👍 oh yeah and thanks for all the various narcotics tutorials too

  • @ariahoney822
    @ariahoney822 Před rokem +47

    I love when you can see him think to himself "Is this really how I'm spending my time on this Earth? This is my career?"

  • @oakachiever
    @oakachiever Před rokem +33

    I love all the new content "Schlatt" has been making recently. This really reminded me of what he did to all those people back in '94. Keep up the great work!

    • @Tacos113
      @Tacos113 Před rokem

      I thought it was 99?😭

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow Před 3 dny

    29:20 so, the issue with doing it by hand is that clay picks up the texture of your hands if you press too hard, so it isn't as smooth. Having the pasta press also makes mixing colors a lot easier, I've noticed from videos

  • @hellotherehru4309
    @hellotherehru4309 Před rokem +130

    Truly disgusting, that some “chefs” would do this.

  • @Cyb3r4ngel06
    @Cyb3r4ngel06 Před rokem +43

    I just love how he has a soft spot for cats

    • @thesaje4453
      @thesaje4453 Před rokem +6

      Once you own one cat , your opinion on every cat that exists is positive

    • @Cyb3r4ngel06
      @Cyb3r4ngel06 Před rokem +2

      @@thesaje4453 i agree

  • @bruhbaby4200
    @bruhbaby4200 Před rokem +1

    Watching this drunk as hell and it has made my night

  • @myuou2302
    @myuou2302 Před rokem +4

    At 17:07 he lost the No Nut November in August.

  • @rcreccomendationsforpeople3906

    i think this is one of your best streams, almost makes up for that oopsie woopsie you made on september eleventh 2001, schlatt.

  • @bombdotcom2168
    @bombdotcom2168 Před rokem +62

    This was a funny stream. Also, the song in the eternal hot dog one is about/inspired by the mind of someone with dementia so the fact that it just keeps repeating makes it funnier to me

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 Před rokem +3

      I forgor

    • @churchyct8118
      @churchyct8118 Před rokem +1

      What is the name of the song?

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 Před rokem +1

      @@churchyct8118 The Caretaker - It's just a burning memory

    • @deutschekanadische
      @deutschekanadische Před 11 měsíci +1

      The song is: Just a burning memory
      The song is: Just a burning memory
      The song is: Just a burning memory

  • @simplegamer8924
    @simplegamer8924 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love when shat posts videos

  • @raefaldo3964
    @raefaldo3964 Před rokem +3

    18:32 alot of guns in the back

  • @inf8nite_101
    @inf8nite_101 Před rokem +19

    I guess we have our 3 schlatt running jokes: 9/11, "but its free," and now me- i mean colorful crystals
    Oh and i forgot wheezer

  • @gagesanti
    @gagesanti Před rokem +79

    4:30 Watched this live and I legitimately screamed “WASH THE RICE HOLY SHIT”, even the chat there’s more people screaming 🥲

    • @INeedToSeeYourBalls1945
      @INeedToSeeYourBalls1945 Před rokem +7

      Nah, gotta keep the flavor

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 Před rokem +11

      Starch enjoyers rise up

    • @shmolkat657
      @shmolkat657 Před rokem +1

      I could hear my ancestors crying

    • @urnoob5528
      @urnoob5528 Před rokem

      @@INeedToSeeYourBalls1945 no

    • @Giblet12
      @Giblet12 Před rokem +1

      Bruh you don’t need to wash rice in the US lol. Unless your buying some dirty ass rice or buying it in bulk.

  • @Pawnz
    @Pawnz Před 11 měsíci +2

    29:00 someone thats not a professional telling someone professional what to do is very ironic💀

  • @GhettoWxzrd
    @GhettoWxzrd Před 7 měsíci

    Thanks, this stream managed to make Not Hungry anymore!

  • @bugorchard
    @bugorchard Před rokem +30

    I'm watching this while cooking my dinner and it's making me feel like a competent cook

  • @kopjevla
    @kopjevla Před rokem +12

    the fact that he just wanted to rate some cooking and ended up with having to sit through his fans being on the verge of becoming serial killers is something i don't think i'll be able to find anywhere else

  • @neilsui
    @neilsui Před 14 dny

    Why do I just always come back to watch these vods

  • @MistyDreams2
    @MistyDreams2 Před rokem +2

    33:30 is the most average day in the netherlands

  • @ididsomething313
    @ididsomething313 Před rokem +29

    Shlatt I was not expecting this from you at all man have a good time

  • @chicken8597
    @chicken8597 Před rokem +18

    I swear he’s like a father explaining to a child on why we shouldn’t post meth memes

  • @alexello1189
    @alexello1189 Před rokem +3

    14:20 i used to have 3 of those caps guns growing up. Triggers were shit and broke east so you would just pull the hammer to fire them

  • @vangelisgru7271
    @vangelisgru7271 Před rokem +3

    Perfect day 17:00

  • @StarWarsNerd1465
    @StarWarsNerd1465 Před rokem +20

    Where the fuck is jambo, i want a VOD entirely featuring soup. I expect this VOD in 3-4 business days.