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Sorry for the muted audio guys. The second I stopped streaming CZcams hit us with 6 copyright claims and blocked it in a bunch of countries. Just trying to play it safe because CZcams sucks with this kind of stuff. We’ll try to include more audio from now on 🫰
1:19:22 Just love the contrast between this and the next video. It takes less than 30 seconds for Schlatt to descend from pure wholesomeness into absolute breakdown
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist Look okay, it was a _FUN PARTY_ that we had! Of course Schlatt was going to need help, there was so much to do in such little time!
This stream was scuffed in all the best ways; Just ordered the shirt and can’t wait for it; best $39.99 (including shipping) I’ve spent since I was in the UK on September 8th, 2022
I cant believe "Jambo" is posting all of "Jschlatts" reserved footage. It is truly sad that he was killed by a drunk "crasher" may he rest in eternal damnation for those "horrible" crimes he did in 1999
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how CZcams *removes possibly copyrighted audio from a video* making the entire segment dead silence- You know? It really just makes the viewing experience *that much better!*
I was waiting for this VOD to come up because the rain on the drums and the guy making the VWOOMs alongside them in the next clip was fucking sick now imagine my despair when youtube fucking muted both clips for fucks sake
I know this stream was super scuffed and he probably won't stream on YT again any time soon, but this was my first time catching Schlatt live and it was still really fun and entertaining! :)
17:34 notice how Lego JFK’s pieces were to the left of the car. The bullet came from the left, meaning it would have to go past the car, pause in mid air, and turn 180 degrees, bounce off of Lego JFK’s right leg, and ricochet onto his torso. That is one MAGIC brick. No, no, I don’t think that’s what happened at all. The only conceivable explanation was that there was a SECOND brick from behind the camera.
Did all the music get ripped out of this vod somehow? I swear there used to be some background music in some of these clips, but I've seen a bunch where the music is just gone.
I can’t wait for next decade when it will be socially acceptable for him to wear that shirt in public, in the mean time I will enjoy him wearing that shirt in public.
anyone got a link to the video with the shoe that bounces back i know my buddy would love it and i need to show him please help I can't find it anywhere
"Content creation is harder than your 9 to 5" I work in construction. A the drivetrain of a concrete truck exploded on a hill, and it rolled backwards and pinned the legs of a dude on site between said truck and several dozen metric tons of prefab plates. We had to put two bobcats on the thing, pretty much hammer it in place with wooden beams behind the tires, and take off the back wheels before we could free him. Both of his legs had multiple points of crushlash; Bone being squeezed so hard it protrudes out of both sides of your flesh. This was a week ago. We resumed work 2 days later. _Thank god i'm not a content creator, i wouldn't survive that shit. Be strong brother._
I know you'll never see this, but you are such a comfort for me. You actually make me feel better when I'm upset. I watch your VODS when I'm falling asleep because i find it relaxing. You make me really happy. I'm autistic and you are my comfort person 100%.
52:34 first chat crash 1:31:58 stream manager crash 1:54:26 second chat crash 2:51:28 stream runs out of memory 2:55:08 third chat crash (man YT sucks)
Most of the captchas that "fail" are actually the AI giving you an image it doesn't know so you can input the answers. Then it compares that with the millions of other people it sent that answer to to get the right results for future captcha image tests. But these days AI can pretty much auto solve any captcha (including voice ones where you have to type out what you hear). Because of this you end up with very weird ones to confuse the AI. Like recentluy there was one about "Cloud horses" with images of horses in clouds lmao. edit: you literally said something similar 10 seconds after I wrote this smh
Dude the best places to live for Sync views is either New Zealand or Iceland, both have the geography that movies and puzzles use because it’s so gorgeous.
When I saw the shirt I laughed like crazy, man had to make it a shirt to make it clear 💀 Edit: also schlatt ur videos make me laugh way to hard I choked on my food while watching these 💀, also how it took him 55 seconds to realize his chat crashed
And this is ledies and gentlemen, exactly why i refuse to download TikTok or have anything to do with it for that matter. Schmidts reactions were the only thing that made watching this entertaining.
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NO WAY LMFAO
What's up checkmark?
A
6:30 He picked 4 and i picked 5 and outcome was 9 and 11😳
pp
“Schlatt” is a true business man, the “big guy” kept an inside joke going for 2+ years and profited off it with merch when the joke becomes reality
please stop
Yep
What do you mean reality? Absolutely nothing happened after all.
Homie is a prosticator and chose capitalism
nice I am the 1000th like
The Queen was having trouble sleeping, so Schlatt helped her with the new, very human sleep inducer! Now she can sleep forever
As you can see, the design is very human. *BANG*
nice. anyone know where i can buy one of those?
@@stepver2273 the sporting section of a red state American Walmart
@@stepver2273 America…probably Walmart..or Tesco’s
@@annaplayz6714 Thanks! i'l be sure to check that out lol
The unhinged laughter when the chat crashes, gives me an unexplainable joy. I love this man to pieces
Sorry for the muted audio guys. The second I stopped streaming CZcams hit us with 6 copyright claims and blocked it in a bunch of countries. Just trying to play it safe because CZcams sucks with this kind of stuff. We’ll try to include more audio from now on 🫰
CZcams moment
Dont worry schlort, we forgive you ☺️
Its okay Big Guy. We still love you
It’s aight, cant blame CZcams for being dumb
Yet another reason to tune in live!!!!!! twitch.tv/schlatt
*Dead silence*
"This shit goes hard as fuck"
Thats why i prefer he stays on Twitch, those VODs are a lot more watchable imo. Fuck youtube's shitass copyright system.
@@IceyFireFox his twitch vods get muted too
@@WaShorty true, just feels like less gets muted on twitch than on youtube. I also gotta admit some of these videos are funnier muted anyway.
Link to the video?
@@heseits5157 czcams.com/video/5KLyR607LH0/video.html thanks me later
5:15 The way Schlatt described himself “surviving” that car crash was like arguing with a 5 year-old
“Schlatt”
Most definitely.
“this is my gun that kills you instantly, bang, you’re dead now”
“and then i reversed time so that I didn’t get shot”
@@TKDWN_YT "I literally destroy the universe instantly so you can't survive even if you dodge it."
"I dodge it and survive."
@@lockerbuddy2039 "I remove the ability to dodge from the matrix of the world."
"I escaped the simulation."
1:19:22 Just love the contrast between this and the next video. It takes less than 30 seconds for Schlatt to descend from pure wholesomeness into absolute breakdown
Can we all appreciate shludges ability to make quality content
damn, he really ranked all these tiktoks really well
fr
on god
truly one of the rankings of all time
on jah
I just now realize he has never actually ranked anything in these streams
i cant wait for schlinkle to react to more increasingly worrying meth recipes.
if i made money off of meth i would buy the september 8 shirt
@@sillyglorp As fucking if you didn't assist him like the rest of us on September 8 2022
We all got free handouts as an alibi, and YOU were the only one who didn't get one?
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist Shhh, some of us cant handle the truth and need to disassociate
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist
Look okay, it was a _FUN PARTY_ that we had!
Of course Schlatt was going to need help, there was so much to do in such little time!
I love how chat is actually a full on minute behind.
I'm sick, and schlatt asking the walrus "where you going bro?" sent me into a coughing fit 💀
This stream was scuffed in all the best ways; Just ordered the shirt and can’t wait for it; best $39.99 (including shipping) I’ve spent since I was in the UK on September 8th, 2022
🤨
@@mr.sentryanddispenser don’t worry it was purely a coincidence I assure you
@@mr.sentryanddispenser he wouldnt buy the shirt if he did something 😂😂😂😂
@@swotl yes.... definitely... of course
👍
I cant believe "Jambo" is posting all of "Jschlatts" reserved footage. It is truly sad that he was killed by a drunk "crasher" may he rest in eternal damnation for those "horrible" crimes he did in 1999
he killed a family of 17 last week
He burned down an orphan and burned down a house of 19 children in 1997
@@Terracylle
*WOW* That little huh?!?!
He must have been having a rough Tuesday!
@@smashkiller64 Really bad tuesday at 3:47 where the weather was sunny and warm.
he made me eat my younger brothers tongue in a Russian prison.
54:58 the beginning of schlatt’s villain arc after returning from “meeting” the queen
If there’s anything schlatt can rely on his chat for, it’s to keep him humble
And also stealing traffic markers/signs
They’re free
“Schlatt’s” reaction to the final clip made me spit out my “soda”, for it was quite unexpected.
He was responsible for what happened in December 1998
SODAA
Ayo?
@@toxicDEATHwish the resonance cascade?
"schlatt" gave you that "soda" from the "store" of his didnt "you"?
time stamps!!
0:57- hip hip
5:08- diana moment
6:26- think of a number
7:30- ditl
9:45- oil rig
10:54- content creation is hard
13:36- rain drums
14:07- rain drums beat
15:25- hand guy
16:41- jfk legos
18:08- boing shoe
18:28- captcha
20:45- hamster eye
21:41- commentators
22:05- strongest ford
22:33- fortnite hair
23:11- news anchor smooth
23:49- snake sucker
24:16- skallywag ahh
24:34- the pentagon
25:30- vehicle post
28:21- bubble boy
29:26- joe took a tumble
30:01- blue stripes
30:41- a boba tea
31:16- aughhhh
31:26- thin walls
32:45- crash through the applebees
34:09- roblox car crash
34:55- flinstones ahh
36:09- dummy training
36:32- 911 pancakes
39:31- cryptid
40:17- industrial bang
40:54- industrial drench
41:15- seal
42:08- roblox car crash 2
42:40- vanoss train stop
43:28- fortnite head bang
44:26- girls with peepee
44:36- $5 donation
46:05- industrial crusher
48:00- schlatts rant
50:20- battle bus dance
50:48- concrete in the road
52:07- schlatt took it personal
57:26- switzerland
59:05- give him the ice cream
59:52- gasoline
1:00:16- food vid 1
1:01:16- olive garden
1:01:46- aliens
1:02:23- mcdonald’s
1:03:16- hippo hula
1:04:15- toilet
1:04:45- great advice
1:05:35- biden’s coat
1:06:39- computer fire
1:07:33- racist pets
1:08:24- soccer
1:09:00- angry cat
1:09:43- capybara network
1:10:08- fish slice
1:11:15- white noise man
1:12:17- garfield
1:12:46- punchline
1:13:28- cool car
1:15:04- eye contact
1:16:23- hips don’t lie
1:16:55- YES YES
1:18:48- wholesome
1:19:38- food vid 2
1:20:37- culver’s w
1:22:24- food vid 3
1:23:20- subway surfers rant
1:25:19- cyberpunk cats
1:25:54- food vid 4
1:27:50- drunk driving
1:28:57- food vid 5
1:29:45- cheesycat
1:31:08- boba snort
1:32:14- otters
1:32:39- java vs python
1:33:16- meghan vs lizzie
1:34:03- based country
1:34:46- raccoon
1:36:06- barber W
1:36:36- car noise
1:37:17- self realization
1:37:29- carpet dog
1:38:11- boat monke
1:38:43- bottle
1:38:55- hit man 4
1:39:26- squishy animal
1:40:26- very human
1:41:27- drippy dog
1:41:46- new biome
1:42:21- biden bike
1:42:58- pizza
1:44:01- hazard button
1:44:56- clear squid
1:45:10- psychopath
1:47:53- dudessss
1:48:48- hydrochloric acid
1:49:27- tesla L
1:50:20- window crash
1:51:21- grass pants
1:51:50- thinking bout her
1:52:47- humbled real quick
1:53:10- idek what’s happening
1:53:49- hazard button 2
1:55:18- colorado moment
1:56:42- twerk challenge
1:57:29- ghast ahh
1:58:11- dad (dead)
1:59:27- paper straw
2:00:56- monkey pox
2:01:28- dildo gas station
2:01:44- cake race
2:03:16- roommate prank
2:03:47- stop vaping
2:04:24- cat and dog
2:05:05- goat
2:05:23- vehicular manslaughter
2:06:50- satan child
2:07:31- ditl 2
2:08:22- schlatts cousin
2:10:30- ditl 3
2:10:56- gaming setup
2:11:36- pilot L
2:12:04- crocodile
2:13:06- ducks
2:13:21- hit the griddy
2:14:51- double gulp
2:15:57- mcdonald’s
2:17:10- he’s speaking
2:17:58- belly rubs
2:18:19- LA sightseeing
2:20:31- basketball guys
2:21:41- hotels
2:25:21- glass explosion
2:25:42- child snatch
2:26:52- wild horse
2:29:29- monkey henchman
2:30:50- ditl 4
2:31:43- ditl 5
2:32:30- dominos
2:34:14- ecstasy moment
2:34:56- he found something
2:35:09- squirrel
2:35:23- 711 squabble
2:36:26- alpha.pookie
2:36:52- ditl 6
2:37:38- sink stealer
2:38:37- squishy forehead
2:39:02- melatonin dreams
2:39:40- smoothie flip
2:40:01- pissed off dog
2:40:27- ring cat
2:41:10- lost in the sauce
2:42:19- reddit mod
2:43:12- charles w
2:43:38- potato cat
2:44:20- phone commercial
2:46:12- late for school
2:46:45- happy dog
2:47:06- cockroach
2:47:24- simon cowell ahh
2:48:49- monkey do be chillin
2:49:12- math is red
2:53:10- 2001 onward isn’t cool
2:55:21- cocktail
2:56:33- feed him
2:56:59- news report
3:00:13- food vid 6
respect bro
fr
Like 15 of these half way through the video have had no audio so you might need to update this
Damn, that’s some serious dedication. Much appreciated!
thaks Get thispined
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how CZcams *removes possibly copyrighted audio from a video* making the entire segment dead silence- You know?
It really just makes the viewing experience *that much better!*
Hey "Schat" ! I've seen bits and vids of this stream, but I'm really glad the Schlod is finally out
Splatter is like a teacher waiting for the class to shut up
no way you called jschlutt "Splatter"
SPLATTER 💀💀💀💀
@@brainrot293 he got that nickname from the crimes he committed against the royal family 😔
@@Binowhy oh yeah i forgot about what he did in 1999
The "Schluggernaut" has uploaded more quality content. Impressive, very nice.
That's a new one for me
Mr. Shleazzer Businessman
The schlombustion engine
Schlumguzzler
Schuclear Bomb
I was waiting for this VOD to come up because the rain on the drums and the guy making the VWOOMs alongside them in the next clip was fucking sick now imagine my despair when youtube fucking muted both clips for fucks sake
my browser crashed 10+ times while watching this
that has literally never happened before on this computer watching any other schlatt vod
I know this stream was super scuffed and he probably won't stream on YT again any time soon, but this was my first time catching Schlatt live and it was still really fun and entertaining! :)
Was also my first time
@@-Dabbs- I think it was my first time, maybe second. I only caught it because I was already on CZcams, which I guess is one of the few benefits.
same!! it was nice; im just never on twitch
mmmm idk, he had like 50,000 views at one point.
17:34 notice how Lego JFK’s pieces were to the left of the car. The bullet came from the left, meaning it would have to go past the car, pause in mid air, and turn 180 degrees, bounce off of Lego JFK’s right leg, and ricochet onto his torso. That is one MAGIC brick. No, no, I don’t think that’s what happened at all. The only conceivable explanation was that there was a SECOND brick from behind the camera.
Yet the men who made the video would have you believe some nonsense about a twisting, turning, magic brick.
thankyou for the seinfeld reference big guy
Schlatt's birthday being September 10th has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard
42:02 “Schlatt’s” pure giddy look of excitement made me happy
Griddy😊
Every stream his editors just find the best way to give him a break down
The fact that "Schlatt" got those "shirts" printed to fast is awfully "suspicious" don't you think?
The cooking videos were easily the highlight of this stream lmao
Since my summer break started I have been watching your vods nonstop. I haven’t slept in weeks. Help me Shat
Welcome to the daily life of a dedicated Schlatt viewer. Sorry, I was gonna watch the VOD but I was too tired to watch it.
It’s funny because it’s true
"Schleckmate" really has beef with the royal family of England. Truly disgusting that "Smack" would give British people three days of school.
If I were British I would thank “Schlugle”
what are these british “people” you keep talking about??
Schlatts birthday is like the dude between the towers. He didn't get hit but he's still screwed from his surroundings.
Schlatt should make shirt that says Schlatt was not responsible for the Queen's death
“Schlatt” making that shirt trying to convince us that he did not commit “the tragedy” on September 8th, only puts even more suspicion on his name
false!! i filmed the assasination (its on liveleak)
"Tragedy"
Hopefully I love to see something to happen September 9th and 10th so we have a full four days of tragedy.
15:23 had me ROLLING especially cause there’s just… no sound. That’s probably what it was like when he was recording it. Like most tiktoks like this.
you know it's bad when " Schlatt " says something is " wrong "
my favorite part was watching a new tik tok and waiting 40 seconds for chats reaction
10:56 not gonna lie, "content creation is harder than your 9-5" would be an amazing stream donation sound
Can't wait for "Schlatt" to "predict" King Henry's "death" on the live stream of March 16th 2023.
Me too man
Very glad that schlatt gets the same enjoyment out of shredder videos that I do
Did all the music get ripped out of this vod somehow? I swear there used to be some background music in some of these clips, but I've seen a bunch where the music is just gone.
Yeah it's not just the music either. A lot of the audio from some of the clips even without music is just gone entirely and it was there before
56:38
the most innocent sound that can cone out of this mans mouth
Bro went 🎻
schlubbable went 🐿️🐿️🐿️
@@mrmrmeta3698 💀 💀 💀
@@mrmrmeta3698 holy shit, mans like a symphony out here
my man went dolphin mode
I can’t wait for next decade when it will be socially acceptable for him to wear that shirt in public, in the mean time I will enjoy him wearing that shirt in public.
anyone got a link to the video with the shoe that bounces back i know my buddy would love it and i need to show him please help I can't find it anywhere
Your reactions help validate my bpd
"I am never going to be able to listen to this song for the rest of my life!"
VoD watchers: "I don't have such a weakness!"
bro how did rain drops on a drum get muted for copyright
"what color is math" schlatt you set yourself up for that one
“schlatt” losing his mind while chat spams “its free” killed me
10:54 : Filming myself playing video games is harder than your 9 - 5
"Schlatt": *ABSOLUTELY ERUPTS WITH LAUGHTER*
19:30
Man has been single handedly training googles new art AI
The mods were really clever putting the oil rig video before the content creator. They really set this one up well
i started watching this vod and then realized i was there for the stream
I can't believe how "absurd" this is
Aw, Snap!
56:23 Tynado what an epic flex that you got to humble schlatt👏👏 bravo
Here goes my 3rd rewatch of this amazing video (I intend to rewatch it 5 more times)
"Content creation is harder than your 9 to 5"
I work in construction.
A the drivetrain of a concrete truck exploded on a hill, and it rolled backwards and pinned the legs of a dude on site between said truck and several dozen metric tons of prefab plates.
We had to put two bobcats on the thing, pretty much hammer it in place with wooden beams behind the tires, and take off the back wheels before we could free him.
Both of his legs had multiple points of crushlash; Bone being squeezed so hard it protrudes out of both sides of your flesh.
This was a week ago.
We resumed work 2 days later.
_Thank god i'm not a content creator, i wouldn't survive that shit. Be strong brother._
Can we start saying Hip Hip Hooray when Schlatt uploads
Hey could anyone tell me why the recent dayz vods on the second channel haven't saved? They're my favorite
I know you'll never see this, but you are such a comfort for me. You actually make me feel better when I'm upset. I watch your VODS when I'm falling asleep because i find it relaxing. You make me really happy. I'm autistic and you are my comfort person 100%.
52:34 first chat crash
1:31:58 stream manager crash
1:54:26 second chat crash
2:51:28 stream runs out of memory
2:55:08 third chat crash (man YT sucks)
Thought it said car crash
Kinda disappointed
@@stuffedbrains same here
why does schlatt seem happier in this vod then normal??
I think you know why
refer back to the shirt
He fulfilled his mission on september 8
Because finally the last person to witness '99 is gone
I can't believe he predicted the skibidi toilet 1:04:16
Where can I access the Big Guy DayZ stream on the 16th October?
"holy shit this goes hard af" "he" says to complete silence
Most of the captchas that "fail" are actually the AI giving you an image it doesn't know so you can input the answers. Then it compares that with the millions of other people it sent that answer to to get the right results for future captcha image tests.
But these days AI can pretty much auto solve any captcha (including voice ones where you have to type out what you hear). Because of this you end up with very weird ones to confuse the AI. Like recentluy there was one about "Cloud horses" with images of horses in clouds lmao.
edit: you literally said something similar 10 seconds after I wrote this smh
“Schatt” is one of the best creators that I watch 👍
“I totally wasn’t the one who did it I totally wasn’t the one who killed the queen”
Man, shlingleberry did a great job ranking these
Thank you jschlong for the great content :)
NOT THE JSCHLONG 😭😭
33:20 "we are detonating the alpha warhead in T-90 seconds."
Dude the best places to live for Sync views is either New Zealand or Iceland, both have the geography that movies and puzzles use because it’s so gorgeous.
Tommy: when will we see each oth-
Schlatt: -Today im ranking your tiktoks!
When I saw the shirt I laughed like crazy, man had to make it a shirt to make it clear 💀
Edit: also schlatt ur videos make me laugh way to hard I choked on my food while watching these 💀, also how it took him 55 seconds to realize his chat crashed
I keep falling asleep to this video at night I’ve tried to watch 4 times now
My favourite part of these vods is laughing at the rate at which people get banned and timed out/their messages deleted in the chat lol
love how half is muted
16:14 yes.
I'm happy "schlatt" comes forwards and clarifies that he has "nothing" to do with the death of her majesty
I love the videos shit keep up the great work man
"A bit of a change of pace, but this is a one-time thing"
56:35 jshlatt's laugh killed me XD 🐬
My first stream I ever caught live was this…..best day of my life!!💪💪😊
Decided to eat moldy beef sticks, have a beer and watch schlatt today.
17:25 he missed the part where the wife tried to put the brain back together
Man I love when mr scatt reacts to videos, it’s so funny
this stream was quite the ride
"Killed a familly of 5"
Good Job
Usually you do 4, but now you outdid yourself
Keep on being you
Thank you Jschlatt for the English mishap tshirt now I can prove to my teachers my threats were not carried out
14:35 there’s no audio in the clip, which makes it funny
I can now say I am officially in a Jschlatt VOD which is like saying i've payed all my debts in animal crossing.
These small twitchbstreamers are on that grind
And this is ledies and gentlemen, exactly why i refuse to download TikTok or have anything to do with it for that matter.
Schmidts reactions were the only thing that made watching this entertaining.
Love how he says he had nothing to do with it and mentions the poison most often overlooked during autopsies
"Schlatt" truly is the best tiktok reaction creator
Schlatt's snow-white baby arms will never not make me laugh
As a member of Iowa I’m glad you stood up for are state so I feel you are a official Iowa resident