Epic God Warrior Has No Time To Babysit Women
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 7. 03. 2023
- Wow its the Button! The cringe! They found that one dude from reddit that everyone hates to be on. Hes an epic god warrior and unless you can impress him you better get to steppin.
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Dude 100% is the type of person who'd be like: "Oh, you like Pokémon? Name all 1,000+ of them." And then would proceed to call you a fake fan if you couldn't come anywhere near close. Which is basically what he did to the one girl with Christianity. Can't stand this type of person.
I'm sure Jesus would be happy with the way he is spreading the word.
@@Mr.Morden yo mother was happy with me last night
@@OGFrostyJohnson Wow I didn't know there was CZcams in the afterlife.
I'd be able to name the OG 151. After that I kinda aged out.
I know, right? Makes the rest of us Christians look like dickheads.
Itâs okay to want to date people that have the same religion but to start quizzing someone on it when they already told you theyâre a Christian is wild asf
"you're a Christian?? Prove it. Right now. Do it. đŽ You took too long. I don't think you're really a Christian "
I mean that's fair. I'm a Christian and people lie to me about being Christian just so I can like them more. Especially when dating, have to make sure they for real
some people are like those "vegans" who eat eggs, cheese, butter and milk
Holy rollers, even as a Christian I don't go around quizzing people on it
They're brainwashed in to trying to prove how much better they are than you just because they have faith. It's fucked.
Dude was given the first chance in his life to reject women and he ran with it
10:55 the one chick he did like, I could visibly see her heartrate increase with uncomfortably, that nervous smile, look at how she starts to breath heavily as she is thinking "when is the button about to go red, please". Mf treats smalltalk like a resume to see if someone is "worthy" of his creepy ass, I've met dudes like this that actually made me feel like they thought I should feel guilty for existing as a woman lol.
nothing says romantic like an aggressive interrogation
And about religion too. Not only was it an aggressive interrogation, but it was an interrogation about Christianity. Very romantic. đ
I love how he tries to make the women feel bad about themselves and they just laugh in his face. What a pretentious ass
Calm down âsparklecatâ. We know you arent any better
@@DeltaDrifter2201 LMAO the pretentious ass from the video mad in Ken's comments đ
I would of started laughing too like
Might be pretentious, but at least he lives with a purpose other than getting ran through by as many dudes as possible
@@chphotographix well with the way he is acting heâs not gonna get anybody. Stfu
This dude is the perfect example of being super picky when you cannot afford to be.
He probably also complains about how no girls ever want him or some shit lmao
@@Svol09 wtf dude take my like But wtf
Heâs the ânice guys finish lastâ kinda guy. âGirls donât like nice guys like meâ
Oh I'm sure after this he raged on r/incel
@@Svol09 Iâm concerned about how specific this is
He's definitely r/niceguys material...
He really hit her with "oh you're christian? Name every prophet"
My response, I have faith so I don't need to.
Name every Bible verse
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
@@taylorhillard4868 đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
My sons dad , who is extremely controlling, was like this. He used to have me do âBible studyâ and then weâd go over what I got from certain scriptures and heâd every time be like âthatâs not what that is trying to tell youâ like mf I know what I heard!
I love how he says to one girl that he was a writer and to the one after he says that he wasn't really adept at reading.
Gotta keep changing stuff about himself, lol
Just another way of saying unemployed. I'm working on writing a book, but I'm not telling people I'm a writer.
@@aliencat11 Same. I just say I write as a hobby.
What does the dude even write? Crappy fanfiction?
maybe he doesn't even proof read his own writing đ
This dude is the farthest thing from a Christian. I see no love, compassion or kindness in him. Just control and cruelty. Bro missed the whole point
Eh....he comes across as a "MAGA Christian". There is a religious sect called Quiverfull (think Dugger Family). I wouldn't be surprised if he was part of that.
Bro, you missed the whole point, the christian church is all about that?
You cant seriously look at something like catholism with all the corruption, the abuse, the cover ups and greed and say that with a straight face.
Maybe individual people get those things from it, I hope you do and if so thats great, but there is totally valid shade to throw at christianity about those topics and unsurprising many find other meaning along selfish and manipulative lines.
Religion is often used to justify or reinforce the beliefs that person already had.
Right!? I mean if I met him in church as a brother in Christ. I would immediately be cautious around him and don't let my guard down. Btw I could tell that from just looking in his eyes. I really hope he finds a mentor that steers him right because right now he's not walking in love
@@jonsmith5058 the point they were making is that's not what Christianity is supposed to be its supposed to be about love and forgiveness the bible itself warns about false Christians for this reason
That's what church was designed to do.... control you and make you ok with cruelty
This guy definitely got rejected a lot in high school and now heâs taking it out on other people đ
Mhm and this is his only opportunity to have it be the other way around so heâs gotta seize it
He was definitely the weird Christian kid who didn't talk to girls and bragged about being a virgin all the time, but then also thought that no one being interested in him was a result of religious persecution.
This is his only chance to reject people. Sad.
Yessss!!
The scary part is how he stares right at them as he slams the button. He knows exactly what he wants in life and where he's going but he's currently unemployed.
He's a musician, a writer, an international Womb Shriveller. He doesn't have time to babysit you. He's just there to make you uncomfortable and question your sexuality before he has to blaze. He has Judi chops to practise and Tate videos to study, so you re just gonna have to figure out religious studies on your own.
I'm dead, "womb shriveller" đđđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł I think that happens for the wrong reason đ€Łđ€Łđ
Got em!!! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
This comment needs a thousand more likes đ
Dude is unemployed.
âWait you have no goals?â đŽ
Definitely got kicked out of the military
Yeah, that's what it means to be a musician and writer. Unless you say my band is playing, come see us, or my book will be out next month etc, it means nothing.
Almost always the unemployed ones who act like thisđ and they're always a struggling artist of some sortđźâđš
â@@webbiemow6152he smashed Button in military so often, explaining more experienced people there how military works đ€Ł
Adidas hat definitely is one of those guys that wants a "submissive, religious girl, doesn't favor make up, understand he is smarter regardless of the truth; sheltered" and"virginal" would be a literal holy grail to him
He said he rejected religion tho
hes a born again. the ones that feel like they have to make up lost time go the hardest in the catholic paint.
@@bcc5701 Ahh yeah I was watching more and getting confused because he seemed pretty into it for a guy that rejected if lmao
Don't forget the "0 body count" requirement too lol
100000000% the biggest virgin I've seen besides SteVen with the V
The older I get the more I realize that truly intelligent people donât shove it down other peopleâs throats, they donât assume they know everything, and they donât feel the need to prove themselves.
The wise are quiet and thinking, while idiots can't help but spill out nonsense.
Absolutely đŻ% agree, thats extreamly honest and true âș
Yea they are usually the opposite dude is obviously a loser in real life. If he was smart & knew everything than he wouldâve known how to talk to woman and people in general.
As someone who literally just got done with 6 years in the air force, I can tell you there is no way that man did more than 2 years before getting himself kicked out if he was even in. That or everyone he worked with had no patience for him at all
For sure đ Wears the tag of a dropout who still wants status
Did 12 years and got out last year. This dude is FOR SURE the one everyone around him couldn't stand.
as someone who was in the army for 4 years i stg im not the least bit surprised at the thought of him having done a full contract đ
probably makes more or less sense depending on the branch, but idk đ€·ââïž
He was in space force
Oh he did time, but only had to wipe floors and clean bathrooms
I love the girl who called him out. I love how gentle and concise she was đ€Ł He thought he found his holy grail...nah, just his social and romantic better đ
Watching Ken and Buff when I wake ups my routine nowđ đ
I love the fact that someone can use the word Concise in the right context âĄâĄ
She could have been meaner
@@BumbleSkrank đđ
I feel bad for him. Itâs pretty clear his self esteem is low.
he looks like the type of man that would feel entitled to give their opinion on every matter about women đđđđ WHAT A DORK LMAO
A dork calling another person a dork. Wow. Funny how things work out that way.
@@DeltaDrifter2201 YOU GUYS THIS DUDE LITERALLY IS THE UGLY CHODE IN THE VIDEO HE IS SO MAD
@@DeltaDrifter2201 bro you are ANGRY lmfao you're in every comment defending that man
Are you saying men can't have an opinion on women and matters on women
@@adriennelopez5936 in fact, I said none of that, not even close đđ how did you miss the mark that much
Austin is the kind of dude who tries to act like he's all philosophical and deep, when he's literally just a drop of water on the floor.
That guy is so fast on the button. He must have trained for this exact moment. Just for him to turn down people as fast as he got rejected before
Those MTG lines that Ken was spitting threw it all back in my head. The cutting the deck and allowing your opponent cut it, the tournaments they had at places.
Imagine going on a first date and the very first question your date ask is âwhat do you live for and what do you plan on dying for???â I would honestly pass away on the spotđđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I guess, in this situation, you've gotta evaluate going on a date with pinhead here to begin with. Is my time worth wasting on this pretentious bowling pin? I think I would absolutely just chuck the bowling ball at his face and avoid like the plague đ·
Bruh is turn around and leave đ
Iâd be scared that itâs a threat đđ
Lol you silly đ€Łđ€Ł
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He definitely got kicked out of the military for being a "reddit know-it-all" đ
I was thinking the same thing as someone who is an advocate reddit lurker haha. The things they post in there is wild sometimes.
Dude didn't even have a job yet and buzzed her for not having a "direction in life?"?! Girl, you won RUN!!!
"What do you live for and what do you plan to die for?" sounds like a question only a narcissist would ask. Someone who's looking for a dummy to manipulate and control to have them do what he wants. He showed so many red flags, I can't even count lol
Yeah, this guy will have a Netflix documentary in a few years
THAT WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!đđ
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Agreed đđđ
he's got a body or two in his walls
Legit, someone needs to watch this guy. Serious shooter vibes.
If you liked Austin, he'll be back on youtube again in the near future.
Just keep an eye on those true crime channels...
Right! đ
Absolutely
that's exactly what i thought lmao
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Wait, what?? I'm off to do some research.
This dude is a perfect example of what happens when men take advice from Andrew Tate..
@@Svol09 agreed, heâs below him
He even kinda has the same face shape itâs freaking me out
Or Jordan Peterson đ
@@legally_ellecee1309 youâve clearly never listened to Peterson . If your comparing his life lessons to this dweeb. đ
He's definitely a tater tot đđđ
Heâs the weird kid in church your parents tell you stay away from đđ The family the church tries so desperately to kick out and talk shit about every Sunday.
This dude prob has never been able to reject a woman in his life cuz nobody wants him and so now heâs power trippinđ
With great power comes great responsibility and he couldn't handle it lol.
Hahaha
You know a dudes bad when you can tell a minute into watching a video of him that heâs a narcissist đ€Ł
This guy is INSUFFERABLE!!! He would be lucky if any one of those girls so much as looked at him on the street
This guy is an example to every guy of how not to act or treat women
Definitely !
Nah woman should get of their high horse especially here and me being the same gender saids something
Dude obviously went thru' teachings of toxic king Future which are in these trying times truly needed.
You should help yourself too.
That guy reminds me of the quote âIf you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong roomâ, but this guy boastfully stays in the room. Only to be vilified and/or ignored by his peers.
To me heâs giving â the more you learn the less you knowâ Im also perceiving him as born again self righteous and blinded by the âlightâ vibes.
@@matthewb192 Sadly, I think he does to an extent. Regardless of the shows legitimacy, he is on a dating show for some reason. đ€·ââïž
He gives me incel entitled vibes and full of himself. Seriously, I'm an atheist and probably know more than him about religion after 5 years of catholic school and being raised Roman catholic
that is a good line how have i never heard that yet....
dude in the adidas hat feels like he's on the path to a villain arc
Nah heâs just one of those dudes whoâs obsessed with the joker and tries to be the joker
Maybe he's like Lance Armstrong: Being a complete champ but by using evil methods.
@@raisedstray4947 Definitely like Harley Quinn: Following the Joker's footsteps until he became his own Joker wannabe.
Dude probably got an OTH discharge from the military because his chin was too small to wear a helmet
Looks like Dr Reed on Criminal Intent đź
Austin is the type of coworker you should avoid becoming friends with lol
Definitely like "go out of your way to avoid" type coworker
Or you should because then when he comes back to shoot everyone... He won't shoot you.
I 100% guarantee he was a boot camp drop out. Was in the Army NG for 5 years and I swear Iâve seen guys like him come and go within a year of enlisting. đ
Or graduated and pissed hot right after AIT.
"It's a very pleasure to meet you" đ I almost choked on some bread laughing.
My reaction was, wait what? I rewind the video and laughed. I have learned in my English Second Language classes to say "It's my pleasure to meet you". I'd press that red button for bad grammar đ
"Just enjoy life, because it's the only one you've got," Can always trust Ken to give me such much needed life advice
Buffs âI live for Ice Cream â was just so innocently cute;Someone put that on a shirt,if it isnât yet. If itâs out there,let me know. Maybe Iâll ask how to send it to Buffđ
That's the first time you've ever heard that?
@@9_debolati_318 probably just a timely reminder!
When the girl rejected him I let out the loudest scream of victory đđ€Ł
"Their thoughts are just too original" Awesome quote by Dane. Hit the nail on the head for these type of people lol
Picture this: Instead of the person just getting up and walking away, ejection seats.
Agree, and no cgi bullshit, I want a real ejection
My eyesight...I thought that said erection @.@
But that would make people jump up too I suppose
@@saltypretzel4959 I was wrong. Erection seats would be hilarious.
â@@soulknife20 well, they both definitely going to make people get up đ
consider this a thumbs up as I do not wish to hit the button for reasons
Dude in the beanie is giving Dahmer vibes
With that neck you will see every limb going down
I feel like they should have a cam in the waiting rooms so you can see what everyone says after being buzzed
they do
@@emperor8716 they need to submit this episodes waiting rooms
As someone who grew up in a household who isn't really touchy. I relate to the first girl. I don't even hug my parents anymore
this dude 100000% mansplains the most basic things to everyone he meets lmfao
HE DOESS
Better than a woman's lies forsure
â@@bobbywalker2980 not that you'd know
@@16driver16 calm down kid
Imagine un-ironically saying âmansplainingâ. Yikes. They a lot of cringey females in these comments
This guy has Andrew Tate devotee energy.
Iâm one of the few girls at our local card shop, and some guys have pent up anti women sweatiness so.. yeah⊠I know that guy
I have a guy like this in most of my classes at university and he is always trying to one up the professor like dude shut up I am not paying this university to listen to someone who is in the process of getting the same degree as I am. I am here to listen to the person who ACTUALLY has a degree and is in the front of the class spreading their knowledge to me not you Then one day my professor clapped back and it was fantastic. Alas he did not learn his lesson. I was talking to some of my friends one day about studying for a test/exam and he just butted in and said in the most sarcastic and demeaning tone â you guys study.â I was so mad and I clapped back in him and went off. People like that just never learn.
He need a church girl, who go to church and read her Bibleđ
He won't get any of those either đ
đđđđ the tiktok reference lol
â@@xspacerose vine. vine reference.
Lmao the vine reference killed međđđ
@@tychopanda that physically hurt me :,)
As a Magic the Gathering enthusiast, yeah. There really is always that guy.
If you're lucky, that guy gets hazed enough by all the reasonable people that he stops going to the store because "everyone there is a cuck"
@@jakenight6288 I've been lucky. I've never had one at my local store, only when I'm out and about. I couldn't imagine dealing with it at home.
@@bannelore449 I've had to deal with it myself once but have heard stories from other players. This guy would 100% try to cheat and gaslight you if he thinks for a minute he's going to lose.
@@jakenight6288 That's super lame. If you can't enjoy a game without winning, they should definitely play something else. haha
I've been worried about playing it with people at my local game store because of people like that
With the girl who buzzed him out you can see how his tone and posture changed when he started talking faith, getting all know-it-all and kinda getting comfortable like he was the smartest person on the subject
"Oh, so you're a Christian? Name every Psalm."
lmao
"How many numbers are in Numbers?!"
Scott, I swear, is the best goddamn video editor known to man. The timing is just *chefâs kiss*
underrated af, he does great work
The moment that dude said he was into martial arts I immediately thought âTHE JUDY CHOP MANâđ
He literally asked that Christian girl the questions to answer when you get saved and âaccepted themâ as if he was the one forgiving her sins. đ Iâm entirely dead.
They literally found the most uncomfortable, goofiest dude they could find and brought him inđ
This guy is the reason you pull into the hobby store and walk right out because you know he's gonna be annoying as hell
That is so specific, but so true.
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Love how the guy watches every move of her so he can press the button first
I think that's his main goal
the way his personality changed when he took his glasses off was crazy
"we've talked about this before, we've talked about everything before. I tell the same stories over again" at least Ken is self aware đ€Ł
She got him! Lmao
Remember how Jesus Christ sacrificed himself for our sins? Well now Ken & Buff are doing the same thing but for a different purpose: Saving us from cringe.
They are truly guiding and saving us from the god awful cringe that plagues the internet
@@omgtatercat Exactly the point.
But they literally just exposed us to cringe, and do so on a regular basis. What are you even saying
The last girl adapted to every Schittâs Creek character and made it into her whole personality
This is the embodiment of that guy who puts âgraduate of the school of lifeâ on his social media.
Why does this dude remind me of Andrew Tate? He's like the hipster tate...
Lack of chin
â@@bigbawlzlebowski8886 noođ
"If you stand for nothing burr, what'll you fall for" my man's def seen hamilton
That last woman was totally messing with him, to get him to talk so she could take him out. đ
Lmao fr
I think itâs funny he said he was jobless but hated on the girl saying she didnât know what her purpose was
Projecting issues. What he does not like towards others is actually dissatisfaction about himself
It's hilarious, like she obviously had life goals and he did not.
The cringe is strong with this one đ
Have a good day everyone. Always have butter on your toasts no matter what.
People who fear rejection, reject the most đ
"Jesus Christ is god " bruh you already lost me
my soul hurts every time i watch the button đŹ only watching it cause itâs kenâs video haha
Same fr
God warrior: So what would you die or live for?
Me: Are you a serial killer?
The way your fbomb hit harder uncensored when you said youâd just accept getting voted off đ
Yeah, same.
He opens with "What do you live for and what are you gonna die for?" He's like the asshole version of the hidden old wise npc under the bridge who might sell you a heart piece or a glass jar for a few thousand rupees, but only if you listen to all his dialogue first
Ken hit the nail on the head. The guy is probably on higher end of averagaly smart but thinks he a genius and the world is just against him. Exhausting to be around.
This dude looks like he should not be left alone around any woman. Giving me bad vibes like one day we might see him on the news kinda bad
I love you guys I feel a genuine connection like a friendship when I binge ur videos. I hope you guys are good and the way yall come up with stuff on the spot is hilarious. Keep it up im going through a rough patch and yall are helping me through it
You know how Wario and Waluigi are the anti-characters of Mario and Luigi?? Yeah, this guy is the anti-character of Sheldon Cooper
This is my button, there are many other buttons like it but this button is MINE đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Ken, the "I'm about to kill everyone in my house"-look is FIRE.
Ken makes me feel kinda okie about the future for myself when he refers to the âwhen youâre in your 20s thing figuring stuff outâ Iâm like okie so maybe it is normal to feel like I canât do this and things wonât get better but in a couple years Iâll be in a different better place âŠâŠ hopefully
Weâre all just faking it bestie. The best Iâve found myself is when I donât measure success by job or relationships. As long as I took advantage of my day, took care of myself & made my happiness a priorityâŠIâm good! Iâll get wherever Iâm going & you will too. Enjoy the journey đ
Seeing that guy get buzzed made me happier than the day my own children were born. đ
Thatâs insane and I feel bad for your kids
Hell yeah a video on my actual birthday (just like I wait every year since you begin that tradition hehehe) ! Have a nice day to both of you guys !
Happy Birthday
it hits so different when Ken wishes u Happy B-day on ur B-day. Happy Birthday btw. Hope you have a splendid day.
why the button asking the most out of pocket questions
The muad'dib of the button. đ he sees every possibility, and knows when to strike.
I don't like rewatching things for comfort, but daily familiar faces are comforting like Ken's videos. It feels like watching garbage with friends âșïž
what was different is he took his glasses off, and he probably thought she looked "christian coded" (whatever that means) because of how she was dressed
I was waiting for this vid lmao cause when I watched this vid when it came out and saw this dude I was like⊠oh Ken and Dane are gonna loveeee this shit plus the final people who ended up winning seem to have good chemistry and it was cute
Ty Ken and buff for curing my depression. You guys are the reason I look forward to waking up every day. Also I got my BF hooked too. He said the laughing is contagious. I agree. â€
He fears rejection so he makes it his goal to reject before giving the chance to be rejected. đ Classic!
He is the reason why people are afraid of some religious people
He pulled his hat back and immediately looked like he was about to jump into a game of quidditch
I worked with a guy like him beanie and same attitude he thought he was in charge when he was only working through agency any little inconvenience he would go tell the boss and he always needed to have the last word even if he was wrong lmao dude was very annoying to work with until he quit cause he heard rumors he was gonna be fired when they were not true very stubborn type of people
Itâs literally Dwight schrute from the office
@Beausseraou exactly but even Dwight had slightly more brains
Bruh this episode is epic đđđ Iâm literally about to cry rn đ€Ł
Y'all are the only way I can watch handle watching this show. Lol
love you guys! Stay toasty đ â€ïž
1:41 Thatâs the face of a serial killer asking his victim what sheâs ready to die for. Slow your roll there, Bundy. What a wild question to ask a potential date within seconds of meeting them for the first time ever. And now he knows your weakness, so heâs going to start picking your cats off one by one to torture you psychologicallyâŠ
This âmanâ has 100% thought about keeping bodyâs in his freezer.
Gamers really say, I won't rewatch a show I've already seen, but I'll replay the same game over and over
(I'm a gamer; I'm speaking from experience lol)