Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 7 - Larry Kills a Guy

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  • čas přidán 19. 12. 2009
  • From Season 7 - Episode 7 - The Black Swan.
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  • @e.s.blofeld1775
    @e.s.blofeld1775 Před 8 lety +1765

    "it may have been an accident, but you're a murderer." wait what.

    • @eddieguererro46
      @eddieguererro46 Před 7 lety +30

      The entire atmosphere just screamed "Wait, what the fuck" lol

    • @SFK360
      @SFK360 Před 7 lety +44

      Lol Funkhouser is such a douche.

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei Před 6 lety

      *to Funkhouser* Now what the hay is that suppose to mean?

    • @beani24329
      @beani24329 Před 6 lety +7

      E. S. Blofeld if he hadn’t ordered his onions like that, you wouldn’t be guilty of involuntary manslaughter.

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 Před 5 lety +1

      Norm Macdonald.........Sports Show........

  • @piero101
    @piero101 Před 11 lety +472

    “how’s your wife?” “FUCK YOU NORM!”
    lol

  • @cadettipk
    @cadettipk Před 6 lety +708

    Lol. He cares more about what the guy heard than Norman dying.

    • @danielstack4158
      @danielstack4158 Před 4 lety +32

      It's so true, Norm died and he could give 2 shits, but the rumors, that set him off.

    • @Mo.Fa.
      @Mo.Fa. Před 4 lety +23

      I wouldn't care either if someone like Norm asks me: "How's your wife?"

    • @cadettipk
      @cadettipk Před 4 lety +1

      @@Mo.Fa. Lol.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Před 3 lety +7

      Yeah but Norm was an asshole to larry so why would larry give a shit

    • @scotthenderson292
      @scotthenderson292 Před 3 lety +2

      Norman was a prick

  • @beani24329
    @beani24329 Před 9 lety +845

    Man: Did you like him, at all?
    Larry: No, I thought he was a prick!

    • @yonisali3879
      @yonisali3879 Před 6 lety +4

      In Larry's defence I would say he has the look of Someone that has prickish tendencesis not just on the golf course but overall in life. I mean we are all pricks here and there but have redeeming qualities in other aspects that cancel out the dickhead impulses but with Norm it is like he is just giant prick with legs walking around pissing ppl off with all kinds of prick activities. So yeah I am also glad that prick is gone cuz I have had the displeasure of running into few pricks like him in my time.

    • @hammeringhank5271
      @hammeringhank5271 Před 6 lety +4

      Lol

    • @SerpentShark13927
      @SerpentShark13927 Před 4 lety +3

      @@yonisali3879 i mean what the fuck are you rambling about, shut the FUCK UP YOU PRICK

    • @yonisali3879
      @yonisali3879 Před 4 lety +2

      Have you being diagnosed yet ? Because judging
      by your unsolicited internet thugging response.
      I really think you are suffering from case of incurable prickism. Cuz
      As they say a hit dog is whichever one that barks.
      Just make sure you quarantine yourself so your illness don't spread .We have enough nasty things already in the air as it is .

    • @SerpentShark13927
      @SerpentShark13927 Před 4 lety

      Oh okay now you fucking idiot. It was a joke as at the end I called him a prick you fucking dope

  • @grasd2
    @grasd2 Před 8 lety +1314

    I'm not pointing fingers, but you killed him

    • @ivandaniel08
      @ivandaniel08 Před 7 lety +6

      grasd2 f@cking genius!

    • @garveypollard4070
      @garveypollard4070 Před 7 lety +22

      says the guy who likes his onions crispy. this was all Andy's fault.

    • @aja3longhorn375
      @aja3longhorn375 Před 3 lety +8

      I think that is the best delivered line out of them all its so good

    • @YankeePat94
      @YankeePat94 Před 3 lety +4

      Let tell me tell you something the minute you ordered those crispy onions, you put a gun to that guy’s head

    • @shinmarcorp7846
      @shinmarcorp7846 Před 2 lety

      Paul Lassiter never went away lol

  • @pantone95330
    @pantone95330 Před 9 lety +634

    "The minute you wanted those crispy onions, you put a gun on that guy's head"

  • @tobiasisaac6996
    @tobiasisaac6996 Před 8 lety +593

    Guy: Norm is dead!
    *moment of silence and Larry's face drops*
    Larry: You blaming me!

  • @fronkdonk8311
    @fronkdonk8311 Před 9 lety +1205

    I know this is just a show, but if you can die just by someone yelling at you... maybe it's time to kick the bucket.

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 Před 7 lety +599

    LOL, he just died and he says, "No.. I thought he was a prick" xD

  • @SmilingSynic
    @SmilingSynic Před 8 lety +402

    If there was but one golfer on the jury, Larry never gets convicted. End of story.

    • @kroon275
      @kroon275 Před 6 lety +2

      Love it ;)

    • @alanz3497
      @alanz3497 Před 4 lety +17

      Especially if he's got Jackie Chiles representing him.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 Před 4 lety +6

      Who told you to put the cheese on?
      Did I tell you to put the cheese on?
      You people with the cheese, it never ends.

    • @LittleBoss86
      @LittleBoss86 Před 4 lety +4

      SmilingSynic exactly. You can’t look for your ball twenty minutes and hold up the course! The blood pressure is utterly irrelevant 😁

    • @528491Inception
      @528491Inception Před 3 lety +5

      That would've been great if they followed it through for the whole season. Larry actually goes on trial. There's one golfer on the jury so the finale is a 12 angry men type episode.

  • @rufus888
    @rufus888 Před 9 lety +942

    In the rules of golf, you're supposed to let someone behind you play through if you take more than 5 minutes looking for a ball and you're not keeping up with the group in front of you. The funny thing is that Larry is actually right A LOT of the time, he just comes off as a prick. HAHA. I probably would've done the same thing! I just wouldn't have been as vocal about it.

    • @forman208
      @forman208 Před 8 lety +36

      +Sean .R Agreed 100%. I do agree with Larry the majority of the time, it's just the WAY he comes across that doesn't help his cause in a lot of situations

    • @rainman11985
      @rainman11985 Před 6 lety +32

      Well Larry has said that his on screen persona is a 'heroic' version of himself, meaning he's in the right and fights for it to the end.

    • @trampstamp4548
      @trampstamp4548 Před 5 lety +6

      larry is right 100 percent of the time, never really the prick

    • @MackofejFTW
      @MackofejFTW Před 4 lety

      I've never been on a golf court, but why can't they play regardless? I mean they have a really big place to share xD

    • @MackofejFTW
      @MackofejFTW Před 4 lety

      @Anonymous ye i meant course xD

  • @samskuse
    @samskuse Před 11 lety +40

    "Look, it may have been an accident, but you're a murderer." hahaha amazing

  • @andiidoode
    @andiidoode Před 4 lety +45

    "Did you even like him?"; "No, I thought he was a prick" 😂😂

  • @comprehensiveboy
    @comprehensiveboy Před 9 lety +142

    It was the onions. The onions killed Norm.

  • @JOHNSMITH-dc6lr
    @JOHNSMITH-dc6lr Před 4 lety +57

    "CRISPY ONIONS, THEY HAD TO BE CRISPY!" LLLMMMFFFAAAOOO

  • @ThomasJScharmann
    @ThomasJScharmann Před rokem +36

    One of the most legendary comedic writers of all time.

  • @Aram1rez24
    @Aram1rez24 Před 5 lety +84

    Norms last words “how’s your wife?” 😂

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc Před 3 lety +4

      good zing tbf

    • @somnuswaltz5586
      @somnuswaltz5586 Před 2 lety

      Lmao

    • @christie_brown
      @christie_brown Před 8 měsíci

      And Larry’s last words to him were “fuck you, norm!” 😂

    • @danyoutube7491
      @danyoutube7491 Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah, it seems the most likely cause of death was smugness about his nerve hitting quip :) No doubt chuckling to himself and resuming his search with renewed vigour, he over exerted himself and died!

  • @garveypollard4070
    @garveypollard4070 Před 7 lety +122

    larry was on a killing spree that episode. first norm, then kyoko, not to mention andy's wife's dream of making ugly hats...

  • @crazychips123
    @crazychips123 Před 5 lety +32

    God the banter in this show is second to none. It makes the show.

  • @IGNANT4LIFE
    @IGNANT4LIFE Před 5 lety +36

    2:39 "what time are we playing tomorrow?"

  • @mase5701
    @mase5701 Před 13 lety +34

    Larry's first words after finding out Norm was dead : "So you're blaming me??" PRICELESS

  • @beani24329
    @beani24329 Před 9 lety +22

    If he didn't order his eggs that way, you wouldn't be guilty of involuntary manslaughter.

  • @EVPK
    @EVPK Před 13 lety +20

    "look, I dont want to point any fingers, but u killed him"
    "Let me tell you something, the minute you ordered those crispy onions you put a gun to his head"

    • @YankeePat94
      @YankeePat94 Před 4 lety

      If he didn’t order those eggs that way you wouldn’t be guilty of involuntary manslaughter

  • @spacepopeXIV
    @spacepopeXIV Před 2 lety +9

    "Look, it may have been an accident, but you're a murderer."
    How completely nonchalant and out of nowhere this was when Marty said it, perfect.

  • @johnh6440
    @johnh6440 Před 5 lety +27

    RIP Funkhouser!

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 Před 13 lety +48

    "You're right, if he hadn't order those eggs that way, you wouldn't be guilty of involuntary manslaughter"..LOL.
    I love Jeff, he kills me.

  • @brianf9340
    @brianf9340 Před 8 lety +252

    Once again i agree with larry....i must be as much of a jerk as he is. I actually thought he took it easy on norm lol

    • @itube0047
      @itube0047 Před 7 lety +2

      Me too

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 Před 4 lety +1

      brian F no you’re not Larry is the only sensible person on the show everyone else is a savage and an idiot!

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 Před 4 lety +1

      @chumbuckery777 everything happens to Larry...and most often, he never does anything wrong, but he always has to take crap from everyone.

    • @TranquilAssassin
      @TranquilAssassin Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah he barely yelled at him and mostly just yelled at his cousin about the CRISPY ONIONS

  • @gracesaulog
    @gracesaulog Před 5 lety +168

    Once again Larry is dead right. It would be the height of poor etiquette for a slow player to actually pull this stunt on a golf course. Refusing to take a drop after looking for a lost ball for 20 minutes? Madness.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 Před 4 lety +10

      Golf is a gentlemen game. Neither person was very gentlemen like.

    • @dregonskreper7609
      @dregonskreper7609 Před 4 lety +10

      @@Kruppt808 There's certain things you cant be a gentleman about.

    • @Groteskfull
      @Groteskfull Před 4 lety +2

      Larry is dead right. Norm is just.. dead.
      ...Somebody had to say it. 😁

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei Před rokem +3

      @@dregonskreper7609 yeah but you have to admit that Norman have it coming and should've handle Larry better. If Norman have been nicer and not so judgemental, it wouldn't happen.

    • @michaelcoletta4547
      @michaelcoletta4547 Před 10 měsíci +2

      That's assuming the 20 minute figure was in fact close to being an accurate estimation... as opposed to Larry using hyperbole to make his point.
      Still, even 10 minutes is way too long to be looking for a golf ball. Rude.

  • @AlphaQHard
    @AlphaQHard Před 4 lety +12

    “Look it might have been an accident but youre a murderer.” 😂

  • @AlexColberg
    @AlexColberg Před 7 lety +166

    People who have high blood pressure should probably not play golf in the first place.

    • @rainman11985
      @rainman11985 Před 6 lety +27

      Mild exercise is good for your blood pressure.

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 Před 5 lety +12

      Complete opposite.

    • @shrimpflea
      @shrimpflea Před 5 lety +9

      @@rainman11985 Physically yes....but mentally golf can kill anyone with high blood pressure.

    • @superstarreviews9937
      @superstarreviews9937 Před 5 lety +9

      Stupid ass!! lol I play twice a week at my club in the summer, BECAUSE I have high blood pressure.its soothing,it's calming,it's relaxing.

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 Před 5 lety +41

      @@superstarreviews9937 You seem really calm and relaxed.

  • @HotelCalifornia360
    @HotelCalifornia360 Před 5 lety +15

    I’m not pointing fingers but you killed him😭😂

  • @heliopyre
    @heliopyre Před 5 lety +28

    love the way they all pin it on larry but none of them really give a shit that he died

  • @emanuelmota7217
    @emanuelmota7217 Před 7 měsíci +4

    LOVE how Larry's best friends stick for him.

  • @matt141989
    @matt141989 Před 11 lety +12

    "I'm not pointing fingers, but you killed him"

  • @jasbarsoph
    @jasbarsoph Před 3 lety +8

    Love the way Jeff looks at Larry and says you’re getting quite a reputation here at the club😂😂😂

  • @Evilkitty64
    @Evilkitty64 Před 11 lety +19

    Hahaahhah!!! "It may have been an accident but you're a murderer!" Hilarious!!!

  • @DanielSmith-tb9vi
    @DanielSmith-tb9vi Před 10 lety +11

    I like at 1:02, he loses all control when he flips norm off. Fuck norm! so fucking funny haha

  • @carfreek11746
    @carfreek11746 Před 2 lety +2

    “The minute you ordered those crispy onions you put a gun to that guys head”

  • @jhein1992
    @jhein1992 Před 13 lety +7

    one of the greatest lines ever...."It may have been an accident, but you're a murderer."

  • @wrightvcx2249
    @wrightvcx2249 Před rokem +4

    You did not intend to kill him, but you killed him - Jeff

  • @spencaro
    @spencaro Před 12 lety +8

    Lol jeff, "You're getting quite a reputation here at the club"

  • @abellujan66
    @abellujan66 Před 7 lety +29

    Look I'm not trying to point fingers, but you killed him.

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 Před 4 lety +8

    Larry David: "No... I thought he was a prick".🤣

  • @lovejotbhullar8857
    @lovejotbhullar8857 Před 8 lety +7

    Larry: "Its not my fault that he had a heart attack! Lololololol... this show is so amazing.

  • @alien13ufo
    @alien13ufo  Před 11 lety +22

    earlier in the episode, they were eating breakfast and wanted to get on the course before norm, but Larry's cousin got crispy onions which took him forever to eat so they ended up behind norm.

  • @SandrineAnterrion
    @SandrineAnterrion Před 13 lety +9

    "What time we playing tomorrow?"

  • @HotSneks
    @HotSneks Před 2 lety +4

    My favorite part about this is the "Fuck you, Norm!" while he drives away in his hold cart. He says it so sharply lmao.

  • @keldonmcfarland2969
    @keldonmcfarland2969 Před 5 lety +4

    "Everything I heard is true."
    Wham! That's one of the most harsh words I've ever heard

  • @cliveatwood4752
    @cliveatwood4752 Před 4 lety +25

    Norm was attacked and killed by his own heart. Larry did nothing wrong.

  • @dickhertz7457
    @dickhertz7457 Před 3 lety +19

    I vaguely remember when curb was first released that the humor was based on Larry overreacting to everyday annoyances. 20 years later I realize he's always right.

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love that Larry’s first reaction to Norm’s death is “you’re blaming me?” lol

  • @daveygivens735
    @daveygivens735 Před 4 lety +2

    "I thought he was a prick" lol

  • @toughsuga2
    @toughsuga2 Před 9 lety +10

    Favorite episode- hands down

  • @juniorlsdmusic
    @juniorlsdmusic Před 2 lety +1

    Lol seeing how Larry and Norm have hated each other for years, bet Larry felt a restrained jubilee hearing he died.

  • @Briannyc77
    @Briannyc77 Před 11 lety +3

    Can never understand why this is ever on the list of the best CYE episodes...it's my favorite

  • @SmilingSynic
    @SmilingSynic Před 5 lety +2

    RIP Marty Funkheiser (Bob Einstein).

  • @LiamEFC.
    @LiamEFC. Před 4 lety +2

    larry right again

  • @peacheskong2245
    @peacheskong2245 Před 3 lety +3

    Don't get angry at me because you're angry at him. lmaoo

  • @jameshaggerty8348
    @jameshaggerty8348 Před rokem +2

    Love how Norm’s last words were “How’s your wife?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jhoffner63
    @jhoffner63 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “I can’t eat breakfast unless I have crispy onions!”

  • @koru615
    @koru615 Před 4 lety

    Bro I see the titles of these and I start cracking up before I even watch it 😂😂

  • @gottlobfrege8942
    @gottlobfrege8942 Před 5 lety +2

    Unequivocally the best clip title on CZcams.

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 Před 4 lety +3

    I wonder how many times Larry has heard "Hey you"

  • @danielhuete8798
    @danielhuete8798 Před 4 lety +3

    norm, the black swan, that guy on the bets...There have been so many deaths related to the golf club lmaooo

  • @IrnBruFiend
    @IrnBruFiend Před 14 lety +3

    "Look, I'm not pointing any fingers here, but you killed him Larry!"
    Haha

  • @nicholashansen7826
    @nicholashansen7826 Před 2 lety +1

    And after all that, it ends with “What time are we playing tomorrow?” 😂

  • @BlaccEagle
    @BlaccEagle Před 12 lety +1

    Usually I have favourite episodes of a tv show. But in Curb, I have favourite moments.

  • @adameverett7652
    @adameverett7652 Před 4 lety +1

    I love the music on these shows

  • @rodribeirofreitas
    @rodribeirofreitas Před 10 lety +2

    Life imitates art. RIP Paul Mazursky, one of the greatest in the fine art of comedy.

  • @gregbradshaw7220
    @gregbradshaw7220 Před 2 lety +1

    Norms golf game was as strong as his heart

  • @askhowiknow5527
    @askhowiknow5527 Před 6 lety +3

    If yelling at you gives you a heart attack and you die, it’s good we got it over with :|

  • @andrewleventis8341
    @andrewleventis8341 Před 3 měsíci

    This has to be the best series on TV

  • @yemalad1.
    @yemalad1. Před 3 lety +1

    It may have been an accident but you're a murderer! What a fucking line 😆😆😆

  • @shrapnel77
    @shrapnel77 Před 3 lety +1

    Him "Norm is dead."
    Me: "Good! Course play will speed up."

  • @jordanharrelson8500
    @jordanharrelson8500 Před 4 lety +4

    Grand slam response to he's dead would've been
    "Good! You guys will play faster tomorrow!"

  • @garla5851
    @garla5851 Před 5 lety +2

    2:12 “Look it may have been a accident, but you’re a murder “
    Ha Ha Ha Haaa ha Haaa!! 😂

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround Před 2 lety +1

    Cousin Andy’s “look, I’m not pointing fingers, but ye killed him” is the funniest of the three finger pointer friends.

  • @thagomizers6329
    @thagomizers6329 Před rokem +3

    It's so funny how they were all just as annoyed of norm as Larry was but yet they all put the blame on Larry 😂

  • @CanadianGuitarist
    @CanadianGuitarist Před 13 lety +2

    Get a golfer on that jury, and Larry walks away. Guaranteed.

  • @MrsPeebles62
    @MrsPeebles62 Před 5 lety +1

    The craziest friggin show I have ever seen!

  • @AbaMiguel
    @AbaMiguel Před 3 lety +2

    If I were in the scene I'd have said " You're a manslaughterer", which ironically sounds even worse than "murderer".

  • @batman32386
    @batman32386 Před 8 lety +19

    Unrelated to CURB, but the guy berating Larry in the locker room voiced Dick Grayson / Robin in Batman: The Animated Series. Just in case you recognize his voice :-)
    FUCK YOU NORM! LOL

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 Před 7 lety

      how u know that punk

    • @batman32386
      @batman32386 Před 7 lety +1

      Recognized his voice and looked it up on IMDB. Sure enough, it's Loren Lester.

  • @shonshrinks
    @shonshrinks Před 12 lety +2

    Haha I love the way Larry doesn't even care XD

  • @joecrockrell04
    @joecrockrell04 Před 5 lety +2

    1:02 when a Canadian SNL host insults you

  • @ResettisReplicas
    @ResettisReplicas Před 11 lety +3

    They were trying to get on the golf course before Norm, but Andy wanted crispy onions that took forever to cook.

  • @DK3CHAMP
    @DK3CHAMP Před 12 lety +1

    At least Larry David was able to say those magical 3 words to Norm that most people regret not saying to people right before they die.

  • @michaeljoyce6766
    @michaeljoyce6766 Před 4 lety +3

    One small argument actually took a guys life? Lol come on!!! Lol

  • @blumagikdragon3078
    @blumagikdragon3078 Před 5 lety +1

    "It may have been an accident but you're a murderer"😭😭😭😭

  • @davd1986
    @davd1986 Před 4 lety +3

    Reminds me of "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas, when he is walking through a golf course and he gets his rifle out and literally gives one of the old guys a heart attack.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 Před 4 lety

      maybe that's where he got the idea from?

  • @river941
    @river941 Před 5 lety +2

    Norm is a metaphor for society's norms, Larry David is a genius

  • @SCQT
    @SCQT Před 5 lety

    god i love this show

  • @tribalistaforca
    @tribalistaforca Před 4 lety +4

    ... my stepfather died of a heart attack while having an argument... so yea, it happens...

  • @TheCurval
    @TheCurval Před 11 lety +1

    "look..it may be an accident but you´r a murderer",
    it break me up that one.

  • @TJ-kk5zf
    @TJ-kk5zf Před 4 lety

    Larry looks satisfied when he first hears it.

  • @richardsiciliano7117
    @richardsiciliano7117 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I like crispy onions.

  • @tsin65
    @tsin65 Před 2 lety

    Life and times of someone with no filter.

  • @-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___

    Everyone's so chill with him being suddenly dead

  • @ForeignAid
    @ForeignAid Před 5 lety +2

    Jeff in the background not reacting at all to the news that Norm died

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 Před 13 lety +1

    Only Larry would walk away from this situation not phased in the slightest of being accused of murder...LOL. "What time we playing tomorrow?"

  • @johnemmrich4404
    @johnemmrich4404 Před 3 lety

    “Look, I’m not pointing fingers, but ya killed him!” LOL