And he is correct. My personal rule is: always fart on the first date. Get the elefants out of the room early and either start something with realistic potential or save both parties some time.
Every time Larry curses it’s beyond hilarious. My personal fav is Richard Lewis telling him he told someone Larry had a bleeding rectum and Larry responds with ‘Are you out of your fucking mind?’
Larry pointing out the wheel chair to Ted Danson in the most obvious and self-congratulatory way possible never ceases to make me laugh out loud. He has such a unique comedic sensibility, it never stops being amusing.
@@HankBukowski Because it is much more practical meeting halfway than having one person having to bend over over a table and through a third party's personal space just to hold someone's hand?
“I had the option of ordering dessert, and I didn’t want the dessert at the time. So I don’t want the dessert” l love how he defends his logic and reasoning to people.
@@lepetitchat123 In my opinion, if you don’t want a bite, you don’t have to. It’s like being pressured to drink when you don’t want to. It’s very rude to pressure people to consume something they don’t want. It is not impolite to refuse to eat or drink something. True story - I had a Publix employee follow me down an aisle trying to get me to try a free sample. It was a sweet that I couldn’t eat at the time because of my diet, so I turned it down. I was dumbfounded how pushy this employee was to get me to try the free sample. This is how Publix trains their employees? To follow people down an aisle if they don’t want a free sample? Ridiculous! I had to say “No thank you,” three times.
@@boblangford5514this is much bigger than that, wars have been started for reasons just like this. Larry should of taken the bite, stop defending this spiteful, angry little man
Danson was underrated on this show. I'm only saying this because I keep forgetting how funny he can be... "You know something? I heard Rosie O'Donnell beat the crap out of you." It's so immature, but it's freaking great, haha!
Underrated is the most overused word on YT. I've seen people call hugely popular movies and songs underrated. And this clown says Danson is underrated on the show because _he_ keeps forgetting how funny he can be 🙄
@@chiefscheider right, so I admitted my own error in judgment. I didn’t grow up with Cheers. Seinfeld was the show when I really caught on with Must See TV. I would agree that “underrated” and “overrated” are thrown around a lot. One thing I always ask: if enough people call something underrated does it then become overrated and if enough people call something overrated does it then become underrated?
Im 75 years old and have seen hundreds of comedians,Broadway & off Broadway comedy shows as well as countless TV series since we got our 1st tv in 1957, larry and Curb are hands down the best comedy show ever presented to an audience,after a decade of writing the funniest skits to ever air on any TV show with Seinfeld im amazed at how Larry was able to come up with years more comedy material thats some serious next level shit,Larry David is arguably the best comedic writer/actor in the history of television .
Fully agree, and it is also why his departure from Seinfeld was felt so heavily in those final two seasons. Lastly, when I heard Seinfeld is possibly having a 10th season on Paramount plus, I don’t think I can be excited unless Larry is writing it.
For some reason it's funny as fuck when he says ''How dare you go around spreading that rumor'' as he's drinking his coffee. Something about how he quickly grabs the coffee, in combination with what he's saying.
Hahah the whole bit about him explaining the rumour is hilarious. And yes, I get the drinking coffee and then continuing the rant was particularly funny!
Ha!! I'm a bartender and I feel for the server here - sometimes when people or couples argue and you somehow are put in a position (like the server here - take the pie or no?) it can be really awkward for us!!!
I just love the way Ted Danson interacts with Larry on this show...it's phenemenal. It's like he finally gets to be as raw as he always wanted to be on Becker and Cheers XD XD
The brilliant thing I love about Curb is that you initially think Larry is the worst character presented, but then you see how his 'friends' behave that reveal their true nature. Like how Ted Danson barely acknowledged the woman until he saw she was in a wheelchair.
Larry is the worst character. If anyone acted like him in real life they would be impossible to tolerate for ten seconds and wouldn't be remotely humorous. Seriously, people now really do act like this in real life spurred on by this neurotic East coast comedy wave Seinfeld and LD ushered in. And it's attention seeking, painstakingly annoying, and remarkably unfunny. Not knocking LD as a person, though. He seems to go out of his way to say he doesn't act like this in real life.
@@jameslutian1977 What’s more obnoxious? Politely (at first) refusing the pie? Or coming over to insist your friend eats the pie? And this is not just “neurotic East Coast comedy”. This happens all the time, across the nation and around the world. I watched it occur in Germany in July at a distant relative’s house. Mutti (the 78 year old grandmother) insisted that her 63 year old stepson have dessert. The stepson cannot sleep if he eats dessert at night and said as much. She nonetheless insisted, four separate times, that he have the dessert. He finally got tired of it and left in a huff. I of course was laughing as my mind flashed back to Ted sending the pie to Larry’s table lol
Hilarious as always but honestly just take the pie to go...its been paid for. Otherwise the pie's just going to go into the trash. Take it to go and call him tomorrow and eat the pie, or lie about eating the pie but call him and tell Ted danson how delishious the pie was. Simple as!
Larry pointing out the wheelchair as he introduces Ted to his date cracks me up every goddamn time. Same goes for Ted's look of concern earlier on at 00:14 when he sees that Larry isn't eating the pie.
I agree with Larry in principle, but if I were him, I would have gotten a box. Obviously it's funnier if two old men fight about a piece of pie, which is why I'm a random asshole on the internet and Larry David is Larry David.
I love Ted's look of concern from his table when he first starts to realize they are turning down his pie
underrated point
Yeah, he's like: "Ey, y u gotta b like dat? 😦"
This comment still makes me fucking cry of laughter a year later lol
Yes, and the restrained frustration as he reaches Larry's table.
Anthony Longo how is it underrated it's the most funny thing about the whole clip
i love the fact that Larry is friends with all these people he can't stand
That's real life for most of us
+Pure Savage And the girl with him can't stand.
+Pure Savage *I think you mean it the other way around lol! All these people probably wonder why their friends with Larry!!
I love the fact that he just doesn't care and says what he thinks all the time.
that's business
As a waiter, I deeply felt the waiter's pain.
As a runner, I enjoyed watching the waiter's pain, as they think they're better than us!
I felt bad for that waiter who was just caught in the middle of Larry’s neurotic bullshit 😂
this has happened to you before?
I would've been like, "dude! he doesn't want the pie!"
Clinton Leonard As a customer, I say to you AND Teddy to “take this fucking piece of pie and get it out of my face!” 😂😂 Sorry
Most people on a first date would make a big effort to hide anything negative about them. Not Larry.
Leroy Lang Lmao for real
He WAS trying!
I used to be like that but now I don't care anymore. Either she likes me or she don't, couldn't care less
Transparency is important.
And he is correct. My personal rule is: always fart on the first date. Get the elefants out of the room early and either start something with realistic potential or save both parties some time.
the way larry says '' take this fuckin piece of pie…'' is priceless
Haha that part still gets me 😂
Only to be matched by ted’s “put the fuckin pie down” 😂
Every time Larry curses it’s beyond hilarious. My personal fav is Richard Lewis telling him he told someone Larry had a bleeding rectum and Larry responds with ‘Are you out of your fucking mind?’
@@gregaustin4559haha a lot of of “fucking”
This and that, so funny.
I love hoe every conversation between Larry and Ted starts out so nice and friendly, and always ends with them screaming at each other, lol.
Every conversation Larry has with anyone***
Same with Funkhouser lol
Ted is like a sister to Larry.
@@xthatwhiteguyx lol
The slow crescendo of chaos is what really makes this show great
"Don't put that pie down! DO NOT put that pie down!!"
put the fucking pie down!
The finger raise brings it all together
I’m 7 years late but… “Goddammit.” “You know something, I heard that Rosie O’Donnell beat the crap outta you.”
Larry pointing out the wheel chair to Ted Danson in the most obvious and self-congratulatory way possible never ceases to make me laugh out loud. He has such a unique comedic sensibility, it never stops being amusing.
To be honest, I thought he meant she wouldn't stand up to shake hands with him.
@@thiagodeandrade7081 She's a woman. Why would she stand up to shake his hand?
@@HankBukowski Because it is much more practical meeting halfway than having one person
having to bend over over a table and through a third party's personal space just to hold someone's hand?
@@thiagodeandrade7081 😂
It seemed Ted was waiting for her to stand up to shake her hand.
"Take this fucking piece of pie, and get it out of my face!" Lmfaooooo
"Put the fucking pie down!"
do not put that pie down
And of course it's so loud that everybody at surrounding tables hears it. When Larry goes off, he is going to make a scene.
“I had the option of ordering dessert, and I didn’t want the dessert at the time. So I don’t want the dessert” l love how he defends his logic and reasoning to people.
They're acting as if they've overlooked that argument, so he has to treat them like children
I can relate so much. Maybe he's on a diet or something. But taking a bite wouldn't hurt...
@@lepetitchat123 In my opinion, if you don’t want a bite, you don’t have to. It’s like being pressured to drink when you don’t want to. It’s very rude to pressure people to consume something they don’t want. It is not impolite to refuse to eat or drink something. True story - I had a Publix employee follow me down an aisle trying to get me to try a free sample. It was a sweet that I couldn’t eat at the time because of my diet, so I turned it down. I was dumbfounded how pushy this employee was to get me to try the free sample. This is how Publix trains their employees? To follow people down an aisle if they don’t want a free sample? Ridiculous! I had to say “No thank you,” three times.
@@boblangford5514this is much bigger than that, wars have been started for reasons just like this. Larry should of taken the bite, stop defending this spiteful, angry little man
@@Dilomight I am dying to know what wars have been started because of table manners. Please, enlighten me. Which wars?
"She got me down. I admit that!"
LOL
but i could've reversed it!
I love the smooth transition between friendly, to mild annoyance, to outright rage.
The epitome to " well that escalated quickly."
1:51 the guy had to cover his face from laughing
omg it's the dude that's always getting his teeth removed in the Cinco commercials on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
Thank you for noticing this because I didn't. Too funny.
That’s LA for you
voltagebinary holy shit
I think Larry wouldn't have turned down that pie if Ted Danson offered it through a Cinco Food Tube
I like how Ted got mad so he brought up Rosie beating the crap out of Larry.
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"Just take one little bite for my sake"
lol fucking Danson trying to coach a fully-grown man into eating like a mother
Edriss Scofield you still with that asian guy? Would love to take you out sometime.
me too man, me too...
Eeehhh John Doe, you still with that doe? I'd love to take ya out sometime 😏
"Rosieeee beat the crap outta ya, ya big sissy. Ya big FUCKIN' sissy!" -Ted Danson
Ted: "You're making me look like an asshole" - 10 seconds later: Ted acts like an asshole.
Was Ted acting like an asshole, or was Larry just making him look that way?
"I'm not taking a bite, I don't want a bite; take this this fucking piece of pie and get it out of my face!" 😂
Danson was underrated on this show. I'm only saying this because I keep forgetting how funny he can be...
"You know something? I heard Rosie O'Donnell beat the crap out of you."
It's so immature, but it's freaking great, haha!
Alamo James so true I love writing
How was he underrated?
@@LOLLYPOPPE
"I'm only saying this because I keep forgetting how funny he can be"
It was literally the very next sentence.
Underrated is the most overused word on YT. I've seen people call hugely popular movies and songs underrated. And this clown says Danson is underrated on the show because _he_ keeps forgetting how funny he can be 🙄
@@chiefscheider right, so I admitted my own error in judgment. I didn’t grow up with Cheers. Seinfeld was the show when I really caught on with Must See TV. I would agree that “underrated” and “overrated” are thrown around a lot. One thing I always ask: if enough people call something underrated does it then become overrated and if enough people call something overrated does it then become underrated?
The fact you can see the extras at the other table laughing is so funny 😂
Ted barely acknowledges his date until Larry points out that she is in a wheelchair and then gives her a big handshake.
headonswivel I feel like this is the funniest part of the whole scene but all anyone ever talks about is the guy losing it in the background
No, he was expecting her to stand up to shake his hand, and felt it was awkward until he realized the problem.
@@Deadlyaztec27 Uh no... You have extremely bad analytical skills. Headonswivel is correct.
@@InjectorGadget I think it was a little of both.
I thought it was because he expected her to stand up to shake his hand and waiting for her to do that.
"Be a f***ing friend."
😭😭😭
This show is the best work Ted Danson has ever done. He's absolutely hilarious in it. Love it.
His best comedy work is Bored to Death.
The Good Place is pretty good.
Cmon guys, his best work was in Fargo. Still great in here
He was great in Damages!
Patrick Sullivan he’s still doing great work to this day in both Curb and The Good Place.
Larry's whole Rosie O'Donnell outburst at the end is just hysterical!
I love Larry and Ted's relationship. They both try so hard to get along but no matter what it never seems to work.
I love how no one, including the waiter, thinks to ask: “hey, you want to just get a box and take it home?”
That would ruin the joke lol
Better yet, don’t reward teds behaviour.
These kinds of people don't take food home, in little boxes. These kinds of people have private chefs at home.
"How dare you go around spreading that rumor!"
One of my favourite Curb quotes of all time XD
This is like when I try to make a friend watch a show I recommended but they don't watch it.
Yeah, unless they ask don’t recommend shit. That’s like hearing someone’s poker story or fantasy football tale.
Watch Gilmore Girls, you’re making me look like an asshole!
"I'm not interested in the show, I'm not going to watch it, take this fucking pilot and get it off of my TV"
This is Larry's revenge for Ted not trying the fish sandwich.
Dan S. Capers...
@@theflanman420420 Onions...
Cream cheese
@@jimsheppard3166 that shitty sandwich
no one in their right mind would have traded Ted's sandwhich for Larry's.
Larry had an uphill battle there....
omg, Ted Danson is fucking amazing.
+Grizz Lee LOVE TED DANSON!
T Davis
*suspicious eyes*
*thinks it's Ted Danson*
*makes provoking comment to illicit a reaction*
I know who "anonymous" is.
*suspicions eyes*
+Hal Kittsmeller Whoopi might have. Savor that mental image for a while
Im 75 years old and have seen hundreds of comedians,Broadway & off Broadway comedy shows as well as countless TV series since we got our 1st tv in 1957, larry and Curb are hands down the best comedy show ever presented to an audience,after a decade of writing the funniest skits to ever air on any TV show with Seinfeld im amazed at how Larry was able to come up with years more comedy material thats some serious next level shit,Larry David is arguably the best comedic writer/actor in the history of television .
Agreed
Fully agree, and it is also why his departure from Seinfeld was felt so heavily in those final two seasons. Lastly, when I heard Seinfeld is possibly having a 10th season on Paramount plus, I don’t think I can be excited unless Larry is writing it.
For some reason it's funny as fuck when he says ''How dare you go around spreading that rumor'' as he's drinking his coffee. Something about how he quickly grabs the coffee, in combination with what he's saying.
i think its the way he finished the sentance quickly to have a sip of his coffee LOL, i cant wait for the new season
tru dat
Hahah the whole bit about him explaining the rumour is hilarious. And yes, I get the drinking coffee and then continuing the rant was particularly funny!
HOW DARE YOU *sips coffee angrily*
It's a brilliant bit
Also because he’s saying it to no one as Ted is long gone 😂 That particular moment got me bad
“Be a friend… be a FUCKING friend!”
Ha!! I'm a bartender and I feel for the server here - sometimes when people or couples argue and you somehow are put in a position (like the server here - take the pie or no?) it can be really awkward for us!!!
+Marc L. People shouldn't put you in that position , I would never do that .
I felt bad for the waiter. He looked so nervous caught in the middle of it all XD
DON'T PUT THAT PIE DOWN! DO NOT PUT THAT PIE DOWN!
Curb Ted Danson > Cheers Ted Danson
Becker Ted Danson is the GOAT
blasphemy
Fargo Ted Danson’s gotta be in there somewhere.
By far.
er.... no.
The part where Larry points at the wheelchair and then Ted Danson reaches back in to shake her hand is amazingly awesome.
0:16 Ted looks so concerned lol
Normal Answer: She attacked me
Larry’s Answer: She started it!!
Larry is still mad over the Larry David sandwich argument.
comprehensiveboy capers
smoked sable, whitefish salad, cream cheese, onions and capers
@@MikeNitro94 what is sable?
Everything about this scene is pure brilliance.
I just love the way Ted Danson interacts with Larry on this show...it's phenemenal. It's like he finally gets to be as raw as he always wanted to be on Becker and Cheers XD XD
1:51 I love that extra laughing and then quickly covering his face.
I was going to say the same thing. Hilarious.
It's great because that would be a natural reaction from anyone sitting next to this.
Every scene with Ted Danson is awesome. This episode has one of the best endings in the whole series.
"Take this fucking piece of pie and get it out of my face!!!" The man just makes me laugh!!
This might be my favorite scene from Curb.
“Be a friend, be a fucking friend!”
He explains everything and then she says “why are u fighting women?” Larry - “she started it!” Such a legend 😂
“Why are you fighting women..?” “She started it..”
this is one of my favorite scenes from curb of all time
Larry David says "bullshit" in the best way
The brilliant thing I love about Curb is that you initially think Larry is the worst character presented, but then you see how his 'friends' behave that reveal their true nature. Like how Ted Danson barely acknowledged the woman until he saw she was in a wheelchair.
Virtue signaling phony
Larry is the worst character. If anyone acted like him in real life they would be impossible to tolerate for ten seconds and wouldn't be remotely humorous.
Seriously, people now really do act like this in real life spurred on by this neurotic East coast comedy wave Seinfeld and LD ushered in. And it's attention seeking, painstakingly annoying, and remarkably unfunny.
Not knocking LD as a person, though. He seems to go out of his way to say he doesn't act like this in real life.
If youve seen him in interviews you know he's a sweet dude. He just loves busting people's balls and seems to be fascinated by social dynamics.
@@jameslutian1977 L take
@@jameslutian1977 What’s more obnoxious? Politely (at first) refusing the pie? Or coming over to insist your friend eats the pie? And this is not just “neurotic East Coast comedy”. This happens all the time, across the nation and around the world. I watched it occur in Germany in July at a distant relative’s house. Mutti (the 78 year old grandmother) insisted that her 63 year old stepson have dessert. The stepson cannot sleep if he eats dessert at night and said as much. She nonetheless insisted, four separate times, that he have the dessert. He finally got tired of it and left in a huff. I of course was laughing as my mind flashed back to Ted sending the pie to Larry’s table lol
I love how larry points out she's in a wheel chair LMAO
Then Ted goes "very nice" as if she can't hear them talking 😂
"Why are you fighting women?"
She started it!
Rosio is not considered as a woman
@@zm4522 she's more akin to the Wompa on Hoth in empire
@@patrickgogan3517
I think you mean Jabba the Hut from Star Wars.
@@mattbenz99 nah jabbas an overdone joke lol
The look on Ted’s face when he can see across the room that they’re denying the pie 😮
😂😂😂
Man, this is the closest we'll get to a continuation of Seinfeld - love Larry!
Even though Larry is clearly our hero, he's not always in the right. On this occasion though, he very much is.
It wouldn't have costed him anything to have a bite of the pie the other guy got him
@@MeidoInHebun Ted Danson went out with his ex-wife even though he explicitly told him not to.
@@Leon-zu1wp Wtf does that have to do with this occasion?
@@chowderchowdown Him and Ted Danson are basically archenemies.
@@Leon-zu1wp But we're talking about who's wrong in this situation. And Ted hasn't been going out with Cheryl at this point.
Ted Danson/ Capricorn♑
Larry David/Cancer♋
Comedic match made in heaven!!! ✨☝️👽👌✨
Going out with a woman who uses a wheelchair to get kudos from his friends who he hates.
"She started it!" lol
1:49 couple at the table laughing. How can you not with this shit going on!? Hahaha.
0:33 I love Larry’s little eh sound and gesture to Ted to look at the wheelchair 😂
''Take this fucking piece of pie and get it out of my face!'' lol
I feel bad for the waiter who's caught in the middle of it all 😂
"do not put down that pie!"
00:15 the look Ted gives them when he realizes they aren’t eating the pie 😂
Oh my god, this is the first I've heard of this show and now I love it
Can you believe all of that happened within 2 minutes?
This scene is a masterpiece.
Am I the only one who realizes this is the same as Seinfeld at Poppy’s restaurant?
kevin berry the entire show is basically Seinfeld lol, but they can say fuck, shit, etc
DO NOT PUT THAT PIE DOWN!
Ted Danson: "i heard rosie o'donnel beat the shit out of you" LMAO
1:20 Danson stepped over the line when he took the waiter by the arm.
The last 26 seconds of this clip is some of the best television ever aired
"I prefer a flan" - David Brent
she got me down!
Only Larry could turn being given a slice of pie into a verbal altercation. Poor waiter by the way caught in the middle lol
Thank you for these up loads. Best show ever.
I love the rivarly with Ted Danson. Remember when George couldn't live knowing how much more Ted Danson made per episode :)
Extras in the background cracking up
Hilarious as always but honestly just take the pie to go...its been paid for. Otherwise the pie's just going to go into the trash. Take it to go and call him tomorrow and eat the pie, or lie about eating the pie but call him and tell Ted danson how delishious the pie was. Simple as!
+JonnyUnderrated Or, he could have just taken a fucking bite?...
4thwonder that's true I suppose...
that's larry david it could never be simple haha
***** All Ted wanted him to do was taste it...he could've just tasted it...
Consent
Favorite part is when Ted’s face changes from across the room
The way Ted grabs the waiter's elbow to keep him from leaving 💀
"Don't pick up that fucki - put the pie down"
this is one of my favorite scenes
She started it!
I love that every SINGLE scene with Ted Danson goes like this! 😂
Larry pointing out the wheelchair as he introduces Ted to his date cracks me up every goddamn time. Same goes for Ted's look of concern earlier on at 00:14 when he sees that Larry isn't eating the pie.
Anyone who is a fan of this show can watch this over and over and laugh
Larry points at the wheel chair haha
SHE STARTED IT......nuff said....done and done!
he nervously and angrily drinks his coffee at 1:59
I agree with Larry in principle, but if I were him, I would have gotten a box. Obviously it's funnier if two old men fight about a piece of pie, which is why I'm a random asshole on the internet and Larry David is Larry David.
When you're old you'll take what victories you can get
Not only maybe a top 10 scene in the history of Curb, but it's also from a definite top 10 episode of Curb. "Denise Handicapped" was beyond funny.
Ted donated that pie. He didn't want any credit for it.
They need to do a"it's always Sunny in Philadelphia" crossover, Criss cross
Love Ted Danson......wish we saw more of him
Thank you Larry for taking our every day lives and sharing our pain and putting it on camera. It's nice to know we're not alone
'she started it'! 😂 😂