Curb Your Enthusiasm - Swan Kill

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  • čas přidán 2. 11. 2009
  • Larry kills the club owner's swan
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  • @cerzule
    @cerzule Před 14 lety +314

    "You tell your wife EVERYTHING?! Are you CRAZY?!" - that whole rant from Jeff was classic!

    • @StevenBohnel
      @StevenBohnel Před 2 lety +9

      "The only time I tell her I'm playing golf, is when I'm with another woman! OK? You gotta cover your tracks."
      What a closer.

    • @DaxSports1
      @DaxSports1 Před 2 lety +6

      That and "I dont even bring her around anymore, out of respect." Jeff came up with the best lines this episode lmaoo

    • @samuelbekele3601
      @samuelbekele3601 Před 2 lety +1

      Tell them everything... Within reason of course

    • @jeffsutter8253
      @jeffsutter8253 Před 4 měsíci +1

      And he is so right . . .

  • @RockBottomRiser21
    @RockBottomRiser21 Před 14 lety +167

    "Oh this is horrible! Oh it's horrible! This is horrible!" LOL classic episode.

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 Před 3 lety +9

      He’s amazing at being annoying af 😂

    • @LesterMoore
      @LesterMoore Před 3 měsíci +1

      Well ... at least he didn't cry out, "Ih the humanity!"

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 Před 13 lety +98

    First time I saw this episode I completely lost my sh!t when the swan charges him! The build up is just so wonderfully hilarious. Only Larry...LOL!

  • @aaronhanson4306
    @aaronhanson4306 Před 11 lety +101

    funkhouser cracks me up everytime he opens his mouth

  • @myswagisserious
    @myswagisserious Před 4 lety +34

    Larry has the audacity to tell them to pick it up when he killed it...genius! Haha

  • @JerseyFTW54
    @JerseyFTW54 Před rokem +54

    The underrated funny part of the scene is that Andy is the only one legitimately concerned about the swans "attacking" and wants to investigate further lol

  • @IrnBruFiend
    @IrnBruFiend Před 14 lety +48

    "We're all in this together. No wives!" Haha!

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei Před 4 měsíci

      Said the one that cheats as the other two did not have any wives.

  • @binder673
    @binder673 Před 13 lety +35

    The music during the swan scene makes it so much funnier.

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 Před 14 lety +80

    The great thing about Curb Your Enthusiasm is they use a mostly classical score to denote mood mostly silliness, than contemporary music... much like old cartoons used to like Bugs Bunny or the like.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 Před rokem +4

      I’d say Larry is a big looney tunes fan

    • @lol_work
      @lol_work Před rokem +1

      A sign of high quality art, unironically. Love classical music

    • @bastobasto4866
      @bastobasto4866 Před 4 měsíci

      @@lol_work a sign of liking royalty free music

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei Před 4 měsíci

      Or in that case with the music, Sonic the Hedgehog.

  • @The_Cohen
    @The_Cohen Před 13 lety +413

    "The only time I tell my wife I am playing golf is when I am with another woman." If those aren't words to live by, nothing are.

    • @danieldunagan7110
      @danieldunagan7110 Před 3 lety +40

      Fun fact When you left this comment I was 6

    • @drewlawanas
      @drewlawanas Před 3 lety +12

      @@danieldunagan7110 lol damn, I love this comment. I was 20. Now I feel old as fuck ha

    • @ordinarypete
      @ordinarypete Před 3 lety +7

      @@danieldunagan7110 I was 30, now I’m 40 NOW Thats OLD

    • @QuarterCircleFun
      @QuarterCircleFun Před 3 lety +13

      Hi Jeremy, it's your wife... This is what you've been up to for 10 years. I'd like to file for a divorce.

    • @an_38kitkashyap
      @an_38kitkashyap Před 3 lety +2

      @@danieldunagan7110 I was 9, damn. 😥

  • @cerzule
    @cerzule Před 14 lety +40

    To JoeTube27: The music when the swan comes after Larry is Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King." The music at the end of the clip when they're sitting in the restaurant is Schubert's "Moment Musicale no. 3 in F minor."

    • @deborahminter6231
      @deborahminter6231 Před 3 lety +2

      "In the Hall of the Mountain King is one of my favorite songs!"

  • @Mcintyrekernan
    @Mcintyrekernan Před 12 lety +21

    i love the music.. its so perfect

  • @lymb3914
    @lymb3914 Před rokem +5

    My dad, brother, and I all watched this episode together for the first time a little while after it aired, and we exploded into laughter the minute those feathers flew

  • @gonameaspoon
    @gonameaspoon Před 11 lety +20

    "that black swan was a menace, they should have put it away years ago!"

    • @generalhorse493
      @generalhorse493 Před měsícem

      wait until they find out the reason most swans attack people is because they just wanna protect their baby cygnets from people who get too close.

  • @patrickmcguire8218
    @patrickmcguire8218 Před 3 lety +7

    My favorite episode of all time. Just comedic perfection.

  • @ienjoyapples
    @ienjoyapples Před 11 lety +6

    "oh this is horrible"... that guy is the best

  • @AGPfan
    @AGPfan Před 2 lety +7

    I lost my shit when the swan came charging at Larry! 😂😂😂😂

  • @mcuiabano
    @mcuiabano Před 14 lety +30

    This episode is fantastic, I love the part when he gives a big tip to the waiter, US$ 500, hilarious.

  • @GenghisCohen257
    @GenghisCohen257 Před 2 lety +3

    What sticks out to me the most? How SMOOTH Larry's swing is looking!

  • @nahz0665
    @nahz0665 Před 3 lety +26

    I remember laughing so hard when Larry's cousin says "Oh this is horrible!"

  • @mapleavenue77
    @mapleavenue77 Před 14 lety +58

    Jeff's "golf-woman" line is morally repugnant but totally hilarious. I love Curb.

    • @zhuyu9268
      @zhuyu9268 Před rokem +6

      Possibly my favorite line on the whole show. The first time I saw this episode my then girlfriend walked in just as he said that and I was laughing so hard. She had a look of total disgust

  • @alext4877
    @alext4877 Před 11 lety +7

    1st is in the hall of mountain king, an excerpt form grieg's peer gynt op.46
    2nd is schubert's moment musical no.3, an orchestrated transcription

  • @tobmello1
    @tobmello1 Před 2 lety +6

    "The only time I tell her I'm playing golf is when I'm with another woman!" LMAO!!!!

  • @ozza33
    @ozza33 Před 14 lety +7

    Andy is such a brilliant character.

  • @jayciejaybee7872
    @jayciejaybee7872 Před 2 lety +24

    Having had a very similar situation myself only w/ geese, I cant stress enough that this scene is not exaggerated in the least. During a high school golf practice, two of my teammates and myself had to walk across a bridge w/ geese. One goose got particularly agitated and started running towards us from the opposite end of the bridge and when it got close flew up in the air a bit and Ill never forget when he opened is bill and started hissing with a big tongue! I was terrified. I was in the middle of my teammates walking single file on this narrow but long bridge. One of them took a club and swung at the goose, missed, and somehow hit me instead, knocking me down and my clubs nearly falling out of my bag into the running creek waters. Luckily she only hit my bag which was on my back. We were screaming and managed to escape the goose somehow after that. We ended up having to walk on the cart path completely out of the way of where we needed to go, but there was no chance in hell we were going to go anywhere near those geese again. I kid you not, geese /swans are TERRIFYING! Larry was acting in self defense! This scene was very realistic

  • @retsukage
    @retsukage Před 7 měsíci +2

    this episode fucking rules

  • @radtech21
    @radtech21 Před 11 lety +12

    1:18 - "Hey! No wives, NOBODY!"
    It becomes like a mafia hit, LMFAO.

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 Před rokem +4

    Now all we need is Larry at a golf course in Florida trying to get his ball back from an Alligator

  • @chrisbushman718
    @chrisbushman718 Před 14 lety +4

    this has gotta be one of the funnist thing i have ever seen on tv. no joke!

  • @eastonjenkins6555
    @eastonjenkins6555 Před 2 lety +2

    "No you pick it up you killed it!"

  • @9903kateyes
    @9903kateyes Před 12 lety +11

    the music is classic..

  • @Marketh00
    @Marketh00 Před 13 lety +4

    I've not seen Black Swan, but I imagine this one scene was more enjoyable than that entire movie.

  • @utterbeastage
    @utterbeastage Před 14 lety +3

    watched this last night on More4 , one of my favourites so far , absolutelt brilliant

  • @inquizition9672
    @inquizition9672 Před 2 měsíci

    I don't know what's more heinous. Larry murdering a harmless swan or Andy wearing socks with sandals

  • @babybluesky9238
    @babybluesky9238 Před 3 měsíci

    I absolutely love how intelligent Larry's comedy is. Black swan event is an unexpected yet explicable event - killing a black swan is in itself, a black swan event!

  • @AliceinNirvanagarden
    @AliceinNirvanagarden Před 13 lety +3

    Man I fucking hate swans. They WILL attack you for no damn reason.

  • @dt9650
    @dt9650 Před 13 lety +6

    "this is a- the love of his life" lmao

  • @theflanman420420
    @theflanman420420 Před 14 lety +2

    I think this is one of the best scenes in curb history

  • @irman925
    @irman925 Před 12 lety +12

    I Laughed out loud so hard at 0:43

  • @capeheartriz
    @capeheartriz Před 3 lety +2

    hahaha, years later, still laughing. these are classics

  • @billweisman7146
    @billweisman7146 Před rokem +1

    I watched this clip like 20 times, fkn love Curb. We have to call Animal services.🤣🤣

  • @Jonger81
    @Jonger81 Před 11 lety +6

    Haha. One of the funniest curb moments.

  • @Revys_Husband343
    @Revys_Husband343 Před měsícem

    0:59 "It was at this moment, Larry knew...he f***ed up"

  • @enchanted37williams
    @enchanted37williams Před 13 lety +2

    By far the best episode: who agrees

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe Před 3 měsíci +1

    Final score -- Larry 1: Swan 0.

  • @c.hundley9714
    @c.hundley9714 Před rokem +2

    Funniest shit ever taped

  • @xcorehendis11
    @xcorehendis11 Před rokem

    The music makes it soooo great. My favorite scene by far.

  • @ZacO8965
    @ZacO8965 Před 14 lety +2

    This episode was fuckin great, one of my favorite ones

  • @sparklepup
    @sparklepup Před 14 lety +39

    "enjoy the swans" hahahaha definitely my favorite episode.
    what is this song called????

    • @johnshepard7133
      @johnshepard7133 Před 4 lety +8

      sparklepup In The Hall of the Mountain King

    • @danieleskridge3180
      @danieleskridge3180 Před 4 lety +1

      John Shepard by Edvard Grieg

    • @danmaftei7633
      @danmaftei7633 Před 3 lety +1

      The song at the end is an orchestral version of Schubert's Moment Musicaux in F minor.

  • @comprehensiveboy
    @comprehensiveboy Před 12 lety +1

    The best bit is missing, his cousin says, 'Oh why did I order turkey'.

  • @christopherbako
    @christopherbako Před 4 lety +1

    Kyoko...RIP

  • @BookshelfQBattler
    @BookshelfQBattler Před měsícem

    I doubt a swan would do that in real life but in the context of the show, with a very rare one in a million rabid killer swan coming at Larry, and it would be just Larry's luck, he had no choice but to defend himself.

  • @comprehensiveboy
    @comprehensiveboy Před 12 lety +1

    Thelook on Jeff's face whent he other guy says he tells his wife everything. The very idea!

  • @louislokuta9617
    @louislokuta9617 Před 2 lety

    One of the top 3 episodes of this show.

  • @belbird69
    @belbird69 Před 12 lety +3

    How did they do this, that dead swan looks real.

  • @underdogg87
    @underdogg87 Před 13 lety +3

    @th1sisnotr its the fukin music man, its so perfect, slays me every time!!

  • @thesirms
    @thesirms Před 2 lety

    Richard has had this character down for years.

  • @redrum237murder
    @redrum237murder Před 14 lety

    roffel. that is awesome, new season is great so far!

  • @DirtyFrigginHarry
    @DirtyFrigginHarry Před 12 lety

    I love richard's mannerisms.

  • @gutsfinky
    @gutsfinky Před 5 dny

    Swans are pretty, sure. But they are mean SOBs. My sister got chased by one once. It chased her all the way from this pond to the door of our friend's house, and then when she shut the door it banged its beak on the glass for like 5 minutes. She was 7. She was terrified!

  • @F82M4yvr
    @F82M4yvr Před 13 lety

    this is the best episode ever lol

  • @michaelmathias3277
    @michaelmathias3277 Před 3 měsíci

    Nobody's calling anybody!

  • @88pie88
    @88pie88 Před 13 lety +4

    amething i felt when i killed my nabors ferret when i thought i was a rat

  • @gavintheshiba8304
    @gavintheshiba8304 Před 5 měsíci

    In all fairness, the swan did attack Larry unprovoked.

  • @globetrotter373
    @globetrotter373 Před 2 lety

    All of them started noticing black swan everywhere after killing it. lol

  • @gregkrazanski
    @gregkrazanski Před 11 lety

    you must have a great imagination then, they're both great.

  • @mikehoncho5517
    @mikehoncho5517 Před rokem

    i remember watching that episode i lost my shit, laughed so hard dang guy is a genius!

  • @Doriesep6622
    @Doriesep6622 Před 6 měsíci

    In Larry's defense swans are mean. Like pitt bulldogs with feathers

  • @hwahid8
    @hwahid8 Před 14 lety +2

    Haha only Larry can get himself in this kind of trouble.

  • @dkay636
    @dkay636 Před 3 lety +3

    The only time I tell my wife I'm playing golf is when I'm with another woman

  • @LogomonstaDesign
    @LogomonstaDesign Před 13 lety +1

    Fuck that was one of the funniest thing i have ever seen!!! lol

  • @comprehensiveboy
    @comprehensiveboy Před 13 lety

    It's that fateful moment when he realises that yea that black feathery bastard is actually charging and he has to defend himself. It's primeval.

  • @zeboop
    @zeboop Před 14 lety

    amazing!

  • @KleWdSide
    @KleWdSide Před 13 lety +2

    Whoever doesn't laugh at this has no sense of humor.

  • @Perrygallo
    @Perrygallo Před 13 lety +1

    fucking hilarious - he's golden

  • @oldsoul4699
    @oldsoul4699 Před 3 lety

    we call that a birdie

  • @lastlane
    @lastlane Před 12 lety +3

    HAHA.... "The only time I tell her I'm playing golf is when I'm with another woman."

  • @cqmemo67
    @cqmemo67 Před 12 lety +1

    HEY HEY HEY HEY KABOMMM

  • @HBCult
    @HBCult Před 11 lety

    Swinging like Jeter.

  • @ThomasFoolery8
    @ThomasFoolery8 Před 13 lety

    to all my options traders that are long teenies and slaying black swans

  • @F82M4yvr
    @F82M4yvr Před 14 lety +2

    hahahaha i laughed so fucking hard when i saw this the first time

  • @Cats2Fat
    @Cats2Fat Před 8 lety

    what's the music at the end? Is it from "Swan Lake"?

  • @nowookiee
    @nowookiee Před 14 lety

    I pissed myself with this part lolol

  • @paulroberts1656
    @paulroberts1656 Před rokem

    Larry has never played street fighter

  • @OwlMoonlight2
    @OwlMoonlight2 Před 14 lety +1

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL sooo freakin funny!!!

  • @deborahminter6231
    @deborahminter6231 Před 3 lety

    Hysterical😁

  • @stevebullock6084
    @stevebullock6084 Před 4 lety

    I thought i saw every Curb..but of course i missed this one of Larry murdering a Swain..

  • @SeanIacono
    @SeanIacono Před 14 lety

    He leaped at me!

  • @globodog
    @globodog Před 14 lety +1

    @pablodagreat the first episode i watched was the reunion episode about two weeks ago. its good but not nearly as funny and ridiculous as the other episodes. this was the second CYE i watched and i was hooked!

  • @chrisbushman718
    @chrisbushman718 Před 14 lety

    @cerzule how do you know that??? im both suprised and impressed. the first one is well known, but that second one...

  • @cerzule
    @cerzule Před 14 lety

    @zachbernst - sorry, I don't know. I'm only familiar with the original solo piano piece, too.

  • @sillycatadventures7902

    GOOD! GOOD!

  • @sethvicious
    @sethvicious Před 13 lety

    oh this is harrable!!!!!!, its harrable!!!!

  • @lolcopter1911
    @lolcopter1911 Před 13 lety

    @TheLostie104 Thanks :D

  • @9903kateyes
    @9903kateyes Před 12 lety

    Beware the killer swan...

  • @soxpats8
    @soxpats8 Před 13 lety

    he leaped at me

  • @9903kateyes
    @9903kateyes Před 12 lety

    beware the killer swan!

  • @comprehensiveboy
    @comprehensiveboy Před 13 lety

    Nobody's calling anybody.

  • @bluesky6985
    @bluesky6985 Před 2 lety

    Hole in one

  • @slowmo9642
    @slowmo9642 Před rokem

    WHAT A SHOT!!!!