70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

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  • Watch the opening monologue for the 2018 Primetime Emmys, hosted by Michael Che and Colin Jost!
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  • @Spunky786
    @Spunky786 Před 4 lety +5034

    It feels like they were forced to hold back a lot on that monologue, I've seen them go way darker plenty of times on SNL.

    • @workingonmyself
      @workingonmyself Před 3 lety +32

      Yup

    • @gershonrozenberg5321
      @gershonrozenberg5321 Před 3 lety +19

      @@workingonmyself Why is there only one reply on a 1.4K liked comment.

    • @lancinekeita4823
      @lancinekeita4823 Před 3 lety +16

      @@gershonrozenberg5321 this is a valid question I'm sure we'll never get the answer to

    • @annapaytonparker9218
      @annapaytonparker9218 Před 3 lety +10

      It’s because snl is basically known for crude comedy anyone that tunes in is almost “looking” for it and this is an awards show that is relatively(!) clean and formal

    • @Spunky786
      @Spunky786 Před 3 lety

      @@VideoNozoki Why would do that, I'm not a CZcamsr and I don't get anything from it. If you hadn't replied then I wouldn't have even known about it lol.

  • @jenniemeal
    @jenniemeal Před 3 lety +1675

    this audience was DRY

    • @clintw4224
      @clintw4224 Před 3 lety +37

      They always are during award shows

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 Před 3 lety +29

      Yes, dry as toast, dry as white toast.

    • @inroom108
      @inroom108 Před 3 lety +6

      I was cracking up, like come on audience!

    • @em.5941
      @em.5941 Před 2 lety +3

      They’re white they were probably trying to not act uncomfortable

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 Před 2 lety +1

      The jokes were

  • @eleftheriak.8889
    @eleftheriak.8889 Před 3 lety +2176

    "Blackish is also how I've been asked to behave tonight " 😂🤣 I died

    • @cherryred2247
      @cherryred2247 Před 3 lety +20

      Can't stop laughing when he said that 😂

    • @needlesinmyeyes7272
      @needlesinmyeyes7272 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah he meant behave like a troubled youth in section 8 with no dad

    • @JTG313
      @JTG313 Před 2 lety +1

      @@needlesinmyeyes7272 I see you have zero black friends

    • @LeslieJayBoschPhoto
      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto Před rokem

      then who typed this ?

  • @eden3116
    @eden3116 Před 5 lety +4136

    Stephen Colbert used emmys as a platform to talk politics and everyone loves it, but Michael and Colin uses it to talk racism and suddenly everyone just wants the show to be about tv? Ok.

    • @ttamcc.4674
      @ttamcc.4674 Před 4 lety +6

      Ulana well when you see stupid crap being said about Jesus in a disrespectful way even I will turn against it

    • @kevinwolf2725
      @kevinwolf2725 Před 4 lety +74

      @@ttamcc.4674 no way Jesus didn't fuck that prostitute he was always chillin' with

    • @miguelluna8829
      @miguelluna8829 Před 4 lety +2

      Both suck balls

    • @JC-ch8lc
      @JC-ch8lc Před 3 lety +78

      TTAMC C. You think they were disrespecting Jesus in that joke? Are you stupid?

    • @sovietmuffin501
      @sovietmuffin501 Před 3 lety +1

      TTAMC C. Ah yes, even you says the man with an American flag as they’re banner. It’s not even you, it’s just people like you

  • @josephdoherty5403
    @josephdoherty5403 Před 3 lety +3423

    In all seriousness, was this "controversial"? I thought Che and Jost killed it. It was essentially a Weekend Update set.

    • @AmericanPharaoh10
      @AmericanPharaoh10 Před 3 lety +299

      It was tamer than a Weekend Update set. If it was weekend update they would've been calling people out by name

    • @robertmoffit4898
      @robertmoffit4898 Před 3 lety +9

      Exactly

    • @healsyeah
      @healsyeah Před 3 lety +54

      this was controversial? was it a slow news week?

    • @laurahall5218
      @laurahall5218 Před 3 lety +17

      Weekend update with cuter outfits.

    • @rattrap316
      @rattrap316 Před 2 lety +27

      This was controversial? Wow...
      The punchlines were more like a flick of the fingers....
      I bet both of them were thinking we could do better...

  • @jasonolson8543
    @jasonolson8543 Před 5 lety +808

    I thought I was watching a Saturday Night skit making fun of the Emmys. Turns out it was the Actual Emmys.

    • @extraelephant3129
      @extraelephant3129 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol

    • @clifftonanderson4984
      @clifftonanderson4984 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @LordIstar
      @LordIstar Před 2 lety

      It’s good to put down the crack pipe every once in a while. Let the few neurons you have left a chance to rest a little.

    • @oobrocks
      @oobrocks Před 2 lety

      U prove "dying is easy but comedy is hard"

    • @jasonolson8543
      @jasonolson8543 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LordIstar Sounds like you speaking from experience. I'll take your word for it. Good luck with your addiction.

  • @audreyhiller9445
    @audreyhiller9445 Před 4 lety +1374

    LOOK AT HOW TINY COLIN LOOKS The size difference isnt as apparent when they're behind the desk

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 Před 3 lety +38

      He's not that much shorter than Michael?? 1-2 inches maybe??

    • @audreyhiller9445
      @audreyhiller9445 Před 3 lety +28

      @@chelseab115 yeah but they look the same height/build on snl

    • @Alphabunsquad
      @Alphabunsquad Před 3 lety +8

      Audrey Hiller and Collin just looks larger in general. He looks like a skinny guy here

    • @laestrella9727
      @laestrella9727 Před rokem

      2 inches?? Think they're both tall.

  • @tenzero5274
    @tenzero5274 Před 4 lety +768

    it literally wasn’t that bad people are too salty

    • @gillbray2889
      @gillbray2889 Před 3 lety +48

      "wasn't that bad?!" it was amazing.

    • @rattrap316
      @rattrap316 Před 2 lety +3

      I would say it is bad. Badly written.
      The gentlemen have told better jokes than these.
      I like the Filipino nurse one... But the others could probably been better....

  • @marielleaballe9228
    @marielleaballe9228 Před 5 lety +1480

    That Filipino nurse joke was so accurate😂

    • @kpencil859
      @kpencil859 Před 3 lety +24

      Makes you wonder right?
      Im looking at you Gray's Anatomy!

    • @domingoangelolopez1166
      @domingoangelolopez1166 Před 3 lety +3

      and this was before the Wuhan Virus!

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 Před 2 lety +23

      @@domingoangelolopez1166 -- No such thing. I'm guessing you mean COVID-19.

    • @BoobooOreo
      @BoobooOreo Před 2 lety

      😂 couldn't agree more!!

    • @BoobooOreo
      @BoobooOreo Před 2 lety

      @No middle Ground 🙃 To Marielle's comment

  • @abrahamrivera6298
    @abrahamrivera6298 Před 5 lety +495

    At least they’re self aware that nobody watches the Emmy’s or really any other award shows anymore

  • @edunbothered3328
    @edunbothered3328 Před 3 lety +377

    y'all are so soft this monologue was really damn good

  • @wenozurc2433
    @wenozurc2433 Před 4 lety +503

    6:15 Salute to Filipino nurse frontliners

    • @gwapakaayobabe
      @gwapakaayobabe Před 4 lety +5

      I agree! Salute as they are all over the world - the latest to thank them is Iceland.

    • @dreamingofclare
      @dreamingofclare Před 3 lety

      Could you explain what that meant?

    • @vovozacodmobile3659
      @vovozacodmobile3659 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dreamingofclare a significant No. Of nurses in the US main Cities and in UK are from The Philippines or Philippine Descend.....

    • @noahacha459
      @noahacha459 Před 3 lety +1

      Michael Che is spot on with the Filipino Nurse hehe

    • @domingoangelolopez1166
      @domingoangelolopez1166 Před 3 lety +6

      @@dreamingofclare I'm an ER fan, and in all their seasons, NOT once did they have a Filipino nurse in the cast, not even an extra! The show is based in Chicago where Filipino nurses abound. Minus points for authenticity

  • @RapidObsessor
    @RapidObsessor Před 5 lety +2196

    shout out to all the white people in the comments that are suddenly realizing what jokes at your expense feel like and thinking that's the peak impact of racism.

  • @avneet9614
    @avneet9614 Před 3 lety +831

    Why are there so many dislikes. I thought they were absolutely hilarious.

    • @Emy53
      @Emy53 Před 3 lety +33

      You have to be an SNL fan to understand their jokes.

    • @howdier0362
      @howdier0362 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Emy53 huh? at what point do they reference SNL?

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 Před 3 lety +27

      @@Emy53 what does that mean? A joke is a joke.

    • @freedom584
      @freedom584 Před 3 lety +1

      I love the duo! It's what you call smart comedy.

    • @Jayzone702
      @Jayzone702 Před 3 lety +10

      People will get offended by literally anything

  • @mayanotmya_5818
    @mayanotmya_5818 Před 5 lety +434

    “It’s Roots for white women” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Extreemebean
    @Extreemebean Před 4 lety +215

    They both look like right before they went on someone said “hey don’t think about your hands”

    • @kiritokun2365
      @kiritokun2365 Před 2 lety +2

      oh yeah I noticed that too, maybe it's because they're used to doing the weekend update while sitting at a desk?

  • @birdiespeaks8538
    @birdiespeaks8538 Před 4 lety +449

    You can hear Anthony Anderson’s laugh during “its what black people call history” 😂 I thought this monologue was great 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @charlesnorman1671
    @charlesnorman1671 Před 2 lety +288

    I think they did an excellent job and I hope they do more award shows

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov Před 2 lety +4

      Totally. They write and tell jokes for a living. Let the skill set match the task.

  • @jakeMontejo3272
    @jakeMontejo3272 Před 4 lety +201

    The Filipino nurse joke was hysterical. And soo true. Wtf Hollywood!

  • @under3089
    @under3089 Před 3 lety +238

    Why so many dislikes it wasn’t even unfunny?? Oh wait... I forgot racist white people existed for a second my bad

    • @tejasvatisingh4603
      @tejasvatisingh4603 Před 3 lety +2

      Wish I could like this comment more than once. I really enjoyed their opening monologue!!

  • @clixbrigidxterx
    @clixbrigidxterx Před 5 lety +211

    Hooray to all hardworking Filipino nurses by the way.

  • @domingoangelolopez1166
    @domingoangelolopez1166 Před 3 lety +117

    At 6:18, they finally said what I've complained about E.R. decades ago - NO FILIPINO NURSES IN THAT SHOW, EVER! And I was a huge E.R. fan from the start, and I waited for that shot of authenticity. Now I'm a bigger fan oh Colin and Michael. You guys are awesome.

    • @edrianbobbycalabio1
      @edrianbobbycalabio1 Před 6 měsíci

      Right! That is a slap to the producers. They’re so oblivious to realize that US healthcare heavily relies on Filipinx nurses.

  • @robertfarr9186
    @robertfarr9186 Před 3 lety +50

    Black guy walking in then right out of cheers would have been an interesting running gag on the show

  • @slimandces3083
    @slimandces3083 Před 5 lety +261

    It was hilarious. I'm a weekend update fan.

  • @christianhuezo
    @christianhuezo Před 5 lety +1413

    Lmao I didn’t even know the Emmys happened. Hollywood is so irrelevant

    • @blt4life112
      @blt4life112 Před 5 lety +49

      Hollywood is so irrelevant that everyone can't stop talking about them today. 🍿

    • @EatThaCookies
      @EatThaCookies Před 5 lety

      Ikr

    • @EatThaCookies
      @EatThaCookies Před 5 lety +22

      @@blt4life112 who's talking about hollywood?

    • @LaFabrizia1983
      @LaFabrizia1983 Před 5 lety +19

      This is why you are here and this video is #4 trending

    • @Sonofdathomir1948
      @Sonofdathomir1948 Před 5 lety +36

      Bri Brizia CZcams hand picks the trending videos😂😂😂😂you actually think people wanted to see this haha

  • @nikkos34
    @nikkos34 Před 5 lety +875

    Ok so they did a weekend update on a monday night....

    • @INB4Gaming
      @INB4Gaming Před 5 lety +22

      I mean, yea... They're Jost and Che. What did you expect? That's their whole gimmick rn. Of course, they're gonna do their stand-up like from the show. They're on NBC. Surprise, Surprise. :/

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Před 5 lety +16

      Except weekend update usually has a few laughs.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Před 5 lety +1

      nikkos34 But that was hardly like Weekend Update at all.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Před 5 lety +2

      OMGWTFLOL I
      They seemed pretty nervous. This was a big deal for them.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Před 5 lety +6

      Which is exactly what I wanted to see. Can't get enough of those two.

  • @MarieDipiero
    @MarieDipiero Před 2 lety +96

    Chrissy Teigen desperately trying not to create another meme. Also this monologue was so funny. Should have received way more laughs. 😂😂😂

  • @PabloEskobar_Official
    @PabloEskobar_Official Před 3 lety +97

    Truly the golden boys of comedy

  • @MagicalBacon
    @MagicalBacon Před 5 lety +369

    Wait, what part was I supposed to laugh at?

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 Před 5 lety +1

      It was awful

    • @zare7030
      @zare7030 Před 5 lety +1

      here's a message to you Nin
      czcams.com/video/ByC8sRdL-Ro/video.html

    • @dreepy6906
      @dreepy6906 Před 5 lety

      +Entrusting I'vе spent *4 days, 4 hOurs 𝛂nd 37 m𝔦nutes* On CZcams s𝒊nc𝗲 24.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: cawf.viewr.stream

    • @rachelflora1277
      @rachelflora1277 Před 5 lety

      I feel like you're holding back.

    • @trstnbtch
      @trstnbtch Před 5 lety

      Haha your question to this is much funnier 😃

  • @defiantj975
    @defiantj975 Před 5 lety +728

    The emmys were this week? Oh well, who cares.

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x Před 5 lety +13

      You mean you don’t care to watch a bunch of extremely wealthy celebrities patting themselves on the back while grandstanding? Whodathunkit.

    • @janksamillion
      @janksamillion Před 5 lety +3

      Rick and Morty is the only newsworthy part of this year imo

    • @whatson389
      @whatson389 Před 5 lety

      Yeah, it was extremely boring.

    • @AnotherInternetBlip
      @AnotherInternetBlip Před 3 lety +1

      Enough to comment on it, apparently.

  • @user-ce5cd1kw1y
    @user-ce5cd1kw1y Před 3 lety +65

    when it cut from Che and Jost to Aidy Bryant it rly warmed my heart idk why

  • @claire-st1yt
    @claire-st1yt Před 3 lety +45

    this is so weird seeing them stand awkwardly with their hands ahahah i love them

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy Před 5 lety +418

    This does not deserve to be on trending.

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 Před 5 lety +7

      Then stop comment you idiot! Hahaha

    • @motorhead4870
      @motorhead4870 Před 5 lety +10

      Trending isn’t really trending, it’s just a handpicked list of libtard crap 💩

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 Před 5 lety +1

      Motörhead until it’s Cuntservicrap then it’s all of a sudden it’s “CZcams is finally trending what I like so I agree they’re credible again” get the fuck outta here!

    • @Venombot21
      @Venombot21 Před 5 lety +6

      youtube never puts conservative stuff on trending, and even if they did i still wouldn't give a shit, youtube is still run by liberals that oppose freedom of speech

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 Před 5 lety

      Venombot The Amazing Degenerate Haha that’s not what y’all were saying when Fox News and Alex Jones were trending a few weeks back! And you can stop stereotyping people with “liberal” because it’s not an insult to like freedom. This is America not Iran. I bet that’s what you do with certain people and their race, make blanket statements and stereotypes about them but please! Keep telling us how y’all ain’t racist lol

  • @Xtheearthchildx
    @Xtheearthchildx Před 5 lety +778

    Diversity/trump. Literally that’s all Hollywood seems to find funny anymore

  • @marcellag.1981
    @marcellag.1981 Před 3 lety +50

    the Atlanta jokes were PERFECT and Brian Tyree Henry reactions were amazing

  • @alsmyth5251
    @alsmyth5251 Před 5 lety +140

    Lol Chrissy Teigen ducking in her seat at 5:00 😂😂

  • @miscellaneousstuff8362
    @miscellaneousstuff8362 Před 5 lety +272

    monologue a long speech by one actor in a play or film, a conversation between two or more people is dialogue

    • @Phantom-ts7pr
      @Phantom-ts7pr Před 5 lety +2

      Miscellaneous Stuff monologues is speech perf. by one person

    • @chernobyldocumentaries5257
      @chernobyldocumentaries5257 Před 5 lety +2

      Ruben Garcia it was ok’ no different from other Emmies

    • @monkeypimp614
      @monkeypimp614 Před 5 lety +2

      I see you everywhere.

    • @dreaded_joe8263
      @dreaded_joe8263 Před 5 lety

      But you see if they had only a white person up there giving the monologue, they would be called racist. So they had to balance it out

  • @corywesley2670
    @corywesley2670 Před 5 lety +255

    Why did the Emmys stop hiring comedians to do the monologues. Hopefully next year.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 Před 5 lety +1

      Agreed

    • @faded2145
      @faded2145 Před 5 lety +4

      Cory Wesley these guys work for snl so I guess they consider them “comedians”. I agree though, they should get real comedians on instead of this garbage

    • @jamerhead5658
      @jamerhead5658 Před 5 lety

      +Cory Wesley I'v𝗲 spent *7 days, 15 hours and 38 m𝒊nutеs* 𝞸n YᴏuTub𝐞 s𝒊nce 17.6.2018! Ch𝐞ck your st𝖺ts: qvym.viewr.stream

    • @dereklogan100
      @dereklogan100 Před 5 lety

      I think these guys are supposed to be comedians.

    • @ariel8535
      @ariel8535 Před 5 lety

      +Cory Wesley I'vе spеnt *4 d𝛂ys, 8 hOurs 𝛂nd 54 m𝔦nut𝗲s* on Y0uTub𝗲 s𝗶nc𝗲 15.5.2018! Ch𝗲ck yOur stаts: olpwmqt.viewr.stream

  • @berrydoodles
    @berrydoodles Před 3 lety +32

    I love how they showed Milo from this is us and then Alexis from handmaids tale. (Rory + Jess = forever ❤️)

  • @sumared
    @sumared Před 4 lety +149

    Colin and Michael are comedy geniuses 😂👏🏽

  • @bangwi
    @bangwi Před 5 lety +15

    its true about the lack of filipinos in medical dramas. In major cities 50% of employees at a hospital are filipinos but shows rarely have a character. I looked up a cast of a medical show when it first aired and there was one filipina actor. When I check who she was playing it was a Korean doctor.

  • @MessiahGray
    @MessiahGray Před 5 lety +315

    I'm not even White and I know this isn't right

    • @gc4104
      @gc4104 Před 5 lety +3

      Messiah Gray exactly

    • @loharconfehva1757
      @loharconfehva1757 Před 5 lety +9

      Thanks man need more like u

    • @y2m226
      @y2m226 Před 5 lety +1

      Yep. I knew this was coming. The typical "why isn't show like The Jeffersons or Good Times or Family Matters?"

    • @koilzimbabwe
      @koilzimbabwe Před 5 lety +4

      Anyone else noticing these autistic cunts saying how much time they’ve been on CZcams ?

    • @oscarcaballero1168
      @oscarcaballero1168 Před 5 lety

      +Messiah Gray I'vе spent *8 dаys, 13 hOurs аnd 48 m𝗶nut𝐞s* ᴏn YouTub𝗲 s𝔦nce 25.5.2018! Check yоur stats: erbvwnw.viewr.stream

  • @abdulbasit9435
    @abdulbasit9435 Před 4 lety +190

    I loved this monologue. Jost and Che are amazing

  • @nilogeronimo2338
    @nilogeronimo2338 Před 4 lety +52

    It comes as no surprise, The Philippines is the largest exporter of nurses in the world - out of the 11.8 million Overseas Filipino Workers (OFWs), more than 25% commit their lives to caring for others. Filipino nurses became popular because of the way they work.... They not only are good at work but also are passionate, charismatic and caring above all.

  • @jebby16
    @jebby16 Před 5 lety +289

    I missed the Emmy's last night...
    I'm totally ok with that. 😁

    • @arain764niara
      @arain764niara Před 5 lety

      Huh i thought it was last week

    • @jebby16
      @jebby16 Před 5 lety

      arain764niara You're probably right.🤔

  • @moonlapse_vertigo
    @moonlapse_vertigo Před 5 lety +39

    "Who haven't been caught yet"
    Your days are numbered, Hollywood.

  • @Desbienvenido
    @Desbienvenido Před 3 lety +48

    You know, this wasn’t bad at all. I did think it was bad when it first came out, but I think we all had high expectations for these two awesome comedians.

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 Před 5 lety +33

    The best joke was the one about them having hundreds of viewers at home.

  • @andrewl.9736
    @andrewl.9736 Před 5 lety +663

    Those diversity jokes were about as exciting as my mom's 2002 Honda Oddessey.

  • @maximumoccupancy
    @maximumoccupancy Před 5 lety +1113

    It's not that this was a bad monologue... It's just that they played it like it was weekend update on SNL rather than a more ceremonious occasion.

    • @octo.lina69
      @octo.lina69 Před 5 lety +5

      True

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy Před 5 lety +29

      John Laodicean
      No, the jokes were funny, but they certainly hit all of the wrong notes for this crowd and event.

    • @maximumoccupancy
      @maximumoccupancy Před 5 lety +14

      John Laodicean
      Would you tell the funniest joke you know at a funeral? Probably not. The joke is still funny, it just might not be the proper place for others to be hearing the joke.

    • @MyOldNameWasTaken
      @MyOldNameWasTaken Před 5 lety +10

      At this point I think snl is more prestigious than the fucking lame ass emmys

    • @drunkdrywaller5441
      @drunkdrywaller5441 Před 5 lety +15

      The Fidget Spinner Movie You're kidding, right? Americans are tired of hearing about politics. Especially when it's coming from Hollywood shills who are awarding other Hollywood shills.

  • @carlamaesalangsang7462
    @carlamaesalangsang7462 Před 5 lety +52

    15 seasons of ER without a Filipino 👩‍⚕️ nurse ...

  • @lindseysquire8417
    @lindseysquire8417 Před 3 lety +48

    I would die for those two. This was so good.

  • @Karapar
    @Karapar Před 5 lety +52

    RIP Hollywood. I've have, and will continue to enjoy your slow, painful downfall.

    • @jonnymmac
      @jonnymmac Před 5 lety

      Almost sad seeing these sycophants eat eachother.

  • @chedrickg
    @chedrickg Před 5 lety +285

    that was painful to watch.

    • @jmg9171
      @jmg9171 Před 5 lety +7

      Chedrick Griffin, The Jesus/white republican joke was just offensive and unnecessary

    • @barbarapaton4005
      @barbarapaton4005 Před 5 lety +1

      I agree!!!!

    • @CraftedKingdom
      @CraftedKingdom Před 5 lety +1

      REAL NEWS thank you. That joke wasn’t funny.

    • @leecrumpler77
      @leecrumpler77 Před 5 lety

      REAL NEWS are you a Christian republican?

  • @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309

    I don’t like how Che was extremely made to hold back… he’s mad funny as himself but they really changed how funny this could have been if he got to write his own monologue smh

  • @natanyageorge1461
    @natanyageorge1461 Před 3 lety +27

    Loved their monologue, was laughing throughout it.

  • @T2a585
    @T2a585 Před 5 lety +134

    who tf are these guys

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- Před 5 lety +4

      SNL hosts

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 Před 5 lety +13

      Unfunny men

    • @SugarBunsHuns
      @SugarBunsHuns Před 5 lety +2

      "Comedians"

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 Před 5 lety +4

      hollywood puppets

    • @ImprovSpeech
      @ImprovSpeech Před 5 lety

      +Tom l I'v𝗲 spent *3 d𝛂ys, 9 hоurs and 47 m1nut𝐞s* оn YOuTube s𝒊nc𝗲 28.6.2018! Ch𝗲ck your stаts: fkpo.viewr.stream

  • @rain8222
    @rain8222 Před 5 lety +72

    You guys are making me feel bad because I'm white

    • @sassygil6675
      @sassygil6675 Před 5 lety +31

      No need to feel bad. #WalkAway

    • @milofuentes1234
      @milofuentes1234 Před 5 lety +3

      They call Me RAIN white people are dope

    • @fetus_yoda
      @fetus_yoda Před 5 lety

      Poor baby

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 Před 5 lety +2

      You should only feel bad if you're a bad person. Feeling bad because of your skin colour is fucking pathetic.

    • @user-lr3ez1qm9z
      @user-lr3ez1qm9z Před 5 lety

      You should lol.

  • @David-bc4hh
    @David-bc4hh Před 5 lety +496

    CZcams trending should be called CZcams "selects"

    • @don3465
      @don3465 Před 5 lety

      No! It's the algorithm! Derp

    • @don3465
      @don3465 Před 5 lety

      @Ultimate musical what?

    • @kingyeayea397
      @kingyeayea397 Před 5 lety +3

      David Alcaraz OR "TYRAANT TUBES FORCED PROGRAMMING"

    • @RedTopProductions
      @RedTopProductions Před 5 lety +2

      CZcams 'Staff Picks' I call it... you know, like the Staff Picks section at the video rental stores? (Sorry young millennials, video rental stores are a fun lost vestige you'll probably never experience)

    • @acex222
      @acex222 Před 5 lety +2

      I mean, you clicked the video... There's a reason it's trending

  • @mayanotmya_5818
    @mayanotmya_5818 Před 5 lety +64

    I know y’all saw Chrissy at 4:59 😂

  • @streetwisehercules9956
    @streetwisehercules9956 Před 5 lety +319

    So Hollywood must now always bring up race and sex, then proceed to show a skit that's sexist & racist towards white men but loses its mind if a comedy skit mocks anyone else. Getting old, no wonder the ratings are genuinely tanking

    • @benblexbenblex
      @benblexbenblex Před 5 lety +2

      Boo hoo white person

    • @davidekakitie2646
      @davidekakitie2646 Před 5 lety +1

      they talked about the fact that white nationalist were the only one defending rosanne (fact) nothing rasict about that. they talked about the fact that trump cant admit that nazi's aren't bad, they talked about how white make superfluous police calls on black people, they talked about how the hollywood has so many sexual assualts cases, and how a black guy would not enjoy being in a all white bar. Nothing rasicts here. Street Wise Hercules, the reason race and politics is involved in everything is because trump made that the new thing. he so comedic about things that are serious, so people think it would be a good idea to use that for comedy. Lisa Weaver, funny that your obviously a trumper who tries to ignore that the far right is very rasict.

    • @kyrieirving2436
      @kyrieirving2436 Před 5 lety +12

      Lisa Weaver See we need more people like you in the world. I don’t get why black people can get away bashing whites, but if it’s the other way around it’d be over the news for over a week. These shitty so called “jokes” they said were unnecessary, as this is a award show where we all appreciate each other’s talents and skill.

    • @americanultranationalist8581
      @americanultranationalist8581 Před 5 lety +1

      benblexbenblex Boo hoo black people getting shot by cops

    • @74kross
      @74kross Před 5 lety +4

      david the victim mentality, dont blame your failed life on whitey soy boy.

  • @VotelessOrc497
    @VotelessOrc497 Před 5 lety +50

    Take a shot every time they say diversity or make a racist joke.

    • @maximalist5038
      @maximalist5038 Před 5 lety +4

      VotelessOrc497 have fun with alcohol poisoning

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- Před 5 lety

      VotelessOrc497 ah so jokes are finally racist when you’re offended, but with anyone else, if they’re offended, they’re snowflakes.

    • @corrupt_insomniac
      @corrupt_insomniac Před 5 lety

      I’d die from alcohol poisoning

    • @lucabrazi3067
      @lucabrazi3067 Před 5 lety

      VotelessOrc497 I am trashed.

    • @maximalist5038
      @maximalist5038 Před 5 lety

      VMohdude - nope. I try to not make biased uniformed and especially unfunny jokes at the expense of others

  • @catherinequihuiz9691
    @catherinequihuiz9691 Před rokem +9

    These two guys are so much fun together, I absolutely love them.

  • @kuyaw27
    @kuyaw27 Před 4 lety +59

    Very accurate about Filipino nurses 😂😆🤣

  • @happy_ch3mical835
    @happy_ch3mical835 Před 5 lety +357

    The only reason this is trending is because people want to see how bad it is

    • @BlackOpsPeppe
      @BlackOpsPeppe Před 5 lety +1

      +the so the video has many views and they can monetize on it.... fuckin idiots....

    • @wynnpalmer8585
      @wynnpalmer8585 Před 5 lety +2

      Only reason I watched it

    • @nw932
      @nw932 Před 5 lety +2

      NOTHING BURGER - Honestly we should be thanking the Emmy's for a red pill of this magnitude.

    • @kingyeayea397
      @kingyeayea397 Před 5 lety +1

      The Weird CZcamsr NAH ITS BECAUSE INCEST PEDOPHILE GLOBALIST BET LIBERAL SCUFFING AT THE MOUTH TYRAANT TUBE WANTS U TO WATCH IT AN BE PROGRAMMED BY THERE FUCKIN DISGUSTING BULLSHIT .

    • @kingyeayea397
      @kingyeayea397 Před 5 lety +2

      The Weird CZcamsr That's why.

  • @coolsdon
    @coolsdon Před 5 lety +40

    Time to end ALL award ceremonies..

  • @kanikagaral7637
    @kanikagaral7637 Před 3 lety +78

    They were funny and can do more damage they held back a lot anyone seen their weekend update segment on snl knows this.

  • @eleftheriak.8889
    @eleftheriak.8889 Před 3 lety +12

    Where is netflix getting all the money was a valid question.

  • @globalklaus
    @globalklaus Před 5 lety +56

    Wow. That was truly awkward.

    • @PresidentJamesDean
      @PresidentJamesDean Před 5 lety +1

      Like when your girlfriend asks "Daddy, can you pass the salt" and you and her Dad reach for it at the same time.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 Před 5 lety

      It sucked

    • @kyrieirving2436
      @kyrieirving2436 Před 5 lety +1

      Globalklaus It always is, people just trying to enjoy a award show and out of fucking nowhere politics and race comes out...

    • @robearberbils
      @robearberbils Před 3 lety

      @@kyrieirving2436 who the fuck actually enjoys an award show? The people in the audience basically have to be there because Hollywood. If you watch award shows on tv for enjoyment AND also don't like the comedy, I feel supremely sorry for you and your sense of entertainment.

  • @matthewshortle5274
    @matthewshortle5274 Před 5 lety +433

    That monologue is as funny as Amy Schumer's comedy.

    • @trueboss9265
      @trueboss9265 Před 5 lety +11

      Matthew Shortle , who's Amy schumer?

    • @dam4070
      @dam4070 Před 5 lety +36

      @@trueboss9265 You're better off not knowing.

    • @Kyotosomo
      @Kyotosomo Před 5 lety +18

      MAH VAGINER

    • @shamsunder9597
      @shamsunder9597 Před 5 lety +2

      Thanks fam. 😂didn't watch

    • @MrHammerman97
      @MrHammerman97 Před 5 lety +2

      Your comment was better that both of those.

  • @thekub32
    @thekub32 Před 4 lety +342

    11k likes, 11k dislikes. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @lorijohnson8425
    @lorijohnson8425 Před 3 lety +28

    That Atlanta joke had me rolling 😂😂

  • @nyhuynh2368
    @nyhuynh2368 Před 5 lety +18

    ....... how is it trending at #3??? It literally has less than a million views.

  • @thebatman4279
    @thebatman4279 Před 5 lety +122

    Remember those good old days when talent mattered more than skin colour and fulfilling race quotas?

    • @kyrieirving2436
      @kyrieirving2436 Před 5 lety +5

      Harvey Weinstein Ejaculated On Me Yep, now it’s all about race and politics...fucking sucks.

    • @DrWh1teCat
      @DrWh1teCat Před 5 lety +2

      Well, when Weinstein ejaculated on you, that was all the talent you needed, right?

    • @washington_pc3306
      @washington_pc3306 Před 5 lety

      Harvey Weinstein Ejaculated On Me ooof

    • @johnpangarakis396
      @johnpangarakis396 Před 5 lety +5

      No I don’t, when are we talking about again?

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 Před 5 lety +8

      It has never been that way, race had played an issue for centuries. Matters where your from, what race you are, how attractive someone is, where your dialect is from. It has NEVER been about just talent alone.

  • @melaton1n933
    @melaton1n933 Před 4 lety +116

    Michael and Colin are so talented it pains me to watch this...

  • @freedom584
    @freedom584 Před 3 lety +10

    I love the opening-- subtle, sophisticated, funny!

  • @stevenkhosh4301
    @stevenkhosh4301 Před 5 lety +61

    Bet. There were twice as many dislikes but youtube removed them all. Also, this is only trending because of how political it is

  • @jeffvonrotz1176
    @jeffvonrotz1176 Před 5 lety +114

    Notice everything is about race. When did we become so divided ? Was I asleep for a day ?

    • @lospollosfinger8079
      @lospollosfinger8079 Před 5 lety +3

      Jeff Vonrotz how is it divided just live y’all lives and laugh at the jokes y’all take everything so seriously bruh y’all not the ones in fucked up situations

    • @pariosd3
      @pariosd3 Před 5 lety +7

      When racial inequality is a living reality suffered by many on a daily basis then ya it becomes a part of jokes, of everything. They didn't invent race, they are poking fun at racism

    • @jdelgado837
      @jdelgado837 Před 5 lety

      Is not a state of the union. Its comedy. certainly not a drama

    • @pariosd3
      @pariosd3 Před 5 lety +1

      @@jdelgado837 comedians live in the real world too, not just politicians, all our kids are affected by racism, good on them for using whatever platform they have to speak to the larger public

    • @jdelgado837
      @jdelgado837 Před 5 lety

      @@pariosd3 dude what are you rambling about? Im replying to the melodramatic comment.

  • @trevordaniels3444
    @trevordaniels3444 Před 5 lety +93

    White people, it’s okay to feel bad about being white for a second. We need to be reminded of the reality every once in a while. Don’t run from it or defend, you just come across as ignorant and oversensitive. Love this duo!

    • @davidhutchinson7888
      @davidhutchinson7888 Před 3 lety +1

      Weak.

    • @ejslax
      @ejslax Před 2 lety +7

      @@davidhutchinson7888 Huh. That hit a nerve there, buddy?

    • @davidhutchinson7888
      @davidhutchinson7888 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ejslax do I seem really upset? I just said weak. Feeling bad about something that can't be changed about yourself is useless. I've never treated anyone bad based on race, therefore I don't feel bad about myself. Come back with something stronger buddy.

    • @Alex-yo1zg
      @Alex-yo1zg Před 2 lety +3

      Why would you feel bad about your race

    • @Courtesyflush52
      @Courtesyflush52 Před 2 lety +1

      What if I don't feel bad about being white?

  • @maithreyim3911
    @maithreyim3911 Před 4 lety +36

    Colin's looking really handsome

  • @snowleopard89
    @snowleopard89 Před 5 lety +64

    Too many jokes about race and prejudice. How about we celebrate art???

    • @jaggin7561
      @jaggin7561 Před 5 lety +7

      They have to make some first

    • @koilzimbabwe
      @koilzimbabwe Před 5 lety

      jaggin 75 😂🤣

    • @don3465
      @don3465 Před 5 lety

      All sorts of good pedophile material untouched.

  • @frankcastleisdead7473
    @frankcastleisdead7473 Před 5 lety +78

    *The Video should be titled: ‘Mass Circle Jerk.’*

    • @frankcastleisdead7473
      @frankcastleisdead7473 Před 5 lety +1

      Ultimate musical,
      The real question is, who’s gonna clean all that cum up?....

  • @philcollins4092
    @philcollins4092 Před 5 lety +21

    The like to dislike ratio is as divided as our country.
    Update: Nevermind

  • @Milk-hm3ug
    @Milk-hm3ug Před 5 lety +16

    I can't believe I didn't even know that they were doing the Emmys

  • @joshuacalebbevington
    @joshuacalebbevington Před 5 lety +311

    How the hell is this funny?

    • @willsmithsknee2245
      @willsmithsknee2245 Před 5 lety +8

      It's not.

    • @vanessahumphrey4022
      @vanessahumphrey4022 Před 5 lety +1

      Idk

    • @WAEVOICE
      @WAEVOICE Před 5 lety +2

      Incessant jabs towards issues that will be dated in the blink of an eye-- to these gits, that's comedy.

    • @joshuacalebbevington
      @joshuacalebbevington Před 5 lety +1

      Holy fuck almost 200 likes sorry it was thAt painful damn

    • @yes-qi8wd
      @yes-qi8wd Před 5 lety

      There were only like 3 or 4 good jokes and I like weekend update. I guess if you’re really into snl, you’d like it

  • @admorris11
    @admorris11 Před 5 lety +717

    Lowest ratings in Emmy history...lol. Hollywood becoming irrelevant. LOVE it!

    • @garyodriscoll7988
      @garyodriscoll7988 Před 5 lety +1

      Ricky killed it. Literally, irreplaceable.

    • @Rhovaniell
      @Rhovaniell Před 5 lety +1

      yeah the industry which the world envies and admires you for the most is becoming "irrelevant" ... yay?^^

    • @isaacnewton6930
      @isaacnewton6930 Před 5 lety +25

      because people are watching it on CZcams/internet not because its lame. Republicans are so stupid and ignorant, I blame their parents.

    • @lopezfan24
      @lopezfan24 Před 5 lety +8

      admorris11 yet movies still earn over billions and billions of dollars at the box office. Doesn’t sound irrelevant to me.

    • @Santos-ek8md
      @Santos-ek8md Před 5 lety +4

      Fuck that squinty-eyed prick Jimmy kimmel!

  • @BeazleyStudios
    @BeazleyStudios Před 2 lety +9

    These guys are great together. I love how Colin cracks up at every one of Che's black jokes.

  • @RobeDuarte
    @RobeDuarte Před 3 lety +20

    Why was Chrissy Teigan ducking in her seat like that? 😂

  • @LongRon6969
    @LongRon6969 Před 5 lety +907

    I tried to laugh but I threw up instead

    • @earumamaadu
      @earumamaadu Před 5 lety +1

      Don't be a snowflake, It's OK to vomit

    • @oscarcaballero1168
      @oscarcaballero1168 Před 5 lety

      +Freedom Child I'v𝐞 spеnt *7 d𝖺ys, 17 hours and 13 m𝒊nutes* on YouTub𝐞 s𝔦nc𝗲 12.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: fiknhg.viewr.stream

    • @shrelndi6924
      @shrelndi6924 Před 5 lety

      💯💯💯 *WAN1T ME? LO5OK, I MASTB*ATE NAK4ED,снеск6 снann9el* ⚡️⚡️

    • @Mx.Pickle
      @Mx.Pickle Před 5 lety +6

      What even is this comment section?

    • @LongRon6969
      @LongRon6969 Před 5 lety +1

      Cynthia Green I know right😂 where are these even coming from?

  • @someonenew3547
    @someonenew3547 Před 5 lety +105

    #Walkaway

  • @wadha2314
    @wadha2314 Před 3 lety +17

    15 miles outside of Atlanta got me 😂

  • @mar2873
    @mar2873 Před 3 lety +11

    I just realized a Gilmore Girls reference would have been so easy there

  • @___Truth___
    @___Truth___ Před 5 lety +397

    I'm Ethiopian, and a first generation American Citizen, and let me just say: ITS OKAY TO BE WHITE #walkaway
    EDIT: We are all INDIVIDUAL Human beings and our Life Experiences are OUR OWN, Judge BASED ON CHARACTER, *_NOT_* what Race or Ethnicity, Nationality, or Group we belong to, The Only TRUE Race that Exists among us is THE HUMAN RACE, *Thank you all for the likes :)*

    • @AliHussein-br4ye
      @AliHussein-br4ye Před 5 lety +63

      I'm Somali, and I admit this is cringey as fuck lol, white guilt or any guilt for what you didn't do yourself IS NOT OKAY

    • @tlome8033
      @tlome8033 Před 5 lety +23

      I'm Latina been #walkaway

    • @ConservativeTV
      @ConservativeTV Před 5 lety +47

      Just a conservative white guy here, just wanted to say that i love you all and no one should ever have any guilt about who they are or what skin tone they have. God bless you all :)

    • @mrmiyamoto5908
      @mrmiyamoto5908 Před 5 lety +29

      Japanese-American Trump Supporter here #walkaway

    • @Venombot21
      @Venombot21 Před 5 lety +13

      Good on you all for not being brainwashed into hateful white haters, i actually appreciate it more than i might sound.

  • @berkayaydin1212
    @berkayaydin1212 Před 5 lety +24

    4:58 is the best part of this whole opening monologue

  • @kaylablanton8519
    @kaylablanton8519 Před 3 lety +13

    I love these 2 together!

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 Před 3 lety +1

      Weekend Update on SNL is usually the best part of the show

    • @kaylablanton8519
      @kaylablanton8519 Před 3 lety

      @@JusNoBS420 Yes agreed! I don't always remember to watch the entire show live when it aires but I always watch Weekend Update on youtube.

    • @boredman23
      @boredman23 Před 2 lety

      Hey do you know the name of the actress in 2: 02?

  • @Abhi-cb7eh
    @Abhi-cb7eh Před 5 lety +7

    Academy done justice with these guys.

  • @mahnoors6246
    @mahnoors6246 Před 5 lety +30

    They were so good. I loved it. Their chemistry always shines through

  • @tandilevuyo
    @tandilevuyo Před 5 lety +157

    This is so cringey

    • @rhettbeltran6559
      @rhettbeltran6559 Před 5 lety +6

      @@ft6510 Fuck off, shes just sharing her opinion.

    • @secretaccount5565
      @secretaccount5565 Před 5 lety +6

      @@ft6510 chill dude

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 Před 5 lety

      FT big mad

    • @lukebyrd8406
      @lukebyrd8406 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ft6510 low quality bait
      You are the weakest link

    • @IloveJesus-cf9sm
      @IloveJesus-cf9sm Před 5 lety +4

      Yes it is..sorry for the asshole below you its just a triggered crybaby lib, your beautiful and have the face of an angel..

  • @jayjordanx
    @jayjordanx Před 5 lety +23

    That was funny and everyone in the comment in they feelings

  • @sr.supreme5808
    @sr.supreme5808 Před 4 lety

    Needed this