Haha I actually got ordained so I could perform my friend's wedding ceremony years ago and I always forget until random conversation moments. Would totally spur of the moment perform a ceremony for 2 rival spies.
“Dad how did you and daddy meet” “Well We we’re going to kill each other till someone came up to us and was like “don’t” and that’s when I released, that daddy was the one” “😳”
This is the most inspirational video I have ever seen. Before, I was a lonely, unemployed introvert in a basement apartment with no hot water and no future. After seeing this, I'm now married with 7 children and 2 grandchildren on the way, I have two full-time jobs and live in a two-story home with all the modern amenities. Thank you, Stanzi. Keep doing God's work...
i couldn't fucking possibly love this content anymore than i already do and i swear to god i want way more stanzi. please dear god make stanzi rich af so she can make all the content her heart desires in any format her heart desires and also take really good care of herself bc that's also really important. ❤️
@@chrislanglois8275 they climb to the top of their respective agencies and form a partnership, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity between the two agencies
well, stanzi has done it again and defined an entire trope in a one minute example while still making it a skit. Best online youtube shorts-based skit comedian (that i know of) 10 out of 10 would subscribe on multiple accounts go subscribe (commit a crime) it would be funny
First off, the chemistry you have with yourself is insane Second, why did I immediately know you meant Mr. Tomato Salamander as soon as you said “sickly Victorian doll?” 😭😭
"A sickly victorian porcelain doll in a hot way" is literally the best description of timottée Chalamet I've ever heard. I love the wedding pic of all the happy Stanzi's btw, so funny.
Omg the moment you described him as a sickly Victorian doll but it in a hot way, I immediately went Timothe Chalmet. That is the best description for him ever! 🤣
"this is crazy, but I'm an ordained minister," icing on the cake! So good 😆
Indeed 😌👌
My eyes are so stupid- i thought it said king on the cake- 😃
Haha I actually got ordained so I could perform my friend's wedding ceremony years ago and I always forget until random conversation moments.
Would totally spur of the moment perform a ceremony for 2 rival spies.
@@Hells_black_cat dont worry I did too
this comment is so underreated
This feels like that one ship dynamic in those “ship dynamic compilation” videos
ikr?! one of those firend trios of the ship and the number one shipper
I’ve never heard of “ship dynamic compliations” but this is the rabbit hole I will be down if anybody needs me.
@@queenblacc4579 I get recommended on those videos all the time even if I don't watch it, yt take a hint 😭🤣
@@queenblacc4579 Oh. Perfect. I just came accross one and had copied the link to share it.
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AAA OMG I CANT STOP WATCHING THOSE THISISSOTRUE HABAHAHHAHAHBAHA
Stanzi: "sickly Victorian doll but in a *hot* way"
Me immediately: TIMOTHEE CHALEMET
ME TOO!!!!
I thought it was Finn Wolfhard 😭
literally same
@@norustbuildupman good guess tho
@@ChrisViCrows I relate to your user on a spiritual level
I love how everyone's first thought after hearing the victorian doll description was that it was timothée chalamet😭
I didnt even know that was a name on Earth and i was like “it’s gonna be some french-ass name isnt it?”
Ik😭
I think of whoever played Cedric Diggory, except not hot in my opinion but many other people, plus he does look like that-
@@oPossumiscoolRobert Patterson
@@alexissey4023 thank you lol
"Stanzi, do you take Stanzi to be your Stanzi?"
Yes, I stanzi
@@fallenesther💙 I now pronounce you Stanzi & Stanzi, you may now kiss Stanzi~!! 💜 *furiously writes unnecessary fanfiction*
@@SashimiNeko extremely necessary***
There, fixed it for you :)
@JJ JelyBean interject alters?
@JJ JelyBean XD that's cute systems don't work like that though
The way she said “timothee, it’s French” with a nod killed me LOLL
they
@@iivxnti5610 stanzi uses she/they
@@TheBreadedPigeonstanzi is a she, no question about not. Not a they in any way
@@whenimmanicimgodly4228go take your negativity somewhere else
@@torbjornenjoyer I'm not being negative at all, I freaking love stanzi's content
"he looked like a sickly victorian doll" the fact that I immediately knew 💀
“Dad how did you and daddy meet”
“Well We we’re going to kill each other till someone came up to us and was like “don’t” and that’s when I released, that daddy was the one”
“😳”
This reminds of the parents from Spy Kids.
@@Sammy_82 literally what I was thinking
released 😳
the difference in meaning between “released” and “realized” in this sentence cannot be overstated 😂
Oh no
That typo 😂😂😂💀💀💀
The fact that I already knew they were talking about that actor lmfaooo
SAME-
Lmao same
Video: 'Sickly porcelain-'
Me: Timothée Chalamet
@@ava85898 victorian.
He's a really fucking weird lookin guy 💀
When she asked about the “sickly victorian doll” I just KNEW that was Timothee 😂
Who else could it have been??
i was wheezing the second she gave the description of the actor
@@evientually i thought it was Finn wolfhard tbh😭
@@angieeena4848 haven't a sticky clue who that is, I'll check him out!
Edit: you are absolutely right, definitely fits the description!
SAME HAHAAHAHAHA
“He’s a sickly looking Victorina doll”
Me: oh that’s Robert Pattinson
I thought of the actor who played "It"..
I thought of Cillian Murphy....
Sickly Victorian doll and that's what yall pictured? Have you seen a porcelain doll? Or seen these guys this decade?
The way I just cackled 😂
Bru I thought the same person glad it wasn’t just me no clue who the other guy is
This is a whole new level of the "enemies to lovers" trope.
A sickly porcelain doll I can’t 💀💀
Victorian, not porcelain ^^
😭 true though
I got it on my first try before she said it. It's too accurate lol
It's true, though 😂
-in a hot way
The last image killed me
It genuinely elevates the sketch
Lmao saame 💀
BRB setting that as my lock screen rn
Legit forgot they were one person
Unlike the couple
This is the most inspirational video I have ever seen. Before, I was a lonely, unemployed introvert in a basement apartment with no hot water and no future. After seeing this, I'm now married with 7 children and 2 grandchildren on the way, I have two full-time jobs and live in a two-story home with all the modern amenities. Thank you, Stanzi. Keep doing God's work...
woah.. thats insane
It’s the way you said “he looks like a sickly victorian doll, in a hot way” and I knew exactly who you were talking about 😭
0:20
Why did I say Edward Scissorhands 💀😭
Better than me thinking Cody fern
He would actually make a really good Edward Scissorhands, would barely need to use any makeup
I read this as "squidward scissorhands".
For some reason I thought Edgar Allen Poe, as if he was actually an actor.
All of Tim Burton’s characters are based on his favorite sickly ginger rock star, Danny Elfman.
"He looks like a sickly Victorian doll..."
Me, immediately: "Oh, that Chalamet kid. Obviously."
😆
(Edited for typo lol)
My first thought was Eddie Redmayne lol
He’s always looked like a mosquito to me
I honestly though of Timothee as soon as she said that.
same lol
Very much spot on.
i couldn't fucking possibly love this content anymore than i already do and i swear to god i want way more stanzi. please dear god make stanzi rich af so she can make all the content her heart desires in any format her heart desires and also take really good care of herself bc that's also really important. ❤️
The second you said "sickly Victorian doll" my mind immediately went to Tikothee lol
"Legend says they married each other to steal the secrets of the rival companies"
Then sell them to each others agencies to pay for their honeymoon and early retirement. 😂🤑
@@chrislanglois8275 they climb to the top of their respective agencies and form a partnership, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity between the two agencies
I’m not crying, my eyes are just cosplaying as waterfalls
Well that's a new one
Thank you for bringing this phrase into my existence 😁
Any time stanzi says "this is crazy, but..." its always followed up by a knockout like. Never dissapoints
I literally guessed the actor immediately too, that description was completely perfect haha
You literally just broke down the film “ mr. and Mrs. Smith” in like a few seconds!
I’m shook and wigless at the moment!
Ikr!!
LOVE that movieee
Scrolled too far for this
"I'll marry you"
Ayo what in the polyamorous was that
To marry someone is to marry someone off
@@OkasBestFriend True. Even as someone poly, I got the implication. Funny misunderstanding though. 😂
@@abstractAnomaly ik lol but I still found it funny that way
Yuh like..i think the correct wording is ‘I’ll wed you’?
@@SugarT.ts_ “I’ll marry you” or “The minister married the two lovers” is right, it’s just not said very often and sounds weird to the ear
"sickly Victorian do-"
me: TIMOTHEEEEEEEEEE
How did we all immediately know who the "sickly Victorian doll" was, yet has probably never heard anyone refer to him as one?
“Were you trying to kill each other?”
“Yeah…”
“Yeah…”
well, stanzi has done it again and defined an entire trope in a one minute example while still making it a skit. Best online youtube shorts-based skit comedian (that i know of) 10 out of 10 would subscribe on multiple accounts go subscribe (commit a crime) it would be funny
wheb did this get likes im hoptol
Can we just appreciateher fashion sense ?? that sweater absolutely slays ✨
“Timothee, it’s French”
While nodding encouragingly not dismissively is sending me
First off, the chemistry you have with yourself is insane
Second, why did I immediately know you meant Mr. Tomato Salamander as soon as you said “sickly Victorian doll?” 😭😭
Tomato Salamander I- 💀💀💀
That's a hilarious nickname lol.
I didn't realize he got the Bandersnatch Cabbagepatch treatment
@@allthefandoms92 Benefits Cucumber*
@@LuLu-Sil beggs ennedict*
My friend calls him the tardis castle- no idea where that came from
The chemistry between stanzi and stanzi is so pure 🥹✨🐸💅🔪🍞🐓
As soon as you said "sickly Victorian doll" everyone knew exactly who you were talking about.
These skits make my morning shifts so much better.
"A sickly Victorian Doll-"
"It's TimOthEe , it's in French~"
BrUv I can't-
“what’s the paycheck like?”
“um… well I mean it’s like-“
“okay based on that reaction I’m gonna assume not enough”
That's totally me, people ain't gonna speak around the bush in front of me 🗣️
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I’m so so so sorry😅
Ngl I’m pretty sure I’ve had that exact same convo with my middle school science teacher
@@lexithevenin7823
@@ridaali1908 🖕 (I'm joking btw, don't take this serious)
yeah thats the best description ever because im pretty sure literally everyone knew who you were talking about
“This is crazy, but I’m an ordained minister…” That made me actually guffaw!
That shot at the end with the three Stanzis is giving me 90 Sears photo gallery everything. 😂
Hello I’m the shipper
I came as fast as I could when I smelled the tension from a mile away
👁👃👁
Sus
Ur too late, they already have grandkids now and the agency’s grandkids are hunting them down
I love how these are such wild rides and never redundant!
Stanzi has such great chemistry with herself, I need that😭
I love how everybody automatically knew that it was Timothée Chalamet when Stanzi described him as a "sickly victorian doll"
I cried while watching this, it was so emotional 😭
edit: oh my gosh how did I get so many likes? It was one day-
why is this oddly wholesome wtf-
Bro give her a raise for this her videos are literally so good
Stanzi i'm yelling, the last picture just killed me 🤣
I love it! 💀🤣🤣
But not eachother lol
As an actual Ordained Minister(Interfaith) myself, I have to say this cracked me up!!😆
Why does you being an ordained minister make your reaction more relevant
@@zooman6316 It really doesn’t. But it would be funny if I ever found myself in such a situation. Lol.
@@jenniferferraro1062 yeah but thats not why you done your original comment
@@zooman6316 It isn’t? Could you please tell me why I did then?
You can be ordained minister like that? I had no idea, that's so cool!
How does that actually work? if you don't mind me asking... I'm just curious.
I love how your vids go from weird to wholesome so fast.
Next level. Really pushing the bonkers with this one. #adoration
watching stanzi kiss themself while they cheered themself on in the background was absolutely phenomenal
“Teemo- Tay… it’s French” This right here is why I follow you hon…it’s always worth it snorting Hard Seltzer up my nose ❤
I love Random Lady On Her Phone Asking Strangers Who Actors Are. She's got her priorities straight: trivia, money, love
This made me laugh in real. And this is so cute somehow too.
That was smooth in a weird way
Just interrupted a murder and turned it into a wedding 😂
K drama illustrators: “write that down”
As the saying goes "you are replaceable a work, but you are not replaceable at home." Marriage vs killing for the job
the best enimies to lovers story 🥺💞
Stanzi kissing Stanzi while Stanzi marries Stanzi and Stanzi, beautiful
Stanzi’s vids are the only ones worth watching on CZcams shorts 😭
The photo with the 3 you’s at the end really got me
Stanzi: “Looks like a sickly Victorian doll”
Me: Timothee Chalamet?
Stanzi: “Timothee Chalamet”
Literally the perfect description
"A sickly victorian porcelain doll in a hot way" is literally the best description of timottée Chalamet I've ever heard. I love the wedding pic of all the happy Stanzi's btw, so funny.
This is just the plot of Bungo Stray Dogs 😭
The fact that I knew what actor she was talking about when she said "(...) that actor from that movie recently?" makes me proud of myself.
The good ending ✨
coincidence they were an ordained minister 😂😂😂
Tim do be looking like a sickly Victorian doll tho, ngl
Ok, that basically sums up that whole dynamic
Final screenshot is the first picture in their marriage scrapbook
Oh my god, YES
This was literally so beautiful, I got tears in my eyes
THE PHOTO AT THE END WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I WOKE MY NEIGHBORS!!!! THANK U STANZI!!!!!
I think the funniest part was how I knew exactly who she was referring to when she described him as sickly Victorian doll but in a hot way 😂💀
the sickly porcelain doll-
*timothee…. timothee chalamet.*
I literally thought of Timothée as soon as she said “That actor”…. 😳
😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at this! Thank you!
Oh yes guys , here we have soukoku and bungo stray dogs fandom .
Such a beautiful ending 😂😔💫
As soon as you said that description, I knew you were talking about him😂
The wedding photo is my background now
It's the greatest love story ever told!!!
literally how the parents in the spy kids movies got together
Fun fact/ I use to have a big crush timothee chalamet and I use to call him *my skeleton with a wig on*
I still do not know why I called him this
What the actual fuck!🤣
THAT TOOK A TURN AND I LOVED IT
This really made me burst into tears, i have been waiting for this ship to sail for 3 seasons.
and a little slowburn and bam, you got one hella accurate enemies-lovers trope
the end pic is ✨ everything
Why did I instantly thought of Timothée when she said the description 😂😂😂
dear god, someday i want to watch a whole TV series written by you
"looks like a sickly Victorian doll, but in a hot way" Wow, that's some truth right there.
I'm done with you Stanzi, that last pic sent me over the edge, and I cannot anymore!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
'And that children, is how I met you're mother'
Omg the moment you described him as a sickly Victorian doll but it in a hot way, I immediately went Timothe Chalmet. That is the best description for him ever! 🤣
This takes 'self love' to a new level
Emotional rollercoaster. Absolute masterpiece. When Morbius said "it's morbin' time!" After the marriage, it was incredible
Whoa. Heard sickly doll and thought "timothee"
Even just one second of this video made me experience more emotions than the entirety of the Titantic. Bravo. 😢👏👏
When you make up a story in your head before sleep, but you fall asleep midway through the story: