Black Friday in the early 2000s

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  • @Idfkmanimdumb
    @Idfkmanimdumb Před 7 měsíci +27096

    “The lives that I took in the name of consumerism.” 💀💀💀

    • @xtxpxhx
      @xtxpxhx Před 7 měsíci +276

      World history 💀

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin Před 7 měsíci +59

      💀 Welp, that would be the Point! 😆

    • @md-io4tb
      @md-io4tb Před 7 měsíci +161

      *Nestlé has entered the chat*

    • @NeoNxMizz
      @NeoNxMizz Před 7 měsíci +27

      @@md-io4tb 😂😂😂😂

    • @tw8464
      @tw8464 Před 7 měsíci +35

      This is literal, unfortunately

  • @soggy7683
    @soggy7683 Před 7 měsíci +7947

    black friday shoppers a fr a case study i swear

    • @celestrius9197
      @celestrius9197 Před 7 měsíci +113

      If you think about it, its more incredible that our permanent state of mind isn't so greedy and bloodthirsty. It's unnatural to work together as much as we do. Like literally nothing in nature remotely tries to have community on any scale beyond villages working together. Except maybe penguins.

    • @celestrius9197
      @celestrius9197 Před 7 měsíci +18

      @singingman2025 like I said village. I knew somebody would reply without thinking about what I said. Hyenas aren't treating every hyena they ever meet cordially. They treat their own well. New groups are rivals

    • @jayleighbear
      @jayleighbear Před 7 měsíci +21

      @@celestrius9197i mean to be fair humans are just as distrustful of outsiders. if we encounter someone we have never seen before we immediately go on guard but i will concede that humans are more likely to weigh the pros and cons of allowing someone into our villages

    • @jaimicottrill2831
      @jaimicottrill2831 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Only seems to be in the US. Most other countries have fairly peaceful Black Friday shopping days.

    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster Před 7 měsíci +17

      ​@@celestrius9197Wildebeests and _especially ants_ are great examples of populations larger than a village all working together. There's certain ant colonies that inhabit nearly the entire continent of South America. Multi-level colonies, not just a bunch of random individual ones. It's rather interesting.
      Now, those ants of course don't get along with other ants, but that's because they're different species. Humans generally don't get along with different species of animals, unless it's to use them much like how certain ants farm other species as well.
      Either way, I get what you're saying, I'm just being a stickler about the exceptions haha

  • @JimboShogun0686
    @JimboShogun0686 Před 7 měsíci +3594

    Even the CIA was impressed with grandma's savagery

    • @Nathan_989
      @Nathan_989 Před 3 měsíci +102

      They weren’t impressed they were afraid and tries to get her on their side as soon as possible

    • @socratesporter
      @socratesporter Před 2 měsíci +18

      The said “ooh girl come here “😂

    • @kellytoohey8827
      @kellytoohey8827 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Not the cia

  • @AlmaWadeCrymsm
    @AlmaWadeCrymsm Před 7 měsíci +301

    I can see grandma hanging from the ceiling with a knife in her teeth waiting to get that ONE item 😆

  • @n1c704
    @n1c704 Před 7 měsíci +37084

    If SNL contacts you, tell them their offer is too low.

  • @soIzec
    @soIzec Před 7 měsíci +9747

    I need to hear that ipod story now

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Před 7 měsíci +514

      Half of it is classified

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev Před 7 měsíci +447

      ​@@airplanes_aren.t_realand the other half would get this channel demonetized

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Před 7 měsíci +215

      @@GSBarlev nah it would get the channel banned

    • @duke9081
      @duke9081 Před 7 měsíci +48

      PART 2, PLEASE

    • @raedae1770
      @raedae1770 Před 7 měsíci +76

      I also vote for Granny’s iPod story

  • @Cygnusart0843
    @Cygnusart0843 Před 7 měsíci +800

    “In the name of consumerism” 😂

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack Před 6 měsíci +11

      In the name of the corporations, the decadence, and the almighty dollar, amen.

  • @stacinaturenuts9060
    @stacinaturenuts9060 Před 7 měsíci +116

    I'm old enough to remember moms fist fighting over Cabbage Patch Kids in the early 80s! 😂

    • @owenaspinall2046
      @owenaspinall2046 Před měsícem +5

      "It's like you open a head of lettuce and oh shit a baby. I wanted a salad, but now I have a child".

  • @bunniiac
    @bunniiac Před 7 měsíci +15607

    Can we have a moment of silence for all the poor retail workers we lost in the crossfire 😔

    • @julianensley
      @julianensley Před 7 měsíci +293

      Their poor families 😢

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 Před 7 měsíci +223

      They're in a better place now 😅

    • @lokilove3234
      @lokilove3234 Před 7 měsíci +81

      🕯️

    • @mexalvarado3380
      @mexalvarado3380 Před 7 měsíci +41

      ​@@taylorjade6918idk about that 😅

    • @xanlexi
      @xanlexi Před 7 měsíci +72

      Yes. We need to respect the unnoticed sacrifices that the retail workers made in the sake of staying alive. 🫡

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Před 7 měsíci +12295

    We actually need a horror movie with the main topic about Black Friday shopping.

    • @beauregarden
      @beauregarden Před 7 měsíci +497

      There is a horror musical about Black Friday by Starkid 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @clingie7075
      @clingie7075 Před 7 měsíci +143

      YESS starkids black Friday musical is amazing great music great voices great acting and its funny

    • @Olivetree80
      @Olivetree80 Před 7 měsíci +136

      The new Thanksgiving movie is just that

    • @livewellwitheds6885
      @livewellwitheds6885 Před 7 měsíci +12

      so a documentary

    • @XinnaBun
      @XinnaBun Před 7 měsíci +15

      It's called the purge /j

  • @melrenee5416
    @melrenee5416 Před 2 měsíci +18

    I refused to work Black Friday again after i witnessed someone damn near get knocked unconcious by a barbie doll being yanked off the shelf the second the sale *officially* started

  • @FxllenAngels
    @FxllenAngels Před 7 měsíci +51

    I remember three things from black Friday my grandmom and brothers going into the hoards to get stuff, me yelling and people to back of our cart or else god would curse their grandchildren and if they didn’t I would just start hitting them in weak spots, and camping for three days straight outside of a Best Buy because my parents where out of state and my grandma does it yearly I also met my best friend in that Best Buy line we are friends til this day her family was making hot chocolate

  • @IDislikeMacaroni
    @IDislikeMacaroni Před 7 měsíci +6448

    I am reminded of the Brennan Lee Mulligan monologue lmao

    • @madeofcastiron
      @madeofcastiron Před 7 měsíci +219

      i knew the monologue sounded kinda familiar. thank you for scratching that itch in my brain.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Před 7 měsíci +116

      *Which one?*

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 Před 7 měsíci +13

      Honestly yes 😆

    • @madeofcastiron
      @madeofcastiron Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real i found it: “a grizzled war vet recounts a black friday sales event” search this and there should be a youtube short of it
      (can’t post links because my comment might get deleted)

    • @michelletaggart157
      @michelletaggart157 Před 7 měsíci +219

      Bro we need Stanzi on a Dropout show ASAP!

  • @NotNearMint
    @NotNearMint Před 7 měsíci +1459

    Gramma doesn't have PTSD, she's got bloodlust! More of gramma, please.

  • @MultiTomcat67
    @MultiTomcat67 Před 7 měsíci +23

    "...They tried to recruit her for the CIA after that."
    😹😹

  • @DefenderOfThouSEX
    @DefenderOfThouSEX Před 7 měsíci +22

    Grandma really 50% offed their lives 💀

  • @emma3837
    @emma3837 Před 7 měsíci +12836

    grandma’s a full on one woman army
    edit: how did- ITS BEEN ONE DAY

    • @hestiadumont725
      @hestiadumont725 Před 7 měsíci +7

      I love that song! One Woman Army~Porcelain Black

    • @Linthemf
      @Linthemf Před 7 měsíci +4

      I love that song! One Woman
      Army~Porcelain Black

    • @jahnavikarthik9443
      @jahnavikarthik9443 Před 7 měsíci +2

      I love that song! One Woman Army~Porcelain Black

    • @10ksubsswithnovids
      @10ksubsswithnovids Před 7 měsíci

      more like private army

    • @Rupert.Moloch
      @Rupert.Moloch Před 7 měsíci +6

      Good music speaks for itself, you can’t buy-cheap-bots your way into being a good musician

  • @elijahjohndatuin6498
    @elijahjohndatuin6498 Před 7 měsíci +37272

    Grandma is telling a chaotic story as if she were in WW1.
    Biggest likes I got W.

    • @dallasjhaws
      @dallasjhaws Před 7 měsíci +700

      yeah Walmart War 1

    • @elijahjohndatuin6498
      @elijahjohndatuin6498 Před 7 měsíci +102

      @@dallasjhaws HAHAHA

    • @sidneyvictor7887
      @sidneyvictor7887 Před 7 měsíci +73

      black friday and the history of unions was way more bloody

    • @khiclark31
      @khiclark31 Před 7 měsíci +45

      Not to far off, I mean look at the security vids when the craziness makes the news lol

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Před 7 měsíci +16

      ​@@khiclark31 you mean the conditions that caused those unions as well as the creation of osha?

  • @YourLocalZombie
    @YourLocalZombie Před 7 měsíci +20

    Alternate title: Shopping for Toilet Paper in 2020

  • @deleted8490
    @deleted8490 Před 7 měsíci +16

    We need a version of National Treasure but it's her getting that IPod.

  • @JenniferSwiftBlood
    @JenniferSwiftBlood Před 7 měsíci +1914

    The 2000s Black Friday deals were the basis of the purge and you can’t change my mind-❤someone who survived and now owns multiple flat screens and towels 🐬

    • @drsamthefrog
      @drsamthefrog Před 7 měsíci +66

      I forgot about those Target towels... those dang towels...

    • @3ch1dna07
      @3ch1dna07 Před 7 měsíci +73

      For us it was the toys for our kids. My husband will never forget the last time he went shopping on Black Friday and some woman came up and tore the toy helicopter from his hands. He wasn't going to do anything so I had to step up and claim it back. He said afterwards that he had never been so equally scared and turned on by me at that moment.😂

    • @nicole6323
      @nicole6323 Před 7 měsíci +32

      I used to do it for my kids. I stood in line at a toys r us, that wrapped all thru the entire store, having contractions with my 4th baby the whole time...that's how serious I was.
      Edit: that year, once u got in the store, they tried to keep everyone a line & that's how we shopped. U grabbed as u walked thru in a line.
      They did a pretty good job keeping ppl from killing each other. 😂

    • @belckroz1952
      @belckroz1952 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Spend 20k on a black friday.
      She and my dad had injuries
      My dad got stabbed in shoulder for a 75 inch tv

    • @ArieiDelmonte
      @ArieiDelmonte Před 2 měsíci +1

      I was the cart guard for my sisters and I ripped a bed set out of a man's hands (we both grabbed at the same time) because it was the last blue one. It's one of my prized possessions.
      It was strange times.

  • @iceismyname733
    @iceismyname733 Před 7 měsíci +1910

    That better be 50% off
    Edit: ok fone 80%

    • @annak8755
      @annak8755 Před 7 měsíci +53

      They don't do that anymore, at most it's a 40% off on the useful items. This Black Friday I got me a sweatshirt for 20 marked down from 38, which when you peel it was marked up from 19.99😂

    • @iceismyname733
      @iceismyname733 Před 7 měsíci

      @@annak8755 40% for 3 rips? Nah that atmost 2 rips and 3 finger

    • @decgal81
      @decgal81 Před 7 měsíci +26

      50%? In the early 2000s, that wouldn't have gotten anyone in the door. The deals were much, much better, and worth the chaos that ensued. Eventually, stores pushed black Friday to a week long ordeal, and now it's just a joke. Not even a shadow of what it was over 20 years ago.

    • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 Před 7 měsíci +14

      @@decgal81 right! More like 75% off. Off most of the stuff in the store not just the electronics department. Also didn't pull the trick of upping all the prices of stuff in September and just putting it back to the original price for "the sale".

    • @LovelyLylla
      @LovelyLylla Před 7 měsíci +7

      Nah 95% off.

  • @Frazer2
    @Frazer2 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Professionals call it PTSD, I call it nostalgia.

  • @xChris_Kentx
    @xChris_Kentx Před 6 měsíci +7

    The grandma reminds me of the woman in the intro to The Unforgiven - Within Temptation.

  • @omorinintendoswitchedition
    @omorinintendoswitchedition Před 7 měsíci +487

    the look in those eyes tells me she would turn back time and do it all again in a heartbeat

  • @sergiosilvestri5147
    @sergiosilvestri5147 Před 7 měsíci +284

    "They tried to recruit her for de CIA" 😮

  • @Inferno-Dante
    @Inferno-Dante Před 7 měsíci +17

    We need a part 2 for the iPod story!!

  • @FrozenPancake
    @FrozenPancake Před 3 měsíci +3

    Her skits are hilarious and unique. Plus her make up is flawless. Love it.

  • @shuris_vibranium
    @shuris_vibranium Před 7 měsíci +5169

    Seriously, Gen Z should watch old videos of Black Friday shopping madness from the 90s and early 2000s.

    • @calmwaveofchaos1878
      @calmwaveofchaos1878 Před 7 měsíci +385

      Gen Z here. One of my Thanksgiving traditions was seeing my mom off to go fight the hoards. We wouldn’t see her again until much later the next day. I don’t know if I could stomach putting visuals to some of her horror stories.

    • @tempestindustries9446
      @tempestindustries9446 Před 7 měsíci +100

      Im technichally gen z 😂 i miss going to black friday at midnight of Thanksgiving with my mom god i miss 2010 to 2015 when i was younger 😂

    • @Strwbrymlk2
      @Strwbrymlk2 Před 7 měsíci +96

      I'm pretty sure gen Z knows lol. I'm 13 and I know what it was like

    • @KayKay4679
      @KayKay4679 Před 7 měsíci +116

      The oldest Gen Z is like 26 or sumn, so you should specify XD

    • @randomloseranddull1560
      @randomloseranddull1560 Před 7 měsíci +16

      Old childhood memories I can never relive...... Good riddance!

  • @ashleyguthrie572
    @ashleyguthrie572 Před 7 měsíci +760

    One time we forgot it was Black Friday and sent my sister down the street to WalMart for a jar of peanut butter. She returned 2 hours later, visibly shaken.

    • @riverstein7251
      @riverstein7251 Před 7 měsíci +117

      I normally run errands on Fridays. Completely forgot about Black Friday and was greeted by a hellscape at the local PetSmart…I just needed dog food 😭

    • @Zoogore6777
      @Zoogore6777 Před 7 měsíci +56

      ..but with peanut butter, right?🥹🤣

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Před 7 měsíci +35

      At least no one accidentally bought her

    • @pattiepepper6217
      @pattiepepper6217 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Just turn aroooooouuund!!!! Go home.

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 Před 7 měsíci +1

      WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEANUT BUTTER?!

  • @johnnymurray6275
    @johnnymurray6275 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Your delivery is FLAWLESS. I've got Chills, I'm scared😮 I'm also LMAO. WELL DONE!!! BRAVO! BRAVO!

  • @malmnn
    @malmnn Před 4 měsíci +4

    As someone who's worked over 30 years in retail I absolutely understand the PTSD. Whenever I hear 'It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year' I have flashbacks to Black Friday 2003 when the store I worked at had a special-$10 DVD players! It was indeed a very Black Friday.

  • @coyoteblue9605
    @coyoteblue9605 Před 7 měsíci +157

    I'm pretty sure my mom violated the Geneva Convention for my Cabbage Patch Kid.

  • @joebaby1975
    @joebaby1975 Před 7 měsíci +870

    I still have my cabbage patch kid, thanks dad. ♥️.
    That’s when we learned, “never turn your back on your cart”

    • @KKonYouTube
      @KKonYouTube Před 7 měsíci +32

      Tickle me Elmo WAS MIIIIINNNNEEE

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 Před 7 měsíci +22

      Was it worth it, WAS IT WORTH IT! All that carnage for a cabbage patch kid, truly a brutal war 😖

    • @joebaby1975
      @joebaby1975 Před 7 měsíci +18

      @@jammin2575
      Yep. 🤣. It’s not the object. It’s what went into getting it that means something.

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack Před 6 měsíci

      Cabbage Patch dolls were in the 80's, but you bring up a good point- Americans were always blood thirsty for materialistic things.

    • @Bisexualdragon4042
      @Bisexualdragon4042 Před 5 měsíci

      Or let yourself get t-boned.

  • @joeclassics2932
    @joeclassics2932 Před 7 měsíci +2

    You're such an amazing actress, fr

  • @shinespark1007
    @shinespark1007 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Why does this monologue go so hard, lol.
    Super well made!

  • @cheddarcheese089
    @cheddarcheese089 Před 7 měsíci +882

    The world building in this one monologue would put many a showrunner to shame.

  • @safaiaryu12
    @safaiaryu12 Před 7 měsíci +179

    ... damn, it never occurred to me that the people who camped outside stores would have built a camaraderie that was then crushed in the stampedes and fistfights. That was a wild time and I'm SO glad I never did that.

  • @XxCastlegirl_07xX
    @XxCastlegirl_07xX Před 7 měsíci +5

    The fact that grandma would have been in her 40s-50s makes this even funnier.

  • @prettyqueen573
    @prettyqueen573 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I remember those walmart and best buy parking lots like it was yesterday. We went from friends to foe real quick.

  • @AkaneCelesHiko
    @AkaneCelesHiko Před 7 měsíci +234

    Black Friday was the original Hunger Games.

  • @joew6098
    @joew6098 Před 7 měsíci +116

    I have never felt more vindicated. When i was 23, an old lady (70-75) SHOVED me into a store display as i was heading to a DIFFERENT aisle. Glad to know her daughter got that iPod.

    • @harveylong5878
      @harveylong5878 Před 7 měsíci +12

      your lucky she wasnt in one of those power scooters. she wouldve mowed you down like a blade of grass. you'd be lucky to ever walk again

  • @katelynnc8915
    @katelynnc8915 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I need more Grandma stories omg 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @purpleender2937
    @purpleender2937 Před 2 měsíci +3

    starkid black friday in a nutshell

  • @vin3401
    @vin3401 Před 7 měsíci +391

    Black Fridays used to mean something, people would break into stores and destroy everything, there were crowd surges and broken friendships, and people would literally die for a TV or an MP3 player, that's how low the prices got, nowadays all you get is an email telling you they're selling something for the price it was at the beginning of the year because they've been slowly making it more expensive as the months went by so they could pretend it's cheaper in November.

    • @T.Florenz
      @T.Florenz Před 7 měsíci +71

      Not the nostalgia for literally the worst day in retail/customer service 💀

    • @lotusinn3
      @lotusinn3 Před 7 měsíci +9

      @@T.Florenz😂

    • @Traci_Websinger
      @Traci_Websinger Před 7 měsíci +28

      ​@@T.Florenzhaving to be at the store for 5am and seeing customers standing in line for a 6am opening. And this was JoAnn Fabric! Slowly moved to the Wednesday before and now October and even September.

    • @sakurahirawa
      @sakurahirawa Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@T.FlorenzLOL

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 Před 7 měsíci

      A lot of times now they change the price a week before then “drop” it for that weekend.

  • @Maria-tp2ov
    @Maria-tp2ov Před 7 měsíci +99

    Grandma's speech is so poetic, really impressive writing in that sketch

  • @danielleflemm3439
    @danielleflemm3439 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The stampede for Cabbage Patch kids trumps all these Black Friday memories. 😂

  • @UnoriginalUsername23
    @UnoriginalUsername23 Před 7 měsíci +1

    oh my god great storytelling in under a minute!

  • @misspoppyseed3909
    @misspoppyseed3909 Před 7 měsíci +99

    Every time she sees a cyber Monday sale she rips out the nearest person’s heart like a mortal combat fatality

    • @riverstein7251
      @riverstein7251 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Grandma became a hacker overnight to make sure she got the limited stock items first on Cyber Monday. That’s how she got the CIA’s attention by buying an iPod

  • @sewciokitty1147
    @sewciokitty1147 Před 7 měsíci +270

    This is how I’m going to explain Black Friday shopping to my grand kids in the future.

  • @muskiej5
    @muskiej5 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The writing for the grandmother was great

  • @Adam-sh2fz
    @Adam-sh2fz Před 4 měsíci +1

    THE LOOKS GOT ME 😂😂😂

  • @MissKellyBean
    @MissKellyBean Před 7 měsíci +184

    Both of my parents were survivors of the Great Cabbage Patch Wars of the late 1900's. The horror... THE HORROR! 😣

  • @engsiongtan686
    @engsiongtan686 Před 7 měsíci +257

    In a few decades, we will have stories about staying up for online sales. My eyelids were getting tired, my Wifi was getting weak. The stupid website was getting slow and had problems refreshing....

  • @GoblinModeMVP
    @GoblinModeMVP Před 2 měsíci +3

    My mother and I used to have a tradition of grabbing a Dunkin Donuts coffee and going to people watch the chaotic throngs of consumers battling for low prices. We may have gotten towels one year.
    Since Black Friday has become nothing more than every seasonal sale, the thrill of the people watching hunt has waned. We now celebrate the holiday by sleeping in.

  • @justicecampbell3892
    @justicecampbell3892 Před 7 měsíci +1

    We need more ganny stories IMMEDIATELY 😭😭😭

  • @edwardblair4096
    @edwardblair4096 Před 7 měsíci +114

    The grandchild is looking on with fearful awe, while mom is cringing with resigned fortitude. Meanwhile grandma is enjoying her ability to create both reactions either the same story.

  • @bronzdeck6412
    @bronzdeck6412 Před 7 měsíci +39

    Grandma is a veteran for being able to make it out with a Nintendo DS and just a few broken ribs.

  • @Katharinematsoke
    @Katharinematsoke Před 7 měsíci +2

    Black friday is the real purge

  • @aidendaniels4063
    @aidendaniels4063 Před 5 dny

    I love your grandma character and her speech.

  • @imdeadoutsidetoo
    @imdeadoutsidetoo Před 7 měsíci +53

    My parents once saw two women get into a fist fight over the last Tickle Me Elmo, the store had to call the cops and close the isle cause of the blood

    • @MiiDusa
      @MiiDusa Před 7 měsíci +3

      That gotdammed tickle me Elmo literally got folks criminal charges back in the day! People absolutely lost their damn minds over that got forsaken toy!
      I remember my mama standing in line at sears for 12 hours waiting to get me the tickle me Elmo toy & she witnessed 4-5 women fighting pulling hair & losing their shite over that you! She said finally after some back & forth over the toy, one of the women involved in the fight had finally gotten ahold of it because she yanked it from another woman well that other women’s husband wasn’t to thrilled about that so he stabbed her! This lady got stabbed over a damn tickle me Elmo! 🤦‍♀️ Thank god it was minor & she survived but just goes to show how ignorant people were back then about Black Friday Shopping!

    • @shelbylynn9
      @shelbylynn9 Před 5 měsíci

      @@MiiDusadid you get your tickle me Elmo?

    • @imdeadoutsidetoo
      @imdeadoutsidetoo Před 5 měsíci

      @@shelbylynn9 technically yes, cause while the police were separating the two women my mom turned around to see my grandpa walking along with two tickle me Elmo's under his arms. Turns out just around the corner was a new pallet full of Elmo's. My parents escorted him to the exit to make sure he was mugged

  • @bell1990
    @bell1990 Před 7 měsíci +55

    My first job was at Walmart during this time. When I tell you the horror that came every black Friday I am not exaggerating. We guarded those pallets and literally dived out of the way to avoid getting trampled. Walmart was 24 hour then and I was one of the associates that had to patrol a pallet. (Walk around it all night) to make sure no one tried to tear the plastic wrap off with their bare hands to get to it. I had to shove people away. People turned into animals in those days......now it's very boring.

    • @shelbylynn9
      @shelbylynn9 Před 5 měsíci

      Do you remember what was in your pallet?

    • @bell1990
      @bell1990 Před 5 měsíci

      @shelbylynn9 I've done it a few times. 1 time it was some dumbass kid toy. Some electronic doll. Others made more sense like a TV or a really memorable time. When the Xbox 1 came out. Holy Jesus that was wild.

  • @AmosAmerica
    @AmosAmerica Před 4 měsíci

    This woman is GENIUS! There's so much to unpack here. "Individual desires" and the pause during the "CIA" part are my favorite highlights.

  • @haseebali9798
    @haseebali9798 Před 2 měsíci +3

    That would be a good poem

  • @WillowBlack888
    @WillowBlack888 Před 7 měsíci +44

    My grandmother has a similar story where she right hooked some lady after the lady stamped her foot for a tickle me Elmo. Good times, good times.

    • @GlenNewsome
      @GlenNewsome Před 4 měsíci +5

      All is fair in love and tickle me Elmo..

  • @kathyowens8400
    @kathyowens8400 Před 7 měsíci +15

    My mother fist fought over a cabbage patch doll in the 80s......... I still have that doll.... 😂

  • @brandex2011
    @brandex2011 Před 26 dny

    This is an absolutely accurate description. I've seen it up close and dangerous.

  • @noneya3635
    @noneya3635 Před 3 měsíci +1

    lol, I swear she’s channeling Fred Gwen from Pet Semetery for grandmas voice. “The soil of a Black Friday shoppers heart is stonier Lewis.”

  • @sirtomsalot6929
    @sirtomsalot6929 Před 7 měsíci +104

    Honestly too relatable

  • @Mgfaulkner793
    @Mgfaulkner793 Před 7 měsíci +62

    You come up with the most unhinged premises and I have unspeakable love for you.

  • @DimaRakesah
    @DimaRakesah Před 3 měsíci +1

    The acting is just 💋

  • @tempestindustries9446
    @tempestindustries9446 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I miss those chaotic nights, it was tradition to stay up late and at midnight with my mom to go black friday shopping

  • @AvaricioDues
    @AvaricioDues Před 7 měsíci +21

    I remember the days of the Tickle Me Elmo wars; those were dark days, I witness a Midwestern Family devour one of their own to sustain their energy for when they opened the mall gates on that Blackest of Fridays

    • @tabby5228
      @tabby5228 Před 7 měsíci

      Didn’t that happen in the South Park Black Friday special?

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 Před 7 měsíci

      @@tabby5228where do you think South Park got the story…. They interviewed the people that were there, they heard the horrors of those dark times. Some things had to be redacted and stricken from the records, it, it was too much…..😔

  • @ourhome505
    @ourhome505 Před 7 měsíci +91

    Your ability to capture the cadence and intonation of another era while sounding elderly is nothing short of amazing! Genius!❤

  • @Mfmonster419
    @Mfmonster419 Před 7 měsíci

    She’s funny asf what a vibe 😂😂

  • @kadenblain8768
    @kadenblain8768 Před 6 měsíci +1

    She’s talking like it’s some kind of war

  • @wijngs
    @wijngs Před 7 měsíci +28

    Grandma had ptsd... From what a war??
    No black friday shopping 😭💀

  • @hildasarabia7115
    @hildasarabia7115 Před 7 měsíci +36

    Only grandma can make a Black Friday sound like a horror storry🤣

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack Před 6 měsíci +4

      Make no mistake, young blood- Black Friday WAS a horror story!

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar Před 6 měsíci +1

      I worked at Walmart for . just shy one month, 15 yrs. I have the material for the horror story but lack the story-telling skills of a grandma to pull it off.

  • @narliehs1648
    @narliehs1648 Před 3 měsíci +2

    No lies detected from Grandma! 😅

  • @ashsouls5576
    @ashsouls5576 Před měsícem +1

    Grandmother lore fr!

  • @katebowers8107
    @katebowers8107 Před 7 měsíci +148

    😂funniest one yet! Perfection! The look on granddaughter’s face was just- chef’s kiss!

  • @pricklypear_v
    @pricklypear_v Před 7 měsíci +12

    I swear Black Friday is just the Hunger Games' predesendant

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere Před 7 měsíci

      legend has it, suzanne collins wrote the cornucopia and bloodbath because she was inspired by a black friday sale at the local walmart

  • @buh...
    @buh... Před 2 měsíci +2

    Literally starkids black friday shdjfjf

    • @clorgborg
      @clorgborg Před 2 měsíci

      Starkids mentioned 🔥🔥

  • @beccad9377
    @beccad9377 Před 7 měsíci

    I was super invested in grandmas recounting

  • @chey3629
    @chey3629 Před 7 měsíci +39

    my grandmother fought a woman in the early 2000’s over a tickle me elmo for baby me. she had kept it in layaway and got it out to take home, and some woman tried (and failed) at stealing it 😭

  • @CooDabawss
    @CooDabawss Před 7 měsíci +130

    Grandma has been through it all 🫡

  • @omgnoooooo
    @omgnoooooo Před 6 měsíci +1

    Grandma sounds like the housekeeper from ahs hotel.

  • @Doodledoodles97
    @Doodledoodles97 Před měsícem +1

    “Don’t even ask how she got my iPod. They tried to recruit her for the
    CIA after that.” 💀

  • @patpowers9210
    @patpowers9210 Před 7 měsíci +5

    "The CIA tried to recruit her after that..." I just cracked up. So funny!

  • @sarahcoletti6946
    @sarahcoletti6946 Před 7 měsíci +70

    Can't ever forget about The War of Tickle Me Elmo!!!

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack Před 6 měsíci +3

      The Battle of Bunker Hill pales in comparison.

    • @sarahcoletti6946
      @sarahcoletti6946 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@themaggattack 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarahcoletti6946
      @sarahcoletti6946 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@themaggattack People were acting like it was The Purge! 🤣

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar Před 6 měsíci +2

      Oh gods... thanks for reminder! I worked at Walmart during that time and it_was_HELL!
      Worse, I did not work in the toy dept but Jewelry. Did that stop people from coming over and demanding "Can't you check the back?" The "It's already been checked, we are out" flew over their head as they expected me to leave the Jewelry counter to go to the back and check for the Nth time that night.
      Back in the early 2000s, Walmart had a different approach for the Jewelry dept, than it did in the 2010s. There was to be someone ALLWAYS posted in the Jewelry Dept. The counter was NOT to be unmanned. Not even for breaks, I had to call for mgr to send someone to watch the area for that 15 min... even if was 2 am at night. So no, I could not go and check in the back for demanding customers, much less go repeatedly.
      During that season of Hunt for Tickle-me-Elmo , I had to call mgmt several times to deal with demanding customers who refused to believe me.

    • @draco1811
      @draco1811 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I worked at a WalMart the year Furby came out... You can still see the scars, both physical and psychological.

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 Před měsícem

    Your character work is outstanding!

  • @wolfyngrey1313
    @wolfyngrey1313 Před 2 měsíci +2

    My aunt got a black eye for a game boy color one year. I still have it.

  • @littledreamerrem7021
    @littledreamerrem7021 Před 7 měsíci +77

    Bravo, Stanzi, Bravo.

  • @mirror2760
    @mirror2760 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Nothing like eating your Thanksgiving dinner at 2am outside a BestBuy

  • @angelina-chanelweakley1214
    @angelina-chanelweakley1214 Před 7 měsíci

    Why is this so relatable it's unreal

  • @belias360
    @belias360 Před 7 měsíci +25

    Grandma sure knows how to tell a story 😂

  • @Cara_Red
    @Cara_Red Před 7 měsíci +15

    I was moved by the trauma she had to endure getting those items. So courageous 👁️👄👁️

  • @biancacdakitteee7161
    @biancacdakitteee7161 Před 7 měsíci

    I like the tone you say "Jesus christ!"😂😂😂😂

  • @Moon-lit-child
    @Moon-lit-child Před 7 měsíci +1

    Id legit listen to her every dam day

  • @Jinx-unseen
    @Jinx-unseen Před 7 měsíci +11

    I remember when Black Friday hit…they were out of Christmas toys in 30 minutes. One lady punched a grandma right in the throat…same family too.