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7:31 It means she wants to be married to Jared Leto.
I cannot believe you're really doing it! For this and so many reasons, you're a legend.
“My pet peves:
1. Misspelling
2. Irony
3. Lists
4. Lists
5. Repetitiveness
6. Inconsistency
6. Mistakes”
this is one of the most funny things i have ever read in a long time
my 4 favorite things are:
accurate math, the oxford comma, irony, and subversion of expectations
and double bluffs
It is... Only becomes more of the bueastiful the more you gain at et
LMAO
i snorted lmao
if we had yearbooks in my country, my quote would be:
"An apple a day, keeps EVERYONE away, if you throw it hard enough."
You need yearbooks in your country.
Did you recycle that from the “Vital Information” sketch on the Nickelodeon comedy series “All That”?
Lori Beth Denburg: An apple a day keeps the dentist away. Watch. *throws apples at doctor, causing him to fall down* Go on, doctor! Get out of here! Shoo!
@@BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle to be honest, I have no idea were this is from. I just heard it oneday and thought it was fitting my style.
that's good
Mine would be
“When life gives me lemons…
I give them back.
First it was limes and now lemons.
STOP GIVING ME RANDOM PRODUCE ITEMS, LIFE.”
“If bread in French is ‘pain’, then I own an entire bakery”
lol, love it 100%
i can hear the spark in his voice again
The life giving bleat at the end 😂
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I wish my school allowed me to add a yearbook quote, but I'm British.
I *seriously* wish I could've written
"School had one problem, and it's that one fifth of the pictures on this page didn't listen at all."
Then I'd get the next one to have a quote saying "What was that?"
We got cheated of ours. Instead they made us give awnsers to random questions like a survey..
10:29
"I wish I has an extra finger. Then I could grab more cheese balls"
- Honey Boo Boo
😂
12:53 damnit thats my senior quote i thought it was unique, I knew I should've done "on a scale of one to vanilla, when a cow jumps over a blue moon, what is your favorite scent of the alphabet?"
I know the answer: Gordon Ramsay
My yearbook quote is gonna be “I couldn’t have done it without ChatGPT”
What about "ChatGPT could have have passed this... and it did."?
Me neither buddy
Start it like "As an AI language model...."
Unfortunately, I can't say this, since I graduated before ChatGPT really took off
Okay, I can understand Google, and Google is awesome for school, but ChatGPT is a new level of low.
6:17 Canadians who like pineapple on pizza: We don't survive the winter, the winter survives us
I mean, it ain't that bad
My senior quote is "Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There." I was in the middle of my Persona 5 phase during my junior and senior years of high school.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
6:39 finding hetalia in the wild in 2024 is what keeps me going
“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
― Cave Johnson
The quote to the right of the quote at 3:56 is "I'm gonna stand outside. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding".
17:21 as a Canadian I can say that there are bags of milk inside the bagged milk
1:34 false, sleeping is better than loving, it gives u peace.
*Unless its a nightmare*
I love ur vids they always cheer me up
14:50 W VaazkL. Such a Giga Chad. Huge respect.
"Love is better than sleeping." VaazkL is right, but when you sleep, you forget how lonely and pathetic you are. That's why so many people love sleeping.
mine is so gonna be "I was never quiet, you all were just loud."
“Do I seriously look like Dracula or Harry Potter in this jacket?”
-Me
Wings of Fire PFP detected. Hello, you are based.
@@ApteryxTheRainWing Says the person with “RainWing” in their username
@@DarkabyssTheFounder based is a good thing
@@ApteryxTheRainWing I don’t associate myself with much, including slang
15:35 is definitely the type of quote i'd see if my school had one
11:34
MY BOY BO BURNHAM FINALLY GETTING RECOGNITION
Which part?
10:07 self-attraction is called autosexuality, it can be the only sexuality someone has or among others
I believe this is one of the most silly Vaazkl videos, and i love it
Mine will probably be :
“An empty search history reveals more than a full one.”
~Sun Tzu
My school didn’t do senior quotes which sucks because I found one from a mod I would’ve 100% used
“Can we not question my career choices when I’m having a literal anxiety attack right now?”
15:07 - I think the second twins quote makes the joke much better because as a Christian you are born again and adopted into the family of God. So the first twin is stating that he is not born again otherwise he would call his biological brother, his brother twice over.
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mine shall be
"This was harder than beating Inner Agent 3, and I have a golden toothpick to prove that."
12:24, thats mah gurl :) even the time stamp roks!
My yearbook quote was verse 118:5-6 from psalms, but exaggerated.
“The LORD is on my side, I fear NOTHING! WHAT CAN YE MERE MORTALS DO UNTO MEEEEEEEE!?”
10:12 narcissistic.
I don't know why, but the spark of his voice returning somehow calms me
5:35 dragon. I don't care if dragon isn't an option I want to be a dragon.
13:27 Man on the Internet? Didn't expect that.
0:27 got me 💀
"The roof was never my grade, that's why it was never raised"
these videos make me wish we had yearbook quotes in France
needed this.
Bro really pulled out the master oogway quote at 1:58
Love your videos bro
My school was so big we didn't have room for senior quotes in the yearbook, except for the kids who had the top 20 GPAs. They had to fill out a questionnaire, and then the yearbook committee chose which answer to use, so the kids themselves didn't really get to chose their own quotes. I had some issues with my yearbook committee (not least of which was their severe lack of editing: spelling errors EVERYWHERE).
7:10 Not all twins are identical it often means they were born the same day
w love the memes dude
5:19 I kmew three Nguyens (none pictured here), and two of them shared a class. None of them were related.
12:29 sounds like a spell that will summon a demon when you say it outloud.
I would 100% quote Jayfather from Warrior Cats. He got roasts and sarcastic comments for any situation.
ah yes, a fellow warrior cats enjoyer.
YEAH ME TOOO
I don't think my high-school did yearbook quotes, but I have a feeling mine would be something akin to "When all else fails, choose chaos." - SMii7Y
0:45 i figured it out.
The first quote is true and the second one is a lie. The lie isn't that it's telling the truth, the lie is that it's referring to the first quote. It's referring to the next quote
🤯 (not because I'm amazed you solved it because my brain literally exploded trying to comprehend what you said)
my brain hurts
15:50 NAH CAUSE WHY DID YOU SAY THAT AT 3:08 PM EXACTLY
I once heard someone say being attracted to yourself is called autosexual 😭😭😭😭
6:57 they must be really related to me, I basically have that last name but we had to change it like 3 generations ago bc mail issues or something. Cool I see my ‘cousins’ here
Mine is gonna be:
Some say it is better to live a day as a tiger than alifetime as a worm. But whoever heard of a wormskin rug? - Arnold Judas Rimmer
if i ever get to make a quote in the future it will be
"is this graded?"
As a hilarious, these are definitely year book quotes.
1:56 bro quoted Kung Fu Panda
Last meme story time:
When I was 12 I was getting those chain things all the time. One day when I opened it instead of the promise of good luck was a fake "IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS MONSTERS WILL COME" threat, and somehow at 12 I hadn't come across Smile Dog. Scrolling down and coming face to face with what was apparently going to eat me unless I doomed others I ran screaming from the room and to my grandma, who was very confused about the whole thing but sure a monster was not going to eat me. I never opened anything random again.
"Love is better than sleep" I disagree respectfully, but strongly.
10:10
The word you're looking for is "Autosexual" as such is the word for when someone is more attracted to themselves rather than another individual.
Maybe it's because my graduating class had too many people (the largest in all of Texas at the time), but my yearbook didn't ask me to give any quotes.
All I’ve recently only been getting college ads even though I’m not even able to, and I think this is a sign to fake my identity and enter college.
10:08 narcissism. The word is narcissism
apparently everyone in class just put, "the next guy is lying" for their quote, so theres only one person everyone hates now, that told the truth.
5:05 these are both wrong. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
this will for sure be my senior quote if my school has those
that maria girl on pinterest who did “i love the weeknd more than my boyfriend” is so relatable. LONG LIVE XOOOO
Are you scared of the dark or what your mind thinks is in the dark,
also great video you're the only meme channel I injoy
6:18
just saving quotes i like
8:15
9:08
9:44
In my junior year somebody quoted Adolf Hitler for their senior quote. So when my senior year rolled around we weren't allowed to do senior quotes anymore.
Very true Kevin very true
My yearbook quote (when I get one)
"School is awful. 0/10, would not recommend."
Or,
"I started school and finished school, and STILL have no idea how to buy a house."
Or,
"The things I said are sending me down in the afterlife. And it sure as hell is way better than this place."
Or,
"How did I get here?" -Someone lost, probably
Or,
"Life is a slice of cake. Except the cake is made of glass and is stabbing you every time you chew."
Or,
"No wonder Bill Gates quit. It's awful here."
Or,
"Did someone fart?" -The kids at the back
Or,
"I left school and I'm still single. My plans are falling into place."
Amazing😂
actually the 5th on is good.
one*
@@ftalix1045 The funny thing is that they're all real and not just jokes.
I hate school :D
@@EggsorceNutcaseMcGuee fr
vaazkl should use lowercase for the title once just to confuse people
if we had yearbooks in spain my quote would be:
tip for future generations; when your ever-since-kindergarden enemy tells you she/he was in love with you and that you never let him express it, just tell them: "I already had a bf/gf who was 30% water, 70% sexy and 100% good guy/girl, and yes that's 200%, twice the man/woman you'll never be
Or maybe even something like:
tip for the bullied people; losers in high schools are winners in life, and winners in high schools are losers in life, the role shall reverse, just wait for the moment to say "i told you so", and if they don't reverse, they'll do in Jesus' kingdom, because blessed are the sufferers, for they will be delighted in the kingdom of the Lord
The bad thing about doing school online is i won't have a yearbook quote 😢
my quote will be "you are 32 games of blackjack away from being a millionaire" this year
My yearbook quote
" Roses are red, the opposite of black is white, you should be filled with determination all your life, and i wish to you all...a good night.
Good one. May I add it to my collection?
Please bro make the background dark my eyes 🙏
Canadian here, my family prefers to use the boxes. Bagged milk is so strange even to a Canadian :p
10:13 everyone's gonna think I'm a nerd but at least knowing about the term "autosexual" will finally have a use...
My yearbook quote is going to be: i wouldn't be here without my mom, my dad would be here if it wasnt for me
Mine would be either
“When life gave me lemons, I gave them back. STOP GIVING ME PRODUCE ITEMS LIFE.”,
“When life gives me lemons, I make lemon cake because it’s good.”
Or
“Never let life give me lemons. I’m probably going to squirt the juice in other people’s eyes because I think I’m soulless.”
Or quite possibly,
“I’m a CZcamsr now, but I was almost lemon themed.”
Don’t ask why there’s so many mentions of lemons
Vaazkl i fall asleep to these
10:20 was that... was that Jenna Marbles???
16:52 WHAT? YOU GOTTA GOO
Can't wait for my senior year, gonna traumatise my catholic classmates in the yearbook
(I just turned 14 today, only a few years left)
1:29 ..And i have some glue!
if i made an yearbook quote, it would probably be:
"Oh my god, i was so ugly before..."
at 7:00 the twins look the exact same just the one on the right looks more active he's thinner and tan, but they could be fraternal. They're Irish
8:45
yep, me too
My year book quote “I napped my way to victory”
2:46 THIS IS MY LIFE 😂
we have bagged milk and orange juice in the midwest. i think i saw a bag of chocolate milk a couple times too.
17:29 VaazkL 2024: They had bagged milk, you could squeeze it and it felt quite nice
If I could go back in time to make a yearbook quote, it'd be this:
"Step One: graduate from highschool.
Step Two: forget everything you ever learned.
Step Three: make it up as you go.
Step Four: profit."
Thx for carrot tutorial
"You may not rest now, the lorax has a gun."
-me
Throughout the schoolgates and the yearbook, I alone am the funny one
If I were to have one, mine would say ‘I wish I was an anime girl so y’all would believe I was actually gay’. 3 more years to go and idk if my school does it but here’s hoping
1:15 same xd
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If we had yearbooks, my quote would be "I entered this school an idiot, and I exited even dumber"
My yearbook quote is gonna be FRIENDS related i just know it