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More gen z memes
I'm once again asking for memes about memes
“I wish there was a movie where the main character died and we just got to see what the villain did,” my guy have you seen megamind
i kinda want more like medamind and revange of the sith cus the bad guys win and it makes it cooler
i was just about to comment that
That's basically Infinity War and Endgame.
But the hero was alive.
But that was the twist!
12:50
This is literally the plot of Megamind
I was gonna say this, but you already did :P
Megamind is underrated
I was about to comment the same thing. That's one of my FAVORITE movies!!! 😂💙
Literally just commented this lol
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
When you're just chillin and suddenly your brain goes like "man... This is my REAL LIFE, not a dream, not a weird hallucination, everything is actually happening right now and my actions matter" is a extremely weird and inexplicable feeling, haven't experienced it since like 7 y/o
i experience that every time i do hard drugs lol
i am still waiting for this moment
@@Scotty-vs4lf bro-
@@b_read6941I get it ever so often
My theory: this is because if you took every dream, daydream, imagination or memory as things that were actually happening to you personally, then you would be unable to function. So the brain literally has a "sense of the current experience being real."
Shower Thought: popcorn is just an edible explosion, frozen in time.
😮
Wow!
7:21 this actually made me think, because Deja vu is caused by stress, and stress is often associated with failure…
NO
What you're saying is you can tell the future if you fail hard and fast enough?
Deja vu is caused by one of your neural signal reaching earlier than the other one, causing you to experience the same stimulus twice.
But you know what, f it. I just respawned and have come back better(maybe)
2:35 As a non native, that's actually how I learn English alphabet as a child.
Write a 'b'
Vertical filp, now that's 'd'
Rotate it, now a 'p'
Vertical filp that, that's how you write 'q'
Latin* alphabet
this letter is kinda like with Inutkikut alphabet where a o i u e are just triangles but with differend direction
Vaazkl a day keeps boredom away
True
I watch this dude’s channel for hours after classes
Real
Yes, or more than once a day
@@PandaPerson-fb2fx A true legend
Vaazkl voicing over memes is the best cure for boredom, even better then the antidote in that crust
i like this youtuber better then emkay
Emkay sucks@@cybi124
9:20 FUN FACT: There is a type of lightsaber in Legends called a Flickersaber and that means it basically phases through other sabers and is impossible to block due to the blade, well, flickering on and off. This comes with the trade off of not being able to cut as well and doing a little less damage. The Jedi think it’s dishonorable and banned it, and the Sith think it’s a pussy way out so they banned it too.
I think at least someone on one of those sides died using that saber and that is why it was banned, because you have to realize, just as your attack which the Flickersaber cannot be blocked because it flickers it also means you cannot defend with it for the same reason.
@@andreykardashov6343 ah
That feels like you'd probably die before your opponent did, honestly.
@@MrChristianDT also true
Wait, I thought it was a lightsaber form, not a model
12:54
I once again witness someone not know the something of MegaMind.
5:08 in a kool aid ad, the kool aid man’s morning routine is shown, and he wakes up as the jar, then takes a shower to fill himself, and pours drink mix in to make it kool aid. TL;DR, the Kool aid man is canonically the jar
A TL;DR for a single sentence is crazy
So is the kool aid his hair or his clothes?
saying the phrase "he fills himself every morning" can be very... interesting in the wrong context
@@officialsemieita get your mind out of the gutter
VaazkL: *Bends over backwards to avoid dirty words*
Also VaazkL: 9:59
It makes it all the more funny when he does curse
"There are parents born after 2000"
Yeah, what's worse, there are grandparents born after 1990
Only if there are two consecutive generations where they had a kid at or prior to 15.
@@MrChristianDT Eeyup, that's the point.
no its actually legal because in australia the age of consent is 16 when two people aged 16-17 want to do the deed but 18 for everything else so, someone could have had a baby at 18 and one at 16 and still be born in 1990
@@carpro-ei7ls Just because somethings legal, doesn't mean it's not a little disturbing.
@@tzisorey i know im just showing that its legal with a somewhat strict age of consent
Never thought about Santa solving the Midnight Problem with superposition but it checks out.
I mean... not really but okay
He solved it by secretly being Odin the entire time.
Fnaf would be zero games long if William Afton got therapy.
OUR LEADER HAS SPOKEN 👏👏👏
Or if he didn’t murder any kids but yea that too
@@snk7282the implication being he wouldn’t murder kids if he got therapy
Fnaf 4 would still happen
It wouldn’t happen, its william aftons canon event
We can rejoice, VaazkL has his emotion in his voice back! He overthrew his robot kidnappers!
6:25 The entire world, and especially humanity, was made for cats, so nothing to be surprised of!
14:50 The first time I ever realized that was when I was talking to my dad about how due to the majority of things I do, I do in english (we are german), even my inner monolouge is in english at this point and he had no clue what I was talking about
me too. All the videos I watch are in English so when im having a conversation with my Turkish family and friends and i need to say something that i only know the name of in English, i just try to guess what its called in Turkish.
for example: Calling it Tsar instead of Çar
On the note of the "We don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start"
This was a real thing that was looked into, and named "Revenge Bedtime Procrastination"
7:56 I was unbothered by everything up to this point, then bam
i never knew vaazkl whispering would sound calming and funny
Vaazkl ASMR videos coming soon
Oh my gosh, I don’t like how true these are.
4:16 Not all toddlers can be fought. Some just gain superhuman strength at moments. For example, I have had experience with taking away a child's tablet. They gained extreme speed, determination, strength, and resilience. They also screamed a lot.
10:38 It honestly just sounds like you were reenacting that time you swallowed a fly.
10:48 You don't understand. That's one of the world heritage posts of tumblr. There's a MUCH LONGER trail of reblogs and replies that will absolutely make you wonder how some people manage to remember how to breathe
50 and 80 don't have e's.
@@tahjkuemmerle Eighty?
@@svennoren9047
Oh shit. Was it 30? It's been a while.
@@tahjkuemmerle *odd* numbers
a VaazKL video a day keeps the depression away
0:11 sometimes I don’t eat the crust because sometimes the place makes shit crust
@@jamesfreshman7498 well, then you're missing out on this antidote.
2:47 Gonna nerd out on this but I think the word "Earth" actually comes from an old Germanic word for home 🤓
I think we should give it a cooler name like Creatio Dei
Another shower thought: If you stand at the exact center/point of the south pole, you can only go north. The same happens if you're on the north pole, but you can only go south
A man walks one mile south. He sees a bear and runs one mile east to get away. Finally, he walks one mile north, and returns to his starting point.
What color was the bear?
@@theawickward2255pitch dark, cause the sun is causing the colors to be existing, meaning that he has no colour
@@theawickward2255 Black skin and transparent hair that looks white.
12:49 clearly your Mind isn't Mega enough.
1:33 my sister had this exact thought.
"For once I would like to see an action movie where half way through it the hero dies and we get to see what the villain does when he conquers the world"
Basically, that's the plot of Megamind.
(Not exactly but the same concept)
The whole "The lottery was invented to catch time travelers" was something I used in a short story I wrote in school way back when. It wasn't the central point of the story. In the story there was a secret society of people who had the ability to send their consciousness back in time into their own body, essentially returning to a younger version of themselves with all the memories intact. They would be in a new timeline now. In their old timeline, everyone would see their body simply drop dead on the spot, so this wasn't something they did lightly. But if anyone did decide to go back, they would memorize some lottery numbers. Go back in time, win the lottery, and that's how the society funded itself.
I'm sure this is either a movie or should be 😅
This , THIS should BE A MOVIE !
This is one of my favorite channels like this because you actually use your voice instead of some annoying AI one
the giggle at 2:12 kinda surprised me--- i'm so used to the monotone
2:55 yes, but its mostly the blanket. When you acknowledge them caring for you it gets cute.
I was thinking oh goodie, time to see what deranged ideas shower thoughts is thinking since your last video and THEY DO NOT DISAPPOINT.
3:26 the way he says centarus is messing me up
Bro these posts are always timed perfectly, always right after I get home from school
By the way, in case anyone is wondering, 2/2/22 DID fall on a Tuesday.
5:13 He’s the pitcher; it’s in an old commercial
Atoms and pixels are the same.
They are both ultra-small particle, and depending on how they are placed, you get a new result
0:49
And the ones who decide to stop living before paying taxes cancelled the suscription. LOL
5:43 Not me immediately trying to bite my fingers.
Man my brain can’t handle this
3:42 I would like to think the first person to eat a coconut used the crab as a tool to open the coconut, just a man running around wielding a crab opening coconuts
lol 🤣
"If I don't, who will"
That's true of friends who flirt with me, for sure.
9:47 My brother in Christ, you just described a ghost.
I love falling asleep to these videos
the pizza shower thought one is crazy bro 💀💀💀
2:25 “I can do this for free though.”
**bam**
Going to bed at 12:30am to wake up at 4:00am with a minimum need of 10 hours of sleep goes hard sometimes
i love this guy
we need more whispering that part was entertaining af
We're bout to enjoy this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥❗❗
11:05
Greek mythology
Fields of asphodel
Fields of punishment
Mmmmmm.
Yes. I think.
When you say that time time flies, it actually didn't, you just forgot what happened
Flordia man would defintly be out in Huricane Death Megatron, still playing slayer.
12:55 literally the plot of Megamind
Fun fact, as a kid I hated looking up at the sky because the infinite abyss of space made me feel like I would start getting dragged into space and it still persists to this day.
12:39 I remember the time that I almost changed that.
7:16 aw hell yeah 😎
9:16 force users are capable of producing a “force shield” that prevents others from using force abilities on them. This is the same reason they don’t just choke each other or mind control each other mid battle.
15:00
I think in sentences, sounds and images
I love ur vids
3:51 that was adorable, man ❤
8:17 I am a wiggle magician
I do indeed love learning
😭
14:47 This psyched me out because i was wondering that weeks ago. turns out that people can hear their internal narrative
6:03 I'll cop to that. I don't really like chocolate.
But among the types out there, I prefer white, then dark, and milk last. Milk chocolate is an unholy compromise that's too sweet to be refreshing and too bitter to be proper candy.
good vid man
5:50 - I bite skin off of my lips. I started doing it from stress, but it evolved into a habit and it doesn't really hurt now. *i can eat my skin and drink my blood whenever i want*
3:28 The brain is still human.
7:04 who would hate getting paid for existing? That’s the best dream job in my opinion
6:52 then you can take part in the Phoenix apocalypse.
Everybody gansta till the trees start whispering to you
12:49 They did that, it's called Megamind.
12:50
THAT'S MEGAMIND IN A NUTSHELL
9:23
pretty sure this can canonically happen according to the Jedi Academy books
7:44 Ay yo thats my post
Additional clarification for those confused with distinction between "on" and "in". On is another word for above or over, while in is another term for inside.
When you're placing a pencil *on* the desk, what you're saying is that you're placing it above the desk. But when you're placing the pencil *in* the cabinet, you're putting it inside the cabinet
3:00 I have non-24hr circadian rhythm disorder. This is literally how sleep can work for me if I set up the conditions right.
14:45 YOU TOOK MY IDEA!!! TY!!!! 😁😁😁
9:18 i kind of remenber from one book that they do, but it was not common, due to it taking some of your concentration, and lightsaber fight is already requiring from you full contact with force. Hence when bad guys shoots lightnig at you, they cant attack with lightsaber at the same time
4:10 , no way we’re just gonna ignore the “punting a baby” part💀💀💀
4:36. HOW TF DO THEY KNOW THAT. Absolutely relatable
Santa has understood and mastered quantum physics
4:40 No, everybody with a broken bone doesn't count, since it's actually just a bone structure REALLY SIMILAR BUT ALTERED human skeleton
16:15 Santa doesn’t deliver presents to everyone in one night. He delivers presents to every Timezone, one at a time, so that he doesn’t accidentally go to a country during the day.
7:58 perhaps but I crocheted myself a grass block I regularly have to move it it is likely the last one I will place decades from now
0:05 work gloves: I'm boutta end this mans whole career
1:58 "fire my marketing department" im dying pffttt
2:50 Gaia "DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME"
1:32
Fun fact: That day was also coincidentally the 22th day of the New Year in the Lunar Calendar, or something along that line
Do you think cats like boxes because of us.
When we're raised we sleep in a box (crib), we have food in boxes (cereal), when we're adult we buy boxes with smaller boxes inside (house) and when someone dies we sometimes bury them in a box (coffin).
i love being a warmth slab
You could probably beat a velociraptor in a fight, and kicking it really hard would be one of the best ways to open said fight if you did not have a weapon.
They were between 14 and 20 kg (a 6 feet tall person is around 80kg for Ameribros), so you have an insane advantage.
9:48 thanks now I want to tear out my eyes
I'm acc so happy u did the harry potter vid. I'm acc watching it rn (sorry for being late fr that one) but I'm here now lol I love ur channell so much I gtg finish watching then sleep byeeee
Hahaha no problem people really wanted that video, and it was really fun to make glad you like it
Being the bad guy in someone's story is one of those things I got a weird peek into as a teen. I was in theater and tended to get roles, though not necessarily like lead roles. My mom was an English teacher at the school and she told me one day that another theater guy read an essay in class where he detailed his aspirations in drama, and in it he named me as the guy he was sick of seeing get roles he deserved, lol