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Kids or gen alpha memes
oddly specific 109
craziest quotes from Twitter/X
Day 153 of asking vaazkl to do donut memes
NFL Memes
That 70 year old guy started driving when he was 12.
He drove for 58 years without a license, without getting caught.
That man deserves the license.
yez
Missing persons cases with no leads:
I’m sure he’s better than 90% of the drivers who are legally on the road today. Not sure how they all got their licenses but it’s a joke at this point
first guy was in for a real surprise
Bro took that as a challenge
He wasn't going to let that slide
He thought “I know he ain’t actually gonna do it”
Fr
lol people actually liked 🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: the Jellyfish Apocalypse one is a reference to the idea we had in the past that jellyfish would make up around 90% of all marine life due to overfishing and whaling by 2030
0:20 I remember hearing about this. They made him so mad he took his bulldozer and modified to have armor plates over a foot thick, making it an impenetrable tank (without the cannon), then he literally destroyed a lot of important buildings in this city in Colorado. The police shot a lot of rounds but that didn't stop the tank, they even tought to call in an Apache attack; but the bulldozer's engine failed and the guy inside the tank shot himself.
Yep killdozer. Calling it a city is generous though. It's like 1x2 blocks in the middle of freaking nowhere. Poor bastard.
It’s not that the engine failed. It’s that the police dropped a grenade down the exhaust.
@@HeatherthefurryIrishRedSoxfan the engine still failed, didn't it?
@@lemagicbaguette1917 I mean, yes, but that’s an important fact about it
@@HeatherthefurryIrishRedSoxfan after all, context is indeed everything.
3:24 I… well yeah that’s a really nice blanket of snow.
I found that so relatable!
Rip Gangaram, the friendly crocodile.
Rip
O7
RIP Gangaram, you will be missed.
RIP
3:02
I love how the cat got its own transcription
Daily reminder to never say "What are you gonna do, stab me?" to someone who's going to stab you.
but what if I don't know if they're going to stab me?
@@thanospatrick8382 Just wait and see, it's safer than taunting them.
Quote from man shot.
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
8:30
As someone who lives in "this place" I can confirm our electricity supply is fully dependent upon ice cream trucks
3:50 SCP-3008 moment
So true
11:40 as an american i will defend our using of objects as measurements. Like who knows what 20mph feels like, but we do know how to conceptualize how fast wind must be to knock over a trash can. or us using washing machines to measure. We all know how big they are.
A washing machine is about 1 meter on each direction and 1m^3 in volume, just use meters at that point.
@@kebien6020you had to look that up for the comment.
I rather use cheeseburgers per bald eagle, way more convenient
@@vectorsahel5420 large boulder the size of a small boulder
I don't like those type of measurements but it's funny that the chef loosing 21 stone was in here as well. Americans would never say or even know what that means.
I love that his voice gets softer as he reads the wholesome ones
2:45 IT HIT HIM LIKE A TRUCK- ok im sorry
The guy who sued himself and won was actually a genius, as his insurance paid the bill
1:07 bros' got priorities straight actually
bro after 1:37 the next news was bbc news
2:38 Catoflage.
Man the shock value is really high with these. Some of them really got a good laugh out of me. Thanks man!
Florida men be wildin' 💀
that monke is the best creature that ever lived 2:18
15:06 Doug dimmadome (dim-ma-dome) is a character in cartoon 'fairly odd parents' who has a HUGE white hat like that
(Oh my gawd there's so many florida headlines xD as someone living in florida, that is super funny)
And that's Butch Hartman, creator of The Fairly Oddparents.Odd parents. Making the comment I mean.
@@busterkeaton1041 oh right I did see that but forgot to comment on that fact. Tho I think (I can’t rewatch video) it was him posting/showing someone else’s comment.
But anyway yeah the creator brought it up to ppls attention, forgot to mention
I always love watching VaazkL
10:23 He doesn’t regret it. Look at that smile.
well most the photos shown in the video are from google instead of actual footage
1:26 WHY NOT!?
I know I used porn so I don't have to pay to watch
7:49 why has the man upstairs blessed me with the ability to read
I would say make the Island happen, but I'm too disappointed that you don't know Doug Dimmadome of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome... you never watched Fairly Odd Parents?! 😅
He's in the UK, it probably isn't shown over there.
@@westtxtapper I'm in the UK... it most definitely is.
@@skitzocalypso5840 or are you
15:05 Bro's never watched Fairly Odd Parents....
1:16 this made me laugh
2:14 okay but can you really blame this guy 😭
5:14 Ah yes, the old good "lagun". This thing was so popular a children's book was even written about it
the croc at the end
That’s a hecking good lookin tank :)
No seriously though like holy shit what's wrong with them destroying peoples houses but also that's sick af & quite an impressive feet that he should be hired by the government for.
0:12 Atleast it wasn't on another planet like Spongebob said
What if Earth is the "other planet"
That last one was just plain sad. Rest in peace you beautiful animal.
I was looking for a good meme video, checked my notifications (nothing) checks again BOOM perfect timing thanks!
Minecraft villages after someone speedruns: 3:07
Fyi on neutering/the fat lynx meme
- Obesity is a side effect of gonadectomy (which neutering is a version of). Multiple reasons for that, effects some more than others, there's a good meta study worth reading on this for house cats and dogs. The reduced activity of enclosures also contributes (like for indoor cats). Diet can help control that, but there's hard to study question of what that means for well being to have increased hunger with a controlled diet.
- based on studies around serotonin in other species, gonadectomy increases serotonin (which oddly enough, while can improve mood, can also cause anxiety [see serotonin syndrome]), but may also long term decrease it, which can contribute to anxiety and depression. As far as I can tell, the studies in cats just haven't been done in this regard. (In dogs , depression hasn't been studied, but several studies have noted increased anxiety based behaviors). In cats, it does reduce fighting/territorial behavior and makes cats more in need of human care (... for some reason ). .. so there is that.. and it increases female cats lifespan due to mammary cancer rates (less clear for dogs, lot of confounding bias due to socieocomic factors in that research due to intact animals being more common in low income households, their breasts cancer can be deadly, but easier to treat then cats).
- lowered energy has been seen in dog and cat studies, which may contribute to obesity. Lowered energy is also a side effect of depression.
- the idea that other animals don't enjoy non-reproductive sex is more based on religion and patriarchy in many respects, and years of poorly done research due to biases more than reality. I suggest the book b*tch: on the female of the species for a deep dive into this history and the newer research. So reducing animals libido to prevent sex is ... Probably not exactly great ethically.
So that cat being happier long term from neutering and having a lowered libido is ... Debatable to say the least.
Hopefully this comment encourages folk to look into this closer prior to sterilizing their pets via gonadectomy (with hormone sparing sterililzation options like vastecomy and tubal ligation/ovary sparing spay being possible but not easily accessible due to limited trained professionals). Reducing overpopulation is important, but so is public and medical policies being based on good, unbiased research and people being able to make informed chooses with medical decisions. Misinformation/myths around medical stuff, like with that meme, ain't great. But it's a meme, people shouldn't base medical information from memes. But we do get influenced by memes.
Holy moly
(Fun) fact: Female ferrets can die from their estrus becoming an estrogen-fuelled self destruct mode if they're not bred or castrated (surgically or with hormone implants)
@@feuerling"fun fact"
Same goes for humans. Any chick who has ever been on birth control should know the endocrine system is nothing to mess with...but people keep messing with it anyway. (Goes for guys, too!)
This is part of why there's such a push to be wary of what you eat, drink, use for hygiene, wash your clothes with, etc. Those hippie dippie people warning for decades were right.
(Insert Toy Story meme here, with the caption, "Endocrine disruptirs...endocrine disruptors everywhere.")
And the best part? It's *ALL* part of the Plan, man.
This is better than a high school paper I love it thank you
That parrot impression was perfect
🦜
Wasn't expecting the parrot impersonation, made me laugh.
4:52 well, yes, but actually no
4:45 is just the beginning of ToTK
Yea
Every time I watch one of your videos it brightness my day ❤ thank you 🎉😂 you have helped me so much without knowing it
7:20 WHAT?!
2:19 see even the animals hate TikTok.
8:00 a maze with no prize
9:26 What did he get an award for then?!
0:16 What a surprise
1:49 - A truly an “Only in Ohio” moment 💀
0:21 that was the "kill-dozer" incident in a small town in Colorado in 2004
Marvin heemeyer is my idol
2:03
That face tells me that bro knew what he did and would do it again
0:48 bruh what💀
omg i never thought id be this early
how
*but really these videos get crazier and crazier*
That pug was truly "Out of this World"
0:18 Should’ve read her own book💀
This video is golden holy cow
That Elderly man at the concert is a lad. Still enjoys a good genre of music because he does t let his age stop his fun
You should do a video on motivational images being explained very badly. Btw I like your videos
0:02 same vibe as “What are you gonna do? SEASON ME?!” /ref
vaazkl back at it again with the cat noises
“What are you gonna do stab me” 😭
You know it’s a good day when Vaazkl
8:05 scp-3008
12:41 the fact that Is a scoop AND the GUY Is called Michael,makes It More a fnaf meme
Didn’t expect to see the killdozer
we need that island
17:59 yes absolutely
Makes me really miss Jay Leno's Headlines back when he was still on late night TV.
the amount of times this guy mentioned him being 16 is insane, gimme a penny for each of them
Gives the same vibe as "what are you gonna do big guy? Sit on me?"
I have never had a PB&J
same
my friends say I'm missing out @@VaazkLShorts
Don’t try it it’s MID
0:12...Take it away, Spongebob.
Spongebob:And remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
0:20 he’s a real life video game boss
2:58 After that, he should be voice actor🤯🤯
0:07 I mean, he could’ve tho, right? Maybe? Can you transfer sperm that isn’t yours…? Genes are confusing af
I’ve seen similar situations in stories, chances are a relative was black or smth and the gene went to the baby
11:01 I can’t help but my brain say “FRWEEZE THIS IS A WOBBERY! EVEWRYBODY PUT THERE HANDS UP AND NOBODY GETS BOOM BOOMED!”
17:18 dude i was eating 😭
0:20 they had it coming
The French PS4 guy is a true story, we had a good laugh when we heard about it.
12:48 "And it was another great day of saving the bees :)"
2:11 grandpa wild for that 😂
Very good
He created a labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize
the one about bbc news cought me of guard
That horse was actually a guy in a t rex blowup costume if you look closely
hold up are giant one shot hornets really heading to the uk
14:12 *FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ*
15:08 HELPPP I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE FENRIZ HERE😭😭
what a good crocodile
Vaazkl should do kids memes
Funfact: i actually was there in ecuador when the first one occured, where the guy said "what are you gonna do? Stab me?" He got stabbed 17 times
Yeah, very funny.
i feel so bad for actual nice women named "karen" cuz there's this REALLY nice lady i know with a bunch of kids and she's super talented and yet the internet would make fun of her just because of her name
poor karen
edit: that's why people think Christians are weird, bc there are wierdos who go around selling "TICKETS TO HEAVEN" as if they came down from the sky
Me: wondering why it wasn’t starting
Video: paused
🧀
I never thought I'd see the day where the pope wore an anime themed article of clothing. We're gonna see him wear the paw pad socks next, I swear.
13:36 im bouta get arrested and request going to the Miami county jail💀
In the first 20 seconds I found 2 scenes from 2 different horror stories posted on the same horror story channel
I don't often leave a like nor dislike when watching a video and when this video came up I just clicked it not knowing I have watched this until the peacock impression
I’m from Kentucky and the Kentucky man with the boomerang sued himself so the insurance company would have to pay the medical bills
6:39 almost killed me with laughter 😂😂😂😂😂wtfff😂😂😂😂
for the homemade tank, that's called the killdozer, the story is actually really sad