Right but some of the “normal” ones are still like. Dental cleanings. Ocean cleanup. Gynecology appointments. At a Claire’s. The outliers aren’t just gruesome
"we cannot guarantee any dog we walk will not end up hypothetically fighting for its life. allegedly. does 2pm work for you? we'll also need complete unsupervised access to your home, thx"
“If you let the hostages go now, we’ll throw in an extra pair of these cute earrings. And a hair accessory.” Grizzled bank robber types: “Can we get unicorn headbands for all the guys?” “Of course.” “And Bob wants to get his ears pierced, but he wants sparkly studs.” “No problem.” “And can we get Cinnabon? Everybody’s kind of hungry.” “There’s a guy at Cinnabon who’s got a crush on Bethynee. Give her five minutes.”
@@christopherb501no matter your view on abortion, I think we can all agree that getting a abortion by untrained part-timers is absolutely fine and totally won’t go wrong.
Crazy thing is that it's not a 17 year old working for minimum wage. It's a 60 year old OBGYN who is picking up another job to help pay off their student loans. 😢
I went to Claire's once. Spoke to my ancestors, asked them to curse someone, the employees didn't ask any questions, they were super helpful. There was a newer employee at the time but they made sure she didn't mess anything up, she and the rest of the staff was super helpful.
Oh is that required or can you request they don’t do it. I just finished getting this body out of here I don’t need something even harder to dispose of
I love how that list of things was a roller coaster. There was not gradual change into the criminal behavior it was just thrown in there like it was completely normal 💀
When she said ‘organised crime’ I started picturing a mafia don who wears butterfly clips and body glitter. Come to think of it, Y2K Girl would be the perfect aesthetic for a mafia don, because who would ever think that a Y2K Girl was in with the mob?
Thanks now next time someone's talking about those wattpad mafia dons, this is what I'm gonna be picturing. $2000 pinstriped suit with cutesy pins on the lapel, hair slicked back with a kitty ear headband, glitter stick-on butterfly neck tattoo, mood pinky ring, plastic stretchy "tattoo" choker, and pink heart shaped sunglasses with gems on the rims.
@@stinkygoat2686how LOL? ur reading into it too deeply, they’re just saying they appreciate her being able to get her out of a rough spot. where tf is the pressure
They don't do criminal investigation well b/c someone who isn't me shoplifted so much from them as a young brat she could have retired with the amount she managed to get out of there with.😂😂😂
I went there to get my ears re-pierced when I was 15. The 16 year old with the piercing gun whispered in my ear “please don’t show pain, you’ll make it worse” then gestured with her eyes to the line of 9-10 year olds behind me. I complied, the 10 year old that was staring at me 5 feet away with laser focus yelled “She didn’t even flinch!” as the needle went in, and the (evidently nervous) 16 yo whispered “THANK YOU!” I left before I could hear the screams of all the children I just gaslit and my mom cackled when I told her what the girl told me. My piercings were infected a week later (karma, I guess). Also I ended up being a dude which explains why I didn't like wearing earrings to the point of needing them repierced a couple times. This memory gives me whiplash
@@riverstein7251 Naw. They just really don't know what they're doing with ear piercings. Pretty sure they just hand the piercing gun to their newest employee and tell them "go!" No training whatsoever. By the way, one of my ears that was pierced there still has problems *20 years later* and I haven't worn earings for 19 of those 20...I'm going to see a derm about it. That cheap piercing isn't worth it! Go to a tat shop instead, although apparently Ulta does them and actually has certified cosmetologists who do them--instead of the "highly trained specialists" that apparently grace Claire's sales floor. Also, being a dude doesn't have anything to do with whether or not you get piercings, considering Goths, body artists, and the black community and black culture don't differentiate among the sexes when it comes to piercings. Heck, Travis Kelce--a white football player--has piercings. So...that sucks if someone (e.g. your parents) or a some peer group or whoever non-sensically associated piercing with "female". I know Spanish culture is that way...or was. It seems like everybody anymore is accepting piercings on males. And why not?! I know for me, assuming Claire's didn't permanently damage my ear, I've thought about getting both my ears re-pierced. However, as much as I'd like to flash my ear bling on nice occasions, I wouldn't want to wear and maintain earrings day to day, so it's a "no" for me.
As someone who works in claires, they may not officially offer all of those options, but if you go to a good one (especially one of the ones in a Walmart) they employee can definitely help you with ANYTHING
@@brentterschegget235 You + are = you're. I hope this helps, I'm sincerely not trying to be rude but I know that rule often helps people who get those confused.
Well, it kinda makes sense. They wanted her friends to come and purchase stuff, and if their friend went missing, that might put them off. Or if they hired an investigation team from them, then what? Turn up the evidence that "Claire's" was the culprit, or never figure it out. Either way; looks bad.
SCP: C12[REDACTED] -Codename: Claire's. The first instance of C12[REDACTED] was found in a local mall in [REDACTED], Ohio. On November 5th of 1986. Employees seemed aware of the interdemenisonal portal(s) found in the store only when 'clocked in'. Once an employee is found 'clocked out' they retain no memory whatsoever of these portals. In fact when SCP staff took brainscans of employees the part of the brain that lights up with memory is found abesent once they are 'clocked out'. These portals are found to extend to almost every universe where a 'Claires' exist. Connecting not only to each other but through time and space. Some versions of these stores is found to still 'cater to teen girls' but what is sold always differs. Soemtimes, the differnce is as small as colors of items or the store logo. Other times it goes as far as one instance in INTDEM: 38X-[REDACTED] as offering services for nuclear fusion rather than ear piercings.
@@serenastarz867 I mean, they didn't claim that they do all of those things *well*. They only said they do them. The quality was not part of the conversation. They don't do ear piercings well either, but they do them anyway.
@NotVille_ dIDn'T AsK oh i'm sorry a random stranger on the internet didn't think to interrogate you in fear of your fee-fees being hurt before posting an amusing and harmless comment
In a sense, if it needs any amount of preperation, time investment or any form of combat training, the crime is organized... But then again, if it's performed as a sloppy job and too much evidence has been left on the crime scene, it can be considered "unorganized", no matter how much prepping went into it.
Your ability to show a character’s face morph from mildly amused to slowly unsettled to completely horrified/terrified should be studied, I’m dead serious 😂
Claire's is amazing. They rescued me and the rest of the people on my flight from the Bermuda Triangle and fed us a lovely roast chicken dinner and the cutest cupcakes for dessert.
@@edits4ever_2022 By air and earth By water and fire So you be bound As I desire By three and nine Your power i bind By moon and sun My will be done Sky and sea Keep harm from me Cord go round Power be banned LIGHT REVEALED NOW BE SEALED
I remember when I got my BBL done at Claire's! It was so convenient since I was meeting with the King of Napal that very same day and the wonderful girl at the front (thank you, Lisa!) helped me get right past those pesky "no fly list 🙄" restrictions. I even got to meet Claire, herself! They keep the essence of her trapped in a Trapezohedron in the back 🥰
I actually got a colonoscopy at claire’s and my doctor, daisy was definitely qualified and she even did my nails and gave me a unicorn headband after! Great service!
"I didnt hear assassination"
"Those are only available at select claires with 16yr olds in charge"
GOLD
You need to ask for the no in menu services
Hi, I’m a 16 year old
Lmao I actually applied for a job at claire’s. They didn’t want me 😔
Hi fellow 16 year old@@Emi_Weebo_VT
Y’all been Stalin since 07, lemme Czech oh they starved after y’all couldn’t take me out how shellfish
I like how the employee sometimes threw normal ones in there between the gruesome ones lmaoo
I had that exact thought. The fact there are regular things all throughout made me laugh even harder!!! 😂😂😂
I mean you gotta. Their clientele isn’t just drug dealers and traffickers🤷♀️
Right but some of the “normal” ones are still like. Dental cleanings. Ocean cleanup. Gynecology appointments. At a Claire’s. The outliers aren’t just gruesome
im used to it, this is just what fanfic tags look like
@@goldenheart__BEST REPLY EVER DUDE
The jump from "dog walking" IMMEDIATELY to "dog fighting" got me.
"we cannot guarantee any dog we walk will not end up hypothetically fighting for its life. allegedly. does 2pm work for you? we'll also need complete unsupervised access to your home, thx"
"oh shit, wrong dog"
"feet pics" and "babysitting" side by side 😭
The scalp massage genuinely got my attention and got me excited
That low key sounds nice ☺️
@@YW2324If they know as much about it as try know about piercing I'll pass. 😅
@@sylverscale lol that's ey did a good job on my ears 👂 in 2012? Maybe their worse now
I really love how it just kept zigzagging over the spectrum of extremes instead of slowly escalating. 🤣😂🤣
that honestly make's it even better and more surprising,and creepy,idk why more people don't do this
abortions, baking classes, hostage negotiations...
Smokey eyes was a bit too much though, that's were I drew the line 😢
The CHAOS 😂
"You zig when everyone expects you to zag kid, that's how you keep them on their toes."
I love that they commit crimes but also do criminal investigations.
Single handedly keeping cops in business, what a kind company.
Don’t forget the crime scene cleanup
They're just like the real police, only cheaper probably
They also do dog walks and dog fights.
"yes officer, after thorough investigation, I have concluded that the one who murdered little susie was me."
ENA????
Getting a lobotomy at Claire’s has been a joke amongst my friends for years
As someone going into forensic science, I can confirm that Claire's handles approximately 98% of U.S. criminal investigations.
When your local Claire’s does more for you than your local government…
Except time travel
“Ocean gate tours”
Nah, there onto quite a few of those shenanigans
*national government
? @@VivaporuCubano no..?
I really want to see a Claire's hostage negotiation.
“If you let the hostages go now, we’ll throw in an extra pair of these cute earrings. And a hair accessory.”
Grizzled bank robber types: “Can we get unicorn headbands for all the guys?”
“Of course.”
“And Bob wants to get his ears pierced, but he wants sparkly studs.”
“No problem.”
“And can we get Cinnabon? Everybody’s kind of hungry.”
“There’s a guy at Cinnabon who’s got a crush on Bethynee. Give her five minutes.”
@@CatMom-uw9jlI lost it at Bethynee. Well done.
Most effective Negotiation ever, well done Claire's 👏🏼
@NotVille_ you mom
@@CatMom-uw9jlBYTHNEE DIDJJD
I love how feet pics is the one she said faster, as if it was the darkest one
This is my fave type of Claire's humor.
Claire’s, a place you can get what you want. Anything you want
"Anyway you need to get it"
But it will come with a great price
With great power… comes, great regret-ability…. (If you get caught)
And it all has a delicious peppering of arsenic
They have pusheen plushies... i freakin love them
I went to Claire's and got a set of human lungs. I even got to pick out the person i got the lungs from! Best customer service I ever received.
Special deal on vaper lungs! They don't work as good as a smoker's but they're half off!
I'm putting in a job application
@@hannrkelleyThat’s a steal! I’m so getting a pair!
Did you get the double lung piercing for 20% off? I think it's still going on until the end of the month!
OH I NEED SOME!! I hate my lungs, I need to replace em.
The person in black was only shocked because the Claire's worker said they could do smokey eyes.
I love how they do criminal investigations while also committing every crime
Okay but why does Claire’s feel like a place you could get an abortion probably performed by a 17 year old on minimum wage
No matter your thoughts on abortion I think we can all agree that having untrained part-timers performs them isn't a great idea.
@@christopherb501 wow you really don't know what humor is
@@sandraswan9008I agree with them. Whether you’re for or against, you don’t want a 17 year old part timer doing it 😂
@@christopherb501no matter your view on abortion, I think we can all agree that getting a abortion by untrained part-timers is absolutely fine and totally won’t go wrong.
Crazy thing is that it's not a 17 year old working for minimum wage. It's a 60 year old OBGYN who is picking up another job to help pay off their student loans. 😢
“Unleashing the multiverse… and smoky eyes” 😂😂👏🏽👏🏽 that cadence was everything!!
'If u need anything, and I mean ANYTHING,' yes i would like a winning lottery ticket.
@@Stars_to_infinityUnfortunately, that is an impossible feat and will never be obtained by a mere mortal
@@That_chaotic_quadrobist true, what about time travel so I can see the winning lottery numbers though
I think they do teleportation to other realms right?
Claire's is literally the crack in reality that allows the possible and impossible to happen
😂 I wanna know why throwing Torot Reading in where you did was juuuuust the right touch for me to lose it 😂😂😂
I went to Claire's once. Spoke to my ancestors, asked them to curse someone, the employees didn't ask any questions, they were super helpful. There was a newer employee at the time but they made sure she didn't mess anything up, she and the rest of the staff was super helpful.
OMG 😭😭 THIS IS PURE GOLD
Oh I’ve been needing to curse someone! Thank you for the recommendation!
@@TabysHere Any time :)
@NotVille_ No one asked you
@NotVille_ seems like someone's pissed off!
Y'all, Claire's is GREAT at crime scene cleanup. They even sprinkle some glitter free of charge. Highly recommended!
that's their calling card
They gave me mesothelioma :(
Ooooo I think I’ll need that tonight….
Oh is that required or can you request they don’t do it. I just finished getting this body out of here I don’t need something even harder to dispose of
Glitter is a crime scene in and of itself
Cicada 3301 was actually just the Claire's management application.
I'm crying
I love how that list of things was a roller coaster. There was not gradual change into the criminal behavior it was just thrown in there like it was completely normal 💀
I got my appendix removed at Claire’s. They even gave me a complimentary hoodie and a 10% off all beanie babies! 10/10 would def recommend
So happy to hear beanie babies are back! Or maybe they never rly left....
OMG SAMEE
A worker thought I was stealing when I wasn't....
Wait rlly or am I just stupid
@@_foreverswiftie no she's just joking lol
Give the employee a raise for remembering all of that
Nah, she didnt even remember a fraction of the available services
dude how many doctors police officers fbi agents detectives and professional cleaners does one claires need???
@@Itsr0zalinaAll of them.
That's not even a fraction of the amount of services they provide
as someone who used to work and pierce at claires, this is true
It's giving "I got my lobotomy at Claires" 😂
When she said ‘organised crime’ I started picturing a mafia don who wears butterfly clips and body glitter. Come to think of it, Y2K Girl would be the perfect aesthetic for a mafia don, because who would ever think that a Y2K Girl was in with the mob?
Thanks now next time someone's talking about those wattpad mafia dons, this is what I'm gonna be picturing. $2000 pinstriped suit with cutesy pins on the lapel, hair slicked back with a kitty ear headband, glitter stick-on butterfly neck tattoo, mood pinky ring, plastic stretchy "tattoo" choker, and pink heart shaped sunglasses with gems on the rims.
JJBA: Golden Wind
Madonna in the Weird Al biopic
Reminds me of the girl in Bullet Train because no one thought she was a villian until the very end
Reminds me of legally blond lol, pink lawyer, pink crime gang
the fact that it just goes from "organized crime" to "baking classes" 😂😂😂
And then to terrorism, human trafficking and hostage negotiations.
Jack of all traits.
They're teaching people how to run the family business and the 'family business '. Always got to have your cover story. 😂
Dental cleanings → Human Trafficking 💀💀💀
Good to hear Claire’s is still strong in The Craft. 😂🙌🏾
you had me at insider trading. Time to re-visit Claire's
“and smokey eyes.” 🙂
😂😂😂😂
Protect this woman at all costs. Her videos got me through the hardest grief of my life❤
Same 😢
That's great and everything but putting that level of pressure on a parasocial relationship is really fucked up.
@@stinkygoat2686how LOL? ur reading into it too deeply, they’re just saying they appreciate her being able to get her out of a rough spot. where tf is the pressure
stanzi is nonbinary and uses they/them and she/her pronouns,I'm glad they helped you through something so difficult,hope you are doing better nowadays
so glad you got through it!! 🩷🩷🩷
i love how the cashier looks kinda traumatized when she says "well you if need anything, and i mean *anything* "
Why is this... SO ACCURATE? Claire's has EVERYTHING. "If you need anything, and I mean ANYTHING, you let me know."
"can i get a bf?"
"look, we can only do things that exist"
"And that includes time travel"
i think arranged marriage covers that
"Also, since you are in here, you are most likely gay." /j
Why did this break me?
Human trafficking is one of their services. You might get lucky
I FULLY believe Claire’s does organized crime.
And criminal investigations
They don't do criminal investigation well b/c someone who isn't me shoplifted so much from them as a young brat she could have retired with the amount she managed to get out of there with.😂😂😂
honestly same bc how else are they still in business
And lobbying.
Facts. Aint no way they stay open as long as they do in malls without being a front for something.
Poaching got me lol
I wanna see a Claire’s black market organization 😭
Shoutout to Julie, she’s such a doll. She gave me a free unicorn lip gloss with my new kidneys!
Someone arrest Julie! She was just supposed to pierce my ears but then I woke up in the Multiverse aisle without my kidneys!
Julie was so nice! It was only a couple of my lungs I'll be fine.
Julie negotiated her own hostages
Julie is the goat, donating organ like candies
Omg, Julie helped you too, she was so amazing, she gave me a free tarot reading with each crime organized with her if I also bought a scalp massage
"and smokey eyes" gets me every fucking time lmao
I mean it went from “of course we can murder someone for you” to “smokey eyes”
"Taro readings" IM DEAD
I like how the war crimes are mixed in with normal average stuff
It really is haunting whenever you hear, "If you need anything- and I mean _anything,_ just let me know," from a Claire's associate.
It's giving, "Need that deadbeat gone from your couch? No questions asked. Reasonably priced and completely confidential."
The “Dog walking/dog fighting” got me😭
No comments? Let me fix that
Only 1 comment? Skill Issue tbh
They'll do anything to stay open 😂🤣 I've seen the one in my town "closing soon" so many times I assume it's their yearly joke now 😂🤣
I love how every so often there'd be a 'normal' one but the very next one is so unhinged that its fallen off
In an unfortunate mixup of departments, the deep sea sub we send down turned out to be a realistic cake
😆
Nah it didn’t perform nearly as good as a cake sub
Oh man that made me throw my head back and laugh into the sky hahahaha thank you
I should not have laughed as hard as I did
surprised you sent it who knows how deep before you realized it was cake..
Let me guess, did it come with a cake ps4/3 controller?
Clarie's feels like a fever dream
Expect you think its real and slowly going insane
I went there to get my ears re-pierced when I was 15. The 16 year old with the piercing gun whispered in my ear “please don’t show pain, you’ll make it worse” then gestured with her eyes to the line of 9-10 year olds behind me.
I complied, the 10 year old that was staring at me 5 feet away with laser focus yelled “She didn’t even flinch!” as the needle went in, and the (evidently nervous) 16 yo whispered “THANK YOU!” I left before I could hear the screams of all the children I just gaslit and my mom cackled when I told her what the girl told me.
My piercings were infected a week later (karma, I guess). Also I ended up being a dude which explains why I didn't like wearing earrings to the point of needing them repierced a couple times.
This memory gives me whiplash
Nah it's from an alternate Universe where Claire s is a bit sus
@@riverstein7251 Naw. They just really don't know what they're doing with ear piercings. Pretty sure they just hand the piercing gun to their newest employee and tell them "go!" No training whatsoever.
By the way, one of my ears that was pierced there still has problems *20 years later* and I haven't worn earings for 19 of those 20...I'm going to see a derm about it. That cheap piercing isn't worth it! Go to a tat shop instead, although apparently Ulta does them and actually has certified cosmetologists who do them--instead of the "highly trained specialists" that apparently grace Claire's sales floor.
Also, being a dude doesn't have anything to do with whether or not you get piercings, considering Goths, body artists, and the black community and black culture don't differentiate among the sexes when it comes to piercings. Heck, Travis Kelce--a white football player--has piercings. So...that sucks if someone (e.g. your parents) or a some peer group or whoever non-sensically associated piercing with "female". I know Spanish culture is that way...or was. It seems like everybody anymore is accepting piercings on males. And why not?!
I know for me, assuming Claire's didn't permanently damage my ear, I've thought about getting both my ears re-pierced. However, as much as I'd like to flash my ear bling on nice occasions, I wouldn't want to wear and maintain earrings day to day, so it's a "no" for me.
“TSA Precheck” 😂
Hostage negotiations ia the most wild one to me idk why XD
As someone who works in claires, they may not officially offer all of those options, but if you go to a good one (especially one of the ones in a Walmart) they employee can definitely help you with ANYTHING
Where I live there is a really bad one 😭
So it’s like a secret menu except at Clair’s, cool I’ll be getting Witchcraft lessons now
Thank God I live in a claries free country lol
I will not be using this information wisely, thank you
There's Claire's in Walmart? Where do you live?
"I need to break a curse"
"Just over there, ma'am."
They do offer witchcraft.
bhjjgghmj the loop tho
"WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!"
"Hi there! Welcome to Claire's!"
lmao
We need a "Claire's, the multiverse"
Golly thanks you remind me to go to Claire's I really needed to throw my nuclear wastes away
The bodies. Don't forget to take the bodies.
I gotta go for the witchcraft.
If your going there anyway could you please take these bribary checks with you for me
@@brentterschegget235 Alrighty, gotta go there for satanic rituals anyways, so might as well.
@@brentterschegget235 You + are = you're. I hope this helps, I'm sincerely not trying to be rude but I know that rule often helps people who get those confused.
Years ago, I had a friend who got arrested for shoplifting at Claire’s. Now I’m surprised they didn’t sell her organs on the black market. Bedazzled!
Bedazzled black market organs. Fantastic. ❤
Well, it kinda makes sense. They wanted her friends to come and purchase stuff, and if their friend went missing, that might put them off. Or if they hired an investigation team from them, then what? Turn up the evidence that "Claire's" was the culprit, or never figure it out. Either way; looks bad.
@NotVille_Quit being a bot.
@NotVille_you have one video .
As a current Claire's manager this was fucking GOLD
This is the BEST video I've ever seen. I'm so happy. Now maybe I can get someone to fight that interdimential monster. That has been plagueing me.
I truly believe that Claire’s is a space-time anomaly that should qualify as an SCP.
aight someone make a data log
This needs to be a thing
Someone call Dr. Sherman
SCP: C12[REDACTED] -Codename: Claire's.
The first instance of C12[REDACTED] was found in a local mall in [REDACTED], Ohio. On November 5th of 1986. Employees seemed aware of the interdemenisonal portal(s) found in the store only when 'clocked in'. Once an employee is found 'clocked out' they retain no memory whatsoever of these portals. In fact when SCP staff took brainscans of employees the part of the brain that lights up with memory is found abesent once they are 'clocked out'. These portals are found to extend to almost every universe where a 'Claires' exist. Connecting not only to each other but through time and space. Some versions of these stores is found to still 'cater to teen girls' but what is sold always differs. Soemtimes, the differnce is as small as colors of items or the store logo. Other times it goes as far as one instance in INTDEM: 38X-[REDACTED] as offering services for nuclear fusion rather than ear piercings.
@@4everindenial that’s what I said when I read that 😂
"If you let these people go I'll give your these cute donut earrings and a tiara"
"throw in a fluffy koala notebook" "Deal"
😂💀
😂😂
Only Stanzi makes Claire's terrifying and serial killing hilarious ...
in the friend group im in, we like to joke that you can get a lobotomy at Claire's so this was hilarious to me
Surprisingly “smoky eyes” was the most unbelievable thing out of all the things she listed 😂😂😂
I don’t trust for one second that they can actually do a decent smoky eye. Everything else seems legit.
@@serenastarz867 I mean, they didn't claim that they do all of those things *well*. They only said they do them. The quality was not part of the conversation. They don't do ear piercings well either, but they do them anyway.
@@annakilifa331 lmao so true
As someone who works at Claire’s I can confirm we have everything
I don't know why but "tarrot reading" just cracked me up :D
Diversity is the key to survival
That's where i got my top surgery! Jessica was a gem, and I was able to give her some tips on the AP US History exam.
Please tell me you left a good Yelp review!!
@NotVille_you sound jelly, are you jelly?
@NotVille_ you have a single video on your channel and it looks like shit so...
Got your teets yeeted at Claire's
@NotVille_ dIDn'T AsK oh i'm sorry a random stranger on the internet didn't think to interrogate you in fear of your fee-fees being hurt before posting an amusing and harmless comment
Got my mastectomy done at that place. Becky was so helpful and I was even given a complimentary pack of butterfly clips.
What the fuck they do that for real?
Did you also get your other nipple pierced?
@@LeDollDonnayep
You're fucking with me right @@littlerat760
Actually those lil clips are great for attaching your drains to your compression garment after the surgery.
I like how it didn't get gradually worse, the list was thoroughly mixed with mundane things.
“Domestic terrorism” followed by “scalp massages” really got me 😂
Damn Claire's employees have more jobs than Barbie
It's where all the Barbies that come to life go to to work
@@fanime1 Now that explains it!
I got my tubes tied and my ears peirced the same day at Claire's. It was a great experience ! In and out in 20 min.
Underrated comment xD
Sure they didn't mix the two of them up?
Wait, fr?
@@ChanelNo.5-ck6uc nahh i think they are kidding. if its fr then 😭
@@bubblegirl55 is that legal 😭
the fact that this all feels very in character for claires is hilarious to me 💀
Tarrot reading got me good😂😂😂
Missed opportunity to say
- Organized crime
- Unorganized crime
In a sense, if it needs any amount of preperation, time investment or any form of combat training, the crime is organized... But then again, if it's performed as a sloppy job and too much evidence has been left on the crime scene, it can be considered "unorganized", no matter how much prepping went into it.
@@erikblaas5826 Poorly organized crime lol
Your ability to show a character’s face morph from mildly amused to slowly unsettled to completely horrified/terrified should be studied, I’m dead serious 😂
"... and smokey eyes."
Killed me
Claire's is amazing. They rescued me and the rest of the people on my flight from the Bermuda Triangle and fed us a lovely roast chicken dinner and the cutest cupcakes for dessert.
So that's where my baked goods went from our baking lessons...
That roast chicken is Selena from criminal investigations on July 21st, 2007 at 4:23 AM
they kidnapped me n my roast chicken dinner and i think sum of that chicken is my arm😰😓😥
@@LazyMZMoh no it was me. I ate them while I was held hostage
The replies and the comment passed the vibe check.
bye guys omw to get my top surgery at Claire’s
YES! I got mine there!
Please find an alternative venue for bottom surgery thought! A bit more complexity involved. 😮
Omg good luck!! 🥰🥰
@@brendatomlinsonhot topic for bottom surgery
@@passionate_possum_palso dark you can't even tell what's wrong!
That heart plaid bag in the back ground would make 12 y/o mean go feral.
I wanna see more of that shopper slowly losing their grasp on reality lmao
this is why I love Claire’s
- Witchcraft
-Accessories
- Hats
- Plushies/toys
- Therapy
with FREE asbestos!
Ew witchcraft
It should be illegal
@@edits4ever_2022
By air and earth
By water and fire
So you be bound
As I desire
By three and nine
Your power i bind
By moon and sun
My will be done
Sky and sea
Keep harm from me
Cord go round
Power be banned
LIGHT REVEALED
NOW BE SEALED
@@edits4ever_2022Ew you
You should be illegal
@@user-gm4jy8tc2lcool Rhythms though
I’d been saving a pic for YEARS that says ‘I got my top surgery at claire’s’ & finally got to use it to announce mine on sm 😸😸
Yayyyyy! Congrats ❤😊
came here to comment about the same meme lmao
congratulations!!! :D
Congrats!
congrats!!
@@erickspoonakisyou got too surgery at Clair’s? I thought Clair’s still only did ear piercings and that it was a meme
Claires being the secret underground railroad for smishsmortions was not on my 2024 bingo card 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I saw a bumper stucker the other day that said "I got my lobotomy at Claire's" 😂
I’m happy to know I’m not the only one who feels like Claire’s has this energy that strikes fear into my heart
Claire’s REALLY needs to use this as an actual commercial! Now I want to go on their website and give them all my money!
love that she paired domestic terrorism with scalp massages
OMG I absolutely got to visit Claire's since their, err, expansion.😂
Love how I didn't flinch at hostage negotiations, but at tarot readings xD
I'd let Clairs read my cards!
Claire's is a bit of a fever dream but I love the shop
I remember when I got my BBL done at Claire's! It was so convenient since I was meeting with the King of Napal that very same day and the wonderful girl at the front (thank you, Lisa!) helped me get right past those pesky "no fly list 🙄" restrictions. I even got to meet Claire, herself! They keep the essence of her trapped in a Trapezohedron in the back 🥰
Claires finalized my divorce and then sent someone to fix my HVAC system
I like how you squeezed “ocean cleanups” in through all the other horrors 😂
“Ocean clean up, crime scene clean up” 😂
"Dog walking, dog fighting" 😂😂
“Disposing of Nuclear Waste, Ocean Gate Tours”😭😭😭
Plus, organized crime...
Get the 2-fer.
That escalated quickly
This list is fucking iconic.
Domestic terrorism is real tho 😭
It's called having a creative working mind.... but I'm sure anything like that is immensely impressive to your generation.
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar What's immensely impressive is someone not taking every opportunity to shit on other people.
no wonder it’s so hard to find job nowadays. with claire employee being trained to do absolutely everything
I got my lobotomy at Claire’s ✨
I actually got a colonoscopy at claire’s and my doctor, daisy was definitely qualified and she even did my nails and gave me a unicorn headband after! Great service!
Oh wow, I didn’t know they did nails
You're just gonna blow past Daisy the doctor? Duke did my colonoscopy last week, and he's the regular. I don't know any Daisy's.
I want a 🦄 headband!
I’m autistic so when I got my ears pierced there at 7 years they had to give me a lolly just to shut me up
Come on now we all know you paid extra for the headband don't lie to us.