I can just imagine the two hanging out at a gathering in a couple years and she's like, "remember that funny time you tried to Jigsaw me?" And he's like, "you're never letting this go huh?"
Why should she be his wife? They only met a few times!! And why exactly is having a wife bad? Or is that super funny straight humor again (sorry nothing against u guys but I hate this kind of humor where you portray somebody you should love as bad just for a few dry laughs of some middle aged cishets). There are so many great things to make fun of! Why is it the person you should love??
@@sadqueermess they haven’t met a few times hey went to the same school (ik they met several times as adults but still) here’s my theory After this they went to the party in Saturday and he brought the lemon bars (no idea what the hell that is) and his and her mom started talking good about him and so she told Conner that they finally stopped talking 💩 about him and so he got relieved and they started meeting daily then they started dating and they eventually got married
Man Connor needs to step up his game if he wants to make it big in the killer business also bring something to pour over the lemon bars or the gossip will be worse
He didn't even remember his mother's best friend's kid but she ended up giving him a heads up about bringing something to his own mom's party, women really are underrated dude
I’m stealing this. This is a GREAT character idea, especially for a comedy. They’re an extremely f-ed up serial killer but they have an old mom who is essentially a facebook mom or a wasp mom, it’s perfect
Getting that deep serial killer lore now. Also fr step it up Conner, how can you go to a party and not bring anything? Regina has a right to talk bad about you if you can't even bring a snack to a party.
Connor is such a screw up, everyone knows it's not a dinner party it's obviously a potluck where everyone is supposed to bring a dish and he can't even bring a lazy veggie tray or bags of chips.
You never cease to amaze me. You're a one person writing team, multirole actress, director, and producer, SNL NEEDS YOU! Fire Lauren go for the throne.
This feels like a “and that’s how I met your mom kids……. I regret not killing her“ Idk just what I get from her telling him off and helping him out feels like most relationship lol
Reminds me of talking to my grandma when she has news. "Did you know your classmate's cousin's wife had a kid? You went to school with her in 5th grade, do you remember?"
We're learning so much about our favorite kidnapper: his name, family situation, therapist. If we keep going at this rate I'll know more about Connor than any guy I tried to date
His next victom: please p-please don't kill me I'll cut off all my finge- Conner: for the *1 time* the *I TIME* I GET A NORMAL PERSON UGH no I need you to teach me to make lemon bars Person: can't you use google? Or a recipe book? Conner: no service and no book andI hate shopping and people that's why I *try* to kill them- look just can you nake them or not? Person: do I get to live? Conner: sure whatever Person: okay! Conner: I should've just gotten tyerapy and gone to college
I love her confident smile at the beginning, showing that she indeed knows that that is Connor, the son of her mother's best friend 😂😂 Also, I love that their mothers are best friends but they're not even friends, they just "met a few times as adults".And he lets her go because he respects her mother, not her
Don’t come at my boy Connor! He is trying his best. I guess I would be a terrible serial killer too because I am also bad with faces and have confidence issues.
You know one day I want the skit to start and we see “Blood” on his face and he stabbing something and saying something like, “Finally” or “See, you could never escape me” or something and then the frame zooms out and he’s stabbing a ketchup bottle with his next would be victim standing next to him eating a pizza or something. The person saying something like, “See? That’s what success would look like if you’d just manifest destiny! Get in there and give me 50 more!” Idk I just think it be funny for one of his victims to coach him/train him 😭😂😂💀
Lol this is even funnier because he says "cut ALL your fingers off" when that's logistically impossible, you need at least 2 and much better would be 3 fingers left to keep going 😂
“We have met _several times_ *as* adults” is an underrated line
It sounded Asian for some reason and why does this comment have 0 replied
ikr, I really don’t get it tho, but it adds so much!
3k likes and 2 replies
this hurt me on a personal level.
@@DereklikesthenbaRACIST MUCH?
I can just imagine the two hanging out at a gathering in a couple years and she's like, "remember that funny time you tried to Jigsaw me?" And he's like, "you're never letting this go huh?"
Nah she needs to marry him after this she would have a slave for a husband 😊
Lol- the "Is your mom's name Pamela? Yeah. Oh son of a bitch." got me dying-
Baguette
@@zoomzoom2276 hon hon hon vive la france
Read regina backwards
“Our moms are friends”
The subconscious chill of childhood *horror* that line sent down my spine could have woken the dead
My mother used to know so much shit about what I did because of being friends with EVERY mom there was... killed me
I had a similar chill..
My mom had no friends 😅
You ain't scaring me with that ish - my mom does that _all on her own_ - trust that
My mom never made friends with any of my friends' parents.
@@LMCorvinus "IT TAKES A VILLAGE" 😁
she really just said "im telling my mom"
😂
1k like right here :D
😂
YAAASSSS!! This!!! 🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️😁😁😁🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😆😆🤔🤔🤔🥳🥳
You deserve the amount of likes you got for this comment lmaooo🤙🏻😝😂🤣.
the transition from "cut all your fingers off" to "lemon bars" was mind boggling
For real though😂 ( also how do you not have any other replies 😭)
@psstewart1590 IKR like 7K likes and 1 reply?! lemme fix that.
@@PeytonMcCall-zs7bjlook at that 7.3 and yet
Yup
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serial killer name reveal??? omg
Your pfp reminds me of the omori artstyle. Just had to ask, is it based of it?
@@TheRandomChannel143 oh yes, it is! i just drew myself in the omori style. so glad you recognized it as such!! :DD
@@kat1652 Well I think it looks great
@@TheRandomChannel143 thank you so much!!
@@kat1652 that'd be great, I would love to check them out
NOT THE LEMON BARS 😂😂😂😂
The Bisexual Classic
@@zedbagsas a bisexual I approve this message
@@zedbagsof course cuse lemons are ZeStY
I heard this in Chloe's voice.
I'm bi and I hate lemon bars😭
When Stanzi said “is your name connor” i had a mini heart attack 😂
LMAO
Please update us on saturday's party, Connor!
how you gon explain this to Pam, Connor?
You better bring lemon bars
Saturday's just right around the corner, Connor! Don't forget to bring the lemon bars.
“ LeMoN bArS” god i love ur shorts stanzi
That part set me off lmao 🤣
You can tell this is exactly the kind of thing that makes their preferred form of social interaction "long distance video torture"
Idk why but this is radiating sibling energy
Edit: Woah?! 1K?? Genuinely, thanks for all the likes
Somehow that was the most wholesome thing to me.
I mean they might as well be siblings since their parents are best buds.
Yes somehow it really is😭
Sounds like their mums are a little more than friends /j
She is the second woman that he genuinely get scared of beside his wife. lol
She’s definitely the wife! Lol. This has to be an origin story
Why should she be his wife? They only met a few times!!
And why exactly is having a wife bad? Or is that super funny straight humor again (sorry nothing against u guys but I hate this kind of humor where you portray somebody you should love as bad just for a few dry laughs of some middle aged cishets). There are so many great things to make fun of! Why is it the person you should love??
@@sadqueermess they haven’t met a few times hey went to the same school (ik they met several times as adults but still) here’s my theory
After this they went to the party in Saturday and he brought the lemon bars (no idea what the hell that is) and his and her mom started talking good about him and so she told Conner that they finally stopped talking 💩 about him and so he got relieved and they started meeting daily then they started dating and they eventually got married
@@sadqueermessTake a breath. It's not that serious. Relationship dynamics will make more sense when you become an adult.
@@Michael-js6gpyeah but what do you guys mean with "the wife"
Is there another jigsaw puzzle skid with a wife that I missed?
Man Connor needs to step up his game if he wants to make it big in the killer business also bring something to pour over the lemon bars or the gossip will be worse
What's a good topping for lemon bars?
@@airplanes_aren.t_real frosting?
@@airplanes_aren.t_real blood of alpha males
@@airplanes_aren.t_real honey, just to be sure xd
@@airplanes_aren.t_real the perfect lemon bar topping you find in your heart. no not blood
I love how she didn't judge him at all for being a murderer, just being a bad one lol
Not even being a bad one, just grabbing the wrong bih.
@@cosmicfails2053Connor needs to get his shit together
@@cosmicfails2053Well, she implied he was lazy for not researching his victims better. She went for the low blows immediately.
@@JuMiKu🤣🤣
Me and my cousin lol.
(He’s not an actual murderer, I promise😂)
I like how he didn't recognize her but she recognized him with a mask and the voice distorded.
He didn't even remember his mother's best friend's kid but she ended up giving him a heads up about bringing something to his own mom's party, women really are underrated dude
and that after he tried to kill her too
not the lemon bars-
LMAO
lEm0n bArS
:)
Legend says that he was never able to look at Pamela in the eye again
Tough
Who is your pfp
@@EnabledShipper Rei Inugai
Lol
@@user-nz9ek6bb1e Thought it was that girl from mysterious girlfriend X lol
Epilogue: Connor brought homemade cookies and the moms were delighted
Good ending:
ORIGIN TO THE SERIAL KILLER AND WIFE AT THERAPIST COUPLE!!!
I’m stealing this. This is a GREAT character idea, especially for a comedy. They’re an extremely f-ed up serial killer but they have an old mom who is essentially a facebook mom or a wasp mom, it’s perfect
I sense a tv series
At least give Credit
Don't steal things.
If they’re the child of a wasp mom the serial killer part could make a lot of sense actually-
Of course I’m not actually stealing it, I’m not even an actual writer lol. I was just gonna use this for a funny OC idea.
“What gave it away?” “I can smell your breath through the screen”
Edit: y’all crazy with the likes omg 😂😂
lol imagine
HAHAHAHA
Wow my comment blew up lol
@@throwinitfortheclip2792 I'm so sorry, I hope everyone got out alive x
Lmao 🤣🤣
this feels like a platonic “i can fix him” situation
"What should I bring?"
"Lemon bars, something summery.." 💀😆
This is gonna be **so** awkward when their mom's organise a blind date
I would watch that series. Enemies to lovers, fake dating, misadventures in failed murder on the side
@@devonlawton1149 Ok that DOES actually sound good
He's married actually. His wife is a hairdresser.
“How the hell was I suppose to know?” Like fr give my guy a break 😂😂😂😂
Ok but they've met. Several times. As adults.
@@graciethebelle and her mom has a facebook
yeah geeze he's doing his best! i can't see why people are so mean to him
Lol I need the video of him embarrassed bringing lemon bars
theyre like siblings like they went from "murder" to "baby fighting over the last fry"
"You have 15 minutes to cut your fingers off"
How the fuck am I supposed to do that after the first hand?
Use your mouth to hold the knife or whatever you're cutting with.
I was looking for this comment!
Maybe he provides one of those guillotine paper cutters?
Well, it’s not supposed to be easy
@@adorabell4253 That would be helpful.
Getting that deep serial killer lore now. Also fr step it up Conner, how can you go to a party and not bring anything? Regina has a right to talk bad about you if you can't even bring a snack to a party.
Not even a bottle of wine, lemon bars!
Connor is such a screw up, everyone knows it's not a dinner party it's obviously a potluck where everyone is supposed to bring a dish and he can't even bring a lazy veggie tray or bags of chips.
You never cease to amaze me. You're a one person writing team, multirole actress, director, and producer, SNL NEEDS YOU! Fire Lauren go for the throne.
As a person named Connor, this is a certified Connor moment
"Is your mom's name Pamela?"
"Yea."
"Son of a baguette."
Lamo
@@SK3WK3 old
@@roobogaming that's like someone saying "i like waffles" and you respond with "chef!"
@@b_read6941thats the translation
@@b_read6941CZcams comment
“Bring something summer-y. Get it together.”
The defeat in his voice when he asks “Is your mom, Pamela?”
“I respect pam too much” why is this lowkey wholesome😭
I love that she’s really not even shocked.
I know, she giving "imma let you finish so I can come in with the UM EXCUSE ME"
He was voted "most likely to kidnap someone" in highschool.
I honestly doubt this serial "killer" has even once been successful with the way his victims keep getting his ass together 😆
I think most of them just opted to die.
Jaja she has a short when he killed the husband of the attendant at a restaurante and is scolded by his girlfriend, so.. he made it! Once
The hand work when he asks "what should I bring" is sending me 🤣🤣🤣
We have met.. several times.. AS ADULTS. Had me dying lmao😂
"we have met several times as adults" *cries in faceblind*
Right!? I hate being face blind so much!
"Our moms are friends"
Oh no...
This feels like a “and that’s how I met your mom kids……. I regret not killing her“
Idk just what I get from her telling him off and helping him out feels like most relationship lol
“I’ll see you on Saturday” 😂😂
Epilogue: Connor brought lemon bars the following Saturday and the moms were delighted
but i need to know if he wore the mask 😁
Reminds me of talking to my grandma when she has news.
"Did you know your classmate's cousin's wife had a kid? You went to school with her in 5th grade, do you remember?"
We're learning so much about our favorite kidnapper: his name, family situation, therapist. If we keep going at this rate I'll know more about Connor than any guy I tried to date
That sarcastic lemon bars at the end was absolutely perfect
This so good! I love how the victim was just like, “You are bad at this you should let me go.” And he was like “Don’t tell your mother!”
Thank you so much for your content it always makes me smile and laugh.
the ,,LeMoN BaRs🙄💁” ending got me FLYING 😂😂😂😂
I need this to be written into a novella immediately 😂
The only person to not talk about how bullshit his challenge is, and he gave her LESS TIME this time!
I literally won't mind watching an hour long episode of you playing all characters, you're so entertaining I love you!
"I'll see you Saturday" 😭
Lemon bars? Fuck me, Stanzi is a frickin genius!! I love this so much 🤣🤣🤣
His next victom: please p-please don't kill me I'll cut off all my finge-
Conner: for the *1 time* the *I TIME* I GET A NORMAL PERSON UGH no I need you to teach me to make lemon bars
Person: can't you use google? Or a recipe book?
Conner: no service and no book andI hate shopping and people that's why I *try* to kill them- look just can you nake them or not?
Person: do I get to live?
Conner: sure whatever
Person: okay!
Conner: I should've just gotten tyerapy and gone to college
But Conner is already in therapy!!! He tried to kill another one of his therapists patients lol
"oo LeMoN BaRs" i love connor
All of my moms friends are either childless or their children are way older than me. I am happy that I don't have any issues like this
She took “im telling your mom” to a whole other level😭
I love her confident smile at the beginning, showing that she indeed knows that that is Connor, the son of her mother's best friend 😂😂
Also, I love that their mothers are best friends but they're not even friends, they just "met a few times as adults".And he lets her go because he respects her mother, not her
i kinda wanna see how this party goes tho
As soon as she started asking questions, I would've dropped the floor.
I love how she just had a smirk in the beginning while he was giving the instructions she knew the whole time
“LeMon bArS” IM SORI LMAO 💀
When moms are best friends, you're basically siblings at that point, if you like it or not
"EUgh LEmON bArS" At the end had me cracking up XD
She took “I’m telling your mom” to a whole other level
The fact that he either is doing that bad a job of masking his identity or she just always knew he gave off serial killer vibes and expected this
Lmao if this was real
My mom was best friends with my elementary school bully. This is strangely relatable.
“What should I bring”
“ *a body* ”
“Lemon bars” 😂😂😂
Don’t come at my boy Connor! He is trying his best. I guess I would be a terrible serial killer too because I am also bad with faces and have confidence issues.
“Idk Lemmon bars. Something summery” 😂
The last "lemon bars" 😭
This one might be my favorite of the serial killer bits tbh!
This dude really can't catch a break, lmao
Next victim: You have 15 minutes to make lemon bars..
The smirk she had in the beginning, you know she is like, "Oh you messed up big time"
You know one day I want the skit to start and we see “Blood” on his face and he stabbing something and saying something like, “Finally” or “See, you could never escape me” or something and then the frame zooms out and he’s stabbing a ketchup bottle with his next would be victim standing next to him eating a pizza or something. The person saying something like, “See? That’s what success would look like if you’d just manifest destiny! Get in there and give me 50 more!”
Idk I just think it be funny for one of his victims to coach him/train him 😭😂😂💀
continuing to amaze me with this immaculate content
Stanzi is THE funniest thing on the Internet! This is comic gold!!
I love how he ends up from 'you have 15 minutes to cut all yours fingers off' to taking advice from her.
"LeMoN BaRs" fucking sent me😭
Woman literally pulled the “I know your mom and I will out you” card and WON
that's... a real thing? that is awful omg
The “they always talk behind your back about not bringing anything” is the most realistic thing I’ve ever heard
"How did you f#$k up so hard, dude." 😆😂
I loved this😂
"I'll see you on Saturday." is the best unsurprised response of a failed victim of Connor. 🤣
Lol this is even funnier because he says "cut ALL your fingers off" when that's logistically impossible, you need at least 2 and much better would be 3 fingers left to keep going 😂
"LEmON BaRS" got me dying. 💀
the disinterested face when she asked if his name was Connor omgggg
this shit was funny💀💀
“I’ll see you Saturday” 😂
This is my new favorite skit! Thanks Stanzi, made my day!
GET IT TOGETHER I'LL SEE YOU ON SATURDAY 💀💀
Sangwoo in a nutshell 😂
This woman has been just killing me softly with humor.
I am so enamored 😃🤭❤️🤙
Stanzi has such a talent for turning these situations around.