Didn't think I'd have to have this talk...
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in this video i yell at students
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. - Komedie
It’s a good thing their was an “Aa” sign in the background, otherwise I would have had no idea that was classroom
They legit could do a lesson on his minimalist set design 😂
>>their was
Sounds like you need a classroom
*there
theyiare*
The "I'm not paid for this" part is the funniest, looking back now I realize how many guest speakers came to our classes being obviously not paid for some reason
When I remember the crackheads I assume it was some parole condition. Most of the others seemed to be nursing trauma by talking about it in a constructive way.
@@TheRealBobbyMC when i was like 14 they got some random dude off the street that just got out of a 20 year sentence and he just told us about all the crimes he got away with laughing like a villain, and the teachers are nodding while this dude gloats for like 3 hours
I mean, they barely pay teachers.
@@BigDaddyWesTruth.
If they’re a public worker like a park ranger they’re still being paid by the government for their normal hours
I laughed so hard at that choice of words: "absolutely CREAMED a deer" 😂
Furries be like
I'm reminded of a certain WKUK skit.........
I think it was "careened"
@@memeemporer11 can confirm uwu
@@hiepphambui3941A definition of "cream" as a verb is "to beat or damage severely". Perhaps this usage is more a midwestern thing? I dunno. I live in Wisconsin (as does Gus) and this is a common phrase around here.
“I squarshed it” -Gus Johnson 2024
Gonna get this tattooed across my bad knee.
The pacing on this descent into madness is perfect. The behaviour becomes increasingly erratic as we become increasingly certain he has a pretty severe concussion from his car accident, it all totally tracks without ever being unbelievable, it's spot on. Great job!
Man that could have gone badly
Good thing you handled it well
I don't think the principal is coming back today. Hearing about the deer made him take the day off.
He did say that he was at the vet's office - maybe to save what was left of the deer?
Ranger Ruben... I ate the pinecone.
You'll be ok, Ralph Wiggum
Ironically Jim Nelson is a real guy I know and he was a park ranger
I went to high school with a Jim Nelson.
Sounds more coincidental.
Perhaps even serendipitous
What's ironic about that?
@notchris460 it's dramatic irony.
Seeing a creamed deer on the side of the road is a typical occurrence in the midwest, especially in Wisconsin
Creamed deer is also a Midwest delicacy
Its also a thing you see in the Northeast.
Not joking, things jack any and all survival instinct.
Ever seen a deer jump out of the woods, get absolutely obliterated by a semi going 60+, and basically turn the next 300ft of blacktop into a viscera-strewn confetti crimescene?
Gorey af and honestly kind of impressive. After that I started calling semis hamburger helpers.
It's #&$% insane in my country. Almost all roads don't have any bridges for wild life to safely cross(above or under).
At least once every 6 months I see something dead on the road but I guess the greedy people in the government really do need all that extra money for their new shoes... Anyway have a good day.
@@LiamBZS.once every whole 6 months?!?! Me oh my that’s so frequent to see such a gruesome sight!!!!
@@davidhochstetler4068 I don't think it's very frequent, but the fact I'm not on the road a lot, means it probably happens a lot more and I just don't see it.
I'd like to think this is the same guy from the sketch in his car begging the school for a job
"I'm not even paid to be here today". Accurate and sad lol
“I’m tryna figure out my civil sort of lawsuit situation that I’m dealing with here.”
Such a great quote
"That tracks, that tracks based on the day"😂😂😂
“I walked in here like this?? That tracks” 😂😂😂
I lost it when he said that!! 😅😅
"Here, feel this. Feel how sharp that is." 😂
Him just discussing the ethics of his pay with the students is so real.
Great sketch Gus, but has anyone seen my pet deer recently?
Creamed deer is a delicacy where I’m from
We have _roadkill of the day_ in these parts.
♪Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll...
Gus your performance is genius. The way you interrupt yourself is so believable. SNL needs to reach out to you if they know what they're doing.
Oh deer.
Really? Puns? What the buck is your problem?
OOOOOohh. Deer. I get it.
I love that after all these years, Gus is using masking tape to attach his mic to his shirt.
principal nelson what a friggin guy
Dang right brother
That video that you started crying with your Mom is the reason I’m here. That one hit hard bro…
I remember the most important lesson from my second grade class...
"A is for P *A* cific Spotted Scorpionfish"
Shit, I love this boy. He's got that good ol' no bullshit Midwestern guy humor I've been lookin' for. Kinda like Chris Farley. Yes, the man, the Myth, the Legend!
a textbook case of Post-Deer Accident Guts Disorder (PDAGD), as listed in the DSM-Pillow-Guy-V
Post-Deer Accident “Gus”Disorder
@@kylitoshow excuse me, are you a licensed mental health professional? If not, then you can't diagnose CZcamsrs. But yes, a Gus Disorder appears to be a comorbidity in this case.
😅😅😅
@@nerdcity I guess you're right since you are a "licensed mental health professional extraordinaire"
@@kylitoshow yes, I am earth's foremost Dr. of Hate
If this guy came in to talk to me in second grade it would have ruined my entire life going forward.
I just wanted to learn about soil erosion
This man’s one-act plays are so good, bro I’m inspired
Praying for ranger Reuben
For real
Gus and Shane Gillis need to do a skit together
This killed me with line after line 😂😂 golden comedy
"Here, feel how sharp that is!"
And this is when ranger reuben decided to become a CZcamsr.
wanna give this guy a hug he's havin a bad day :(
poor ranger reuben
"It tastes like i'm licking a nickel"
It seemed like they were going to put the entire alphabet up in the background, but just gave up after A.
Gosh darn that guest speaker killed it!
That was the most constructive speech on the specific topic. Class dismissed.
I think the acrynom for alcoholics anonymous has both of the "A's" capitalized.
You are a genius! Aaaand can you please make more small town review videos?
Bro never disappoints
Gus Johnson is the voice of a generation...
A tour de force.
I can tell Gus filmed this at an actual school because of the “CHILDREN AT PLAY” sign
these are so creative i can’t stop watching every gus video ever 😂
Thanks Gus
I'm cracking up at the Aa in the back ground
A bad day at the fishing, wait
One heck of a bad day for everyone involved.
Hands the kids glass 😂😂😂
Butterfly don't have plumage, they have no plumes, they have scales.
That is the joke.
@@BenjaminRegen You're the joke
@@hugo54758 Based on your previous ability to recognize jokes, your observation cannot be trusted.
squarshed it
Here's a short statement Nobody asked me for: I had a guy come in Exactly just like this back in Elementary.
Was just starting to miss your comedy skits.
love me some gus ramblings
Hearing creamed describing hitting a deer is the most Wisconsin thing ever
I like how he was refrencing his actual high school teachers Mr Nelson and Mrs Jensen
This is the one Gus goober who is totally in the right. Who the hell expects someone to come in after a car accident?
I once got negative feedback for missing a recitation session (I was the TA) after I was in an accident that totaled both vehicles and I went to urgent care.
“So uh anyway, *pfft* on the trails is a good amount of mostly empty beer cans if y’all find that cool. A fun activity is counting how many cans you can find, that’s how most of my days go by.”
This "shouldn't have probably said HE'S FINE....(he died...) THE UUUHHHH" killed me
He skwarshed the shoe
Now this is the good stuff. More stuff like this pretty please!
I’ve already watched it all incredibly immaculate content gussy 😊
every day we stray further from God's grace
"Gussy" is crazy
Y’all are the ones with the dirty minds.
I thought this was gonna be a serious video until I clicked on it
Same lmao
the single Aa got me
Always fall for his titles
That’s rough buddy.
Sounds like someone let the Josh do the talkin last night!
Creamed deer, my favourite of the creamed meats. Don't do it with your car though because wow, no.
Binging you...again! 😂
Thanks Djongus.
Ear glass is the sharpest glass...fact
this reminds me of when a guy like this (don’t remember exactly where, i think a zoo or museum?) was explaining to us that Fristi (a kids drink here) is pink because it contains lice blood.
and then parents got mad
That's horrifying and hilarious
Dad: what did you learn today
Me: nothing
Bruh, i thought it was over, Gus had fallen. Can't mess with us like that.
At least he's not so concussed that he vomited
So good
lol the Sculpin IPA sticker! My friend's cousin draws those for that company, just a chill surfer dude in SD.
Really tough topic, but you handled it well 👏🙂
I love the panic in his eyes when he says "indians"
This would be me if I ever had to do public outreach. 😅
Having fun picturing the teacher who must be offscreen making increasingly frequent and increasingly violent throat-chopping motions trying to get this ranger to shut up.
I don't remember if I personally did the math or read some math from someone else but to practically vaporise a deer into mostly a fine red mist, a 45 ton truck at 200 mph is approximately the weights and speeds needed.
Welp, that's a fact for today. Carry on. 🎉
Thank you for that thorough and helpful analysis!
lmao you are so great
hehe funny gus johnson video
you need to link up with Charlie Berens, like immediately, like last year. Love you buddy
excellent
I love that he has them pass a pinecone around, but he says he JUST found it so it’s just going to make everyone’s hands gross and sappy
You laugh but the sad truth is he died in the car accident, and this is him stuck in purgatory, unable to accept his death.
Gus you gotta curse more and be more crass if you ever wanna be on "SNL" 😂 JK never change .. just think theater of life with " beck Bennet" 😅
That sculpin sticker on the wall ABSOLUTELY HAS to be the same sculpin art from the Ballast Point Sculpin IPA can. Did you cut it out of a can?
How do I know this isnt SORA "Text to Video"? The perfect speech only Gus is capable of.
Glad you got to have a good day out in nature!!!
moderately humorous
A vet appointment hahaha
Believe it or not, I had something very similar to this happen when I was in 1st grade. The only difference was that the dude was drunk.
i thought something was actually happening
"It's glass in my ear, there's glass in my ear."