We Debated the 5 Worst Ways to Die Ft. Ian from Smosh • Top 5 Beatdown

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  • @watcher
    @watcher  Před rokem +210

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      @soulmistin Před rokem +12

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    • @ICEV3N0M
      @ICEV3N0M Před rokem

      I wanna die turning ghost hunt by the ghost while Ryan is witnessing and freaking out and Shane would laugh next to him and holding him there and making him watch it :D

    • @kayanoelani9320
      @kayanoelani9320 Před 10 měsíci

      Shane's list 🎉 I like zest

    • @kayanoelani9320
      @kayanoelani9320 Před 10 měsíci

      Strangled by my own child, though.. 🤷‍♀️

  • @bunnyb1599
    @bunnyb1599 Před rokem +2510

    Shane: It's embarrassing to die, I don't want anybody to see me.
    Also Shane: I wanna get my neck snapped at the mall in front of everyone.

    • @Shesana
      @Shesana Před rokem +105

      I think the difference is that the old age one is his body failing him and the mall one is someone killing him in a dramatic way.

    • @dotdotdot...176
      @dotdotdot...176 Před rokem +39

      Also he said in unsolved (many times) that he would love his body to be left in the street to be pecked by vultures/dogs, or be thrown out the sky 💀

    • @EastmanEditing
      @EastmanEditing Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@dotdotdot...176 Also being "boated" would be people watching your body slowly be destroyed as you eventually die for entertainment...lol

  • @yazminmercado5075
    @yazminmercado5075 Před rokem +6156

    This doesn’t seem like worst ways to die, it seems like favorite ways to die lmao

    • @Ddalgiichigo
      @Ddalgiichigo Před rokem +508

      I think it was titled wrong 🤣

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 Před rokem +198

      I was calling it "Most Metal Ways to Die."

    • @Ddalgiichigo
      @Ddalgiichigo Před rokem +116

      I think Shane was doing the worst ways though 😂

    • @LadySKizo
      @LadySKizo Před rokem +70

      @@Ddalgiichigo but he wants all of them to happen to him lol

    • @fantastnicole
      @fantastnicole Před rokem +172

      It's kinda like they forgot mid- way what kind of they were supposed to be making Lol

  • @briannagomez6034
    @briannagomez6034 Před rokem +4480

    Episode: *worst ways to die*
    Ian: “I’d love it if….”
    Ryan: “Ideally….”
    Shane: “Wouldn’t it be great if…”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @what5475
      @what5475 Před rokem +289

      I was really confused watching this episode. They probably changed title.

    • @TheThem81
      @TheThem81 Před rokem +49

      Right. I’m 4 minutes in and quite confused.

    • @Kelly-uw1xr
      @Kelly-uw1xr Před rokem +167

      CZcams probably didn’t allow “best way to die” as it could support self harm and so they changed

    • @dis8791
      @dis8791 Před rokem +106

      They introduce it as "top five ways to die" at the start, so yeah probably changed

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk Před 11 měsíci +46

      It's so funny to me that "dying of old age surrounded by loved ones" is apparently one of the worst ways to die haha

  • @Artsy_Insomniac
    @Artsy_Insomniac Před rokem +2313

    Very surprised “choking on an avocado pit” or “being injected with a lethal substance” weren’t on Shane’s list. The man is unpredictable.

  • @mandimartin5521
    @mandimartin5521 Před rokem +3318

    I'm furious that Shane's #1 wasn't an avocado pit full of heroin.

    • @tklondon2818
      @tklondon2818 Před rokem +104

      Thank you!!! I was JUST thinking that Shane's list better contain "an avocado pit".

    • @beardiedragling9803
      @beardiedragling9803 Před rokem +2

      yeah me too

    • @ariadventures2289
      @ariadventures2289 Před rokem +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alesmonggo2112
      @alesmonggo2112 Před rokem +101

      This is Shane's clone.....that's why he's not scared of avocados....he's scared another clone is coming for him

    • @kactus1889
      @kactus1889 Před rokem +9

      I was drinking my tea while reading this and it came out of my nose when I laughed 🥲😂

  • @marmiteghost
    @marmiteghost Před rokem +3099

    *how this series started:* "no, this movie/cereal is better than this one!"
    *how this series is going:* shane describes being eaten alive by bugs in a shit filled boat sandwich

    • @CyberUK
      @CyberUK Před rokem +4

      😆

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 Před rokem +31

      The sweet march of progress. Lol

    • @waywardmind
      @waywardmind Před rokem +25

      The natural, organic evolution of a series. 😆

    • @slicedfruitgirl
      @slicedfruitgirl Před rokem +5

      I had to skip through the boat talk 😅 I'm a little squeamish and I hate bugs

    • @OfficialSparklyPig
      @OfficialSparklyPig Před rokem

      If it were any other way, it wouldn't be S&R.

  • @TheOwlQueen
    @TheOwlQueen Před rokem +977

    Shane reads every entry in his list like it's the first time he's seen it

  • @viiviviviiv
    @viiviviviiv Před rokem +298

    ryan: my best reference to being electrocuted is home alone.
    ryan: *tells a story about being personally electrocuted*

  • @mauracataldo1381
    @mauracataldo1381 Před rokem +3339

    Shane: we're three deeply religious guys
    also Shane: yeah the first time I went to church my nose started gushing blood

    • @Th_Ghst_Kds1183
      @Th_Ghst_Kds1183 Před rokem +168

      And for this reason, I DO believe that Shane is part demon and part human.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Před rokem +91

      I had a sore throat, yet was forced to go to church with a friend's family. When I took communion I choked on the wafer and the grape juice. 😂
      When it came time for everyone to walk around and greet each, no one talked to me. 😂🤷
      This is why I became a supervillain.

    • @tylercoburn6833
      @tylercoburn6833 Před rokem +5

      i'm glad im the 666th like to this comment

    • @victor_spade
      @victor_spade Před rokem +13

      @@Th_Ghst_Kds1183 demon truther shaniacs are gonna LOVE this one- (including me)

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Před rokem +5

      @@tylercoburn6833 Your Church of Satan certificate is in the mail. 🤗🥰

  • @PoopSquares
    @PoopSquares Před rokem +4205

    I was 99% sure that Ryan or Shane would have “Playing the piano at a benefit in LA and pooping my pants while everyone applauds” somewhere in their top 5

    • @BanaBerri
      @BanaBerri Před rokem +96

      that was certainly one of the first things I thought of

    • @Ruby-jb6en
      @Ruby-jb6en Před rokem +83

      Oh my god that would have been such a great callback!

    • @munginosal2135
      @munginosal2135 Před rokem +85

      At least we got a DB cooper one (skydiving)

    • @madhatter5241
      @madhatter5241 Před rokem +9

      my memory’s horrible, where is it from?

    • @Lefty_loosey
      @Lefty_loosey Před rokem +59

      @@madhatter5241 it’s from the unsolved episode “ the villa montezuma mansion”

  • @Greg_Was_Taken
    @Greg_Was_Taken Před rokem +917

    The fact that Ian himself was disgusted when Shane described the medieval boat torture method really says it all

  • @aerocarnie
    @aerocarnie Před rokem +856

    It's so strangely touching--in typical ghoulboy fashion--that Shane can't imagine Ryan being a bad father even in an alternate strangled-by-child universe. It's the kid who would have to be evil, not Ryan!

  • @ladyoriza9327
    @ladyoriza9327 Před rokem +904

    Oh now you gotta get Ask A Mortician for top 5 worst ways to be buried after the top 5 worst ways to die

    • @worlddictionary9954
      @worlddictionary9954 Před rokem +39

      Yes !!!!! she did a video on the worst ways to die too. i want this crossover so bad lol

    • @lilykep
      @lilykep Před rokem +32

      Ask A Mortician's story about the guy who fell into the manhole and steamed to death slowly over hours haunts my nightmares.

    • @callingallcryptids2661
      @callingallcryptids2661 Před rokem +20

      I’d LOVE to see Caitlin on this show

    • @KatStrega
      @KatStrega Před rokem +5

      THIS IS THE BEST IDEA

    • @clairvaux8459
      @clairvaux8459 Před rokem +7

      That would be the most unexpected youtube crossover for me lmao

  • @sdrawkcabemdaer5
    @sdrawkcabemdaer5 Před rokem +2092

    You know it's going to be a good episode when it starts with a content warning 😂

    • @gamingdisastercayla
      @gamingdisastercayla Před rokem +18

      It’s probably Shane’s fault they needed a content warning cause of his boat torture death rant lol

    • @SunnyBJ
      @SunnyBJ Před rokem +7

      Of course it's the episode with Ian in it 🤣

  • @rockandrollcowboys
    @rockandrollcowboys Před rokem +440

    shane leaving ian speechless with the boat thing is so funny to me

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar Před rokem +853

    Ryan: I'm a sentimental guy, I would like to be surrounded by loved ones when I pass
    Shane: I want people to witness my neck breaking in front of the mall pretzels

  • @raediation3016
    @raediation3016 Před rokem +662

    ryan saying he wanted to fall at terminal velocity into a crowded area made me mad because my number 1 worst way to die is being crushed by a falling body.

    • @6nomemory6
      @6nomemory6 Před rokem +14

      chances are slim to none as long as you're not standing close to the high building with someone who is about to unalive themselves (it did make the news)

    • @TheMedicatedArtist
      @TheMedicatedArtist Před rokem +8

      @@6nomemory6Basically, avoid urban areas or buildings taller than like, three stories.

    • @ZannaZatanna1
      @ZannaZatanna1 Před rokem +16

      *Ryan reading this and aiming straight for you next time he goes sky-diving*

  • @UncannyXander
    @UncannyXander Před rokem +1228

    Best part of this episode is Shane acting his heart out pretending to care about Raid lol

    • @ferisera
      @ferisera Před rokem +52

      I had to rewatch this and pay extra attention to the Raid ad. Shane got SO into the Sylvan Watchers.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 Před rokem +58

      Everyone who has to play out a Raid sponsor deserves an oscar

    • @ONKVP
      @ONKVP Před rokem +19

      I thought you were talking about the anti-cockroach spray....

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 Před rokem +15

      I hope some day a girl can pretend to love me as much as Shane pretended to love Raid Shadow Legends.

    • @roguetheotter
      @roguetheotter Před rokem +1

      i had that thought lmao. honestly hilarious

  • @ashwilkins5947
    @ashwilkins5947 Před rokem +168

    Ian being shocked and horrified by ‘Boats’ really proves that the Ghoul Boys (specifically Shane) knew who was coming in and prepped properly, because I was pretty convinced he would bring in the worst stuff.

  • @beardiedragling9803
    @beardiedragling9803 Před rokem +284

    I love how Shane is always so suprised by reading his own list, like he didn't even know what he wrote

  • @sethharris813
    @sethharris813 Před rokem +1390

    I love how Shane started channeling the Professor while describing "boats."

    • @jamiejoygatto
      @jamiejoygatto Před rokem +5

      I still don't understand "Boats." We need a diagram.

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 Před rokem

      @@jamiejoygatto I got you. Give this a watch. It's short and entertaining. The "boats" torture is known as scaphism and was practiced by the Persians. And holy crap were they top notch torturers.
      czcams.com/video/2IDQZXRM3WI/video.html

    • @DJ-iu5bb
      @DJ-iu5bb Před rokem +11

      im pretty sure he missed out like dont Hornets also start getting attracted to you and start stinging you as well also you start throwing up Poop too I think

    • @shannonstibor6967
      @shannonstibor6967 Před rokem +13

      I just want some sort of boat merchandise with "but, uh, I love milk". And only those of us who have seen this episode know the reference 😆

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 Před rokem

      @@DJ-iu5bb I hadn't heard about the fecal vomiting thing but it wouldn't surprise me. For sure on the hornets though.

  • @peanutbutter4741
    @peanutbutter4741 Před rokem +325

    "Mine is just things I've thought about a lot." THE SILENCE 😭

  • @jessicalewis5406
    @jessicalewis5406 Před rokem +84

    I think Shane is the only one who fully understood the "worst" part of the assignment

  • @zzing8496
    @zzing8496 Před rokem +144

    Watching Shane make Ian cringe in horror when describing his boat death method was so satisfying... Ian finally got a taste of his own medicine lol

  • @woschaebedip
    @woschaebedip Před rokem +436

    Shane is the only one who did the assignment, the others are doing "BEST Ways to Die" and this bothers me more than it should

    • @jamiejoygatto
      @jamiejoygatto Před rokem +32

      Seriously, yes. Then Shane veered off into "Clones" and it seemed as if his list became "best."

    • @user-kd6vg1vi9u
      @user-kd6vg1vi9u Před rokem +121

      I think they were going for just 'top ways to die' or 'most spectacular ways to die' and the video got mistitled

    • @riestjames7371
      @riestjames7371 Před rokem +62

      Ryan says the correct topic at the beginning of the video, it was apparently mistitled

    • @robinnn777
      @robinnn777 Před rokem +1

      seriously, i've barely started and i'm already annoyed lol

    • @danielledavis9335
      @danielledavis9335 Před rokem +1

      For real! Surrounded by your loved ones??? Oooh what a nightmarish way to die

  • @Emma-yn9op
    @Emma-yn9op Před rokem +302

    Personally I like the idea of being the first person to discover a monster and it taking me out brutally quickly, but leaving behind my remains and some kind of clue that all is not what it seems, essentially starting the plot of a horror movie/monster-slaying show

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe Před rokem +10

      Okay this is the winner for me for sure. I'd love to die like this.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 Před rokem +4

      I'd like a meteor to bring about the second dino wipe out. Ever since I read how quick and brutal and not-hollywood it would be I've been fascinated.

    • @ThinlyCut90
      @ThinlyCut90 Před rokem +1

      Damn, that is a great way to die.

    • @Red_Ghost85
      @Red_Ghost85 Před rokem +1

      I had a similar idea to this one. Mine was being eaten by a rediscovered/reemerging Megaladon. Also, I’m both fascinated and terrified of sharks and the ocean.

  • @missalii4792
    @missalii4792 Před rokem +177

    You know who would be good for this: Ask a Mortician. She would even be able to tell us stories of what she has seen or learned in mortuary school

  • @xiumilk
    @xiumilk Před rokem +63

    i think it says so much that we're all like "they're definitely doing BEST ways to die" but there's like a 50/50 split on whether 1) shane didn't get the memo and is doing the worst or 2) shane IS doing his best ways to die. what an enigma this man is

    • @mekaylaowo1928
      @mekaylaowo1928 Před 5 měsíci +4

      i think he’s absolutely doing his best, he wants people to be horrified

  • @myfavoritedemons
    @myfavoritedemons Před rokem +288

    genuinely surprised that being cannibalized wasn’t on shane’s list

  • @NashtyNation
    @NashtyNation Před rokem +296

    See, the problem with Shane telling Ian about the Boats thing is that now Ian is going to find all the information possible on this and start talking about it in his day to day life, dooming all his friends.
    I love it.

  • @BryerArtStudios
    @BryerArtStudios Před rokem +53

    I love how this turned into their ideal ways to die lmfao

  • @briellebrubacher7093
    @briellebrubacher7093 Před rokem +44

    This has to be the most iconic old gen/new gen youtube collaboration ever; Shayne and Ryan talking about death with the dead-talk man himself, Ian Hecox.

  • @Fuchswinter
    @Fuchswinter Před rokem +202

    Why do I feel like these lists were each done on completely different premises?😂

    • @NataliaLidia_06
      @NataliaLidia_06 Před rokem +1

      I feel like this isn't top anything, it's just ways to die lmao
      Edit: typo

  • @kidsmagginni1679
    @kidsmagginni1679 Před rokem +770

    This is the perfect video to do with Ian, he loves talking about bummers, perfect guest choice.

    • @bratprica6383
      @bratprica6383 Před rokem +84

      ''Another bummer, another bummer by Ian Hecox from Smosh.''

    • @Liv_buggy
      @Liv_buggy Před rokem +15

      @@bratprica6383 I was so hoping someone would comment this

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Před rokem +16

      I'm even more impressed that Shane shocked Ian abouut the boats thing, Ian's definitely going to be talking about it to someone at the Smosh office lol

  • @gilly_axolotl
    @gilly_axolotl Před rokem +15

    Can't wait for Ian to inform the rest of the Smosh crew about the boat torturing at the most inopportune time now

  • @BonnieBoestar
    @BonnieBoestar Před rokem +50

    Seeing Ian nowadays is like seeing your older cousin who you remember from early family get togethers but haven't seen in 6 years.

  • @moiranewman6714
    @moiranewman6714 Před rokem +160

    ryan instinctively knowing that gemini shane isn’t who he seems simply because he believes in ghosts is so 💀

  • @megantholin8705
    @megantholin8705 Před rokem +96

    I’ll never remember the day when I was working at the county shelter giving the quarantine dogs their meds and another tech all nonchalantly said “oh, those are the two dogs that ate their owner”. Two cute as hell tiny chihuahuas.

    • @6nomemory6
      @6nomemory6 Před rokem +13

      it's always the damn chihuahuas

    • @medea4751
      @medea4751 Před rokem +3

      NOO WHATTT

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Před rokem +20

      ok but was the owner dead first tho? if so understandable

  • @17cryptic17
    @17cryptic17 Před rokem +33

    First of all, Ian is the perfect guest for this lmoa
    Secondly Ryan talking about dying naturally surrounded by loved ones and he says "I am... D.B... Cooper." That fucking got me lmao

  • @AgeOfSynn
    @AgeOfSynn Před 11 měsíci +30

    I can't believe more people aren't bringing up Shane doing a perfect recreation of the Marv scream at 8:34.

  • @QilleWolf
    @QilleWolf Před rokem +318

    For a second I thought Ryan’s number one pick was gonna turn into a pregnancy announcement 😂

    • @jasminvalerie
      @jasminvalerie Před rokem +36

      Ok the amount of times he brought up family and kids, I was totally expecting a pregnancy announcement 😂😂

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Před rokem

      I had this moment but with the lower thirds bio

  • @musicismylife1881
    @musicismylife1881 Před rokem +88

    20:30 Shane's face after Ryan talks about his own seed LMAOOO

  • @chestersnap
    @chestersnap Před rokem +34

    Ian's "did it cure your depression" was such a good question. Love the subtle dig at electrotherapy. I know it works for some people but it was way overused to the point of being abusive more than anything

    • @boybutch
      @boybutch Před 5 měsíci +2

      it’s not actual electrocutions. it’s way different, u don’t feel any pain. and i’ve met more people it’s help than it hasn’t, plus how it is a abusive? i’m talking about modern day, not what they used to do. i’m genuinely curious if there’s a way it has been abusive (again, in current times) that i’m just not aware of.

  • @reloreo2899
    @reloreo2899 Před rokem +33

    Shane's medieval 2 boats, milk and honey torture one is going to haunt my thoughts for a while. I physically recoiled while he was describing it.

  • @emilymorgan1994
    @emilymorgan1994 Před rokem +413

    this is the BEST episode Ian could've possibly been on👏🏼

  • @mariharrison1332
    @mariharrison1332 Před rokem +70

    Shane's absolutely CHAOTIC vocal inflections during the ads always kills me lol

  • @calliope720
    @calliope720 Před 7 měsíci +10

    The different vibes in each list are so confusing that I can only guess that the prompt was just a vague "how would you want to die" and it ended up being a split between "I want to die in the best way possible" and "I want to die in the gnarliest but most memorable way possible"

  • @icimsn
    @icimsn Před rokem +14

    putting ian on this particular episode is perfect. only thing better would be like "top five biggest natural disasters ever" or "top five reasons your plane will crash"

  • @normalstories8540
    @normalstories8540 Před rokem +209

    Of course Ian would join this episode

    • @TheRandomSandwiches
      @TheRandomSandwiches Před rokem

      @I'll say when it's time It's a spam link, I guess, but it's not a damn food video for once. The video they linked is about feeding cats.

  • @Miranda50709
    @Miranda50709 Před rokem +123

    Why do I get the impression Ian thought it was 'the best ways to die'? He sounds so excited about some of these.

    • @plontulublalulu
      @plontulublalulu Před rokem +22

      It is "top 5 ways to die" which can interpreted a number of ways

    • @jamiejoygatto
      @jamiejoygatto Před rokem +3

      They all do!! Except "Boats" which I don't actually understand and am hoping for a diagram.

    • @worlddictionary9954
      @worlddictionary9954 Před rokem +4

      ask a mortician did a video on this called worst way to die, she even drew a diagram

  • @Andrew-ez9gm
    @Andrew-ez9gm Před 6 měsíci +10

    I thought there was a deeper irony in 'rescue dogs' - like you'd gotten lost and they use the dogs to find you...only when they DO find you, the dogs eat you instead.

  • @jessw391
    @jessw391 Před rokem +39

    Shane acting out all the scenarios is making me crack up🤣🤣

  • @RillaGorilla420
    @RillaGorilla420 Před rokem +41

    Ryan: “What makes you interested in dying?”
    Me: “Life”

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před rokem

      Hear hear! (With gLass of straight whisky...needed to be drunk lest i'll stab someone)

  • @wiets90
    @wiets90 Před rokem +190

    Choosing Ian 'The King of Bummers' Hecox for this episode is just perfect

  • @kgoofy3297
    @kgoofy3297 Před rokem +13

    Love the callback to Ryan not knowing humans can clone things in 2017, one of the iconic Ryan moments I think

  • @heleno-b1567
    @heleno-b1567 Před rokem +11

    My aunt actually did die skydiving - her chute got tangled with someone else and they both unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective) died on impact - and honestly what Ryan said about coming to terms with it in that brief moment before impact - around 15-30 seconds from memory for her - is a nice thought.

  • @spectershadow05
    @spectershadow05 Před rokem +18

    once on space mountain the guy in front of me lost his hat to the wind and i caught it in the dark soley on touch
    i returned it to him at the end of the ride
    one of the greatest moments i'll never live up to

  • @ImNotCrazy829
    @ImNotCrazy829 Před rokem +88

    5. Explosion. I mean come on, it's a classic. The spectacle, the pizzazz, the drama. So many ways it could have occurred. Was it a bomb? Was it an accident? Was I targeted? The stories that spectators would be able to tell.
    4. Guillotine/beheading. What a unique experience. There's been experiments done to show that the head is still aware to some extent after removal. Would I be able to see the parts of my body I've never seen without a mirror or camera?
    3. Spontaneous human combustion. Another unique experience. The mystery of it all. Leaving behind nothing but ashes alongside a foot or an arm that was untouched by the flames. People questioning if anyone was behind it, or how it happened in the first place.
    2. Volcanic eruption. I'm talking Vesuvius, I'm talking Pompeii. To be surrounded by my friends or family as we accept our impending deaths. To be entombed in a lover's embrace. To be uncovered thousands of years later by a future civilization.
    1. Apocalypse. We get to live in an incredible time seeing things humanity has never seen: the internet, space travel, etc. I would love to be alive to see humanity's definitive last moment. Doesn't matter if it's an asteroid or a solar flare or something we did to ourselves. To die at the finale of the human race would be the ultimate way to die.

    • @medea4751
      @medea4751 Před rokem +6

      based list

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Před rokem +3

      absolutely heartbroken that falling into a volcano was not on anyone’s list

    • @Amazinglexi3
      @Amazinglexi3 Před rokem +1

      Love your list! I also have spontaneous combustion on mine

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před rokem

      @@sunsun5005 try living in islands country that one of it's volcano almost made the earth's 2nd ice age.

    • @tbarnes4403
      @tbarnes4403 Před rokem

      Love this XD

  • @kitcat2264
    @kitcat2264 Před rokem +37

    shane's #5 following up ryan's is the funniest thing ever it was so wholesome then BOOM neck snap iconic

  • @MellSayzHi
    @MellSayzHi Před rokem +11

    The image of a blood covered Shane asking for a magnet showing Ryan's grisly death is so funny to me and idk why

  • @BunchaNothin
    @BunchaNothin Před rokem +87

    I'm so confused for the logic of many of these choices. Some are honestly the worst way to die, others are reasonable or good ways.

    • @uni8514
      @uni8514 Před rokem +20

      P sure it got mistitled and is just “top ways to die”

    • @emilybaker3703
      @emilybaker3703 Před rokem

      Yeah I was feeling confused too, was scrolling the comments to see if anyone felt the same way.

  • @allie6758
    @allie6758 Před rokem +33

    I had to recheck the title wasn’t best ways to die after I saw a few of their answers they seemed too happy about them 😂

  • @jaws8621
    @jaws8621 Před rokem +8

    Is Shane the only one who got that it was supposed to be worst ways to die... Then just improvise it like these are his preferred ways of dying? I'm impressed.

  • @roguetheotter
    @roguetheotter Před rokem +8

    "i think it would be lovely if we all got incinerated together" is such a shane quote and im so very here for it.

  • @taprobanna
    @taprobanna Před rokem +41

    Kinda surprised Ryan didn't include "getting torn apart by trees" since in the St. Olga Puppet History episode he said it would've been a cool way to go

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune Před rokem

      Also can be (and was) done with horses by the way

    • @taprobanna
      @taprobanna Před rokem +2

      @@kuroinokitsune I would have expected Shane to pick that instead of boats lmao

  • @AshleWilkerson
    @AshleWilkerson Před rokem +98

    FUN FACT: when you fall at a fast enough speed, hitting water is the same as hitting concrete.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 Před rokem +11

      Imagine a pool with just kids having a good time and then something smashes into the water at mach speed and the water immediately turns into a red flood like the elevator scene from The Shinning 🤣

    • @insertclevername07
      @insertclevername07 Před rokem +6

      I believe Mythbusters tested it and found that even at terminal velocity, there is a difference-- but you're very dead either way.

  • @cam-mercy
    @cam-mercy Před rokem +8

    God, that boat torture fact is definitely going to make an appearance on Smosh as a random depressing factoid

  • @hollyward1838
    @hollyward1838 Před rokem +14

    Shane’s boat one made me think of that puppet history episode where the propeller sings about chopping people up. That one both traumatized me and made me laugh my ass off

  • @jordanpruitt5497
    @jordanpruitt5497 Před rokem +73

    the guests this season have been so superior

  • @sydneywilliamss14
    @sydneywilliamss14 Před rokem +56

    Ian really does know how to bring down the mood, especially with the ravages of time. love him

  • @lillykeim6741
    @lillykeim6741 Před rokem +23

    Oh my gods. They got sponsored by raid AND collared with smosh. They finally did it. They have become too powerful.
    Also, is Ryan’s necklace an ancient Egyptian talisman-

  • @alexeifiore8573
    @alexeifiore8573 Před rokem +8

    As a long time fan of smosh, I really shouldn't expected anything else from ian putting that as his number 5 right out the gate, but somehow I did.

  • @captainblacksand8484
    @captainblacksand8484 Před rokem +9

    I'll feel cheated if Shane's #1 isn't drowning in a lazy river

  • @pythonkatie1985
    @pythonkatie1985 Před rokem +23

    I'm actually shocked that Ian didn't know about that boat torture method.

    • @SamDracula_
      @SamDracula_ Před rokem +3

      You know he's gonna research the hell out of it later.

  • @sexlovepistols
    @sexlovepistols Před rokem +11

    Ian Hecox IS the bummer expert! nobody could do this top 5 better than him. ❤

  • @raychaelgiesbrecht4570
    @raychaelgiesbrecht4570 Před rokem +9

    When Ian said rescue dogs I thought for sure he meant dogs that are coming to rescue you (like search and rescue) and the dog just said “nah not this one”

  • @gigicilla7
    @gigicilla7 Před rokem +21

    Love when Shane started listing dead people and couldn't make anymore than Bob ross and Betty white. Truly those are the only ones that matter

  • @brookeb4563
    @brookeb4563 Před rokem +32

    the fact that there's a content warning at the beginning of the episode and the fact that Ian Hecox is the guest makes a lot of sense

  • @hyvnglvrd
    @hyvnglvrd Před rokem +10

    never thought id see ian so shocked by a type of death he chooses not to ask anymore questions. gg shane

  • @cscha101
    @cscha101 Před rokem +13

    Why is this my favorite episode? The moment the boats came out, I couldn’t stop smiling 😂😂

  • @carcar_go_vroom
    @carcar_go_vroom Před rokem +16

    WAIT WHO WAS THAT ORANGE PUPPET BEHIND THE PROFESSOR??

  • @kleppers3636
    @kleppers3636 Před rokem +50

    Of course Ian’s on the episode with a content warning LOL

  • @Cuddlefeeesh
    @Cuddlefeeesh Před měsícem +1

    Shane's face at Ryan saying "my seed" killed me lol

  • @exhaustedeloise
    @exhaustedeloise Před 11 měsíci +5

    i thought ian’s ‘pack of rescue dogs’ meant that he was stranded on a mountain or something and a pack of search and rescue dogs were looking for him, found him, and then ate him lmao

  • @yourneighborlypsycho
    @yourneighborlypsycho Před rokem +26

    shocker that Ryan didn't put being eaten by a bear smh

  • @peachy-frog
    @peachy-frog Před rokem +53

    Ian was the perfect guest! LETSGO BUMMER KING!!!

  • @garbagelady4816
    @garbagelady4816 Před rokem +2

    I immediately pictured a tiny baby with super human strength with its tiny hands around Ryan's neck

  • @cif.2016
    @cif.2016 Před rokem +3

    I was trapped on space mountain for a solid 2 hours as a kid, and we were at a horrible angle mid-drop. I remember being small enough to be able to wiggle around in my seat which made my mom think I might fall.

  • @louisatrey5725
    @louisatrey5725 Před rokem +25

    I feel like no one is giving Shane's brilliant instinctual Daniel Day Lewis impression at 05:50 nearly the hype it deserves.

    • @heatweve
      @heatweve Před rokem +3

      oh my god you're right i didn't notice

  • @Alismeee
    @Alismeee Před rokem +21

    It feels so weird to see your favorite youtuber when you were 7 and your current favorite youtuber in the same video, its kinda like when your ex and your new significant other are in the same room together.😭

  • @abyssjess
    @abyssjess Před rokem +1

    “Choking on a frozen hotdog!” - Smosh 2012

  • @kait958
    @kait958 Před rokem +1

    -A medieval joust
    -Zombie apocalypse
    -Skydiving
    -Get floated like the 100
    -rollercoaster

  • @dykevader01
    @dykevader01 Před rokem +7

    "I was... the zodiac... killer..." *dies*
    "Where's the money you old hag?!"

  • @electriccc.glypphh.arttttttttt

    never thought this would be a top 5 beatdown ep but im here for it, it’s also the perfect one for ian to be on

  • @abbeykortkamp1003
    @abbeykortkamp1003 Před rokem +2

    Herbie just chillin with the professor in the sponsorship ad. Iykyk

  • @chronorogue
    @chronorogue Před rokem +18

    Was anyone else really hoping Ryan's #1 would be "Death by a ghost" so he could finally have some ACTUAL evidence? ;) #shaniac

  • @adv4287
    @adv4287 Před rokem +18

    I’m so glad they keep talking about that space scene in magic school bus it scarred me too and no one ever talks about it 😂😂😂I feel validated

  • @siiri8902
    @siiri8902 Před rokem +23

    I've been watching so much Smosh content lately and the Watcher boys are long time favs, this collab came at a perfect time! What a good topic choice for an Ian appearance too lmao

    • @kalyguti24
      @kalyguti24 Před rokem

      Right! I have as well this is exciting

  • @Sharpe1502
    @Sharpe1502 Před rokem +1

    Here’s my top 5 list of worst ways to die:
    5. Being bitten and then consumed alive by a Komodo dragon.
    4. Keelhauling
    3. Getting stuck upside down in a tight area
    2. Being too close to an exploding geyser or accidentally falling into a Hot Springs
    1. Being dragged down into the depths of the ocean and dying via crushing pressure.
    1 (tie). Alzheimer’s