@@williamzhao2521 Your statement doesn't make any sense. The parents were trying to get away from him but when Larry says he's walking in the same direction he said "oh gosh" because you can hear in his voice he doesn't want to deal with him again.
@@robrick9361 it was a genius retort because of exactly that. not all Chinese people practice kung fu, just like not all Chinese babies have proclivities to using chopsticks. A stupid, stereotypical retort to a stupid, stereotypical inquiry.
I was laughing my ass off when he said "Let me ask you this question" for the second time. The way he says it (then licking his ice cream) just shows how little he cares about being appropriate.
It's because Larry David is like a bastard house cat. If the person is repulsed by him, he wants nothing more than to rub his scent all up on them as they cringe endlessly. But if they chase after him like an unruly child and try to pet him, he darts off into the other room. In this particular case, his desire to troll this young couple over their Chinese daughter outweighed his anxiety towards the standard stop-and-chat. He truly is the worst. And by the worst, I mean the best :-D
He’s trolling them. Most fun thing you can do in life. Like asking a dressed up middle aged woman how old she is. Her expression is priceless every time.
"Don't call her Frasier." gets me every time. I don't know why! Just the absurdness of it all, how you would ever get to a situation where you were asking another adult not to call your adopted Chinese baby the name of a fictional 50 something intellectual psychiatrist. HAHAHAHA. Larry David's mischievous smirk as he says "hello frasier..." He knows EXACTLY what he's doing! That's why I love him and Curb so much.
He's totally unhinged in this scene... from Kelsey GRAMMAH FRASHAH to the chopsticks line to wanting to be called about the chopsticks to the psychotic line. Hysterical.
@@videoschistosos7077 Liberals are almost all retards, but so is the guy pretending to be a trump supporter while calling a baby a communist. He doesn't have a point. Trump supporters don't care what colour someone's skin is, because conservatives don't divide people based on race. Liberals do.
Exactly. Also note how they are so "offended" by Larry's stupid chopsticks joke, but not so much at the horrific statement he makes at the end concerning mental illness.
@@keegster7167 yeah the script each episode is like 5 pages only and its mostly the outlines for what a scene is suppose to be and flow like, the actual words and dialogues is mostly improvised
That's how they deliver Jewish babies. The doctor jingles coins in front of the birth canal and when the baby sticks his/her hand out to get them, the doctor grabs the baby's arm and pulls him out.
Larry with an ice-cream, you do not want to cross Larry with an ice-cream, that's when he's at his most relaxed and non-filtered state. He just wouldn't give a shit about what he says moreso than usual. It's Larry Prime.
The child ended up being an aMAYzing Cielo player. She began playing the Cielo a week after this was shot and was a master from the get-go. Her math skills were off the charts as well.
People look so happy to run into him despite it never going well because they all want to believe they are friends with Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld.
For some reason, the Kelsey Grammer bit from this scene is something that causes me to laugh hysterically when ever it randomly comes up in my mind lol
@@barnyaaard Really, how about preference, inclination, bent, leaning, tendency just off the top of my head? Pretty sure a thesaurus would give you another half dozen. And many other options if you use multiple words like your own “natural tendency”.
I'm Asian and I hate using damn chopsticks. I'd always ask for a fork and spoon when dining at an asian restaurant. The waitress would like at me like I'm such a disgrace to Asians.
I am white, and I am better at using chopsticks than 80% of the Korean people I have met (and I have met hundreds, because I lived in Korea). Chopsticks are cultural, not in your DNA lol.
@@Aven-Sharma1991 Fuck off, dude. Stop screaming stupid shit at people. When Americans say "Asian" they mean "East Asian," not fucking Arabs and Indians. Nobody fucking cares if you are technically also "asian."
뿡뿡! ^__^: Hey CLOWN! Asia is a continent! I don’t give a crap what people mean when they use the word Asian. I’m just saying that there are other types of Asian apart from just the east douchebag! I hope you know your geography! Also, a lot of people care about other types of Asians, it’s only the arrogant ones like yourself who think that everything’s about you! Get real pal! Asians are quite a broad demographic, sorry to burst your little counterfeit bubble, but that’s who it is!
All Larry’s friends are always surprised at the madness that comes out of his mouth. Isn’t that the very reason we all love Larry? Only Jeff processes it rationally.
I would love to engage LD in a conversation like this and instead of being dismissive, just bounce back the responses with interest to see how far it goes.
One of the themes of this show, and to a greater extent Seinfeld, is people bumping into each other in the largest US metropolitan areas, New York and Los Angeles. Implausible, but I guess I can suspend my disbelief. Both are great shows.
I moved to NYC and lived there almost 10 years and one of the surprises was how frequently I bumped into people I knew. Maybe the concentration of population made it more likely. Also, when you live in the same or nearby neighborhood, it's kinda like living in a little town inside the larger city.
Ok this was funny but as an asian I can tell you that a lot of Asians don’t hold their chopsticks well because they weren’t taught properly when they were little. It’s like handwriting.
“First time she uses chopsticks, give me a call” 😂😂😂😂 The fact that he’s intelligent and doesn’t realize that he’s offended them and that there’s ZERO chance they ever call him fucking kills me
The greatest thing about curb....the show doesn't have a script. True fact. That is a level of genius like no other. People often comment on the writing...THERE IS NO WRITING. It's IMPROV.
To be clear, there is a script for the storyline and what has to happen in each scene to advance it, but yes, most if not all of the dialogue is improvised
Im British for example. Say i went to the US and people assumed that I drink tea eat crumpets and have crooked teeth, I wouldn't get all offended like a whiny jerk, because those stereotypes are funny, and are based on a reality. The fact that I drink tea by the bucketful, like buttery crumpets and have crooked teeth are besides the point lmao
Why do all of his friends greet him with such enthusiasm when every encounter he has is like this
Because the scenes wouldn't work otherwise. It is a comedy show, not a reality.
This question runs through my mind whenever I watch this show haha
Good thought
I mean he is curbing their enthusiasm
@@psychobillion hah
"Hey we're walking in the same direction!"
"Oh gosh..."
he's trying to avoid the Chinese girl because she's not Jewish. Happens to me too.
haha he actually said that?
@@williamzhao2521 Your statement doesn't make any sense. The parents were trying to get away from him but when Larry says he's walking in the same direction he said "oh gosh" because you can hear in his voice he doesn't want to deal with him again.
@@williamzhao2521 moron
@@williamzhao2521 what a fukin moron
"Do me favor, first time she uses chopsticks, gimme a call, just let me know."
:*D
lol
Smfh no lol
@@jackredd413 jfkdsl iedl slsl ele lel
666 likes. I won't ruin it
HunterZolomon 😂😂😂😂😂
The genius is in the nonchalant indulgence of the ice cream
"Let me ask you THIS question." *licks ice cream*
“blithely”. I’d go so far as to say there’s no other way to have an ice cream but blithely.
"Let me ask you this question..." I love how when Larry seems in a good mood he just doesn't care and goes on simply to entertain himself.
"Let me ask you this question" licks Ice-cream first.
"Got it!"
@@scslre look there's another drip, GET IT 😂
Well, you have to be very vigilant when eating ice-cream.
He didn't
@@zorkan111 came here to say the exact same thing. Damn you
Chopstick experiment needs to get funded immediately.
Wouldnt the correct experiment be to send an American kid to live with a Chinese family to see if chopstick use is genetic?
@@oonadoodles
Or maybe she's hiding her skills.
@@oonadoodles Does your friend have a proclivity for seeing a new animal and wondering how good it might taste with soy sauce and fried rice?
@@bassmaster867 i had a friend back in college who ate a lot of take out growing up and he uses chopsticks really well. Im asian and he is white.
You have much to learn Grasshopper 👍😃
“Do you think she’s also a Kung-Fu master?” 😂😂😂😂
That was a stupid retort cause not all Chinese people do Kung-Fu, but they all eat.
Soon she will refer to her Dad as Master Poe
@@robrick9361 it was a genius retort because of exactly that. not all Chinese people practice kung fu, just like not all Chinese babies have proclivities to using chopsticks. A stupid, stereotypical retort to a stupid, stereotypical inquiry.
Most likely
Are you saying some Chinese babies have “proclivities” for using chopsticks?
I was laughing my ass off when he said "Let me ask you this question" for the second time. The way he says it (then licking his ice cream) just shows how little he cares about being appropriate.
I thought Larry David doesn't like to stop and chat. But here he stops, chats and excitedly follows.
44616E6E79 when things interest him he's curious so happy to chat. Doesn't like small talk
It's because Larry David is like a bastard house cat. If the person is repulsed by him, he wants nothing more than to rub his scent all up on them as they cringe endlessly. But if they chase after him like an unruly child and try to pet him, he darts off into the other room.
In this particular case, his desire to troll this young couple over their Chinese daughter outweighed his anxiety towards the standard stop-and-chat. He truly is the worst. And by the worst, I mean the best :-D
Because he was interested in something.
He’s trolling them. Most fun thing you can do in life. Like asking a dressed up middle aged woman how old she is. Her expression is priceless every time.
He’s a fucking asshole and a hypocrite, duh
"Don't call her Frasier." gets me every time. I don't know why! Just the absurdness of it all, how you would ever get to a situation where you were asking another adult not to call your adopted Chinese baby the name of a fictional 50 something intellectual psychiatrist. HAHAHAHA. Larry David's mischievous smirk as he says "hello frasier..." He knows EXACTLY what he's doing! That's why I love him and Curb so much.
+Ralph Daay That's the magic of improv
TALCOLMINTHEMIDDLE No, I think you'll find it's the magic of David.
You just perfectly described the nuanced nature of comedy in Curb
Your so stoned... haha
I don’t get why anybody would be offended by what Larry said. The chopstick question is a legitimate question.
"Hello Kelsey, Kelsey. Kelsey Grammer , Frasier." Lol
Can you explain that part I didn't get it
@@normmacdonald7041 Tell the folks at home who Kelsey Grammer is
Lol as if that’s weirder than any other googoo gaga baby talk
@@normmacdonald7041 you’re a real jerk...nah he’s a good guy
@EnglishOak norm Macdonald is trolling you he is a celebrity
He's totally unhinged in this scene... from Kelsey GRAMMAH FRASHAH to the chopsticks line to wanting to be called about the chopsticks to the psychotic line. Hysterical.
"we just got her 6 months ago"
The lease is up in three years!
... from the foster pound!
I don't see what's strange about that
@#TEAM TRUMP What? How does being Asian make the baby a commie? lol
@@videoschistosos7077 Liberals are almost all retards, but so is the guy pretending to be a trump supporter while calling a baby a communist. He doesn't have a point. Trump supporters don't care what colour someone's skin is, because conservatives don't divide people based on race. Liberals do.
“Are you worried One of the biological parents could be a psychotic?”
I love how every single video from this show that I click on is funny. There isn’t a single unfunny video that I’ve seen, just personally.
The cursing at the restaurant isn't
"Let me ask you this question..."
I love when Larry says that, whatever follows is true comedy genious!
Proclivity for chopsticks
"We got her 6 months ago......" they talk about her like a pet
how would you call it?
Liberals
You hit it right on the head! Raising children now is a kind of extravagant hobby for people with money. Very observant.
SHES A RESCUE
Exactly. Also note how they are so "offended" by Larry's stupid chopsticks joke, but not so much at the horrific statement he makes at the end concerning mental illness.
lol the woman was really trying to hold back the laughs after Larry's point about being Chinese & having a proclivity for chopstick usage.
4exgold : What? Do you think the actress was not given the script? Grow up.
@@stevecox7075 of course she was given the script idiot. Still doesn't mean she was fighting not to laugh. Its quite common.
Draka Shrakenburg Productions Actually the show is mostly improvised
@@keegster7167 yeah the script each episode is like 5 pages only and its mostly the outlines for what a scene is suppose to be and flow like, the actual words and dialogues is mostly improvised
When the girl grows up, she will jingle coins in front of Larry and ask him if he is excited by the sound the coins make.
That's how they deliver Jewish babies. The doctor jingles coins in front of the birth canal and when the baby sticks his/her hand out to get them, the doctor grabs the baby's arm and pulls him out.
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Touche!
0:21 - "We just got her six months ago"
^ I love how he words this like they adopted a cat or a dog.
This show's attention to detail is incredible 😂😂😂
Larry saying, 'Let me Ask you a question' = whirlwind of swarm
She's adorable. lol..
Larry with an ice-cream, you do not want to cross Larry with an ice-cream, that's when he's at his most relaxed and non-filtered state. He just wouldn't give a shit about what he says moreso than usual. It's Larry Prime.
If LD wasn't a millionaire he would have no friends...
"Let me ask you this question." (Licks ice cream cone ) . That's quality
Schizophrenics generally aren't violent like portrayed.
They are mostly just withdrawn, unmotivated, anxious and depressed.
Whenever Larry says "Let me ask you this question..." you know things are going downhill quickly.
I love how flippant he is throughout the whole conversation
He seems to have no idea how completely fed up with him they are. He's just having a great day and saying whatever comes into his head!
The way he says "Ow Gosh" at the end is the funniest.
01:34
"Hey we r walking in the same direction!"
Ohh gawshhhhh!
😂😂😂
Larry David has a very curious mind! He always asks people questions which have never been asked before. A true scholar indeed.
"little frasier!"
“First time the kid uses chopsticks...
Gimme a call” 😂😂😂
You know something good is coming when Larry says "Let me ask you this question"!
proclivity to chopsticks
The child ended up being an aMAYzing Cielo player. She began playing the Cielo a week after this was shot and was a master from the get-go. Her math skills were off the charts as well.
And she was also indeed a Kung Fu master.
What’s a Cielo? That’s not even an instrument! But a cello is.
@@Person-mh6xq I know that :) It was a joke
let me ask you another question
Larry: "Hey, we're walking the same direction!"
Parent: "Oooh gosh."
When you greet Larry with your child and say 'we just got her 6 mos ago' you are sort of Larry's fair game.
Larry is a genius, he just makes it seem so effortless.
People look so happy to run into him despite it never going well because they all want to believe they are friends with Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld.
For some reason, the Kelsey Grammer bit from this scene is something that causes me to laugh hysterically when ever it randomly comes up in my mind lol
Kewsey gwammer*
😂
"Hey! We're walking in the same direction!"
"oh gosh"
“Proclivity”. LD is probably thinking, “There are these words in the dictionary; why shouldn’t I use them?”.
what other word is there? This is the perfect word to show a natural tendency for a certain group or individual to behave a certain way.
@@barnyaaard Really, how about preference, inclination, bent, leaning, tendency just off the top of my head? Pretty sure a thesaurus would give you another half dozen. And many other options if you use multiple words like your own “natural tendency”.
"Hey! We're walkin' in the same direction!"
Oh god
I love Larry's logic. It makes total sense to me.
And because they don’t have the balls to tell Larry to fuck off, he continues to torment them…and he doesn’t care.
I love it. 🤣🤣🤣
He asks the questions we all want to
So the American kid is the control group 😂
It's _Bavvy_ Kripky from The Big Bang Theory.
bawy kwipky! XD Guys in quite a few shows.
@@playlistadfaeverqgqe Wasn't he in a few episodes of Reno 911??
"First time she uses chop sticks, give me a call"
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He wants a call when she uses chopsticks. Jesus I almost pissed myself laughing. 💀
I'm Asian and I hate using damn chopsticks. I'd always ask for a fork and spoon when dining at an asian restaurant. The waitress would like at me like I'm such a disgrace to Asians.
Im asian and im actually very curious about this LOL
will: NOT ALL ASIANS ARE FROM THE EAST DUDE!!! GET IT STRAIGHT!!!
will: I’M A SOUTH ASIAN!!! SO THERE YA GO!!! YOU LEARNED SOMETHING THERE. ASIA ISN’T JUST CONCENTRATED TO THE EAST!!!
I am white, and I am better at using chopsticks than 80% of the Korean people I have met (and I have met hundreds, because I lived in Korea). Chopsticks are cultural, not in your DNA lol.
@@Aven-Sharma1991 Fuck off, dude. Stop screaming stupid shit at people. When Americans say "Asian" they mean "East Asian," not fucking Arabs and Indians. Nobody fucking cares if you are technically also "asian."
뿡뿡! ^__^: Hey CLOWN! Asia is a continent! I don’t give a crap what people mean when they use the word Asian. I’m just saying that there are other types of Asian apart from just the east douchebag! I hope you know your geography! Also, a lot of people care about other types of Asians, it’s only the arrogant ones like yourself who think that everything’s about you! Get real pal! Asians are quite a broad demographic, sorry to burst your little counterfeit bubble, but that’s who it is!
I died when he said "so the American kid is the control group"
All Larry’s friends are always surprised at the madness that comes out of his mouth. Isn’t that the very reason we all love Larry? Only Jeff processes it rationally.
I would love to engage LD in a conversation like this and instead of being dismissive, just bounce back the responses with interest to see how far it goes.
Lol, you'd essentially be like Jerry Seinfeld then.
One of the themes of this show, and to a greater extent Seinfeld, is people bumping into each other in the largest US metropolitan areas, New York and Los Angeles. Implausible, but I guess I can suspend my disbelief. Both are great shows.
I moved to NYC and lived there almost 10 years and one of the surprises was how frequently I bumped into people I knew. Maybe the concentration of population made it more likely. Also, when you live in the same or nearby neighborhood, it's kinda like living in a little town inside the larger city.
Kelsey! Kelsey! Kelsey you know the rest! Brilliant and slightly awkward on different levels! Perfect comedy
That kid is adorable!
Did Larry say "Ahh So!" when he was acting out the kid's schizophrenic attack?
LMAO.
I think I could be best friends with Larry, with his inquisitive mind and forthright demeanor.
I'm surprised Curb Your Enthusiasm hasn't been canceled yet lmaooo
"Hey we're walking in the same direction" - Licks ice cream-
" Ohhhh GOSH! "
Classic scene!
If there is one thing you can count on with a Larry is that once he opens his mouth and inserts his foot..the other one is sure to follow.
Ok this was funny but as an asian I can tell you that a lot of Asians don’t hold their chopsticks well because they weren’t taught properly when they were little. It’s like handwriting.
‘Do you think she is a Kung-Fu master?’
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Got her 6 months ago" like she's a new car
"Kelsey Grammer..Frasier"
Larry doesn't know when to stop, does he?
Nope, and he doesn't give a shit either.
lol
That is the bottom line of the whole show :)
We need more people like him in society! Most people nowadays are just little whiny bitches
Ah, if he stopped there'd be no more episodes.
"Hey! We're walking in the same direction."
"Oh, God."
Larry's so clueless, hahaha!
that little baby is so cute!
hey we're walking in the same direction! oh god...LOL
He is in a few "Big Bang Theory" episodes, his character is hilarious.
LMFAOOOOOO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 LD NEVER dissapoints. Smh. He always says what we're thinking and wondering.
The brilliancy of this show is that he asked questions that all of us are thinking !
“First time she uses chopsticks, give me a call” 😂😂😂😂
The fact that he’s intelligent and doesn’t realize that he’s offended them and that there’s ZERO chance they ever call him fucking kills me
...does she have a preference for the pictorial linguistic form?
The greatest thing about curb....the show doesn't have a script. True fact. That is a level of genius like no other. People often comment on the writing...THERE IS NO WRITING. It's IMPROV.
To be clear, there is a script for the storyline and what has to happen in each scene to advance it, but yes, most if not all of the dialogue is improvised
That ice cream cone looks pretty, pretty, pretty good😋🍦🍦🍦🍦
Larry is like the most honest, direct, non-racist guy in the world. He doesn’t see race, he treats everyone equally shitty. Love the guy
He saw the girl looks Chinese and he asked a question based on that. He does see race.
I'm surprised Larry still has friends!
Wow good job - kudos to Kripke's speech therapist for helping his vocal problem.
Larry is just bringing up the debate of is there as such a thing as ancestral memory, just without realizing it!!
Proclivity for chopsticks hahaha!
Everything Larry says in this show is so out of pocket, I love it.
Got her 6 months ago - like an appliance
Larry asks good questions. I bet the kid will love rice and be very good at math.
“Do you think shes also a kung fu master” 😂😂😂
"Hey, we're walking in the same direction" "Oh no!".
Larry playing his usual passing game lol 😆 😂 🤣
The music that plays while Larry is minding his own business is funny af
470 million dollars and 2 successful shows that ran for 17 seasons combined doesnt seem like something a forumla-less person would accomplish
basically Larry just says what everyone thinks without vocalizing it...and i appreciate it.
🤣As if people are obsessed with what little kids eat with 😆
Larry is being quite vigilant with that ice cream!
"hey you wouldn't believe it, this kid's amazing"
i don't understand why the chopsticks thing offends them. its funny.
Uh it's racist
it's not racist, you're racist for thinking it's racist
Thank you! Too much political correctness nowadays. Racism is a real issue but getting offended at stuff like this is just petty
Im British for example. Say i went to the US and people assumed that I drink tea eat crumpets and have crooked teeth, I wouldn't get all offended like a whiny jerk, because those stereotypes are funny, and are based on a reality. The fact that I drink tea by the bucketful, like buttery crumpets and have crooked teeth are besides the point lmao
Lol it isn't racist, it's a mindless stereoetype based on an ethnic tradition.