Halo 5: Guardians - Dimkee Hotay Dialogue

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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2017
  • Dimkee Hotay is one of those characters in Halo that most a lot of players would have missed while playing through the Halo 5: Guardians campaign, but he easily has some of the funniest lines of dialogue in the entire series. This video compiles everything he says, from fourth-wall breaks to funny little observations he's made. Here's to hoping he returns in some form in Halo Infinite.
    This was one of the earliest videos I worked on, and I put considerable effort into trying to add visuals that I believed would make the video funnier. Hopefully it worked!
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  • @JoshBortolotti
    @JoshBortolotti Před 5 lety +13804

    He survived encounters with the Master Chief, the Gravemind, the Arbiter, the Didact, Jul M'Dama..... and he piloted a carrier by himself. We need a standalone game playing as him.

    • @Lonewolf360gaming
      @Lonewolf360gaming Před 5 lety +1264

      Fuck chief and Locke Workin together we need chief and this little guy in a full on adventure

    • @imapigeon7984
      @imapigeon7984 Před 5 lety +276

      @@Lonewolf360gaming that will be epic

    • @Lonewolf360gaming
      @Lonewolf360gaming Před 5 lety +115

      @@imapigeon7984 indeed

    • @kpcaptrauma
      @kpcaptrauma Před 5 lety +110

      @@Lonewolf360gaming and that's where it began

    • @spadeofdarkness
      @spadeofdarkness Před 5 lety +52

      In b4 this is a thing.

  • @pentagonofpeople
    @pentagonofpeople Před 4 lety +5008

    Grunt: Reveals secret truths about the universe at large
    Elite: A-huh

    • @shaansingh7629
      @shaansingh7629 Před 4 lety +276

      (sudden realization on what he ignored)
      Elite: Wait, what!

    • @tricklewickle
      @tricklewickle Před 4 lety +27

      666 likes

    • @solveigsgang2909
      @solveigsgang2909 Před 3 lety +114

      This Grunt literally knows about the first outbreak of Flood and the Sangheli's just like "uh huh"

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 Před 3 lety +14

      @@solveigsgang2909 maybe he knows that too

    • @couchman3216
      @couchman3216 Před 3 lety +65

      @@solveigsgang2909 this grunt literally survived halo reach, halo ce, halo 2, halo 3, halo 3 odst, and halo 4 and the elite is just like "uh huh"

  • @AMicroBox
    @AMicroBox Před 4 lety +2408

    "Dialogue"
    Grunt: 3 paragraphs
    Elite: (grunts)
    Grunt: 4 paragraphs
    Elite: (grunts)

    • @Eli-bl1si
      @Eli-bl1si Před 4 lety +14

      I was going to like but it's at 69 😭

    • @crazydalmation4778
      @crazydalmation4778 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Eli-bl1si commendable.

    • @clockworkgore6049
      @clockworkgore6049 Před 4 lety +23

      "God when is this little fuck gonna shut up before i punt him out of the mountain"

    • @Just_A_Hunter
      @Just_A_Hunter Před 4 lety +7

      If I was da elite I would jump off da cliff😂😂😂

    • @Just_A_Hunter
      @Just_A_Hunter Před 4 lety

      @@clockworkgore6049 lol same but I would kill maself first

  • @cyanlegacy8291
    @cyanlegacy8291 Před 4 lety +3420

    This Elite:
    *“Kill me or release me but do not waste my time with talk”*

  • @crunchynoodle1397
    @crunchynoodle1397 Před 4 lety +3142

    Grunt: " he was the best, you could shoot him and shot him...and he never fell over. Unlike...plorp..."
    Elite: "OH"

    • @glacialguy5889
      @glacialguy5889 Před 4 lety +179

      I guess he was listening. What a nice guy.

    • @mariafinatri203
      @mariafinatri203 Před 3 lety +97

      R.I.P. Plorp. You will be missed.

    • @4178Charlie
      @4178Charlie Před 3 lety +24

      @@mariafinatri203 oh I remember him... I liked him he was cool

    • @karhu7581
      @karhu7581 Před 7 měsíci

      Elite now knows not to turn his back on him

  • @cowmoo5596
    @cowmoo5596 Před 5 lety +4541

    That grunt survived long enough to see the graphical changes in each game, AND see the GRAVEMIND T W I C E

    • @shadowsingularity
      @shadowsingularity Před 4 lety +211

      Hes a god

    • @entityw3974
      @entityw3974 Před 4 lety +104

      Dimkee, please become a Deacon.

    • @igbinedion6410
      @igbinedion6410 Před 4 lety +44

      @@entityw3974 Completing a War zone match would be impossible

    • @dragongaming3555
      @dragongaming3555 Před 4 lety +97

      No you don’t understand he’s been around since before the halos we’re fired in the forerunner flood war because he remembers the beginning of the flood when the precursor dust was fed to dogs and made the first flood forms.

    • @cowmoo5596
      @cowmoo5596 Před 4 lety +83

      @@dragongaming3555 He was there at the beginning, he will be there in the end. He is a godlike ethereal being of the Halo universe, always there, always watching.

  • @SciFiLOLproductions
    @SciFiLOLproductions Před 3 lety +1282

    Dimkee: *rambling on for hours*
    Elite: “I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me?”

  • @MoeMoeJoeJoe
    @MoeMoeJoeJoe Před 4 lety +645

    "I shooted Plorp & blamed it on the green demon guy."
    Favorite, Grunt, line, EVER.

  • @nou3580
    @nou3580 Před 6 lety +7637

    Everyone is commenting about how the elite is annoyed, but I think they’re truly friends.

  • @HoneyMochi
    @HoneyMochi Před 5 lety +5116

    All those things this grunt referenced would put him as one of the oldest grunts alive 😂

    • @heyjoji1954
      @heyjoji1954 Před 5 lety +356

      Eclipse Gaming he definitely saw combat but I'm just curious how the hell he survived each one

    • @albertgore7435
      @albertgore7435 Před 5 lety +250

      Hey Joji well there is that Grunt in the short story Shadow of Intent who injured a Spartan and became leader of a team of Spec Ops elites for the Half-Jaw, so I’m sure it could happen.

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE Před 5 lety +166

      @@heyjoji1954 he might just be really lucky
      hes probably killed a odst squad by accident

    • @johnny_quach__
      @johnny_quach__ Před 5 lety +50

      AHarice Halos version of Jar Jar

    • @makavelishakur9394
      @makavelishakur9394 Před 5 lety +5

      @@albertgore7435 😂

  • @natttheratt
    @natttheratt Před 4 lety +501

    “You can shoot him and shoot him, and he never fell over! Not like... Plorp...”

  • @monkeywitharifle3058
    @monkeywitharifle3058 Před 4 lety +656

    The part where he was talking of how grunts learn faster than elites, that’s actually true according to the wiki

    • @lolekbolek916
      @lolekbolek916 Před 3 lety +119

      Probably because Grunts are short lived, average lifespan is 55 years, where Elites can live up to 200 years.

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 Před 3 lety +71

      @@lolekbolek916 That's not that bad tbh, kinda similar to the Salarians from Mass Effect then. Short lives but great learning capability.

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 Před 3 lety +30

      Plus the Grunts are forced more into Aux rolls for naval use. Meaning that most of the Covenant Navy and Spirt Dropships as example are crewed by the Grunts.

    • @ematic0054
      @ematic0054 Před 3 lety +9

      They were also used at code breakers..

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 Před 2 lety +14

      their minds are actually really similar to humans and/or great apes, they have great learning capacity and memory. Some are even bilingual (like Dadab in the novels speaking Huragok sign language)

  • @giancarlorivera146
    @giancarlorivera146 Před 4 lety +2576

    This grunt is a true hardened veteran, I salute to him

    • @jaypocaigue3997
      @jaypocaigue3997 Před 4 lety +129

      There's a wiki about him where he tried to escape a dangerous place with his Unngoy unit, and believed the escape ship was a solo pilot cabin, and his entire unit ended up killing each other. When he got to the ship, he learned it could easily fit the whole unit, and kept rocks with him so he wasn't alone. Dudes seen some shit

    • @noobmaster2550
      @noobmaster2550 Před 4 lety +15

      @@jaypocaigue3997 he said that in the clip

    • @DeftestAphid2
      @DeftestAphid2 Před 3 lety +19

      @@jaypocaigue3997 "I told everybody"... he kinda fueled that situation.

    • @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777
      @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777 Před 3 lety +5

      Then the Elite Pushes him off the Cliff and somehow survives

    • @Ryanowning
      @Ryanowning Před 2 lety +4

      I still can't get over the redesign of the Grunts. They look fucking stupid... And since when do they NOT breath methane?

  • @transformersfreak130
    @transformersfreak130 Před 5 lety +2733

    I love how the Sangheili grunts every so often so the Unggoy knows he's still listening

    • @alaskan907ak7
      @alaskan907ak7 Před 5 lety +156

      It sounds like me and my older brother! Lol!

    • @rustyshackleford4965
      @rustyshackleford4965 Před 5 lety +123

      Doesn't mean he's listening...just knows to make it seem like he is

    • @Big_fat_sQawk
      @Big_fat_sQawk Před 4 lety +30

      Its easier to say grunt and elite

    • @greenstuff9361
      @greenstuff9361 Před 4 lety +12

      Cocoterrablade 2000
      Ok, NOW I see the irony

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Před 4 lety +32

      @@rustyshackleford4965 I like to think they're friends and he's interested in the grunt's story.

  • @CheeseEnjoyer4206
    @CheeseEnjoyer4206 Před 4 lety +1020

    8:45 This grunt literally explained the origins of the Flood, he is a god in disguise.

    • @aporia3764
      @aporia3764 Před 3 lety +105

      Lmao I caught that tooo that shit was funny, the ancient humans fed it to their pets

    • @khornethebloodgod4155
      @khornethebloodgod4155 Před 3 lety +78

      He’s secretly a living Precursor.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. Před 3 lety +11

      Oh no...

    • @SH4D0W0733
      @SH4D0W0733 Před 3 lety +37

      Seeing as he is rather well travelled and Unggoy have the big brains he may very well have ended up reading about it in forerunner databases. I mean, at the absolute least he's visited a halo, a shield world and the ark.

    • @Derpy_Proot
      @Derpy_Proot Před 3 lety +8

      Plot twist: he is a precursor

  • @dmanew
    @dmanew Před 4 lety +192

    THIS GRUNT KNOWS HOW THE FLOOD STARTED??
    THE DUST BEING FED TO PET DOGS??

    • @tausiftaha12
      @tausiftaha12 Před 3 lety +28

      He is a precursor.

    • @dmanew
      @dmanew Před 3 lety +10

      @@tausiftaha12 the PRIMORDIAL LIVES AGAIN

    • @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777
      @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777 Před 3 lety +14

      All hail our lord Dimkee Hotay

    • @ahfhwbyh9985
      @ahfhwbyh9985 Před 2 lety +2

      The dogs were called for phro they were positive at first until growing mutated stripes coming out of their body being forced to either be put down or shit back into the wild

  • @cogtroper
    @cogtroper Před 5 lety +1967

    Tfw your homeplanet gets glassed by bob.

    • @FondestSnow
      @FondestSnow Před 4 lety +42

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WingedHassar
      @WingedHassar Před 4 lety +26

      Ahahahaha

    • @adolfgaming1761
      @adolfgaming1761 Před 4 lety +17

      😂😂😂

    • @aesirofgames
      @aesirofgames Před 4 lety +32

      Bob: *Puts earth in a giant water glass*
      “I didn’t do anything to the planets mom, I just put a glass over them.”
      Dob: “I gotta teach you lesson son.”

    • @premiereyeti
      @premiereyeti Před 3 lety +1

      cogtroper oof

  • @rainbowfury1019
    @rainbowfury1019 Před 5 lety +7271

    This Grunt spoke more words than Master Chief in the entire series

    • @MagmaProductions1948
      @MagmaProductions1948 Před 5 lety +456

      Um... EVERYONE in this franchise except Noble Six spoke more words than Chief ever did.

    • @deezooliveros2978
      @deezooliveros2978 Před 5 lety +286

      @@MagmaProductions1948 Why does no one remember Rookie?

    • @MagmaProductions1948
      @MagmaProductions1948 Před 5 lety +74

      @@deezooliveros2978 Oh I remember Rookie. And while I loved the game I can't ignore that Rookie was an ODST knockkoff of Master Chief.

    • @cookiesontoast9981
      @cookiesontoast9981 Před 5 lety +152

      @@MagmaProductions1948 Well.. The only similarities really are just that both don't speak much... So.. Uh, not really a rip off.

    • @MagmaProductions1948
      @MagmaProductions1948 Před 5 lety +18

      @@cookiesontoast9981Not a ripoff. I just think that Bungie had no idea what type of stereotype to make him like the others so they just decided "Hey! Let's make an ODST version of Chief!"

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms Před 4 lety +265

    A grunt slamming the entire Forerunners with facts and logic at the end.

  • @aaeve5676
    @aaeve5676 Před 4 lety +400

    *"Maybe all those crashes are a strategy"*
    WWII Japan: _Hai, They were._

    • @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777
      @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777 Před 3 lety +11

      Dimkee: Makes WW2 reference
      Elite: *Uh*
      Me: Um, how does one of such limited intelligence Understand and accurately guess Human history without read a book of UNSC ship data stores

  • @SheerSniper7
    @SheerSniper7 Před 4 lety +1678

    Everyone saying the Elite is being patient like they also didn't just sit here and listen to everything he had to say

    • @xclrtr5747
      @xclrtr5747 Před 4 lety +146

      Yeah but he's probably listened to him even longer than us

    • @steeleyknives
      @steeleyknives Před 4 lety +58

      .....dont call us out like this

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 Před 3 lety +34

      He is listening to his great wisdom.

    • @mr.dr.jr.6047
      @mr.dr.jr.6047 Před 3 lety +12

      Its like talking to a toddler

    • @Mads_Manning
      @Mads_Manning Před 2 lety +7

      I could listen to Dimkee for hours. It's like when Tom Holland's Spider-Man tries to give a synopsis; adorably energetic. Dimkee is way cuter than Tom Holland tho, don't @ me.

  • @Korasi
    @Korasi Před 5 lety +2065

    Creds to the Wiki:
    "At one point, Hotay was stationed at a very dangerous location with numerous fellow Unggoy. As it grew more dangerous at the location, with the Unggoy apparently under the threat of the location exploding before night time, Hotay led his fellow Unggoy to a ship that he believed only could hold one Unggoy. When the other Unggoy learned of the ship's small size, many of them fought and killed each other in an attempt to be the one to gain access to the ship, cried, or died making heroic sacrifices. Soon, Hotay was the only survivor among the Unggoy unit. When he finally reached the ship, Hotay realized that the vessel was actually quite large and could easily have fit all of his now-deceased comrades. As he left the location aboard the ship to reach safety, Hotay brought several piles of rocks with him for "company"
    I cried.. :(

    • @Bunkabusta73
      @Bunkabusta73 Před 5 lety +178

      Holy shit. Never knew these fun-ass game I played when I was younger had such a deeper story that’s insane lol. Reading the halo books also expanded my knowledge of the halo universe, it’s all pretty incredible to know all the lore of halo & its characters & races.

    • @donnovandalusong266
      @donnovandalusong266 Před 4 lety +56

      Shit,that hit right into my heart.

    • @wyattbequette3596
      @wyattbequette3596 Před 4 lety +99

      Well now we know why he shot plorp

    • @meurum2561
      @meurum2561 Před 4 lety +21

      I thought that was hilarious

    • @Ahmed-Bin-Koshari
      @Ahmed-Bin-Koshari Před 4 lety +4

      Looooooooooooool I think it is funny

  • @gavinreedisgay5770
    @gavinreedisgay5770 Před 4 lety +483

    Grunt: "Wait a minute.. I just now realized... you DON'T have tongues!"
    Fan artists: *_are you sure about that?_*

  • @midgetman4206
    @midgetman4206 Před 4 lety +221

    I like how the grunt is just swinging his legs back and forth

    • @FiftyCharacters
      @FiftyCharacters Před 3 lety +8

      Like a little kid.

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 Před 2 lety +5

      @@FiftyCharacters from what i learned they are literally kids being sent into battle i think

  • @anodyne-4736
    @anodyne-4736 Před 5 lety +1794

    "Maybe all those crashes are a strategy"
    That grunt... he's not wrong there

    • @soludiiy
      @soludiiy Před 4 lety +92

      The Japanese in wars thought it was a good strategy, too.

    • @jakeadnams
      @jakeadnams Před 4 lety +81

      halo combat evolved, Cortana states "Pull up! Pull up!" banshee crashed "You did that on purpose didn't you?"

    • @safiullahhabeeb7646
      @safiullahhabeeb7646 Před 4 lety +14

      Carter agrees

    • @JeElRoJello12
      @JeElRoJello12 Před 4 lety +8

      Waiting for a 9/11 comment

    • @whoopssteyrs
      @whoopssteyrs Před 4 lety +2

      grif agrees but also doesn't

  • @ghorse1962
    @ghorse1962 Před 5 lety +5795

    This grunt has more character development that locke

  • @jaypocaigue3997
    @jaypocaigue3997 Před 4 lety +152

    The one grunt we always spared because we realized we could just run through most of the campsign

  • @ksnumidium9168
    @ksnumidium9168 Před 4 lety +220

    This is so cute, the grunt is like the elite's annoying best friend xD

    • @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272
      @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 Před 3 lety +9

      I was just thinking that, that elite must be the nicest dude!

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger Před 2 lety +7

      I don’t care what people think of Halo 5, this scene alone is the by far most adorable & wholesome thing in the entire franchise.

    • @user-kh9mv4gf7p
      @user-kh9mv4gf7p Před 10 měsíci

      I’d be his friend I would hug him

  • @curtis7641
    @curtis7641 Před 5 lety +675

    My last 2 brain cells when trying to sleep

  • @ladariousjames30
    @ladariousjames30 Před 5 lety +1198

    He killed me when he said he shot his friend and blamed the green demon 😂

    • @k2ggers961
      @k2ggers961 Před 4 lety +19

      The green demon is literally behind him

    • @Manas_Choudhary
      @Manas_Choudhary Před 4 lety +73

      @@k2ggers961 No, he's not. It's Spartan Locke behind him.

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 Před 4 lety +18

      Well Halo AI IS notorious for killing each other and themselves sometimes.

    • @mrxxsesshomaruxx9642
      @mrxxsesshomaruxx9642 Před 3 lety +6

      Manas Choudhary Man it would be even better if it was chief standing there.

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis Před 3 lety +13

      @@mrxxsesshomaruxx9642 and by pushing him over while that dialogue happened u would unlock a secret achievement "for plorp"

  • @trainerred1345
    @trainerred1345 Před 2 lety +59

    As a kid I'd like to leave one grunt behind alive. It made me feel like his encounter with me was so terrifying that he would tell others of his life threatening experience and would build up my legend amongst the Covenant. Guess this must be the guy. Glad to see he changed his ways.

    • @remainprofane7732
      @remainprofane7732 Před 2 lety +12

      As a kid, I thought all the grunts I melee’d were just knocked out. Then I read the books and learned that was definitely not what happened

    • @D_Evelyn_cat
      @D_Evelyn_cat Před rokem

      Holy shit dudes a sociopath

  • @matodragonespor5000
    @matodragonespor5000 Před 4 lety +56

    I like to think they are in a lunch break, but since the Unggoy get all the nutrients they need from that thing in their backs, he can speak freely. But the Sangheili has a lunch box in his legs and is eating a sandwich, that's why he only answers with grunts. But they are actually good friends, so they lunch together everyday.

  • @comichurricane3722
    @comichurricane3722 Před 7 lety +3520

    I'm surprised the elite sat there for that long

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 7 lety +378

      He's probably just so bored that listening to that Unggoy ramble is better than nothing.

    • @voidwalkerthedragon5300
      @voidwalkerthedragon5300 Před 7 lety +105

      I know I would.

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 Před 6 lety +88

      kabob 007... maybe he's off of his shift

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 6 lety +46

      Warlynx 56 He's still probably bored if that's the case.

    • @hsinhaowang
      @hsinhaowang Před 6 lety +35

      We did. So why not him?

  • @ethanwagner6418
    @ethanwagner6418 Před 5 lety +1182

    In previous games, the grunts would sometimes cry out "Not again!" when stuck with a grenade, hinting that grunts get reincarnated. If this is true, then this grunt could've witnessed many Halo events.

    • @wolfchadaverageusenjoyerza8288
      @wolfchadaverageusenjoyerza8288 Před 5 lety +146

      This grunt is clearly a paid actor.

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 Před 5 lety +10

      @@wolfchadaverageusenjoyerza8288 voice actor

    • @splatter1324
      @splatter1324 Před 5 lety +5

      @@samuelr.6046 ...

    • @sod8534
      @sod8534 Před 5 lety +28

      Its a grunt propaganda recruitment video he is somewhat of a celebrity

    • @tristanbackup2536
      @tristanbackup2536 Před 5 lety +48

      Maybe in lore explanation is that particular grunt who say that has survived being stuck, remember, grunts have very tough exoskeletons.

  • @slippee.6154
    @slippee.6154 Před 3 lety +68

    Nobody:
    The Elite: *advanced Halo CE grunting sounds*

  • @supanerdreviews4056
    @supanerdreviews4056 Před 4 lety +133

    This single tiny grunt is like the most philosophical and existential character ever
    And the elite is like “PLEEEEEASE have a spartan kill him or me”

  • @sheilaolfieway1885
    @sheilaolfieway1885 Před 4 lety +535

    "All i hear is wort wort wort" Sangheili: Uh-huh..

  • @super_ultrahd
    @super_ultrahd Před 6 lety +1869

    R.I.P Plorp

  • @Tores444
    @Tores444 Před 2 lety +30

    The Elite doesn't respond much, but you just know that he keeps an eye out for Dimkee on the battlefield

  • @alabrecque3
    @alabrecque3 Před 4 lety +39

    Dimkee Hotay is like the Chips Dubbo of the Covenant, he's seen it all.

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 Před 2 lety +5

      I wanna see these two talk. Since Dimkee is an ally.

  • @herpydepth1204
    @herpydepth1204 Před 5 lety +693

    Jesus this little guy knows how the Flood first got started

  • @judgedreddthelaw3418
    @judgedreddthelaw3418 Před 6 lety +1970

    Lmao.."all I hear is wort wort wort"

  • @TonyC2328
    @TonyC2328 Před 4 lety +168

    This grunt, an intellectual: Are you thinking that, or just being quiet?
    The Elite: Wort wort wort....

  • @bladetheslayer2892
    @bladetheslayer2892 Před 4 lety +44

    This grunt is really that one meme
    Grunt: so anyway I started blasting

  • @Luumiie
    @Luumiie Před 5 lety +754

    The fact that this grunt is taking notice to art style changes and previous games shows grunts are damn smart

  • @arcticdragon3565
    @arcticdragon3565 Před 5 lety +407

    Lol, I hope this is cannonicaly the same grunt as the one that survived Installation 04 and the Ark

    • @nainorotodox
      @nainorotodox Před 4 lety +61

      Well if Chips Dubbo survived why wouldn't this grunt?

    • @rapatacush3
      @rapatacush3 Před 4 lety +5

      @@nainorotodox caus Dubbo is a spartan I

    • @whoopssteyrs
      @whoopssteyrs Před 4 lety +22

      dafaq117
      then why didn't johnson live
      (this is a joke)

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner Před 4 lety +12

      @@whoopssteyrs because he died to an ancient toaster with a laser beam lol

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 Před 3 lety

      Seeing as most of the Covenant Fleet survived Alpha Halo. He clearly made it.

  • @jalakor
    @jalakor Před 3 lety +70

    This Grunt is probably more badass than most Spartan IVs, he’s lived through Chief, the Gravemind, the Great Schism, etc.

    • @zandrmandr8300
      @zandrmandr8300 Před 3 lety +28

      According to what he says, he has met the chief, the Arbiter, has seen the gravemind, met the Didactic and jul’mdama, which means he was also a part of the storm faction of the covenant and was found by Jul. Going by that logic, he knew the war was over an STILL joined in on Jul’s war. He then sometime between halo 4 Spartan ops and halo 5 joined the swords and if he is talking about the origins of the flood in the last clip, he was able to read a forerunner terminal detailing the origins of the flood. This grunt has seen it all.

  • @Zorpike
    @Zorpike Před 3 lety +20

    I love how the Elite's grunts are actually contextual to what the Grunt is saying... He's listening you guys...

  • @nataliecameron
    @nataliecameron Před 5 lety +1375

    I like how the grunts are kinda smart but just awful at English

    • @ilovepandas1246
      @ilovepandas1246 Před 5 lety +165

      They're fast learners but their potential for higher thought is quite low. Perfect for their role.

    • @weebkingtax1319
      @weebkingtax1319 Před 5 lety +141

      @@ilovepandas1246 that's because all the grunts you see in halo are children they were a very technologically advanced species before their planet was ruined by pollution then glassed afterward during their revolt

    • @yosyp5905
      @yosyp5905 Před 5 lety +23

      they good English, why u say that?

    • @shooter5769
      @shooter5769 Před 5 lety +17

      No better in Polish, trust me.

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm Před 5 lety +27

      @@weebkingtax1319 Now i even feel more bad for the grunts that get killed all the time...

  • @christianwilson3853
    @christianwilson3853 Před 5 lety +956

    Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plorpus the wise

    • @konatraprime
      @konatraprime Před 5 lety +59

      It's a Halo Legend

    • @phillipsmith8391
      @phillipsmith8391 Před 5 lety +79

      I thought so... It's not a story that ONI would tell you...

    • @uncannyvalley2350
      @uncannyvalley2350 Před 4 lety +21

      The great journey leads to things some people consider *uNnaTurahL*

    • @oniagent391
      @oniagent391 Před 4 lety +5

      Rokanokwok Eridus hmmm

    • @iamaspaceman8533
      @iamaspaceman8533 Před 4 lety +5

      Uncanny Valley they say he even could save the ones he loved from death

  • @derpherp1810
    @derpherp1810 Před 4 lety +41

    This grunt is the most wholesome and adorable thing in the galaxy. I wish I could have conversations with this alien for hours and give it a big ol' hug.

    • @vincentrochette3907
      @vincentrochette3907 Před rokem +2

      Every time I play a halo game, I’m like I don’t want to kill grunts, I want to hug them. 😂

    • @YTHandlesSuck
      @YTHandlesSuck Před rokem +1

      @@vincentrochette3907 fr

  • @maze5417
    @maze5417 Před 4 lety +27

    2:54 I love how he breaks the forth wall

  • @MisterJohnDoe
    @MisterJohnDoe Před 4 lety +904

    I like how he talks about the style change. Great way to break the fourth wall.

  • @voltariantechnologyinc.8594
    @voltariantechnologyinc.8594 Před 6 lety +843

    "All the best guns"
    *shows energy sword*

    • @renzo2able
      @renzo2able Před 5 lety +28

      Didn't you know you can make a ranged weapon out of a sword
      Yust trow it in your enemy's face

    • @mcarlinod
      @mcarlinod Před 5 lety +1

      Renzo van den Brand but that does not change the fact that is not a gun.

    • @bradc4277
      @bradc4277 Před 5 lety +7

      @@mcarlinod he was making a quirky joke.

    • @a.chavez5808
      @a.chavez5808 Před 5 lety +5

      While holding a plasma pistol

    • @kpcaptrauma
      @kpcaptrauma Před 5 lety +2

      @@renzo2able XD, I mean you aren't wrong

  • @themukbender6504
    @themukbender6504 Před 4 lety +35

    Master Chief:who are you?
    The grunt:i'm god

    • @XDude615
      @XDude615 Před 6 měsíci

      *angelic halo noises*

  • @samkingofthedank
    @samkingofthedank Před 4 lety +27

    "Pfffft. I bet you can't say that"
    "Uh-huh."

  • @curtisjaxon9345
    @curtisjaxon9345 Před 6 lety +1821

    2:57 this is one woke Grunt

  • @sp0okii222
    @sp0okii222 Před 5 lety +475

    That is the MOST patient elite I have ever seen.

    • @eliphassno3736
      @eliphassno3736 Před 5 lety +84

      I think that élite is actually his friend. Also maybe the arbitrer forced his troops to not murder their grunts.

    • @mrnohax5436
      @mrnohax5436 Před 4 lety +57

      *plot twist* the elite is high as fk

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe Před 4 lety +18

      Yeah, in Halo 2 there was an elite who grabbed a grunt by the neck for running away

    • @cabbagegreens853
      @cabbagegreens853 Před 4 lety +25

      They buddies

    • @THECOLONEL50
      @THECOLONEL50 Před 4 lety +13

      mr Nohax he is the Elite version of Joe Rogan. Elite is probably on DMT.

  • @thatrandomeliteultra1158
    @thatrandomeliteultra1158 Před 4 lety +49

    6:24 it sounds PTSD.

    • @Cyrribrae
      @Cyrribrae Před 4 lety +2

      Yea that's what I was thinking. The story where he kills all his friends is also a bit of it too, but then he gets over it real fast XD

    • @thatrandomeliteultra1158
      @thatrandomeliteultra1158 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Cyrribrae forgetting the sins of the past?

  • @laughthis138
    @laughthis138 Před 3 lety +16

    This grunt has survived literally everything including halo explosion all the way to the world wide player base . Maybe he is the grunt that kills you in the games.

  • @minisoop3408
    @minisoop3408 Před 5 lety +234

    1:46
    ... whole time I knew the Didact he said like 3 words! Three! He said "I can't be composed".
    Genius

    • @helloyes2288
      @helloyes2288 Před 4 lety +8

      Well he's not speaking English... for all we know "I can't" is one word in Unggoy and Chief's suit is just accurately translating the Unnogy phrase "Three! He said "[I-can't] be composed."

    • @laughable6650
      @laughable6650 Před 4 lety +22

      Hello yes But the Grunt is actually speaking English. He tells the Elite towards the end to “speak human” because he can’t understand him.

    • @Doct0rLekter
      @Doct0rLekter Před 4 lety +3

      Bryce wort wort wort

    • @PedroThePanda64
      @PedroThePanda64 Před 4 lety

      "I can't be"

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Před 2 lety

      *WRONG!* That is FOUR words!

  • @chilldoggo9923
    @chilldoggo9923 Před 6 lety +954

    Dose anyone else wanna talk to a grunt?

  • @ChouRaiyuki
    @ChouRaiyuki Před 4 lety +24

    If you didn't already know, this Grunt is voiced by Joseph Staten himself (who also voices some of the other grunts in H5 as well).

    • @Incogn170
      @Incogn170 Před 2 lety +1

      I love how he’s poking fun at certain parts of the series haha

  • @chaoslordnicky9723
    @chaoslordnicky9723 Před 4 lety +16

    2:00 he admited to murdering his fellow kin and blaming it on master cheif XD

  • @karkathatesyou8428
    @karkathatesyou8428 Před 6 lety +422

    poor plorp
    he got dedded

  • @hp1221WTF
    @hp1221WTF Před 4 lety +283

    Love him or hate him, hes spitting out real facts here

    • @theauditor1525
      @theauditor1525 Před 3 lety +3

      And at one point he was talking about how the art style changed

    • @Greatwolfpearl123
      @Greatwolfpearl123 Před 2 lety +1

      Unggoy are my favorite part of halo. Sadly, shooting them is fun and you don’t have time to feel bad for them during a campaign.

  • @prehistorichero2755
    @prehistorichero2755 Před 3 lety +7

    Grunt: *chatting*
    Elite: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me?

  • @MandMs05
    @MandMs05 Před 3 lety +15

    I think this is adorable

  • @MetroVerse
    @MetroVerse Před 4 lety +377

    Hahahahahahahahaha I love how the Grunt made fun of Ancient Humanity at the end there for feeding the Precursor dust to their pets, which is how the Flood was created, hence the "stuff that turns good things into mean things". That legit cracked me up 😂

    • @erstenamefamiliename7988
      @erstenamefamiliename7988 Před 4 lety +18

      😂 I wonder how he learnt of that though...

    • @jesuschrist138
      @jesuschrist138 Před 4 lety +23

      He's a fuckin immortal, that's how he knows, he was there!!!!

    • @EmperorVoid126
      @EmperorVoid126 Před 4 lety +3

      I was looking for someone who brought that up, lol

    • @BigFootTheRealOne
      @BigFootTheRealOne Před 4 lety +14

      @@erstenamefamiliename7988 he's probably just a precursor who shaped changed into a grunt .

    • @Awes0m3n3s5
      @Awes0m3n3s5 Před 4 lety +10

      I thought he was referring to how the forerunners kept flood in the halo rings xD

  • @SgtThiel
    @SgtThiel Před 5 lety +307

    8:44 he is talking about the flood

    • @lordtachanka9862
      @lordtachanka9862 Před 5 lety +18

      Yeah when they feed flood spores to their version of the dogs and it started the whole outbreak

    • @joshpeacock6762
      @joshpeacock6762 Před 5 lety +21

      He talking about when the precursor grounded themsleves down to a dust, the ancient humans found the dust in ships on the edge of the galaxy. The humans tested to to find it harmless so the SanShioon (don't know how to spell it) feed it to their dogs. after a while the first flood forms formed. then it spread.

    • @MrMetalHead1100
      @MrMetalHead1100 Před 5 lety +7

      The humans found it and fed it to these animals they kept as pets. They weren’t dogs. They were similar to chickens and they treated them the same way we treat dogs. The powder made the animal more docile, which is why they kept feeding it to them. It mutates the animal over time and this is how the first flood appeared.

  • @bortrex11706
    @bortrex11706 Před 4 lety +13

    I wish there is an interaction that you could sit next to grunt to hangout talk about funny things like grunt said

  • @alterapp8880
    @alterapp8880 Před 4 lety +10

    My left ear found his fact spitting highly enjoyable...

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker Před 4 lety +767

    The dialogue is not nearly as fascinating as the fact that someone sat and wrote all this and a VA sat in a booth saying it all.

    • @ridingwarthogs3244
      @ridingwarthogs3244 Před 4 lety +42

      That would be the best VA job

    • @sargentomayoraveryjuniorjo2006
      @sargentomayoraveryjuniorjo2006 Před 4 lety +63

      @@ridingwarthogs3244 That VA is the one that made the voice of the Grunts in the original Halos

    • @lucasblair2490
      @lucasblair2490 Před 4 lety +50

      Joseph Staten, most likely :D He also helped write the campaign storylines back when Bungie held the reigns, and has written a few books for the canon as well.

    • @sargentomayoraveryjuniorjo2006
      @sargentomayoraveryjuniorjo2006 Před 4 lety +8

      @@lucasblair2490 that's right I couldn't remember his name. Good job

    • @grumbu5
      @grumbu5 Před 4 lety +15

      They probably didnt even give him a script, they just gave him a loose idea of what the halo games were and just made him say whatever he thought about them but in the view of a grunt

  • @samiezzi6143
    @samiezzi6143 Před 5 lety +331

    That moment when you remember grunts are basically child soldiers due to how fast they have to breed. :(
    Feels bad man

    • @cpt.shmitt7387
      @cpt.shmitt7387 Před 3 lety +3

      Sam Iezzi Booorn to be... Fodder.

    • @triatanstopmotions4157
      @triatanstopmotions4157 Před 3 lety +7

      No there not they probably age faster and have shorter lifespans

    • @luk3d777
      @luk3d777 Před 3 lety +23

      @@triatanstopmotions4157 nope, as soon as they can walk and talk they get strapped in a harness and sent to war.

    • @eggbuh
      @eggbuh Před 3 lety

      But I mean not everything ages like humans. They mature very fast so I don't think any of them would be considered children

    • @LukeyMia4
      @LukeyMia4 Před 2 lety

      @@eggbuh so kinda like Salarians on Mass Effect?

  • @Soshy721
    @Soshy721 Před 4 lety +18

    Oh my god he's might realize he's in a game soon

    • @canisarcani
      @canisarcani Před 4 lety +4

      think he will achieve chim like characters in the elderscrolls or will he zero sum upon the realization his entire life is nothing but a game made for entertainment of us?

  • @logantubbs666
    @logantubbs666 Před 4 lety +23

    "He was the best! You could shoot him and shoot him, and he wouldn't fall over. Not like...... Plorp..." 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead, just like Plorp too! 😂😂😂😂

  • @iycephoenixx4249
    @iycephoenixx4249 Před 5 lety +90

    4:33 "Not just the food nipple manager"....my life is complete

  • @AceofHarmony
    @AceofHarmony Před 4 lety +121

    ‘What does humans breath’
    Chief: *A I R*

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 Před 2 lety +6

    6:42 LOL, Locke joins them in sitting.

  • @SciFiLOLproductions
    @SciFiLOLproductions Před 3 lety +10

    0:48
    “Rocks with wings”
    Somebody give this channel a medal for using that image XD

  • @mgpmisterk2322
    @mgpmisterk2322 Před 6 lety +627

    He talked about the precursors and the origin of the flood there for a bit

    • @potatonian
      @potatonian Před 6 lety +58

      When he said something about feeding the mean things to dogs yh lol

    • @chickenstrips5138
      @chickenstrips5138 Před 5 lety +20

      Lmao how tf does this dude know about precursors, everything they built was destroyed by the halo arrays

    • @elijahsellers3727
      @elijahsellers3727 Před 5 lety +47

      He got bored, and someone left the door to the archives open, so he went in and read all the books/watched all the videos. How else do you become really good at quantum theories until you really get into throwing grenades?

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 Před 5 lety

      @@chickenstrips5138 mostly everything very few precursor artifacts remain

    • @finnmccord538
      @finnmccord538 Před 5 lety

      Yeah at the end

  • @sweettoko995
    @sweettoko995 Před 5 lety +221

    8:43 hes indirectly referring to how the precursor powder were fed to the dogs of ancient humans that turned them into te flood

    • @moose7145
      @moose7145 Před 5 lety +3

      This was legendary lol

    • @jamesdobson9768
      @jamesdobson9768 Před 5 lety +2

      I just thought the dust got corrupted not fed to dogs lol

    • @sweettoko995
      @sweettoko995 Před 5 lety +10

      @@jamesdobson9768 the dust was corrupted, but it needed an organic host to expand, which were the dogs

  • @entityw3974
    @entityw3974 Před 4 lety +9

    I laughed for 10 minutes, this grunt revived my hope in humanity

  • @karthiksubramanian2279
    @karthiksubramanian2279 Před 2 lety +4

    This grunt has seen the entirety of convenant war, schism, forerunner worlds, Halos, storm faction, didact, gravemind, origins of the ancient flood??...this grunt is a chief of legends...

    • @donmak7552
      @donmak7552 Před 2 lety +1

      Exactly, he needs his own game lol for real.

    • @karhu7581
      @karhu7581 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@donmak7552Game is mostly a regular FPS but then at a random mission the Elite who's been barking orders at you goes quiet, then you find his corpse, a pistol round clean through his head, and then it becomes survival horror because the Demon has shown up.

  • @hyperthalamus
    @hyperthalamus Před 5 lety +356

    I would love for a small spin-off game of just these two

    • @cabbagegreens853
      @cabbagegreens853 Před 4 lety +24

      If the grunt made the elite miss his flight so they both survived 04 when it exploded

    • @arloc357
      @arloc357 Před 4 lety +7

      Like ratchet and clank

    • @Lanay_
      @Lanay_ Před 4 lety

      and the expanded universe kills the elite and the grunt befriends chief

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 Před 3 lety

      @@Lanay_ no they all team up

    • @moth8775
      @moth8775 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Lanay_ That sounds kinda stupid

  • @ayuwoki453
    @ayuwoki453 Před 5 lety +52

    "I don't understand Sangheili, all I hear is wort wort wort." Hahahahahah

  • @jiib7770
    @jiib7770 Před 2 lety +4

    Can’t believe I just watched a grunt ramble on for 9 minutes and 15 seconds

  • @GentTX
    @GentTX Před 2 lety +9

    I’d gladly pay for a grunt centric halo show

  • @reclaimeddead
    @reclaimeddead Před 4 lety +98

    That Grunt has seen and been through some crazy shit to get this far and be a side character. We need a story about him.

  • @enderdrone6432
    @enderdrone6432 Před 6 lety +1629

    WTF!? How did the Unggoy know about the Gravemind!? And the fact that he noticed the redesign of the characters!? Are the Grunts the only ones to are self-aware that they are in a game!?

    • @enderdrone6432
      @enderdrone6432 Před 6 lety +12

      Firedolphin 2211 thank

    • @mystery785
      @mystery785 Před 6 lety +177

      No it's just funny 4th wall breaks

    • @agentmaryland1239
      @agentmaryland1239 Před 5 lety +205

      The Grunt is a living Easter Egg. Normally, you wouldn't notice him, that's the point though.

    • @ReaperofValhalla
      @ReaperofValhalla Před 5 lety +73

      Only once they survive long enough to be a actual adult instead of the 3 year old equivalent that you fight in the games and the 9 year olds that make up the spec ops grunts

    • @Glass-Eye25
      @Glass-Eye25 Před 5 lety +83

      Unggoy are actually one of the smartest races in Halo, but they’ve been enslaved and farmed to fight for the covenant at the equivalent age of 3 human years or something like a little kid. Maybe this Unggoy was smart enough to know all this? :0

  • @thatthingoverthere7686
    @thatthingoverthere7686 Před 2 lety +5

    Dimkee's comment on Doisac hits differently after Infinite...

    • @Cyrribrae
      @Cyrribrae Před 2 lety +1

      Very true. On the other hand... it's the only reason I even knew what Doisac was lol. And also, this was the first thing I thought of when I saw it haha.
      Still.. very good scene.

  • @DeadlyShadowFox
    @DeadlyShadowFox Před 2 lety +4

    This grunt seriously knows about the precursor race and the origin of the flood. Now that is profound.

  • @Auditer2009
    @Auditer2009 Před 5 lety +41

    And that Elite's just remembering his time in the Covenant, where he could beat Grunts with a baton for annoying him.
    Now he's in Hell.

  • @edsbegaming507
    @edsbegaming507 Před 5 lety +63

    It’s amazing how a Grunt. One of the easiest enemies to kill. Has such a large History. I’d be more interested on how he survived for this long.

  • @sickboi4325
    @sickboi4325 Před 4 lety +5

    This is the covenant’s chips dubbo.

  • @forgeinsteel878
    @forgeinsteel878 Před 2 lety +5

    This grunt is a philosopher, love him.

  • @michaelcastro1944
    @michaelcastro1944 Před 5 lety +113

    Just spent 9 minutes of my life listening to that little guy

  • @kR-qj7rw
    @kR-qj7rw Před 6 lety +125

    2:45 lmao the grunt making fun of the cliche ofhonor warrior race the elites are based on

    • @alvinthompson6333
      @alvinthompson6333 Před 5 lety +6

      Yea, that elite woulda probably shoved him off of the cliff if it wasn't just an Easter egg lol.

    • @alduinfr
      @alduinfr Před rokem

      @@alvinthompson6333 nah the elite would throw him back into Balaho

  • @Testigobler
    @Testigobler Před 2 lety +4

    Plorp Was My Best Friend Too Man The Good Old Days

  • @AllDogsGoToHeavenn
    @AllDogsGoToHeavenn Před 2 lety +2

    When you're on your 3rd "Damn that's crazy" but they keep talking.