How to Crash a Motorcycle in 10 Seconds | Vietnam Road Trip Gone Wrong
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Day 3 on the Ha Giang loop sucked major balls. But we got some really nice views, like the best i've ever seen in my life. I had no idea what i was bargaining for when i decided to ride a piece of shit scooter on Vietnam's toughest motorcycle roads. But hey, at least it was funny. Thanks for coming along for the hardest ride to date.
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How to Crash a Motorcycle in 10 Seconds | Vietnam Road Trip Gone Wrong
Literally the best opening to any video ever on CZcams.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂 indeed
No question.
Everything is so perfect and then..happend to me in Nepal once too
Typical small brained American tourist 🤣🤣🤣
Mad respect to the people that helped you on your motorbike accident 🙏🏾
Thought the same 🎉
Almost as if they're traveling together
@@ree4238 they were after that
@@ree4238the guy that picked the bike up was a local
yeah and i rlly hope he thanked the old man
Dude your video "India sucks, don't ever come here" popped up on my home feed and I have been binge watching your content for a few days now. Absolutely loving it, it's my dream to do the same as you! I hope you have another amazing trip after Japan!
same lol
Same here!
YOo I had the exact same experience, can't stop bingeing
Same LOL
same bro
knowing this channel from that video too😂
The mom and son in orange at the gas station are actually Hmong. They have a unique dialect because they're from Vietnam and I'm from America. But I'll try to translate a little, just for the hell of it.
26:44 The mom asks her son, "How are you gonna say it to him?" Before the kid comes up with "1? 2?" (as in, do you want 1liter or 2 liter? as indicated by the markings on the container).
27:30 The kid is saying "when he (you) closed the lid, he closed it unevenly. One side is lower than the other."
Most of everything else, the mom is too far away to hear properly translate.
I came here specifically for this comment, thank you!
Hmong us
Different ethnic group than the vietnamese , they have a full🎉 independent language 😉
I immediately thought of the movie Gran Torino with Hmong explaining to Clint Eastwood's character it's a Vietnam thing.
I'm so mad myself that I didn't find out your vlogs before. You're the most amazing travel blogger I've ever seen.
same here dude. found the guy when he already made it to japan lol
Same. I found his India video a few days ago and have been binge watching since. I love his outgoing personality and interactions with people from all kinds of cultures.
You should check us out we just started 🤙🏻
@@d0wnpour yes, my first video was the food poisoning in India. Now I’m binge watching more 😂
No he isnt lol
I crashed my motorcycle on the Ha Giang loop going about 40mph after sliding on a random patch of gravel. My entire left side was covered in blood. Thankfully no broken bones. The motorcycle helmet cracked in half on impact, saving my life. Thankfully the bike was still operable. Not having any real clue where to go, I found a small clinic in a nearby town where they treated my wounds. The hospital bill was only about $4.50 and I paid in cash haha. I decided to return to the US to convalesce. Rode very cautiously back to Hanoi and jumped on the first flight back home
happened to my friend as well in Bali, we were far out in the mountains and I had to tear apart my swim shorts to patch him up lol. Once we finally reached the hospital we met a girl who had burned off half her tigh after being burned on the exhaust pot. It was so many tourists everywhere with bandages from scooter accidents
4.50 total WOW
“Thank you for letting us use your.. your garbage bin” 😂😂
You didn’t fall because of the small bump in the road… you fell because you panicked and locked up your front brake which caused your front tire to buckle and spin you out throwing you to the ground. Next time just be more cautions about slamming the brakes 😂
pro tip, never use ur front brakes
@@jonasf1275it's a good amateur tip. Definitely use your front when you understand your bike.
yeah i was just about to comment the same thing
@@jonasf1275 dont use your front brakes.... have you ridden a motorcycle most of your braking comes from the front. locking your back brake up can end badly too.
wow ur such a pro how can i ever be as cool as you?@@Canofwhoopass1000
I’m glad you’re ok dude! The views were awesome. This content is gold man
Thanks bretheren ✊
OMFG those 2 people, the guy and the lady were/are THE NICEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER SEEN on a tourist video. WOW, THEY ARE BOTH LEGENDS ❤ How blessed you were Conner to have those 2 lovely people there at the time of your accident. To those 2 people, Have a Blessed Festive season ❤
Paid actors.
@@ewcrisp41 What a weird self righteous comment history
Average traveler European behavior, to be fair. Except UK
Zero prejudices 😆🤪🤪🤪
you have quickly become my most entertaining creator to watch
🙏🙏appreciate you, thanks for being here
Me too, Obsessed with the series
"wish me luck"...proceeds to crash 🤣. golden content
You've totally inspired me to take a motorcycle trip through Vietnam. Looks amazing!
the couples give alot of positive energy and yet you are so lucky that they have your back ! wouldnt mind you to give them a shoutout or atleast some mention if they have yt channel or anything .. nice vids btw keep it up!!!!!
Hey Man you probably get this a lot but today I was having one of the worst days I’ve had in a long time. You really made my day with your videos. I thank you for that. Have a blessed trip.
LOL, sorry man but that was hilarious! I'm so glad I found your channel today, you don't BS us, you are very authentic and keep it real! I've watched 2 so far and am now hooked.
Me too
Watching your videos feels like that one unemployed bro who’s always on a random sidequest. Love it man!
FR, just watched his video with Dan in Myanmar. Red flags were everywhere but he kept going and it was amazing
Thanks for including us in your travels man, unique POV. I nearly choke watching those edits sometimes
I just discovered this channel, hilarious videos man, excellent content, keep em coming!
mucho appreciated 🙏
Tough motorcycle journey and you still kept a good sense of humor...for that, I subscribed!
Bro this is fucking wild. Craziest intro ever, glad you're okay man!
thanks for being here brother 🙏
Loving your videos! Just fascinating and scary, funny and crazy. It’s honestly brilliant viewing. Thanks so much.
One hell of an adventure. Love your channel man keep up the great work!
I've watched a lot of moto motovlogs and this is most definitely the most fun, wild, concerning, dramatic, terrifying one I've ever seen! What a roller coaster of emotions.... for me watching. Props to you man for living it 😂
really like the funny edits you're putting in these vlogs!
Elite content, you sir are the man! Your friends were amazing too, bloody legends. Love the content bud.
The best thing I've watched in a while. Thank you sir for your efforts to entertain us 🛵😁👍
"thank you sir, I love you" 😂
Gold man. Fav channel right now on youtube. Keep this going you'll blow up, for sure.
You'd be surprised how many foreigners ride bikes (everywhere in SEA) and end up crashing. Feet and hands are normally the worst. But mind you, if you crash hard they may just let you lay there for fear of liability issues.
Xang…xang…xang lmao I randomly came across your Japan videos while looking up stuff to do in Japan for my trip and found your videos pretty entertaining and subscribed …keep them coming and be safe on your journey man 🤙🏽
Been absolutely binging your shit lately and finding out your a fellow Georgian (from your video on the train in India*) makes me even more happy to see you out there being a genuine dude, keep it up my man!
No Clickbait, No BS, this dude prove his promise after 10 second.
Im sorry man but i was laughed when you were crashed 😂😂😂
And the subtitle was hillarious as always 🤣🤣🤣
Protect this dude at all cost.
Don’t feel bad I laugh too lmao . Thanks for the support man
My husband and I love your channel!! Living vicariously through you. 😊
Great intro, glad you're okay! Hooked me in immediately 😂
You. Are. Literally. Crazy for doing this - thank you.
Dude didn't even hit the hole he fell in anticipation of it 😂 Seriously though good stuff liked and subbed.
lmao he literally got scared and laid it down.
@@mellifont96wheel locked because he panicked and pulled break in too fast.
Got road rash like that on my knee sliding down my steep driveway after slipping on wet leaves. The pain for the next several days was absolutely horrible. It got so stiff and would crack open and bleed every time I had to bend my knee a bit.
Was hobbling around like The Walking Dead for a week. You took it like a champ!
Size absolute overpowering size and dramatic quality of the mountains in Vietnam CANNOT be overstated or exaggerated. The artistic qualities/the beautiful curvature and sheer scope of those mountains is truly magical in nature. It's a hard living to exist there but as far as aesthetic beauty goes, it's the place people couldn't even dream/fathom being a real place. It's THAT beautiful and awesome inspiring.
Did the Hagiang Loop 8 months ago and it was the best trip of our lives! Two up on a 150cc Honda XR. Really enjoying your vids (binge watching from your time in India)
Great editing, cant wait for more videos
This is becoming my favorite channel lmao
OMG! I’m exhausted!! I laughed…I cried..and I only viewed remotely across the world! Can’t imagine how you feel! Hahahaaa…great episode, great fun! 😂
Ye that's fun to watch but absolutely to experience it first handed is a whole diff story 😂
@@infinitedarknessofmidnighthour Yep, I have traveled to some of the places he has gone. I try to embrace the good along with the bad…same as approach to life. 😁
@@TheAseliason oh that's fun, I am in awe of your luck, actually i have some childish dream after watching dozen of his videos, must be fun if i can follow his trail and visit the place where he went to but I'm out of his league, he's too cool 😅
Nah I think you can do it :) good luck to you
The comedic timing of "of fuck..." Was comically hilarious👌
✨Greetings friends✨...
...oh fuck
I sub'd to your channel after seeing your last few videos, then three weeks with no updates!
Was a little worried and now we all know why. Glad to see you're OK dude. Kepp on keeping on! YEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!
REEEEE
Great start and it’s super rad how you kept the camera on your hand🤟. At least it Seems like you did 😂
Entertaining Video man you deserve more Subs and views !
That was sooo nice of the people to help you..and also very lucky
Commenting on an old one here, what was it 88k subs to 106k in a week? This video is a perfect representation of the hard work needed to get to this point. Love it
your channel is going viral bro! Soon you can go back to Germany and eat those fancy sausages lol. I've been binging on them for a few days, great stuff!
New subscriber here.......just cant stop loving your videos.....its so fun to watch .......🥰🥰
I just discovered your channel and I absolutely love your videos. I just watched the India and Ukraine videos. I see so much potential in your channel. Keep it up bro!
Much appreciated 🙏
Shoutout to the kind couple! 🙌
Hello, thanks for your videos.. they are very good 🇬🇧👍
i love your videos and type of editing man .
Its refreshing to see something like that here in YT
Greatest intro ever. I hope you're fine :)
Your Austrian friends definitely saved you there and yeah lol you were definitely slowing them down.
I never laugh at an intro that hard 😂
How the hell on earth that you just wish yourself luck and you bump yourselves
Oh my!! love your vlogs. An Interesting start of the video when you crashed despite you having an international license
Hey Conner! Just watched your video of you and Sarah in Osaka. Fn fantastic! Couldnt believe you're from DC. My wife and i live in northern VA, buy work at dc restaurants. You seem so familiar to me, its funny. Anyway, the videos are great, i'm envious of your travels. We're dyin to go to Vietnam...
Best wishes! ✌
Been watching and enjoying your videos for a couple of weeks now, but this one when you said if I don't crash today, subscribe? I had to do it. Great job on the content.
Lol those subtitles for the gas station people. I cracked up so hard hahaha
Montanan subscriber here. Was cool to hear you mention Montana and it's epic mountains at 6:08! I love my beautiful state. Born and raised!
3:32 I'm freaking running out of breath, man XD LOL. Officially gave a sub
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man Definitely was worth my time watching this!
Good shit man ahahaha
I love this man’s humour
This guy isn’t doing comedy, comedy is him😂
Been on some wild roads on the Chinese side of the border, but never seen shit like that. Was cracking up the entire vid, great stuff.
Bro went on an advanced level 10 dirt bike route on a busted old scooter. props to you my friend.
Been enjoying your videos. While travelling we can't take full gear everywhere, but I took a full leather palm summer glove for dirtbikes or motorcycles specifically because of these incidents. Very cool of these people to help.
The epic thing is, you know it before you crash😭🤣 "OH FUCK"
wow that couple got a first ait kit with them and nice skills...very nice people
Bro that's the best opening I've ever seen on CZcams.
Damn that fall was gnarly.. & that mountain trail is more like a stream runoff trail lol FULL SEND
Its all good with no tourism but where do you take a shit ?
Sic opening, definitely sub to your channel!
Thank you comrade
Ouch 😢 I felt that wreck man, was excruciating just to watch!
I crashed a Royal Enfield in India with a homie on the back. We were both injured pretty badly. Took me over a month before I could walk normally. I'd say you got off pretty lucky. Sick trip bud!
I'm glad you survived ! :) Greetings from Germany
hey thanks me too!
dude these videos are fucking great! subscribed for sure my man! keep it up and keep safe sir!
You sir, you have earned your scooter license 😂😂😂
I burst out laughing when you flipped the scooter 😂😂😂
LOL! That’s me pointing out where China is! 😂 So cool to find you here!
The couple u were with are awesome 😂😂
Hello , thank you for letting us use your garage bin sir 😂😂
dude, a case of beer on that bike ride, stop at every turn and have one, been a good trip
I love those locals subtitles.. super hilarious :D
I really want to go to Vietnam too, it looks like such a friggin cool place.
Bro this shit has me dying lmfao can't believe I found your channel off Reddit after lookin up travel 4 restrictions in countries 😂
Thanks my brother
That opening is wild
my man got up and said "how's the bike" !!! MY MAN !!!!!!
I have seen pepole conquer their fears. but this man here, he has no fear
Must learn the fine, yet delicate artform known as the "combat roll." Btw dont think weve forgotten about the spill with the two 'drunk' guys. 😂
Excellent dude.
27:33 he said when you closed the cap, you closed it crooked. Therefore, cross threading it.
be careful my friend take it really slow and stay safe praying you have a really safe and fun journey god bless you and stay safe
this video gave me anxiety lol
by the way, you fell before you even got to the pothole haha. I think you just tensed up. that's how I ride bicycles. I run into parked cars lol
Why dont you carry a first aid kit? It should be up there with your passport in importance.
Same question about money to fund his trip and arranging his own place to stay instead of expecting others to foot the bill.
Subscribed 😂😂
brings back memories, scooting to nowhere in Vietnam and crashing!
I have anxiety watching this. Glad you are ok!
It wasn't the "hole" that caused the problem, it was your panicked squeezing of the front break to avoid the hole. Been there, done that.
Vietnam on scooter was one of the best adventures of my life! I need to go back and see the north 😍