Demolition Man - Language Violation

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  • @christopherregan1654
    @christopherregan1654 Před 5 lety +2089

    The most amazing thing about this movie is how they always kept playing the alert every time someone swore and didn't suddenly stop doing it after a certain period of time. Now that's what I call a dedication to consistency!

    • @TheCoffeeBird
      @TheCoffeeBird Před 3 lety +128

      I know this is one year late, but I also like it that after the first few times, it essentially just became background noise. We, and John for the most part, simply ignored it and stopped giving two shits about it.

    • @vasudeanguy8523
      @vasudeanguy8523 Před 3 lety +112

      @@TheCoffeeBird *beep* You have been fined 1/2 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @simonhowell4486
      @simonhowell4486 Před 3 lety +20

      Lol I never noticed that it played throughout the movie. It was like after he got all the paper he needed i just started to ignore it, and not even recognize I did iy

    • @dustun9558
      @dustun9558 Před 3 lety +17

      @@TheCoffeeBird Dave Johnson, You are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @blackiemcblackerson8687
      @blackiemcblackerson8687 Před 2 lety +6

      @@DJSHaKa who pissed in your Cheerios.

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos Před 8 lety +4845

    Gordon Ramsey would go bankrupt with just one of these machines.

  • @vasudeanguy8523
    @vasudeanguy8523 Před 3 lety +698

    I laughed hard as a kid when John Spartan cussed up a storm to get some toilet paper. I still laugh now at that bit.

    • @aaronkenyon7112
      @aaronkenyon7112 Před 2 lety +70

      I loved how it was a two way joke: he needed some toilet paper and he is wiping his ass with the fines literally and figuratively

    • @bigl5343
      @bigl5343 Před 2 lety +16

      He does not know how to use the sea shells, hahaha.

    • @compaholic83
      @compaholic83 Před 2 lety +22

      After the toilet paper rush of 2020, it hits even harder now

    • @thegreenreaper6660
      @thegreenreaper6660 Před 2 lety +14

      Iconic form of irony. He doesnt know how to use those 3 stupid seashells, so she swears like mad against the machine, to rprint him enough 'violation papers' so he can wipe his ass with them.

    • @markholub5219
      @markholub5219 Před 2 lety +1

      Me too..

  • @MultiCommissar
    @MultiCommissar Před 3 lety +1662

    Demolition Man was supposed to be a parody of, not an instruction manual to the future.
    And now look where we are.

    • @HorrorUberAlles
      @HorrorUberAlles Před 3 lety +114

      Don't worry friend, this only means that we are 50-60 years away from having real-life Judges, Dredd style.

    • @danschuster5187
      @danschuster5187 Před 3 lety +6

      Only in office work not in the oil field stool the same

    • @Kelly14UK
      @Kelly14UK Před 3 lety +13

      These ppl don't listen to music, but love advertising. Uuurgh nauseating.

    • @arinevermore
      @arinevermore Před 3 lety +20

      A movie ahead of its time

    • @rangerstrangerdanger4359
      @rangerstrangerdanger4359 Před 3 lety +27

      We said the same thing about Idiocracy.

  • @kaorupangilan6288
    @kaorupangilan6288 Před 5 lety +1673

    "John Spartan, your video has been demonitized for violation for verbal morality statute."

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday Před 5 lety +1099

    I love that they called the police over two F-bombs.

  • @medalgear654
    @medalgear654 Před 4 lety +1314

    This movie used to be funny, now it's a freakin horror film!

    • @fakallofu1576
      @fakallofu1576 Před 4 lety +41

      true true

    • @MrKillerfreak1
      @MrKillerfreak1 Před 3 lety +50

      Yeah this movie made me kinda sad they can't even smoke or have sex

    • @VITAS874
      @VITAS874 Před 3 lety +8

      Big true

    • @bernadettevalerie
      @bernadettevalerie Před 3 lety +37

      Yup, Norway's doing it now. Smh. Bye-bye, freedom of speech!

    • @baskapat5239
      @baskapat5239 Před 3 lety +39

      What's wrong with following society rules, just look at China and North Korea, people are so happy and their leader also say so.

  • @triclopsgamer5934
    @triclopsgamer5934 Před 4 lety +230

    0:34 "Fuckers are fast too..." I don't know why but I love this line.

    • @kennethboyer2338
      @kennethboyer2338 Před 3 lety +20

      Him saying "BEEP" just made it better.

    • @texasboy9036
      @texasboy9036 Před 3 lety +7

      Beep
      You are fine one credit for violation of verbal morality statute.

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 Před 3 lety +3

      @@texasboy9036 John spartan: " Thanks a lot, you ?#*$- brained, #&%£faced, &@‰%-breakin', dumb %£?@in' pain in the @$&." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 Před 3 lety +1

      "Ow!!! M§¥‡€&#*@‰?£!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @texasboy9036
      @texasboy9036 Před 3 lety +5

      Dana Carter Dana Carter Da Da Carter you are fine one credit for the violation of the verbal mortality statue.

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow Před 5 lety +1119

    I love the consistency of the running gag, you can hear it in the background and it makes me laugh.

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls Před 4 lety +33

      Right ? This movie is so underrated.

    • @HragFarraGaming
      @HragFarraGaming Před 4 lety +30

      Fuckers are fast too

    • @DoomChopStick
      @DoomChopStick Před 4 lety +24

      @@HragFarraGaming (BZZZZZT!!) Hrag Farra, You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality standard.

    • @HragFarraGaming
      @HragFarraGaming Před 4 lety +6

      @@DoomChopStick BEEEEEEP. lol

    • @HragFarraGaming
      @HragFarraGaming Před 4 lety +12

      lol xD. Never gets old.
      --
      "Be well." "BE FUCKED."
      --
      "John Spartan you are fined one credit of the verbal morality statute."

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 Před 6 lety +4737

    *Damn it! This movie was supposed to be dumb fun, not a documentary!*

    • @bunnehboi1985
      @bunnehboi1985 Před 5 lety +390

      (BZZZT!) You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @emperorpicard7222
      @emperorpicard7222 Před 5 lety +130

      I was promised seashells in the future, damn it!

    • @korvasxeno
      @korvasxeno Před 5 lety +130

      @@emperorpicard7222 (BZZZT!) Emperor Picard
      You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @indifference1015
      @indifference1015 Před 5 lety +41

      @@korvasxeno Get the hell outta here!!!!!

    • @The1FastGP
      @The1FastGP Před 5 lety +78

      @@indifference1015 (Bzzt!) You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality standard.

  • @jabberwock95
    @jabberwock95 Před rokem +142

    I love that Huxley was fined HALF a credit for a "sotto voce" violation, because she said it quietly to herself 😂 She got a discount!

    • @cousinjeb7116
      @cousinjeb7116 Před rokem +11

      I've been wondering what the hell that meant for 30 years! Thanks!

    • @Richterdgf
      @Richterdgf Před rokem +14

      I've always wondered why she only got fined a half credit. Thanks for clearing that up!

    • @ibeturface
      @ibeturface Před měsícem

      Wow I never even noticed that

    • @jimmycsays
      @jimmycsays Před 24 dny

      But she waits until she's standing right next to the damn thing?? ops I just got fined 1 credit

  • @Lestat236
    @Lestat236 Před rokem +83

    "This is how insecure heterosexual males used to bond" Hoooooly Shiiiit that sounds like something you can hear in almost every feminist video these days. It's scary how accurate this future is

    • @62202ify
      @62202ify Před 3 měsíci +8

      Eeeet, "You have been fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality standard". Imagine Richard Pryor, Gordon Ramsay or Samuel L Jackson with one of those things, they'd go bankrupt in a month. 😅

  • @mythigator7406
    @mythigator7406 Před 4 lety +1508

    Here's an unsettling thought: Demolition Man was made in 1993 and set in 2032. That means we're now two-thirds of the way to the time when it was set.

    • @lemonsqweezy9532
      @lemonsqweezy9532 Před 4 lety +161

      Seems like we're 2/3 of the way to that bullshit already. Just takes one radical Democrat in office to fuck us over. Maybe if we're lucky we'll destroy both political parties like it was meant to be before then but I doubt that'll ever happen. xD

    • @gregmccauley1687
      @gregmccauley1687 Před 4 lety +98

      Yes and we are already seeing attempts to enforce fines and threat of imprisonment for speech that offends people.

    • @giathuanleviet4138
      @giathuanleviet4138 Před 4 lety +24

      We have the whole butthurt community ready, all they need now is Chinese Civil point now

    • @eriklehman5782
      @eriklehman5782 Před 4 lety +20

      Jesus... I'll be turning 40 that year!

    • @chiru5362
      @chiru5362 Před 4 lety +5

      @Amed Tajan stay home dumbass. The police are doing a great job where you live.

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx Před 6 lety +1964

    And now CZcams does that with Demonetization (even putting in description).

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 Před 6 lety +118

      And therefore: Fuck political correctness.

    • @justinsiegrist3346
      @justinsiegrist3346 Před 6 lety +79

      you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute

    • @yakobhat
      @yakobhat Před 6 lety +6

      xXSilentAgent47Xx did you think that youtube would just stay the same as it always was before the bigger it got?

    • @jtomally9681
      @jtomally9681 Před 6 lety +40

      Thanks to the lefty libtards. Now, all we need are three seashells and this world will be officially screwed.

    • @MegaCityOne
      @MegaCityOne Před 6 lety +15

      Google wants to be in control of social media, but they don't want to enforce our 1st amendment.

  • @timidhobgoblin207
    @timidhobgoblin207 Před 3 lety +31

    I’ve only just noticed that the machine refers to everyone by their names except for Simon Phoenix, because he’s not technically supposed to be out of the cryo prison and therefore he hasn’t had his chip fitted in yet. That’s a nice touch.

  • @QuakerRaze
    @QuakerRaze Před 4 lety +157

    Every day we move closer to this future.

  • @Biz005
    @Biz005 Před 4 lety +2295

    Imagine Samuel L Jackson around one of these machines 😂

    • @BjornV1994
      @BjornV1994 Před 4 lety +230

      The thing melts off the wall due to overheating

    • @SonnyWeg
      @SonnyWeg Před 4 lety +132

      It'll be out of paper and ink in 10-15 seconds

    • @HragFarraGaming
      @HragFarraGaming Před 4 lety +29

      BEEEEEEP!

    • @VMIFerrari
      @VMIFerrari Před 4 lety +80

      Or *Joe Pesci.* He wouldn't last 2 minutes around one of those damned language violation machines!
      (In the background) _"BEEP! VMIFerrari, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute"._

    • @Biz005
      @Biz005 Před 4 lety +15

      VMIFerrari That's a good one too lol
      Casino Joe Pesci

  • @kidaneechan
    @kidaneechan Před 4 lety +380

    "Fu**ers are fast, too" omg that cracked me

  • @silvussol8966
    @silvussol8966 Před 3 lety +44

    “Your content has been demonetized for violation of the virtual morality statute.”

  • @jimsweet3608
    @jimsweet3608 Před 3 lety +15

    1:46 "So much for the sea shells."
    I love how Spartan used his "violations" to get tissue paper!

  • @MischiefMeerkat
    @MischiefMeerkat Před 7 lety +2727

    funny then...scary now

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 Před 6 lety +40

      Do you think this movie predicted some things that it's scary?

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. Před 6 lety +37

      Scared of a bunch of pussies? Lmao.

    • @PheonixRising2988
      @PheonixRising2988 Před 5 lety +60

      KageTrauma Bzzt!! You have been fined one credit of the the language morality code.

    • @jwn5
      @jwn5 Před 5 lety +5

      Funny then, hilarious now, i know this world wont happen because dreams never come true

    • @ImmortanDan
      @ImmortanDan Před 5 lety +16

      jwn5 If this world is in any way a dream to you, I don't trust you to even intern near a government official.

  • @gwasgray9309
    @gwasgray9309 Před 8 lety +610

    1:47 - 1:53 Voice recognition technology must be vastly improved for that machine to understand Stallone's mumblings.

    • @rogerdarda7244
      @rogerdarda7244 Před 8 lety +19

      +Gwasgray yes, Especially since his mouth was dam near touching it!!! LMAO that shit was so funny though

    • @cggrizzlyb92hd35
      @cggrizzlyb92hd35 Před 6 lety +1

      Gwasgray, lol

    • @xanethedarkwerehog
      @xanethedarkwerehog Před 5 lety

      Gwasgray lol

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode Před 5 lety +4

      'John Spartan, you are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality statute. I.... I think. I couldn't quite understand what you were saying, but I'm assuming there was at least one f bomb in there.'
      Hm, doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

    • @RS-ls7mm
      @RS-ls7mm Před 5 lety

      Somebody actually made one these. You can find it on Hackaday.

  • @rainbowdashieness
    @rainbowdashieness Před rokem +10

    This is quickly becoming a documentary.

  • @sabatheus
    @sabatheus Před 2 lety +51

    Simon Phoenix is one of the greatest cinema villains of all time. Great job, Westley Snipes.

    • @jakelam5089
      @jakelam5089 Před rokem +4

      Wesley Snipes stole the show in this movie

  • @robertlehnert4148
    @robertlehnert4148 Před 4 lety +460

    "Come on HAL...." He may be a psychotic killer, but he's cultured

    • @michaelaramis1210
      @michaelaramis1210 Před 4 lety +26

      yeah, he has lots of culture, its supposed to be a full fledged chaotic sociopath that can turn society upside down, think of batmans joker

    • @grizzlydan8248
      @grizzlydan8248 Před 4 lety +2

      @@michaelaramis1210 this says a lot about the society we live in

    • @HragFarraGaming
      @HragFarraGaming Před 4 lety +9

      That's good writing right there.

    • @ShadowMoon878
      @ShadowMoon878 Před 4 lety +9

      The character Simon Phoenix actually have near genius intellect.

    • @midknight9232
      @midknight9232 Před 3 lety

      Wicked cultured

  • @coolcat6303
    @coolcat6303 Před 8 lety +180

    This movie was great all around but I really liked the attention to detail they had with stuff like the cursing. Even when a character was in a location with no visible morality machine, you'd still hear a "Beep!" off in the distance.

  • @WcHDICE
    @WcHDICE Před 4 lety +331

    1993: This movie is funny
    2020: This shit is scary our Freedom of Speech is censored

    • @supercomputer0448
      @supercomputer0448 Před 3 lety +34

      You are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 Před 3 lety +2

      @@supercomputer0448 That sounds comedic!

    • @richlisola1
      @richlisola1 Před 3 lety

      Censored*

    • @virtualpellot933
      @virtualpellot933 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah! Every damn time we are getting close that. We are getting #$*%ed up here!

    • @mr.adventure0142
      @mr.adventure0142 Před 2 lety +2

      "WcHDICE, your video has been demonitized for one violation verbal morality statue."

  • @ArmyJames
    @ArmyJames Před rokem +13

    In 1993, this movie was a funny parody about social correctness.
    Now it’s more of a comment, really.

  • @TERMINATIONBLISS08
    @TERMINATIONBLISS08 Před 4 lety +186

    "So much for the seashells"
    One of the best lines ever. Change my mind

  • @emetanti
    @emetanti Před 4 lety +451

    It gets concerning when you realize this movie went from generic 90s action movie with gimmick to being more accurate of where things are going than it ever should.

    • @grimmshredsanguinus2915
      @grimmshredsanguinus2915 Před 3 lety +7

      Hahahah indeed its horriefing

    • @nathanenfinger9559
      @nathanenfinger9559 Před 3 lety +5

      Prophetic I say

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 Před 3 lety +6

      @@nathanenfinger9559 "YOUR REPEATED VIOLATION OF THE VERBAL MORALITY STATUTE HAS CAUSED ME TO NOTIFY THE SAN ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT, PLEASE REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE."🤣🤣

    • @demonknight7965
      @demonknight7965 Před 3 lety +6

      Idiocracy too.

    • @renaudlemieux1
      @renaudlemieux1 Před rokem

      And why's that ? You guys keep repeating the same thing over and over " its like that tuday or it will be " but why ? If you mean that our society is invaded by sjw and wokes that always whine when we say something I agree with you otherwise I don't know wtd you're talking about

  • @ryanskalman7725
    @ryanskalman7725 Před 4 lety +31

    With the way things are now you can bet that this is a perfect model of what our future will probably look like in the near near future

  • @dalriada842
    @dalriada842 Před 3 lety +19

    This is basically Scotland 2021. We're just waiting for the machines to be installed everywhere. I'm sure Humza is on it!

  • @ww2sniper555
    @ww2sniper555 Před 7 lety +578

    CZcams's New Rules in a Nutshell

    • @Willy2000ization
      @Willy2000ization Před 7 lety +12

      Along with Facebook and ever other fucking social media site lol

    • @TheUniversalEyes
      @TheUniversalEyes Před 7 lety +5

      Vote for Hillary and you will have this in all aspects of your life guaranteed!

    • @RetroGamer-zz5jn
      @RetroGamer-zz5jn Před 7 lety

      Billy Price dont forget the ky jelly then lol

    • @Willy2000ization
      @Willy2000ization Před 7 lety

      If Donald fucks up...he's gonna make MANY enemies...Nothing to do with freedom of speech. what Im saying here is the god honest truth. P.S. NO PRESIDENT has the right to FUCK with the Bill of Rights....Freedom of Speech is part of it

    • @pussnboots_7507
      @pussnboots_7507 Před 7 lety

      not nice to make threats dummy

  • @c.deg.7982
    @c.deg.7982 Před 5 lety +645

    TFW a dumb Stallone movie vehicle called Demolition Man was the most realistic science fiction film of the 20th century.

    • @frankstrawnation
      @frankstrawnation Před 4 lety +34

      We also have Idiocracy.

    • @stevem2323
      @stevem2323 Před 3 lety

      @Nehemiah Pouncey Definitely not.

    • @ThyPandora
      @ThyPandora Před 3 lety +17

      @@frankstrawnation Idiocracy is becoming more and more of a reality where Americans' are involved (and what it makes fun of, too).

    • @bruceli9094
      @bruceli9094 Před 3 lety +3

      @@frankstrawnation and soon Minority report.

    • @jango7889
      @jango7889 Před 3 lety

      i said fuck in the grocery store yesterday and nothin happened to me

  • @RishabhManna
    @RishabhManna Před 3 lety +192

    Timer travelers wrote this movie and made a fortune.

  • @warmasterdorn
    @warmasterdorn Před 3 lety +73

    I feel like the dystopian, apocalyptic future we'll actually see is halfway between Demolition Man and Idiocracy.

    • @cuyvaldar3741
      @cuyvaldar3741 Před rokem +4

      With a dash of the Hunger Games mixed in.

    • @dragonranger8456
      @dragonranger8456 Před rokem +4

      Before ultimately reaching Fallout.

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Před rokem

      we weren't decisive about with dystopian live we wanted, so we choosed both

    • @jerrymcguire5132
      @jerrymcguire5132 Před 9 měsíci +1

      And quite possibly some terminator stuff as well since we are messing around with A.I.

    • @drDEVILOCK
      @drDEVILOCK Před 8 měsíci

      Yeah half way there

  • @cafeta
    @cafeta Před 7 lety +1607

    This movie predicted the future so well... it's scary!

    • @maximmuromov6073
      @maximmuromov6073 Před 7 lety +48

      (Bzzzz!) j lin, you are fined three credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute!

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker Před 7 lety +15

      I think that one was from Total Recall and as I recall the Taxi tried to run over Arnold when he refused to pay for it.

    • @chasemiller7974
      @chasemiller7974 Před 7 lety +7

      y01p0w3r3d You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

    • @rairahul1281
      @rairahul1281 Před 7 lety

      Chase Miller fuck you

    • @chasemiller7974
      @chasemiller7974 Před 7 lety +13

      Rai Rahul Your repeated violation of the verbal morality statute has caused me to notify the authorities, please remain where you are.

  • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317

    Last time I saw this on TV all the cursing was removed which proves this movie's point.

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd Před 3 lety +12

      You probably saw it on network television, then. There have always been laws against using profanity on TV, unless it's on a movie channel, like HBO.

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 Před 2 lety

      @@WorthlessDeadEnd they never bleep out

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd Před 2 lety +3

      @@lexkanyima2195 Depends on the word, and the network. A network channel is ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX. They're the channels you get for free if you use antennae on your television.

    • @lexkanyima2195
      @lexkanyima2195 Před 2 lety

      @@WorthlessDeadEnd NBC is a edgy network

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd Před 2 lety +1

      @@lexkanyima2195 If you say so. I haven't watched network television since the ball dropped last New Years. Not even exaggerating.

  • @wolveraspeaks
    @wolveraspeaks Před 3 lety +25

    This is the world social justice wants.

  • @TheNightshotBR
    @TheNightshotBR Před 3 lety +28

    One of the most underrated movies we had in the 90' s.

  • @NachoJoshas
    @NachoJoshas Před 6 lety +1975

    Trying to make a joke in 2018 without offending anyone

  • @Awemage01
    @Awemage01 Před 10 lety +206

    "So much for the seashells." - I die everytime

    • @mattnichols4592
      @mattnichols4592 Před 5 lety +2

      Awemage same here haha

    • @brothermissy7760
      @brothermissy7760 Před 5 lety +20

      Agree... he's literally purchasing shit tickets, lmao.

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 Před 5 lety +1

      @@brothermissy7760
      He's using them for TP.

    • @braddocke.hutton7392
      @braddocke.hutton7392 Před 5 lety +4

      @drmayeda1 That's what he means. He's literally purchasing toilet paper aka "shit tickets" by swearing and getting fined.

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp Před 5 lety +2

      @@braddocke.hutton7392 *BEEEP* Braddock Hutton, you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

  • @91MoonKnight
    @91MoonKnight Před 2 lety +10

    we're sadly getting very close to this future. don't know whether to laugh or cry.

  • @FreemanicParacusia
    @FreemanicParacusia Před rokem +5

    So much for the seashells. I’ll see you in a few minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elitebelt
    @elitebelt Před 6 lety +425

    Demolition Man predicted the future of CZcams.

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 Před 6 lety +1

      elitebelt and TV oh wait

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 Před 5 lety +8

      CZcamsrs complaining/joking about CZcams in a CZcams comment section instead of doing something helpful like joining other video platforms that "compete" with CZcams. What sweet stupid irony you guys uphold.

    • @CrabTastingMan
      @CrabTastingMan Před 4 lety +2

      Dumbass. If that was that easy people would have all left for these other video platforms by now.
      The whole world already gathers around youtube, it's the place with the most viewers.
      Other services don't even have a fraction of the potential viewer base. That's the definitive reason we're all here now. To mingle and/or get most views.

    • @snowfox4704
      @snowfox4704 Před 4 lety +1

      elitebelt
      That happens in January of 2020
      Due to CZcams’s new terms of fucking our service.

    • @user-cj3ik9qq6m
      @user-cj3ik9qq6m Před 4 lety

      Demolition man and cyberpunk 2077 is the future that's happening now

  • @MCO18
    @MCO18 Před 9 lety +751

    One of the all-time great cheesy movies.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 Před 9 lety +60

      Max Power Correction: One of the all-time great action movies.

    • @akiraman26
      @akiraman26 Před 9 lety +9

      Max Power what fuck you

    • @AdmirialMav
      @AdmirialMav Před 9 lety +41

      akiraman26 (Buzz) You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statue..

    • @akiraman26
      @akiraman26 Před 9 lety +5

      thanks alot you shit for brains, ball breaking duck fucking pain in the ass, so for the sea shells...

    • @AdmirialMav
      @AdmirialMav Před 9 lety +6

      John Spartan..John Spartan..John Spartan.. John Spartain you have ben fined 4 Credits for Repeated Violations of the Verbal Morality Statue

  • @sirsir9665
    @sirsir9665 Před 3 lety +5

    This is going to be our future with the way things are now a days

  • @queensgaelsmenshockey
    @queensgaelsmenshockey Před 2 lety +1

    Its 2021, were only 11 years away from when this movie is set and society is so up in arms there could be a society like this!

  • @Bothrops_Asper_89
    @Bothrops_Asper_89 Před 8 lety +39

    Sandra Bullock was fine as hell back in the day.

  • @Useaname
    @Useaname Před 8 lety +75

    I love how Lenina Huxley puts her hand over her mouth at the sound of swearing ...

    • @jtb1990419
      @jtb1990419 Před 7 lety +9

      Jon Amendall especially when she was the first one to be fined by the machine.

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 Před 5 lety +2

      Sandra Bullock.

  • @scottsommer9843
    @scottsommer9843 Před rokem +6

    "Insecure heterosexual males."
    You know, I hear this much now every time a woman doesn't get what she wants from a man that it has given me PTSD.

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames Před 4 lety +6

    I love how you can hear it in the background at all times

  • @TheOmega099
    @TheOmega099 Před 10 lety +459

    if those machines ever exist they will be destroyed so many times lol

    • @setsunaes
      @setsunaes Před 10 lety +22

      xbox one, go, destroy em all!

    • @GeekmomNet007
      @GeekmomNet007 Před 10 lety +11

      They made everything that could destroy them illegal. Kind of like Obama's world.

    • @TheOmega099
      @TheOmega099 Před 10 lety +4

      they don't look so tough a pipe or a baseball bat even just ripping it off a wall with a crowbar would work

    • @GeekmomNet007
      @GeekmomNet007 Před 10 lety +4

      let's just hope they never do exist.

    • @madgameralexthegreat
      @madgameralexthegreat Před 6 lety +10

      Police officer: Excuse me citizen. You seem to be having a problem with the-
      Me: SHUT! THE FUCK! UP! (Continues pulverizing the machine)

  • @THEPLANETEARTH
    @THEPLANETEARTH Před 7 lety +488

    this will be valid in 10 years

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit Před 6 lety +5

      THEPLANETEARTH If not so,already.

    • @djmars1983
      @djmars1983 Před 6 lety +5

      20 years if we are lucky.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 Před 6 lety +10

      THEPLANETEARTH it is in California

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 Před 6 lety +4

      THEPLANETEARTH Its valid now.

    • @Vetusomaru
      @Vetusomaru Před 6 lety +13

      THEPLANETEARTH It's already valid. See what happens in UK. They literally arrest people over posting meme.

  • @ssuuy
    @ssuuy Před 2 lety +38

    This is now a reality in Australia.

    • @johnl6176
      @johnl6176 Před 2 lety +2

      Except for the seashells.

  • @Arsenov92
    @Arsenov92 Před 3 lety +2

    Fun fact:
    While filming this movie, Jack Black was an extra in it. He waited for his chance for weeks to be used, then one day, he partied all night and woke up later then he should have. While frantically trying to get there he calls his agent says:"Hey I'm late but it doesn't matter cause they never use me." His agent responds that he got a call from Joe Silver and he said that Jack Black had better be dead cause it was his turn to be on the camera. He even had a line in the movie.

  • @threeeyedgoldpatrick
    @threeeyedgoldpatrick Před 5 lety +37

    I love the attention to detail in this movie. No matter where they are, they always get fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute for cursing

  • @vanishy0urself
    @vanishy0urself Před 8 lety +751

    WORLD OF TUMBLR

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 Před 6 lety +4

      vanishy0urself Trigggered!!!

    • @christophercarey3232
      @christophercarey3232 Před 5 lety +6

      As Nostalgia Critic said, people who can't take a joke, overly sensitive to bad language... Yep, that's about right.

    • @duvl73
      @duvl73 Před 5 lety +10

      vanishy0urself not quite because everyone in this film is in shape

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 Před 4 lety

      Fuck...I ruined the 666 likes. :(

  • @warhorse1956
    @warhorse1956 Před 3 lety +10

    2021 and we're living it right now.

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus Před 4 lety +65

    "Insecure heterosexual males" - yeah, her character would certainly go down well with the audience

    • @engasal
      @engasal Před 2 lety

      @John Constantine Yeaheah, buai

    • @0mikr0n
      @0mikr0n Před 2 lety +3

      It only offends insecure people.

  • @Vzer01
    @Vzer01 Před 7 lety +70

    This is what the future will be like - no sex, chocolate, contact sports, meat, swearing, alcohol ... everything that makes life worth living.

    • @MarkEmperor
      @MarkEmperor Před 7 lety +1

      Winston Huckleberry you got forgot this- no religion.

    • @Vzer01
      @Vzer01 Před 7 lety

      Gemaera most importantly.. this! Cheers haha

    • @MarkEmperor
      @MarkEmperor Před 7 lety

      +Winston Huckleberry Oh! i see what you mean. Oops! 😊

    • @Vzer01
      @Vzer01 Před 7 lety

      Darkzz Lord Thats alright mate, your life will get better.

    • @Vzer01
      @Vzer01 Před 7 lety

      LOL I didn't realise that there are people out there that take things literally... ffs. Sir, you need to take a long look in the mirror and take a minute to really look at yourself. Bye.

  • @1helluvaguy738
    @1helluvaguy738 Před 8 lety +452

    Very prophetic.

    • @antra21
      @antra21 Před 7 lety +3

      It won't, you're both overly dramatic.

    • @JohnDoe-pt7ru
      @JohnDoe-pt7ru Před 7 lety +24

      no it's already happened. In Belgium, they can fine you for cursing in public. Want something closer to home? Middleborough, Massachusetts also has fines for cursing in public. With the growing bullshit culture of pansy politically correct where everyone is offended by something and we all need government regulated safe spaces, this movie along with many other sci fi novels/movies were frighteningly accurate in their depictions of the future. Welcome to the future, where we're all too stupid, too soft and too defenseless to take care of ourselves so Big Brother has to do it for us.

    • @antra21
      @antra21 Před 7 lety +4

      John Doe America is one of the most unpolitically correct countries you can think of today...YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...YOU CAN OFFEND WHOEVER YOU WANT FREELY...STOP BEING OVERSENSITIVE ABOUT FREEDOMS YOU ALREADY HAVE.

    • @jimmymeuris9001
      @jimmymeuris9001 Před 7 lety +4

      John Doe i live in Belgium and there are no fines here for bad language in public. Where would you get that nonsense.

    • @superexoticshrub
      @superexoticshrub Před 7 lety +1

      Jimmy Meuris You can't expect the average American to actually know *facts* from outside of our country. They believe whatever tripe their favorite personality tells them.

  • @actionfigurescollectionssu7854

    Looks like this movie predicted the future Because now people are sensitive like little girls

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd Před 3 lety +4

      Amazing how they knew today's society would behave, isn't it? 🤔

    • @ursa_margo
      @ursa_margo Před 3 lety +5

      People? No. Americans? Yes.

    • @actionfigurescollectionssu7854
      @actionfigurescollectionssu7854 Před 3 lety

      @@WorthlessDeadEnd Yeah it’s crazy

    • @actionfigurescollectionssu7854
      @actionfigurescollectionssu7854 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ursa_margo Americans are the most sensitive ones I know this because I am American 🇺🇸 and I am not Sensitive.

    • @ursa_margo
      @ursa_margo Před 3 lety +1

      @@actionfigurescollectionssu7854 Apparently, it is somehow beneficial to be "sensitive" in the US society at this specific point in time...

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble Před 3 lety +11

    Something tells me Wesley Snipes had the time of his life making this movie

  • @RiggsBF
    @RiggsBF Před 6 lety +304

    Imagine if Samuel L. Jackson, Joe Pesci, and Al Pacino were in this movie.

  • @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
    @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 Před 4 lety +232

    *1993 Demolition Man* .. A fun awesome action movie
    *2019 Demolition Man* .. A scary prediction of our future come true.

    • @number3stunner118
      @number3stunner118 Před 4 lety +6

      *2020* prophecy fulfillment begins.

    • @danielware4069
      @danielware4069 Před 4 lety +3

      That's what the Dem's want our Police Department to be lol.

    • @FLASHPNT
      @FLASHPNT Před 3 lety +1

      @@danielware4069 I want to deny that but I really can’t

    • @bigwillietheb
      @bigwillietheb Před 3 lety +1

      gettin pretty close

  • @thatguyfromcetialphaV
    @thatguyfromcetialphaV Před rokem +6

    It's funny how this and The Running Man have become our reality.

  • @OmegaBlackHeart
    @OmegaBlackHeart Před 4 lety +15

    0:31- My favorite part of this running joke. Gets me every time 😂😂

    • @alexthompson5275
      @alexthompson5275 Před 4 lety +1

      Fuck you. ( Then cops came). And fuckers are fast too

    • @OmegaBlackHeart
      @OmegaBlackHeart Před 4 lety +1

      @@alexthompson5275 you are fined 2 credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute.
      😂

    • @belperite
      @belperite Před 11 měsíci +2

      Snipes' cussing is hilarious throughout this movie

  • @anibaldk
    @anibaldk Před 5 lety +201

    "Come on, HAL, where're the goddamn guns"
    Veeeery nice movie reference (for those old enough)

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 Před 4 lety +7

      2001 a space oddysey

    • @durotelodoy5379
      @durotelodoy5379 Před 4 lety +8

      I can't let you do that Simon 😁

    • @1978sjt
      @1978sjt Před 4 lety +6

      well when it came out, we were all old enough to get it :p

    • @number3stunner118
      @number3stunner118 Před 4 lety +1

      Stop all the Rip van Winkling! We need to figure out which type of sea shells are best to use to replace toilet paper.

    • @anibaldk
      @anibaldk Před 4 lety +1

      @@number3stunner118 Really? You don't know which shells to use? hahahahahahahahahahaha
      I can see how that can be....confusing.

  • @jeromyl1140
    @jeromyl1140 Před 5 lety +16

    I love how this became a background running gag throughout this movie. Top shelf comedy timing in an action movie.

  • @shaggybear5927
    @shaggybear5927 Před rokem +4

    They predicted so much in this movie. All the way down to anything a man did being done because they're "insecure".

  • @obi-wankenobi5416
    @obi-wankenobi5416 Před 4 lety +9

    This movie aged perfectly

  • @phillips9945
    @phillips9945 Před 4 lety +41

    I loved how he used it to get toilet paper! “So much for the seashells.” LMFAO! 😂

  • @1ivannthegreat
    @1ivannthegreat Před 6 lety +34

    Stallone should’ve stayed there until the paper would run out in the machine.🤣🤣🤣

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 Před 6 lety

      ivannthegreat1 environmental responsibility they hadn't done yet

  • @KageFighter
    @KageFighter Před 3 lety +6

    We’re almost there. I remember being a kid in ‘93 inpatient for 2032 to come. Now I wish I could go back to ‘93 lol.

  • @CRIMI0N
    @CRIMI0N Před 2 lety +2

    Remember your listening devices like Alexa are ALWAYS listening.

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 Před 5 lety +26

    I love how they kept the continuity through out the whole movie

  • @midnytevega2777
    @midnytevega2777 Před 5 lety +20

    The accuracy of this movie is uncanny

  • @xoxo20000
    @xoxo20000 Před 4 lety +45

    This is exactly what twitter is doing now lmao. I got put in twitter jail for cussing too much.

    • @hououinkyouma3864
      @hououinkyouma3864 Před 3 lety +1

      I have been banned for 3 days from FB because I was using the word assfucking.

    • @davidjones3165
      @davidjones3165 Před 3 lety

      Seriously?

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 Před 2 lety

      @@davidjones3165 No lol, they are full of shit. I've never been suspended and I've done everything short of telling someone to kill themselves

  • @randomdude259
    @randomdude259 Před 2 lety +4

    0:50 BEEEEEEEEP!

  • @Dark_Tale
    @Dark_Tale Před 4 lety +54

    When Google decides to finally take over. If you'll excuse me, I'll be joining the underground resistance whenever that happens.

    • @johntrevy1
      @johntrevy1 Před 4 lety +3

      Good for you.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d Před 4 lety +4

      Be sure to take plenty of hair care products with you so you can look just as fabulous as the resistance leader did.

    • @MrDeadhead83
      @MrDeadhead83 Před 2 měsíci

      We'll all be down there partying with beers and rat burgers

  • @RAYTHEONGAMING
    @RAYTHEONGAMING Před 4 lety +124

    *The current state of California*

  • @jakkard5026
    @jakkard5026 Před 2 lety +5

    Remember when this used to be a ridiculous parody....
    I member...

  • @iare19
    @iare19 Před 4 lety +8

    Future depicted in the movie is closer than the day it was released.
    Let that sink in.

    • @Spiralogy
      @Spiralogy Před 10 měsíci

      Yes, that's generally how time works

  • @pedobear8071
    @pedobear8071 Před 4 lety +161

    "Anything spicy" is banned? lmao what the hell kind of future is this

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 Před 4 lety +29

      Future no one want to live in

    • @DB10887
      @DB10887 Před 4 lety +13

      We're already living it

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 Před 4 lety +11

      Not if more people understand the full context of first amendment (specifically free speech, where you're not entitled to be punished because of your speech no matter how offensive it is including speech that considered to be "hate speech", but you can be punished if you inciting active call of violence against someone or tell a lie that causing harm to someone else which btw is already breaking law).

    • @KMcNally117
      @KMcNally117 Před 4 lety +11

      How did Taco Bell win the Franchise Wars?

    • @peterp2153
      @peterp2153 Před 3 lety +10

      Pedo Bear you are fined 1/2 credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

  • @Calidus7
    @Calidus7 Před 6 lety +68

    Basically a world controlled by Google.

    • @heartbreakmanNo1
      @heartbreakmanNo1 Před 5 lety +3

      That sounds way better then a World controlled by China :t

    • @haskapaska
      @haskapaska Před 5 lety +1

      Google is Skynet

    • @CrabTastingMan
      @CrabTastingMan Před 4 lety +5

      @heartbreakmanNo1 Word. Chinese civilians are murdered by their own government in droves IN PUBLIC in 1989 at Tiananmen, and even to this day they are not even allowed to talk about it. To the point *that they are not even allowed to refer to June 4th, but euphemize it in whispered "May 35th"*
      *China is just a richer bigger North Korea already with a humongous nuclear arsenal.* It's an abnormal country where CZcams and Facebook are banned, so ppl can never learn the truth, Just like North Korea. Hell, NK is China's puppet state. They keep sending families who made it out alive of NK back into NK to get tortured and murdered by the state. They fund Kim's nukes and keep pumping him with strategic resources like oil which only the military uses (nobody in NK has cars except the ruling elite and the military) to maintain maximum oppression of 25 million civilians. Ppl are forced to work for the state and China's projects in NK. None of their earnings are kept for themselves. They are born to work and conscripted without pay for 10 to 15 years in military, both male and women.

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 Před 3 lety +12

    I hate that this is becoming reality.

  • @jabotjab6239
    @jabotjab6239 Před 3 lety +37

    At these time we found it funny, because such situations were seen as absurdities. Today in 2020 we see it as a nightmare

  • @johnloring3887
    @johnloring3887 Před 10 lety +59

    I think this is one of Stallone's best movies. Good action, funny lines and not too much blood.

  • @bard6184
    @bard6184 Před 2 lety +5

    The way things are going these days, we'll probably soon need a Simon Phoenix to maintain people's rights to be assholes

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33

    This will become reality on social media when google begins fining people for using profanity online

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion Před 6 lety +36

    Damn...That world would be a living hell.

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim Před 4 lety +7

      There's an entire underground revolution of people living in the sewers smoking handrolled cigarettes, drinking beer, eating burgers, and swearing all they want, it's great

    • @Death_Korps_Officer
      @Death_Korps_Officer Před 4 lety +1

      We are not that far from that future.

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 Před 4 lety +2

      Congratulations, thats the world we live in...

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc Před 4 lety

      @@dorugoramon0518 You beat by a week sir.

    • @ursa_margo
      @ursa_margo Před 3 lety

      Having trouble maintaining your language hygiene?

  • @AO17
    @AO17 Před 10 lety +69

    South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut wouldn't make it past the opening scene.

    • @bunnehboi1985
      @bunnehboi1985 Před 9 lety +2

      AO17 (BUZZ!!!) AO17, you are in direct violation of the Verbal Morality Statute. The local authorities are being summoned for your immediate reprimand. Please remain where you are until they arrive.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 Před 6 lety +1

      I bet that movie and Pulp Fiction would destroy that machine

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 Před 5 lety +2

      Goodfellas would break that machine too. A Joe Pesci scene alone would be enough.

    • @BigAl1976
      @BigAl1976 Před 5 lety

      I think Casino and Scarface would also be machine breakers.

    • @hulkfan97
      @hulkfan97 Před 4 lety

      The Wolf of Wall Street and The Departed

  • @3131Bubba1313
    @3131Bubba1313 Před 4 lety +8

    I don’t want to live in a world like this

  • @mikecosta1889
    @mikecosta1889 Před 3 lety +37

    1:48 "John Spartan, you are fined-
    John Spartan, you are-
    John Spartan-
    John-
    John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute."
    I'm dead!

  • @tmakalpha1
    @tmakalpha1 Před 4 lety +17

    "Simply put Minister, these rules were implemented by the civil service to ensure peace and stability"
    Sir Humphrey Appleby

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 Před 4 lety +182

    2020 - "I am a Man"
    " You have been fined $100 for violating the Gender Neutrality act which has been debited out of your bank account "

    • @Zrex99
      @Zrex99 Před 4 lety +16

      Now you have to figure out what bathroom you will use, LOL!

    • @InfiniteDeckhand
      @InfiniteDeckhand Před 4 lety +5

      Nice strawman you got there.

    • @friendly1870
      @friendly1870 Před 4 lety +5

      this movie is becoming reality...

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls Před 4 lety +14

      @@InfiniteDeckhand that's not a strawman, that's reality snowflake.

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls Před 4 lety +3

      @Hitchdude I love your profil pic.

  • @TravonJamelGreen
    @TravonJamelGreen Před 2 lety +4

    You fined one credit for violation of the morality statue.

  • @62202ify
    @62202ify Před 3 měsíci +3

    This was some of Wesley Snipes's best work. The lines he had were hilarious. You can tell he had fun playing that role.

  • @oDGuardian
    @oDGuardian Před 10 lety +43

    I would go poor from constant violations of the verbal morality statute. I'm sure the Gov't wont be far from implementing this to put more money in their pockets.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 Před 6 lety +1

      Eric Gravely not now that a capitalist instead of a communist is in charge of America I can only hope that England gets someone in charge just like him

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 Před 6 lety +1

      Eric Gravely Jaywalking. Any pr department. Blood Diamonds. Prison for miscarriage. Debtors prison. Cops are judge, jury and executioner. For profit prisons. Corporations sell confusion. Etc.