Driving 6000km in My Summer Car
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Fun fact. 6000km is longer than the entire land border of Finland. You would have to drive 2.34 laps (and some change) out and back around the entire country of Finland to reach 6000km
Edit: apologies. I was drunk last night and did the math wrong. It's under 2 and a half laps. Since apparently y'all are apparently obsessed. The actual lap count is 2.3410066329
I remember saying during the stream that he'd probably drive for as many laps around the dirt track as the winning car around the Le Mans Circuit de la Sarthe during the 2016 24 hours of Le Mans. Which would equate to something in the region of 390-something laps. Turns out, I underestimated this community. Would this take place in Le Mans, our Frongus would be driving at least two and a half days lol
@@cat_03tvif he didnt changed the rules we would probably make him drive around the circumference of the earth or the distance to the moon
make no mistake of what we can achieve when we want to see him suffer
6000 km is also more or less the radius of Earth... Not the Diameter though... Meaning Martin would have to drive approximately half way around the globe to Finnish this Challenge. Get it? FINNISH? Because, the game's in... Finland... and... uhm... Nevermind.
PS: I was wrong, as mentioned in a lower reply, for those who care to read that.
Thats 1 fullone way trip of coast to coast of australia!
@@TheTrytixThats not how radius works
I remember this livestream, it was basically car breaks down, chat yells at him what was wrong, Martin ignores us, we were right, drive for 3m, repeat. Some of these breaks were multiple hours long. That was a great stream.
I remember that too
The 8 hour break
Soo true lol
It was fantastic, then after stream ended the bullying continued unceasingly in every comment section of his. It was, and will continue to be, glorious
You think the comment section bullying was bad? Wait till you see what people on My summer car forums had to say. It was like watching a monkey try to do algebra to them. They were crying 😂
Imagine if My Summer Car had screws you actually had to take off, store, and try not to lose them before putting them on
Dont give the devs any ideas
SHUT
my winter car might have that…
That is Mon bazou which is basically my summer car but less jumpscares and your a Canadian that speaks french
@@pieman12345678987654last major and final update was in 2020, cool idea, but probably not going to happen.
13:31 - "THE TRAIN IS HERE!!!"
The dread in his voice sent me.
At this point, I'm expecting the Finnish Tourism Bureau to fly Mart out and have him actually drive a lap around the border of Finland. And as a fair trade, I think those kilometers would count!
genius video idea: martin flies to Finland, seeks out a datsun 100a and drives it around the finnish countryside.
@@piironengarage8030 yes. He probably got enough money to actually do that.
tbh, Finnish border is not a place that you want to be driving around atm...
@@mikkoleinonen9846 That's for 'my winter car' ;)
@@mikkoleinonen9846 the Satsuma will manage
Forward facing Martin is by far the scariest thing I’ve seen this year, it’s not even a competition.
I had to rewind the video just to process wtf my eyes just laid upon and the utter horror that came with the abomination i was faced with.
normal mart when he sees you using chrome: kills you
front facing mart when he sees you at all: ends your blood line
I wad watching this video at night on my phone and it unnerved me enough to make me stop watching
Especially when it says my name
well, yes it is and im more scared because my name is Michael xD
Watching this stream was actually a great example of how the rules of the road help keep us safe. Seeing him ignore all of them, and be punished for all correspondingly.
Cuckolded comment
rally racers
Well that's boring
1:15 “ok Jim, I’m putting you down for your regular 22 hour shift”💀
Must work at Amazon
Finally, the Finnish shall be satisfied, their wait has come to an end; and you, Martin, are in the spotlight.
Don’t disappoint.
Edit: Then I commented “I walked away for 5 MINUTES and I get this famous?”
“Sir this is a therapy session, not show and tell”
Your life depends on your actions Mart.
the finnish will never be satisfied they crave more
>Finland closes border with Slavland
>Martin streams the next evening
Can't be coincidence
We All Knew he couldn't escape.
u in chat?
Now THIS is the worst mistake of your entire life.
Edit: *YET*
Worst mistake of his entire life so far.
Greer
@@Awfulfeatureforeshadowing is a narrative device in which-
NO IT IS THE GREATEST THING THAT HE HAS DONE
I think this may be the best mistake of his life.
15:28 this is a pure gem 💀
Have you seen 16:50?
18:32 scariest part
Don't hold back your true feelings, Martin. You know deep inside that you yearn for the countryside. Finland calls, Martin. And they're calling specifically towards you.
me kaikki odotamme marttia
ESCAPE THE PANOPTICON MARTIN
@@that_Dominic_guy myö kaikki ootetaan Marttii
@@graoeHOLY SHIT ULTRAKILL REFERENCE?
What nonsense? Which Finland are we talking about? What's the catch? I can not understand. Every comment has a sarcastic meaning and mentions Martin and Finland.. are you.. zombified?
Watching these streams just filled me with dread, every crash and every pause and the total would explode. Seeing martin drive a km only to make 0.03 progress was even more hell
Dont watch problem solved 👍 im so surprised people watch 38 hour stream just a guy breaking his car over and over and OVER AGAIN 😂
@@salamov963 it is great background noise, lol
@@salamov963 I don't think you understand. No one is complaining or asking for anything lol
@@Michael-bn1oi They are asking though. For more.
@@pikadragon2783finland -asks- DEMANDS for more
Local Finn here. Yes we exist. Yes, we locally exist - Finland here. Yes, we Finland. Yesn't landn't. Exsistence. Land. -- Anyway, I just have to say that while I love your editing style and humor from your previous videos immensely - I did not expect this level of awesomeness! I actually chocked on laughter on several occasions and spat my morning coffee out (bad idea having breakfast while watching this) due to how fuckin' hilarious this video was. I'd give you standing ovation sir on your editing skills and style of humor, but I'm still literally on the floor laughing (my back hurts from so much laughter).
does your uncle's van flip over when you hit a lump of grass next to tiemo's (based on a true story that happened to me)
I couldn’t find this dude so I just searched up "frog man CZcamsr".
Literally just did the exact same
Oh shut up. You see this comment on literally all his videos. You just saw it on another video with a bunch of likes and wanted to copy it, 100%. Looking up "frog man" on youtube just comes up with a bunch of trash.
Likes mean nothing. Grow up.
i searched up what you just said and found his channel
2:24 My best wishes to Michael. No one can outrun Martin.
Guess I better download OperaGX
Hey! Vsauce, michael here. Martincitopants has functional kneecaps...
Or does he?
@@mitchellreineke3024you won't soon :)
It’s so over
it scared the shit out of me lmaoo i was looking away and just hear sempai say my name
This is like watching Sisyphus trying to push his boulder up the mountain.
But he gets money when the boulder gets bigger
Except the mountain just keeps growing as he pushes it up, another kind of hell
Sisyphus pushing ship of Theseus up the mountain.
one must imagine martin happy
Except the boulder is a old sedan and the mountain is a 90° sloped waterfall with battery acid.
This story wasn't about accomplishing such a long distance by satsuma, it was truly about him becoming stronger and stronger by every road bump, and a rivalry between mart and watch guy.
18:08 🪓 L U M B E R 🌲
4:50 First encounter of 🌲 **L U M B E R** 🌲
I wonder why There’s three encounters of *L U M B E R* 7:42
16:40 first contact with 🌲 *L U M B E R* 🪓
I watched the first few hours, went to bed, came back, and he was having a mental breakdown trying to find a not dead battery. Good stream. When will you upload the full stream?
Its already uploaded on his second channel, Martincitopantsvods.
lol
In case you still looking for the "full" stream, it is up on his martincitopantsVODs channel. Split up in 2 10h-ish streams.
@@glenn3515 really? Well shit, I could have been binge watching his suffering! Thanks mate!
@@glenn3515 I thought I had already been subbed to his vod channel. Guess not. Thanks for the heads up!
Finland forgives, Martin.
For now.
The km interest never really stops Martin
Forgives, but never forget...
Holy shit when he fixed his wheel with the digging bar I got a huge smile on my face. I grew up with one and it was my favorite tool. A LOT of issues can be fixed with a 25lb steel rod
I really hope Martin makes another longer episode like this for the rest of the challenge at some point showing off other funny moments in classic Martin style
At this speed Martin is gonna be driving around Finland for months.
Years*
We won't let martin leave, just like the Russians
There are worse faiths than that. Like the mooseflies Finland has in the summer. WHY? WHAT are this things? Who invented insects that are like an unholy mix of spider and Mosquito?????
But the Sauna is nice. Ice swimming is nice. Potato is cheap.
10 finnish Mökkis out of 10. Would visit pohjois karjala again.
Need to actually just send him to finland at this rate
Martin won’t be the same if he ever finishes this, mentally nor physically
😂😂😂
Maybe it will break him, like the isolation chamber did to Michael from vsauce.
he will come out of this looking like smeagol from lord of the rings
The only ‘finish’ there’s going to be is the Finnish countryside littered with car parts, beer, and ungodly amounts of piss and snack packages.
what do you mean "if he finishes". He HAS to.
37:12 I was not ready for that
funny how none of us will forgett what terrible terrible videos we have watched.
My Name is not Michael... I am not afraid
I never thought you could make a worse mistake than the just cause speed runs, but here we are.
🤣🤣🤣
Next is Getting Over It or Jump King speedruns😂
lol
You can't distract us with driving 6000 km in Finland, Martin. Finland calls.
The call of Finland is never satisfied, Mart.
Cease.
Leave the frog man alone.
@@raylenn4444Not until Finland is satisfied.
@Viggumsyes then we must make finland dissappear
@@usernamesarepointlessstarts V-12 Maybach HL 230 P30
It's really inspiring to see how you just keep going and don't give up. And really nice of you to donate the money.
Easiest subscription this month.
Fantastic video covering a livestream, editting is hilarious.
I'll never forget the moment I tuned into the first stream a few hours in and the total was several thousand km higher than when he started, he'd only done 200 and was broken down in a ditch.
The reason the helmet went missing is that he had a crash which opened the car doors, and like the smart individual that Martin is, he didn't close the passenger door and the helmet just rolled out while he was driving.
LOL Like the Dyno, the big fan at the front is to keep the car cool (Cause ya know, it's not moving anywhere like it's supposed to) and he didnt' turn it on which is why he destroyed the engine.
6:48 He learned the hard way on how pressure works.
Wow, I knew it was gonna be a Herculean task, but that is just insane. Amazing editing Mart
I can't help but feeling like Martin is about to retire from CZcams and be a mechanic with all this practice
With all the money he's been getting, he could probably just retire _period._
Unless this challenge will end up haunting his nightmare forever after, and he will be terrified of even touching a car IRL as a result, that is.
@@spartanc173The fact it went to charity makes it hilarious.
@@SgtRock-et7zl Ah. Still, the view metrics he's been getting recently should be pretty good, given how many people subscribed.
Prayers out to all the Michael’s, keep yourselves safe.
I was scrolling comments during sponsor message, then he starts talking to me. Good thing i already have OperaGX.
help he's after me
As a Michael I can confirm that he’s in my walls
Shit got me scared for a sec.
Thanks, though I use Opera GX for months now
Your sponsorships are some of the best ive seen, as well as some of the few that i dont skip
15:30 dang, 3 mega meters.
The Fins have forgiven you, Mart. But they will not forget.
"Forgive your enemies but remember their names."
This may or may not be a quote from a game where John F Kennedy, Robert McNamara, Richard Nixon, and Fidel Castro all team up to defend the Pentagon from zombies.
🐟
@@dexterwilliams2520 A Five reference in 2023? Brother, I believe you have dropped this 👑
Gentlemen, today is a glorious day. Martin finally atones for his sins, and finishes driving the miles he tried to hide from.
*kilometers, you imperial scum
Jooo the editing is otherworldly! Crazy clean and seamless
I forgot how amazing your videos are!! The editing is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!
36:21 "don't break my car" said in perfect unison with the sounds of the car breaking 👌
Most sophisticated Lincoln car in 2023:
It was so perfectly timed as well that it was basically on beat
The tone of “THE TRAIN IS HERE” at 13:32 was one of sheer terror
*sofa visibly secedes from reality as mart fucking dies at the hands of the train*
Help I just got to that part and I was looking for for comments I cannot stop laughing
The horse is here.
closing your eyes and listening is golden
"THE TRAIN IS HERE" is the best moment for me. Man sounds full of despair and terror. He had PTSD from this moment.
this has to be one of the most legendary things anyone has ever made this is awesome
I absolutely love this editing style
Can honestly say he’s the only person I actually watch the advert segment for. They’re actually as entertaining as the video
Internet historian is about on the same level.
@@GreasyTroutMap Men as well.
Imagine your name actually was Michael
Id recommand Sseth Tzeentach or however you spell his fuckin name. He was a big inspiration for Mart and is a lot more unstable, if you are into stuff like that. His vids and ads are like a schizo/fever-dream, 10/10, would recommand
I love how we basically bullied Mart into completing this drive 😂
Edit: and we’re gonna KEEP doing it!
Well, the donations were backed. We paid for the pain, and now it is time to drive again 😈
good. he took ALOT of money. he has to deliver on it or its stealing.
@@sprolyborn2554
Well, in his defense there, we did kind just throw money at him… but thats still our money, so start drivin mart
dude I saw the stream, he drove and drove and yet his distance almost tripled after the 10-12 hr stream he streamed so long I went to bed late night woke up early morning and he was still streaming 🤣🤣😂
@@dr_mafarioyt4313I mean it was all a fundraiser to some children's hospital so why not donate some more, right🍷🤓✔️
Always a good year when martincitopants uploads
This is actual torture. Pure, unbridled masochism with a good cause. Props to you, Martin. Keep yourself safe.
martin is seriously a G for donating all that money to charity. there's no way i'd donate ALL of it. it's super generous
Edit: guys, he's donating to charity. it's literally giving money to charity. HOW do you criticize that? use your head lol
He deserves the success he Is having
I mean technically is you who are donating your money for charity he is just a middle man
@@alphaenterprise2232they did give him the money with no expectstions that he would do something noble with it, so I think its still mostly on Martin for donating it to charity
He’s donating the new streams to charity not this one. The money from the first is his.
@@titansmashproductions5001
He says all proceeds from the big first stream goes to charity
The icy grip of Finland is at ease for now.
Do not let it happen again Frog Man
Thanks for making me belly laugh when you noticed the holes in the block.
Hey, congrats on hitting 2 millions subs Martin, keep it up man!
That stream was wild, I fell asleep and came back to see you playing a full day later on the same stream
Same I could not believe it at the time 😂
For someone named Michael… That opera GX sponsorship ending really caught me off guard😂
You’re in danger.
that was kinda hot I want to be in your place
Wish ya luck 🫡
We must rally together
no shit
5:55 I ain't ever laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks bro.
I love that he started with something easily do able in a stream or two, and decided to make it torture by making the distance increase. It could have been so easy and yet he chose to let it keep going up until it hit the same distance as is the radius of the earth
I just want to say you are a real stand up guy for donating the money to charity! Thanks Marto!
@@kole9628one guy not being a good guy doesn't mean everyone is a bad guy
@@kole9628All we can do is hope. It's not worth stressing over whether or not he actually donated it. Personally, I believe he did. CZcams is for entertainment most of the time. Not controversy.
The Finnish are satisfied... for now
as someone that drove 200k miles a year for 4 years what you experienced when you're at 39:00 is sooooo accurate at 30 hours on the road straight I'm most definitely questioning if life is even real while in a completely delusional state
Dude, are you going to kill someone? Because you do
Sleep-deprived drivers end lives of innocent people, did you know?
You can boot up your chances being drunk in the same time
My record was 52 hours. It was not a fun time at all, it was extremely dangerous and I will NEVER repeat such stupidity again in my life. I can't even put into words what sort of mental state I was in at that point but it was any word you can think of that isn't positive. I do not recommend attempting this, and don't even think about trying to operate a vehicle or any death machines if you do, because surprise naps will happen, you will just pass out without warning for indiscriminate periods of time.
Did you take the pain out with gambling?
Once I drove 1200km in a single sitting without any stops and without speeding, just slowly at 100km/h (average), it was crazy, almost 12 hours, I can't imagine doing 4000km
@@monad_tcp the worst week I had driving delivery was on the first day
-I left Houston and went 22 hours straight 2,400km round trip to El Paso.
-4 hours after making it back to Houston I went 4 hours round trip to lake Charles (600km)
-about 2 hours after getting back from that went to Tulsa 16 hours round trip (1700km)
-after a 6 hour power nap I got called up to go deliver Jeff bezos helmet to van Horn Texas 2 days before blue origin did it's first launch. 20 hours round trip and another 2000km.
And for bonus points I went to the nearest gas station in Van Horn on the way back to do gas station things and I get involved with another person who was actively overdosing on heroin in the car next to me and had to perform CPR until medics arrived.
Driving those last 11 hours back home after dealing with that was simultaneously the most silent and mentally loud drive I've ever experienced.
Nice paycheck tho
1:24 ngl idk why but the song goes perfectly with what u say the timing is perfect
18:07 L U M B E R
Martins complete inability to learn from his mistakes always creates the best foreshadowing
This was the most chaotic but well put together/edited video I've seen come out of this channel. Truly a magnum opus of frogman. The short clip regarding "pain" and a mason jar next to two hairy feet gave me some early Internet days flashbacks 🙃
nah, taking on america is still the best
nah the ksp trilogy imo
Im so happy to finally have more my summer car content
i love it bro 100/10 stars funny as hell im funny myself just can't find gamers to game with
Mart has another 5864km to go. If he drives for 8 hours a day at the in-game speed limit of 100km/h, he would clear the remaining distance after 7.33 days. A little over a week.
And this is assuming the conditions of:
- Martin doesn't slow down, stop, or go afk at any point in his playthroughs,
- Martin focuses SOLELY on driving, and not other in game activities,
- The Satsuma doesn't break down/crash/need maintenance at any point while driving,
- His subscribers don't add any more kilometers to his remaining distance.
He's got a LOOOONG drive ahead of him.
So like one LOOOONG stream a week maybe?
Bear in mind that he still has to nourish the bog.
Considering how much time was spent on crashes and restoring the car, I’d guess it’d realistically take another 3 weeks before he finishes it distance.
…without the chaos made by further donations/subs.
2:21 I cannot express the fear I felt when he said my name
Good luck Michael. Not many can outrun Martin
You wont Be missed.
Same
Good thing my name is Tristan
The Opera Gx sponser was so funny xd this is the only channel where i dont skip sponsers
Even though I already got opera gx, I did not skip that sponsor part of the vid, that was hilarious
the deduction to make an already hard/painfull challenge even harder is impressive
@@insaneballs12no he meant deduction
@@timefortnt4637 betting 1 somali shilling he meant diarrhea
*impossible until he got some sense
@@pengil3he kinda got too many cents that was the issue
Sniper is looking absolutely gorgeous there, can't blame Mr Pants for looking at him through a walk on the countryside.
Satsuma for smash bros
I love how often times the most replayed moments of Martincitopants' videos is the sponsor segment.
after watching this video I finally mustered up some courage to make a sorta funny edit on codm (bc Im good at it, so just get better) thx for the inspiration
Holy shit- this man just looked at the largest landslide of money ever, and thought “yeah- imma donate every cent of that to charity”
You’re the best Mart
He got a bunch of money but failed to deliver on his promise (which I don't think he can be blamed for considering how much the distance kept ballooning). I think Frogman (as he hinted at in this video) truly felt bad about the cash after realizing the sisyphisian nature of his goal. He probably felt like he inadvertently scammed people out of money and wanted to try and right it.
@@jerico1299can't agree, those people paid to see him drive more and so he did
@@jerico1299 Yeah, but I don't see that as the case. Imo, he should keep it or atleast 50% of it, he suffered (actually suffered) mentally and physically for our entertainment, just as content creators you know, often do. It's just like working a job. So he earned his money rightfully.
@@Tstahl962 "So he earned his money rightfully." and he willfully made the decision to donate his earned money, and will most likely keep the money made from his next stream since he changed the way the donations affect the gameplay
@@Tstahl962he should keep the percentage he drove out of the total and donate the rest
The pure 5-star voice actor energy of “THE TRAIN IS HERE”
Glad I’m not the only one who appreciates this
When Games Make Us A List Actors
25:20 fart sounds are always a classic. Made me laugh harder then it should have.
I love the introductions for each vehicle in the game
I wonder how many people named
Michael had a heart attack when Martin mentioned them by name facing them head on
I did
I did, i just shat myself
It’s 330am. About died when I heard it
It is quite easing that I am not one of the people who possess a first name of Michael.
Bro I died
You're like a reverse Valefisk. Instead of torturing others, you do it to yourself. Keep up the good content. New Space Exploration Video when?
He valefisk'd himself
Would love to see a collab between the two
it's been only 11 months, still way too early for more factorio
YOUR MAJESTY
*_THE TRAIN IS HERE_*
For anyone wondering 1500 km is about the distance from las vegas to vancouver
I fucking lost it when he yelled out in pure fear "THE TRAIN IS HERE", while he proceeded to not slow down and crash into said train.
“martin, the train is here.”
13:32 THE TRAIN IS HERE!
im not sure he COULD slow down, he had about 2 seconds to react before becoming a statistic
Hey. Martin. Despite my usual cheeky comments, I'm quite proud of you for driving more than 1,000km (and raising over $20,000USD for charity) in the first of many long, grueling, sleep-depriving livestreams. Hang in there, mate!
NOW THIS IS THE ONLY AD READ I ENJOYED SITTING THROUGH 🗣️
This series of My Summer Car inspired me to get the exact (as much as I can) model car that is Satuma in GTA5. I can now cause chaos in this beautiful Finnish engine
This series (and consequently, the game) has taught me more about vehicular mechanics than I've ever learned otherwise in life. Good educational content.
The stream was insane, I checked the stream late at night, went to bed, gone to school and came back to find him still driving that car with even more distance he had to drive.
people named michael:
That was the most entertaining sponsor I have ever seen in my entire life❤😂
The Children's stream was glorious. Half the time was spent rescuing the car/looking for 1 unpurchaseable engine component/fixing the car, the other half was spent desperately trying not to flip the car as a $100 "left" donation kicks in while he chances a 120km/h spring (didn't work). He got to 1,000km by the end of the stream barely, and then he fucking murdered Peena.
Your forgetting something mart, Your pain, Your suffering, it FEEDS Finland. Not only Finland but also us, Your dear hungry viewers. We need to consume mart, Finland also needs to consume, not only you but your whole essence, tour body and soul. Its taken a bite already but you know deep down that you cant escape it mart, you need to, no MUST drive around Finland till your time comes. Be consumed by its culture, its language and its land. Then and only then will you be truly FINNISHED
No fuck off - an actually sane Martin fan
Least insane viewer
36:34 that's not a hole, it's an inspection port
the panic in his voice when the "train" is infact there
I remember watching this live. He was getting so many donations that it was behind a full hour.
It brought much joy seeing the big number get bigger
I forgot it got delayed.
It was total madness 😂
The insane amount of editing that it took to put this together is incredible. Never played My Summer Car but loved this!
Right?! It's insane. There in so much editing in every second. The always something happening, so quickly paced but it works out perfectly. And all that for 40 whole minutes!
I never been so annoyed in my life.
34:08
I need to keep this here for the future lol