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  • čas přidán 22. 06. 2021
  • am i sorry for the awful pun? absolutely f****** not.
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  • @KitchenNightmares
    @KitchenNightmares  Před 3 lety +21776

    your dislikes only make me stronger :)

    • @ManiusCuriusDenatus
      @ManiusCuriusDenatus Před 3 lety +1939

      The dislikes are the out of work restaurant owners trolling your channel.

    • @shori1074
      @shori1074 Před 3 lety +2677

      whoever you are, you scare me in the best way.

    • @catalina4539
      @catalina4539 Před 3 lety +847

      ok

    • @Robert.a._
      @Robert.a._ Před 3 lety +862

      The dislikes are from Amy, Sammy, and their alternate accounts.

    • @snowballin7416
      @snowballin7416 Před 3 lety +72

      Oh god

  • @rllysaltsmybananas
    @rllysaltsmybananas Před 3 lety +13351

    “Gordon, what’s your favourite Pokemon?”
    “It’s Ghastly”

  • @thecommonsensechannel6268
    @thecommonsensechannel6268 Před 2 lety +11654

    I love the cameraman and editor - “I don’t have plastic in my kitchen” cuts to everything wrapped in plastic lol

    • @joshrox826
      @joshrox826 Před 2 lety +341

      Editor: "No plastic, huh? Yeah we'll see pal..."

    • @asiyah7714
      @asiyah7714 Před 2 lety +125

      Haha, these cooks, owners and managers lie so often they can't keep track of the lies!

    • @Jimmyboygohome
      @Jimmyboygohome Před 2 lety +13

      The shade of it all

    • @glitch_nyspy3756
      @glitch_nyspy3756 Před 2 lety +7

      What is the definition of plastic to you huh?

    • @uglybug2249
      @uglybug2249 Před 2 lety +78

      @@glitch_nyspy3756
      a synthetic material made from a wide range of organic polymers such as polyethylene, PVC, nylon, etc., that can be molded into shape while soft and then set into a rigid or slightly elastic form.

  • @i_am_elizbian
    @i_am_elizbian Před 2 lety +1079

    The apologetic look on the waitresses face when they bring out the “flaming” filet minion always cracks me up 😂

  • @mehoymenoy8841
    @mehoymenoy8841 Před 2 lety +736

    His face when they roll out the Filet Mignon on the trolley is always classic.

    • @hybr1dthe0ry_
      @hybr1dthe0ry_ Před 2 lety +17

      I feel secondhand embarrassment whenever i see the roof tile

    • @missblak00
      @missblak00 Před rokem +3

      Lmmfaooooooo😂😂😂

    • @jasonlopez5418
      @jasonlopez5418 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Ngl i would eat that

    • @LongDeadArtist
      @LongDeadArtist Před 4 měsíci

      @@jasonlopez5418 your taste buds: 📉📉📉📉📉

  • @avachisholm5613
    @avachisholm5613 Před 3 lety +5236

    “I don’t even have plastic in my kitchen” as the cameraman’s zoomin into all the plastic 😂😂😂

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 Před 2 lety +7

      Why would you zoom into all the plastic anyway?

    • @youngdaggerdiqz
      @youngdaggerdiqz Před 2 lety +208

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 for when they lie about not having it lol

    • @samoanjoseph1457
      @samoanjoseph1457 Před 2 lety +46

      For me it was the sound effects that made it epic.

    • @akankshatyagi7553
      @akankshatyagi7553 Před 2 lety +21

      This show is a masterpiece 😂😂

    • @cheftekard7165
      @cheftekard7165 Před 2 lety +28

      Right? Why even say that? There’s nothing wrong with plastic in the kitchen. As long as it’s clean and it’s food safe

  • @Woolie
    @Woolie Před 2 lety +14722

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder... it's just hard for me to throw things away..."
    you know... I think there's a word for that...

    • @feddexx
      @feddexx Před 2 lety +81

      Here come the no like/reply comments

    • @Razorwindsg
      @Razorwindsg Před 2 lety +42

      Lol holy crap one of my favourite POE content creators. Hola! Keep up the great work!

    • @blueforphilip4576
      @blueforphilip4576 Před 2 lety +19

      I cant just stick my head into it

    • @taternater7495
      @taternater7495 Před 2 lety +163

      i’m not a hoarder, im just a hoarder

    • @drunkenhyena3121
      @drunkenhyena3121 Před 2 lety +4

      KEKW

  • @naeeenaaa
    @naeeenaaa Před 2 lety +174

    “Ik Eric’s a good chef so what’s to be nervous abt??”
    *cuts to Eric sipping from the ladle* 💀

    • @sh0g0kawada
      @sh0g0kawada Před 3 měsíci

      Thankfully they cut away before he started scratching his back with it

  • @dronehome2479
    @dronehome2479 Před 2 lety +492

    I just scrolled DEEP into these comments. Is NO ONE going to talk about the God-Tier level of this title???

    • @Manius_Vibius
      @Manius_Vibius Před 2 lety +6

      I just realized that's good

    • @borke42
      @borke42 Před 2 lety +7

      It works in so many ways on so many levels

    • @JoeSrok
      @JoeSrok Před 2 lety +1

      I dont get it

    • @conorshields6538
      @conorshields6538 Před 2 lety +15

      @@JoeSrok medium as in "method" or "way of delivery". So it means a steak pun is a joke rarely delivered well. Or a medium rarely done well. The title is a slightly grammatically incorrect but is the best way to deliver the pun. The irony makes this a meta joke also.

    • @msia7201
      @msia7201 Před 2 lety +1

      We all already know the titles are god-tier. They're the best; that's why we don't need to talk about it.

  • @Robert.a._
    @Robert.a._ Před 3 lety +3912

    “I feel like I’ve just given birth”
    This man is a f-cking legend.

  • @Psycho_Spock
    @Psycho_Spock Před 2 lety +4568

    Owner: "it wasn't there yesterday"
    Mouse: *as dry as a cardboard cutout*

    • @devonmartinbasson
      @devonmartinbasson Před 2 lety +12

      lol!!!

    • @user-to3ij8ri8m
      @user-to3ij8ri8m Před 2 lety +136

      The damn things must’ve died a few years ago cuz it is kinda decomposed

    • @asiyah7714
      @asiyah7714 Před 2 lety +39

      Ha! EXACTLY, that lie was so embarrassingly ridiculous

    • @stevenarchey4196
      @stevenarchey4196 Před 2 lety +82

      Remy hasnt been the same since

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris Před 2 lety +15

      @@stevenarchey4196 his name is Remy. Ratatouille is the food, Remy is the chef rat.

  • @jelleluyten5017
    @jelleluyten5017 Před 2 lety +95

    "Something simple"
    "Something classic"
    "Oh god in heaven why"

  • @someasiankid6214
    @someasiankid6214 Před 2 lety +94

    “that’s terrible, these people can barely cook”
    -me while eating cereal

    • @MamaToFive1971
      @MamaToFive1971 Před 2 lety +7

      LOL I was eating a Heath Bar. It is toffee covered in chocolate for those who might not be familiar. :)

  • @keaseyboi8481
    @keaseyboi8481 Před 2 lety +3629

    "I'm not a hoarder, It's just hard for me to throw things away."
    "I'm not a Chef, I just cook food for a living."

    • @mhwlasagna811
      @mhwlasagna811 Před 2 lety +55

      i'm not a professional chef, i just watch a lot of Gordon Ramsay's video

    • @jazz-cat00
      @jazz-cat00 Před 2 lety +151

      I'm not delivery, I'm just Digorno

    • @shallbric6160
      @shallbric6160 Před 2 lety +45

      I’m not a youtuber, just a guy who uploads his videos on youtube.

    • @gacha8691
      @gacha8691 Před 2 lety +38

      I'm not a animator, I just draw many drawings and then put then put them in frames to make an animation

    • @njoshua3265
      @njoshua3265 Před 2 lety +41

      I'm not hotel, just Trivago

  • @grogu3789
    @grogu3789 Před 3 lety +2627

    "Guess that's the placenta."
    Jesus Christ this man is a. Savage

  • @vinay2004p
    @vinay2004p Před 2 lety +35

    "I'm not a hoarder"
    Proceeds to define what a hoarder is

  • @bunnibye8339
    @bunnibye8339 Před 2 lety +71

    The life behind Gordan's eyes disappearing once he sees the trolly rolling in is so funny

  • @apan3324
    @apan3324 Před 2 lety +1342

    “I don’t even have plastic in my kitchen” camera starts showing 1000 pictures of plastic in the kitchen

    • @TechGroupF430i
      @TechGroupF430i Před 2 lety +20

      I was just about to comment this. Even before he said it, the camera showed him removing plastic wrapping from a dish.

  • @masondegaulle5731
    @masondegaulle5731 Před 2 lety +4600

    Owner: "Our restaurant is in trouble, let's apply to Kitchen Nightmares"
    Gordon: "Ghastly"
    Owner: Surprised Pikachu face

  • @isabelavieira1806
    @isabelavieira1806 Před 2 lety +46

    There's something strangely wholesome about
    "Ohh garlic butter 😲😳"

  • @PhillipMweemba
    @PhillipMweemba Před 2 lety +116

    I love how Gordon is so nice to the waiters/waitresses and shreds the chefs and owners

    • @vapepimp7777
      @vapepimp7777 Před rokem +8

      As it should be! They didn’t cook those abominations

  • @dbu22
    @dbu22 Před 3 lety +1195

    This man really serving food out of a rooftop tile and Gordon still has to taste it to see what's wrong with the place absolute respect

    • @olusegunobasanjo9666
      @olusegunobasanjo9666 Před 2 lety +5

      @Quang Phan FitnessYou are eating the tile?

    • @eagle4pf
      @eagle4pf Před 2 lety +4

      @Quang Phan Fitness but like whats the point use a damn stone or grill or something i dont wanna be eating out of a dirty ass roof tile LOL

    • @fionnaclarissamuharlie168
      @fionnaclarissamuharlie168 Před 2 lety +1

      Here, there's a steak literally roasted on a stone.

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 Před 4 měsíci +1

      If it's clean and holds the food securely, I don't see the problem. Sure, it's kinda hipster behaviour, but beyond breaking cultural expectation, there isn't actually anything wrong with eating off of a tile

  • @houseoftoussaint9609
    @houseoftoussaint9609 Před 3 lety +3458

    I adore that waitress Sam. She is so honest and with a chipper attitude.
    “Since he knows you FROZE them...”
    Lol

  • @darc4998
    @darc4998 Před 2 lety +64

    Owner: we need u Gordon
    Gordon: okay. This shit is nasty
    Owner: are you kidding me

  • @poopyjohn8182
    @poopyjohn8182 Před 2 lety +47

    The way he casually called those crab cakes “fucking disgusting” is the best part.

  • @ry4n_0
    @ry4n_0 Před 3 lety +2109

    Owner: “It just seems like Gordon didn’t like anything”
    Well, no, he didn’t

    • @justfassy1176
      @justfassy1176 Před 2 lety +25

      “Hmm, yes, the trash food is made of trash food”

    • @Talondrone
      @Talondrone Před 2 lety +9

      I - I - I just don't know what it is! I made the food using fresh ingredients that I had in the freezer and he said that it was bad! If only there were some way to know what I did wrong! *OH woe is ME!*

    • @benjaminhunt3578
      @benjaminhunt3578 Před 2 lety +3

      I went to the doctor but I didn't like what he had to say about my health!

    • @Talondrone
      @Talondrone Před 2 lety +3

      ​@@benjaminhunt3578 Went to the dentist after a few weeks of not brushing my teeth - and this SWINE says I need to get a root canal!

    • @michaelmay7917
      @michaelmay7917 Před 2 lety

      I don't care much for Ramsey

  • @Moose6340
    @Moose6340 Před 3 lety +1435

    Whoever the sound editor is for KN is as much of a savage as Gordon and this channel manager. Those little gross squishy sounds they added whenever Gordon is flopping around bad food... *chef's kiss*

    • @zaqareemalcolm
      @zaqareemalcolm Před 2 lety +25

      it really is roasting at the professional level

    • @jef7065
      @jef7065 Před 2 lety +4

      @@zaqareemalcolm yea

    • @zaqareemalcolm
      @zaqareemalcolm Před 2 lety +5

      @@jef7065 same for the camera crew

    • @katherineberger6329
      @katherineberger6329 Před 2 lety +26

      I just wish Food Network would stop using that little percussion sting any time anything bad happens.

    • @ant6130
      @ant6130 Před 2 lety +1

      Maybe Gordon is the sound editor?

  • @jumboJetPilot
    @jumboJetPilot Před 2 lety +35

    “I know my food is good”. Yeah, that’s why you contacted Gordon Ramsay for help…

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před 2 lety +2

      Is good steak suppose to look as sticky as that?

    • @jumboJetPilot
      @jumboJetPilot Před 2 lety

      @@NazriB sticky steak just sounds illegal, doesn’t it?!?

  • @GaresMusic
    @GaresMusic Před 2 lety +32

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder, it's just hard for me to throw things away."
    Ah yes, this floor seems to be a floor

    • @MamaToFive1971
      @MamaToFive1971 Před 2 lety

      "I don't think this is a floor...it is just something we stand and walk on..."
      Excuse me...whut now?

  • @davedelaney7530
    @davedelaney7530 Před 2 lety +4407

    the canned spray has to be one of the nastiest things i’ve ever seen

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 Před 2 lety +379

      Why not just use butter or grease or ANYTHING OTHER THAN COOKING SPRAY

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt Před 2 lety +108

      She doesn't know how to season that grill.

    • @psybin
      @psybin Před 2 lety +227

      It's easier to get the WD-40 onto the grill if you spray it on the steak first.

    • @palaashkrishna1752
      @palaashkrishna1752 Před 2 lety +5

      Truth

    • @gabrielpowers766
      @gabrielpowers766 Před 2 lety +29

      It's just some type of cooking oil in a can. It would be cheaper and better to use something, but less convenient.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Před 3 lety +2956

    Andy isn't a hoarder he's just a hoarder.

  • @01wonderful
    @01wonderful Před 2 lety +271

    "This steak is raw...."
    "He said the steak was rare"
    My love, there is a big difference between rare and raw lol

    • @christianresel8051
      @christianresel8051 Před 2 lety +8

      yea well, good made steaks are RARE. RAW ones are common thou.

    • @KenneyCmusic
      @KenneyCmusic Před 2 lety

      Blue rare

    • @vadimnesen8060
      @vadimnesen8060 Před 2 lety +4

      Rare is the same as raw

    • @Roseshavethorns
      @Roseshavethorns Před 2 lety +20

      @@vadimnesen8060 No it isn’t. Rare steaks are edible, raw steaks are not (At least not for humans.)

    • @vadimnesen8060
      @vadimnesen8060 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Roseshavethorns so whats the difference isnt it raw inside?

  • @mangothemudkipoverlord7332
    @mangothemudkipoverlord7332 Před 2 lety +54

    "I don't really think that I'm a hoarder."
    "It's just hard for me to throw things away."
    So you're a hoarder?

  • @tweekkraz101
    @tweekkraz101 Před 2 lety +2908

    Sam is in so many of these clips and honestly she just deserves her own show for the absolute chaotic energy she has

    • @EmmureMARIO64
      @EmmureMARIO64 Před 2 lety +134

      Oh I remember that episode. The owner said “the recipe came from God”

    • @tadtranclere3729
      @tadtranclere3729 Před 2 lety +22

      She seems pretty mean. I definitely wouldn’t want to watch her.

    • @hannahmay5461
      @hannahmay5461 Před 2 lety +8

      @@tadtranclere3729 it seams like her and the one guy are together, women usually only talk to men like that when they are together

    • @sourpatchordnance2249
      @sourpatchordnance2249 Před 2 lety +157

      @@hannahmay5461 lmao women talk to men in all kinds of different ways, we’re kind of individuals with a billion different ways of behaving, together or not

    • @yeetus5474
      @yeetus5474 Před 2 lety +7

      @@hannahmay5461 ok misogynist

  • @looinrims
    @looinrims Před 3 lety +2564

    Audience: man these titles can’t get better
    KN channel manager: *”im about to do what’s called a pro gamer move”*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +4

      I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear lo

    • @maxXxine0101
      @maxXxine0101 Před 3 lety +66

      @@AxxLAfriku shut up

    • @TheMirksta
      @TheMirksta Před 3 lety +5

      @@maxXxine0101 I swear I just saw McDiluc on another video

    • @maxXxine0101
      @maxXxine0101 Před 3 lety +5

      @@TheMirksta The McDonalds Genshin Cult is spreading 😩✋

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 Před 2 lety

      How is that a pro gamer move?

  • @regankatona4275
    @regankatona4275 Před rokem +44

    *The more I watch Gordon's TV show, the more I shy away from eating out. There ain't nothin trustworthy than home made cooking*

  • @tamarapetrov4990
    @tamarapetrov4990 Před 2 lety +42

    I always love how sweet Gordon is to the servers (at least when they're doing their job right). He never takes it out on them when it's the kitchen that is messing up, like so many people do. The man really knows how the catering world operates, and I have so much respect for him for that. Dont scream at your wait staff when something is wrong.... they are the one who has to go back and deal with a probably highly stressed kitchen staff....how much effort they put into getting your problem fixed often depends on how you've spoken to them!

  • @lilbuttfart7652
    @lilbuttfart7652 Před 3 lety +905

    “I’m not a hoarder I just find it hard to throw things away”
    So a hoarder.……?

    • @BrainyAshes
      @BrainyAshes Před 3 lety +26

      My brain exploded just hearing that

    • @crackheadenergy9207
      @crackheadenergy9207 Před 3 lety +11

      I swear as soon as I heard that I was gunna comment it 😆

    • @dolphinman2587
      @dolphinman2587 Před 3 lety +26

      I'm not a murderer I just like to kill people

    • @nopsinops7547
      @nopsinops7547 Před 3 lety +6

      Bro please give me back my wife, I haven't seen her in 3 weeks and my kids won't stop crying. I let you borrow my nintendo switch

    • @lilbuttfart7652
      @lilbuttfart7652 Před 3 lety +5

      @@nopsinops7547 your wife says that she’s never coming back and she has no remorse.

  • @Doomedbythenarrative
    @Doomedbythenarrative Před 3 lety +3948

    That steak is actual still moving

    • @Robert.a._
      @Robert.a._ Před 3 lety +70

      It’s still movin that fucking piece of meat

    • @baggiesrule22
      @baggiesrule22 Před 3 lety +48

      *still mooing

    • @jrsjr3385
      @jrsjr3385 Před 3 lety +9

      DISGUSTING

    • @sazsha
      @sazsha Před 3 lety +3

      Fresh 😎

    • @Matt-jd7js
      @Matt-jd7js Před 3 lety +2

      @@baggiesrule22 no you beat me to it 😂😂😂😂

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock Před 2 lety +97

    I used to think he was overreacting but honestly, with how genuinely awful the food looks, I've changed my mind. Maybe he plays it up a little for the camera but.. seems like a mostly honest reaction.

    • @sitcomchristian6886
      @sitcomchristian6886 Před rokem +9

      I think it's both. He has a short turnaround to revive the restaurant. Gentle methods don't work in that case.
      That said, I've seen him react nicely to food that I could tell he wasn't thrilled with (in a KN follow up, I forget which one) because they need the plot to end on a positive note...
      He's a chef, but he's also a producer, basically.

  • @rishimakhanlal8905
    @rishimakhanlal8905 Před 2 lety +17

    "I'm not a hoarder. It's just hard for me to throw things away"
    You sir, are a hoarder.

  • @devdesai1771
    @devdesai1771 Před 3 lety +1060

    Whoever is making these damn titles….you’re not a donut, you’re f-ing hilarious, keep doing your job, bc u deserve a promotion.

    • @grizzlehatchet1
      @grizzlehatchet1 Před 3 lety +6

      Ok cool. Can you explain how this title is hilarious?

    • @grizzlehatchet1
      @grizzlehatchet1 Před 3 lety +2

      @@BluePlanetMedia ooooh i didnt think of that! Good call

    • @magratheaner
      @magratheaner Před 3 lety +7

      if you don't mind my asking what does one get promoted to after being channel manager of kitchen nightmares? gordon ramsay himself?

    • @poopoogamer1232
      @poopoogamer1232 Před 2 lety +1

      It's not that funny. I have never laughed at a title from them. Also, how tf would they get a promotion. There's literally like no position you could move up to.

    • @thatpianodude9183
      @thatpianodude9183 Před 2 lety +61

      @@poopoogamer1232 You sound like an absolute joy to be around

  • @kristopherlopez9125
    @kristopherlopez9125 Před 3 lety +307

    I shall forever simp for Kitchen Nightmares if they continue with these titles

  • @marceibel1131
    @marceibel1131 Před 2 lety +19

    "And that's the placenta!!"
    Gordon's way of describing the food is on point..
    That's exactly what it looked like😁😁

  • @DrHardlyKummsz
    @DrHardlyKummsz Před 2 lety +13

    “Im not a hoarder, I just have a problem throwing things away”
    Sir that is the very definition of a hoarder lol

  • @ladylionXOX
    @ladylionXOX Před 2 lety +506

    1:52
    "Veal is our specialty, we have people order veal all the time!"
    Yeah but do they come back?

    • @njoshua3265
      @njoshua3265 Před 2 lety +12

      "including myself"

    • @minecraftcrab4707
      @minecraftcrab4707 Před 2 lety +29

      With the way it looks, I wouldn't be surprised if an old guy ate it and dropped dead like that dry rat-

    • @gzus1482
      @gzus1482 Před 2 lety +3

      She's the only one. Thats only because she has to. 😂😂😂

    • @ohhitsthatkid.
      @ohhitsthatkid. Před 2 lety +1

      bro that's what i'm saying!

  • @NickNitro
    @NickNitro Před 2 lety +3175

    The amount of doubt in that pretty good statement made me feel bad for him, damn dude.

  • @ashboheme
    @ashboheme Před 2 lety +14

    6:03 The sound of the cart as he's walking to Gordon has me dying. Either this is hilarious, or my humor is broken. Most likely option number 2

  • @kuso1564
    @kuso1564 Před 2 lety +23

    Gordon is so savage…
    “Came in a dream. He didn’t realize it was a nightmare.”

  • @lilap.
    @lilap. Před 3 lety +444

    The chef: I don't even have plastic in my kitchen.
    The cameraman: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*

  • @choosey8057
    @choosey8057 Před 2 lety +1208

    I love how Gordon isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty, just goes to show the years of hard work he put into his profession. And how he earned his reputation

    • @jvanito8115
      @jvanito8115 Před 2 lety +38

      @Paul Xiaopu Wang I’d do it for a beef Wellington made by Ramsey

    • @oerlikon20mm29
      @oerlikon20mm29 Před 2 lety +34

      Gordon has eaten so much spoiled and rotting meat that a simple rat would give him a cold at worse

    • @odstagent1070
      @odstagent1070 Před 2 lety +3

      Hate comment in 3...2...1...

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 Před 2 lety +1

      @@odstagent1070 he say mean things he's a meanie i don't like him >:(

    • @KoreanMeatball
      @KoreanMeatball Před 2 lety

      @Paul Xiaopu Wang I mean I do it for minimum wage when the waitress drop cutlery into the food waste.

  • @glenn.c
    @glenn.c Před 2 lety +7

    "gordon what's your favourite pokemon?"
    Gordon : 0:25

  • @postr7602
    @postr7602 Před 2 lety +84

    Bless Gordon’s hands. He touches all the disgusting stuff on the show 🤮

  • @jj2220
    @jj2220 Před 3 lety +378

    Gordon: *sees a flat dried up mouse*
    also Gordon: *picks it up with his bare hands*

  • @popcap1298
    @popcap1298 Před 2 lety +836

    Sam- “This is getting absurd”
    Big chef guy- “Sam be respectful”😭😭

    • @himurahana8672
      @himurahana8672 Před 2 lety +81

      It made me laugh since he disrespected Gordon by serving him frozen food.🤣

    • @haiblayre4360
      @haiblayre4360 Před 2 lety +21

      Yeah like respectful to who? You? No thanks you serve frozen ass to Gordon Ramsay

    • @jizzler7804
      @jizzler7804 Před 2 lety +52

      Sam's pretty hot tho

    • @samyoung7257
      @samyoung7257 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jizzler7804 true that

    • @reedskirh3446
      @reedskirh3446 Před 2 lety +1

      what fawkin episode is this

  • @LastAvailableAlias
    @LastAvailableAlias Před 2 lety +29

    Gordon, stop playing with your food!
    I love the random hole in the wall storage technique and the Lemon Pledge nonstick spray.
    I'm always amazed at what Gordon is willing to pick up and stick his fingers into. He'd make a good nurse.

  • @lukecole6203
    @lukecole6203 Před 2 lety +13

    Saying "I'm not hoarder, it's just hard for me to throw things away" is like saying, "I'm not an alcoholic, it's just hard for me to stay sober."

  • @alfantastico5298
    @alfantastico5298 Před 2 lety +1852

    Watching kitchen nightmares makes you realise how many poor Cows have been wasted making awful food. They deserve better, their lives were taken for nothing...

    • @annieh2638
      @annieh2638 Před 2 lety +382

      Guess you could say their lives were at steak LOL

    • @mrberberson
      @mrberberson Před 2 lety +9

      You run your cow farm already?

    • @audrey9431
      @audrey9431 Před 2 lety +14

      Maybe you should start watching the vegan teacher LMAO

    • @minecraftcrab4707
      @minecraftcrab4707 Před 2 lety +116

      Agree!
      Do I eat meat? Ofc,
      But the people on this show do the animals so dirty.

    • @richaaa8215
      @richaaa8215 Před 2 lety +7

      Most underrated comment

  • @Gunnvulcan
    @Gunnvulcan Před 2 lety +839

    The 'canned coating' was horrifying

    • @OMalleyTheMaggot
      @OMalleyTheMaggot Před 2 lety +67

      Seriously what the fuck imagine how disgusting a PAM-marinated steak like that would be
      Fuckin artificial buttersteak I'm retching

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 Před 2 lety +61

      Just use oil, you obviously don’t care about health at least make it tasty

    • @eliwise5330
      @eliwise5330 Před 2 lety +9

      @@capadociaash8003 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @haiblayre4360
      @haiblayre4360 Před 2 lety +29

      @@capadociaash8003 yeah and I bet the spray was more expensive so like.... Why

    • @Halfcertified
      @Halfcertified Před 2 lety +4

      Seriously just but something in the pan so it doesn’t stick 🤣

  • @msia7201
    @msia7201 Před 2 lety +5

    10:10 Oof. That burn hurts extra bad, because that's NYC. The *street vendors* there serve top-notch food. I had a lamb gyro off the street and I swear that taste turned into a core memory of joy. That's how good the guys can make food out of a kiosk.
    You have a whole restaurant in Queens, and you can't make top-tier food? You need to leave.

  • @ningen1980
    @ningen1980 Před 2 lety +8

    "People vote with their feet"
    Best way to review a restauramt.

  • @madelineprochina6324
    @madelineprochina6324 Před 3 lety +222

    "I feel like I'm giving birth"
    "That's the placenta"
    Looks like it's Dr. Gordon now

    • @BigBoy-zl4wg
      @BigBoy-zl4wg Před 3 lety

      That is the thing that Dr. Morris could never achieve in that jamaican restaurany

    • @elenasullivan4522
      @elenasullivan4522 Před 2 lety

      When that’s the name of my oncologist lmao

  • @goingonindeed.
    @goingonindeed. Před 2 lety +2403

    Me: that looks tasty
    Gordon: that's disgusting
    Me: Disgusting

  • @kierakmusic7193
    @kierakmusic7193 Před 2 lety +15

    man i cant help but feel empathy for the hoarder guy i am so bad at keeping things in line/recognizing what is important and what is trash, i can't imagine how hard running a restaurant is when u can't organize properly

  • @jamalsowell3650
    @jamalsowell3650 Před 2 lety +10

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder, it's just hard for me to throw things away"
    That my friend, is the definition of a hoarder.

  • @MissAmazanda
    @MissAmazanda Před 2 lety +685

    Could you imagine if Chef Ramsey was into Retail instead of food and went to critique a local Walmart LMAO....."There are 2 F'ing cashiers?" "Why are all these F'ing shelves empty with no product?" "How long has this store been just blue and white? How F'ing hideous!" "Do these F'ing goofballs want to be the next Kmart?"....he would have a meltdown for sure

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan Před 2 lety +38

      "The next Kmart."

    • @audrey9431
      @audrey9431 Před 2 lety +9

      LMAOO maybe do my local target too. It’s horrid 😂😂😂

    • @robertmccoin1166
      @robertmccoin1166 Před 2 lety +18

      Funny because I told the Manager of a Wal Mart in Baton Rouge that Wal Mart is going to go the way of K-Mart after standing in line for 15 minutes to check out. There were 3 lanes open and 15 or so closed. I left the shopping cart including frozen food sitting in line. I only go to Wal Mart when it is necessary and I will not go back any time soon. What a waste of time.

    • @audrey9431
      @audrey9431 Před 2 lety +6

      @@robertmccoin1166 you seem exactly like my dad He’d do exactly that

    • @alcaponed16
      @alcaponed16 Před 2 lety +6

      @@robertmccoin1166 It's a shithole :'D always terrible service also

  • @cockatielsbecockatiels2445
    @cockatielsbecockatiels2445 Před 2 lety +448

    Gordon Ramsay: *Enters restaurant*
    Literally the entire staff: *Chuckles* “I’m in danger”

    • @earthsoul4206
      @earthsoul4206 Před 2 lety +3

      I heard that in Ralph wiggums voice lol

    • @jazz-cat00
      @jazz-cat00 Před 2 lety +19

      False.
      The waiter/waitress ready to spill the beans on their boss's nonsense: "ima bout to end this mans whole career"

    • @psybin
      @psybin Před 2 lety +1

      @@jazz-cat00 Sam is a pro at it.

  • @pattyhiggins5524
    @pattyhiggins5524 Před rokem +2

    God I love just rewatching these clips over and over and over

  • @Smi7h1sH3r3
    @Smi7h1sH3r3 Před 2 lety +1

    by far one of my most favorite titles! well done!

  • @Foxxie0kun
    @Foxxie0kun Před 2 lety +526

    I love how Gordon is so amicable and gracious to wait staff, and so brutally honest and frank towards managers, owners, and chefs who think they're better than they are.
    Gordon directs his criticism and anger towards where it needs to go to make change happen, not towards employees who don't have power to change how things work. A member of wait staff has no control over the menu, cooking process, cleaning, or ingredients.

    • @odstagent1070
      @odstagent1070 Před 2 lety +26

      Well said, some people needs to learn that especially about the waiters

    • @cid2852
      @cid2852 Před 2 lety +6

      Yep. Even when some of the management tries to deflect or pull "well I didn't know this was happening" or "I don't go in that cooler and never saw that" lines, he points out that a restaurant manager should know what's going on in the kitchen, coolers, etc. I like how he goes straight to the top instead of just immediately blaming the people who have no control over the problems.

    • @Foxxie0kun
      @Foxxie0kun Před 2 lety +3

      @@cid2852 Absolutely. If a manager doesn't know what's going on, why are they being paid to be in a position where the job description includes knowing what the hell is going on?

    • @aintgonnatolerateit2314
      @aintgonnatolerateit2314 Před rokem

      I think we are so use to people being mean to wait stuff, Ramsey is such a badass in all things. It would be an honor to ever get to be in his presence

  • @CyberController-
    @CyberController- Před 3 lety +189

    Gordon: Is this a Lobster
    Tommy: Well yes, but actually no

  • @boilingstomachacid1999

    i love this channel so much the titles are incredible

  • @AcquiredNoob710
    @AcquiredNoob710 Před 2 lety +5

    9:54 mustve worked at a chic fil a lol

  • @fasareste
    @fasareste Před 2 lety +332

    Randy: “I’m not a hoarder, it’s just hard for me to throw things away”
    So who’s gonna tell him? 😂

  • @I_HaveTheHighGround
    @I_HaveTheHighGround Před 2 lety +6

    Gordon: This food is terrible
    Owner: The people love it!
    Editor: **shows restaurant with no people in it**

    • @msia7201
      @msia7201 Před 2 lety

      For real. My local greasy spoon has me coming back every two or three days. If it was on Kitchen Nightmares, you woulda seen me in the background at least twice.
      It's a bit different nowadays. I kinda miss the days where no one had to wear masks, could sit and eat at a restaurant.

  • @qwertzy0167
    @qwertzy0167 Před 2 lety +4

    "i have no idea where that plastic came from, it just happened to appear, i dont even have plastic in my kitchen"
    Cameraman : Are you sure about that?
    9:02

  • @ErwinSmith001
    @ErwinSmith001 Před 3 lety +373

    It's not called Kitchen Nightmares without a ruined steaks

  • @shanemccluney4399
    @shanemccluney4399 Před 3 lety +129

    Gordon’s ability to identify what a piece of food is, whether it’s been frozen or pounded just by look and taste, will never cease to amaze me.

    • @fieryjalapenos4442
      @fieryjalapenos4442 Před 2 lety +10

      My friends mom can tell what seasonings and ingredients were used by doing a couple Taste tests. She can tell the difference between whole milk and 2% in a cake and can tell you if eggs were used and how many. I can imagine she’d be even better if she wasn’t a life long pack a day smoker.

    • @adrians3267
      @adrians3267 Před 2 lety +3

      @@fieryjalapenos4442 that whole milk - 2% milk thing has to be cap. There is no way she can differentiate between what milk you used in a cake, where the butter is the primary source of fat

    • @fieryjalapenos4442
      @fieryjalapenos4442 Před 2 lety +6

      @@adrians3267 I thought the same thing when she first told me that. Even made a small cake and just threw some random stuff in there just to see how good she really was. She knew there were 3 eggs. She knew I used salted butter. She knew there was some cinnamon in there. Even pointed out the orange zest. Sure anyone of these could have probably been explained away as a good guess but she got everything.

    • @adrians3267
      @adrians3267 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fieryjalapenos4442 same with the salted butter. There is no way to know if you used salted or unsalted butter when you can add salt independently

    • @richardfallon5507
      @richardfallon5507 Před 2 lety +3

      for a chef with the sort of training and experience like GR, that is an easy thing to do.

  • @nooneinparticular469
    @nooneinparticular469 Před 2 lety +3

    The sound that lobster made at 2:21 will haunt me forever.

  • @NippyKindLangur234
    @NippyKindLangur234 Před 2 lety +4

    Whoever runs this channel needs to be paid more. Goddamn person is on fire with these titles. Keep it up!

  • @Hvperr
    @Hvperr Před 2 lety +487

    Gordon: *insert insult on food*
    Owner: "But so many people like it"
    Gordon: *Is there because people don't like it*

    • @saras2883
      @saras2883 Před 2 lety +22

      It’s hilarious how they’re like so many ppl like it or I love it well guess what YOUR BUSINESS IS FAILING FOR. REASON

    • @JoeMama-pp5ve
      @JoeMama-pp5ve Před 2 lety +2

      Huh?

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 Před 2 lety +1

      And how many of these people ever come back? xD

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome Před 2 lety +324

    Gordon: “the food is ghastly. It’s horrible. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever eaten. It looks like dog food.”
    Woman: “It just seems like Gordon doesn’t like the food?”

    • @myyou7335
      @myyou7335 Před rokem +4

      Yeah their server is so gentle with her words lol.

  • @jkalas9
    @jkalas9 Před 2 lety

    These videos titles are all amazing, but this is the best one, my goodness. Well done whoever you are.

  • @conroyale1
    @conroyale1 Před 2 lety +9

    Sam has that customer service smile down. She's like a different person in the kitchen.

  • @pd9242
    @pd9242 Před 3 lety +82

    "i dont even have plastic in my kitchen" *flashes to every single thing covered in plastic*

  • @hstewar
    @hstewar Před 3 lety +694

    What grosses me out the most on Kitchen Nightmares is when Gordon pulls crumbs, hairs and food out of the dining area. YUCK!

    • @dianekiko4504
      @dianekiko4504 Před 2 lety +4

      And puts it on the table!

    • @lukelayton83
      @lukelayton83 Před 2 lety +2

      Agree 💯, you expect that shit in Macca's etc not a legit dine in restaurant

    • @PhoenixLibra83
      @PhoenixLibra83 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s him pulling food out of his mouth for me.

    • @sydneyg3022
      @sydneyg3022 Před 2 lety +8

      Yes it makes my skin crawl and he’s able to touch all that shit with his bare hands 🤮

    • @lukelayton83
      @lukelayton83 Před 2 lety

      @grEEnblade I think they should all wear hair nets or shave their heads.

  • @KingofNewark
    @KingofNewark Před 2 lety +4

    12:23 there are still to this day 2021 restaurants with that old Micros register. They are tanks lol they don't want to give them up

  • @morganrodgers8855
    @morganrodgers8855 Před 2 lety +6

    Me: that doesn't look half bad
    Gordon: terrible mess. what is that
    Me: *ghastly*

  • @M_WILL_THE_ILL
    @M_WILL_THE_ILL Před 3 lety +106

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder, it's just hard for me to throw things away"
    *visible confusion*

  • @ManiusCuriusDenatus
    @ManiusCuriusDenatus Před 3 lety +177

    Kitchen Nightmares: Change the name to Denial Therapy.

  • @ShilohCallins
    @ShilohCallins Před 2 lety +4

    BAHAHAHAAH 5:48 “DONT GET EXCITED” 😜😂🤣

  • @essentialist12
    @essentialist12 Před rokem +3

    0:44 "Uh Oh." Tommy's famous last words

  • @generaldorimes2651
    @generaldorimes2651 Před 3 lety +169

    Audience: Who are you?!
    Kitchen Nightmare's Account Runner: *"I have no idea!"*

  • @codylovesgolf8585
    @codylovesgolf8585 Před 3 lety +199

    “I don’t think I’m a hoarder, I just don’t like throwing stuff away”. Is that not the definition of hoarding.

  • @Bryan-px3kr
    @Bryan-px3kr Před 2 lety +4

    0:55 didnt know ramsey knew his pokemon

  • @alexanderdemoniac8107
    @alexanderdemoniac8107 Před 2 lety +3

    "I don't think I am a hoarder, its just hard for me to throw things away" Man literally said the definition of a hoarder

  • @kizybur6865
    @kizybur6865 Před 2 lety +161

    “I don’t think i’m a hoarder, it’s just hard for me to throw things away.”
    *Definition of hoarder: A persistent difficulty discarding or parting with possessions because of a perceived need to save them.*
    LMFAO 💀💀

    • @jonearley6602
      @jonearley6602 Před 2 lety +4

      I don't think I'm a narcissist, I just love myself and think everyone around me are losers

    • @NineLives99999
      @NineLives99999 Před 2 lety

      thats what a hoarder is? i thought thats the word they use to call people who buys a lot of unnecessary things

    • @sitcomchristian6886
      @sitcomchristian6886 Před rokem +1

      I think it's sort of unfortunate. There's definitely a negative stigma against hoarders, which causes people to resist the label and the actual help that comes along with acknowledging your condition.
      My MIL is a hoarder. It's really hard to watch. All we can do at this point is have a standing rule that our children are not allowed in that house. It's going to be a nightmare when one or both of my in-laws pass.

  • @Maqya
    @Maqya Před 3 lety +141

    "I don't think I'm a hoarder it's just hard for me to throw things away."
    "I don't think I'm a drug addict it's just hard for me to stop taking meth."

  • @adrianramriez9045
    @adrianramriez9045 Před rokem

    I've seen all of these episodes about a thousand times with different titles and I love them

  • @murdermysterymukbang7174
    @murdermysterymukbang7174 Před 2 lety +5

    It makes me truly uncomfortable how comfortable Gordon is picking up dead rats with his bare hands...