THE AMBER KING Puts Magnus On Trial For His Crimes! | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #27
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"Your Honor, shut the fuck up, you wasn't even there"
HAhahahhahahaha.
The worst parts of Perty and Magnus' personalities is what makes their friendship so funny to me. They're 100% 'that guy' & 'that guy' at the store who are trying to out nerd each other
First Arthur absolutely eviscerates him now he's on trial again, Magnus really can't catch a break
He knows what he did
Is that part clipped I want to send that clip to my friends
He doesn’t deserve one
Well, he did do literally everything wrong.....
Magnus’s defense consisted entirely of “Your Honor, you wasn’t even there”
"Your Honor, Leman Russ."
"Case dismissed."
counter: leman offered Magnus the opportunity to speak which Magnus in his pity era decided to refuse and damn his legion to being killed
@@durrangodsgrief6503He had a direct order from the Emperor to bring Magnus to Terra on trial (which was changed by Horus to make him think it was to destroy Magnus Legion) and told Magnus so. So talking about.. what exactly? How he was suppose to surrender and let his Legion and World be destroyed? He choose to sulk and just let it happen.
The greater theme in the books is how (most) of the Primarchs never had a chance to avoid their faith. The only thing relevant is how they go on about it. And somehow all the Traitors are the ones with the greater character flaws while all the Loyalists are noble and had never done anything wrong... Which would have worked great if they had used the unreliable narrator style of the old fluff, where everyone is the good one in their own eyes instead of every author having their clear favorits and being very obvious who is the good one and who deserved everything happening to them, even the stuff that happend before they did anything wrong.😅
"X is a big fat idiot" is Valdor's opinion of all Primarchs
Book of magnus, book of lorgar, shout out to guilliman for not calling the codex astartes "the book of guilliman"
*Arnie Voice*
"Book of the Girly Man"
In the inquisition, we like to say, "A plea of inocence is giulty of waisting our time". Therefore he is guilty, exterminatus!
Your honor, my client pleads oppsie daisies on all charges
Your honor, you weren't there
Magnus was simply a gullible nerd. He's innocent of intent and guilty of the fall of humanity. Case closed.
Video title: "Magnus on Trial"
What I expected: the trial of Magnus
What I got: the roast of Leman Russ
Always fucken cringe
I want to see this format in another episode but this time you will have to defend Mortarion
Red is probaly playing all the 40k fallout mods in power armour bolter in hand ruling the commonwealth.
Alright, haven't seen anyone mention it. The statue thing. In the book where the statue is described it is clearly a changer of ways, one of tzeentch's bird daemons. Though it isn't explicit, i interpreted magnus reading universal patterns in the debris of the multicolored and geometric shards of the statue to have been deliberately set up by tzeentch to lead magnus down the path to warp sorcery. Magnus is, at his core, curious. He MUST know. Which, as far as I'm concerned, is the emperor's fault. Make a being made entirely of thought energy, its going to want more thought energy. I genuinely believe magnus was always at risk of corruption due to the proximity of his very being to the warp, basically every other corrupted primarch in my opinion was made much more susceptible to the lure of chaos by the environment they found themselves in. I don't necessarily think magnus Should be blamed for the fact that the emperor didn't give his psychic battery man some brain McAfee in the form of natural skepticism. Caution is something primarchs are capable of, but them emperor encouraged magnus' arrogance. Not that there aren't things magnus did wrong, but the statue thing was pretty clearly tzeentch giving Magnus a taste of the power delving into psychic power is capable of.
"Magnus did everything wrong"
Big E TTS
Well, dad told me I could catch something, but he didn't tell me what specifically I could catch, so I'll just do it
I feel like a leman Russ episode of the same premise would be real interesting, it’d be interesting to see people defend/critique his actions the same way y’all defended/critiqued magnus’s.
Probably one for each primarch would be fun.
@@jo_ken most definitely, but with leman especially imo, seeing as he is one of the more controversial primarchs, one who many say is a traitor due to his actions during the heresy. Personally don’t believe that btw.
That would be awful
Hyper appreciate the shout out, fellers c:
If this was TTS Magnus, it would be a shouting match between four unhinged losers and Zegram XD
Also, “Sentient Smegma” is one of the greatest fucking insults I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing.
God bless you Amber King you legend.
TTS magnus did nothing wrong
@@mr_JackSchwarzeagreed
@@mr_JackSchwarze he let kitten die :(
This along with lorecrimes are two of my favorite podcast for 40k.
You guys are collecting the Lorecrimes cast like they're Exodia cards
“He looks like he moans when he wipes”
Dang that’s good I’m using that
A list of hairless 40k antagonists:
Horus
Lorgar
Erebus
Perturabo
Mortarion
Alpharius Omegon
Every Necron
Every Tyranid
i thought all ork hair is a squig wig
@@kelakogreenaddict1888 Eh. I think that should count
Mortarion wasn’t bald. He had a full head of lanky black hair like Curze, pale skin like Curze, amber colored eyes, and was really tall and built. This is stated in a number of books.
@@TheSniperGTO so youre the um... actually- warhammer guy huh?
@@exquisitecorpse__ I guess, if you are saying he’s bald. I guess you are um…completely fucking wrong guy.
“Your honor respectfully, you weren’t there”
Remember Magnus asked Vulcan if he would sacrifice any of his sons for salvation and Vulcan relied with not a single one and then hit magnus with the teleporter/ hammer the magnus said f ur 2 kids with lightning bolt.
Hey im that lokale Dane!! Btw there is an old law in Danmark where if Kattegat is frozen over and a Swed walks over the ice, you are legally allowed to beat them with a sick
Idk we just really liked to pick a fight with Sweden. Danmark and Sweden have been at war with each other 15 times
I have mad respect for that law, it's well deserved
1:29:05
Now that you’ve done this.
You better have the emperor do the Crocodile Hunter impression.
‘Crocie, look at this guy i caught. Such a beautiful creature. Let me tell you about this while i handle it to show you.’
-Emperor handling Slaanesh
The guy who always says "CLEARLY" could sell me bug spray during a Tyranid invasion
43:02 “DOCKING?!” Fucking broke me man, that was hilarious
You guys should definitely do a colab with Isyander and Koda. It would be absolutely incredible and I think everyone would find it very entertaining.
That would be fun as hell 🤩
@@MootsTheFunnySwede out of curiosity what do you think their avatars would be? If you made them right now without their direct input.
I think the reason why they gained a understanding of the universe after seeing the shattered statue is:
The statue shattered. It didn't brake, what you would expect a statue to do, but shattered. Meaning it instantly broke into such small pices that there had to be a reason why it did sustain as big of damage as it did. Looking at the shards they understood that evrything in the universe has a shatter point, wich if you can find it no matter how tough the target might be, will instatly crubble into shards and be destroyed.
This is great. I'm gonna need you guys to examine the crimes of Perturabo next! Did Olympia get what it deserved? Did Rogal Dorn rub his success in his brother's face? Should the old woman have kept her mouth shut and she'd still be alive? Does Valrak need to rethink his entire world view and do another apology video?
I'm suprised there wasn't surprise guest Mr40k Bones at the end just to perform the vaporiser on ALL of their arguments
Please tag or post the socials (if any) for the creators of the miniatures of the week
I guess if Red want's to join there could always be a fifth slot hanging from the ceiling. In Night Lord fashion.
For the Shai-tun thing, weren’t the refugees all possessed before Magnus even figured out what was going on? So technically not his fault after he sealed it in his book.
1:03:50 your honour, the greatest crime here is that he didn't ignore Lorgar and kill Leman Russ
1:34:20
Since he was kinda using the warp and that is influence greatly by will power and EMOTION… well, Magnus just wrecked something his dad kept secret and koolaid man his way through it to his dad.
On top of that Big E gave Magnus a vision of his future and what it meant for humanity and for Magnus since his creation. Needless to say that effected both his will and emotional state while using the Warp.
Magnus probably inherited the emperors “pride” of knowledge wanting to know everything about the warp and no one can tell him better. The emperor at any moment could’ve forced Magnus to sit down and explain all of the intricacies and dangers of the warp with him, and that he planed for him to be the center of the webway project he was working on. Instead he kept him in the dark and simply used the dad card to try and force him to shut up and know his place.
19:50 damb well now i want a primarch roasting video 😂😂
Knows more 40k lore than you AND is handsome…so Henry Cavill.
26:35
this episode is just a Phoenix Wright court case
Magnus’s fall was plain to see by the fact that he’s the ultra ginger.
Love little red man. Also Bionicle vid
Lets fucking gooooooooooooookk!!!! We makeing it out of the dark city with this one
1:26:14 YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT IM HAPPY THE SARDUKUAR CHANT WAS MENTIONED
I would love to have Primarch Roast videos.
Congrats on 100k, guys
Magnus did something wrong, but he cant be held legally responsible.
Magnus x Perturabo docking is not something i needed to think abt today thanks 👍
#copium Magnus is too stupid to stand trial
I've been noticed! Thanks Moots!
Ill look into setting up a proper light-box instead of my cardboard box and woodfiller can.
I hope they lock up that chili-pepper space-wizard. He cant keep getting away with it!
I would love to be able to exist as a Magnus fan without being reminded every five minutes how much the rest of the fandom ruins that for me.
I mean I love alpharious, perty, and russ as characters and as themes. So I get it. Sometimes I want their flaws to be written better, so they're less of a meme - but the meme is also part of what makes them great
@vancodling4223 I kind of see most of the characters through the lens of being a writer. Magnus is flawed for sure, but he is a _fantastic_ character. He's a walking inciting incident and that's what makes him great.
I just hate the immediate snide jokes and pissing matches that always seem to come up the second people start talking about him. Some of it is memes, but some of it is negativity disguised as memes. I feel like it's everywhere I go when I even vaguely interact with WH40k content. Like, I honestly wasn't thinking about Magnus, or even looking for WH40k videos, at the time when I got smacked with _that thumbnail._
I just wish it didn't feel like I run into it constantly. It makes me feel uncomfortable, and I feel alone in my appreciation for his character beyond how "justified" he was or how "acceptable" it is to like him.
As a Salamanders fan I sympathize with you. Everytime I hear an Eldar child joke a part of me dies.
You know, as a space wolf fan i was going to roast you, but now i realise you and i are not too diffrent
@@bagelenjoyer3437Thanks? XD
Your honor, it is not Magnus's fault that his dad put an expensive vase next to the psychic phone. How was Magnus to know that if he rang his dad using the phone number a dude he met gave him, it would knock over the vase
on the sangy having black hair bit everyone forgets murder (which got its name from the blood angels captain calling it that after getting everything wiped) had black hair due to mourning
All jokes aside, i love my swedish brothers and sister also #Givebackskåne
Magnus deserved all the shit he got. But the 1k sons did not deserve to be butchered by the furries done + need more ahriman r34
True (even less so the guard/civilians on Prospero), but who is the one person that could have avoided the slaughter?
Magnus, but he decided to just go full EMO instead of calling Russ when he entered system.
Ok, but now we need a process against Lorgar!
I hope some day for Magnus to be redeemed even tho he cant recover his noble shard
And quick theory what if Leman has been so long in the warp he has mastered rune magic, thats his trait from the warp like corvus
He is actually a odin and is no longer retarded
And helped Magnus with the tree of life he was looking for if he sees its no usable on thr emperor
With the way Magnus exited the warp after breaking the webway i don't think he left Terra voluntarily, IIRC he locked eyes the the Emperor and Emps yeeted him back to Prospero.
I think you're close on this, I believe in the book he did try to warn the emp about Horus but emp was so pissed he thought he was the actual traitor and lying about Horus (being his fav son and all) then forced him out of the palace.
The thing about both the dispersion of the primarchs and magnus breaking in to the webway is both are implied to be caused by a primarch. Like chaos was being actively blocked but the primarchs were able to break in because they were not expected to. But also the writers can do basically whatever they want so there's that.
I think maybe the 3rd strongest human psyker ever empowered by tzeentch would be more than enough. Horus at the climax of the heresy when facing the emperor would probably have been able to do the same and break through all the warding around the sol system and Terra. When chaos agrees on something things get made to happen. The four chaos gods are an immense well of power alone and together they are nigh unstoppable the only hope for the galaxy has and will forever be that they are just as likely to spite each other as any human or zenos.
Tzeentch was probably strong enough to break into the webway as it was, just that empowering a primarch to do it for him and thus get himself excommunicated would be more advantageous over time.
Your honor, my client pleads oppsy doppsy 🤷♂️
01:07:035 "The plantation" and the laugh after that got me😂😂
Magnus shitting his pants ruining the web way project is completely accurate!!
*Amber king r34 search*
Tom bringing up Burger King UNPROMPTED at 1:25:35 is not helping the cheeseburger allegations
1:16:48 I can't remember the exact words, but in the End and the Death volume 3 Garviel Loken and Horus argue back and forth, Loken trying to tell him and make him realise he's wrong. Horus is also upset that Loken is not on his side and he says " your were my son, mine to use/spend, not His". I think those were the words
Never expected to see The King in Yellow here
I was wondering if you guys are going to do more home brew episodes???
Innocence meant nothing is the inquisitions line
My favorite variation of that is "There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time." Really shows how awful the Inquisition is.
@@TeamOneDay you have that and then you just have Criptmen and whatever the fuck he was doing
Regarding that one Patron Question, I'd choose Chaos to be wiped out. More specifically, Slaanesh, as that'll mean the Ynnari would have successfully resurrected Ynnead, who would've killed the Demon Dick Lady and allow the Aeldari to once again be able to resurrect from the dead upon death.
Man, I would love to play Russ' advocate with you
Still can’t believe that Magnus went from Thousand Sons to Dozen Sons, all because some funny demon wizard plotter trolled the shit out of him
"Mook its taking my cake"👁️
Yo boots thanks for showing magnus uj all his glory
He goes by many names: Magnus the Red, Magnus the Rad, Magnus the Chad, Based and Redpilled(literally)
Man this was hilarious
is just me or the first model of the week just showed up the close up of the face?
Easy solution. Don't wear pants. Use the extra boost. That's the shit.
What is the context of this reel can someone explain
Don't forget he also turned off majority of the defenses
At the council of nicea if Magnus was on trial why didn't he wear a shirt???
Hard to find shirts in his size
So I wrote a I think 2,000 word genuine response because I am not normal about Magnus, I shan’t put it here even in its paraphrased form because I still have a measure of sanity. I am making this comment though because it did make me realize the teaspoon size that measure is.
Despite this there is one quote I shall leave
The emperor apparently believes in abstinence only education
1:33:06 1:33:14 1:33:18
Nah he's guilty IDK if he knew about warp stuff or not. It's like this even if you didn't know what for was you still wouldn't go sticking your hand in the middle of it conversation if you open your minds eye and a demons start talking to you you'll probably wanna keep that eye closed
Punctuation is your friend.
Gray boxers
Is a jok 👍
what did Vulcan do wrong?
Didn't finish off Konrad. He had zero redeeming qualities, and not once in his life ever presented a part of himself that could be considered good, yet somehow Vulcan is like "Nah, can't do it". He inadvertently caused so many more deaths because if that shit and I'd charge him with criminal negligence.
@@alastor8091 ah ok so its not vulcan himself its Konrad. cool i get it thanks for the info.
@@SpookyJackaBoy Vulcan let him live despite knowing he was an absolute danger. No reasonable person would think Konrad would do anything other than continue to murder people. If you let a Tiger out of its cage into a crowded zoo, guess what? If it kills someone you're getting negligent homicide. If a prison guard did the same thing by giving an inmate a weapon he'd get the same sentence.
@alastor8091 by no means are you wrong but even so would you be able to kill your brother in the same situation? For the same reason's?
@@SpookyJackaBoy if said brother had tried to kill me and my sister along with all of his nephews in cold blood, not to mention the months of torture and murder of civilians he captured just to torment me, no force in existence would stop me from killing him. For the good of the galaxy, Vulcan should have killed Curze. All the things he did, he deserved no forgiveness.
Magnus did nothing wrong
As a redhead, Magnus did nothing wrong ever. He's only been persecuted because of his hair color which resulted in unfortunate accidents. He is a victim and not a perpetrator.
As another redhead, fuck that gingeboi he ruined everything xD
Being a redhead is something wrong.
You are just mad because we are the best country 😂
😂 naw the hell is this
Yeah the large man
Holy crap ads on your so many
Bro you gotta work on your English, that is not a sentence.
Doesn't matter. (Takes a Deep Breath) Magnus did nothing wrong. 😝
Mangas did everything wrong and deserved everything he got
Why the fuck does everyonr assume that the Primarchs wouldn't been corrupted by Chaos sooner if The Emperor told them about it? We know that Lorgar got corrupted the moment he got ass mad and went to have a sulk
Tbf the guy he believed was god Nuked his home that’s like if Jesus came down and shot your dog you wouldn’t be happy now would you?
@@mr_JackSchwarzeno but i also wouldnt go join the devil and launch a crusade against the holy gates
@@Balboainc fair point I suppose, in all honesty lorgar would have been fine if the emperor just gave him Christianity or something.
Is simple, that because today even normal humans don't automatically fall to chaos the moment you mention about chaos as such knowing the existence of extremely strong deceivers that can bend reality greater than what magnus or big E can and twist the mind and body of people might give them less of the bad paranoia and more of the good paranoia.
Lorgar and Angrons are 2 primarchs that are kind "too far gone" and like most things that emperor did with the primarchs he handled in the worst way possible before exploding in his face.
I know it's for laughs but the Leman Russ hate sure gets old pretty quick but whatever
Boo 👎!!!!
Guy with the higher voice who laughs every 2 seconds at nothing is annoying
Than shut the fuck up and click off the video?
23:20 i imagine it went something like this /watch?v=TT5DqupgCDI
Magnus did nothing wrong
False.
He did everything wrong
@@skeletongaming69false he was supposed to do nothing after the Council of Nicea and he did that wrong