Megilat Dereth Maḥlon heḤakham - the Scroll of Dereth Maḥon the Sage

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  • Maḥala = plague. Geddit?
    Technically the proto-semitic form *Darþ would really be realized as Deresh, not Dereth, but some compromises must be made to keep ORDER in the Republic.
    Happy Purim everyone!
    Hebrew text:
    הֲלֹ֥א שָׁמַ֖עְתָּ עַ֣ל הָאָס֑וֹן אֲשֶׁ֛ר לְדֶ֥רֶת מַחְל֖וֹן הֶחָכָֽם׃ לֹא־חָשַׁ֣בְתִּי כֵּ֔ן כִּי־הִנֶּ֧ה ה֛וּא לֹא־דָבָ֥ר מֻגָּ֖ד בַּיֵדְעִ֑ים כִּי־חִידַ֥ת הַסִּתִ֖ים הִֽיא׃ הָיֹ֤ה הָיָה֙ דֶּ֣רֶת מַחְל֔וֹן בַּ֥עַל חָשׁ֖וּךְ עַל־הַסִּתִ֑ים וְהָיָ֣ה ׀ הָאִ֣ישׁ הַה֗וּא חָזָ֤ק וְחָכָם֙ לְהִשְׁתַּמֵּ֣שׁ בַּכֹּ֔חַ לְהַשְׁפִּ֛יעַ בַּמִּדִּיכְל֥וֹרְיָנִ֖ים לְהַחֲיֽוֹת׃ וַיֵּ֧דַע דַּ֛עַת רַבָּ֥ה עַד־מְאֹ֖ד בְּצַ֣ד הַחֹ֑שֶׁךְ וַיִּ֨שְׁמׇר־בָּ֔הּ אֶת־אוֹהֲבָ֖יו מִכַּף־מָֽוֶת׃ צַד־הַחֹ֣שֶׁךְ לַכֹּ֔חַ ה֥וּא דֶּ֖רֶךְ לִיכוֹל֣וֹת רַבּ֑וֹת אֲשֶׁ֛ר יֵ֥שׁ פּוֹקְדִ֖ים כַּתַּהְפֻּכֽוֹת׃ וַֽיִּגְדַּ֥ל וַֽיָּ֖רֶב חׇזְק֑וֹ עַ֞ד לֹ֨א פַּחַ֧ד מְא֛וּמָה ח֥וּץ מֵאֲבֵדַ֖ת חׇזְקֽוֹ׃ וַיְהִי֙ בְּס֣וֹף־דָּבָ֔ר הַלֹּ֛א קָר֥וֹ קָרָ֖ה לְצַעֲרֽוֹ׃ וַֽיְהִ֗י אַחֲרֵ֣י לָמַ֣ד לְתַלְמִידוֹ֮ אֶת־כׇּל־הַדַּ֣עַת אֲשֶׁר־יָדַע֒ וַיִּשְׁכַּ֖ב וַיִּישָׁ֑ן וַיַּהֲרֹ֥ג הַתַּלְמִ֖יד אֶת־רַבּֽוֹ׃ וְנַהֲפ֣וֹךְ ה֔וּא אֲשֶׁ֨ר־הָיָ֧ה בְּיָד֛וֹ לִשְׁמֹ֥ר אֲחֵרִ֖ים וְלֹ֥א אֶת־עַצְמֽוֹ׃

Komentáře • 103

  • @kdevlogs5550
    @kdevlogs5550 Před 2 měsíci +71

    i think "memes as religious chants" is my new favorite genre of meme

  • @giovannilloretsorribas2836
    @giovannilloretsorribas2836 Před 2 měsíci +93

    And after these things, it is told that Pal'patin, who was the greatest elder of the nation, and chief of all the peoples of the land, bade Ann'akin, who was of the Jed'im, the masters of the sword of light and who made use of the might, and he asked him to come and watch a dance with him. And while the two of them watched the dance, Pal'patin said thusly to Ann'akin: "Have you not heard of the tragedy which was of Dereth Mahlon the sage?" (3 Anakin, 8:1-4)

    • @Guythatyoudontknow
      @Guythatyoudontknow Před 2 měsíci +2

      Ba’al-Badin

    • @ApocGenesis
      @ApocGenesis Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​So it was that Master Ouindu, greatest of the Jedi'im, he of the Blade of Purple Light, went to the palace of Ba'al Badin with his retainers. "In the name of the Knesset and the name of the LORD, we seize thee."
      And Ba'al Badin said to Master Ouindu, "I am the Knesset!"

    • @mojavefry2617
      @mojavefry2617 Před měsícem +1

      @@ApocGenesis And Master Ouindu countered: “Not yet, not yet!
      And Ba’al Badin replied, “Then thou art traitors.”
      And lo, Ba’al Badin let out a terrifying roar, one completely lacking in humanity, and leapt through the air as like the gazelle! He brought forth his own blade of light, colored scarlet as per the tradition of the Sithim, and struck down Master Ouindu’s companions! It was as a Lion pouncing upon sheep, thus was Ba’al Badin’s mastery of the darkness of The Might.

  • @secretlobsterclawsandother2060
    @secretlobsterclawsandother2060 Před 2 měsíci +25

    The navy seal copypasta in this style would be absolutely wild. I would love to see that.

    • @ssjcrafter8842
      @ssjcrafter8842 Před 2 měsíci +1

      apparently it's already been done.
      it's megilat hotmei heil hayam

  • @mohnjadden7841
    @mohnjadden7841 Před 2 měsíci +148

    This is the single greatest schtick ever. It feels like I'm being dragged to shul all over again. I love this and hate this all at once.
    How much can I bribe you to do the Navy SEAL copypasta in this style?
    Edit : okay that was done years ago, great job on my genius brain for not noticing. If you can do All Your Base, I'll go back to shul.

    • @isabellev9576
      @isabellev9576 Před 2 měsíci +20

      He already did the Navy Seals copypasta, funnily enough, as Megilat Ḥotmei Ḥeil haYam - the Scroll of the Signatories of the Force of the Sea.
      czcams.com/video/Ooe1UvQaoKM/video.html

    • @mohnjadden7841
      @mohnjadden7841 Před 2 měsíci

      @@isabellev9576 This owns. Thank you for giving me the best new I'm gonna get all day.

    • @mohnjadden7841
      @mohnjadden7841 Před 2 měsíci

      @@isabellev9576 All we need now is All Your Base Are Belong To Us

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​​@@isabellev9576oh my god
      I mean yaweh

    • @AtmoStk
      @AtmoStk Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@isabellev9576 amazing!

  • @GarbageManThe4th
    @GarbageManThe4th Před 2 měsíci +43

    Happy Purim! Here's a suggestion for next year: The SpongeBob episode "Bubblestand" (דוכן הבועות).

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz Před 2 měsíci +10

    "And on the 11th of Iyar did Anah'chaim of Ta'atuin come to the house of the Na'berim in the land of Nebu.
    There he was ferried to the pavilion at the base of the mount that he may rest after his return from Khorus.
    Accompanying him was the daughter of King Reui, and she did point yon to the islands and speak of the beauty of the waters and the birds and the sands.
    Lo, Ana'chaim was vexed by her words and said to her, "The sand of the islands is like unto the sand of the desert and thus it displeases me, for it is unrefined in its essence and is like in texture to the ruined hide of an ass, and it hath brought me much vexation. So too it doth invade one's hearth and render it unclean in the eyes of the LORD."

  • @pelegsap
    @pelegsap Před 2 měsíci +5

    אני יושב במשרד ומתגלגל מצחוק. נראה לי שכולם חושבים שאני משוגע אבל הם לא יבינו. זה הדבר הכי טוב שראיתי ביוטיוב בחודשים האחרונים

  • @yochaiwyss3843
    @yochaiwyss3843 Před 2 měsíci +45

    יצחק מחזק אותי יותר מאלף חבדניקים מחוץ לקניון שלא הצליחו

  • @EZPZ_SoBadItsGood
    @EZPZ_SoBadItsGood Před 2 měsíci +28

    ואמרו אמן

  • @lenaoxton3999
    @lenaoxton3999 Před 2 měsíci +17

    The algorithm never ceases to disappoint!
    Please consider remastering this with better acoustics... something this funny deserves it!

  • @Thestuffdoer
    @Thestuffdoer Před 2 měsíci +18

    Can't wait
    Happy Early Purim!

  • @hannahsaul1656
    @hannahsaul1656 Před 2 měsíci +20

    The 'What did you just effing say about me' meme, but it's Esther to Haman. Or maybe cantillation of a Chelm story?

    • @MathewAlden
      @MathewAlden Před 2 měsíci +1

      You mean the Navy Seal copypasta?
      czcams.com/video/Ooe1UvQaoKM/video.html

  • @maxkaufmann833
    @maxkaufmann833 Před 2 měsíci +4

    This is one of the best pieces of Jewish humor we have now. Someone contact the Rabbinate.

  • @Victoria-nz4wo
    @Victoria-nz4wo Před 2 měsíci +11

    It's my minhag to watch your simpsons megillah reading each year! Adding this to the list :)

    • @qaziquza
      @qaziquza Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'm stealing this minhag, if that's alrigh'! :P

  • @zacd3956
    @zacd3956 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I discovered this channel two days ago and now it is my most favorite thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • @zioniczenko
    @zioniczenko Před 2 měsíci +4

    My vote is Walter White's confession. Not sure how well first-person translates to this style, but I think it's iconic enough.

  • @interior.imperial1
    @interior.imperial1 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Can't find this in Sefaria!

  • @Schizo_Souls
    @Schizo_Souls Před 2 měsíci +34

    We need Rashi commentary over this.

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Shmuel HaNagid's lost psikot were said to reference this Scroll and Rashi's commentary

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Rashi's probably going to say Palpatine is Amalek

    • @Schizo_Souls
      @Schizo_Souls Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@mmoney3523He isn't?

    • @samuelkatz1124
      @samuelkatz1124 Před 2 měsíci

      And the commentary of the Vilna Gaon!

    • @Hastenforthedawm
      @Hastenforthedawm Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@mmoney3523 idk, Palpatine is pretty much Netanyahu

  • @ssjcrafter8842
    @ssjcrafter8842 Před 2 měsíci +3

    "Mahlon" sounded weird to me, as I hadn't watched star wars in a while... took me a while to realize it's because the original is "Palgueius"(however it's spelled) and plague = machala/מחלה

  • @sylph8005
    @sylph8005 Před 2 měsíci +46

    Never forget what the Clones did to you on Ilum

    • @tevcohen
      @tevcohen Před 2 měsíci +5

      זָכוֹר אֵת אֲשֶׁר עָשָׂה לְךָ מְפַקֵּד הַשִּׁבּוּטִים בַּדֶּרֶךְ בְּצֵאתְכֶם מִכּוֹכָב אִילּוּם.
      אֲשֶׁר קָרְךָ בַּדֶּרֶךְ וַיְזַנֵּב בְּךָ כָּל הַנֶּחֱשָׁלִים אַחֲרֶיךָ וְאַתָּה עָיֵף וְיָגֵעַ וְלֹא יָרֵא הָכּוֹחַ.
      וְהָיָה בְּהָנִיחַ הָכּוֹחַ לְךָ מִכָּל אֹיְבֶיךָ מִסָּבִיב בָּכּוֹכָב אֲשֶׁר הָכּוֹחַ נֹתֵן לְךָ נַחֲלָה לְרִשְׁתָּהּ - תִּמְחֶה אֶת זֵכֶר גָנְגּוֹ פֶט מִתַּחַת הַשָּׁמָיִם לֹא תִּשְׁכָּח.

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @tevcohen ישר כוח

    • @tevcohen
      @tevcohen Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@sylph8005 😁

    • @breeeegs
      @breeeegs Před 2 měsíci +5

      It is a commandment for all generations to blot out the memory of the prequels from under the heavens

  • @fairesmashysmash
    @fairesmashysmash Před 2 měsíci +6

    Midichlorianim! Brilliant

  • @calicoixal
    @calicoixal Před 2 měsíci +8

    Great job this year! Maybe next is Bee movie?

  • @bensirach3586
    @bensirach3586 Před 2 měsíci +8

    You should do a portion of Beowulf next! This is really cool

  • @impcit5717
    @impcit5717 Před 2 měsíci +56

    What makes this funnier is that according to Star Wars lore, the ancient Sith language is Hebrew.
    There were Hebrew letters on Darth Vader’s chest plate and it was later decided that the Sith species language was Hebrew in origin.
    Good on Palpatine for honoring the species his order is named after!

    • @w.o.jackson8432
      @w.o.jackson8432 Před 2 měsíci +13

      >The bad guys are Jews
      hmmmm this really made me think

    • @impcit5717
      @impcit5717 Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@w.o.jackson8432 The Sith species is different from the Sith Order. A bunch of Dark Jedi were exiled and came to the planets of the Sith species, taking over and creating the Sith Order.

    • @lioraselby5328
      @lioraselby5328 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@impcit5717yeah didn't thr Jedi genocide the sith species

    • @yezki8
      @yezki8 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@impcit5717 So you could say that these dark jedis were like the pharisees that usurped the real siths

    • @impcit5717
      @impcit5717 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@yezki8 No, nothing like that. The Sith species had the aesthetics of ancient Sumer and Canaan. There’s references to them worshipping multiple gods, having giant ziggurats, and building tombs to powerful rulers. They’ve been depicted with golden amulets and crowns, wearing fine silks. It’s really a mishmash of ancient middle eastern cultural look in the same way the Jedi have that Samurai and Christian/Buddhist monk look.

  • @gideon9096
    @gideon9096 Před 2 měsíci

    This is some high quality memage, kol hakavod!

  • @ZeusAmun-pt9dc
    @ZeusAmun-pt9dc Před 2 měsíci +1

    Shalom to you oh child of Abraham and of the stepp

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ Před 2 měsíci +1

    You know, I recently read a pretty compelling argument for the original Purim story of Esther and Mordechai being a sort of spinoff of the ancient Mesopotamian tales of Ishtar and Markduk. So if anything, these spoofs are remarkably fitting with the essence of Purim!

  • @unabonger2876
    @unabonger2876 Před 2 měsíci +5

    great video dude, please do the midwest emo copypasta next i think it would be very funny

  • @cion191
    @cion191 Před 2 měsíci +4

    יפה מאוד!

  • @levishanes5717
    @levishanes5717 Před 2 měsíci +1

    00:18 for anyone who wants to see if someone can recognize it by just the audio

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 Před 2 měsíci +1

    How do you only have one thousand subscribers? This is great.

  • @MrDoctorMabuse
    @MrDoctorMabuse Před 2 měsíci +1

    If Lucas had done the entire prequel trilogy this way, it would have improved it.

  • @levimoos5768
    @levimoos5768 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was perfect. Thank you.

  • @OnServantsWings
    @OnServantsWings Před 2 měsíci +1

    Amazing! I love all of these.

  • @yakirchernin6015
    @yakirchernin6015 Před 2 měsíci +2

    ואו

  • @DPedroBoh
    @DPedroBoh Před 2 měsíci +1

    He made use of the "might" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chujoi0
    @Chujoi0 Před 2 měsíci

    What did I even do to stumble upon this
    Is this a sign

  • @ThisHandleIsDefinatelyTaken
    @ThisHandleIsDefinatelyTaken Před 2 měsíci

    wonderful :D

  • @Lucasp110
    @Lucasp110 Před 2 měsíci

    What the Mishne tells on the use of the might? Has Rambam commented on it?

  • @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500

    What does the Rambam say about the CIS?

  • @user-cvbnm
    @user-cvbnm Před 2 měsíci +3

    Can you do "The Heavy is dead" in the Torah/Bible style?

  • @knyght27
    @knyght27 Před 2 měsíci

    The Jed'im my sides 😂

  • @professorhaystacks6606
    @professorhaystacks6606 Před 2 měsíci

    The Sages disagreed on Mahlon and his apprentice. Rabbi Simon said in the name of Rabbi Joshua bin Levi "They were of the time of Moses, and were the sorcerers who opposed him." But Rabbi Judah bin Pazzi says only Mahon was, and the apprentice killed him when he had failed to repeat the third plague. Rabbi Judah in the name of Akilas says that they were of the time of Daniel, and the apprentice was inspired by Daniel's slaying of the dragon. Rabbi Simeon bin Yohai taught that they never existed, but it is only a parable to teach us that only the Holy One, blessed by he, is eternal.
    ...Those are all real names from "Rabbah Genesis", incidentally.

  • @lioraselby5328
    @lioraselby5328 Před 2 měsíci

    Have you done the Rick and Morty copypasta yet?

    • @ssjcrafter8842
      @ssjcrafter8842 Před 2 měsíci

      looking at the playlist, he has in fact done the Rick and Morty copypasta
      or, rather, Rick and Mordechai I suppose...

    • @lioraselby5328
      @lioraselby5328 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ssjcrafter8842 oh my goodness he's done all the copypastas

  • @viceadmiralcongo
    @viceadmiralcongo Před měsícem

    Running out of copypasta? Some suggestions:
    I own a musket for home defense
    My grandfather smoked his whole life
    Literally me
    The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't

  • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
    @VinluvAntonHandesbukia Před 2 měsíci

    czcams.com/video/G7ZGRQiIdms/video.html Please do the "No ID,No Party" scene From "Le Fils Du Masque" (Guterman 2005)!

  • @yezki8
    @yezki8 Před 2 měsíci

    We, the target audiance of these posts, are the real choosen people

  • @Yan_Alkovic
    @Yan_Alkovic Před 2 měsíci

    Suggestions:
    “Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We’re all pawns, controlled by something greater… memes, the DNA of the soul!…”
    Or
    “Slippery little bastard. I haven’t got time for this. Let’s go! The hell are you thinking? Played college ball you know!…”

  • @saintsea-hat7891
    @saintsea-hat7891 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Am yisrael chai 🇮🇱

    • @RedHair651
      @RedHair651 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Of course someone had to bring Israel into this

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 Před 2 měsíci

      @@RedHair651 uh, this is a Jewish person’s video for Jewish people. If you don’t support our homeland, why are you here?

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@RedHair651 what’s wrong with supporting your homeland and birthright? I’m sure the person who made this video does.

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 Před 2 měsíci

      @@RedHair651 come back, defend your antisemitism.

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 Před 2 měsíci

      What gives you the right to deny another people their right to their homeland and birthright? Free Palestine. End the genocide.​@@saintsea-hat7891