Megilat Dereth Maḥlon heḤakham - the Scroll of Dereth Maḥon the Sage
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- Maḥala = plague. Geddit?
Technically the proto-semitic form *Darþ would really be realized as Deresh, not Dereth, but some compromises must be made to keep ORDER in the Republic.
Happy Purim everyone!
Hebrew text:
הֲלֹ֥א שָׁמַ֖עְתָּ עַ֣ל הָאָס֑וֹן אֲשֶׁ֛ר לְדֶ֥רֶת מַחְל֖וֹן הֶחָכָֽם׃ לֹא־חָשַׁ֣בְתִּי כֵּ֔ן כִּי־הִנֶּ֧ה ה֛וּא לֹא־דָבָ֥ר מֻגָּ֖ד בַּיֵדְעִ֑ים כִּי־חִידַ֥ת הַסִּתִ֖ים הִֽיא׃ הָיֹ֤ה הָיָה֙ דֶּ֣רֶת מַחְל֔וֹן בַּ֥עַל חָשׁ֖וּךְ עַל־הַסִּתִ֑ים וְהָיָ֣ה ׀ הָאִ֣ישׁ הַה֗וּא חָזָ֤ק וְחָכָם֙ לְהִשְׁתַּמֵּ֣שׁ בַּכֹּ֔חַ לְהַשְׁפִּ֛יעַ בַּמִּדִּיכְל֥וֹרְיָנִ֖ים לְהַחֲיֽוֹת׃ וַיֵּ֧דַע דַּ֛עַת רַבָּ֥ה עַד־מְאֹ֖ד בְּצַ֣ד הַחֹ֑שֶׁךְ וַיִּ֨שְׁמׇר־בָּ֔הּ אֶת־אוֹהֲבָ֖יו מִכַּף־מָֽוֶת׃ צַד־הַחֹ֣שֶׁךְ לַכֹּ֔חַ ה֥וּא דֶּ֖רֶךְ לִיכוֹל֣וֹת רַבּ֑וֹת אֲשֶׁ֛ר יֵ֥שׁ פּוֹקְדִ֖ים כַּתַּהְפֻּכֽוֹת׃ וַֽיִּגְדַּ֥ל וַֽיָּ֖רֶב חׇזְק֑וֹ עַ֞ד לֹ֨א פַּחַ֧ד מְא֛וּמָה ח֥וּץ מֵאֲבֵדַ֖ת חׇזְקֽוֹ׃ וַיְהִי֙ בְּס֣וֹף־דָּבָ֔ר הַלֹּ֛א קָר֥וֹ קָרָ֖ה לְצַעֲרֽוֹ׃ וַֽיְהִ֗י אַחֲרֵ֣י לָמַ֣ד לְתַלְמִידוֹ֮ אֶת־כׇּל־הַדַּ֣עַת אֲשֶׁר־יָדַע֒ וַיִּשְׁכַּ֖ב וַיִּישָׁ֑ן וַיַּהֲרֹ֥ג הַתַּלְמִ֖יד אֶת־רַבּֽוֹ׃ וְנַהֲפ֣וֹךְ ה֔וּא אֲשֶׁ֨ר־הָיָ֧ה בְּיָד֛וֹ לִשְׁמֹ֥ר אֲחֵרִ֖ים וְלֹ֥א אֶת־עַצְמֽוֹ׃
![Eminem - Houdini [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/22tVWwmTie8/mqdefault.jpg)
i think "memes as religious chants" is my new favorite genre of meme
The navy seal copypasta in this style would be absolutely wild. I would love to see that.
apparently it's already been done.
it's megilat hotmei heil hayam
And after these things, it is told that Pal'patin, who was the greatest elder of the nation, and chief of all the peoples of the land, bade Ann'akin, who was of the Jed'im, the masters of the sword of light and who made use of the might, and he asked him to come and watch a dance with him. And while the two of them watched the dance, Pal'patin said thusly to Ann'akin: "Have you not heard of the tragedy which was of Dereth Mahlon the sage?" (3 Anakin, 8:1-4)
Ba’al-Badin
So it was that Master Ouindu, greatest of the Jedi'im, he of the Blade of Purple Light, went to the palace of Ba'al Badin with his retainers. "In the name of the Knesset and the name of the LORD, we seize thee."
And Ba'al Badin said to Master Ouindu, "I am the Knesset!"
@@ApocGenesis And Master Ouindu countered: “Not yet, not yet!
And Ba’al Badin replied, “Then thou art traitors.”
And lo, Ba’al Badin let out a terrifying roar, one completely lacking in humanity, and leapt through the air as like the gazelle! He brought forth his own blade of light, colored scarlet as per the tradition of the Sithim, and struck down Master Ouindu’s companions! It was as a Lion pouncing upon sheep, thus was Ba’al Badin’s mastery of the darkness of The Might.
יצחק מחזק אותי יותר מאלף חבדניקים מחוץ לקניון שלא הצליחו
Happy Purim! Here's a suggestion for next year: The SpongeBob episode "Bubblestand" (דוכן הבועות).
"And on the 11th of Iyar did Anah'chaim of Ta'atuin come to the house of the Na'berim in the land of Nebu.
There he was ferried to the pavilion at the base of the mount that he may rest after his return from Khorus.
Accompanying him was the daughter of King Reui, and she did point yon to the islands and speak of the beauty of the waters and the birds and the sands.
Lo, Ana'chaim was vexed by her words and said to her, "The sand of the islands is like unto the sand of the desert and thus it displeases me, for it is unrefined in its essence and is like in texture to the ruined hide of an ass, and it hath brought me much vexation. So too it doth invade one's hearth and render it unclean in the eyes of the LORD."
This is the single greatest schtick ever. It feels like I'm being dragged to shul all over again. I love this and hate this all at once.
How much can I bribe you to do the Navy SEAL copypasta in this style?
Edit : okay that was done years ago, great job on my genius brain for not noticing. If you can do All Your Base, I'll go back to shul.
He already did the Navy Seals copypasta, funnily enough, as Megilat Ḥotmei Ḥeil haYam - the Scroll of the Signatories of the Force of the Sea.
czcams.com/video/Ooe1UvQaoKM/video.html
@@isabellev9576 This owns. Thank you for giving me the best new I'm gonna get all day.
@@isabellev9576 All we need now is All Your Base Are Belong To Us
@@isabellev9576oh my god
I mean yaweh
@@isabellev9576 amazing!
אני יושב במשרד ומתגלגל מצחוק. נראה לי שכולם חושבים שאני משוגע אבל הם לא יבינו. זה הדבר הכי טוב שראיתי ביוטיוב בחודשים האחרונים
ואמרו אמן
ID'd,old friend.
It's him!
@@edwinve4112 it’s me
The algorithm never ceases to disappoint!
Please consider remastering this with better acoustics... something this funny deserves it!
This is one of the best pieces of Jewish humor we have now. Someone contact the Rabbinate.
Can't wait
Happy Early Purim!
The 'What did you just effing say about me' meme, but it's Esther to Haman. Or maybe cantillation of a Chelm story?
You mean the Navy Seal copypasta?
czcams.com/video/Ooe1UvQaoKM/video.html
It's my minhag to watch your simpsons megillah reading each year! Adding this to the list :)
I'm stealing this minhag, if that's alrigh'! :P
Can't find this in Sefaria!
I discovered this channel two days ago and now it is my most favorite thing I've ever seen in my life.
My vote is Walter White's confession. Not sure how well first-person translates to this style, but I think it's iconic enough.
Great job this year! Maybe next is Bee movie?
Midichlorianim! Brilliant
What makes this funnier is that according to Star Wars lore, the ancient Sith language is Hebrew.
There were Hebrew letters on Darth Vader’s chest plate and it was later decided that the Sith species language was Hebrew in origin.
Good on Palpatine for honoring the species his order is named after!
>The bad guys are Jews
hmmmm this really made me think
@@w.o.jackson8432 The Sith species is different from the Sith Order. A bunch of Dark Jedi were exiled and came to the planets of the Sith species, taking over and creating the Sith Order.
@@impcit5717yeah didn't thr Jedi genocide the sith species
@@impcit5717 So you could say that these dark jedis were like the pharisees that usurped the real siths
@@yezki8 No, nothing like that. The Sith species had the aesthetics of ancient Sumer and Canaan. There’s references to them worshipping multiple gods, having giant ziggurats, and building tombs to powerful rulers. They’ve been depicted with golden amulets and crowns, wearing fine silks. It’s really a mishmash of ancient middle eastern cultural look in the same way the Jedi have that Samurai and Christian/Buddhist monk look.
We need Rashi commentary over this.
Shmuel HaNagid's lost psikot were said to reference this Scroll and Rashi's commentary
Rashi's probably going to say Palpatine is Amalek
@@mmoney3523He isn't?
And the commentary of the Vilna Gaon!
@@mmoney3523 idk, Palpatine is pretty much Netanyahu
You should do a portion of Beowulf next! This is really cool
Never forget what the Clones did to you on Ilum
זָכוֹר אֵת אֲשֶׁר עָשָׂה לְךָ מְפַקֵּד הַשִּׁבּוּטִים בַּדֶּרֶךְ בְּצֵאתְכֶם מִכּוֹכָב אִילּוּם.
אֲשֶׁר קָרְךָ בַּדֶּרֶךְ וַיְזַנֵּב בְּךָ כָּל הַנֶּחֱשָׁלִים אַחֲרֶיךָ וְאַתָּה עָיֵף וְיָגֵעַ וְלֹא יָרֵא הָכּוֹחַ.
וְהָיָה בְּהָנִיחַ הָכּוֹחַ לְךָ מִכָּל אֹיְבֶיךָ מִסָּבִיב בָּכּוֹכָב אֲשֶׁר הָכּוֹחַ נֹתֵן לְךָ נַחֲלָה לְרִשְׁתָּהּ - תִּמְחֶה אֶת זֵכֶר גָנְגּוֹ פֶט מִתַּחַת הַשָּׁמָיִם לֹא תִּשְׁכָּח.
@tevcohen ישר כוח
@@sylph8005 😁
It is a commandment for all generations to blot out the memory of the prequels from under the heavens
Shalom to you oh child of Abraham and of the stepp
"Mahlon" sounded weird to me, as I hadn't watched star wars in a while... took me a while to realize it's because the original is "Palgueius"(however it's spelled) and plague = machala/מחלה
great video dude, please do the midwest emo copypasta next i think it would be very funny
You know, I recently read a pretty compelling argument for the original Purim story of Esther and Mordechai being a sort of spinoff of the ancient Mesopotamian tales of Ishtar and Markduk. So if anything, these spoofs are remarkably fitting with the essence of Purim!
Ok antisemite
יפה מאוד!
How do you only have one thousand subscribers? This is great.
This is some high quality memage, kol hakavod!
ha-kavod*
If Lucas had done the entire prequel trilogy this way, it would have improved it.
00:18 for anyone who wants to see if someone can recognize it by just the audio
This was perfect. Thank you.
Amazing! I love all of these.
What did I even do to stumble upon this
Is this a sign
ואו
wonderful :D
He made use of the "might" 🤣🤣🤣
What the Mishne tells on the use of the might? Has Rambam commented on it?
What does the Rambam say about the CIS?
Can you do "The Heavy is dead" in the Torah/Bible style?
הכבד הינו מת?
The Jed'im my sides 😂
The Sages disagreed on Mahlon and his apprentice. Rabbi Simon said in the name of Rabbi Joshua bin Levi "They were of the time of Moses, and were the sorcerers who opposed him." But Rabbi Judah bin Pazzi says only Mahon was, and the apprentice killed him when he had failed to repeat the third plague. Rabbi Judah in the name of Akilas says that they were of the time of Daniel, and the apprentice was inspired by Daniel's slaying of the dragon. Rabbi Simeon bin Yohai taught that they never existed, but it is only a parable to teach us that only the Holy One, blessed by he, is eternal.
...Those are all real names from "Rabbah Genesis", incidentally.
Have you done the Rick and Morty copypasta yet?
looking at the playlist, he has in fact done the Rick and Morty copypasta
or, rather, Rick and Mordechai I suppose...
@@ssjcrafter8842 oh my goodness he's done all the copypastas
Running out of copypasta? Some suggestions:
I own a musket for home defense
My grandfather smoked his whole life
Literally me
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't
czcams.com/video/G7ZGRQiIdms/video.html Please do the "No ID,No Party" scene From "Le Fils Du Masque" (Guterman 2005)!
We, the target audiance of these posts, are the real choosen people
Suggestions:
“Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We’re all pawns, controlled by something greater… memes, the DNA of the soul!…”
Or
“Slippery little bastard. I haven’t got time for this. Let’s go! The hell are you thinking? Played college ball you know!…”
Am yisrael chai 🇮🇱
Of course someone had to bring Israel into this
@@RedHair651 uh, this is a Jewish person’s video for Jewish people. If you don’t support our homeland, why are you here?
@@RedHair651 what’s wrong with supporting your homeland and birthright? I’m sure the person who made this video does.
@@RedHair651 come back, defend your antisemitism.
What gives you the right to deny another people their right to their homeland and birthright? Free Palestine. End the genocide.@@saintsea-hat7891