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Judaeo-Quenya is crazy. Love your content man keep cooking 💥

That's it. Everyone else can go home. The Steamed Hams translation game has been definitively won.

I like his voice!

This was very beautiful and I enjoyed it greatly ❤

So beautiful 🥲 Praise be to the Steam Cham in the 32nd year of the son simp 😂

hey if you want to make a snarky comment about Israel then it will be deleted, this video has nothing to do with Israel and thinking all Jewish content is Israel content is antisemitic

7:22 of you are watching this Saturday may 11th 2024

This is what Hebrew sounds like to non Hebrew speakers.

I have only one word for this... SATORHA!

This is a good reminder to me, as a Christian, that the reason the Bible reads so weird is probably because it was meant to be read in the form of song 😂

03:07 Krusty Verga

This is truly the trumpet of the messianic edge

Thanks for uploading this! I was slow waking up this morning and I missed the reading at my shul so it's nice to be able to still hear it :)

Chag Sameach!!

I'm telling your rabi

‎תהלה לנבואה העתיקה (Tehillah l'nbuah ha'atikah) "Praise be the ancient prophecy"

I want to move to Kiryat Neve-Yorech now

''And behold, i am tired''

Running out of copypasta? Some suggestions: I own a musket for home defense My grandfather smoked his whole life Literally me The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't

This epic has always been one of my favorites.

This is such an exquisit blend of reverence for tradition and pure shitposting. Truly immaculate

I weep, for I have but one upvote.

What does the Rambam say about the CIS?

Beefburgers are called hamburgers because they originated in Hamburg, Germany. Nothing to do with the flesh of swine

Plot Twist: this is Krusty's dad doing the reading.

Now that we have this, the door is open for a whole new era of shitpost. Mythic Steamed Hams. Consider: The Steamed(Risen) Christ Steamed Ham Saga Hamshabharata The Epic of Steamgamesh Hams-o-dyssey(and the steammiad) Arabian Steam A new era could rise!

Hopefully steamed hams are kosher.

This is too funny!

god-tier shitpost

This makes me wish there was a gregorian chant in latin of this lol

If this doesn't prove Jews are the Chosen People nothing ever will

“Good lord what is that being built out there!?” “A perch for the Ziz?” “A perch for the Ziz? At this time of year, at that height, in this part of my 127 provinces, built entirely within your backyard?” “Yes.” “May I hang you on it?” “No.”

This is a very convoluted way to explain aliens visiting your agni. I enjoy this strange Hebrew form of narrative. Thank you for elucidating your ocean shield.

I want krusty to react to this

The hell have i stumbled upon

Some one needs to play this at a service or another event and see if the people there catch on to it, I'll pay good money to see that

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Lmfao fucking amazing content

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

im insane abt this

I don’t understand Hebrew and I’m not of the faith, but I’ve been watching this at least once a day for like a week now and can’t stop laughing. I know there’s a joke in that it’s not verbatim but that makes it better

steamed hams but chalmers and skinner have big noses and are very greedy

B"H

The Sages disagreed on Mahlon and his apprentice. Rabbi Simon said in the name of Rabbi Joshua bin Levi "They were of the time of Moses, and were the sorcerers who opposed him." But Rabbi Judah bin Pazzi says only Mahon was, and the apprentice killed him when he had failed to repeat the third plague. Rabbi Judah in the name of Akilas says that they were of the time of Daniel, and the apprentice was inspired by Daniel's slaying of the dragon. Rabbi Simeon bin Yohai taught that they never existed, but it is only a parable to teach us that only the Holy One, blessed by he, is eternal. ...Those are all real names from "Rabbah Genesis", incidentally.

I can't even, I just can't. I am dying, this is so fucking good. This is peak Jewish insular humor, and I love it so much. Your nusach is also quite good, which totally helps sell the bit. 10/10, hazak u'baruch

Since I've already stumbled upon an Orthobro who plans on making a Church Slavonic chant for Skinner's Steamed Hams, I also wanna search for a Steamed Hams chanted in Ecclesiastical Latin in the style of Gregorian chants. We turning Steamed Hams into a scripture for every religion and culture with this one.

The Jed'im my sides 😂

This is so perfectly done and so few people are properly positioned to appreciate that. So, at least from your small, ideal audience, very well done.

This is absolute sublime art

This is incredible. Some of the phrases and word choices made me laugh out loud. For example Shalmer being the supervisor over all the learnings of the City of the Field of Spring