We are going to piss on the moon
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Long has the infinite expanse of space called for our return, and we are proud to answer that call with the most daring mission ever attempted in history, establishing our status as pioneers of space exploration at the cutting edge of innovation. Today, we usher in a new era of space exploration to redefine what is possible.
We’re going to make our permanent mark on history and send two hundred liters of piss to the moon.
To propel humanity toward a greater future. To conquer the uncertainty of space. To blaze a path towards greater opportunity and fulfill our destiny to see with our own eyes the entirety of the perceptible universe. We’re going to piss on the moon, and there is nothing you can do about it. This is a moment that will be remembered as a turning point for all of mankind, and human civilization will be revolutionized following this prestigious endeavor. - Krátké a kreslené filmy
"We are going to piss on the moon not because it is easy, but because it is hard"
Pissing on the moon is harder when its hard
John F. Kennedy is my favorite citizen of Romania my love and admiration goes to the slayer queen
@@BosnianApeSociety John F. Kennedy is killed
Though, in honesty, it's kind of difficult to piss when it's hard.
No it’s white phosphorus his orders have killed 147 innocent people and astronauts someone must pay for his crimes against humanity but who’s it gonna be
I love how it started as "The people's will" and then they gradually distanced themselves from not only every government, but also the commonfolk
That's some proper communist rhetoric.
They are not people they are bureaucrats and parasites, the truth is that the people is with us, and we will piss on the moon.
I love how it said "piss".
A c-ram would’ve been better than a tank cannon
I thought he was shittalking aliens at the end, but then sadly realized that he wasn't... I hope I get into the piss donor program.
“The piss module will be armed”
Never thought I would ever hear that sentence
"while we have pissed on the moon, you've just only pissed your pants" Got me 😭😂
I was promised the act of pissing on the moon, not of placing piss on the moon. I am outraged
...time to call the President of the Moon. I feel a legislation building. We gotta hurry!
@@TheCaptainSlappy as a proud Moon landowner, I feel it's my obligation to lobby the President to forbid placing piss on the moon.
@@georgeoldsterd8994 I told the homeowners association...you let just ONE moon pisser into the moon neghborhood...BAM!...there goes the moon real estate prices.
Yes, surely it would've been possible to have some kind of pump system where it constantly squirts piss on the moon and gathers the piss back in the reservoir in an unending cycle.
@@narisevansangynriivaama9903 You mean...like some kind of...piss bladder? Hand pump operated, of course.
“We’re going to piss on the moon and there nothing you can do about it.” Is a powerful sentence
That's humanity in a nutshell. *And I could not be prouder.*
Only if it is a credible threat.
@@Xbalanque84 Fuck yeah MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS... AND THAT DRILL IS MY DONG AND MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!! ~ Dr. Eggman after meeting Simon the Digger
Eggman
Goosebumps
instead of saying “i have to go to the bathroom” i now say “i will soon cease to be a failure resistant method of containing piss”
I hope this is the history that gets remembered in the far future
It was - we liked
Y tf r we learning ab 9/11?? We should learn ab this!!
“Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON!”
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?
@@general_p2962You have 24 hours before the piss droooplets hit the Earth
@@andreaallson765 23*
@@inkzeraa wow really gonna be a killjoy?
"thats one step for man....one GLOROUIS piss for me"-Mr Goodman
The writing is a fucking poem
The delivery is a masterpiece
The voice is a heavenly tune
The creator is a shitpost connoisseur
I desperately wanted to like your comment, but I can't bring myself to rob you of your 69. Please accept this comment instead.
@@jaykay4137 its already ruined
*pisspost
In conclusion: ITS A MASTERPIECE
And they say perfection doesn’t exist
My brain keeps slowly shifting into “real documentary” mode and then snaps back instantly once i hear “piss payload”
"You have 23 hours before the piss drrroplets hit the fucking earth"
Taking after Dr. Eggman is clearly the best thing we can do to persevere as a species.
It's all about establishing dominance over Shadow and his little quilly dick.
THIS IS HIS FAULT GODDAMNIT
STOP RIGHT THERE MILES
BUT IT IS THEY WOULDN’T LISTEN
THEY DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE
HE TURNED THEM INTO KILLERS
we should all aspire to be like dr. ivo robotnik
@@samuelphilip8097 HE HAS NO TWITTER HE IS A MURDERER
@@manitoba-op4jx NO DO NOT OR YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
I absolutely love the “and there’s nothing you can do about it”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like i cant just cause ww3
Things got seriously escalated when they mentioned that 120mm no-nonsense Rheinmetall canon, unstoppable and indestructible. Question is, why do you even want to stop them? 😂
@@tituskamau5554 Because if they manage to piss on the moon, everyone else cannot be the first to piss on the moon.
NOTING
Ive always known Dr Robotnik is not only the pinnacle of humankind but also every organism in the universe
It's heartwarming how far he has come
“IM GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON” -Eggman, 2001
That’s immediately what I thought of 😂
I miss my wife Tails
ive come to make an announcement
"it's the size of this walnut except way smaller"
This is what I was looking for
"That's one small piss for a man... one giant relief for mankind."
👏 beautiful
arrhg... I just wet myself :(
*one giant puddle for mankind
This is brilliant😭🚽🌔
"One small drip for man
One immense typhoon for man kind"
that sonic fandub has done irreparable damage to a generation of peoples humor
Now how does Obama like this?
"IM GONNA PISS ON THE MOON!" - Dr.Eggman
How do you like that Obama?
@@rebelrouzer5318 IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOONNNN!!!
You have 24 hours before the piss drop-pl-lets hit the fucking Earth!
The fact that this video contains all the elements of a properly developed documentary, the progressive music, the use of information about the rocket and its function, and the convincing voice actor, all for a very cheap joke payoff about pissing on the moon, is what makes this the pinnacle of modern surreal humour.
*cheap ? *joke ?
No, this is very expensive and very serious, Sir. I aim to be one of the first Pisstronauts.
@@Cbelkster Aim carefully, good sir. Shoot for the Moon, and don't miss. Godspeed, Pisstronaut. Your nation is counting on you.
@@Cbelkster Godspeed, soldier
@@Cbelkster Not if I do it 1st!
@@squish2108 Gods peed, indeed.
Every time I feel like hurting myself I watch this video again and it makes me (appropriately) almost piss myself laughing. Thank you
Stay strong bro
@@gaiusfulmenthank you for reminding me of this video again
@@__8120 Allow me to remind you again. Stay strong and piss on
@@__8120here to remind again
@@__8120hey!
Here is a reminder that this exists.
When you said 'WE are going to piss on the Moon', I thought it was us all, as a society, not only you and your team.
2:17 it wouldn't be a Bosnian ape society video without a tank / heavy weaponry. I love this
And ofcourse it is nuclear powered
I didnt even know this was a bosnian ape video, the title was just so outlandish
But how will we survive without sweet baby reys
@@Voltboy1449 ...you add the modular baguette armor first, THEN you add the anti-crime loud speakers for your Blaupunkt stereo to the shopping cart. Won't work right the other way around.
@@TheCaptainSlappy I like to add anti shredded cheese man missiles
You have to assert dominance by urinating on the moon directly, not just sending a container.
There is no way to slow down so it's gonna crash into the moon and the piss is gonna explode everywhere so don't worry
I agree. Otherwise it's just a waste of money.
That's the purpose of the tank barrel
At any point in time the piss module will be able to pierce the tank, to allow draining and pouring of our piss onto the moon. This event can be triggered through the satellites, using the same way of communication to livestream this, again to remind humankind that we pissed on the moon.
In an emergency situation where the defense of the piss module is not enough to protect it, the module can cause the tank to burst, splashing it everywhere, onto the moon and the forces trying to destroy the module.
Be glad that we haven't pissed on the sun.
What the demonstration failed to display is that the Piss Containment Component has an automatic dispenser nozzle attached to the rear. Linked to the radio-isotope thermoelectric generator system, and with the assistance of a constantly adjusted onboard atomic clock precisely set to 6AM Eastern Standard Time (to coincide with Ft. Lauderdale time), the nozzle will disperse approximately 1 milliliter of piss, finely misted, in an upward arc away from the Component. It will do this every day for the next approximately 547 years that it can contain enough piss to spritz upon the lunar surface, by which time astronomers and engineers hope to have created the means and logistics by which to transport a majority of humanity's piss directly onto the Moon.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA
We are officially going higher
WE ARE PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOON!!!!!
So nice to see that Eggman Robotnik is inspiring the new generation
TAKE THAT OBAMA!!
I have come to make an announcement
@@deusvult6229 Shadow the Hedgehog's are bit*h *ss mother *ucker he pissed on MY *UCKING WIFE
*ivo “eggman” robotnik
Bruh it's not both eggman AND robotnik. It's one or the other, dumbf*ck
YOU CAN'T UNPISS THE MOON SONIC!!!
It’s not all there it’s just white phosphorus you have deployed you are a deceiver you must pay
The *piss* rock was more potent than the others for a reason..
This weird but grand sounding speech followed by 0:49 “We’re going to piss on the moon and there is nothing you can do about it..” had me in tears laughing
Usually i skip sponsered segments. Not this time. I watched every second. This deserves all my money
No one's ever talked about how good this guy's narrative work is. Feels like you're actually pissing on the moon.
You are not pissing on the moon. You never pissed on the moon. We did. You cannot do anything about it. You cannot say you have pissed on the moon. You didn't. We did.
Except, of course, not.
Since this is a BAS video, I think it’s actually a text to speech voice, which makes this even more impressive.
@@doursen That's very impressive if it is one but I'm guessing he hired a voice actor off of fiverr or another site like that xd
@@SomeRandomPiggo lol no, this is text to speech. it is obvious as fuck.
"I fully support this project, and I am, obviously, a real human being." - dog in sunglasses and hat
On the Internet nobody knows you're a cat. (c)
My dog liked this video a lot
This brought me to tears. Space really is an amazing thing. Godspeed.
Dr. Eggman: *I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
"One small piss for man; one giant pool for mankind." - Neil Pißwasser
nice tfs reference lol
He never said that
PISSWASSER, THIS IS BEER
DRIVE DRUNK OFF A PIER
@@usadroopymeat1099 Shut up, yes he did.
@@usadroopymeat1099 🤓
Alfred has been waiting for this moment.
*WE ARE PISSING ON THE MOON WITH THIS ONE* *we shall make eggman proud*
It's time for humanity to push the boundaries not only of what is possible, but what is appropriate.
Gotem
yes
We're gonna start sewing dicks on our foreheads and calling ourselves unicorns.
Finally, humanity's greatest achievement
No it’s not his orders killed 147 innocent people and astronauts someone must pay for his crimes against humanity but who’s it gonna be
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 what are you talking about
Have you ever pissed on the moon?
@@dominikivanyi2533 how many people have you killed today Eggman
@Ziyan’s Power does he feel like a hero yet
3:10 i laughed so hard
I remember watching the landing, I was crying at how incredible humanity has become
Uh, it hasn’t happened yet. 🤨
And why are you crying now?
@@jackb3822 In the spirit of this video, piss off.
The 1969 one or the 2069 one?
@@mchsprod 2069 is basically the start of the Great War so it's gonna be intercepted pretty quickly.
Unfortunately, Eggman already beat us to the punch...
Egg doctor is not real
@@BosnianApeSociety that's what he wants you to think
I’m here because he can’t accept what he had done it broke us
@@BosnianApeSociety based response
@@BosnianApeSociety and you think you are?
“Piss” is my favourite word to use as a swear word. I was giggling uncontrollably while watching this video. I love it. I love that we will piss on the moon. The moon will get it. We will piss.
2:49 damn 😥
Heck ya, we're gonna make that "yellow side of the moon" 😎
Theres a reason the moon looks yellow sometimes
This is your fault goddamnit.he turned us into killers
Yes
Wait… you mean it’s not cheese?!?!
I love how this video subtly implies that this video is meant for aliens
this brought a tear to my eye
One of the best videos for me on CZcams, when I get sad I come here, and there is nothing you can do about it
It's been theorized that the lead scientists on this project (Dr. Theodore Egg Man) came up with this project as a way of revenge towards his wife after she cheated on him with a dark hedgehog.
"How"d you like that Obama!?", he was heard saying afterword.
Later it was discovered that he was intoxicated during the act; with alcohol or drugs has yet to be defined.
I thought his name was Dr. Ivo Robotnik?
@@Pyxis10 war crimes against humanity he must die that doctor
@@luitune8608 war crimes against humanity he must die that doctor
Have you ever encountered the common problem of having 120mm APFSDS fired at the moon? Don't let this everyday problem disrupt your pissing on the moon. (Edit) First, equip the moon with Explosive Reactive Armor to help protect it from this common inconvenience. Then, for protection from ATGMs equip it with an active protection trophy system. Now the moon is throughly protected to ensure you can piss on it uninterrupted.
But what about that russian jet hovering over the Moon roundabout? What a pisser.
yes
i love how this guy makes the most well made perfectly executed commentary and editing to make this shit
Love how it says Apollo space program for context
the saturn V command module has a valve specifically for ejecting piss that has built up over time in the piss-tanks, the valve simply releases the piss out into the vacuum of space. the command module was in orbit around the moon for (at least) 1 day during the lunar landing, takeoff, docking, ect. there where 14 apollo missions. given this, the odds of them needing to piss during orbit around the moon are nearly guaranteed. the lunar assent module's orbit decayed over time, eventually crashing into the moon. the orbit of the ejected piss likely will have decayed as well. in other words;
humanity has already pissed on the moon. and there's nothing you can do about it.
(very open to fact-checking in the reply's)
It is an absolute certainty that the astronauts pissed while on the surface of the moon. Buzz Aldrin claims that when he stepped out of the Lunar Module, his urine collection device broke as a result of an unexpectedly longer jump down to the surface than was planned, and urine seeped into his boots.
In addition, in order to save weight, all of the collected urine and pee bags were ejected onto the surface before the Lunar Modules took off. So at each of the Apollo landing areas, there are piles of poop and piss.
@@Regolith86 ah, thats much less convoluted lol. Although deorbited piss is the only way it could have made dirrect contact, and not only that, but at high velocity!
Did the piss instantly freeze into chunks? Seems like that would be dangerous to have floating around in lunar orbit. Or did the piss instantly vaporize??
@@Atlas531 It would have boiled off due to the zero pressure, it wouldn't have immediately been cold enough to freeze solid, so yep it'd be vapor
100% guaranteed. As far as piss freezing/boiling, it would have done both. The water would boil and leave urea crystals behind. The astronauts reported the urine dumps as being quite spectacular when it would catch the sunlight, because urea reflects a lot of different colors. I'm not sure whether the urine dumped by command modules in lunar orbit would have deorbited or whether it would have escaped; such small particles would be very susceptible to solar wind, among other things. But the urine produced by the moonwalking astronauts during their surface operations is, of course, still on the Moon, along with their poop, because there's no getting around Mother Nature. The last operation performed before sealing the hatch of each LEM was to toss out unneeded equipment, and that included the used diapers and fecal collection bags, which remain on the lunar surface to this day. There are also full urine tanks in the LEM descent modules.
Another amazing video by Bosnian Ape Society, BAS' videos have raised my IQ by 16089 points
...and the modular armor didn't hurt either.
Does Eggman feel like a hero yet
BAS videos overclocked my dishwasher to 6.9 GHz
@@Wasmachineman DOES EGGMAN FEEL LIKE A HERO YET
I'm cry please get better soon we are all pray for your good health
Getting priceless stares at the bank drive through. Thanks Bosnian Ape Society! ❤
I’ve never been sold on a video so quickly lmao, sheer brilliance
Can you truly say you've pissed on the moon if the piss make no direct contact with the surface of the moon? And wouldn't the act of pissing onto it be more importantly than pissing into a container on earth and dumping the waste container onto the moon? Surely the act isn't complete until an astronaut has physically urinated directly onto and from the surface of the moon.
I mean, if somebody could piss directly from the surface of the earth onto the surface of the moon, that'd be even more impressive, but sure.
Majorsquiggles please clean your eyes and ears I beg of you I need you to see what Eggman has done
As pointed out in the video, when the module lands, the piss will be on the moon. Further debate is pure semantics.
There's always someone to Errrrmmmacktualee every great human achievement.
@@adrianhenle no there is not it’s nothing but death
This is hilarious, but I feel kinda bad for the poor sap in orbit that had to show this to their boss and ask “are the humans actually doing this or is this another one of those “shitposts”?”
Close, wrong material. post of piss. (Genitive of material)
I imagine the boss being like: HUMANITY IS TOO ADVANCED FOR US WE CANT MAKE CONTACT YET!
🤣🤣🤣
The best thumbnail for any video I have ever seen
Ahhh I just love finding this masterpiece on my recommended section
"We're going to piss on the moon"
- Abraham Lincoln 2022
Lies from the fake president kill the imposter
BOOTH!!!!! YOUR TASK WAS FAILED SUCCESSFULLY!! DAD GUMIT!!!!!!
@@MysteriousCowpoke WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?"
@@NontpNonjo WHAT DIE HE DO .AND ALSO. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE .A TERRORIST
Dr. Eggman would be proud.
Does he feel like a hero yet
Love how he slowly gets more unhinged
Good that they made an announcement about it too.
Dr. Eggman already accomplished this with his “Super Laser Piss”
I remember a particular night in Kilkenny, immediately after flying across the Atlantic and getting wrecked at a pub while watching rugby, then driving over an hour with the horrible realization that the people running the B&B we were supposed to stay at had forgotten and left the country, and there were no places with public facilities open.
I'm fairly certain that I could've reached the moon with my piss that night. If only I'd had the forethought.
A fancy ball. Lieutenant Rzevsky is in need of a restroom, but there are none, so he goes outside. Soon afterwards he returns, all wet.
"Why, Lieutenant, is it raining outside?", asks Natasha Rostova.
"No, ma'am, it is windy."
I think you were the only soul in entire great britain who held their piss in longer than a minute.
@@georgeoldsterd8994 I dont get it
@@georgeoldsterd8994 nvm I got it now
Beautiful, truly inspirational, while I may not be able to tell my children that I pissed on the moon, I shall still tell hem about this great achievement we have reached, I am proud of how far we have come.
I can't even get mad. I'm just impressed of the effort.
he's about to make an announcement
Are those civilians .where did they come from there is no city here
@@usadroopymeat1099 idk he was just showcasing his weapon that looks like 2 basketballs and a shotgun
@@89tmoverdriveyt62 Eggman deployed white phosphorus don’t you understand what Eggman said was a lie
Well according to Vsauce we have already farted on the moon, so would the same apply to piss? Do the atoms that once comprised our piss that have escaped the atmosphere still count as piss? Did any piss atoms escape Niel Armstrong and his suit and land on the moons surface? These are deep philosophical questions that will likely go unanswered for centuries to come.
How would atoms of elemental Pissium make it all the way from a film studio near Houston where Neil Armstrong helped stage the moon landing to the Moon?
The Astronauts were on the moon for a few days and surely must have pissed at least a few times. While the water was most likely recycled, the waste would have been left behind to dump mass.
@@venus1333 Why do both of ur pfps have different backrounds
@@Mr_Erutrot I don’t know. I haven’t made a background so this is just CZcams’s automatic settings.
@@venus1333 I know but they have different shades of green, it confuses my brain lol
We visited the moon over 50 years ago and didn't return, now thanks to this mission we have officially marked our territory. Truly inspirational and a milestone in human history.
The aliens staring at us as we all applaud and scream like our ape ancestors after achieving this revolutionary feat of human ingenuity:
Nobody forgot about Robotnik's super laser piss.
You have 23 hours before the piss drooooop let's fall on the Earth or I piss on YOU too!
There goes Hawaii.
There goes Hawaii
There-There-There goes Hawaii!
Oh, there goes Hawaii, the island is gone!
There goes Hawai-
How do you like that, Obama?
@@gordonwiley2006 “I pissed on the moon you idiot”
@@gordonwiley2006 MURDERERS I WANT THEIR HEADS ON OUR WALL
@@romanempire1536 THIS IS YOUR FAULT GODDAMNIT
You have 30 seconds before this island fucking explodes
This is truly beautiful
This feels like an Aperture Science commercial
As an "egg-shaped-head-man called eggman due to the egg-shaped-nature of my head", I approve of this message.
I too want to relieve my pelvic pressure upon the moon using immense and ludicrous amounts of money and human effort.
Well u won’t and they will do it b4 u!
@@daviesimms5232 not if i do it first
@@dkagoxblacksmith0801 ok mr Blacksmith then go blacksmith me a rocket ship and blast up to the fucking moon and take a goddamned much approved by God piss on the crusty sands of the holy moon. Bring back the Sea of Tranquility!!
@@dkagoxblacksmith0801I've been doing it since 1820 *CASUALLY.*
Christ this sounds too much like an actual, serious British documentary about an old space mission, its perfect.
I really can't tell if it's text to speech or not
That is the most compelling thumbnail I have ever seen
This got some Aperture Science vibes
I love the fact that he went through all this research in order to write the script just to make the video about piss
The level of academic language that has been incorporated in the making of this motion picture is far beyond my comprehension and therefore earned my utmost respect for it.
Truly taking your craft to new levels, respect.
Imagine if a private spacecraft company actually did this.
This is one of the videos of our time.
3:40 "We can only speculate the endless possibilities that pissing on the moon will reveal." 🤣🤣🤣
Dr. Eggman and Gru should team up
Eggman's news speech: the poem
this video reminds me of the speech given by a great man many years ago
We're not gonna piss on the Earth, we're gonna go higher, we're pissing on THE MOON!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?
Eggman was ahead of his time.
IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON -doctor eggman
Eggman: "look what they must do to match a fraction of my power"
I love the technical detail and accuracy exhibited in these videos while the subject remains nonsensical
I knew exactly what's coming when BAS said "we have fitted necessary defense measures"
But I still laughed uncontrollably at "120mm Rheinmetall Rh-120 L/55 smoothbore gun"
I would hear more of this
Bosnian Ape Society is a prime example of under appreciated You tube channels