How Women in Their Twenties Dance - Sebastian Maniscalco

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  • Sebastian Maniscalco compares the way twenty-something women and thirty-something men dance, and encourages couples to go to Las Vegas together.
    Original airdate: January 18, 2008
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Komentáře • 252

  • @ronyislam683
    @ronyislam683 Před 2 lety +9

    "what do want me to do? Float?" had me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andreamartin2953
    @andreamartin2953 Před 3 lety +384

    Sebastian's little smile after he tells a joke is absolutely adorable.

  • @Carlospjr
    @Carlospjr Před 2 lety +45

    His jokes his deliveries his mannerisms clean and hysterical 😭👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @roseanneferrara8641
    @roseanneferrara8641 Před rokem +9

    I absolutely love this guy, he cracks me up, bravo Sebastian!!!

  • @glynis1007
    @glynis1007 Před 3 lety +175

    This guy was born to be a comedian-good lord he’s too flippin funny 😆

  • @mrjjwilliam3995
    @mrjjwilliam3995 Před 3 lety +44

    “What do you mean you want to kick my puppy?” Lmao 😂

  • @feliciasantiago4345
    @feliciasantiago4345 Před 3 lety +153

    Wow he’s so young there. Time flys. But I think he looks better now than ever. 👍🏼 he’s so funny 🤣

  • @joycemartin4889
    @joycemartin4889 Před 2 lety +21

    Love, love, love the way he mimics a women !!!!!! 😆😅🤣

  • @agrarianarc
    @agrarianarc Před rokem +1

    “I like this… I wanna participate….” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sylviab.791
    @sylviab.791 Před 3 lety +214

    This is so true my then husband and I were dancing on a platform I turned around thought he went for his drink he later told me he fell off.🤣

  • @dal6100
    @dal6100 Před 3 lety +98

    he cracks me up every time

  • @sneakerlove5313
    @sneakerlove5313 Před 2 lety +24

    He puts me in such a good mood.🥰

  • @rebeccaphelps3196
    @rebeccaphelps3196 Před 2 lety +32

    I watched this 3 nights in a row. Hilarious every time 🤣

  • @earthling8585
    @earthling8585 Před 3 lety +27

    The "predictive text" is what I call that. The funniest ones I've ever gotten are from my daughter. Her generation texts like ninja's! So super fast, it's hilarious what "predictive text" gets through. Always the best!

  • @Mjgirl55
    @Mjgirl55 Před 2 lety +12

    Sebastian is THE man!!! Best comedian on the planet ❤️❤️❤️

  • @roarthur5307
    @roarthur5307 Před 2 lety +7

    Best comedian ever!!!!!!!
    ..........PERIOD
    We love you Sebastian
    Never stop making us laugh. And you were great in the Irish Man with the great Joe Peci, AL Pacino, and Robert Deniro.

  • @ElitaAli1
    @ElitaAli1 Před 3 lety +14

    "I want to participate." 😂

  • @DarkCavalry1228
    @DarkCavalry1228 Před 3 lety +15

    Classic timing at perfection

  • @spiritualempress6691
    @spiritualempress6691 Před 2 lety +41

    I ALWAYS do this after a few drinks 😂 “where are we going now?” And guys are always like wtf???

  • @dsholt
    @dsholt Před 3 lety +124

    Was trying place what year this was in, then he pulls out the Motorola Razr and says he didn’t know what texting is. Hello 2004!

    • @4knewt505
      @4knewt505 Před 3 lety +6

      I feel better. The entire set seemed dated

    • @jamesahern9864
      @jamesahern9864 Před 3 lety +12

      2008

    • @dsholt
      @dsholt Před 3 lety +6

      @@jamesahern9864 yep, got that date wrong. Razr wasn't released until 2006.

    • @TheBusyJane
      @TheBusyJane Před 3 lety +4

      2004 makes way more sense. It says the air date was 2008, but it must have been old by then because I remember texting being fairly common by 2006.

    • @ikinbae5120
      @ikinbae5120 Před 3 lety

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      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。
      他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木)來調味食物煮的時候 1619467547

  • @roy1337
    @roy1337 Před 3 lety +14

    the dancing part is the reason why i stopped going to clubs ... its so true

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Před 3 lety +52

    Man, I get that leg burn from just SPOONING, no joke. My body was not built for anything but relaxing.

    • @JackLinko
      @JackLinko Před 3 lety +5

      Go for a run god damn

    • @CaribbeanQueen72xx
      @CaribbeanQueen72xx Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CourtTV.
      @CourtTV. Před 3 lety

      stretch ,yoga and do isometic workout youtube it.Drink warm water if you have bad ciruculation.

    • @Carlospjr
      @Carlospjr Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sneakerlove5313
      @sneakerlove5313 Před 2 lety +1

      Haha me too 😂 don’t listen to the haters

  • @loriparsons6987
    @loriparsons6987 Před 3 lety +47

    I love this man!! Bucket list to see him someday

    • @littleoldal
      @littleoldal Před 3 lety +2

      Atlantic City in June

    • @divaah4406
      @divaah4406 Před 3 lety

      2021 'Nobody Does This' tour has average price of $405 per ticket.

    • @girlart9
      @girlart9 Před 3 lety +1

      I’ve seen him twice. Once in Denver and two years ago in Sahuarita, Arizona. He will slay you. Be ready. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lisachauvin
      @lisachauvin Před 2 lety

      it’s not cheap…save your money

    • @angiespitz5291
      @angiespitz5291 Před 2 lety

      Me too

  • @florptytoo
    @florptytoo Před 3 lety +12

    Ok, I rarely if ever spit coffee out of my nose, but when it got to "I couldn't get back up," it happened. Right through the nose. God damnit.

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 Před 2 lety +3

    Cracking up at 2 in the morning!🤣

  • @-the_wandering_eremite-
    @-the_wandering_eremite- Před 2 lety +5

    This guy is a guaranteed laugh.

  • @davidcullen382
    @davidcullen382 Před 2 lety +13

    Funny stuff!!! And he avoids politics, at least here... Deals with the day to day "life" stuff!!!! First time viewing and I'm a fan!!!

  • @sylviastreet6785
    @sylviastreet6785 Před 2 lety +13

    He looks Italian, sound Italian and moves Italian! And funny! And handsome!

    • @parispoet
      @parispoet Před 2 lety +2

      He IS Italian! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-ty6do8yz4l
    @user-ty6do8yz4l Před 3 lety +26

    I'm a little older than Sabastian, and I can totally feel the 80s, in some of his mannerisms. Always love an S.M. video, although he's much less kinky than the other SM videos...

  • @theyawningari
    @theyawningari Před 3 lety +37

    “Where we goin now?”
    Good question

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 Před 3 lety +26

    Cant wait until he starts doing stand up again! Wish he was on television!

    • @divaah4406
      @divaah4406 Před 3 lety +1

      Tickets went on sale last week for 2021 'Nobody Does This' tour. Average ticket price is $ 405.

    • @uswish.
      @uswish. Před 2 lety +1

      @@divaah4406 holy moly

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast Před rokem +1

      @@divaah4406 O.O Did that include round-trip airfare and hotel rooms?

  • @lushorty63
    @lushorty63 Před 3 lety +17

    Lmao!! Well i am 46 years old & my to go to dance move is the moonwalk backwards with a splash of the safety dance & finale of the wave hence its my dance so I can rock a solo lol. Ahh I love Love this awsome funny man.

  • @CaribbeanQueen72xx
    @CaribbeanQueen72xx Před 3 lety +49

    Ohhhh my God this guy never fail to make me laugh till I cried 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣am literally on the floor .😃😄

    • @RapidCycling07
      @RapidCycling07 Před 2 lety +1

      Please don’t take Our Lord’s Name in vain. Peace!

  • @theabcaat123
    @theabcaat123 Před 3 lety +9

    that flip phone though

  • @brianchampion3337
    @brianchampion3337 Před 2 lety +8

    Need more of his comedy.

  • @roarthur5307
    @roarthur5307 Před 3 lety +7

    He's the best comedian ever in the history of funny.
    You are the best...PERIOD

  • @bestever5511
    @bestever5511 Před 3 lety +11

    The only guy that makes me laugh.

  • @MrChewy63
    @MrChewy63 Před 2 lety

    What do you want me to do float? ....lol killer line

  • @christinaalexander1111
    @christinaalexander1111 Před 2 lety +1

    😂The head whip !!!

  • @christophercasarez5687
    @christophercasarez5687 Před 2 lety +1

    This man is my spirit animal

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet Před 2 lety +1

    "Kick my puppy"...LOL 🤣🤣

  • @S_A_D.
    @S_A_D. Před 3 lety +7

    Bahahaha ...he's the BEST!! 😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @Carlospjr
    @Carlospjr Před 2 lety +2

    Sebastian is Seinfeld reincarnated. What you want me to do float. 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Doggieworld3Show
    @Doggieworld3Show Před rokem +1

    Saw this coming 🤣😂 Sebs did the twerks well

  • @RollerSkatinActor
    @RollerSkatinActor Před 2 lety +2

    I'm a child of the 80's so I'm still at the club as well as the roller skating rink.

  • @janetmayer3562
    @janetmayer3562 Před 2 lety

    "What, you want me to float??" Hilarious
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  • @joannasunday
    @joannasunday Před 2 lety

    Lol "kick my puppy." Hilarious!

  • @andthnwat
    @andthnwat Před 2 lety +1

    Effin hysterical 🤣

  • @ER-uy7ct
    @ER-uy7ct Před 2 lety +2

    My husband just asked me what was so funny....he heard me laughing....from the basement.....over Gears of War (maybe?).......with his head set on........where his buddies were yelling in the match............I just laughed harder......

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 Před 2 lety +1

    Watching again today 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

  • @lillm5774
    @lillm5774 Před 3 lety +3

    Hang up and text me. 😂😂

  • @joanofarc9438
    @joanofarc9438 Před 2 lety +2

    I can't see I'm laughing so hard over you want kick my puppy.

  • @valm.5920
    @valm.5920 Před 3 lety +14

    very seinfeld-esque, def would love to catch a show of theirs

  • @carlasalvatierra7959
    @carlasalvatierra7959 Před 3 lety +5

    I love it 😂

  • @oiaiofoster4775
    @oiaiofoster4775 Před 2 lety

    I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!

  • @tracimetcalf3374
    @tracimetcalf3374 Před 2 lety +10

    Women just love to dance . My stepfather always said he learned to dance to be successful with the ladies.

  • @williamparker9110
    @williamparker9110 Před 3 lety +3

    Whenever u need a good laugh

  • @007coleyfoley
    @007coleyfoley Před 3 lety +4

    COLEY FOLEY SAYS: HE MEANT "KISS HER PUPPY"... HAHAHA!

  • @adeltoral
    @adeltoral Před 3 lety +10

    Sebastian’s talking about T9?! LOL - I remember that predictive text crap. It’s obsolete now, but dang, CZcams, maybe give me a MORE RECENT comedy clip suggestion from him? Don’t take me all the way back to my 20s! 😆

    • @jschnei3
      @jschnei3 Před 3 lety +2

      T9 Word was the best thing about my 20s. I miss it

    • @dharmadharma3960
      @dharmadharma3960 Před 2 lety +1

      I know right? This is 14 years old 😆

  • @Harley6040
    @Harley6040 Před 2 lety

    Awesome 👏🏼

  • @livingadreamlife1428
    @livingadreamlife1428 Před 2 lety

    Excellent!

  • @zoukchata
    @zoukchata Před 2 lety +2

    Cleanest comedian ever...

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 2 lety

      Except when he’s not. I thought he was bigtime-blue comedy at first 😂

  • @eyeonbooks
    @eyeonbooks Před 2 lety

    "I want to kick your puppy" LOLOLOLO.

  • @fannysierra7040
    @fannysierra7040 Před 2 lety

    Love him so mucj

  • @marciawhite692
    @marciawhite692 Před 3 lety +22

    I'm Sicilian and can't dance 😪 he's so funny

  • @bellaluna170
    @bellaluna170 Před 2 lety +1

    Hes amazing

  • @op8726
    @op8726 Před 2 lety +1

    “Wow I like this…. I wanna participate.”

  • @jackofalltemposdigitalchil7483

    I betchu didn’t notice the pit stains @3:28 😂

  • @GodlyVibe_
    @GodlyVibe_ Před 2 lety

    😆🤣 he’s good 💯🙌🏽

  • @leahplyler
    @leahplyler Před 2 lety

    IKR!

  • @rogermoore27
    @rogermoore27 Před rokem

    😂😂😂😂this guy is very good

  • @justinmarlin2304
    @justinmarlin2304 Před rokem +1

    This is ancient haha T9 I haven’t heard that in decades

  • @eMemoryCard
    @eMemoryCard Před 3 lety +4

    What do you mean you want to kick my puppy. *LOL*

  • @marcdavis2745
    @marcdavis2745 Před 5 měsíci

    My Go To Comic Just Great

  • @joiemills3399
    @joiemills3399 Před 3 lety +10

    I didn’t check when this originally aired and I was like “why is he talking about texting like that?”

  • @richcxx
    @richcxx Před 2 lety

    T9-Word hahahaha man I used to use that all the time...

  • @ellebold
    @ellebold Před 3 lety +7

    Funniest ever

  • @carmagurl317
    @carmagurl317 Před 3 lety +13

    Lol this is so true. Why don't guys ever wanna go anywhere else ??

  • @trashman3090
    @trashman3090 Před 2 lety

    WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED 😆 FUNNY HAD THAT

  • @luisvillarreal5262
    @luisvillarreal5262 Před 2 lety

    "What do you mean you want to kick my puppy?" I think we men know what that message was supposed to mean. 😛🤪😝😛😋😂

  • @Hohzaye
    @Hohzaye Před 3 lety +3

    0:56 wtf are you doing bro?! Don do that! 😅

  • @wamutogoria
    @wamutogoria Před 3 lety +4

    The flip phone tho'

  • @111danish111
    @111danish111 Před 2 lety +1

    I like his shirt.

  • @jillh7934
    @jillh7934 Před 2 lety

    Lol a little envelope

  • @reinab8168
    @reinab8168 Před 2 lety

    This guy!!!

  • @TheJamen0000
    @TheJamen0000 Před rokem

    I think he’s getting a Netflix special sometime in September it’s at the Wynn hotel in Vegas

  • @BtrDaze
    @BtrDaze Před 3 lety +5

    Kick my puppy. Nice

  • @winston2770
    @winston2770 Před rokem

    LOL!

  • @kipperrepublic2644
    @kipperrepublic2644 Před 3 lety +3

    Kick my puppy 😁

  • @Kellykittymom
    @Kellykittymom Před 3 lety +2

    😂😂😂

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H Před 3 lety +44

    The censoring literally ruined one of the jokes.

    • @misssonia13
      @misssonia13 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah...the nut one... couldn't figure it out. Rewinded like 5 X's...she did something to his nuts. Haa

    • @davidratcliffe1
      @davidratcliffe1 Před 3 lety

      Use your imagination

    • @HighPeerAeon
      @HighPeerAeon Před 2 lety

      @@misssonia13 They censored "juggling."

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 2 lety

      I found 2 versions of ‘nut juggling’ in the online urban dictionary 😂 BOTH FUNNY but they both didn’t seem relevant and I’m still lost.

  • @nanalamb4623
    @nanalamb4623 Před 3 lety +10

    LOL i dated a Korean guy for two years and that is how I learned to text let me tell yah

  • @malapanchoosingh9693
    @malapanchoosingh9693 Před 2 lety

    He is just funny

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 Před 3 lety +6

    🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @ScientistRenzo
    @ScientistRenzo Před 3 lety +5

    This was so fuunny

  • @blancam848
    @blancam848 Před 2 lety

    Lmfao 😂

  • @debbiezatterberg5481
    @debbiezatterberg5481 Před 2 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikem5043
    @mikem5043 Před 2 lety

    He could probably do a good "Mr. Peeples"

  • @faridmejia7352
    @faridmejia7352 Před 2 lety

    Where we going now 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭

  • @SeanLaMontagne
    @SeanLaMontagne Před 2 lety +1

    Is this the guy with the amazing structure