Star Wars The Acolyte is Dead: It Girl Bossed too close to the Sun

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  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins Před 2 měsíci +2646

    Ironically, Star Wars fanfiction is more faithful to Star Wars than Disney ever did.

    • @Rootiga
      @Rootiga Před 2 měsíci +234

      rule34 remains more lore accurate than disney

    • @Kingtoadpipe
      @Kingtoadpipe Před 2 měsíci +79

      for you Jonathan,
      here's mine: Han and Leia live happily after as royal figureheads and their children become Jedoos with their uncle and fight bad guys as a family, the end...(chewie lives and is happy living his days on wookie world, dies of old age surrounded by his loving wookie family.)👍

    • @headshotmaster138
      @headshotmaster138 Před 2 měsíci +92

      That's because one is built from passion and love of the lore while the other is just a soul less cash-grab.

    • @BeachTypeZaku
      @BeachTypeZaku Před 2 měsíci +7

      By country miles.

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn Před 2 měsíci +13

      @@Rootiga I wish. Its 90% Feloni/Ashoka cringe and 10% that furry bait rabbit girl from the anime from a few years ago.

  • @Pyrate_Of_Las_Vegas
    @Pyrate_Of_Las_Vegas Před 2 měsíci +1776

    Star Wars died the second George Lucas sold it.
    Disney has just been mutilating a corpse.

    • @MoreEqualAnimal
      @MoreEqualAnimal Před 2 měsíci +49

      It died before that. There just was not as much to be mined from it as they thought.

    • @johnnydjiurkopff
      @johnnydjiurkopff Před 2 měsíci +69

      ​@@MoreEqualAnimalseemed like it was on an upward swing with the clone wars series right before Disney bought it.

    • @lordsinister707
      @lordsinister707 Před 2 měsíci +22

      George Lucas himself should have made the sequel Trilogy instead of making the prequels

    • @dishmanw
      @dishmanw Před 2 měsíci +17

      Star Wars today is as much Star Wars of old as Blizzard today is to Blizzard of old.

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 Před 2 měsíci +6

      I disagree.There was still life in it,TFA got 2 bi.

  • @mickeyd8768
    @mickeyd8768 Před 2 měsíci +638

    "StAr WaRs Is VeRy PaTriarChaL"
    *forgot Leia Organa even existed*

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch Před 2 měsíci +116

      Or Mon Mothma, the head of the entire Rebel Alliance

    • @deadbeef576
      @deadbeef576 Před 2 měsíci +36

      And Mon Mothma is the leader of the rebel alliance

    • @lance134679
      @lance134679 Před 2 měsíci +67

      It's so patriarchal. Forgets about Princess Leia Organa and Queen Amidala.

    • @thisisfyne
      @thisisfyne Před 2 měsíci +52

      "StAr WaRs Is VeRy PaTriarChaL"
      Actually saved in editing by a skillful woman
      Hmmmm.......

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay Před 2 měsíci

      @@thisisfyneyeah I’m not sure about that. I feel like that is some agenda that gynocentric groveling for female approval type guys push. A man made it and it wouldn’t exist without him and if she hadn’t been there that doesn’t mean it wouldn’t have worked whether she helped it or not. Also, this is why you never let a chick anywhere near your stuff. If a dude helped a chick do something ignore him and give her the credit. If a guy builds most of something and a chick somewhat helps they give her as much credit as possible and minimize the chick as best they can. They do that everywhere. They also tried to say a chick invented sci fi with Frankenstein and she didn’t. Man In The Moon was written nearly a hundred years earlier and is very clearly science fiction. People will bend over backwards to give women credit for things and few are as extremist about that as simp gynocentric guys and feminists.

  • @Aikurisu
    @Aikurisu Před 2 měsíci +169

    Black Padawan: "I see fire."
    Jedi Teacher: "Again with the mostly peaceful protests..."

    • @dennisrounds1996
      @dennisrounds1996 Před 2 měsíci

      Close your eyes what do you see?
      1. Racism
      2. Bigotry
      3. Transphobia
      4. Lack of representation
      5. Marginalized groups
      5.Sexism
      5. Toxic Masculinity

  • @CheesinIndian
    @CheesinIndian Před 2 měsíci +1074

    They girl bossed too far away from the high ground

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins Před 2 měsíci +1394

    Disney paid $4 billion for a franchise that they didn't understand and whose characters they despised. It's like buying a Kentucky Derby winner and using it to pull a cart.

    • @Kingtoadpipe
      @Kingtoadpipe Před 2 měsíci +129

      The horse in your example would be more useful tbh.
      It would be like buying one and making hamburger and sausage out of it.

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly Před 2 měsíci +120

      More like buying a Triple Crown winning *_racehorse_* in hopes of making a *_fast_* setting glue.

    • @MrMuffinTaco
      @MrMuffinTaco Před 2 měsíci +45

      ​@Kingtoadpipe Hamburger and sausage still have widespread appeal, it might be more accurate to say the horse was slaughtered to make glue and nothing else, but Disney decided they were better glue makers than anyone who had made glue before and decided to make up their own recipe only to wind up ruining the whole batch

    • @Etymon-jt3zw
      @Etymon-jt3zw Před 2 měsíci +33

      It's like buying Sea Biscuit to turn it into a dog food.
      For those who that are too young to get the reference Sea Biscuit was one of the most famous and expensive racing horses in history.

    • @aerfwefd7334
      @aerfwefd7334 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@MrMuffinTaco Disney has to get through the day somehow.

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx Před 2 měsíci +137

    That "interview" with Daisy was obviously just set up to drag the fans some more. Those hosts had no idea what the movie was supposed to be, Daisy hadn't even seen a script, but they moved right in on attacking fans anyway.
    So transparent.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 Před 2 měsíci +15

      Shes the only woman Ive ever seen with male pattern baldness. Thats some impressive hairline.

  • @cyryc
    @cyryc Před 2 měsíci +107

    "I want a villain to be the protagonist!" those were called the Prequel trilogy, Leslie. Maybe she forgot Anakin is Darth Vader

    • @debanydoombringer1385
      @debanydoombringer1385 Před 2 měsíci +15

      It’s so new and exciting! A real twist on the norm. Blah blah blah. I’m so sick of this.

    • @jase276
      @jase276 Před 2 měsíci +40

      Bold of you to assume she even watched a single Star Wars film

    • @TyeDPod
      @TyeDPod Před 2 měsíci +1

      If you are talking about the prequel trilogy, Anakin the protagonist became Darth Vader at the end. He wasn't on the path of evil until he slaughtered those sand people, if I recall correctly.
      If you are talking about it in relation to the OG trilogy then the protagonist changes and becomes Luke.

    • @rickpaul8012
      @rickpaul8012 Před měsícem +3

      @@TyeDPodhe was born a slave and separated from his mother by space Buddhists. They also never trusted him despite his strengths. He’s been troubled from the start, most murderers are

    • @TyeDPod
      @TyeDPod Před měsícem +1

      @@rickpaul8012 If that was true that, that would negate the struggle of everyone who has overcome their horrible upbringing. People, real and fake, have overcome upbringing worse than his. My biological father was a pdf, and rappist. To my knowledge none of his victims have done anything "bad". Some people are tortured daily by family and choose, " I won't end up being like this person."
      From what I remember, neither he nor his mother were ever abused by their owner. And trust is a two way street. He never trusted that they were trying to help him. He only wanted power and to show off. Had he ever done any honest inner reflection he might have realized his flaws. But no, he was right and everyone else is wrong.

  • @Kal_g
    @Kal_g Před 2 měsíci +875

    "Keep your eyes closed. It's okay. Harvey will be gentle."
    -Leslye "shovel chin" Headland, probably.

    • @meatpuppet5036
      @meatpuppet5036 Před 2 měsíci

      She really did get a free pass for what was essentially human trafficking because of being a lesbian.
      That's real privilege walking there son

    • @ABoyandHisDog-pd3lb
      @ABoyandHisDog-pd3lb Před 2 měsíci +17

      That's a Great one! 😂😂

    • @viewersforme839
      @viewersforme839 Před 2 měsíci +15

      gorge lucas having gone to epstine island-

    • @SxC97
      @SxC97 Před 2 měsíci +33

      Leslye's been mewing since the stone age...

    • @meatpuppet5036
      @meatpuppet5036 Před 2 měsíci +54

      Seriously though, how did she not get investigated for trafficking?

  • @Sketchborne
    @Sketchborne Před 2 měsíci +1060

    For me, Star Wars died when they de-canonized the EU.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Před 2 měsíci +86

      An unforgivable heresy.

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn Před 2 měsíci +79

      Same. They wouldnt have done that if they cared. At least not throwing out everything without an immidiate plan to re-instate a certain percent of it. I'll never forget or forgive that New Jedi Order books, Legacy comics, Swtor MMO and Republic Commando books died unfinished for Disney trash.

    • @stinkfinga4918
      @stinkfinga4918 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@Etymon-jt3zwthe Muppets started in empire though

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 2 měsíci +10

      To me, Star Wars died after the Aftermath novels. The movies DIDN'T follow the original plans from the novels.

    • @EdwardLewisIV
      @EdwardLewisIV Před 2 měsíci +20

      That was definitely the reddest of red flags.

  • @davidp3727
    @davidp3727 Před 2 měsíci +108

    Ewan McGregor begging for a season 2 of obeiwon is what we call sowing what you Reap

    • @davidp3727
      @davidp3727 Před 2 měsíci +13

      4 hours later I just realized I said it wrong 😆

    • @stephvondames6369
      @stephvondames6369 Před 2 měsíci +9

      But, you did got the point.

    • @LiterallyAWesternHognose
      @LiterallyAWesternHognose Před 28 dny +2

      ​@@davidp3727Don't change it bro accept it....Besides it still works.

    • @davidp3727
      @davidp3727 Před 28 dny

      @@stephvondames6369 thanks bro

    • @davidp3727
      @davidp3727 Před 28 dny

      @@LiterallyAWesternHognose thanks bro

  • @Berserker006
    @Berserker006 Před 2 měsíci +218

    The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
    - George Orwell

    • @vertigo2894
      @vertigo2894 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Like the current GOP

    • @chrish8111
      @chrish8111 Před 2 měsíci +17

      ​@@vertigo2894 like both parties..... None of them have our best interests in mind.

    • @tacoking5685
      @tacoking5685 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@vertigo2894 They're all owned by the tiny hats.

    • @jesusgarza7960
      @jesusgarza7960 Před 2 měsíci +1

      What a ridiculous statement about woman in star wars

    • @ryannathaniel9296
      @ryannathaniel9296 Před 2 měsíci +10

      ​@@jesusgarza7960yes indeed.
      "We need more women in Star Wars" is a ridiculous statement about women in Star Wars

  • @axetheviking6482
    @axetheviking6482 Před 2 měsíci +553

    "Close your eyes. What do you see?"
    "I see nothing, Mr. Weinstein."

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch Před 2 měsíci +53

      "Shhh, it will be over quick"

    • @ChrisFowler01
      @ChrisFowler01 Před 2 měsíci +25

      "I still can't get the image of you stepping out of the shower out of my head sir".

    • @Tomasrrb
      @Tomasrrb Před 2 měsíci +4

      Brutal

  • @V1dW4tcher
    @V1dW4tcher Před 2 měsíci +388

    Gundam best summed Star Wars up like this, “This was suppose to be about a galaxy far far away, not the mess we have here at home.”

    • @dtsai
      @dtsai Před 2 měsíci

      Ironically, what you are doing is exactly what Vader would be doing if he didn't have the force. And you would be doing what Vader would be doing if you had the force.

    • @ryannathaniel9296
      @ryannathaniel9296 Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@dtsaiwhat?

    • @AdamantLightLP
      @AdamantLightLP Před 2 měsíci

      @ryannathaniel9296 posting on CZcams comments I guess? I don’t of the guy actually watched Star Wars.

  • @md_vandenberg
    @md_vandenberg Před 2 měsíci +41

    "Disney knows what you want. They won't give it to you but they know what you want." - Disparu

  • @zmortis111
    @zmortis111 Před 2 měsíci +52

    "You're no Star Wars fan. . ."
    Correction, I'm no "Disney Star Wars" fan.

  • @steveanderson6170
    @steveanderson6170 Před 2 měsíci +497

    With Leslye Headland in charge of it, I'm not sure the Acolyte isn't just some elaborate human trafficking scheme.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Před 2 měsíci +66

      With incest.

    • @Zan_Jayna
      @Zan_Jayna Před 2 měsíci +51

      Like the galactic starcruiser hotel? A place that brings guests in a no-window panel van to a room with no windows where they roleplay being jedis? And only rich millionaires can afford the rooms? Nothing to see there, lol.

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid Před 2 měsíci +23

      It’s called ‘Eyes Wide Shut’, Headland is the Woke-coylte to Derp (Darth) Weinstein

    • @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090
      @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 Před 2 měsíci +1

      OOOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @travisseagroves69
      @travisseagroves69 Před měsícem +1

      I'm not sure I quite understand the joke can someone please explain? Also why do I feel like it has something to do with Harvey winstien being a known sex offender?

  • @LudwigWorldOrder
    @LudwigWorldOrder Před 2 měsíci +788

    ItsAGundam fans are thrilled and buzzing with excitement over the new Star Wars video!

  • @johnharris6655
    @johnharris6655 Před 2 měsíci +106

    When a girl who is into Twilight tells Bart Simpson that Vampires are brooding dark teenagers who hate cheerleaders, Bart says "Why do girls ruin everything. Vampires are cool monsters who feed on the blood of the living." Star Wars fans feel your pain Bart.

  • @Randomonium66
    @Randomonium66 Před 2 měsíci +51

    They used to go with "Something Something dark side" now it's just:" A black lesbian overcoming adversity does other stuff in 90 minutes " 😅

  • @LivingFire_BurningFlame
    @LivingFire_BurningFlame Před 2 měsíci +681

    It's impressive how much Disney successfully acquired the rights to Star Wars and then successfully destroyed everything in almost a decade.

    • @stinkfinga4918
      @stinkfinga4918 Před 2 měsíci +31

      It's not about the money

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch Před 2 měsíci +14

      That takes talent and sheer effing commitment

    • @latt.qcd9221
      @latt.qcd9221 Před 2 měsíci +29

      It's like it's intentional or something.

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm Před 2 měsíci

      ...so pretty much like everything a Progressive Liberal gains control over.

    • @roberth4395
      @roberth4395 Před 2 měsíci +11

      They play the 20 year old game. Kids like disney space balls and don’t know Star Wars at all.
      To them disney space balls is Star Wars. They just wait for you to get old and irrelevant. Do you care about old people’s opinion? Neither will the future kids be.

  • @qb3540
    @qb3540 Před 2 měsíci +338

    Hope that 4 billion was worth it Lucas

    • @bloodeagle6458
      @bloodeagle6458 Před 2 měsíci +28

      Well ya

    • @FrankS111
      @FrankS111 Před 2 měsíci +38

      Everyone has a price

    • @kingheath97
      @kingheath97 Před 2 měsíci

      He's probably used most of it buying hookers and dressing them I the slave Leia costume.

    • @kyuremthefrozen8539
      @kyuremthefrozen8539 Před 2 měsíci +21

      Star wars is so inclusive it becomes less inclusive

    • @lkae4
      @lkae4 Před 2 měsíci +53

      @@bloodeagle6458Was it though? He already had hundreds of millions. Now his life work is in ash and dust.

  • @MarkusHansson
    @MarkusHansson Před 2 měsíci +38

    No disney, the people who disliked the trailer are not toxic trolls, they are the only people that you have left after everything that you have destroyed, and now they as well are tired of you.

  • @icepicjoey
    @icepicjoey Před 2 měsíci +28

    DEIsney spent 4 billion for an ip that printed money for Lucas.
    DEIsney wanted a 'boy brand' and then told all the boys they hate them.
    Extreme is the indifference in this one.

  • @TheMarkvanes
    @TheMarkvanes Před 2 měsíci +233

    My cultural history professor told us the perfect quote for this whole situation: we went from wooden churches and golden priests to golden churches and wooden priests

    • @Saicofake
      @Saicofake Před 2 měsíci +1

      I had a friend who is deeply ingrained in a church. Constantly preach about how amazing her church is but she seem to hide the fact that the church strongly encourage you to donate.
      If you don’t donate the right amount, someone from the church would ‘speak’ to you.
      In my 30 years of living, I’ve never experienced a religious organisation FORCING you to donate.

    • @Alex-ie1qu
      @Alex-ie1qu Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Saicofakeyou’ve clearly never heard of Mormons

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Saicofake Catholics would do that all the time, basically extort folk in order to get stuff like, 'That's a nice eternal soul you got there. Be a shame if it was damned forever. Now if you say, gave me that couch? I could easily bless it nicely enough.'

    • @Fatsaver
      @Fatsaver Před 2 měsíci

      Wow just wow

    • @AdamantLightLP
      @AdamantLightLP Před 2 měsíci

      @Alex-ie1qu Mormons don’t force you to donate.

  • @adfdasdfadfadsfareae
    @adfdasdfadfadsfareae Před 2 měsíci +281

    "Close your eyes..."
    *close-up of alien with no eyelids"

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 2 měsíci +16

      He closed his eyeballs with the Force.

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch Před 2 měsíci +22

      That's ableist towards that species

    • @StoneCBears
      @StoneCBears Před 2 měsíci +5

      That yellow alien padawan couldn't sense the "magic" of Disney's Star Wars filled with girl bosses. Even if the padawan had eyelids to close them.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 měsíci

      Oh FFS

    • @marktrain9498
      @marktrain9498 Před 2 měsíci

      Those aren't eyes. In that species, those are the sex organs.

  • @ericgarcia4745
    @ericgarcia4745 Před 2 měsíci +24

    Jabba is Harvey. Chained Leia is his victims. Little laughing pet creature is Headland.

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid Před 2 měsíci +1

      Headland is the Woke-colyte to Derp Weinstein. ;D

  • @scottymacdewder5229
    @scottymacdewder5229 Před 2 měsíci +18

    "What's the name of this haircut? It's called 'the consultant' my dude."
    🤣☠️🤣

  • @DrakeTimbershaft
    @DrakeTimbershaft Před 2 měsíci +233

    "How does it feel to have lived long enough to see your favorite franchises go down in flames?"
    "It feels great."
    *Sharp cackle of despair*

    • @painkilleradict
      @painkilleradict Před 2 měsíci +10

      That laugh belongs to Rich Evans. That laugh is pure nectar from the gods.

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 Před 2 měsíci +6

      You have to laugh, else you'll scream.

    • @hamza7518
      @hamza7518 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Now post the quote where they try to convince you that JJ Abrams should direct Star Wars.

  • @kingwolf396
    @kingwolf396 Před 2 měsíci +348

    A movie that has a White, Straight Male as our protagonist will be more groundbreaking than Female Boss Power in the near future.

    • @GorpaDorpOrp
      @GorpaDorpOrp Před 2 měsíci +27

      Dune 2, brother

    • @hulkfan97
      @hulkfan97 Před 2 měsíci +20

      Mission Impossible. John.Wick

    • @fubarmalarky3061
      @fubarmalarky3061 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Did say near future. They are all established brands as well. Wouldn't be surprised to see MI to he recast when cruise retires so you won't be able to count that one either.

    • @kingwolf396
      @kingwolf396 Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@GorpaDorpOrp
      Just saw it yesterday, pretty incredible film for what it was

    • @Lawlzinator
      @Lawlzinator Před 2 měsíci +1

      Even if that is allowed, he'll be a beta male that needs saving by the strong female characters. (See Obi-wan)

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent100 Před 2 měsíci +17

    It was dead when he sold it. Everyone was just in denile.
    Now comes the autopsy.

  • @MegaParrotMan
    @MegaParrotMan Před 2 měsíci +15

    Ewan McGreggors story (that everyone wanted) had to be worked in and around a POC female empowerment story (that nobody wanted) and because they had to cram everything in and split the costs it failed all over. “We will let you give the fans what they want if you make them watch this propaganda we can’t get them to watch otherwise”

    • @debanydoombringer1385
      @debanydoombringer1385 Před 2 měsíci +1

      They could have easily done that without inserting little Leia or having him abandon Luke. They intentionally did what they did. Don’t think for one second that adding that single character was the cause.

  • @Strike-nz5gy
    @Strike-nz5gy Před 2 měsíci +240

    Kathleen Kennedy has the brain processing power of a bowl of spinach.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 Před 2 měsíci +50

      Do not insult spinach, Popeye will get you.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Před 2 měsíci +14

      No, she has the calculating vindictive cruelty of Queen Jezebel in the Bible.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před 2 měsíci +11

      At least spinach has nutritional value.

    • @matthewrawlings1284
      @matthewrawlings1284 Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​​@@Xbalanque84 I know this is a side tangent but wasn't there a chinese imperial consort that was similar to queen jezebel..?

    • @creato938
      @creato938 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I would take spinach over modern Star Wars any day, at least it's healthy!

  • @ace0135
    @ace0135 Před 2 měsíci +150

    Who’s got the high ground now, Obi-Wan?

  • @Hexensohn
    @Hexensohn Před 2 měsíci +16

    "Your entertainment should be as bleak as your life."
    Oof.

  • @giulizpaviz6381
    @giulizpaviz6381 Před 2 měsíci +45

    The fact that a former complicit of Harvey Weinsten is working for a "feminist" Star Wars is the icing on the cake

    • @SterileNeutrino
      @SterileNeutrino Před 2 měsíci +4

      The psychological urges mustr be fulfilled!

  • @WhiteWolfe101
    @WhiteWolfe101 Před 2 měsíci +154

    Wasn't the government of Naboo run by Queens....voted into the the role......

    • @NeonKnight83
      @NeonKnight83 Před 2 měsíci

      Slayyyyyyy

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 Před 2 měsíci +25

      Yes but shhhh don't let em know lest their heads blow

    • @leviswranglers2813
      @leviswranglers2813 Před 2 měsíci +25

      You gotta stop bringing facts to a feelings fight.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 měsíci +1

      Always queens? Just checking...

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@leviswranglers2813 Sorry, I don't depower myself when under aggressive conditions.
      XD

  • @ViperChief117
    @ViperChief117 Před 2 měsíci +126

    The Acolyte has already crashed and burned before it’s even begun. Lol

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I just hope Disparu makes his videos quickly.

    • @deadbeef576
      @deadbeef576 Před 2 měsíci

      The Acolyte?
      Moar liek
      The Abortion.
      amirite?

    • @aidanholod7394
      @aidanholod7394 Před 2 měsíci

      I hope disparu finally washes his hair

  • @beauwalker9820
    @beauwalker9820 Před 2 měsíci +18

    "You're eyes can deceive you."
    That sounds an awful like Chico Marx (who's character is a con-man) "Who are you going to believe? Me, or your own eyes?"

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid Před 2 měsíci +1

      It’s why They want ‘Eyes Wide Shut.’

  • @AshCosgrove
    @AshCosgrove Před 2 měsíci +17

    A Star Wars project with a female main character? Happy to see Disney trying new things and getting out of their comfort zone with this one.

    • @fubarmalarky3061
      @fubarmalarky3061 Před 2 měsíci +2

      A star wars project with the villain as the protagonist.
      Anakin... I hate sand

  • @Dabu-cg8xd
    @Dabu-cg8xd Před 2 měsíci +51

    Leslye Headland looks like she gave up half way through her Hulk transformation. 😂😂

  • @YeshuaIsMyKing79823
    @YeshuaIsMyKing79823 Před 2 měsíci +211

    Thank you Hollywood for helping me kick my 45 year TV habit. Sold and no regrets.

    • @DeadpoolX9
      @DeadpoolX9 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Ikr?

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine Před 2 měsíci +8

      I stopped watching broadcast TV well over a decade ago, I only use my TV for games and old movies.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine I haven't turned my TV on in a couple of years now.

    • @BootyCollins-gf5er
      @BootyCollins-gf5er Před 2 měsíci +1

      I sold my radio, my tv and my cellphone and now live with the amish...so much better

  • @seefoghall
    @seefoghall Před 2 měsíci +14

    "Male and Pale is Stale" - actually said in Hollywood

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid Před 2 měsíci

      Hollyweird Babylon gotta spew the corpo approved bigotry of the ESG (Epste¡n Soros Gates), and Their other (p)arasitic Owners…

    • @user-ff8rs7gk6r
      @user-ff8rs7gk6r Před měsícem

      Raycism is A-ok as long as it's directed towards the right group.

  • @Budu_27
    @Budu_27 Před 2 měsíci +8

    The Jedi on the hoverchair got me💀

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Darth ironside, 😂 but better not give them idea's for their next abomination 😢

  • @thejaegerbomber99
    @thejaegerbomber99 Před 2 měsíci +74

    "I find your lack of creativity.... disturbing."
    Darth Vader, while force-choking Leslye Headland.

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm Před 2 měsíci

      Sploosh

    • @jcs7206
      @jcs7206 Před 2 měsíci

      Bruh, she would probably be into that

    • @lingricen8077
      @lingricen8077 Před 2 měsíci +1

      yes thanks for explaining the quote bro…

  • @Drakonis.Imperial
    @Drakonis.Imperial Před 2 měsíci +38

    One thing that popped out at me. ALL of the bot accounts talk about how "Fans are ...", not one of them says "I am ...".

    • @LiveFreeOrDie2A
      @LiveFreeOrDie2A Před 2 měsíci +11

      They were too cheap to upgrade to the “first-person shill package”.

  • @ssjkenny
    @ssjkenny Před 2 měsíci +5

    I've said is before and I'll say it again: Leslye Headland's head is a perfect cube. She's like a minecraft character

  • @Jimmie2429
    @Jimmie2429 Před 2 měsíci +5

    My grandmother told me, I don’t care what they taught you in school, the force is a strong powerful female of color.

  • @johnprager662
    @johnprager662 Před 2 měsíci +47

    I like how despite being a galaxy-wide spacefaring civilization, seemingly every planet has a run-down bazaar.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Everyone to EU Legends: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."

  • @freedomandguns3231
    @freedomandguns3231 Před 2 měsíci +20

    "Star Wars is patriarchal"
    QUEEN Amidala: Am I a joke to you?

  • @SniperKing-O
    @SniperKing-O Před 2 měsíci +57

    They girl bossed straight through the sun and into an exploding black hole.

  • @andrewfantome4020
    @andrewfantome4020 Před 2 měsíci +142

    The more Star Wars content we get, the more the South Park special becomes legendary.

  • @rexstetson1717
    @rexstetson1717 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Nobody has to write to Macdonald’s to ask the to keep the Big Mac on the menu, because McDonald’s already knows the sandwich popular because they sell millions every day.

    • @LiveFreeOrDie2A
      @LiveFreeOrDie2A Před 2 měsíci +1

      So is MacDonald’s like a silent partner with McDonald’s?.. and that’s why it’s called the Big Mac and not the Big Mc?!! 🤯

  • @reddeaddude2187
    @reddeaddude2187 Před 2 měsíci +183

    Stages of grief
    1. Sale to Disney: Denial
    2. Sequel Trilogy: Anger
    3. Rogue One, Mandalorian (Season 1&2): Bargaining
    4. Visions, Book of Boba Fett, Kenobi, Andor: Depression
    5. Season 3 of Mandalorian, Ahsoka, The Acolyte: Acceptance
    "Then my favorite franchise is truly dead."

    • @seanhealey5931
      @seanhealey5931 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Lol! Well said.

    • @Njordin2010
      @Njordin2010 Před 2 měsíci +8

      it was 100% exactly like that.

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm Před 2 měsíci +4

      More like abusive relationship.
      A New Hope. - blooms of love
      Sequal Trillogy - signs something might not be right
      Last Jedi - first real abuse, leaving bruises
      Mando S1 - "I'm sorry babe, take me back. It'll never happen again"
      Obiwan - it happens again
      Ahsoka. - it happens again
      Acolyte - get the whiskey and belt out, so we can get it over with.

    • @thelegendaryklobb2879
      @thelegendaryklobb2879 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Nah, I got straight to stage 5 with The Last Jedi. Never watched anything from Disney ever since.

    • @WillWilliams420
      @WillWilliams420 Před 2 měsíci

      Hey, visions was alright, at least to me. It proved that there are far better people out there that deserve to make their own Star Wars projects.

  • @SamrayGTR
    @SamrayGTR Před 2 měsíci +71

    RIP Star Wars…

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Před 2 měsíci +9

      It's truly dead

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 Před 2 měsíci

      @@chasehedges6775
      It is a reanimated thing brough about the talentless daughter of the reanimator(KK) and whatever the morons she brought could read from the necronomicon.

    • @Philthorn
      @Philthorn Před 17 dny +1

      What a f'ing tragedy

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Před 17 dny +1

      😔. One of the tragedies ever.

  • @MmntechCa
    @MmntechCa Před 2 měsíci +6

    Did you ever hear the story of Darth Lucas the Bearded? I thought not. It's not a story Disney would tell you. It's a Hollywood legend. Darth Lucas was a blockbuster director. So talented and so creative, that he created the greatest franchise ever made. He had such a knowledge of filmmaking, it was like poetry, it rhymed. But the dark side of the movie business is a pathway to many sequels some consider to be... unnatural. He became so rich and famous, he got bored, and handed over his empire to the girl who made his coffee. Unfortunately, his apprentice learned nothing about his franchise. She then killed it while he went to Starbucks. Ironic. He could tell the greatest science fiction story of all time, but couldn't get Iger to look at his treatments.

    • @debanydoombringer1385
      @debanydoombringer1385 Před 2 měsíci

      Except StarWars really isn’t sci-fi. It’s fantasy set in space. That’s why Star Trek and StarWars fans have never gotten along. I’ll explain how you tell the difference. Where’s them talking about and highlighting all the amazing technology in StarWars? They don’t. It’s glossed over completely. Here’s a blaster. What’s it do and how does it work? It’s just a gun really. Then watch Star Trek. They explain what everything does. It’s worked into the story when ever someone visits the ship for the first time.
      Edit: That by no means reduces StarWars or it’s success. It’s still great and beloved. Well, the original anyway.

  • @jenjenhocho3188
    @jenjenhocho3188 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Disney's StarWars makes you wish you have Gravity Falls' memory gun.

  • @tonyhenderson5188
    @tonyhenderson5188 Před 2 měsíci +34

    Here's hoping Ricky Berwick cosplays as a Jedi to show these idiots what a proper Jedi should be. His Sonic was spot on.

  • @scottbattaglia8595
    @scottbattaglia8595 Před 2 měsíci +43

    It girl bossed to close too the sun as soon as the damn force allegedly awoke........

  • @amadeusagripino6862
    @amadeusagripino6862 Před 2 měsíci +6

    The Weinstein's Acolyte

  • @jamesmacleod671
    @jamesmacleod671 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Disney writers room sign should say "abandon all hope ye who enter here"

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 Před 2 měsíci +26

    "Close you eyes, what do you see?"
    "...I smell your fingers."

  • @Shuukuriimudaisuki-sama
    @Shuukuriimudaisuki-sama Před 2 měsíci +21

    I'm honestly offended that they took one of Obi-wan's most iconic lines ("Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them") and inserted it into this hot garbage. Poor Alec Guinness. This is what has become of your legacy.

  • @bangablesnowbeast
    @bangablesnowbeast Před 2 měsíci +6

    Intro:
    Papa Gundam: So anyway, I came out blasting.

  • @smokeythieff
    @smokeythieff Před 2 měsíci +5

    I have enjoyed Star Wars since i was a kid, but recently, Disney has truly killed it. Right now, i feel like we are all standing off to the side watching them beat a dead horse, and we are yelling, "STOP!! IT'S DEAD JUST STOP"

    • @JohnDoe-vm5rb
      @JohnDoe-vm5rb Před 2 měsíci

      Speak for yourself, I lost interest in them beating it after last jedi

  • @MrSkuddawg
    @MrSkuddawg Před 2 měsíci +114

    A motto for many of the development of these new movies/shows is..
    "If its white, it ain't right, and bring it back as black."

    • @lance134679
      @lance134679 Před 2 měsíci +19

      "Pale and Male is Stale" - actual saying in Hollywood.

    • @user-ff8rs7gk6r
      @user-ff8rs7gk6r Před měsícem

      You both need to understand where that goes.

  • @jayone8891
    @jayone8891 Před 2 měsíci +59

    The starwars apathy is so real, your gonna need sydney sweenys fun muffins on all future starwars thumbnails to even get me to click.

  • @yassinefarah2423
    @yassinefarah2423 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Star Wars died slowly and painfully throughout the years, Kreia had a point when she stated that apathy is the death of things.

  • @Littlesaintfortnite
    @Littlesaintfortnite Před 2 měsíci +6

    Girl and boss is an oxymoron

  • @DubiousMoniker
    @DubiousMoniker Před 2 měsíci +22

    ***Shia LaBoeuf clapping aggressively***

  • @5150_Designs
    @5150_Designs Před 2 měsíci +33

    missed opportunity to show the one kid that can't close it's eyes

  • @rad.man.1
    @rad.man.1 Před 2 měsíci +36

    "So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 Před 2 měsíci

      A thunderous fart more like.🍑💨😳

    • @lingricen8077
      @lingricen8077 Před 2 měsíci +3

      When you post an iconic star wars quote even though it has nothing to do with the situation.

    • @rad.man.1
      @rad.man.1 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@lingricen8077 "That's not a moon"

    • @rad.man.1
      @rad.man.1 Před 2 měsíci

      @@lingricen8077 also, you are a regard😄

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Před 2 měsíci

      "From the droid army"

  • @Reddotzebra
    @Reddotzebra Před 2 měsíci +3

    "A camel is a horse designed by committee."
    And if you see its nose coming through the tent flap, there's only a matter of time before the rest of the animal will be inside your tent.
    That proverb has a lot of things in common with the modern day activist movement and every media you ever liked, if you see someone bragging on twitter about how inclusive, diverse and brave they are for being shoved into writing or directing something you used to like, you will soon have them taking up all the space and munching on the potted flowers.

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 Před 2 měsíci

      As soon as I hear or read anything that has the faint stench of DEI wokery, it's a NO THANK YOU and switch off to something else.

  • @Dherkin_McGhurken
    @Dherkin_McGhurken Před 2 měsíci +50

    🎶Star Wars is Dead🎶
    🎶Star Wars is Dead🎶
    🎶Star Wars is Dead🎶
    🎶Star Wars is Dead🎶
    🎶Repeat the Same Thing🎶
    🎶Give me your money🎶

  • @MrRourk
    @MrRourk Před 2 měsíci +28

    I told people the Movie Industry would never recover after Covid

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 2 měsíci +11

      Dude, they are dead since 2013

    • @jase276
      @jase276 Před 2 měsíci +4

      It has nothing to do with covid

  • @abrahamnarvaez1730
    @abrahamnarvaez1730 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Frozen meets unalive bill
    So a bunch of fight scenes with no blood and musicals and magic and girl power solves all the problems with love and affirmation

    • @gregthehedgehog0956
      @gregthehedgehog0956 Před 2 měsíci

      That's everything Disney in a nutshell nowadays: Girlboss power all day every day and you're sexist if ya hate it

    • @SammaclauseGamgee
      @SammaclauseGamgee Před 2 měsíci

      What? There was quite a bit of blood in KB....

  • @MelRetro
    @MelRetro Před 2 měsíci +13

    *The Obi-Wan show just should have been about Obi-Wan being a fugitive on the run and keeping Luke’s location and identity safe*

    • @tonyclements1147
      @tonyclements1147 Před 2 měsíci

      I thought it was gonna be fugitive Jedi coming to Tattooine and Obi helps them get off planet while watching over Luke.

    • @debanydoombringer1385
      @debanydoombringer1385 Před 2 měsíci

      Hello bot ripping off someone else’s comment to try to build subscribers to then sell the account.

    • @GabrielSoares-zw9kh
      @GabrielSoares-zw9kh Před 2 měsíci +3

      The biggest problem with the Obi-wan show is that they decided to make it, the second biggest was having him leave the planet

  • @drg9812
    @drg9812 Před 2 měsíci +45

    I never watched Ahsoka... but those action scenes you showed in the background... geez they are slow and low energy...

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 2 měsíci +9

      That ain't even the worst part. The show goes nowhere. Everything is either thrown away or sidelined.

    • @jasonbaird1645
      @jasonbaird1645 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Wait 'til you see Thrawn. "I'm gonna sacrifice troops and fighters for no reason whatsoever and then pretend it's all part of my brilliant plan."
      Filoni is such an idiot.

  • @ppjkb8
    @ppjkb8 Před 2 měsíci +22

    "A White one at that! How do you like that?!" That got an instant thumbs-up.

  • @AT3374
    @AT3374 Před 2 měsíci +2

    @0:14 LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ReinEngel
    @ReinEngel Před 2 měsíci +4

    Telling children not to trust their eyes, huh? Sounds about right.

  • @sweet93isme
    @sweet93isme Před 2 měsíci +45

    Geeze, is THAT how slow the Ahsoka choreography is?!

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Před 2 měsíci +9

      She gained a few pounds after time traveling

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 2 měsíci +14

      That's what happens when you put a non-athletic person that's too old for the role she's playing in the fight scenes without a double.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Yes. Because it was obvious none of the actresses knew how to fight.

    • @MotoMeeple
      @MotoMeeple Před 2 měsíci +7

      It's first day of training camp slow. Even storm troopers cringed

    • @thisisfyne
      @thisisfyne Před 2 měsíci +2

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed. I thought the footage had been slowed down ffs o_O

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 Před 2 měsíci +118

    Revenge Of The Sith and Ewoks The Battle For Endor are both both better than anything Modern Disney star wars could make

  • @imhatchmantoo
    @imhatchmantoo Před 2 měsíci +2

    Ewan McGregor was talking and I was thinking " Did Diddy f#$k this guy?"

  • @captc0ck5lap60
    @captc0ck5lap60 Před 2 měsíci +1

    12:15 "And then he poisoned him"
    Too soon Gundam!

  • @Karaksonen
    @Karaksonen Před 2 měsíci +34

    I grew up with Star Wars, and for years it's been my favorite Sci-Fi franchise.
    In less than 10 years Disney managed to ruin all of that, and the only joy left with this Franchise is the Schadenfreude from seeing it all burn down.
    ... Well, at least i still got Warhammer 40k, surely that won't be next on the chopping block.

    • @Kingtoadpipe
      @Kingtoadpipe Před 2 měsíci +2

      I pretend nothing exist by Disney, its all just some nasty fever dream I'm willing to never acknowledge. 😉
      Warhammer is 😎

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@Kingtoadpipe W40k seems to be holding the line, and hopefully Henry Cavill's upcoming adaptation will strengthen it.

    • @Njordin2010
      @Njordin2010 Před 2 měsíci +4

      well... wh40k already started with thinking about changes. it is coming there, too.

    • @user-ff8rs7gk6r
      @user-ff8rs7gk6r Před měsícem

      Theyre coming for everything you love. Act accordingly.

  • @brayenmorrison3199
    @brayenmorrison3199 Před 2 měsíci +64

    Well ain't that just great...
    0:25 Of Course.

  • @tioraytm
    @tioraytm Před 2 měsíci +4

    NO NO.. Make another 50 of these movies. I love watching the reviews! Hiring the former personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein was just the cherry on top. Nothing says child trafficking like the Disney Brand.

  • @hitmanmonaghan6633
    @hitmanmonaghan6633 Před 2 měsíci +2

    “STOP HIM!” Just makes me want to watch The kids in the hall.

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 Před 2 měsíci +11

    The trailer literally opens up with the message "Don't believe your lying eyes." Am I the only one who interprets that message as deeply cynical and evil?

    • @user-ff8rs7gk6r
      @user-ff8rs7gk6r Před měsícem

      That type of messaging has been at the fore front for decades at this point. Go read the lyrics to John Lennon's "Imagine" with a critical eye. It's deeply disturbing.

  • @Serahpin
    @Serahpin Před 2 měsíci +32

    7:28 "That's like saying I want someone who does drugs but is not an addict."
    Or wanting diversity (difference) _and_ equality (sameness).

  • @PrimeCypher
    @PrimeCypher Před 2 měsíci +2

    8:11 I can’t get past the lady opening a door with the force like kids do in an elevator.

  • @johnharris6655
    @johnharris6655 Před 2 měsíci +2

    How to save Star Wars, make Season 4 of the Mandalorian be a sit com where Mando opens up an intergalactic Hooters and they bring back Cara Dune as the Roadhouse type Bouncer.

  • @barryelverson9486
    @barryelverson9486 Před 2 měsíci +26

    It’s a shambling member of the undead.

  • @clint4951
    @clint4951 Před 2 měsíci +16

    Star Wars: Lesbians in Spaaaaaaace

  • @funicon3689
    @funicon3689 Před 2 měsíci +4

    maybe not everything needs 1,000,000 sequels

  • @lunardruid6097
    @lunardruid6097 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Thanks Papa Gundam at 7:45 for reminding me that Rosario Vampire was a thing. I'm gonna reread that instead of watching current Star Wars.

    • @jase276
      @jase276 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Stellar idea. Still one of the best monster manga to this day. The ending kind of fell off but damn was it a ride and the last chapter was worth it. One of the more satisfying ends to a long tale

    • @iced_coffee_21
      @iced_coffee_21 Před 2 měsíci +2

      The author/artist of Rosario Vampire has a new series! It's called Ghost Reaper Girl, and it's really fun. Maybe check it out, I can guarantee it's leagues more creative and entertaining than any Star Wars thing Disney's put out 😂

  • @hiroshima19
    @hiroshima19 Před 2 měsíci +47

    the irony that they called it "the acolyte" because DEI is their religion

  • @chaseeggleston8814
    @chaseeggleston8814 Před 2 měsíci +16

    Hold on let me dim the lights and get my wine glass for this, i love it when he covers star wars.

    • @GLoLChibs
      @GLoLChibs Před 2 měsíci +2

      Don't forget the top hat and monocle.