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"Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway" best threat ever, 10/10
Greatest ultimatum ever
It's what most criminals do in movies so at least he's being honest.
ikr is the perfect lose lose situation. what narrative brilliance
If he can kill him, why does he need her to do it for him?! My braaaaaiiinn...
Yup. He's been threatening murder by proxy left and right: Ebony killing Draco, Ebony killing Vampire, Voldemort killing Draco, then deciding to kill all three...it's as complicated as the love triangle.
Not gonna lie, baiting the lead emo-goth characters using a fake My Chemical Romance concert would be pure comedy gold in a smarter story
I’d argue this is already comedy gold lmfao
OMFG I WANT TO LIKE IT BUT IT'S AT 666
considering you're all getting baited by this story it's actually too smart for you :)
@@emillarsson1299 ok goffic
@@emillarsson1299
Ok
I love how the author spells ebonys name like 20 different ways but somehow got alzheimers right
The spelling in little rants at the end of each chapter gets worse and worse, its like the author is getting dumber and dumber :-))
@@uhtred7860 more like getting more on crack
I love how they pronounce “Enoby” like “Kenobi”
@@passport3763 I know right!?
The magic of copy and paste
Literally anyone: breathes
Endbonie: i was so angry I began to cry tears of blood and slit my wrists while listening to mcr
“endbonie” fuckin killed me
Then went to wear wear black eye shadow ripped jeans and a killer studded belt
It's spelled eboner
[I GASPED]
While moshing in my room all night
I love how these characters are simultaneously suicidal and constantly begging for their life.
Can't make up their minds.
Why are you running? Why are you running?
sillica sandwhich it’s because their so in love
They aren't suicidal, they are looking for attention. I feel that the author is projecting.
I guess they don’t want to be killed by evil
I love how Voldemort is supposed to be a wizard but he only uses guns and knifes
Absolute Gold.
Avatar school of wizardry
Pew pew bang bang
It's like a Pamtri version of Harry Potter.
It's not a gun, it's a fully automatic death spell.
The best part is how “Mr. Noris” asked if there was anybody under the cloak. Implying that the cloak wasn’t invisible. 😂
Well they DID SAY it was black...
why would it be invisible? its a black invincibility coke
That's a Dora the Explorer moment
@@jynxed66six54 Umm ye sniff that black invisible coke
I was actually crying laughing at how funny that line was 😭
I love how in this universe there's like 15 different MCR concerts every day
If only 😔 /hj
@@murphy2225 is hj half-joking? bc that's an extremely useful tone indicator
@@dopesickdog yep!
It is the perfect universe
I wish
For real tho, "dog-father" instead of god-father for sirius black is legitimately a stroke of genius
Definitely the least terrible thing in this whole odyssey.
Probs just spelled it wrong
It’s been used in fan fictions for long time now, don’t go thinking the author has any kind of merit in that
thanks spooky ougi
I'm pretty sure it was just a stroke
"Black invisibility cloak" has got to be the most underrated thing in this story.
*invincibly coke
That stuck with me the most
Omfg I didn't even notice this 😂😂
gentlemen, i have come to say the N word
@@TheDJBrojo about time
"I'll be on vacation in transylvania ..."
Translation: I have a sleep over at ravens house
Translation translation: I'm a sad, attention-hungry loser who can't use spell check, has to make up friends, and doesn't realize Dracula (any version until 2020) was filmed on a set and not in a real fucking castle. This really is a time-capsule of the early 2000s goth wannabes, and I love it for that.
@@StCerberusEngel Basically Jk rowling.
Of course she wrote it.
@@StCerberusEngel take it easy it’s just a fanfic
@@dreamofyouandi It's also more than likely a troll-fic. I wasn't actually talking about the author here, but the author character on display. Honestly reminds me of people I knew personally back when. Good people, but they were full of shit.
As someone from Transylvania, I never felt more represented
i like how voldemort has a legitimate chance to kill vampire several times but he’s like “enoby you gotta do it”
Jk Rowling could never come up with this type of Voldemort
*Volsemort
Also that instead of using magic he wants to give her a gun to shoot him with lol and Voldemort also gets out a knife to kill ebony and draco
You gotta admit Volseymort is very talented given that he performed at a concert without accidentally using his signature ye olde English. No wonder nobody saw it coming.
I also love the implication that Draco got a boner looking at Voldemort
Underrated comment... I was crying reading this!
@@bimbunnny Don't forget that Ebony even he said he looked sexier than he does in the pictures. So Voldemort made himself better looking than the actual singer :p
@@bimbunnny thanks now I can't get that out of my mind
@@bimbunnny you are the hero of this story
"I slit my wrists while I moshed to MRC in my bedroom all night, feeling EXCITED" AS ONE WOULD DO
I'm just imagining her dancing around with blood gushing from her wrists.
Oh you know just gotta get the blood flowing ya know?
just girly things
Mon Romance Chimique
I read this as I reached that part of the vid
“You’re too old and your Alzheimer’s is dangerous” is actually a good line
Some of these lines are too good for this to be real.. and the absolute insanity of it all. Dobby watching snape and lupin bang in the hall had me rolling
I think it just goes to show that the more you work at something the better you get. There's a lot of trash here, but a lot of hidden nuggets of gold that come packaged as fantastic one-liners.
@@cameronfielder4955and then just never being mentioned again is the cherry on tip
imagine what this story would be like without raven
But the authors name is Ebony Dak'ness Dementia RAVEN way...
She's thanking herself
@@KenMabie She probably promised to name the main character after Raven in exchange for Raven's help
@@Emu19 Raven doesnt exist dummy its the author pretending to have friends .. most likely she has MPD and thinks her other personality is a real person
@@KenMabie The author's name is Tara, not E.D.D.R.W.
@@starchilde8698 WRONG ! the author is unknown and we can only go by what "she" calls "herself" in the writing with is the insane nutjob name "she" gave "herself"
I love the idea of Voldemorts only crime being running around and calling people moronic idiots.
He killed B'loody Mary's mother remember?
@Dou Rikeit Implying that murder is a crime in this universe? Lol, nice one.
And shouting it angstily at that.
Distributing Illegal firearms as well
Crimes: being mean :(
Her eternal T -Pose really speaks to me
J4YD33 Gaming
Her *immortal* T-Pose, you mean.
Alex Yorim shut up you prep
@@buuny2233 immortal*
BREAK THE WALLS DEEEEEOOOWN
She's asserting dominance over stupit effing prepz!!11! xddd
"I think he's having a midlife crisis" is truly one of the most underrated lines here because it suggests that Dumbledore lives for over 200 years.
or he is 50, but looks really old
Did the author seriously call someone a “prep” for crying when literally every main character randomly cries.
Also “Vampire jumps on Draco (Not in that way you pervs)” says the person who created characters that randomly have sex nearly throughout an entire story
She has characters jump on each other in a sexual way and in the few times it's not sexual she accuses the readers of being perverts for assuming it is.
You do know this entire story is a shitpost right?
Did the author “seriously”-
What makes you think it was serious? The whole thing looks like a parody fic of emo stereotypes slapped onto the Harry Potter universe lmao
Only goths are allowed to cry while preps are barely allowed to breathe, as far as that crazy author's concerned.
if you actually put thought into a work of satire, you are missing the entire joke lmfao
Drink when:
-A Band is Mentioned
-An Outfit is described
-the Authors Notes say "stop flaming" or "thanks raven"
Oof owchie my liver
You’d probably have alcohol poisoning within a few minutes
@@shinysmeargle2037 this is a war crime stop it
Don’t forget slit wrists
*fangz raven. We don't want people living on a technicality.
Ok but "YOU'RE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS" is another underrated line
He must retry or the Bark Lord will kill his students. And yes Cornelius Fudge who's called Cornelio Fuck in My Immortal calls Voldemort The Bark Lord. So Voldemort is apparently some freakish human dog hybrid now.
Xehanort10 he could also be a Druid
It also leads up to the amazing reveal that Enony is the only one who can defeat Volsemort
It's funnier when you remember one of Egogy's names is Dementia
The caretaker wrote My immortal confirmed
And the fact that the word it spells correctly is Alzheimer’s
“His black invincibility coke” really got to me, and I don’t know how to write a normal comment now because my brain is filled with this nonsense I’ve been watching for the past half an hour
When they said Coke Zero they meant it
The idea of Dumbledore wearing an Avril Lavigne cloak is so unabashedly hilarious that even just imagining it releases so much dopamine in my brain.
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Squiddo SquidHead lol I forgot about that.
Juus tis i
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This fanfic should be what shown to anyone who wonders what the hell emo culture was like in the mid 2000s.
Edgy to the point of hilarity.
15 year olds trying to be M A T U R E
This isn't even emo culture then. That was 15 year olds trying to be edgy. This is an 11-year-old trying to mimic 15 year olds trying to be edgy
@@demilembias2527 I think an 11-year-old would have more consistent spelling. Pretty sure it's an extremely elaborate joke.
im enjoying it a lot might as well try human blood you know for cereal
HONESTLY MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THIS IS THE CENSOR TEXT
"No I'm not you *Disloyal Hussy* !" he shouted angrily.
"So you can *subway eat fresh* ?"
@@birdy6049 That one's my favorite.
It’s very ironic for Ebony to get mad thinking Draco was cheating on her when she cheated on him with Vampire multiple times.
I also love how in part one she gets the revelation that draco was with vampire before draco dated her as if he didn't tell her that before and frames it as a big brain moment
Is that irony?
@anonymoususer9197 It's basically a extreme parody of modern writing, hypocritical characters put on a pedestal as beacons of morality. Way ahead of its time.
Every time that royalty-free music kicks in, I lose a little bit more of myself to the void.
The void welcomes you
We have cookies.
Where did I put my wallet...
Le Epic meme It’s part of the void now
Thats wut u gut 4 fliminj eboby111
It's nice to see that Voldemort is polite enough to use Vampire's new chosen name.
minty Using peoples preferred pronoun is a trait shared by all respectable dark lords
He still opposes being forced to do it by the government tho
I mean he went through something similar when changing his name from "Tom" to "Lord".
It's the least he can do.
@@iug5672 as voldemort is half muggle and grew up in a muggle orphanage , and by the time he rised to power the first time i think star wars was already out, i have the theory that he was a star wars fan and picked his evil artistic name based on the name structure of the lord siths. because lord voldemort, sounds a lot like a oc lord sith name.
@@nessyness5447 lord siths weren't around when the original star wars came out, those were introduced in the prequel
I like to think that without Raven's help, these chapters would be _significantly_ worse.
Our brains would dissolve like we just learned the secrets of the universe trying to read it
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that she referred to Voldemort as "Darth Valer" at 15:08
Exactly, this needs more attention
The best part is when you can tell the narrators are about to lose it but they have to hold it together
kittysrock16 I think this how the narrator should be the whole story to be honest
kittysrock16 right? I was half asleep last night listening to this, and heard one of the guys reading and he started cracking up and I fucking lost it lmao
Chapter 23:uuuhhhhhh
That is one of SorrowTV's greatest selling points.
I like how, in this universe, Filch is the cat.
Spooky Boi funnily enough I got them mixed in the books XD
* Filth *cough*
Mrs. Norris be like: "Oh how the tables have turned, my master"
Mr. Norris tho 😂😂
Mr Norris!
“Dogfather”... I mean you’re not wrong
Not too far from the real thing
“…and Dobby was watching!”
That’s it, I’m done, you win.
"disloyal hussy"
"ran away suicidally"
😂😂😭😭😭😭
Quotes from Othello or My Immortal? You decide
'Gong away'
"I said gothically"
"Ran away suicidally"
Thats some depressing athletics.
@Sassy The Sasquatch Then there's the part where "Snap" is ejaculating menacingly.
"borrow condoms"
uumm .. wait so she would get them back after he was done?
Just turn it inside out or wash it out
@@FBI-real What the fuck
The C.I.A. sorry bro but it’s useful.
No he was simply asking to borrow condemns
666th like on this comment lol
"Kill him or I shall kill him anyway!"
*Ah yes,the negotiator*
That moment when you cheat on a guy and he's about to commit suicide because of it and as you're trying to stop him the guy you cheated with starts crying and you get turned on.
Omg I hate it when that happens
One of my favorite moments was when she had to defend herself from Lupin and Snape chasing after her, and she had a wand, so she did the obvious thing: throw the wand so they would trip over it. It's genius.
I thought she threw her wound
@@matityaloran9157 Which makes me imagine her ripping an injured arm off and throwing it at them.
@Xehanort10, in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash, Harry realizes that Voldemort is behind him so he tears his own eyes out of his head. And considering that that’s from a story which makes more sense than this one, why not
@@matityaloran9157 Best part is that before Harry does it we get the line "He felt a great overreaction." And reacting to your worst enemy's appearance by gouging your eyes out is certainly that.
@Xehanort10, and in response Voldemort raises an eyebrow at Harry “who could not see anything for the moment” though you have to wonder, what happened to his glasses while he did that?
Everyone is always mad or sad about something in this story. They're running away or having intercourse, shooting one another or stabbing one another. Never a chill moment XD
Chill moments r 4 prepz!1
and for some reason somebody is always slitting their wrists
Its pulse pounding action 24/7!
Kenderick B. I love how whenever they have sex, it’s okay but when the “preps” do they’re “sluts” 😂
@@awildwilliamappeared are we sure they are having sex? they don't seem to really know how it works...
"I am not an homophone" I shooted angrily
This may not have the most comments, and I may be 2+yrs too late - but we'll blue-dy played m8 - I didn't even notice that hahhaa
I love how the author considers Snape a prep when he's like the most goth guy at Hogwarts
And Draco is the preppiest guy in the entire franchise but he's the epitome of Gothic-ness in the fic
HOW DID THEY SPELL ALZHEIMERS RIGHT BUT NOTHING ELSE
Because it wasn't real
gave up trying and just fucking copy pasted it
Dillon Parker shut up
@@dillonparker6624
Stfu
@@dillonparker6624 It was real to me.
I'm convinced that the author is using this fic as a wishlist for their favourite emo fashion items
and she was so real for that
Who doesn't want a black lace broom with red broom stuff on the end?
This feels like one of those captain’s logs you find in a video game where the captain slowly goes insane over the course of a few months.
Drinking game for this entire series.
Take a sip for each of these.
-Poser or Prep is mentioned.
-Ebony is mispelled.
-Someone cries.
-Suicide is mentioned.
-Blood is mentioned.
-Clothing is mentioned.
-Make Up is mentioned.
Do not ever attempt this with shots, I will not accept the responsibility for your death or alcohol poisoning.
Please drink responsibly.
do this with water
stay hydrated
So it's a game for actual suicidal people?
@@funkydude8196 unfortunatly even overconsumption of water can kill
I'm gonna give it a go. Will post updates.
@@witnessfox3509 sure, just please tell any family you have to not press charges if you die!
bold of you to assume that snape is a top
Did you not watch harry potter?
This is a very underrated comment.
not something I ever thought I would read
Crawling in my skin
Snap*
...enoby... ebony... eboby.... enony....
Prince Yocker
Stop fleming u prep
Remembering author's note: "ebony's name is enoby not mary su ok!!!")))
tara
I checked out the Wikipedia page for this. They have a list of all the various spellings of... ebony's... enoby's... eboy's... (ah, fuck it) *her* name.
It sounds like a dark spell used to turn your clothes all black and make you wear fishnets.
14:55 "Britney, that fucking prep, started to cry" because it's not like the protagonist hasn't spent half this fucking story crying herself.
"Death Dealers" sounds cooler than Death Eaters honestly
"Suddenly, a Gothic old man flu in on his broomstick."
Ok, but why is he holding a baguette?
"he had lung black hair and a long black bread "
*dies*
The new strain of bird flu. Gothic old man flu.
@@Xehanort10 forget corona virus, the old goth man flu is much worse XD
The visual gags in these videos is second to none.
Well, I guess if you have "lung hair" then you probably really suffer from some sort of respiratory problem.
>Goffick
"Shooting angrily"... man there is a lot of gun violence at Hogwarts.
Well it is a school
I took that more as shooting in a different way
Everybody in the My Immortal Hogwarts is really horny too because everybody's either cumming or being told to cum.
Hogwarts is actually in america
huntertaylor367 gun culture and constant suicide while listening to sweet music has ties to white supremacy! This is trumps hogwarts 😡😡😡😡😡
Literally forgot that her name was actually Ebony and not Enoby. Losing my mind.
14:15 "I wanna sh*t next to her!" -Draco Malfoy
I feel like I lost 30 IQ points watching this.
one of the particular ways in which this has broken my brain is that, every 25th time or so when she accidentally spells "Ebony" correctly, it still looks wrong
Me too... I'll need to rewatch Richard and Mortimer after this, to bring my IQ back to 300. I fear that at a mere 270, I may no longer fully comprehend Richard and Mortimer's genius, so I might have to watch it twice.
Imagine what it is for them to read it
*gained
I didn't just lose 30, I lost ALL of my IQ points
"Is he friends with Jared from Subway" is now my favorite euphemism
Eat fresh
"yeah? so you can *subway, eat fresh* huh?" I shouted sarkastikally
$5 foot long for kids 12 and under *cue royalty free music*
what are you wearing, jared from subway
“FILCH IS DER ANY1 UNDER DA CLOAK” oh my god this is incredible
Not gonna lie we need an actual good budged movie out of this.
Still a better lovestory than Twilight
i’m so tempted to get me and my friends to act this out
@@funkydude8196 any update?
I was just talking to my husband about how if we were multi-billionaires, we would *need* to do this!
I wouldn't want to do it poorly, either. I would actually make sure the acting, cinematography, music, set pieces and costumes were great. Heck, I'd try to get the actual Harry Potter actors in it to play their respective roles, as well as the bands that make a physical appearance in it.
However, the dialogue and action *NEED* to stay the same. It would be ruined otherwise.
92% of the conversations are said angrily. Truly goff.
Second life probably
Is there ever a moment when ebony isn't screaming/crying
@@pigeoncat3786who is ebony? The protagonist is eboby you prep!!1!!111!!!!1!1!
Some of the greatest writers were not appreciated in their time.
Oh no. The future must be VERY retarded then.
@nymersic Not a big surprise honestly.
@@arandomzoomer4837 it's not enough....
*we need more P O W E R*
@@arandomzoomer4837 hopefully
The only word spelled right more than 80 percent of the time is draco
Because he's so erective
“da death dealers” is giving shadow wizard money gang
“I had a vision of something that was happening now!”
So... you looked at something?
This is like when Freakazoid runs and makes plane noises and says he flys
What if it’s not in visual range?
she had a vision in her mind of something that was happening presently but not necessarily in front of her
fangs 2 raven 5 da help n stuf
chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool
*"Slittin my wrists outside da school"*
Just goffiks doin' what goffiks do!
When a couple of preps, who were up to no good, started posing in ma neighborhood
@@VertSecretStash I sung a bit of MCR and tge preps got scarred,
I sad "your moving with ur fucking prep frends to Bel-Air"!
@@gibhib thankyou
@Tesseract I gave them a hiss and then I gave them a ticket
I put my ebony black dress with blood red lipstick, black fishnets, black mcr high heels and emo makeup on and said, "you preps can go kick it"!
The author calling Sirius a "dogfather" is just too good
Ebony is mad because she illogically believes that Draco will cheat on her with Harry while the author brushes the fact that Ebony blatantly cheats on Draco with Harry herself.
If I ever have daughter, I'm going to call her ; Ebony Enoby Enony Eboby Wan'kenobi Dark'ness Demntia Raven Way, because this award winning master peice needs to immortalised some how :P
Please never have a daughter
Do you mean, he should name a son like that?)
My immortalised
try saying that name five times fast
Obi Wan K'enoby
Calling them "Mr. Norris" and "Filth" is the best mix up in history or this is a truly unrecognized comedic genius... I want this whole thing to be satire so bad but like who tf would have the time to write something this consistently terrible and hilarious and never out themselves???
Who tf would have the time to read it and animate a video for it?
ive read just enough wattpad to say this is probably not satire, unfortunately.
also i think the author was uncovered recently. apparently she wrote this in foster care after beign taken out of an abusive home.
@@caitlinbyun6078 that makes sense. This does read like it was written by someone young with a serious depression that they're trying to manage by being overly edgy and emo, instead of in a healthy manner.
@@GorFrag there's animated versions of it. You clearly haven't seen them.
@@James.Stark.Ben.Edition true, I save my free time to watch quality shows, like Niel breen movies!
I kinda want to see a fic written from the perspective of a normal student during this story
Fuckin prepz
Hi my name is Jane Elizabeth and I attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I’m just your average witch from the UK except my school always has MCR and Good Charlotte concerts, students are goth and slit their wrists, the professors are useless, and Voldemort speaks in Olde English.
They wer goffik and supr sexxi and kioled darth valdor with therr gunzz
thonks 2 Sunny 4 da help
"They both shooted angrily".
I refuse to believe that's a typo, that's too deliberate.
Dobby runs off crying after watching Professor Lupin and Professor Snape sodomising eachother in the corridors.
Great.
Don't lewd the house elves!
Bellatrix killing him was merciful compared to that.
it could have been worse i guess, he could have joined them.
*I slit my wrists as I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom*
This made me cry emotional (blood) tears. So much detail being made to show this character's development.
angus jordan
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBYYYYY THAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTSSSSSS A TRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEER
10/10 character development! *Wheezing Intensifies*
13:15 I have two sides: "Dumbledore said calmly."
"Dumbledore said angrily."
Dobby being a peeping tom made me lose my shit, this story throws the most unexpected things into the plot and it's hilarious
#broomstuff
My SorrowTV x Internet Historian fanfic is being worked on, any recommendations?
Whats your favorite sex position for said fanfic?
*Oof*
Will NordVPN protect me from Prepz and pozers?
Noah Garraoui what the fuck
She ate her gothic Cheerios and drank her gothic orange juice in a gothic way after crying for the 978th time and slitting her wrists for the 42nd time.
I'm just gonna assume that Death Dealers are the same as regular dealers, but sell poison instead of weed.
They deal death tO YA CANDY ASS
Are you implying that weed is poison?
@Adam Beasley he cheated death
it's obvious the author meant death eaters but Death Dealers sounds a lot more intimidating
They're in Underworld. LOL!
Draco has one of the most intricate character arcs of any series
Zuko could never
Darko
I love how even the authors notes are riddled with fan fic too, like her holiday to Transylvania (Although Dracula is set in Transylvania, it has never actually been filmed there as far as i know) and theres a much higher chance she had a family holiday to Miami or somewhere else that's not at all goth... but she had to stick with the whole vampire, super goth narrative and told everyone she went to Transylvania instead. 10/10.
“Volzemort!”
*later, like a sentence after*
“Darth Valer said”
I knew a guy named Valer.
How about
Eboby...Ebony...
15:18
Apparently the cat is Filth and the janitor is Mr. Norris lmfao I love this
Its almost as if they really did not read the books lol
I hoped historian would have the cat (mr norris) speak and have the flash light and filtch (the custodian) get under the cloak and meow
Let's not forget Cornelia Fudge and Professor Rumbridge.
Michael G They didn't. They mentioned that they only watched the movies, and as a result many errors were made.
Or he's a human still, but meows
The way she describes all her outfits has serious American Psycho vibes
B*TCH! YOU MADE ME GASP!
Love the comparative literature analyses we get from this fanfic 😭
Ah yes, when I get rejected by someone I too run out in a suicidal way
13:45
"Author's note..... uh"
"That sums up this whole thing the best"
I've rewatched this bit like eight times and I'm crying with laughter.
kashiichan m crying tears of blood like all those characters ALL THE TIME
I was assured that this story was written by a troll when they referred to Sirius Black as "dogfather".
*Well done*
0:52 I thought he said you marauding idiots.
If you say God u r a prep
I actually got a good fucking laugh from that honestly
yeah i am staring to thonk thatt thiz m1gt nt be completetlitly serilius
It's pretty hard to keep the act up if you extend yourself so much, but it's a good laugh anyway.
omfg the climax of the story had me in tears. voldermort poking everyone with his broomstick really was the icing on the cake holy shit im done
15:00 the fact that they used the dramatic boom sound effect - not when the glass shattered or the fighting stopped - but for when she had to stop eating was honestly way too relatable. I too would be unaffected by a brawl breaking out next to me as long as I got to eat in peace.
We are now two episodes in and I am even more lost than last time.
*snape*
Yep, this one's definitely going in My Chemical Romance compilation
The plot is actually quite simple
Hogwarts has been transformed by My Chemical Romance and Lincoln Park into a goth convention where the author's self insert gets to date two sexy emo boys. Everything else is improvised chaotic nonsense that only makes sense in the mind of the dumb attention seeking teenage girl who wrote it so you needn't bother.
I had my friend and her husband watch these. They're broken now.
Fucking poser.
lol
I'm gonna name my firstborn Enoby, and when they ask how they got their name I will make them watch this glorious piece of internet cancer.
ChrisHandsom LordOvCockBlock calm down there satan
ChrisHandsom LordOvCockBlock I'm a big fan of your work Chris.
Have another kid and name them Enony
If you have triplets then you gotta name them Ebony, Enoby, and Enony.
ChrisHandsom LordOvCockBlock if they don't understand immediately they are obviously a fucking prep and you can't be friends with fucking preps
I'm convinced she doesn't care about spelling the name of her own main character.
What makes you think that?
I am no longer ashamed for my star wars republic commando fanfic I wrote when I was 14
"he walked out of the place in a suicidal way"
he walked out through the window
LOLOLOL
I just asked myself how does someone walk out in a suicidal way and then I saw this comment
Im happy I was able to answer you @@shitsalad429
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Yes but it was on the first floor
“And Dobby was watching”
WH A T
be thankfull he was only watching, given what we have seen till now, it could be worse.
@@nessyness5447 Afte J.K. Rowling unironically said that Dobby has a M A G N U M D O N G, Snape and Lupin should be really thankful that he didn't partake in the action
@@Spar7anProjec7 I'm guessing Lucius Malfoy used him for things other than cleaning and trying to kill Harry?
7:30 how was she able to hear draco crying in the middle of a freaking concert?🤣
She has vampire ears
I love how in the real books Draco is the ultimate prep
The fact that I’m unsure wether dumbledork was a typo or not is rather impressive
It was a common insult used unironically in fanfic in the early 2000s
This whole thing could be a typo. We will never know
"They pulled their masks... just to reveal they had masks underneath"
SoulArquero now you’re getting it you racist!
The first time it says their masks were "polled" off instead of pulled meaning they put up a poll to decide whether they unmasked or not.
hatake kakashi, are you in this fic?
@@nessyness5447 My thoughts exactly!
It was... THE KAMEN RIDERS!11!
The thing is that does have a similar formula to an actual TV series. The bit where Dumblydore tried to be goth sounds like a genuine episode idea.
The broom stick tapping everyone in the face during Voldemort’s monologue is pure gold.