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  • @EmperorLemon
    @EmperorLemon Před 4 lety +41726

    Sonic.

  • @torin1006
    @torin1006 Před 4 lety +5855

    *"You will regret this."*
    - Sonic's Mom

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 Před 4 lety +1883

    > "You will regret this," said Sonic's mom.
    Not wrong.

  • @invaderHUNK
    @invaderHUNK Před 2 lety +2773

    “Tails smiled wider than a crocodile having a silly dream.” Ngl kinda love that sentence.

    • @birdy6049
      @birdy6049 Před 2 lety +149

      The way he read it was kinda cute ngl 🥺

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere Před 2 lety +78

      @@birdy6049 the sentence itself is cute

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan Před rokem +58

      Makes up for the part where he's a little racist

    • @geldundkokaine2569
      @geldundkokaine2569 Před rokem +79

      @@DoctorCyan "despite making up only 13% of the population echidnas-"

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail Před rokem +9

      @@geldundkokaine2569
      6:38

  • @Actual-Knight
    @Actual-Knight Před 2 lety +791

    "welcome to the graveyard of you" is my favorite line from any work of fiction

    • @n1trovert
      @n1trovert Před rokem +35

      Sounds like a My Chemical Romance song

    • @EnlighthenedOne123
      @EnlighthenedOne123 Před rokem +16

      I swear to god, Sseth is a gift from God.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před rokem +13

      Hey hey people, Eggman here

    • @aquakun3869
      @aquakun3869 Před 11 měsíci

      Some fans of this fanfic have created a supposed sonic highschool uniform, i got mine and its really nice

  • @t.b.cont.
    @t.b.cont. Před 4 lety +5493

    “We’re at school now” said tails.
    “It is time to go to class” sonic was also at school.
    Riveting.

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 Před 4 lety +108

      Truly

    • @FuriousGorge
      @FuriousGorge Před 4 lety +75

      Hm, quite.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před 4 lety +142

      A joy to read. Engaging from start to finish.

    • @justordinary82
      @justordinary82 Před 4 lety +10

      Ah yes the tales of Kithunkeant and king plantukatho.
      It has been BDG

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Před 4 lety +65

      Thank god they told us. If they didn’t tell me they were at school I don’t know that I would have ever figured out they were at school. God, this fanfics plot races along without any regard to human life.

  • @zaktak4380
    @zaktak4380 Před 3 lety +2705

    I can't belive Hollywood whitewashed the Sonic High School limo driver.

  • @ChompDude
    @ChompDude Před rokem +688

    Coming to this from My Immortal, you really have to appreciate the duality of girls and boys fan-fiction. While one delves into make-up, clothes, relationships and bands...the other really tackles serious issues like gay(?) itchy balls and hot anger shits that smell so bad the entire neighborhood comes together to set up fans to divert the scent.

    • @mikeyjamieson4715
      @mikeyjamieson4715 Před 11 měsíci

      Ah yes, the two genders: gratuitous outfit descriptions, and hot angry shits.

    • @bvsement1217
      @bvsement1217 Před 8 měsíci +43

      Plot twist: the person who wrote My Immortal is male, and Sonic High was written by a high school girl.

    • @-bubby9633
      @-bubby9633 Před 7 měsíci

      This is why that whole theory a feminist came up with of "why do girls in media always talk about men" is bullshit lmao. That's literally just real life. Women arent deep or meaningful creatures. Their entire purpose is to pleasure men

  • @STLCODPS3123
    @STLCODPS3123 Před 2 lety +1813

    This story was published between may and august of 2012. In one of the authors notes, DarkDoomFireMaster (our scholar and hero) mentions that it’s summer and he’s ready for 8th grade. That would make him either 13 or 14 then. That means he’s 23-24 now. I wonder where he is, and how he’s doing. I wonder if he’s still proud of his magnum opus.

    • @NyesoEX
      @NyesoEX Před rokem +166

      damn, he's abbout my age, and that reminds me of my Spyro fanfiction... Jesus, 13yo on the internet are full of cringe

    • @STLCODPS3123
      @STLCODPS3123 Před rokem +117

      @@NyesoEX I myself wrote a GTA IV fanfic (more of a shitpost really) when I was 15. I recently read it again for the first time in like 7 years and nearly died from the cringe

    • @NyesoEX
      @NyesoEX Před rokem +27

      @@STLCODPS3123 yeah, i know what you, i won't even dare to look for my fanfic i wrote, i know it would be painful to read it of the ammount if cringe it exist there XD

    • @ajestoncommand1122
      @ajestoncommand1122 Před rokem +57

      The guy wrote another sonic story in 2019, he is still alive.

    • @paxluporum4447
      @paxluporum4447 Před rokem +99

      He who has not cringed, cast the first stone.

  • @BoxManSFM
    @BoxManSFM Před 4 lety +1940

    “I kissed Amy and now you can never date her again.” - Dio- I mean Egg Man, 2019.

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted Před 3 lety +12249

    "We're at school now" said tails. "it is time to go to class" sonic was also at school, so he went to the class
    Holy shit, that's some shakespeare right there

  • @coolguy7742
    @coolguy7742 Před 2 lety +914

    I love how the story about Sonics balls gets different any time someone mentions it

    • @MHScald
      @MHScald Před 2 lety +257

      It perfectly shows how rumors are spread, great writing right there.

    • @KOT_AMV
      @KOT_AMV Před 2 lety +1

      The testicular equivalent of jugemu

    • @geldundkokaine2569
      @geldundkokaine2569 Před rokem +42

      @@MHScald such a dynamic approach to storytelling where the finer subtleties are left up to the reader to determine instead of beating them over the head with it. Just like Edgar Allen Poe

    • @blackhand441
      @blackhand441 Před rokem +13

      Peak fiction

    • @messiha666
      @messiha666 Před rokem +47

      It just kept getting worse. First it was just his balls, the it was the whole tackle and shaft and by the end it managed to creep its way up the crack, too.

  • @half-trackproductions
    @half-trackproductions Před rokem +421

    I adore the fact that Sonic can run faster than the speed of sound, but still needs to catch the bus to school for some reason

    • @MrRaymangouw
      @MrRaymangouw Před rokem +34

      I mean, even I like to sit instead of walk now and then.

    • @half-trackproductions
      @half-trackproductions Před rokem +25

      True, but if you can get to school in three seconds by running, would you really want to stand around waiting for the bus? Plus, he’d be sitting most of the day anyway since he was going to school.

    • @MrRaymangouw
      @MrRaymangouw Před rokem +6

      @@half-trackproductions Fair point.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před rokem +5

      @@half-trackproductions but like most kids, the longer you can avoid being on school grounds, the better things are.

    • @ModeratelyCool
      @ModeratelyCool Před rokem +5

      He wants to talk to his friends

  • @hrthenarrator4491
    @hrthenarrator4491 Před 4 lety +5049

    Have you guys heard about *Sonic’s gay ball problem*

  • @DJVevyVevs
    @DJVevyVevs Před 4 lety +9029

    "Looked like a person but darker" This kid is inventing racism

  • @markhaus
    @markhaus Před 2 lety +226

    “Nothing said Sonic”, said Sonic.
    This is a masterpiece of literature

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets Před rokem +224

    How the author breaks down the idiocity of school relationships is highly accurate. "Hey look at my dance. Impressed?" "Sure lets make out." and "Sonic hoped she would kiss him because it would make him look cooler."

  • @wimpyapple8093
    @wimpyapple8093 Před 4 lety +1663

    "The man looked like a fat immature gay. It was Eggman."
    That's quite a unique way to describe somebody.

    • @Marssnowable
      @Marssnowable Před 4 lety +87

      Lol, I love how Internet Historian didn't say that part too.

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez Před 4 lety +1

      Okay

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez Před 4 lety +3

      @Xyre154 ok

    • @pandapotato1617
      @pandapotato1617 Před 4 lety +1

      Jimmeh Rulez okay

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 Před 4 lety +4

      @@JimmehRulez are ya gonna add anything to the conversation?
      You're now going to say "o k"

  • @secratekeeper
    @secratekeeper Před 4 lety +857

    “Said the limo driver who looked like a real person but darker.”
    Goddamn

    • @chrisbj5251
      @chrisbj5251 Před 4 lety +36

      H E W A S B L A C C

    • @mrglibb
      @mrglibb Před 4 lety +24

      The limo was broken eternally

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 Před 4 lety +31

      Limo pool’s closed

    • @RedTailedSmeargle
      @RedTailedSmeargle Před 4 lety +4

      It just says 'a person but darker', not a real person.
      But that doesn't mean the kek is toppable. 'cause I can tell you right the hell now friend it sure ain't.

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 Před 4 lety +4

      Sup my Tigga

  • @Christian-mt5jx
    @Christian-mt5jx Před 2 lety +513

    I love how the writer added the subtlety of making Sonic a person who goes for looks and not what is inside a person for a love interest. It is typical for a high school aged kid to only go for looks and not care for what is inside. Adding a layer of immaturity to Sonic giving opportunity's to develop his character further in later stories.

    • @Potato-pq5ez
      @Potato-pq5ez Před 2 lety +50

      or the author is just projecting

    • @mohamedbelkacem9889
      @mohamedbelkacem9889 Před rokem +13

      The line is basically "I don't keep her around for her brains", which is still a douchebag thing to say

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 Před rokem

      Don't know who you hung out with in high school, I guess my friends weren't all douchebags who dated for sex appeal.

  • @None-Trick_Pony
    @None-Trick_Pony Před 2 lety +210

    Using taxidermy fox fail for Tails was an inspired choice.

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza Před 4 lety +1867

    "Nothing, said Sonic" *_Said Sonic._*
    Truly a marvel of literature of the 21st Century.

    • @salmonmankingoftheocean7624
      @salmonmankingoftheocean7624 Před 4 lety +68

      Sonic: Nothing, said Sonic
      English Teachers: This is deep

    • @apeiron1700
      @apeiron1700 Před 4 lety +3

      @@salmonmankingoftheocean7624 no one:
      SalmonMan King of the Ocean: this is deep

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez Před 4 lety

      OK

    • @greyscale8137
      @greyscale8137 Před 4 lety +7

      Apeiron1
      No one:
      Apeiron1:
      SalmonMan King of the Ocean no one:
      SalmonMan King of the Ocean: This is deep

    • @Mikeological
      @Mikeological Před 4 lety +4

      anarchyゥなビ
      No one:
      anarchyゥなビ :
      Apeiron1
      No one:
      Apeiron1:
      SalmonMan King Of The Ocean no one:
      SalmonMan King Of The Ocean: This is deep

  • @Jack-gu3rm
    @Jack-gu3rm Před 4 lety +3699

    “Welcome to the graveyard of you” is a genuinely incredible line. It’s like a lyric straight from a mid-2000s emo album.

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 Před 2 lety +170

    "Get out of here." yelled eggman calmly
    Damnit JK Rowling

  • @RandomUser8P
    @RandomUser8P Před 4 lety +2812

    “The man looked like a fat, immature gay. It was Eggman”
    I so wish that part was read out loud

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 Před 4 lety +528

    WHY DID YOU CUT OUT "The man looked like a fat immature gay" THATS MY FAVORITE PART

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  Před 4 lety +176

      Sorry, I didn't notice it got cut until I started reading the comments! I remember recording and laughing at that line. Damn.

    • @sibire8284
      @sibire8284 Před 4 lety +2

      I for one appreciate that I'm not in this trainwreck.

    • @matsudamatsumoto7742
      @matsudamatsumoto7742 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm worried about that. The story gets way more funny later on with the disturbing content, I'm afraid it will get censored...

  • @Anon_Spartan
    @Anon_Spartan Před 3 měsíci +23

    RIP to the extremely talented musician.

  • @dafyddroff8084
    @dafyddroff8084 Před 2 lety +44

    “Creams only made his ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred” really broke me for some reason

  • @saltbread3844
    @saltbread3844 Před 4 lety +7859

    I would say that I pressed the like button faster than anyone, but that's a lie. Sonic did it first because he was fast (and everyone else was slow).

  • @mariathompson5104
    @mariathompson5104 Před 4 lety +4210

    “I kissed Amy and now you cannot date her” Ok Dio

    • @novacommander4297
      @novacommander4297 Před 4 lety +303

      You were expecting some form of overused JoJo reference...
      TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!

    • @erenyeagar2928
      @erenyeagar2928 Před 4 lety +35

      Where did his tshirt go?? After he ran to the bus

    • @excal22
      @excal22 Před 4 lety +125

      you were expecting another jojo reference but
      nobody expects the Spanish insquition

    • @chariot5660
      @chariot5660 Před 4 lety +11

      @@erenyeagar2928 he ran so fast it fell off

    • @CrissKarma23
      @CrissKarma23 Před 4 lety +1

      I legit thought the same thing!

  • @kangoftherang7468
    @kangoftherang7468 Před 2 lety +81

    Love the fact that calm, collected Fredrik Knudsen is going full OTT with Sonic, while the master of OTT, EmpLemon, is using a calm, almost monotone voice lol

  • @bauz5565
    @bauz5565 Před 8 měsíci +72

    I love how you can create a psychological character profile of the writer just by reading this. His fears, his hopes, his clear yet kind of weirdly phrased homophobia. Truly a master piece of character writing.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch Před 8 měsíci

      I think the homophobic parts are because he was a dumb kid when he wrote this

  • @danielscott2292
    @danielscott2292 Před 4 lety +1617

    “We’re at school now” said Tails. “It’s time to go to class”. Sonic was also at school.
    English Teachers: *holy shit that’s deep*

    • @hypedmaniac8444
      @hypedmaniac8444 Před 4 lety +95

      You see, through the use of ‘now’, the author indisputably intended to outline how students are destined to enter school premises, sacrificing their freedom to the ‘class’. Furthermore, ‘class’ denies the students and teachers alike a name; could this mean that all involved are deprived of freedom? Perhaps the author’s message was that we should not spite our teachers, nay, for they are victims of the same system that we must endure ourselves.
      In addition, the repeated use of dull vocabulary, such as ‘said’ and the abbreviations ‘we’re’ and ‘it’s’ serve to highlight the monotony of school and the lifelessness that students undoubtedly will one day succumb to. On top of this, the tedious, unnecessary descriptor ‘Sonic was also at school’ could reflect how utterly pointless school must feel to these poor individuals.
      The writer’s craft is no doubt genius, and one that acts as a cautionary tale regarding the institutions of education that have become so commonplace and mandatory in the modern world.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Před 4 lety +17

      Ben Hughes You are scaring me

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple Před 4 lety +13

      @@emblemblade9245 he's simply displaying the fine craft of bullshitting and overanalyzing to make something seem deep

    • @danielscott2292
      @danielscott2292 Před 4 lety +8

      Lin C. is it possible to learn this power?

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple Před 4 lety +2

      @@danielscott2292 study literature?

  • @pandapotato1617
    @pandapotato1617 Před 4 lety +6330

    I love that the teacher doesn’t stop reading the journal after it talks about his ball problems, she just keeps going. What a legend

    • @owne6609
      @owne6609 Před 4 lety +479

      Maybe she just hates him

    • @blvalverde
      @blvalverde Před 4 lety +404

      I like how she reads about his balls, then everybody thinks his dick also has a problem.

    • @aaamarco3
      @aaamarco3 Před 4 lety +71

      RAID: Shadow Legends

    • @croissantsforthought8502
      @croissantsforthought8502 Před 4 lety +245

      I love how the teacher is called "Ms. *LESSON* ".

    • @datboi4212
      @datboi4212 Před 4 lety +109

      It turns out that his ball problem is a disease that only occurs over 1 million years. It kills whoever comes in contact with it. I’m not even joking.

  • @orwell9788
    @orwell9788 Před 2 lety +76

    For anyone who’s gone down the rabbit hole of badfic, I think you can appreciate how inept and childish this writing is compared to the sadistic/soul draining stuff that makes you genuinely concerned or just worried about the MH of the author, like that one Redwall series…

    • @golden-not
      @golden-not Před rokem +5

      you wouldnt think that if you read the rest of it

    • @perk_a_licious6506
      @perk_a_licious6506 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@golden-notWhat is he even talking about?

  • @Marines_Memelevolent
    @Marines_Memelevolent Před 2 lety +74

    Fredrik's reading of the line at 17:08 is one of the big reasons why I always come back to this video. It cracks me up every time.

  • @marcx4157
    @marcx4157 Před 3 lety +5097

    "nothing said Sonic" said Sonic
    Fuck this is peak literature, I dont know what wall the writer broke there but it's definitely broken.

    • @timkenda8203
      @timkenda8203 Před 3 lety +181

      The stucco surface wall

    • @chacharealsmooth9215
      @chacharealsmooth9215 Před 3 lety +8

      timestamp?

    • @ehm182_9
      @ehm182_9 Před 3 lety +12

      @@chacharealsmooth9215 8:22

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 Před 3 lety +5

      the stucco surface wall

    • @yyny0
      @yyny0 Před 3 lety +51

      "What is wrong, Sonic, everything is right now," said Sonic. "No it isn't," said Sonic.

  • @hexx2211
    @hexx2211 Před 4 lety +1962

    "Looked like a person, but darker colored."
    Eh, I've been called worse.

    • @herrikudo
      @herrikudo Před 4 lety +58

      OOOHHHHFFFFFFFFF........... right in the real....

    • @Anon_Spartan
      @Anon_Spartan Před 4 lety +236

      H.P. Lovecraft-style writing.

    • @ShadowZeroFlame
      @ShadowZeroFlame Před 4 lety +32

      @@satriaputrapratama4703 oh those damn scientists calling poor people of color negros and other bad words! BE DAMNED SCIENCE YOU RACISTS SHITE!

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 Před 4 lety +49

      ShadowZeroFlame Those evil spanish speaking people, saying that black is "negro"... xD

    • @John_1-1_in_Japanese
      @John_1-1_in_Japanese Před 4 lety +27

      @@ShadowZeroFlame It's illegal to have anime pfp and use 'racist,' I hereby revoke your anime pfp privelages

  • @kaproskarleto5136
    @kaproskarleto5136 Před 2 lety +30

    "Hey Amy, why did you go tell rouge about how hard we kissed? *Colon, Closed parenthesis* "
    *Stephen Spielberg Sheds a tear*

  • @ben2949
    @ben2949 Před 2 lety +34

    “I love her for her body” -sonic 2019

  • @Rey-eq4vq
    @Rey-eq4vq Před 3 lety +2042

    "Sonics gay ball problem"
    We have peaked

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 Před 3 lety +36

      only gay people have balls i guess

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 Před 3 lety +29

      @Flint_cock Wood_from-PS3 are you ok?

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 Před 3 lety +14

      @Flint_cock Wood_from-PS3 sometimes it's really hard to tell in youtube comments lol

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 Před 3 lety +17

      @yo what’s good my homie Kinda lame joke tbh.

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 Před 3 lety +12

      @yo what’s good my homie And this video was over a year ago.

  • @400MrVegeta
    @400MrVegeta Před 4 lety +2814

    “I love her for her body”
    *Sonic why would u say this.*

    • @angrykirby961
      @angrykirby961 Před 4 lety +430

      I can't believe sonuc sees women as an object im literally fucking shaking and crying he would never do this

    • @420steve.
      @420steve. Před 4 lety +45

      Angry Kirby 😭😭

    • @cinnamonstick5276
      @cinnamonstick5276 Před 4 lety +98

      Fun fact: Amy is canonically 12 years old.

    • @ethan520427
      @ethan520427 Před 4 lety +12

      COZ ME BOI IS A SAVAGE

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Před 4 lety +27

      More like Bore Ragnarok
      And sonic is 16

  • @powerklawftw
    @powerklawftw Před 2 lety +14

    "because Tails still needed help"
    >cuts to the most miserable fox that exists
    Damn bro, I think he needs more help than you can give him, Sonic

  • @brimstoner982
    @brimstoner982 Před 2 lety +56

    0:37
    the fact there's just fat fetish art of amy framed and hung on sonic's bedroom wall is so funny for whatever reason

  • @ThZuao
    @ThZuao Před 4 lety +471

    "Said the limo driver, who looked like a person but darker colored"

  • @squidddinator
    @squidddinator Před 4 lety +4452

    The pinnacle of film, the medium is dead now. Nothing can ever top this

    • @cfdeers
      @cfdeers Před 4 lety +82

      Creams only make my balls sweat like a thoroughbred

    • @AbdAbdAbdAbd
      @AbdAbdAbdAbd Před 4 lety +8

      @@cfdeers O O F

    • @cedthebear3664
      @cedthebear3664 Před 4 lety +12

      True since "My Immortal" ^^

    • @TheSamuel12777
      @TheSamuel12777 Před 4 lety +4

      Bruh moment

    • @srjskam
      @srjskam Před 4 lety +23

      When Tails ascended from the heavens in his perfect form and uttered the words "Please be happy", I knew we had reached the pinnacle of _all_ art and philosophy. This is it. We are in Elysium.

  • @rpproductions9189
    @rpproductions9189 Před 2 lety +21

    "And sonic was just so embarrassed, and mad, and sad, but more embarrassed"
    God Tier Writing

  • @Catt0
    @Catt0 Před 2 lety +49

    I completely lost it when the teacher started reading his journal entry. This is a gem.

  • @angusmatheson8906
    @angusmatheson8906 Před rokem +61

    "Nothing said Sonic", said Sonic.

  • @MadamePianissima
    @MadamePianissima Před 4 lety +704

    So its canon that Jeff the killer went to the same High School as Sonic?
    Deepest lore.

    • @zeche8477
      @zeche8477 Před 4 lety +50

      Enoby was there too
      *L O R E O F T H E G R E A T E S T D E P T H*

    • @assaultspoon4925
      @assaultspoon4925 Před 4 lety +21

      @@zeche8477 Sonic was created by Enoby's abra katabra. Mrs Lesson hired the bullys that made jeff a killer.
      Jeff became voldemort.

    • @Waddels
      @Waddels Před 4 lety +11

      fan fiction cinematic universe

    • @nika_akina3152
      @nika_akina3152 Před 4 lety +2

      Now we just have to relate this to my immortal more

  • @Aganoo
    @Aganoo Před 4 lety +989

    *G A Y B A L L P R O B L E M S*

    • @bottomfeeder7924
      @bottomfeeder7924 Před 4 lety +22

      No!! Not the gay ball problems!!!

    • @louise-ts1mb
      @louise-ts1mb Před 4 lety +6

      Anything but the gay ball problems...

    • @fasted8468
      @fasted8468 Před 4 lety

      Wow I read this 666 likes right when the election crackhead thing

    • @Aganoo
      @Aganoo Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks for your input,​@I gRape Babies​!

    • @somelass133
      @somelass133 Před 4 lety +1

      Ever since I first watched this about once a week I suddenly think “gay ball problem” and can’t stop laughing

  • @leesnotbritish5386
    @leesnotbritish5386 Před rokem +34

    I love it when the authors just get bored with one prompt so they just ignore it and start another

  • @jormungandr8936
    @jormungandr8936 Před 2 lety +22

    “Huffing and puffing like he just did the Cupid shuffle for the first time” I lost it lol

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread Před 4 lety +830

    "Welcome to the graveyard of you." is my favourite line from anything ever.

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche Před 4 lety +21

      Benersan the Bread right up there with “welcome to die”

    • @Greggery
      @Greggery Před 4 lety +16

      Most metal thing I've heard since the emo era

  • @chuckbucy2725
    @chuckbucy2725 Před 4 lety +3133

    *Sonic was so upset he went to his locker*
    Uh oh

  • @ajwardbird6408
    @ajwardbird6408 Před 2 lety +16

    sonic contemplates about doing sex with Amy or saving his best friend who is trapped in a cage screaming for help 17:00

  • @djgrizzly9353
    @djgrizzly9353 Před 2 lety +22

    4:10 The kid who wrote this fanfic after he finds this video:

  • @joshfromjuniorstudios
    @joshfromjuniorstudios Před 4 lety +405

    “I love her for her body.”
    -Sonic the Hedgehog

  • @aidansmart2281
    @aidansmart2281 Před 4 lety +1214

    "Nothing said Sonic,"
    SAID SONIC.

  • @eno6712
    @eno6712 Před rokem +31

    This has the same energies when the South Park boys made a story that was simultaneously a masterpiece and disgusting beyond belief

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 Před 2 lety +24

    You know as bad as this is, at least he follows the “he said, she said” rules of dialogue. He doesn’t use any shitty adverbs either.

  • @da12ofSpades
    @da12ofSpades Před 3 lety +5608

    This is not a very well written story, but the author did actually finish it, which is more than I can say for any of my creative endeavors.

    • @JasonDoe1000
      @JasonDoe1000 Před 3 lety +376

      Yeah he finished it
      After 22 additional chapters
      These were just the first 3 chapters out of 25

    • @ivanquiles4903
      @ivanquiles4903 Před 3 lety +102

      And G.R.R. Martin

    • @Flycanjack
      @Flycanjack Před 3 lety +116

      Heck, even Sonic Team didn't finish the story with Forces

    • @ParasiteHater
      @ParasiteHater Před 3 lety +83

      pretty sure it was intentionally bad. if that's the case then this guy is a genius

    • @guinevereemilysummers9945
      @guinevereemilysummers9945 Před 3 lety +25

      Pretty sure it's satire.

  • @montycosmos1165
    @montycosmos1165 Před 3 lety +2497

    “Welcome to the graveyard of you” is my new favorite villain line

  • @netlossmusic3745
    @netlossmusic3745 Před rokem +32

    It's unbelievable how entertaining this video is. Please adapt the rest of the fanfic

    • @cafecomracumin717
      @cafecomracumin717 Před rokem +1

      This fic is actually big 25k word I think.
      I will adapt thia fic in a similar style ,all chapters eventually,for now I only did chapter 1 and am currently finishing 2 but well,it's in portuguese though,I think it's time someone bring this fic to non english reqders too,a masterpiece like this can't be forgotten.

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 Před 2 lety +81

    Internet Historian leaving out certain bits to try not to get canceled is one of the best parts about this video
    Overall 11/10, 20 minutes well spent

  • @mokeymale8350
    @mokeymale8350 Před 4 lety +292

    So not only did Eggman not get defeated, or do anything, but Sonic also probably has a fungal infection in his crotch.
    Masterpiece.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 4 lety +1

      Spoilers D:

    • @Muubody
      @Muubody Před 4 lety

      The Black Baron I disagree, I haven’t seen this video yet but I am now interested even more. Spoilers :D

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 Před 4 lety +318

    My Immortal: I overexplain things to much with clothing
    Sonic High School: Hold my itchy blue balls

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie Před 4 lety +29

      Butt are you wearing a black leather bar, raped fishnets, a MCR t shit, lace thong, with red bleeding flours, white foundation, demonic red contacts, with lots of black eyeliner, a ripped up Victorian Lolita dress black of course with lots of black lace and red leather, thigh high leather high healed Comcast boots with Trent written on them in the blood of a prep while cutting your wrist and crying while doing sex?
      No?
      Fucking prep

    • @sadvec6328
      @sadvec6328 Před 4 lety +11

      @@KenMabie Exactly, NO
      .
      .
      .
      Because I´m clearly wearing aswell a black bra with a spider web patern and my cell phone has an Invader Zim phone case, that I bought on Hot Topic ofcourse.
      What you think I am? a Poser?

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Před 4 lety +1

      SaDVeC
      Obviously covered with a red dress like the one ant wears but longer with a flower bow that makes my tits look bigger. What do I look like to you, a fat immature gay?

  • @MarkHalberstram
    @MarkHalberstram Před 2 lety +31

    Why did Fredrik go so hard man, this is an Oscar-worthy performance holy shit

  • @TheHazza
    @TheHazza Před rokem +15

    The limo driver was described as a “normal person but darker coloured” implying that the author thinks dark skinned individuals are not normal.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC Před 4 lety +834

    This is going to get all the awards it deserves. Gangsta’s Paradise won’t help you now Sonic Movie

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Před 4 lety

      What also won't help the Sonic Movie?
      Fixing the way Sonic looks while keeping everything else sh*t.

  • @JeithKarrett
    @JeithKarrett Před 4 lety +207

    The gay subtext between Sonic and Tails is so strong I'm surprised Sonic is still with Amy.

    • @lisahelson4280
      @lisahelson4280 Před 4 lety +3

      I thought the fanfic would be a sonic x tails fan fiction

    •  Před 4 lety +2

      I didnt notice anything gay. Just two friends with one caring for the other like any true friend should do.

  • @thatgreenfur6584
    @thatgreenfur6584 Před rokem +11

    '"Nothing said Sonic" said Sonic' might be the hardest I've laughed at anything in a good long time.

  • @luminous3558
    @luminous3558 Před 2 lety +42

    Sseth is the perfect eggman, but he probably would've been perfect in any other role too.

  • @trivial7
    @trivial7 Před 4 lety +2811

    *"'The limo is broken,' said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored."*

    • @Gigutriel
      @Gigutriel Před 4 lety +409

      "It is broken eternally."

    • @benjaminzimmer4566
      @benjaminzimmer4566 Před 4 lety +39

      Ryan Gosling is dark colored, whaaaaaaaaaat????????

    • @savortherobot9709
      @savortherobot9709 Před 4 lety +26

      Wait hows he get here
      (also broken eternally hahahahahahahahahaha)

    • @mr.classified6167
      @mr.classified6167 Před 4 lety +63

      Who would have throught the idiot who wrote this was also a racist

    • @ajarofnutella
      @ajarofnutella Před 4 lety +78

      EasyBakeOrphan wow aren't we edgy

  • @AysoXD
    @AysoXD Před 4 lety +25421

    If only sonic secured his diary using nordvpn

  • @TransformersBoss
    @TransformersBoss Před rokem +8

    Sonic’s mom probably called Mrs Lesson and told her to read Sonic’s journal since he didn’t eat breakfast

  • @bradymenting5120
    @bradymenting5120 Před rokem +5

    "welcome to the graveyard of you"
    adding that to my personal lexicon

  • @jacketry833
    @jacketry833 Před 4 lety +3799

    Don’t worry guys, the poop part is very important. It’s a highly complicated character development arc.

    • @degeneratemale5386
      @degeneratemale5386 Před 4 lety +79

      It also comes up as a plot point on how bad his poop smells

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Před 4 lety +125

      In fact it’s one of the best anime character arcs ever.
      Zuko’s redemption? Old hat. Obito’s corruption? Literally who? Sonic taking a fat shit is the real thing

    • @melitajay
      @melitajay Před 4 lety +14

      I was bloody dying at that part

    • @ruyfire6913
      @ruyfire6913 Před 2 lety +28

      Oh you go to the bathroom and cry in a corner?
      Nah man I just shit aggressively like I just ate Chipotle

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm not even there yet.

  • @aidanhowe2953
    @aidanhowe2953 Před 3 lety +2655

    Please do "Sonic and the Great War." A masterpiece, involving Skrillex, Mario, Naruto, and gender-swapped Sonic hooking up with the fanfic's author. Truly exemplifies the sheer horror of war.

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 Před 3 lety +250

      I'm afraid to look that up. I managed to read all of Sonic Highschool, which I consider a personal achievement,but I don't think I have a high enough cognitohazard resistance score for whatever the fuck you just described

    • @theluiginoidperson1097
      @theluiginoidperson1097 Před 3 lety +57

      Does it involve Sega, Anime, and Skrillex as the Triple Entente, and Nintendo as the Central Powers?

    • @huntclanhunt9697
      @huntclanhunt9697 Před 3 lety +25

      This sounds amazing.

    • @pikminologueraisin2139
      @pikminologueraisin2139 Před 3 lety +19

      Skrillex is an ok guy but geeze his fans are something else

    • @doctadevito791
      @doctadevito791 Před 3 lety +13

      That sounds like hell

  • @FatherMurph
    @FatherMurph Před rokem +13

    I love hearing the laughter in the narrators voice when something funny happened.

  • @Willhelm2004
    @Willhelm2004 Před 2 lety +13

    10:48
    Looks like sonic brought tails out to kill him

  • @windowssonic5953
    @windowssonic5953 Před 3 lety +3983

    "Looked like a person but darker colored" has to be the best description when you're really trying to not be racist but fail miserably.

    • @jaycoops6886
      @jaycoops6886 Před 3 lety +277

      the kind of statement i wouldnt be able to distinguish from a biden comment XD

    • @tubasil8786
      @tubasil8786 Před 3 lety +68

      @@jaycoops6886 I’m pretty sure internet historian changed it from something actually racist

    • @mando9364
      @mando9364 Před 3 lety +56

      Sounds like something Michael Scott would say.
      @Jay Coops no it actually says that on the fanfic

    • @nowhereman8168
      @nowhereman8168 Před 3 lety +7

      @@tubasil8786 why the fuck would he even?

    • @Logan-zp8bi
      @Logan-zp8bi Před 3 lety +37

      Its also a great example of "chekhov's gun" why do we need to know what the limo driver looks like he isn't apart of the story in a significant way?

  • @husband-of-chinggis
    @husband-of-chinggis Před 4 lety +1885

    "He looked like a fat immature gay" is quite possibly the best character description I've ever heard

    • @chasek0746
      @chasek0746 Před 3 lety

      Lmao

    • @pikminologueraisin2139
      @pikminologueraisin2139 Před 3 lety +2

      tony stark from endgame be like that

    • @Istayton95
      @Istayton95 Před 3 lety +43

      Yeah but what about, "looked like a person but darker colored"?

    • @husband-of-chinggis
      @husband-of-chinggis Před 3 lety +6

      @@Istayton95 dear god i'm glad i missed that one

    • @Istayton95
      @Istayton95 Před 3 lety +4

      @@husband-of-chinggis haha he didn't read that part out loud, he turned back haha. It's in the text describing the limo driver

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 Před 2 lety +9

    18:59
    ... OR YOU CAN JUST TIP THE FUCKING CAGE OVER. IT DOESN'T HAVE A BOTTOM!!!

  • @thechalupacabra3065
    @thechalupacabra3065 Před 2 lety +17

    This...this makes me think I have what it takes to finally write that novel I've been putting off.

  • @gdsemi5840
    @gdsemi5840 Před 4 lety +1261

    Theory: Mrs Lesson is actually Sonic's mom and she purposely picked that journal lesson as revenge for sonic not eating breakfast

  • @musicman6555
    @musicman6555 Před 4 lety +376

    "The worst part of being faster than light is that you live your whole life in darkness" -- Sonic The Hedgehog

    • @AStrategyGameDev
      @AStrategyGameDev Před 4 lety +22

      All around me are familiar faces...

    • @Nope-en9bo
      @Nope-en9bo Před 4 lety +29

      My current age is 14 and I find this philosophically deep.

  • @instantaneousvisceraloblit7081

    Even though his story is lame, this guy still has more motivation than I do.

  • @rickharrison1887
    @rickharrison1887 Před 2 lety +13

    4:51 100% though he was about to pull out a gun

  • @fancyf33t295
    @fancyf33t295 Před 4 lety +1672

    Let's just appreciate that the limo driver "looked like a person, but darker."

  • @Rodzyniastyyyy
    @Rodzyniastyyyy Před 4 lety +626

    'NOTHING SAID SONIC' said Sonic.
    I died.

  • @sadfrog2575
    @sadfrog2575 Před rokem +13

    Whenever I'm writing and I feel that it sucks, I remember this and suddenly it's not so bad

  • @hazmatbp
    @hazmatbp Před 2 lety +12

    I like how every time the writer mentions a character he has to talk about them like he's introducing them for the first time

  • @aborealisglfry
    @aborealisglfry Před 4 lety +3268

    The homoerotic tension between tails and sonic in this is too much for me

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 Před 4 lety +1865

    Man am I glad to not have internet access for most of my childhood.

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 Před 4 lety +11

      Haha same

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez Před 4 lety +6

      OK Lincoln.

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 Před 4 lety +15

      @@JimmehRulez I changed my profile picture so this reply won't make any sense now...

    • @Pirate23772
      @Pirate23772 Před 4 lety +5

      Eh, I've been on the internet since I was 11 and I turned out fine. I actually learned a lot from the mistakes I have made on here that I'm glad I never made in real life.

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 Před 4 lety

      What makes you so sure you'd inevitably let anything like this see the light of day?

  • @Yo.Hannes
    @Yo.Hannes Před rokem +7

    Sonic's mom*
    "You'll regret not eating breakfast! You burn so many calories you'll be dead by lunch!"

  • @adambomb1553
    @adambomb1553 Před rokem +12

    It's amazing how anyone can be a writer

  • @ML4202
    @ML4202 Před 4 lety +1610

    Tails is my favorite character in this. Something about the way he speaks is vaguely unsettling; his tone of voice and what he says makes him sound like a computer pretending to be human.

    • @RaeIsGaee
      @RaeIsGaee Před 4 lety +120

      I genuinely got so unnerved whenever I saw that taxidermy fox.

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh Před 4 lety +102

      Between the nasally accent, the stilted inflection on every syllable, and the microphone quality being subpar, it makes him sound like one of those text-to-speech programs.

    • @monadolifesaver5613
      @monadolifesaver5613 Před 4 lety +17

      I thought he looked beautiful.

    • @ieatgarbage8771
      @ieatgarbage8771 Před 4 lety +54

      Tails looks and sounds like he’d be in one of those surreal animations where you have no idea what’s going on

    • @Trueface_15
      @Trueface_15 Před 4 lety +23

      His differences between the characters personality wise and how he's a actual animal (dead one but still) makes Tails sounds like a serial murderer that killed the original tails, replaced him and attempting to lure his friends.

  • @oscardelarosa2280
    @oscardelarosa2280 Před 4 lety +595

    I can’t be the only one who thought this was gonna end with Sonic shooting up his school.

    • @thatbuckmulligan
      @thatbuckmulligan Před 4 lety +4

      Spoilers!

    • @lizzardsjizzards5337
      @lizzardsjizzards5337 Před 4 lety +24

      Better that than it becoming erotic fanfiction

    • @sergentharker7182
      @sergentharker7182 Před 4 lety +5

      [Pumped up kicks plays in the distance]

    • @SupraSwag10
      @SupraSwag10 Před 4 lety +10

      There's actually 25 chapters of this fanfic and in chapter 4 Shadow says he's going to kill his parents lmao

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Před 4 lety +9

      “You’re too slow!” Said Sonic. Sonic was covered in blood (not his) and semen (his).

  • @kylelopez7631
    @kylelopez7631 Před 2 lety +19

    Sonic quickly ran to his locker that was his. He grabbed his BLUE AR. "Time too teach my classmates a lesson very quickly" he said as he loaded up his KCI AR-15 .223/5.56mm 100 round gen 2 drum magazine.

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 Před 2 lety +1

      But he needs to kill fast and bullets too slow