12 Evil Achievements For Heartless Bastards

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  • 12 evil achievements or trophies for heartless bastards. Join us as we run down the twelve most evil achievements on Xbox 360.
    From tying women to train tracks to clubbing baby seals to death, games can reward you for some pretty horrible deeds - which will then sit permanently on your account to remind everyone of how much of a bastard you are. Join us as we look at the 12 cruellest achievements that we're definitely going to hell for.
    The achievements are:
    "Dastardly" - Red Dead Redemption
    "Executioner" - Fable II
    "Psychotic Prankster" - Fallout 3
    "Renegade" - Mass Effect
    "Demolish Part 2" - Battlefield Bad Company 2
    "Seal Slayer" - Overlord 2
    "Sentimental Value" - Deus Ex: Human Revolution
    "Ow My Balls!" - Saints Row the Third
    "Party Pooper" - Batman: Arkham Asylum
    "Keep It Clean" - Halo: Reach
    "Safety Deposit Box" - Fallout: New Vegas
    "The Reviler" - The Sims 3
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  • @LordFhalkyn
    @LordFhalkyn Před 9 lety +639

    In Fable 2, there's an achievement for watching an NPC named Charley get killed, stealing his hat, and getting his blind grandma to give you his birthday present. Absolutely heartless.

    • @bingbong193
      @bingbong193 Před 9 lety +68

      LordFhalkyn *buys the game just to do that*

    • @LordFhalkyn
      @LordFhalkyn Před 9 lety +35

      Da Gamer Guy You have to get about halfway through the game to unlock the quest, though. Keep patient, and behave like a jerk to the rest of Albion while you wait.

    • @LordFhalkyn
      @LordFhalkyn Před 9 lety

      JeDkGaming Couldn't find a video, but here's a link to the wiki: fable.wikia.com/wiki/Charles

    • @pires4641
      @pires4641 Před 9 lety

      LordFhalkyn Fucking savage man. So awesome though

    • @LordFhalkyn
      @LordFhalkyn Před 9 lety

      Michael Pires It's Fable. There are all sorts of choices you can make. Those choices are either good or evil and will affect the way Albion views you.

  • @FuckingFuckShitBitch
    @FuckingFuckShitBitch Před 9 lety +445

    "Is there anything you wouldn't do for gamerscore?"
    Haha, I play on the PS3. I don't even get points for this, I do it just because I legitimately am a heartless bastard.

    • @dimfre4kske67
      @dimfre4kske67 Před 9 lety +2

      Dusty McTits Actually you do get points, there is just no way to check how much you have exactly (as far as I know) It's used to calculate your 'gamer level'. Also the points are fixed to what trophy you get (bronze/silver/gold/plat).

    • @scooty4743
      @scooty4743 Před 9 lety +29

      Hahaha pc gaming is the master race bow down console players to Lord Gaben

    • @kyotanaka920
      @kyotanaka920 Před 9 lety +3

      Dim Fre4kske I think PS achievement is better than the Xbox ones. Xbox, it just shows a score, you could have a million game and scored all the easy ones for all we know. While the PS ones, we will know how dedicated you are to get them. (Platinum can only be obtained by collecting ALL achievements in one game if it has good time value, excluding DLC included trophies.)

    • @dimfre4kske67
      @dimfre4kske67 Před 9 lety

      Chris Ramos I have a PS3 myself, will be getting a PS4 for fallout 4. I get the PS because the XBox seems to be more about the fpses which I personally do not enjoy, but to each his own. I don't know if you can see the number of trophies of other people that are not on your friends list. I have seen some stuff on forums where people have a picture of their gamer level and number of trophies, but it seems to me that that is easily fakeable, so I don't know if it is 'better' than xbox's system.
      Also MS was first implementing this if I'm not mistaken. I have a bunch of early PS3 games (heavenly sword, oblivion, R&C tools of destruction, ...) that do not have trophy support.

    • @kyotanaka920
      @kyotanaka920 Před 9 lety +1

      Xbox was the first to implement an achievement system. PS3 came with it years later.

  • @j-money2337
    @j-money2337 Před 8 lety +391

    Vintage OXBox, back before they had a chair

  • @runarrssevold3430
    @runarrssevold3430 Před 8 lety +57

    Trapping Elijah in the vault shouldn't be considered evil, as you've just stopped a tyrant from releasing a cloud of gas over the population.

    • @PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt
      @PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt Před 2 lety +5

      The merciful thing would just be killing him not locking him in a vault to starve.

  • @michaelmcface1780
    @michaelmcface1780 Před 9 lety +376

    Blowing Megaton in fallout 3 was more evil than putting a live grenade on someone.

  • @jakestockton4808
    @jakestockton4808 Před 8 lety +599

    I wouldn't be surprised if a game someday gives you an achievement for pouring Hitler a cup of coffee.

    • @Rattrap007
      @Rattrap007 Před 8 lety +34

      Mein Coffee?

    • @turingsghost
      @turingsghost Před 8 lety +17

      +jake stockton "Reich for a cup'a joe"

    • @arkane3168
      @arkane3168 Před 8 lety +10

      +jake stockton but what if it was poisoned?

    • @joeyxeon9861
      @joeyxeon9861 Před 8 lety +5

      I'd get that achievement

    • @leguan278
      @leguan278 Před 8 lety +10

      +jake stockton assassins creed, make this happen

  • @robsfatglobs9120
    @robsfatglobs9120 Před 8 lety +301

    I'm surprised the achievement for blowing up Megaton in Fallout 3 isn't on here, considering you kill a town of people doing it.

    • @Bojeebies
      @Bojeebies Před 8 lety +6

      yeah me too I was expecting it

    • @aretaros
      @aretaros Před 8 lety +5

      Totally should have been there.

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen Před 8 lety +4

      It's not evil it's stupid, losing the wasteland survival guide quest line is just being bad at the game

    • @zombeaver69
      @zombeaver69 Před 8 lety +14

      Jason Miller well, you can do the quests first, kill everyone yourself, get the items, have Jericho follow you, and then do it. Nothing lost.

    • @BoondockRoberts
      @BoondockRoberts Před 8 lety +7

      It's mixed into "The power of Atom" so if you diffuse the bomb you get the same achievement. It's likely that most save the town on their first playthrough

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt Před 8 lety +114

    The party pooper one I got by accident. I had just walked in and they all started cheering. Startled the shit out of me. Next thing I knew they were all lying broken on the ground

    • @Linux_MissingNo
      @Linux_MissingNo Před 6 lety +7

      The King of the Penguins "accident"

    • @SilasHumphreys
      @SilasHumphreys Před 4 lety +7

      I got it entirely intentionally. I couldn't resist such a perfect setup for the Line Launcher, so I ziplined along the hallway kicking every last goon in the face.

  • @robomike276
    @robomike276 Před 10 lety +73

    I thought of a achievement from transformers war for Cybertron called "your the lucky one" where you kill every captured Autobot but one so you just showed him all of him brothers and friends killed and he has to live with it for his entire life

    • @greyassassin24
      @greyassassin24 Před 10 lety +8

      That's like reverse Decimation. It's kind of scary.

    • @johnInception
      @johnInception Před 10 lety +1

      dude! don't you know. "vengeful siblings, bad idea!"

    • @robomike276
      @robomike276 Před 10 lety +1

      johnception what is this "vengeful siblings"

    • @johnInception
      @johnInception Před 10 lety +5

      robomike27 the slime I am referencing every movie i have seen where the main character "goes on a man hunt to kill the man that killed his

    • @blackboard212
      @blackboard212 Před 10 lety +1

      johnception 0 fcks given its fun :P like original batman and joker :P

  • @WeeHez90
    @WeeHez90 Před 10 lety +140

    I find it really hard being evil in games, it took me forever to finish inFamous down the evil route and I still haven't managed to be Renegade in any of the Mass Effects lol

    • @briserpitou1152
      @briserpitou1152 Před 10 lety +12

      Preach to the angelic choir, brother.

    • @vicentetorrella6639
      @vicentetorrella6639 Před 10 lety

      lol, true every time I don't spend over 100,000 bells on one person in animal crossing I cry

    • @BigWalex
      @BigWalex Před 10 lety

      Well youre gona hate yourself when you dont cure the genophage in Mass Effect 3, especially if you saved wrex

    • @WeeHez90
      @WeeHez90 Před 10 lety

      I finished Mass Effect 3 after it came out, I don't remember half of it because the end was so shite and that is what stuck with me lol

    • @gamercfd
      @gamercfd Před 10 lety +14

      Sometimes I tell myself (after I beat the game as good) "no matter what, I'm gonna be evil." And then this happens...
      Well, that's too mean, oh, I can't do that, Jesus, that's terrible!!! And I never end up being evil, lol

  • @AWiseMelon
    @AWiseMelon Před 8 lety +10

    At 1:19, I like how she says "Look out" but continues to sit and stare at the wall lmao

  • @OlTol21
    @OlTol21 Před 7 lety +7

    "It's alright Miss, i'm not gonna hurt ya"
    *Watches as she is run over by train*

  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper Před 9 lety +170

    Whatever Elijah deserved to be locked in that vault. I didn't even bother leaving any gold for him to play with

    • @hardscopes9819
      @hardscopes9819 Před 9 lety

      Jack Duripper "gold"

    • @trevalynfar4925
      @trevalynfar4925 Před 9 lety +13

      Jack Duripper I would have to agree that if you were picking evil achievements incarcerating a would be tyrant who manipulates people using bomb collars is an act of good. That and your three options are to side with him, kill him or let him open up a file which is below a file saying that you shouldn't open as it is a trap. Its his own fault he is so stupid. If you had to pick an achievement wouldn't the one where you shoot the president be the most evil of fallout NV?

    • @americano2424
      @americano2424 Před 9 lety

      +HAM MY yes their is gold in the Sierra madre vault

    • @thomasterpstra4144
      @thomasterpstra4144 Před 9 lety

      +Trevalyn Far Nah, not really. Guy was a dick anyway.

    • @uhuju1
      @uhuju1 Před 9 lety

      Right. How'd you take the gold?

  • @yeandrybelliard2483
    @yeandrybelliard2483 Před 9 lety +190

    what about nuking the town in fallout 3 its way worse than putting a live grenade in someone's pocket

    • @NecroComet
      @NecroComet Před 9 lety +12

      My reaction, "Fuck it"

    • @madness1931
      @madness1931 Před 9 lety +7

      Those people knew what was coming, they were living (and worshiping) a bloody nuclear bomb.

    • @TheXander360
      @TheXander360 Před 9 lety +4

      don't you get the same achievement from not blowing it up?

    • @SheppardOfNumenor
      @SheppardOfNumenor Před 9 lety +13

      Side note: the psychotic prankster isn't so heartless if you do it to an enemy; also why would they show FNV footage when talking about F3?!?

    • @TheXander360
      @TheXander360 Před 9 lety +3

      ^I was wondering that too. Maybe they just used NV because they had to play it anyway for the achievement in Dead Money

  • @bobwilson679
    @bobwilson679 Před 8 lety +368

    These achievements are nothing. Markiplier blew up Detroit for a piece of cake in the would you rather game.

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 Před 8 lety +12

      Yep. Just for cake.
      That better have been a good cake.

    • @alterranlongbow5067
      @alterranlongbow5067 Před 8 lety +3

      Well, it must have been. Because there is no description for the cake, meaning it could infinitely regenerate and taste like your favourite type of cake.

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 Před 8 lety +3

      Beta Yeah. There's no limits to the cake. The decision is if you're willing to destroy Detroit for it.

    • @alterranlongbow5067
      @alterranlongbow5067 Před 8 lety +9

      Amethyst Lynx
      Who said you couldn't evacuate Detroit first? :O You could then sell pieces of the cake until you've raised enough cash to rebuild it! :D Although, that would take some time. :/

    • @alterranlongbow5067
      @alterranlongbow5067 Před 8 lety

      I didn't type that. :S

  • @bradyp634
    @bradyp634 Před 8 lety +32

    I got an acheivement for blowing up the entire earth on one of the goat simulator games

  • @Dukeofnachos
    @Dukeofnachos Před 9 lety +47

    I can't go for the Killbane ending of Saints Row 3. "Holding Out for a Hero" starts up and I just have to go save Shaundi.

    • @camjakeeg
      @camjakeeg Před 9 lety

      If you kill Killbane, you get the chance to go back and save Shaundi. Both achieverments in one playthrough!

    • @monkeyman3658
      @monkeyman3658 Před 9 lety

      How?

    • @camjakeeg
      @camjakeeg Před 9 lety

      You have the mission in your mission folder. try it ;)

    • @TheChewman1
      @TheChewman1 Před 9 lety

      Dukeofnachos ik that felling i stood there for 10 mins trying to decide

  • @QuackSpeed
    @QuackSpeed Před 10 lety +16

    The Party Pooper was one i got, didn't know they were friendly, thought it was a trap

  • @atlasdgen
    @atlasdgen Před 8 lety +198

    this video was recommended by CZcams to me... Am I a bad man?

    • @zeet8251
      @zeet8251 Před 8 lety +2

      +Atlas Gen no ... yes... i am too

    • @leguan278
      @leguan278 Před 8 lety +1

      +Atlas Gen looks like we are in the same boat, this is the second video i was recommended.... this one and... the one about embaresing achivements

    • @zeet8251
      @zeet8251 Před 8 lety

      lol so much burn

    • @hawler7866
      @hawler7866 Před 8 lety +2

      +Atlas Gen well maybe you're batman

    • @zeet8251
      @zeet8251 Před 8 lety

      lol

  • @myforeheadyourfuture4752
    @myforeheadyourfuture4752 Před 8 lety +71

    what about blowing up megaton in fallout 3?

    • @nerosyrinx3876
      @nerosyrinx3876 Před 8 lety +2

      ...That was fun

    • @aretaros
      @aretaros Před 8 lety +1

      Exactly what I was thinking about.

    • @loketjakoprase285
      @loketjakoprase285 Před 8 lety +1

      you will still get a trophx even when you disarm the bomb

    • @Forestxavier20
      @Forestxavier20 Před 8 lety +4

      First off, amazing name and photo. My girlfriend loves Yuno Gasai and is at times called Yuno. Second off, I did WAAAAY worse. I blew up Megaton after robbing it, then killed everyone in the tower. After that, I went to go try and kill the overseer of vault 101.... saddly explosives dont destroy the door.

    • @memethief526
      @memethief526 Před 7 lety +5

      If you go to Vault 101 right after completing the waters of life you get a quest to go in and you can kill them then

  • @PaulGaither
    @PaulGaither Před 9 lety +141

    I don't do these for the gamer score.

  • @damir_van_kalaz
    @damir_van_kalaz Před 9 lety +87

    Because stealing candy from babies is certainly more evil than killing members of a nearly extinct species, letting a woman die to a train, and basically anything else on this list...

    • @stalectos
      @stalectos Před 9 lety +2

      Valsako Iliska well the nearly extinct species dies off entirely anyway (covenant glasses the planet and you as a player know that before you start) rockstar games are designed with random murder in mind so if you never get around to killing a bunch of people you are doing something wrong. stealing candy from a baby is more of a dick move than killing things that will die soon anyway and murdering someone in a game where a fun way to kill an afternoon real life time is by seeing how many cops you can take down before you die.

    • @alexanderwerner9294
      @alexanderwerner9294 Před 9 lety

      +stalectos You realized you said that stealing candy from a baby is more of a dick move then killing an animal just because it's endangered?

    • @damir_van_kalaz
      @damir_van_kalaz Před 9 lety +11

      Alexander Werner
      This is the internet.
      Logic and rational thought do not exist here.

    • @stalectos
      @stalectos Před 9 lety +1

      Alexander Werner
      well when you think about the fact that most of them were killed in real life anyway and that you benefit from it (you can sell the parts of the buffalo) you not only have a reason to kill them other than an achievement but also the knowledge that if you don't do it someone else eventually does. what do you gain from stealing candy from babies? sure you get some candy but you can get that elsewhere anyway. there is no real benefit from doing it and its not something that will eventually come to pass anyway while someone will steal candy from a baby chances are no one would steal that candy from that specific baby if you didn't do it.
      in short the inevitable and beneficial crime is not worse than the crime that will not come to pass if you don't do it and that benefits no one. now in real life murdering a bunch of an endangered species is worse but that is the best part about video games they aren't real life.

    • @reaperofburgers
      @reaperofburgers Před 8 lety +2

      +Valsako Iliska Does no one get the joke of the baby achievement?

  • @leiffitzsimmonsfrey1272
    @leiffitzsimmonsfrey1272 Před 8 lety +5

    "Dancing with the Devil" from Spore.
    Ally with the grox (Who have wiped out countless civilizations and will give you quests to do so)

  • @lilfizz1619
    @lilfizz1619 Před 8 lety +44

    Wow...and here's me feeling bad about burning this one guy's cupcakes

    • @leguan278
      @leguan278 Před 8 lety +9

      +Nicola Gerrard wow wow wow.... stop right there monster.... noone burns a cupcake.....

    • @lilfizz1619
      @lilfizz1619 Před 8 lety

      Lets Pretend Hahaha

    • @brandonhughes4076
      @brandonhughes4076 Před 8 lety

      well I purposely overcooked a cake. #baller

    • @TheSatiratician
      @TheSatiratician Před 8 lety +7

      +Brandon Hughes You fucking monster.

    • @maxeriksson350
      @maxeriksson350 Před 8 lety

      +Brandon Hughes noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!👍 ps noooooooooo!

  • @SalaComMander
    @SalaComMander Před 10 lety +52

    I _hated_ the Party Pooper achievement...The entire time I was beating the shit out of those harmless people, I kept yelling "I'M SORRY!!!"

    • @alice6035
      @alice6035 Před 10 lety +3

      Harmless criminals that got locked up for some seriously fucked up shit.

    • @SalaComMander
      @SalaComMander Před 10 lety +9

      Alex Hopkins You don't know what they got locked up for. Gotham's a pretty corrupt place, even after Commissioner Loeb's death.
      On the other hand, I'm pretty sure the shirtless black man with the white skull face paint who saw Joker's code of conduct and still thought to himself "Yeah, just stick with this guy and I'll go places" probably wasn't in for jaywalking.

    • @Insertfunnycomment
      @Insertfunnycomment Před 10 lety +1

      SalaComMander I did it without knowing about the achievement, I just liked Batman Arkham Asylum's combat so much I felt like kicking the crap out of everyone I met. Does that make me a bad person?

    • @_Minecraft_ASMR
      @_Minecraft_ASMR Před 10 lety

      SalaComMander
      You clearly are unfamiliar with Batman (and more specifically, Arkham) lore if you believe that.

    • @iramylchreest7333
      @iramylchreest7333 Před 10 lety

      Insert Funny Comment Same.

  • @caster25000
    @caster25000 Před 9 lety +65

    With Safety Deposit Box, Elijah is evil to start with, so I don't think said achievement should be on this list.

  • @seanthebluesheep
    @seanthebluesheep Před 7 lety +14

    Wow, the last four years really have changed OXbox. Andy looks... never mind he's the same. Jane aged... absolutely nothing. The background is... white still.
    But there's a chair! There is now definitely a chair!

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk Před 2 lety +1

      Checking in from 2022. Are we *sure* the Oxbox crew aren't vampires?

  • @lokir9959
    @lokir9959 Před 7 lety +11

    If Batman does it, it can't be evil.

  • @LordJaric
    @LordJaric Před 10 lety +79

    I did the batman one without knowing about the achievment

  • @How2SayFuqALot
    @How2SayFuqALot Před 9 lety +197

    Even if i could get all of the GS in xbox existence to do it, i could never harvest a little sister, ya know?

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre Před 9 lety +6

      What do you mean? Harvest a little sister? Do you mean like run over her with a harvester or what?

    • @ervincool
      @ervincool Před 9 lety +59

      themeanminecraftman Bioshock.

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre Před 9 lety

      ErvinGamez I've never played Bioshock so...

    • @WaifuWorks
      @WaifuWorks Před 9 lety +9

      Right i told my bf im making him play bioshock and he better not dare harvest them

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre Před 9 lety

      Fear Pink I don't understand, what do you mean about harvesting?

  • @maxmays2455
    @maxmays2455 Před 7 lety +3

    There was also one in Red Dead Redemption for killing all of the buffalo and also killing the Sasquatch in Undead Nightmare, that game had a lot of evil achievements.

  • @SpartanPrimeDSTY117
    @SpartanPrimeDSTY117 Před 8 lety +25

    I started laughing when doing the dastardly achievement

    • @jamessleeper2477
      @jamessleeper2477 Před 8 lety +1

      savage

    • @makukawakami
      @makukawakami Před 8 lety +1

      mehehehe

    • @nickcara97
      @nickcara97 Před 6 lety

      I’ll admit to slyly smirking while slowly rubbing my palms together.

    • @journeysoutloud1990
      @journeysoutloud1990 Před 6 lety

      I'm cracking a shit eating grin.

    • @usxxgrant
      @usxxgrant Před 2 lety

      I was so proud of myself. I discovered that it was an achievement after I did it on my own.

  • @q7easds721p
    @q7easds721p Před 10 lety +7

    I love the way the babies dance when you take their candy

  • @AValveFanboy
    @AValveFanboy Před 10 lety +11

    There's an achievement in Garry's Mod called Bad Friend, which involves murdering 1000 friendly NPCs. Even worse, there's one called Innocent Bystander, which has you do the same thing, but to animals instead.

  • @dclarkmusic
    @dclarkmusic Před 8 lety +16

    I annihilated that joker party lol

  • @scarlet__eye9489
    @scarlet__eye9489 Před 8 lety +4

    I really love this channel and the presenters. Great personalities and good laughs from scripted stuff! Great work

  • @Phineas3000MC
    @Phineas3000MC Před 9 lety +66

    How on EARTH is incinerating the Companion Cube in Portal not on here! That little cube is like your best friend, and you incinerate it! >.

    • @Phineas3000MC
      @Phineas3000MC Před 9 lety

      Huh, yeah, I guess your right, haha

    • @thecommenter1002
      @thecommenter1002 Před 9 lety

      I DON'T KNOW HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 Před 9 lety

      I think it's because that achievement is on Steam and perhaps not Xbox.
      I may be wrong about this.

    • @Phineas3000MC
      @Phineas3000MC Před 9 lety

      Portal is on XBox as well, I'm pretty sure...

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 Před 9 lety +1

      It is, but I don't think the achievement is. ^^;

  • @awesomenokes
    @awesomenokes Před 10 lety +20

    That Battlefield achievement really went for realism

    • @odobenus159
      @odobenus159 Před 10 lety +2

      ...

    • @awesomenokes
      @awesomenokes Před 10 lety +8

      Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

    • @Circenn
      @Circenn Před 10 lety +2

      ***** Too bad they missed your house aye? :P

    • @awesomenokes
      @awesomenokes Před 10 lety +4

      Ankarus Thane Yeah, then I wouldn't have to read venomous comments like that

    • @Circenn
      @Circenn Před 10 lety +4

      ***** xD Sorry, I was in a trolling mood earlier in the day. Sorry for that!

  • @RandomGuy-km6mn
    @RandomGuy-km6mn Před 8 lety +10

    You know she didn't really seem too worried that there was a grenade in her pocket.

    • @Kaiimei
      @Kaiimei Před 8 lety +2

      +Pearson7951 She was more worried for everyone else. She knew she was about to die, so she warned everyone xD

    • @jamesgibbs6716
      @jamesgibbs6716 Před 6 lety

      Hey. Everyone. Watch out or something, I don't- *'SPLODE*

  • @21shamsham
    @21shamsham Před 8 lety +1

    I've never owned an Xbox, I don't play video games, and I still can't pass a video you guys make without watching it, they're hilarious

  • @Hybrid_Punk
    @Hybrid_Punk Před 10 lety +22

    I got the Party Pooper trophy on Batman: Arkham Asylum without realizing it was a trophy. XD

    • @alexsdemkin
      @alexsdemkin Před 10 lety +12

      Same here. When I saw all though thugs standing around I thought it was a trap and attacked.

  • @resevil2396
    @resevil2396 Před 10 lety +10

    haha, psychotic prankster was amusing. Fallout is full of that kind of dark humor.

  • @zenitramorange8632
    @zenitramorange8632 Před 8 lety +3

    I got the dastardly achievement without knowing it was an achievement. It took me several tries to get the Elder trapped in the fault. Also I had my character in sims take candy from their own child.

  • @jsm9078
    @jsm9078 Před 6 lety +1

    Not a comment about this particular vid but more on OX... Thank you for these videos. You're all amazing.

  • @CaitiffFTW
    @CaitiffFTW Před 10 lety +20

    What is it about stealing candy from babies that makes the babies do the Harlem Shake?

  • @protercool
    @protercool Před 9 lety +4

    What the text option says:
    "Who are you?"
    What Shepard actually says:
    "Ye, cram your honour."
    Mass Effect logic, true story

  • @jaydenwinter5985
    @jaydenwinter5985 Před 8 lety +2

    i wouldn't harm in any way shape or form, a nice person who has helped you the whole way in a story game (Life is strange, all of telltale's games, etc.)

  • @konoyarogaming6774
    @konoyarogaming6774 Před 8 lety +7

    What about the achievement 'What is wrong with you' in Assassin's Creed syndicate? You have to kill horses until one of them flips the carriage it's pulling.

    • @_b1ack0ut4
      @_b1ack0ut4 Před 8 lety +4

      I believe the achievement is in all caps too, for that extra bit of shame

  • @Lord_Foxy13
    @Lord_Foxy13 Před 9 lety +157

    When I did the Dastardly achievement... I used a Nun
    #NoRegrets

    • @chainsawgood123
      @chainsawgood123 Před 9 lety +15

      ***** I'm not sure you can put a lot of difference in the value of someone's life based on their job. Unless they're a hitman or a drug dealer or something.

    • @TheSpecialJ11
      @TheSpecialJ11 Před 9 lety +5

      Abby Ritter I think you can't put a value on someone's life because of their profession unless their profession does it to someone else. Like a druglord, paid assassin. Note: I am excluding the job of a soldier, that is killing for a different reason.

    • @southparkkenny2
      @southparkkenny2 Před 9 lety +14

      TheCoool31 I used some bitch who tried to steal my horse.
      My horse trusted me enough that when she hijacked me I only had to whistle and it bucked her off.

    • @notalkingstudio4308
      @notalkingstudio4308 Před 8 lety +4

      +southparkkenny2 I don't like the past tense you used I think you killed the horse

    • @nightset601
      @nightset601 Před 8 lety +1

      +southparkkenny2 that actually isn't evil, it's brutality.

  • @goplayer1001
    @goplayer1001 Před 10 lety +8

    I went a bit over the top with the wheel in Fable II. I got a ton of people to like me, then took them all to the wheel and then sacrificed them all at once. I got married to like, four people at once, then took them all to the wheel, again at the same time, then pulled the lever. That was my full evil character, I slaughtered the entirety of several areas, choose the money wish at the end, bought all the properties and put the rent at full price, I was the evilist bastard one could even imagine while playing that game.

  • @bearling477
    @bearling477 Před 8 lety +25

    Add "Deterrence" to the list. For over 26 years youve been lectured by kojima on nuclear weapons, for those same 26 years youve been playing game after game of his with the sole purpose of disarming nuclear equipped weapons, youve been told by even the previously pro-nuclear antagonists in the game that it was a mistake, and it was time to give up those pursuits, and what the fuck do you do in the last game of that near three decade long series about the horrors of nuclear weapons?
    you build a fuckin' nuke.
    Or if youre a reasonable person, You disarm them, but theres no achievement for that.

    • @HydraSpectre1138
      @HydraSpectre1138 Před rokem

      There is a hidden achievement (and a hidden third chapter that is just one cutscene) that happens when all the nukes in one server have been disarmed.

  • @keisuketakahashi8194
    @keisuketakahashi8194 Před 8 lety +98

    Clubbing seals is no problem for me I'm canadian :D

    • @maxmaggio612
      @maxmaggio612 Před 8 lety +1

      +General Krikeny but baby seals? come on!

    • @keisuketakahashi8194
      @keisuketakahashi8194 Před 8 lety

      Max Maggio i.imgur.com/zwA6DtS.png

    • @maxmaggio612
      @maxmaggio612 Před 8 lety +4

      Whether it's cultural or not, it's not cool!!! I agree with the blue star guy in that comic!

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy Před 8 lety

      +General Krikeny lol funny

    • @maxmaggio612
      @maxmaggio612 Před 8 lety

      urr urr urr!!!!OH, OH OH, OH!!!! MA GET THE CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!

  • @HellBringer
    @HellBringer Před 10 lety +87

    WHAT ABOUT BLOWING UP MEGATON IN FALLOUT 3!!!

    • @Kurzidan
      @Kurzidan Před 10 lety +6

      oh pfft - That's like, not even the sprinkles on the icing on the cake that is evil- They stupidly built their city around a massive nuke..... And they could honestly just move. Yeah it may be wrong - but unless this was like a top 100 or 1000 (Honestly, it is just that low on the totem pole) we shouldn't see it.

    • @shankyshanky4722
      @shankyshanky4722 Před 10 lety +11

      We thought we'd be doing the world a favor by getting rid of Moira Brown. If anything, blowing up Megaton should be one of the kindest things in gaming.

    • @Peter-in4do
      @Peter-in4do Před 10 lety +17

      Morning Foot She's one of the few survivors if you blow up Megaton. She becomes a ghoul however.

    • @orangeflame568
      @orangeflame568 Před 10 lety

      I did it to blow up the bomb worshipers, those cultists were bad for all of humanity and needed to be culled before they infected anymore people with their cult belief.

    • @shankyshanky4722
      @shankyshanky4722 Před 10 lety

      LoveAndStuff I know... *sniff sniff*

  • @MrHornyboy2000
    @MrHornyboy2000 Před 10 lety +19

    I proudly punched the reporter in all 3 mass effect games ^_^

  • @gothmissstress
    @gothmissstress Před 3 lety +2

    That crazy laugh Andy made 🤣

  • @liamreardon8479
    @liamreardon8479 Před 8 lety +1

    In Fallout 4 there is also an achievement for placing a grenade in the target's pocket. I believe it's called Revenge of the Prankster or something similar

  • @nicocrestmere9688
    @nicocrestmere9688 Před 10 lety +14

    My favorite evil achievement of all time is "Bad Nanny" -10g. Kill 20 unbaptized babies in Dante's Inferno. I see your stealing candy from a baby and raise you one sickle to your baby's face.

    • @VoidDankest
      @VoidDankest Před 10 lety +2

      That seems...interesting.
      *buys Dante's Inferno*

    • @boosterpackzach2332
      @boosterpackzach2332 Před 10 lety

      ***** It's a fun game, not a lot of replay value, but if you like hacking and slashing likewise to that of God of War then you are in luck

  • @Raiinow
    @Raiinow Před 10 lety +77

    It's funny because I have all these achievements.

    • @Raiinow
      @Raiinow Před 10 lety +35

      Why thank you.

    • @xxruredyxx
      @xxruredyxx Před 10 lety +4

      ***** so... Kuchiki, when are we going to see you fight again? maybe after Kempachis fight?

    • @Raiinow
      @Raiinow Před 10 lety +10

      Iron Beast Err well you see.... *uses flash step*

    • @xxruredyxx
      @xxruredyxx Před 10 lety +2

      ***** *uses sonido* why are you avoiding the question?

    • @Notimetoexplain186
      @Notimetoexplain186 Před 10 lety +3

      ***** *uses instant transmission* yeah, quit sitting around like a bitch.

  • @thelokitheory4047
    @thelokitheory4047 Před 8 lety +34

    I don't care it's a sword

  • @jakobtheoutdoorsman2926
    @jakobtheoutdoorsman2926 Před 8 lety +19

    what about the achievement when you kill mister house with a nine iron after all the stuff he does for you?

  • @Peace8267
    @Peace8267 Před 10 lety +37

    I rode my pig of a cliff in minecraft... I miss him :(

    • @CindriKat
      @CindriKat Před 10 lety +23

      I did the same thing, but mine lived & walked into lava the next day

    • @owynnunn9304
      @owynnunn9304 Před 10 lety +8

      my horses in skyrim only die that way, falling

    • @owynnunn9304
      @owynnunn9304 Před 10 lety

      awsome

  • @BladesofElysian
    @BladesofElysian Před 9 lety +24

    It's not an achievement but I absolutely could not kill parthanax, I think I spelled that wrong, the Dragon at the top of the snow mountain in skyrim there is a quest where the blades ask you to kill him and I completely ignored it.

    • @Quillever
      @Quillever Před 9 lety

      ***** I got a mod to kill the blades

    • @BladesofElysian
      @BladesofElysian Před 9 lety +1

      Oooooh interesting

    • @Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language
      @Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language Před 9 lety +10

      ***** Saved my game and did it. He didn't even bother to fight back, and the Greybeards refuse to speak with you any longer. And what give the blades in return? Delphine asks you to recruit new members for the blades. I loaded my saved game again and Fus Ro Dah 'ed her of the overlook at Sky Haven temple. Good riddance

    • @Quillever
      @Quillever Před 9 lety +2

      Ben Cook He's more useful than the blades.

    • @soapbar9175
      @soapbar9175 Před 9 lety +6

      Ben Cook Except Gold is literally everywhere and Dragon Souls are easy to get.
      There is almost no reason to kill Parthurnax

  • @aolis120
    @aolis120 Před 6 lety

    Watching in 2018 and wow... you guys have changed

  • @theunwelcome
    @theunwelcome Před 8 lety

    laughed through this whole video... and this from a guy that proudly displays the "High Will Save" achievement in Neverwinter...

  • @ewanscott1880
    @ewanscott1880 Před 10 lety +29

    your saying blowing on guy up is bad but its ok to NUKE megaton

  • @cbb6278
    @cbb6278 Před 10 lety +20

    I found the dastardly achievement from RDR on accident when I got bored

    • @Niaroth
      @Niaroth Před 10 lety +3

      Ahaha same here :') I got the idea from night of the museum where the little guys tie the guard to a tiny train track xD

    • @GamerBoy9041
      @GamerBoy9041 Před 10 lety

      Same here! Lady was looking at me funny!

    • @Niaroth
      @Niaroth Před 10 lety

      DA BOSS You are a piece of cheese. Thought I'd just point that out.

  • @foxfit4904
    @foxfit4904 Před 8 lety

    I love the live grenade in pocket. Hilarious.

  • @chaossin7425
    @chaossin7425 Před 7 lety

    Overlord. Great stuff.

  • @WolvelyGamer7
    @WolvelyGamer7 Před 9 lety +3

    4:08
    "Every party needs a pooper thats why they invited you. Party pooperrrr, party pooperrr."
    love that scene~

  • @jeffwhite7158
    @jeffwhite7158 Před 10 lety +29

    quote at 3:34 - "Hey, it's not automatically evil to kick someone in the nuts"
    Only a female would say this.

  • @Phantom12000
    @Phantom12000 Před 8 lety

    that mass effect punch felt good :]

  • @JotaC
    @JotaC Před 8 lety

    I've watched all of these with a big deep smile in my face

  • @wc-8336
    @wc-8336 Před 10 lety +13

    Locking Father Elijah isn't evil, it's intended and gives the best ending, everything else is for heartless bastards

    • @JadeDude1973
      @JadeDude1973 Před 10 lety

      Father Elijah was a heartless bastard, for sure.

    • @wc-8336
      @wc-8336 Před 10 lety +3

      but strangely enough, it awards even Father Elijah a "happy" ending (or as close to one as possible)

  • @jacksepticnose1150
    @jacksepticnose1150 Před 10 lety +11

    I think having a sense of morals definitely far outweighs my desire of gamer score.

  • @Dark_Mishra
    @Dark_Mishra Před 6 lety

    If you see this(and haven't done it yet), can you do a list of the most dastardly games and/or series? You mentioned Overlord II's acheivement for clubbing seals, but that entire series is all about doing dastardly deeds - even the Wii game! - so I'm sure the Overlord series would rank very high on that list! Lol!

  • @nickolaskaaay3232
    @nickolaskaaay3232 Před rokem

    It's me from the future. Love the thumbnail of Andy wearing a mustache ironically and now that's kinda just what he looks like.

  • @TheHutOfWeasels
    @TheHutOfWeasels Před 10 lety +14

    I don't know the name of the achievement, but in South park the stick of truth you get an achievement for farting on dead Nazi-Zombie-Fetus.

  • @dillonotto8929
    @dillonotto8929 Před 10 lety +16

    what about killing 100 hobbits in lord of the rings conquest? that was pretty heartless

  • @iansmith9689
    @iansmith9689 Před 8 lety +41

    What wouldn't I do for an achievement? Let's see here... Oh! Buy DLC.

  • @yousifusama3326
    @yousifusama3326 Před 8 lety +197

    Eh. None of this beats making someone step on legos

  • @c-longjohns6183
    @c-longjohns6183 Před 10 lety +33

    I'd hardly call even half of these evil, wanna know something evil? It may not be an achievement but how about blowing up an entire major settlement in Fallout 3? Megaton ringing any bells? I thought so.

    • @Metalheadforever1101
      @Metalheadforever1101 Před 10 lety +4

      I whole heartedly agree with that one. That's just pure evil. And fun sometimes.

    • @c-longjohns6183
      @c-longjohns6183 Před 10 lety

      Normally I never enjoy being a jerk even in games, but I must admit... I had to agree with Mr. Burke when the cloud rose into the air, awesome.

    • @Humorless_Wokescold
      @Humorless_Wokescold Před 10 lety +3

      I can never bring myself to do it. Even my most chaotic evil characters have enough sense to realize there'd be absolutely no gain from it.

    • @c-longjohns6183
      @c-longjohns6183 Před 10 lety +2

      I know, but after awhile you do eventually get curious right? Don't feel bad, we all succumb to it eventually.

    • @Humorless_Wokescold
      @Humorless_Wokescold Před 10 lety

      I know but there are just some decisions in games I can't bring myself to make.

  • @BrandonHolderDaNewb
    @BrandonHolderDaNewb Před 10 lety +11

    I only felt bad for the little seal

  • @jessicastrike5640
    @jessicastrike5640 Před 3 lety

    Can’t wait for part 3 this summer!

  • @CidGuerreiro1234
    @CidGuerreiro1234 Před 8 lety +8

    Killing Sif 3 times in Dark Souls...

    • @dragoredrox7493
      @dragoredrox7493 Před 6 lety +1

      CidGuerreiro1234 watching that battles is heartwrenching

  • @megasean3000
    @megasean3000 Před 10 lety +26

    Wasn't there an achievement/trophy in Star Wars Force Unleashed II that has you kick 10 Ewoks? You'd have to be pretty heartless to do that :'(

    • @memnarch129
      @memnarch129 Před 10 lety +10

      There was one in Force Unleashed to knock I think 20 Stormtroopers off the bridges in the Vader sequence, it was called "Worst Day Shift Manager Ever".

    • @idiodum8497
      @idiodum8497 Před 10 lety +15

      force unleashed 2 the endor dlc....best part of the game really...1 dollar to infinitely drop kick all the ewoks you want

    • @Sp4rtanGaming
      @Sp4rtanGaming Před 10 lety

      There was one quite similar in The Force Unleashed. It was called "Bossk." It required you to kill 200 wookies in the prologue. very heartless indeed

    • @AstralDragoon
      @AstralDragoon Před 10 lety

      Spartan Gaming
      That was funny as hell; I couldn't stop laughing at the Wookies roaring and flopping around on the bridge while I was using Force push on it.

  • @BunnerTime
    @BunnerTime Před 10 lety +7

    The only thing I would never be able to do in my life: Act Normal.

  • @skeleton8559
    @skeleton8559 Před 8 lety +1

    I really feel bad for Conrad Verner, The footage of him is his hero insulting him in his face, he even breaks into tears. I know it's just a game, but I still fell bad for him.

  • @JeanLucCaptain
    @JeanLucCaptain Před 8 lety +4

    I'm suprised that fable wasn't mentioned in this, there are lots off really evil deeds you can perform for achevments!

  • @jackgeddesmedia
    @jackgeddesmedia Před 10 lety +37

    I wouldn't kill a dog for Gamerscore.

    • @x0dknight946
      @x0dknight946 Před 10 lety +20

      Of course you wouldn't, your picture is CoD:Ghosts and one of the main characters is a dog.

    • @sinelacico823
      @sinelacico823 Před 10 lety +6

      A Flying Dodo no
      the dogs in a little bit of the game

    • @phoenixgaming7788
      @phoenixgaming7788 Před 10 lety +9

      A Flying Dodo No he would not kill one because it is not nice to kill a dog.

    • @Msatk342s
      @Msatk342s Před 10 lety +10

      then you don´t wanna play the walking dead season 2...

    • @jackgeddesmedia
      @jackgeddesmedia Před 10 lety +1

      TheMangaFanboy Already have on PC

  • @spoonshue
    @spoonshue Před 9 lety +6

    forget the points, my wife took my controller and clubbed the baby seals for FUN! but in her mercy she did spare the sheep -_-

  • @TwinPeaksIndustries
    @TwinPeaksIndustries Před 8 lety

    "...punch reporters in the face" - I see what you did there ;)

  • @DeathKhan
    @DeathKhan Před 8 lety +1

    I'd say the Father Elijah bit was totally justified. Plus, he's got a Gauss rifle, and I don't want to deal with that.

  • @blahrobe5193
    @blahrobe5193 Před 10 lety +24

    what about the fallout 3 achievement were you nuke that lovely little town for fun?

    • @logiccreations2721
      @logiccreations2721 Před 10 lety +12

      thats a very nice explosion

    • @evan32cooper
      @evan32cooper Před 10 lety +4

      Oh god. Poor, poor Megaton XD

    • @deathslide8
      @deathslide8 Před 10 lety +5

      worst part is if you go back there moira is still alive and ghoulified not knowing what the hell just happened

  • @Volvary
    @Volvary Před 10 lety +5

    Orion : Dino Horde?
    Drive a scorpion tank full of players down a cliff.

  • @SuperLaser101
    @SuperLaser101 Před 8 lety +1

    Lol, I completed the "keep it clean" achievement on Halo Reach without realizing it was an achievement

  • @CindyHelms
    @CindyHelms Před 4 lety

    It's probably my rewatching older videos I hadn't seen before' mind talking... but... where's that cool chair they're always sitting in?

  • @stumpman6032
    @stumpman6032 Před 10 lety +9

    Fallout 3 achievement? Heartless one?? Thats nothing I slay everyone in my sight....

  • @TyrBarghest
    @TyrBarghest Před 10 lety +6

    I had a game the gave one point for beating the game on Hell Mode. I just couldn't bring myself to go through that much trouble for a point.

  • @kestinguinn8778
    @kestinguinn8778 Před 8 lety

    I just got red dead redemption, and it's downloading right now. The Dastardly trophy is going to be my first in the game!

  • @robguerra4058
    @robguerra4058 Před 2 měsíci

    Man, i forget how short and quick pace these old videos were