Top 10 Funniest Movie Insults
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- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me... Whoever believed that, anyway? Join www.WatchMojo.com as we count down our picks for the top 10 funniest movie insults. Check us out at / watchmojo , / watchmojo and / watchmojo
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“Words can never hurt me” *throws dictionary*
Lol aliens rock
"I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
"A simple wrong would have done just fine but...."
"It wasn't like that, penis breath!"
- Eliot to his older brother Michael in E.T.
He literally called his brother the PG version of a c***sucker. Best.
I kept waiting for that one, and it never came.
Get it? Came? 😄
+calisongbird no.....just no
+Tyler Keilman huh??
Well if u can dodge a wrench u can dodge a ball
Even better is their mom's reaction...you can tell she's trying hard not to laugh
every insult in full metal jacket should be here
Fabrizio Bianchi "You climb obstacles like old people fuck" was the best one
They're scattered across the various Top 10 Funny insults videos done by WatchMojo.
The fact there were no FMJ mentions means this video is a steaming pile of fuck (and I don't mean in a good way like an all human consenting adult orgy. More a bad way like a beastial necrophile picking up roadkill). Whoever did the research must have fallen asleep on the job and woke up with a handful of minutes to crap something out.
Your so ugly you could be an modern art piece
I was just thinking that when I saw the title of this video😂
The french taunter guy from monty python is one of the funniest come backs ever like seriously when i heard that i near pissed
Yea i have thats when i first saw it haha
'YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS' is one of my favorite movie quotes. . . The Sandlot is _awesome._
Ikr
Nahh dude this one's better"You play ball like a GIRL! "
is he the fat one on the bad roomies movie?
LOL! 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😈😈😈😈😈😏😏😏😏😏
"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"
Judd Nelson...recognize!!
one of my favorites is still "Hey laser lips! Yo mamma was a snow blower." from Short Circuit.
"Its an inanimate FUCKING object!"
"YOURE an inanimate FUCKING OBJECT!"
laughed out loud, literally when I saw Ralph say that!!
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"....I've heard that line so many more times than I can count, and it still gets me laughing more than anything else.
the dickless line in ghostbusters gets me every time.
bill murrays face and sincere answer just make it so much better
Sandlot: "You play ball like a girl."
Because that's when Ham really made it hurt.
Cartman's song and Monty Phyton's cow were the only ones I found very funny. Maybe because I'm Argentinian, dunno.
no veo q tiene q ver, yo encontre todos graciosos xD tal vez xq vi todas las peliculas de la lista
El de Billy Madison es glorioso
nose porque tendria que ver que seamos Argentinos , yo considere todos graciosos excepto el de monty phyton
Blergh q has q
"if my dog was as ugly as you, i'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards"
and that's coming from a guy who looks like the orc commander from lord of the rings...
LMAO
LMFAO
Honestly, the only reason I watched this was that CZcams keeps recommending it to me, and that kid's face is the thumbnail, and I'm sick of seeing it.
"A simple wrong would've been just fine." :D
Diana Nunez
0:20 "You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop." XD Best one.
If Monty Python wasn't #1 I would never visit WatchMojo again. Ever.
Taylah Bradshaw Oh I would have said it if Barbara Danley didn't
Barbara Danley
I don't get whe monty python insult
it's not even that clever
+superdahoho, it's surreal humor, either you get it or you don't. I would avoid Monty Python if I were you-it's all they do.
superdahoho Hamsters are prolific breeders and elderberries were the prefered choice for wine making. In otherwords, the were saying that his mother was a slut and his father a drunk.
+Mr4theLulz1, that's a clever explanation, but not true. Hamsters are indigenous to the Mediterranean and northern Asia-unlikely that either nationality represented in this skit would be familiar with them. Or the African swallow, for that matter. And elderberries were not *preferred* for making wine-grapes were as abundant then in Europe as they are now. I have made elderberry wine and believe me, it's a pain. They also are lower in natural sugars, and sugar was a valuable commodity then. No one would use it to make sweet wine when grapes make good wine alone.
I was waiting for number one, and when it came on, I just leaned back and said "How could it have been anything else?"
I started the video saying "if the taunting Frenchman is not number one, I will be so finished with these people"
Agreed!
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" "what?" One of the funniest lines
YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS
SKAD SEIGE my baseball nickname was smalls because of how short I am lol
dr zonik lol same here
SKAD SEIGE same
SMALLS (YOUR KILLIN ME SMALLS),
IKR!
'You're still out.' 'Well you're still fat.' bench warmers
That's what I was thinking ! That movie is the best
Tru
I LOVE THAT MOVIE! it's so under appreciated.
Giggle Cake YEEEEESSSS BENCH WARMERS
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You... BUMDA!
What about "where did you get those clothes...the toilet store?"
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threechairlegs
psych! too bad it ain't a movie
"Oh yeah, well you PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!"
you do your nails LIKE A BOY!
"You play ball Like A GIRL!!"
"What Did You Say?!"
"You heard me!"
xD
+kitty want power! black butler
+Feliciano Vargas Yup....
XD
XD
- I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
- You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
- N.. no!
Definitely my favorite :D.
I think that that is the second best quote in history, only just behind what you said commented 5 days ago...
"You play ball like a girl" from the sandlot?
Yep
Ye that's what I was saying to my brother
Thats what every1 says to 50 cent right now lmfao
Timmy Summerlin don't say that to your bro, that just expands the lost faith in humanity
One of my favourites from the Sandlot has to be the emasculating, "You play baseball like a GIRL!" Back then saying that to any boy about ANY sport was grounds for a fistfight
"Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!"
If the list is supposed to NOT have harsh expletives as part of the insults, then why is Catman's song on this list? Just because that word doesn't often get bleeped on broadcast tv and radio doesn't mean it should be casually brushed off.
The song's lyrics has the F-word, btw.
Lance Snead
good point! strictly speaking, yeah that was totally against the rules for this list. Still, I'm glad to have seen it here
It's on the list because of how Kyle reacts not because Cartman is swearing.
WatchMojo pulls that crap sometimes. Still love their videos though
I was about to say this!!! xD!
No vulgar language???
half of them have vulgar language in them.
I think they probably forgot halfway in, remembered, then we're like,"Eh, fuck it, they probably won't even notice."
Robert Whittaker
Heh heh yeah I'm a bit of a potty mouth at times.
Midnght Eclipse it was just a bit of banter man, chill
Robert Whittaker right, he is a troll.
I know how to deal with them.
+Steven Clarke XDDD directions too your house, dig down, thats it just dig down, maybe you might find a red creature there
One of my favourites is from Labyrinth: “Your mother is a fragging aardvark” which a goblin says as he changes Sarah’s lipstick markings. By comparison, David Bowie’s character Jareth The Goblin King doesn’t really say anything funny, although he does insult Hoggle for not doing his job!
I was hoping Loki's "mewling quim" would make it on here.
There's this scene in A Shark's tale where Mr Sykes says Oscar can't even afford the gum under the seats (at the horse race).
Or this:
"There's coral, there's rocks, there's whale poo, and then there's you"
Hahaha! Yeah.
+Smot Butterman That belongs in the video, along with the other lame "insults."
+Finn Martin Yeah, it's like we have the SAME MIND.
+Smot Butterman yep
While not to his boss's face, Clark W. Grizwald had a pretty good insult toward the end of Christmas Vacation
+Robert Howard How did you post that font?
You’re missing the Planes, Trains and Automobiles insult from Neil Page to the lady at Marathon. “Welcome to Marathon , how may I help you” reply - that’s the best and most funniest one ever!
"I thought I was looking at my mothers old douchebag but that's in Ohio"
Ouch lolol
I hate ohio
You know, you would THINK that the entire first thirty minutes of Full Metal Jacket, which is comprised of improvised insults on the spot would at least make the honorable mentions list, but I guess that one just doesn't count for no reason.
Improvised. I don't think so. Ermey did that for a living. But, you're right. Some of those DI riffs were hilarious.
If I remember correctly, a lot of those bits had excessive language, so maybe it'll be in the next list?
ClockCutter Improvised in the meaning that it wasn´t in the script, but sure he was a DL for a living and had maybe used them before. But I think the insults are some of the best in cinematic history
They should be on the next list
They /were/ on the next list! :D
A Clockwork Orange "Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou.”
Damn,that is a awesome insult.
definitely fits on the list.
Let's get em boys!
***** lol seriously 😂
Can't give credit to that one. A Clockwork Orange is one tediously long monotony of word soup. The fact that one phrase managed to be humorous is only proof of the adage about infinite monkeys with typewriters. Given enough words, some combination thereof is going to be mildly funny. (Although I would not even call the insult you've listed, as being particularly funny.) Take your wannabe-edgy crapmovie fan wanking, elsewhere. I'm sure there's some rape fetish forum out there, where your dated, passe cult movie still gets the attention you think it deserves.
What about Leia in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back when she called Han a "stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf-herder"?
Darth Stormtooth I thought that too
It's rated highly in the overall 'Best Insults' video, don't worry
H1dden1s its a joke
Darth Stormtooth who you calling scruffy looking!
I love that!!!!
Monty python: “Hold my beer”
''youre so meaningless, watchmojo wouldnt be able to make a top 10 around you''
Fuckin savage
Woah tone it down there XD
hahaha
Alice Kirkland I get it BURN LOL XD 🦄
Top 10 Most Meaningless People on Earth
what about Castiel from Supernatural with his famous, "Hey ass butt!!!"
or when he goes up to Raphael and says, "You're my bitch now."
Omg yea!! I was just thinking about that!! Supernatural is da best....
Zulu Bright eyes Even though there was loads of swearing.
How about Gabriel when he says, "I love you, brother, but you're a great big bag of dicks," to Lucifer? If this were TV show insults, a lot of Dean Winchester's quips totally should've been included
please, Supernatural is just a cheap Hellblazer copy
The funniest line imo from the Ghostbusters v Walter Peck scene is "I'm gonna miss him!" 😂
Hi. (Excuse my poor English)
+Night Urbex Ahoj. Ospravedlňte moju slovenské.
you speak excellent English
+Night Urbex do pici
lol
***** to be exact, i have excellent English, i was born in America and only speak English
You pick Sandlot, and the shaving your dog's butt line is the one you go with??? It pales in comparison to "You play ball like a GIRL!"
that would be sexist though so i think that is why they didnt include it
Maybe, but if so, they need to lighten up.
Who cares if it's sexist, It's funny. And this is being said coming from a girl.
***** The point isn't the sexism, it's that it's a memorable line. No one remembers that dog butt line.
***** If you get offended by something like that, you're gonna have a bad time... Nobody said girls are "bad" but it is a fact women and men are better/worse at certain things. Get over it.
Not movie but TV-show: "Hey, Assbutt!"
YES!!! YES. CAS. THE LEADING INSULTER SINCE SEASON 4 XD
bahah Supernatural is amazing
I agree. :D
Superwholock is the best thing ever created.
Step Brothers wasn't in the list :/ "That's cute. I remember my first beer."
HAHAHA last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur
"check out their pants" two-bit Matthew
full metal jacket
Manuel Gruber I'm surprised it didn't even make honourable mentions
1024BenZ They did a third video called "Yet Another Top 10 Movie Insults." Full Metal Jacket might be on their. I assume because it was on the thumbnail.
***** nice!
Haha tbhhhhh
Untouchable... Greatest insulting of all time.
the insults from 3 amigos,"You son of a motherless goat!"
Dude Ihuh n
your mom goes to college
The best.
savage
Your mum goes to high school
This is a reference I hope you realize. lol
+Kolbey Ditsche. its from Napoleon dynamite
When I heard cartman's song for the first time, I got it stuck in my head for a week. It got awkward when I started humming it at school
What about the Breakfast Club?
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
Ah, I knew The Breakfast Club had a good insult that I was forgetting xD
Hey
That's my fave line from that movie!
One of my favorites is from The Man Who Came to Dinner. A nurse nags Whiteside for indulging in some candy and he returns with:
My great aunt Jennifer had a box of candy every day. She lived to be a hundred and two, and when she'd been dead for three days, she looked far better than you do *now*.
"HA! GOT 'EM!"
"This ain't a girl scouts camp" Mr. Sir in Holes
"THEY'LL WORK IT OUT"
*blocks crowd to save the lady*
I would rank John Candy in the Uncle Buck Movie (1989) - Moley Russel's Wart in the top ten.
"Buck Melenoma, Moley Russell's wart"
I love that movie
Yo mama
+EpicTomahawk oh Cum on!! 😀
Using Sandlot and not using the line "You play ball like a girl!" is an insult.
Amen
badass447 Having to call you their child is an even bigger insult... Just kidding. :)
Dylan Armstorng You might be right there. It would be tough having a kid like me.
badass447 Because my gender is NOT an insult.
Cecelia Laudat The whole joke is that they are kids...
And guess what?
KIDS TALK LIKE THAT.
Get over yourself.
This was my favorite list! I still say Booger’s should be top 5
I LOVE the sandlot joke, thats my favorite movie
I couldn't stop laughing at the French guard going "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of Elderberries!" XD
homeless shelter killed me
The one from the revenge of the nerds or whatever, was too good 😂
Thanks for the nostalgia, Watchmojo. The Sandlot was my childhood favorite
You don't need to block out the audio in a scene and then tell us what the audio is about. That makes no sense.
thats funnY! Hahahahahahahahahha....So right!
¶
As a wise man once said, "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball".
#1 is definitely the correct choice.. love that movie, love that line..
"GUS BUS!!!" - The Benchwarmers
Full Metal Jacket?
There are so many in that movie it would require a separate video.
Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FAT BODY PRIVATE PYLE
yeah pretty ridiculous that they missed that one. They could have just lumped the entire boot camp into one for the win.
It will probably be on the next list.
You missed the Sergeant at Full Metal Jacket, he was epic
As soon as I saw this video in my recommendations I said "if montypython and the holy trail is not on the list ill smash my tablet"
Currently watching this after Top 10 Saddest Animal Deaths in Movies bc I'm balling my eyes out.
No Full Metal Jacket ? Wtf is this ?
+ShurikenTemple had to scroll way to long for this
"BULLSHIT! I BET YOU SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDENHOSE!"
I don't know when I Ben told Eskimo pussys mighty cold
+Tiger Bootz at 10:45 is that Adam Sandler?
Five foot eight?! I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
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I wanted to know why you said that there would be no profanity but the number with South Park had a lot of profanity in it. Just saying...
Where was Benchwarmer's "One Out Gonna Be Two Outs" by the catcher.
Karaokegirl81
Brave Viper In the grand scheme of things, Benchwarmers isn't a "classic," but then again . . . neither were some of the other unmentionables . . .
Pi-Fun is how it is pronounced. Not Pi-fon, Pi-fun.
That song Erick Carmen sung was so funny I literally fell off my chair during it !
It was from the South Park moment
"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat" Bull Durham
I was waiting for Monty Python to show up :D
I agree 10000000% with that scene from Monty Python as #1.... And I love how the actor elongates the 'F' when he says fart xD
tonymagona334 Ten million percent??? Seriously?
wow... 41 likes, I did not honestly expect that many but it just tells me that somewhere out there, at least 41 people have some sort of soul.
I shouldn't have watched this so early in the morning. I think my laughter is gonna disturb my neighbors.
My favorite movie scene has to be the Caddyshack golf pro shop scene, “this is Mr Wang, He’s my guest, no offense.”
YOU BOB FOR APPLES IN THE TOILET AND YOU like it...
"You play ball like a GIRL!"
*Top 10 insults from gamers online?*
I reckon they would have fun with that one. ^.=.^
Why not suggest your video idea to watchmojo here! watchmojo.com/my/suggest.php
Itzzwan I don't have a *Facebook* and I'm not in the mood for creating yet ANOTHER account just for voting.
Sorry, mate.
dragonv0942 then someone else do it
That video would just be bleep after bleep. XD
TheRealCMPUNKFan ... Really? You honestly think that the staff of *WatchMojo.com* would stooped low to such levels?
No, unlike *Machinima* (*AKA:* the King and promoters of everything except Machinimas, *doublely-AKA:* machine cinemas concocted through the use of video games) which is exactly what that channel was supposed to stand for and represent.
These guys know when censoring goes against the point of the video.
Don't believe me? Just look up *Top 10 Obscene Movie Insults (EXPLICIT)* by *WatchMojo.com.*
Sorry, I admittedly had a bit of fun writing this response. *"XD"*
Wait, this list isn't supposed to feature put downs with obscene language but the "Kyles Mom" song, one of the most prolific obscene put downs in history, made the list? O.o
shut ur moth
SWEATYasNUTSACK
mouth not moth
+llynellyn I don't know what puritanical crack you crawled out of but 'bitch' is not obscene language.
You look like the type of person who cuts a slice of cake and put the slice aside and walk off with the rest of the cake at your kids birthday party
" Let 'em work it out "...😂😂
I think some of those insults from the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket should have made the list. Some of them didn't use cuss words but they were quite dirty and hilarious as hell! Perhaps you should save it for the next list because the best ones had cuss words.
Oh my god that woman doing the half arsed commentry just ruins every video. Drags it out an extra ten minutes as well
I don't see a problem here. Her lines are meticulously rehearsed, her occasionally quirky cracks compliment the type of video perfectly, and she really seems to have the ability to adress nostalgia wonderfully. I was sitting on the edge of my seat as I bore a huge grin when she announced the Monty Python Frenchman!
It's just a factor of opinion, I guess.
Rob Andrade your a fucking moron
MRRJD2 YOURE STUPID BECAUSE YOU HAVE OPINIONS WAHH
He's not allowed to like the video? what the hell is wrong with you.
"Your KIlling me SMALLS!"
I am baffled at how she included Sandlot on this list without using the best line of the whole movie...
YOU MAKE TOP 10 VIDEOS LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!
Shots fired
Jalen Furtick Where was this from & why did U not bleep out the B word like this (b***h) or this (b*tch). The first one would be better.
GrizzlyTank Haha, They Say that in the Sandlot 2. A tribute I suppose to it's more successful counter-part.
BlazeIt Gates Not Really he's making a joke about the Sandlot. They say that in there. He Contributed The Sandlot and The Video to make a clever joke.
Did you Enjoy me dumbing things down for you? The Joke is ruined for everyone else now I suppose.
Ahahaha
The ghostbusters one had me dying. The best and only good one there in my opinion
yes its true....he has no dick
is it me or just because i did not add .... makes mine less funny or is it because i added is this true
*YES! TRUE! HE HAS NO NUTS!* 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😏😏😏😏😏😖😖😖😖😖🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃😩😩😩😩😩🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
Glad to see CaddyShack made the Top 10 List. What a classic!!
where have these movies been in my life, they look great.
You guys had the wrong sandlot quote.
Yes they did
For sure
Monty Python trumps all comedy.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Blazing Saddles is right on par.
Steven Clarke Wow.
You must be new to life.
Theres a special thing called an opinion.
And my Aunt is dead.
And I am Christian, and therefore not homosexual.
hahahahahagahgagagaagagahahahahahah gtfooh
Monty python is brilliant
The man in the van I'm speechless.
And no, not gay.
Christianity is not for homosexuality so thats impossible.
At 14:03 , .....That was it for me...
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"NO".........😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" (1999) is so funny when the movie is mainly cursing!!!!!!!!!!!
How did the Sandlot make the list and the dog's butt comment beat out the "you play ball like a girl" exchange?
Probably because the "you play ball like a girl" exchange was sexist and WatchMojo didn't want to include it?
***** Oh I agree. It IS offensive, but it is offensive to WOMEN in general, not the boy he is saying it to. It paints women as lesser beings than men are. The same way people say if you're a guy "stop crying like a woman/girl". It hurts BOTH genders, because it says that men have to be without emotion and women can't be strong because OMG THEY CRY AND HAVE FEELINGS.
Snowfire So politically correct and over-sensitive it's disgusting.
There is a reason why softball is played with a bigger ball and 2 bases on first.
Christian Garcia hahahahahahahaha
"So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here."
Your forgot this one YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
I know right
"Did you have restricted airflow when you were in the birthing canal?" - Employee of the Month
Who came us with THIS list? I couldn't even understand some of the insults. Besides, you failed to get the TRUE funniest insult in "The Sandlot!"
+MrWhitman What do you think is the best insult from that movie?
+Shane Hennenhoefer "You play baseball like a GIRL!"
MrWhitman LOL, I like "Count on it, pee drinking crap face!"
+MrWhitman yes
+MrWhitman I think the whole "you play ball like a girl" scene are the best insults of the whole movie.