50 Favorite Firefly Quotes (Reloaded)

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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2011
  • I've reloaded my previous video without glitches, which means I've made a few small changes. The clips are still only roughly in order, though it starts at #50 and ends at #1. Of course, I own nothing, song or clips.
    Enjoy, and watch Firefly.
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  • @DThorne19
    @DThorne19 Před 10 lety +1803

    The only thing i have to say to the guys who cancelled this...
    "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

    • @Crimethoughtfull
      @Crimethoughtfull Před 5 lety +67

      They should be tied up and left to the Reavers...

    • @carlostdied1184
      @carlostdied1184 Před 4 lety +50

      @@Crimethoughtfull Or burn in a very special level of hell, a level reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 Před 4 lety +19

      There is a special Hell waiting for them.

    • @SexyMsFirefly
      @SexyMsFirefly Před 4 lety +19

      I read it was a female Fox executive who had no faith in sci--fi ratings.

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky Před 4 lety +1

      @@carlostdied1184 and for real one player

  • @Baffled_King
    @Baffled_King Před 8 lety +1108

    Mal: A ship like this will be with you until the day you die...
    Zoe: That's because it's a death trap sir

    • @Napalm38382
      @Napalm38382 Před 8 lety +55

      And do you love him? - Alliance
      I don't see how that's relevant. - Zoe
      Well, he is your husband. -Alliance

    • @barrylyndon5552
      @barrylyndon5552 Před 7 lety +45

      Jayne: Well, as a rule, I say girlfolk ain't to be trusted.
      River: Jayne is a girl's name.River is the only one that can instantly shut Jayne down hard. Zoe can a bit but there's still conflict. Enter River and he collapses.

    • @Napalm38382
      @Napalm38382 Před 7 lety +27

      Tentons O'fun
      True :p "Also, I can kill you with my brain"

    • @austinboylan5476
      @austinboylan5476 Před 7 lety +19

      +Tentons O'fun Jayne: Well Jayne ain't a girl!

    • @austinboylan5476
      @austinboylan5476 Před 7 lety +15

      +Napalm38382 I'm trying to imagine you being more vulgar I just can't picture it.

  • @jrs689
    @jrs689 Před 9 lety +1034

    Not quite verbatim, but after a big shootout sequence:
    Simon: "I'm okay. It's just... I'd never shot anyone before."
    Shepard: "I was there. I'm pretty sure you haven't shot anyone yet."

    • @nate2838
      @nate2838 Před 5 lety +7

      jrs689 i can't believe the missed that one!

    • @arissantorisonmars9271
      @arissantorisonmars9271 Před 4 lety +16

      @mike sixx TOO MUCH HAIR

    • @CuthbertNibbles
      @CuthbertNibbles Před rokem +10

      Zoë : Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?
      Book : Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

    • @buddah1221
      @buddah1221 Před 11 měsíci +3

      close but he says "I was there son...."

  • @emilydunn721
    @emilydunn721 Před 8 lety +929

    One of my personal favs: "may have been the losing side, still not sure it was the wrong one"

    • @arissantorisonmars9271
      @arissantorisonmars9271 Před 4 lety +23

      i think it was "still not convinced it was the wrong one" but I might be mistaken

    • @kaxe666
      @kaxe666 Před 3 lety +13

      War's long done, we're all just folk now

    • @floridamanprepper4723
      @floridamanprepper4723 Před 3 lety +11

      Every line on this show is a potential great quote/reference. As well as a fav.

    • @Casanuda
      @Casanuda Před 3 lety +1

      I wanted to like your comment but then I saw the like count.

    • @dugclrk
      @dugclrk Před 2 lety

      Truth

  • @Themingemoblie
    @Themingemoblie Před 8 lety +639

    "You wanna run this ship?"
    "Yes."
    "Well... you can't"

  • @shannonjhanlen
    @shannonjhanlen Před 8 lety +787

    You missed my favorite one.
    "Wash, tell me I'm pretty?"
    "If I were unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion."
    "Cause I'm pretty?"
    "Cause you're pretty!"

    • @laurens.8940
      @laurens.8940 Před 7 lety +62

      "Were I un-wed I would take you in a manly fashion."

    • @KittyxGrimm
      @KittyxGrimm Před 7 lety +58

      Everyone deserves a friend like Wash. RIP.

    • @valos_cor7842
      @valos_cor7842 Před 6 lety +1

      Kitty Grimm Thanks for the spoiler.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 6 lety +26

      They got boy whores! Ain't that thoughtful?

    • @shep182
      @shep182 Před 5 lety +16

      LOL... I got to use this line in real life to cheer up a friend... she giggled like a school girl

  • @musewolfman
    @musewolfman Před 8 lety +823

    Kaylee: "Is that him?"
    Mal: "That's the buffet table."
    Kaylee: "Well... how will we know unless we question it?"

    • @quarteracreadventures855
      @quarteracreadventures855 Před 6 lety +39

      Snot at the party: Last year was better.
      Kaylee: Why? What did they have last year?
      Snot: Standards.

    • @tabithamartin4092
      @tabithamartin4092 Před 5 lety +16

      Fine, don't make yourself sick.

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 Před 3 lety +17

      I want to find a woman who looks at me the way Kaylee was looking at that buffet table.

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 Před 3 lety +7

      @@txgunguy2766
      You just want someone wot'll call yer "Cap'n Tightpants"

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 Před 3 lety +5

      @@hellacoorinna9995
      I don't care what she calls me as long as she looks at me like Kaylee's looking at the buffet table.

  • @goji3755
    @goji3755 Před 6 lety +285

    Zoe: River? He's putting the hair *away* now.
    River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting.

  • @allenwilson5235
    @allenwilson5235 Před 10 lety +758

    River: Little soul, big world. Eat, sleep, and eat. Many souls.
    Mal: Cattle on the ship three weeks, she don't go near 'em. Suddenly we're on Jianying, and she's got a driving need to commune with the beasts?
    River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are.
    Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

    • @arissantorisonmars9271
      @arissantorisonmars9271 Před 4 lety +53

      I totally get what Mal means there

    • @VeritasEtAequitas
      @VeritasEtAequitas Před 4 lety +20

      @@arissantorisonmars9271 Everyone does. It was written that way, to make people feel clever when it really isn't. Neat trick.

    • @hiTocopter
      @hiTocopter Před 3 lety +42

      @@VeritasEtAequitas I know what you mean, but compared to dialogue in... well, basically every other tv show out there, it is pretty clever. Very few writers in the tv world have the chops to write something like this, which is a sad reality in itself, but hey, what are you gonna do.

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 Před 2 lety +8

      @@VeritasEtAequitas Easy for you to say. But I doubt you'd be capable of writing something like that.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic Před 2 lety +12

      @@larrysmith2638 He probably wouldn't be, but he's right about people wisely musing on dialogue as if they're among the rarefied few to understand it, when in reality this stuff is written by professionals trying very hard to make everyone understand it. CZcams comments are full of people with the "IS NO-ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT" or "AM I THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE" and I just think... no, you're not the only one, we all watched the same fucking clip you're talking about

  • @liamstanks1547
    @liamstanks1547 Před 9 lety +462

    What about
    "She's a witch!"
    "Yeah, but she's our witch"

  • @neelavdutta1049
    @neelavdutta1049 Před 8 lety +185

    "Which are only sort of in order."
    Much like the original run of Firefly.

  • @EdgemanLL2
    @EdgemanLL2 Před 8 lety +424

    "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90lb girl. I don't think that's ever getting old."

    • @barrylyndon5552
      @barrylyndon5552 Před 7 lety +14

      Then she does it again a little later with even less effort.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 Před 7 lety +61

      I was gonna post that one. It's been my favorite line since I first heard it... followed by the one where he kicks that guy into the engine.
      Mal: "Now this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him, tell him the job didn’t work out. We’re not thieves. Well we are thieves. Point is, we’re not taking what’s his. Now we’ll stay out of his way best we can from here on in. You explain that’s best for everyone, okay?"
      Crow: "Keep the money. Use it to by a funeral. It doesn’t matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down and the last thing you see will be my blade."
      Mal: "Darn." {he kicks him into the intake engine}
      Mal: "Now this is all the money Niska gave us in advance-"
      Niska thug: "Oh yeah, I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with you."

    • @Assassinus2
      @Assassinus2 Před 7 lety +10

      "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-year old... man."

    • @UTU49
      @UTU49 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Assassinus2
      "... with man boobs. Oh man."

    • @Carloszavalalol
      @Carloszavalalol Před 3 lety +1

      @@Assassinus2 what man

  • @StillHere1037
    @StillHere1037 Před 10 lety +228

    Seeing Wash say "I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar," just makes me want to cry all over again.

    • @Weirdkauz
      @Weirdkauz Před rokem +6

      The one thing I dislike about Serenity, no, there are two: I really missed the song. But that must ve had legal reasons, I guess... but how could they kill Wash!?! Why?!?

    • @tedbrock8225
      @tedbrock8225 Před rokem +6

      @@Weirdkauz Whedon had to kill more than one main character from the show since he never got around to doing it on the second season of the series. He's like that.

    • @brose2323
      @brose2323 Před rokem

      This came out when I was getting in the truck in '05 . I used this line as my power statement.

    • @josephwalden7544
      @josephwalden7544 Před 11 měsíci +1

      IDK, Book's Special Hell speech still strikes cords....

    • @klaxoncow
      @klaxoncow Před 10 měsíci

      @@Weirdkauz The actors had other commitments.
      Fair play, the series ended and they looked for other work, but did come back for the movie.
      Just couldn't commit to more than that, so Whedon used it to up the stakes narratively, shaking people up with a few main character deaths that you're not sure if they'll actually make it or it all goes "Rogue One" on us.
      But, yeah, I read that it was to do with the actors and contracts and long-term commitments. If there'd have been a Serenity 2, Wash wouldn't have been back - the actor had other work - so might as well put a proper ending on it, and use that fact narratively.

  • @lenah9027
    @lenah9027 Před 9 lety +309

    "A government is a body of people, usually, notably ungoverned." - Shepherd Book

    • @chrishill601
      @chrishill601 Před 4 lety +19

      Simon: "Now you're quoting the captain."

    • @richardjohnson1261
      @richardjohnson1261 Před 2 lety +7

      Very well said, Shepherd Book. Just look at our circumstances today. RIP Ron Glass

    • @Weirdkauz
      @Weirdkauz Před rokem +3

      Reminds me of how much fun Terry Pratchett, somewhere on Discworld, got out of the fact that we'd believe a bunch of ppl who fix their own rules, claiming to have our best interest in mind.

  • @asavyshepherd98
    @asavyshepherd98 Před 8 lety +185

    "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back!"

    • @juliacmendes
      @juliacmendes Před 4 lety +2

      Abby Shepherd I was waiting for this one!

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 Před 4 lety +5

      Funny my grandfather you say that exept he would end it with "it's only fair."

    • @tabithamartin4092
      @tabithamartin4092 Před 2 lety

      Have said this to people myself, many times.

  • @JodianGaming
    @JodianGaming Před 9 lety +563

    I can't believe the rest of the "Interesting Landing" didn't make it into your list...
    "This is the Captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode."

    • @stevenbaker470
      @stevenbaker470 Před 6 lety +39

      explode? i dont wanna explode!

    • @stephenleskowat4482
      @stephenleskowat4482 Před 5 lety +19

      Do you really need all those grenades?

    • @SleakaJ
      @SleakaJ Před 5 lety +21

      We're robbing the place, not occupying it.

    • @MarsFKA
      @MarsFKA Před 5 lety +7

      "Are we going to crash again?"
      Hope I got the quote right - it's been a while...

    • @AustinJFerret
      @AustinJFerret Před 5 lety +21

      "Just get her on the ground."
      "That's going to happen pretty definitely!"

  • @XLuftWaffleX
    @XLuftWaffleX Před 10 lety +140

    "If I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."

  • @PackerBronco
    @PackerBronco Před 8 lety +190

    Jayne Cobb: Wha - are you-are you sayin' she's a witch?
    Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast.
    Jayne Cobb: She's in Congress?
    Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

  • @majorplothole2620
    @majorplothole2620 Před 7 lety +342

    Sad you didn't include:
    "In all this time on the ship... I've always regretted.. not being with you" - Simon
    "With me? You mean to say... as in Sex?"- Kaylee
    "I mean to say" - Simon
    "To hell with this!" cocks weapon "I'm gonna live!" - Kaylee

  • @painterdood2484
    @painterdood2484 Před 9 lety +142

    "Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun … This is the best gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value … I call her Vera."

    • @JoshuaTootell
      @JoshuaTootell Před 5 lety +1

      My ex named one of my mountain bikes Vera. I washed it up nicely before a race.

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 Před 4 lety +18

      Jayne and Vera is still a better love story than Twilight.

    • @voicetube
      @voicetube Před 21 dnem

      @@txgunguy2766 LOL!!

  • @jackfriedman7717
    @jackfriedman7717 Před 8 lety +227

    Where was Mal: "Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that." or
    Badger: "'Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple."
    Mal and Jayne: *sniggering*
    Badger: " ... of invites!"

    • @moreththerogue6218
      @moreththerogue6218 Před 8 lety +12

      I laughed a lot more than I should've at that scene! LOL

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans Před 7 lety +5

      Jaynestown E7 Actor Kevin Gage brings Stitch Hessian best line ever while beating the Doctor, " 'Sir' !?! Look at me, you pantywaist idjit! I just spent the last four years steamin' in a hotbox, and you're 'sirrin' ME ?!? ".

  • @runeshark22
    @runeshark22 Před 9 lety +189

    how about "he's my husband" "well who in the damn galaxy aint?!"

  • @michaellaramee7984
    @michaellaramee7984 Před 9 lety +233

    My fave is
    "Psychic though? That sounds Science Fiction"
    "You live on a space ship dear..."
    I died.
    Also the Hero of Caton.

  • @BETRvids
    @BETRvids Před 7 lety +565

    Two quotes I love that weren't on here:
    Zoe: "Excuse me, sir: I need this man to tear off all my clothes."
    Wash: "Work, work, work."
    Bandit: [robbing a couple on a floating wagon]
    You gonna give us what's due us and every damn thing else on that boat.
    And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the
    misses.
    Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
    Mal: [in disguise in a dress and large bonnet] How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
    Jayne: If I could make you purtier, I would.
    Mal: [gasps] You are not the man I met a year ago.

    • @musewolfman
      @musewolfman Před 3 lety +53

      Everyone always remembers the pretty floral bonnet line, bit the lead-up to it is easily just as good.

    • @cuscof2
      @cuscof2 Před rokem +17

      Simon: You're like a trained ape, only without the training.

  • @JustCallMeKopi
    @JustCallMeKopi Před 7 lety +316

    Since it includes the quotes from Serenity you forgot one vital quote
    Alliance Operative: "Do you know what your sin is?"
    Mal: "Awe hell, I'm a fan of all seven! but right now, I'm gunna have to go with wrath!"

    • @mrz80
      @mrz80 Před 5 měsíci

      Where are you hiding, little girl?

  • @aaronfannin8971
    @aaronfannin8971 Před 4 lety +104

    Can't believe nobody's mentioning:
    "Why, Banning Miller. What a vision you are in your fine dress. Must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into that getup. 'Course your daddy tells me it takes the space of a school boy's wink to get you out of it again. "
    Galaxy-level Burn.

    • @RaistliniltsiaR
      @RaistliniltsiaR Před 2 lety +15

      "I cannot abide useless people."

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic Před 2 lety +5

      @@RaistliniltsiaR I really hope that guy got some tail. Twinky-eyed silver fox, Kaylee should have taken him behind the hover-bike sheds

  • @vanquished27
    @vanquished27 Před 10 lety +277

    How is "I'm guessing you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling" not make it in this list?

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před 2 lety +3

      we will rules over all this land and call it this land

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 Před 2 lety +5

      How did "every man go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon", a grand entrance delivered by one Mr. Alan Tudyk, not make this list

  • @patriciahughes7516
    @patriciahughes7516 Před 8 lety +312

    Kaylee: Tell me I'm pretty.
    Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
    Kaylee: Because I'm pretty?
    Wash: Because you're pretty.

  • @wildpegasus13
    @wildpegasus13 Před 10 lety +233

    My two cents: Jayne: "I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking."
    Inara: "No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking."
    Mal: "Zoe, ship is yours. Now remember, if anything happens to me or you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and get me."
    Zoe: "And risk my ship?"

  • @BonnieLambeth
    @BonnieLambeth Před 10 lety +184

    "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you!"
    Oh my God that line cracks me up every time!

    • @timsmith618
      @timsmith618 Před 6 lety +7

      Bonnie Lambeth I kind of like the leadup a bit more.
      Robber: Then maybe a little alone time with the missus there.
      Jayne: Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you. See, I married myself a powerful ugly creature.
      Mal: Now how can you say that? In front of new people!
      Jayne: If I could make you purdier, I would.
      Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago.

  • @radicallarry4766
    @radicallarry4766 Před 8 lety +164

    "Hell of a shot there" "I was aiming for his head"

    • @roncolpitts9806
      @roncolpitts9806 Před 8 lety +4

      +GameCentral UK One of my favs

    • @Abbenxena
      @Abbenxena Před 8 lety +16

      +GameCentral UK I was wondering how that didn't make the list, that's my favorite line along with "Am I the only one that remembers when she tried to kill me with a butcher knife?"

    • @Calriec
      @Calriec Před 8 lety

      +GameCentral UK In my opinion, that line is just one of Whedon's many homages to Blake's 7.

    • @Daark_Karma
      @Daark_Karma Před 6 lety +4

      lol was referenced on castle too XD I loled so hard at that

    • @Carloszavalalol
      @Carloszavalalol Před 3 lety

      @@Calriec Blake?

  • @Arkalius80
    @Arkalius80 Před 4 lety +47

    "Just get us on the ground."
    "That part will happen pretty definitely."

  • @jlysaght3679
    @jlysaght3679 Před 10 lety +197

    Idk about you all, but I look everyday for the opportunity to say, "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!!

    • @WolfsGamingBlog
      @WolfsGamingBlog Před 10 lety +7

      I'm the same, but sadly those opportunities are infrequent unless you have a group of highly unstrustworthy friends.
      But hey, my sister got me a T-shirt with that qoute for Christmas, so that's nearly as good as getting to say it :P

    • @ishouldgetacoolname
      @ishouldgetacoolname Před 10 lety +16

      Playing Munchkin with my friends gives an over abundance of opportunities to use the phrase.

    • @jlysaght3679
      @jlysaght3679 Před 10 lety +6

      And "Risk"

    • @NemoConsequentae
      @NemoConsequentae Před 5 lety +1

      @@jlysaght3679 And "Illuminati". They have special rules that cover cheating.

  • @FLOABName
    @FLOABName Před 10 lety +378

    how does a show that lasted one season have so many great lines?

    • @garymerinstein70
      @garymerinstein70 Před 10 lety +153

      The lines are characteristic of Whedon et al. It only lasted one season because it was betrayed by an evil alliance called Fox which was run by untalented, unintelligent, and incompetent managers (who probably wore blue gloves).

    • @nobudgetreviewer
      @nobudgetreviewer Před 10 lety +31

      Joss Whedon

    • @gawainethefirst
      @gawainethefirst Před 6 lety +30

      Because Fox’s writers and show runners are smart. Their executives? Not so much.

    • @ayayla7846
      @ayayla7846 Před 5 lety +10

      because it was the best...and they never should have cancelled it...

    • @arissantorisonmars9271
      @arissantorisonmars9271 Před 4 lety +4

      cause its the best of all time

  • @thel1195
    @thel1195 Před 4 lety +48

    “No more running. I aim to misbehave.” That quote kinda sums up the whole series.

  • @Slender_Man_186
    @Slender_Man_186 Před 8 lety +156

    "Yes sir, take me, take hard." Best. Line. Ever.

    • @curtismimilee3
      @curtismimilee3 Před 8 lety +27

      Especially delivered in Zoe's awesome deadpan face and voice!

    • @elizabetholiviaclark
      @elizabetholiviaclark Před 8 lety +23

      +Douglas Mitchell, I don't know. I think it was when she asked Wash, "Remember that sex we were planning to have ever again?"

    • @mulder19x95
      @mulder19x95 Před 8 lety +17

      +Douglas Mitchell well something about that's just downright unsettlin'

    • @Napalm38382
      @Napalm38382 Před 8 lety +3

      +Malcolm Reynolds Can you not do that while --- ever!

    • @Calvinosaur
      @Calvinosaur Před 7 lety +12

      "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."

  • @SupernaturalFantic11
    @SupernaturalFantic11 Před 10 lety +271

    you forgot these ones
    River: They say the snow on the roof is too heavy, they say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger.
    Book: River, please. why don't you come out.
    River: No! I can't. It's too much hair.
    Book: Is that it?
    Zoe: Hell yes, Preacher. If I didn't have stuff to get done I'd be in there with her.
    Zoe: River, honey, he's putting the hair away now.
    River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there.

    • @maaaaaay
      @maaaaaay Před 5 lety +17

      it'll still be there... HIDING

    • @SpSot
      @SpSot Před 5 lety +9

      @mike sixx Zoe's reaction is even better.

    • @Frankie2012channel
      @Frankie2012channel Před 4 lety +13

      @@maaaaaay Doesn't she say "It'll still be there ... waiting..."?

    • @maaaaaay
      @maaaaaay Před 4 lety +2

      @@Frankie2012channel crap, probably haha

    • @R.M.MacFru
      @R.M.MacFru Před 4 lety +4

      @@Frankie2012channel ...that she does! :)
      "Scary hair!"

  • @grahamvert8174
    @grahamvert8174 Před 4 lety +35

    "What do you pay him for?"
    "Hmm?"
    "What is his job on the ship?"
    "Public relations."

  • @timsmith618
    @timsmith618 Před 7 lety +123

    Mal: Tracey, ain't you dead yet?
    Tracey: Through no fault of my own, Sarge.
    Mal: Shame. I wanted your beans.

  • @classicalpotato6789
    @classicalpotato6789 Před 8 lety +149

    My favorite:
    Zoë Washburne: Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something.
    Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: [alarmed] Oh, my God. What can it be? We're all doomed!
    [shouts]
    Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Who's flying this thing!?
    Zoë Washburne: [straight faced]
    Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: Oh right, that would be me. Uh, back to work.

  • @jacobrottmann
    @jacobrottmann Před 7 lety +113

    "Finally we can retire and give up this life of crime"

  • @Jodabomb24
    @Jodabomb24 Před 9 lety +72

    Mal: I had a good day.
    Simon: You had the Alliance on you, criminals, and savages. Half the people on the ship have been shot or wounded, including yourself, and you're harbouring known fugitives.
    Mal: Well, we're still flying.
    Simon: That's not much.
    Mal: It's enough.
    i cri erry tim

  • @RYPIRATE2000
    @RYPIRATE2000 Před 7 lety +103

    Wash: “Likely crash and kill us all.”
    Mal: “Well, if that happens, let me know.”
    Wash: “Okay.”

  • @skentmar105
    @skentmar105 Před 4 lety +56

    Yeah, my favorite quote was in there: "My days of not takin' you serious are certainly comin' to a... a middle." - Mal to Jayne. I feel a binge watch coming on.

    • @Frizzleman
      @Frizzleman Před rokem +2

      Just rewatch we or after years and I will be immediately rewatching two or three more times

  • @kirigreen9978
    @kirigreen9978 Před 8 lety +177

    THE HEEEROOO OF CANTON THE MAN THEY CAL JAYNE!!!
    Symon- "now i know how people feel while turning crazy"

    • @AustinJFerret
      @AustinJFerret Před 5 lety +10

      "When do we go to the crappy town where I'm a hero?"

    • @guysky3873
      @guysky3873 Před 5 lety +7

      "Jayne, why is there a statue of you lookin' at me like I owe it money?"

    • @Zander2212
      @Zander2212 Před 4 lety +7

      Wash: "I think they captured him though. You know. Captured his essence."
      Kaylee: "Looks sorta angry, don’t he?"
      Wash: "That's kinda what I meant."

    • @RaibDarkin
      @RaibDarkin Před 4 lety +1

      Now I know what going mad feels like.

    • @Zander2212
      @Zander2212 Před 4 lety +1

      @@RaibDarkin
      *The Hero of Canton starts*
      No, this is what going mad feels like.

  • @TheEndPermian
    @TheEndPermian Před 7 lety +59

    "we may experience some slight turbulence and then, explode" thats my favorite

  • @Firewater513
    @Firewater513 Před 9 lety +125

    So many 'favorites', Firefly is one of those shows where you can point to any moment and say "THIS is the best part!"
    But I gotta say I think my favorite single quote is the whole:
    "Well, looks like we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us, Zoe?"
    "Big damn heroes, captain."
    "Ain't. We. Just."

    • @kaxe666
      @kaxe666 Před 3 lety +6

      I aim to misbehave.
      Plus Book's whole death scene

    • @ltmundy1164
      @ltmundy1164 Před 3 lety +13

      But, that girl's a witch!
      Yeah, but she's our witch.
      So, cut her the hell down!

  • @majorrole2508
    @majorrole2508 Před 9 lety +504

    Zoe: "This is something the Captain needs to do on his own..."
    Mal: "NO, HE DOESN'T!!!"
    Zoe: "oh...."
    Zoe and the crew shoot henchman...
    Wish that one made it....

    • @kirigreen9978
      @kirigreen9978 Před 8 lety +15

      +Major Role thanks, for mentioning. I laughed really hard on this))

    • @SpSot
      @SpSot Před 5 lety +10

      I love the way she says "oh".

    • @franzsanders9573
      @franzsanders9573 Před 5 lety +10

      What really sells that moment for me is the mix of genuine surprise and deadpan matter-of-fact-ness when Gina Torres delivers that second line.

    • @uhhhpersoniguess
      @uhhhpersoniguess Před 3 lety +1

      One of the best quotes in anything for me

    • @aaronhopple5551
      @aaronhopple5551 Před 2 lety +2

      i forgot the exact quote but its when mal was all but dead. and he"
      s like "you wanna see the real me now"?

  • @RoxyGotMoxy.
    @RoxyGotMoxy. Před 10 lety +322

    Apparently Joss Whedon had SEVEN series of Firefly planned and finished in a ring binder ready and waiting to be produced.. WHY FOX? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!???!!!!???

    • @Leathurkatt
      @Leathurkatt Před 10 lety +43

      Joss really needs to find a network to carry the show, seriously.

    • @jenniferkelly3738
      @jenniferkelly3738 Před 9 lety +22

      If you watched the 10th Anniversary special, the show was gonna get DARK. Even with Inara dying....

    • @jenniferkelly3738
      @jenniferkelly3738 Před 9 lety +18

      You gotta wonder is Wash and Book would have lived if the series was still playing and the movie hadn't happened...

    • @danielloreand7819
      @danielloreand7819 Před 9 lety +23

      Piss take.. the thing is the actors are just that litte too old for the roles now, like Orlando for Legolas it looks like a joke. It's a piss take that they didn't get to finish it, Firefly was so unique!

    • @Snabader
      @Snabader Před 9 lety +2

      A shamefur dispray!!!
      Unfortunately this. just look at Nathan Fillion, he's a chubby now.

  • @christina113704
    @christina113704 Před 7 lety +137

    "How do I know that you won't kill me in my sleep?"
    "If I do, you'll be awake; you'll be facing me and you'll be armed."
    Ahh, yes...that lovely conversation between Simon and Mal in the cockpit, right after Kaylee got shot. 😁
    I DO so love the banter between Mal and Zoe.

    • @NemoConsequentae
      @NemoConsequentae Před 5 lety +5

      And from Serenity:
      Mal: He offered to pay you, didn't he? Why didn't you take it?
      Jayne: He didn't offer enough.
      Mal: What happens when someone does?
      Jayne: Well... That'll be an interesting day.

    • @UTU49
      @UTU49 Před 4 lety +8

      @@NemoConsequentae
      I have definitely watched Firefly a lot of times because I think I know that exchange nearly word for word.
      "Why didn't you turn on me, Jayne?"
      "Money wasn't good enough."
      "What happens when it is?"
      "Weeellll... that'll be an interesting day."
      "(I) imagine it will."

    • @szahmad2416
      @szahmad2416 Před 2 lety +3

      Hilarious that in the movie, the guy chasing them says “Let’s talk. I’m unarmed…” Mal: “Good!” and shoots him.

    • @christina113704
      @christina113704 Před 2 lety

      @@szahmad2416 I think Mal is my favorite, but I do like River and Zoe.

    • @deathandcats
      @deathandcats Před rokem

      ​@@szahmad2416 I think that Mal knowing he's an assassin makes that an even playing field in Mal's mind.

  • @NotRoseSpacesingOut
    @NotRoseSpacesingOut Před 5 lety +23

    I think my favorite one is this quote from River:
    "They weren't cows before. They used to be but they forgot. Now they see sky and remember what they are."

  • @htwingnut
    @htwingnut Před 9 lety +167

    Screw FOX for their incompetence to get this show canceled. Best damn TV show and movie. On my top 3 list of all time.

  • @MrRoboskippy
    @MrRoboskippy Před 9 lety +74

    Kaylee: Grav boot ain't your trouble. I seen the trouble plain as day when I was down there on my back before.

    • @mhfuzzball
      @mhfuzzball Před 4 lety +13

      Which I suppose means that Bester was as lousy a lover as he was a mechanic, if Kaylee had the ability to notice anything about the engine.

  • @lilthuimsteele5553
    @lilthuimsteele5553 Před 7 lety +33

    "Ah the pitter patter of tiny feet in large combat boots. SHUT UP!"-Mal 😂😂

  • @bjarkiormsson40
    @bjarkiormsson40 Před 9 lety +93

    "Lets be bad guys"
    "Boy sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"
    ''I'm not threatening you, I'm unarmed" "Good" (BANG)
    ''That's right, of course. Because they wouldn't have arrested me if we got boarded. I´m just the pilot. I could always say that I was flying the ship by accident"
    Just a few of my favorite lines from the show and the movie :)

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky Před 4 lety +2

      i m not an idiot though, i wear body armor !

    • @theraven6836
      @theraven6836 Před 2 lety

      Actually used that one once in a real situation too. Love me some firefly.

    • @Weirdkauz
      @Weirdkauz Před rokem

      Love the grenades one: not one single simple character on this show. Three cheers for Jayne.

  • @asteri0nyxx
    @asteri0nyxx Před 9 lety +64

    "My food is problematic!"
    I miss this show...

  • @ataaah
    @ataaah Před 10 lety +87

    I'm haunted by the last line of "Objects in Space". She's holding a little jack-ball that looks like a planet, and murmurs "I can win this." I thought she was literally talking about the jacks game. The moment totally foreshadows her revelation of Miranda.
    She's gonna rule the Verse one day. In a good way.

  • @1337ijs
    @1337ijs Před 10 lety +122

    "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find, but it was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's looking to kill some folk. So really it's his will you should worry about thwarting."

    • @MarionetteSaviour
      @MarionetteSaviour Před 6 lety +19

      "The girl is a witch!"
      -"Yeah, but she's OUR witch"...*Mal cocks shotgun, aiming it at the crowd of crazies*..."So cut her the hell down."

  • @hogheadtb6489
    @hogheadtb6489 Před 9 lety +81

    My SGT. said " If you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. If you can't crawl, then get some one to carry you." He said that in 1986. That was and is my favorite quote. It means never give up, till they throw dirt on your grave. Bring back Firefly!! It was just good entertainment, like Gun Smoke.

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o Před 9 lety +1

      Gulf 1?

    • @brose2323
      @brose2323 Před rokem +1

      When I was in the 'Stan in 2010 the Aid station had a placard of that statement hung in the waiting area.

  • @NorthForkFisherman
    @NorthForkFisherman Před 10 lety +142

    "Somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps"
    Yep, that's no Shepard! I wish had more of his backstory.

    • @darkmarc0689
      @darkmarc0689 Před 9 lety +26

      There's a comic book dedicated to that subject ;)

    • @TheOriginalElkstone
      @TheOriginalElkstone Před 9 lety +6

      So does everyone who watched this show :(

    • @noremac74564
      @noremac74564 Před 9 lety +1

      darkmarc0689 :O source/name? :)

    • @darkmarc0689
      @darkmarc0689 Před 9 lety +10

      rauke The Shepherd's Tale by Zack Whedon from Dark horse comics. There are quite a few firefly comics if ur interested
      en. wikipedia.org/wiki/Serenity_comics

    • @Demonimation
      @Demonimation Před 9 lety +2

      NorthForkFisherman Insert arrow/bullet to the knee joke here.

  • @jimcid9586
    @jimcid9586 Před 10 lety +557

    Easily the best scifi show ever, better even than Star Trek. Obviously doomed from the start by its' exceptional production quality, outstanding writing, and the chemistry between the cast members.

    • @Golgafrinchamdent
      @Golgafrinchamdent Před 10 lety +6

      Yup.

    • @Moreththerogue
      @Moreththerogue Před 10 lety +58

      FOX has always been controversial, however Firefly being taken of the air is the single biggest reason I'll be annoyed with them forever!

    • @jimcid9586
      @jimcid9586 Před 10 lety +26

      I dream of a new series with all the original cast, set in the time between the end of the series and the movie Serenity. So many unanswered questions, so many new possibilities!

    • @Dimitri1221XxX
      @Dimitri1221XxX Před 10 lety +5

      Jim Cid Probably will never happen, not with Joss Weadon anyways. He's too busy making billion dollar movies right now.

    • @jimcid9586
      @jimcid9586 Před 10 lety +11

      Dimitri Sainis Sadly true. However, we might someday see a movie or series placed in the Firefly universe; remember the original Star Trek was cancelled after a few seasons and now look at the franchise!

  • @simpox94
    @simpox94 Před 10 lety +75

    "-mercy is the mark of a great man
    *stab*
    -guess i'm just a good man
    *stab*
    -well i'm allright"
    my favorite x)

  • @juliahenriques210
    @juliahenriques210 Před 8 lety +38

    "Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance..."
    "Oh, I get it! I'm good. Best thing for everyone."

    • @vincentbourgon2517
      @vincentbourgon2517 Před 6 lety +3

      Julia Linne he might be harbering some resentment for putting his man through our engine

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed Před 4 lety

      YES 😂

  • @seiseahl1281
    @seiseahl1281 Před 9 lety +121

    You should have made the bonnet scene longer.
    Bandit: ...And i'm thinking you'll give me some one on one time with the missus.
    Jayne: Well, see i married myself a powerful ugly creature.
    Mal: How can you say that! How can you shame me in front of strangers?
    (etc...)

  • @acdc14terrace
    @acdc14terrace Před 9 lety +298

    "I'm a leaf on the wind"
    *joss Wheadon*
    "Let's harpoon him in the chest"

    • @larmoth401
      @larmoth401 Před 9 lety +9

      Whedon said he never wanted to kill him off, he was one of the characters he said he never would kill off, but ue did it because the show got cancelled.

    • @nailagciad
      @nailagciad Před 9 lety +1

      He did it because doing a movie has "certain requirements", his words.

    • @badweetabix
      @badweetabix Před 9 lety +1

      larmoth401 He did it because he could just like when he killed Fred. I hate you, Whedon! Well, "hate" may be too strong - but I dislike you really a lot. Sometimes.

    • @unholyjebus
      @unholyjebus Před 9 lety +1

      larmoth401 I remember him saying that if he knew that Firefly definitely wasn't coming back after Serenity, then he wouldn't have killed Wash off. I think he said it at the 10th anniversary Firefly Comic-Con panel.

    • @NoSignofSanity
      @NoSignofSanity Před 9 lety +16

      Everyone complains about Wash getting killed off (R.I.P. Wash) but what about Sheperd Derrial Book?

  • @TheManKnownAsAi
    @TheManKnownAsAi Před 10 lety +41

    My favorite: Inara- "I like watching the game. As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back"

    • @szahmad2416
      @szahmad2416 Před 2 lety +3

      And in the same scene, after Mal picked the guy’s pocket, explaining to Inara: “They made the money off of the backs of hard-working sleeps, but don’t worry, he won’t notice until after he’s had his second drink.” Gets tapped on the shoulder by the same guy. Without looking, says “Good drinker, that one!” And turns to fight him, starting a brawl.

  • @firiel2366
    @firiel2366 Před 9 lety +42

    Firefly. It made you laugh, it made you cry, it made you hate everything, especially Fox...

  • @VladTheRad
    @VladTheRad Před 7 lety +175

    Kaylee: How come you don't care where you're going?
    Book: 'Cause how you get there is the worthier part.
    RIP Ron Glass

  • @PaulaMer34
    @PaulaMer34 Před 9 lety +44

    Inara: "I wish you hundreds of fat children"
    I say that every time someone tells me they're dating someone new and it never gets old :)

  • @traceybolden7227
    @traceybolden7227 Před 4 lety +12

    and my favorite bookend, as the ship was flying off into the credits and some object falls off the ship Mal says, "What was that?"

    • @ltmundy1164
      @ltmundy1164 Před 3 lety +2

      Jus ''nother gorram buffer panel.

  • @LittleMissLatvia1
    @LittleMissLatvia1 Před 5 lety +14

    "Every well bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons go on the far left of the placesetting."
    Inara, too savage 😂

  • @donnied6151
    @donnied6151 Před 9 lety +66

    Just for those that couldnt fully understand what he said at 6:02
    Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.

    • @sunsetarts
      @sunsetarts Před 9 lety +11

      And right after he makes that pretty speech, something falls off the ship and he's like, "What was that?"

    • @deborahhanna6640
      @deborahhanna6640 Před 5 lety +1

      Best.

    • @NemoConsequentae
      @NemoConsequentae Před 5 lety +4

      @@sunsetarts Pretty sure it was that primary buffer panel again...

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 Před 2 lety +3

      Actually, I'm guessing that at least 98% of the people watching this were reciting all these lines from memory.

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner Před 2 lety

      THIS is how the SHIP in a series becomes a character in and of itself!

  • @FoxTrottts
    @FoxTrottts Před 7 lety +60

    "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

  • @ProfezorSnayp
    @ProfezorSnayp Před 9 lety +129

    "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed."

    • @D4K44R1
      @D4K44R1 Před 9 lety +10

      ...you can look it up later...

    • @D4K44R1
      @D4K44R1 Před 9 lety +3

      justme man Stop it, Ron!

  • @MAHillsgrove
    @MAHillsgrove Před 8 lety +23

    My favorite
    River, staring into a birth canal, "I wonder who'se in there?"

  • @josephdavis9234
    @josephdavis9234 Před 8 lety +96

    Well, I have a hard enough time keeping track of her when she's NOT incorporeally possessing a ship...

  • @Humbilly
    @Humbilly Před 9 lety +20

    I always liked Wash's comment in Our Mrs. Reynolds, "Aww, We always thought you two would get together someday, Who is she again?", or something like that.

  • @rudolftrost3534
    @rudolftrost3534 Před 7 lety +44

    Mal: "She has a name, Jayne."
    Jayne: "This too, I call her Vera."

    • @vladimircirika9142
      @vladimircirika9142 Před 6 lety +3

      The funny thing is that "Vera" on Serbian language means faith.

    • @MarionetteSaviour
      @MarionetteSaviour Před 6 lety +4

      And then Mal: "Well, my days o' not takin' you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle."

  • @gregadams558
    @gregadams558 Před 7 lety +62

    RIP Ron Glass

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans Před 7 lety +11

      We love you and miss you Ron, see you again when it's our turn...
      can't stop the signal.

  • @Nyarlathotep1960
    @Nyarlathotep1960 Před 10 lety +26

    "We have done impossible things. That makes us mighty."

  • @autumnstamford1871
    @autumnstamford1871 Před 9 lety +45

    "You wanna run this ship?"
    "Yes."
    "Well...ya can't."
    Classic

  • @Chaz22
    @Chaz22 Před 9 lety +75

    *poke* guess i'm just a good man. *poke* well I'm alright

    • @lasirena23
      @lasirena23 Před 5 lety +2

      This is one of my favorites and I mutter it to myself a lot

  • @chrismusix5669
    @chrismusix5669 Před 7 lety +38

    "You live on a spaceship dear."
    "So?"

  • @MarsFKA
    @MarsFKA Před 5 lety +5

    I don't often read through the comments on a video, because flame wars start so easily and that can be *so* depressing, but how wonderful it is to read these and see commenters who are all on the same page. Please don't take this the wrong way, but I have been as royally entertained reading these comments as I was when watching this great series.
    With fans like us, Firefly and Serenity will always be there.

  • @TheAnnieBoboX
    @TheAnnieBoboX Před 10 lety +29

    "I swallowed a bug" -River :D

  • @ITheLoZKingI
    @ITheLoZKingI Před 7 lety +180

    Kaylee: Going on a year now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries.
    Mal: Oh god! I can't know that!
    Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.
    ----
    Wash: Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.
    Also, this one might be a blooper, but it's still funny.
    Mal: Well, my days of not taking you seriously certainly are coming to a middle.
    Jayne. Dammit, Mal......I forgot my line!

  • @fifia.2927
    @fifia.2927 Před 3 lety +15

    One of my favorite quotes was Zoe "Do you know what the definition of a hero is, someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later."
    And Mal's "As I recall an albatross was a ship's good luck til some idiot tried to kill it. Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."

  • @cenewman007
    @cenewman007 Před 5 lety +15

    The world would now be a shinier place had we received 10 or more seasons of Firefly.

    • @viderati
      @viderati Před rokem

      Totally agree; all those moments we could have had, and how we would have come to know those characters. We can only remember what we have, and imagine the rest.

    • @consultantmate
      @consultantmate Před 7 měsíci

      Well, we have a more or less-large series of Firefly-Comics wich dive deeper into the Universe and tell us of the fate of the crew.

  • @navinnedrawnotrealname5632
    @navinnedrawnotrealname5632 Před 8 lety +21

    My all time favorite is. " Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

  • @mmabuff101
    @mmabuff101 Před 7 lety +45

    I may have missed it but a few of my favs.....
    "That's the buffet table." Mal
    "But how can we be sure....if we don't question it? 😁" kaylee
    "The UGLY one....sir. " Zooey
    "...Could you be a little more specific?" Mal
    Or the whole dialogue between wash and kaylee when saffron rewired stuff in the cockpit and they were so impressed with what she did even tho she was setting them up for death.
    "She went straight for the thermal cap."

  • @moxica6478
    @moxica6478 Před 8 lety +56

    I might have missed it, but I love the part where jane is testing the radio standing next to Mal and he asks if he can here him. Jane " testing... can you hear me " Mal " im standing right here " Jane ' your coming in good and loud " Mal " cuz im staning right here"

    • @moxica6478
      @moxica6478 Před 8 lety

      +Moxica of course I meant " hear" not here

    • @egg7212
      @egg7212 Před 7 lety +3

      You got it right the first time.

  • @TyRhy521
    @TyRhy521 Před 9 lety +305

    "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting!"
    "Define interesting."
    "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die!"
    Probably my favorite :)

    • @Grigeral
      @Grigeral Před 9 lety +23

      ***** That one's probably my second favourite. Top has to be "You wanna run this ship?!" "Yes..." Well... ... You can't..."

    • @TyRhy521
      @TyRhy521 Před 9 lety +2

      Grigeral Haha yes! That's one of my favorite ones as well! Jayne is awesome!! :D

    • @classicalpotato6789
      @classicalpotato6789 Před 8 lety +9

      Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't want to explode..

    • @SpiderandMosquito
      @SpiderandMosquito Před 8 lety +14

      picking a favorite is hard but one of mine is definitely: "If you take sexual advantage of her, you will go to a very special Hell. one reserved for child molesters, and people who talk in the theater."

    • @SpiderandMosquito
      @SpiderandMosquito Před 8 lety +6

      "Big Damn Heroes!"

  • @jack002tuber
    @jack002tuber Před 10 lety +50

    I swear by my pretty floral bonnet these are the best quotes in the 'verse

  • @Sezbet1
    @Sezbet1 Před 8 lety +57

    "You don't think it changes things?"
    "I surely do, makes it more fun."
    "Sir I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."

  • @rdxj
    @rdxj Před 9 lety +25

    The scene where Mal explains the correlation of flying and love to River. Wow.
    I remember Wash and the feels return for the umpteenth time.
    Still to this day... my all time favorite show...

  • @Darkechilde
    @Darkechilde Před 7 lety +15

    "I'm lost; I'm angry; and, I'm armed."
    - Captain Mal

  • @julz9717
    @julz9717 Před 7 lety +14

    "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal". Moment I fell in love with that character, RIP

  • @Napalm38382
    @Napalm38382 Před 8 lety +63

    "No children here" - Mal
    "I didn't say children, I said siblings. Adult siblings."
    "I misunderstood" -Mal
    Clever, clever.

  • @toddcaschette
    @toddcaschette Před 6 lety +8

    I didn't see my favorite which was when Jane said "I'd kill a man in a fair fight... or if I thought he was going to start a fair fight."

  • @cianwrathall6220
    @cianwrathall6220 Před 4 lety +10

    Harrow: You didn't have to wound that man.
    Mal: Yeah I know, it was just funny.