Revenge of the Commercials - Nostalgia Critic
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- Nostalgia Critic takes a look at some of your favorite commercials from the 80s and 90s!
Originally aired on May 24, 2011.
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TIL Zack the Legomaniac lives in Portland, and his wife works with my girlfriend. I'm told he still wins lego competitions and still loves toys. Learning this gave me a no-joke, completely genuine feeling of warmth and joy.
That's actually pretty impressive.
Lukas Ketner that's really fucking awesome
How neat! Glad his sense of childlike wonder never completely went away!
Damn, that's awesome. Still living up to the name.
The Pop Tarts bit about being late to class is one of my favorite jokes Critic has ever made, commercials or otherwise.
IT'S NOT POP TARTS!
@@dragondaveltd1992 That one still gets me XD
I remember that my 5th grade teacher showed us Zack the Lego Maniac because a student in our class who's name was Zach and loved Legos.
Was he a psychomaniac?
What an odd coincidence.
I was the Zack.
The teacher was Mrs Lidback.
She had a thing for me
I showed up with Lego glee
She once grabbed a kid by the ear
And took him out for a rear.
When she asked if his home work was done
He said “I ain’t got none done.”
Her pet peeves were improper English
He nailed it and she started to bich.
The class clown came back to sit down
We all wondered why the long frown.
His ears were red
his rear almost bled
Luckily for him
He learned to skim
All the books she expected of him.
The year was 1988
An astronaut launched to space.
His rear ended up in his face
As the ship blew up all over the place.
We were scarred and the b&w tv turned off
So to this day I remember the event
Just like it was heaven sent
So to the peeps reading this
I only say enjoy all events!!
Zack the Lego Maniac
Nobody that I've seen has commented on "How's your sex life?"
"Great for displaying turtles when they're not eating pizza!"
??? How has nobody else commented on this yet?
Yeah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
For anyone wondering about the Transformers toys in this segment (including you Critic), they're from a Japanese only series called Transformers: Masterforce. The Autobots in this series disguise themselves as humans to keep watch over them while the Decepticons are monsters, literally. It follows a more mystic oriented storyline, but it works well as a new (for the time), non-canon take on the franchise.
Theory! Zack/Jack is the Dad in The Lego Movie.
Quint Dunaway That... is... GENIUS.
Quint Dunaway DEAR GOD...
Wait, wasn't that Wil Farrell?
Quint Dunaway *spits out a drink* NO FREAKING WAY! O_O
***** OMG!
The slim suits work by heat. They make you sweat a lot and loose weight by dehydration. But you regain all the weight as soon as you drink. Boxers often use these suits. So they KIND OF work, but you should never replace them with actual exercising and eating right. Also, if you use one of these, use it responsibly, since it's dangerous with too much dehydration.
Usagi Yojimbo is an actual character with his own comic. He was even in crossovers with the Turtles.
And you call yourself a Turtles fan. *HAR-UMPH!*
r/gatekeepingbutitsjustforfun
I say he looks like an onion
I thought his name was Miyamoto Usagi.
@@ShadowStar-wo8vi it is
@@kitsunekid16 Fun Fact: Usagi means "Rabbit" in Japanese.
I JUST FIGURED IT OUT! Pop tarts are so hot they're cool, because you can eat them either way! You can just eat them out of the package when they're cool, or you can toast them and eat them when they're hot!
EPiiCx5587 YOU SIR (OR MADAM), ARE A GENIUS!!!!
My answer is dry ice
+EPiiCx5587 Delicious!
Conglaturatons!
Yio have completed a interesting fact!
And have poven the knowlege of yor brian!
Now go! and rest hour heros!
Try sticking a popsicle stick in the bottom of a frosted pop tart and freezing it for a few hours, it is absolutely delicious!
17:30 Teddy Ruxpin talking just gave me goosebumps and unlocked a chamber in my mind of things I forgot about over the years. Holy fuck, dude. Crazy what nostalgia can do-
17:36 I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU, CRITIC!
I haven't forgotten you critic
@@dragondaveltd1992CRITIC
"After These Messages"
"We'll Be Right Back"
"!"
"The Fourth One"
"The Quickening"
"Ehenzeeahneh"
and "Like You Give a Shit"
TrueBlueProductions, And the next one giving that Britain is the new Canada. What the fuck Britain?!
Paladin Boyd ELECTRIC FOOTBALL
TrueBlueProductions The fuck Britain?!?!?!What do you eat little babies while dancing about starbursts and stabing them with your chin?!After eatng their souls?!?!
TrueBlueProductions
How about "My brother's gizebo"?
That's a good name!
The Paula Abdul impersonation at 15:27 was spot on and hilarious as hell 😂🤣
Shreddy Wiseau is just plain magnificent. Come to think of it, replacing any classic cartoon villain's lines with lines by Wiseau from the Room would be equally hilarious. Cobra Commander, Skeletor, Starscream... the possibilities are endless.
So anyway, how's your sex life?
gabrielsilverwolf I did not hit her I did NAHHHT O hai Mark
+gabrielsilverwolf there was actually a trilogy of star wars scenes done with darth tommy wiseau.
Hai doggy!
+Mina Capella WHERE?!?!?!?
13:40 _"YOU SUCKY YOUR JIMBO!"_
Well that explains everything.
Catzilla Lol!!! That is funny. XD
Catzilla It's actually Usagi Yojimbo, who was an original comic book character that occasionally joined alongside the Ninja Turtles, particularly in comic book crossovers.
CatMaster90001 Actually the character's name is Miyamoto Usagi, Usagi Yojimbo is the name of his comic book series.
MegaSoniczone Ahh, I see... Well, either way, it certainly isn't "You sucky your jimbo"! XD
CatMaster90001 Yep! XD
Every time I watch a very Brooklyn Doug and Rob caressing a pink bra, I cannot hold my composure. I just die laughing.
-It's pink.
Very pink.
-Like a flowa'.
A petunia. I think petunia.
-I think buttercup.
More like a Dcup.
Kaitie Montegomery HOUAAS
I miss them doing that and Rob wearing that outfit with that smoking pipe in his hand
I never really made dirty pictures with light brite, I just imagined that each plastic piece was an individual person with individual problems and desires. I made dirty pictures with a pencil and paper.
I am old, British and have depression. This upload made me proper laugh. Job well done Sir.
Still keeping on?
"I was thinkin' buttercup, yeah."
"More like a d-cup, yeah."
I've watched this video 20 times and always missed that joke somehow. Fucking brilliant.
"I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU, CRITIC!!!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
"CRITIC!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
Too funny.
I know, right? I loved that!
Cree Bennet Dah, The Devil!
"Why are alpabits fun to eat? They are great for eating... CRITIC!"
Yeah, more like too scary, because Teddy Ruxpin fucking jumpscares you, and Critic for that matter!
mcdonalds: now with 20% meat!
Hey, that's 20% more than what they actually have, so that's an improvement
A women once called our KFC and asked for "chickenless" chicken. My coworker said there was a McDonalds nearby.
Water. Now with 15% water.
20% Horse Meat more like
What’s in the 80%
Wait, people actually think Kool-Aid is juice? I thought it was classified as drank.
😂
A what
+Over the Moon Productions I need that purple stuff
I agree: I don't know anyone naive enough to think of Kool-Aid as juice. That reminds me of when Reagan, regarding school lunches, said ketchup counted as a vegetable. Sorry, Critic, but that wasn't "weird" advertising.
+Sarah Trachtenberg Was that Reagan as president or when he had dementia as an old man?
I think that cannadian whistle commercial goes pretty well with the joke of the screaming ghostbuster toy.
"20% Juice? What's in the rest of it?!" I'm guessing water?
20% juice and 80% piss
+Redeadhunter also a bit of Round Up.
I'm guessing sugar or poison
Beef.
Harry Noke
well that explains why they were missing it back in the 70s or 80s when they had that 'wheres the beef' commercial!
The Slim Suits were something cult members wore just before drinking their Koolaid to teleport to the magic asteroid spaceship.
spoiler they died of lack of oxygen
+Shogo Akuji I thought it was cyanide
+Shogo Akuji I thought it was cyanide
That's *actually* "Zack"! Did anyone else notice? Like, that's the same dude...
REALLY?!
Oh god. I hope that's not what he's actually like...
Woooooooooooow
really?
Yeah, I saw that. Nice cameo.
What The Kids Got: Light-Bright
What The Parents Think The Kids Do: Family-friendly images! Fun for the entire family! Creativity!
What The Kids ACTUALLY Do: Rule 34 on some light-up monitor thing.
That's like a kid deviant art
Yosaki Yojimbo is actually Japanese for "rabbit bodyguard".
*Usagi
You sucky your jimbo
Actually it is spelled as Usagi meaning rabbit in Japanese.
Awesome, that's actually a pretty genius name for him them
As a girl,I can say even girls don’t get girls toys.Some of my friends play with their brothers trucks.
Ah, equal-op childhood...
The psycho maniac bit is probably my favorite joke you've done haha.
ZACK
ZACK
HE'S A PYROMANIAC
is what you should have said
@@WolfRider2002 Are you secretly unclever? Nah, that can't be right.
It's definitely not secret.
Or
Zack!
Zack!
Now he’s just a maniac!
Psychomaniac sounds better
"Now they're ripping off Pop-Tarts! Who does that?" ...Toaster Streudel?
Hot Pockets?!?!?
+Sealand Ball (Enclave Commander) empanadas are pastries.
+benepic All pastries are delicious.
+RockmanVX THE FUCK IS A TOASTER STREUDEL?!!
It was some other company's attempt to rip off pop tarts. The commercial always had a little blonde kid with a thick Germanic accent showing up creepily in another kids house to sing about toaster strudel.
I figured out the zack and jack thing. Apparently at the time of the commercials someone started putting out imitation lego sets called zaks. To avoid unintentionally advertising for the imitators they temporarily changed the name to jack.
“oh no a spider...... god I need aspirin”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Koop aid coolers 20% juice 80% cyanide. Only available in Jonestown
I like Pepsi better, 20% Pepsi 80% ricin.
koop aid
Honestly, I just prefer coke.
20% Coke, 60% whatever's found in a random toilet and a 20% mixture of rusty nails and sawdust
Intergalactic Human Empire I was gonna make that joke
Koop?
:/
That's the real Zack actor, right? Cool cameo!
0:33 "Explanation point."
EXPLANATION POINT?!
+Josh Reznicek Too bad he never got around to explaining, right?
blarg2429 Guess we missed...
*puts on sunglasses*
... the Point of the title.
Josh Reznicek YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!
You put an explanation point after the question mark
No your saying it wrong its EXPLANATION POOOOIIIINNNNT!
I had a doll like that when I was a kid and it started to make 'realistic' crying sounds and it scared the shit out of me, I locked it in my closet and parents eventually sold it.
How the heck was Slim Suit supposed to work?
It wasn't.
It feeds of your stupidity,using it to spread...(Don't worry,It won't go to far)
it makes you sweat a lot...
technically they are called "Sauna suits" nowadays to make you sweat more to loose more weight.... and who doesn't want to wake up in the morning drenched in their own body sweat!? =D
It makes you lose water weight.........which you would then gain back in a few days due to........ya know......being a biological organism requiring the intake of water to survive.
i had a lite-brite, but i was extremely sheltered and didnt know anything bad at that point. my only problem with it was getting yelled at for chewing on all the pegs
(and no i wasnt a baby/toddler. i just loved to chew anything rubber or plastic until i was about 10.... eh well maybe 22, i do still chew on the occasional pen cap :| lol)
Thank Christ I'm not the only one who does that.
lmao
I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE?!
OH MY GOD ME TOOOOO
Lego blocks would look like blobs of plastic after I was done with them.
I may or may not have a LEGO addiction, though, in my case, it's only one specific theme. Bionicle.
Critic HAS to review the 2006 and 2007 commercials. ESPECIALLY the Inika one with ''Move along''
AND the Mahri one with ''Crashed''
Combustiblemonguy He could also review the Bionicle movies (though I'd also be happy if it were only Mask of Light.)
RED Soldier
Worst first.
Combustiblemonguy I think Legend Reborn was the worst, really. The only real downside to Mask of Light is that some things didn't add up because Bionicle suddenly became more famous than LEGO had anticipated.
RED Soldier
Well everbody can agree that Legend Reborn did a WAYYYY better job at animating the sets. They look SO much like the Glatorian, hell, they look BETTER. The first 3 films put like veins and 6 packs on the characters, It was really weird.
"You Suckey Your Jimbo" gets me every time.
+WolfBeil It also shows that People of the 80s couldn't pronounce Japanese Names Right! 😫
I love the thought that Rob or Doug had to ask their wife for their bra to feel awkwardly in front of a camera on the internet
You think 20% juice is weird?
I once had lemonade that was 1% juice!
...wonder boner
redloiyu654jay it's as big as a large corn
redloiyu654jay it basically gets rid of fish bones! BUT! Not only that there is another thing what it's used for....
For a barbaque! It can be used for some meat that are complicated for flipping or getting also it's used for sex
Lemonade is a soda and not being sold as a juice.
I've never watched TMNT, but I find Tommy Wiseau's voice more fitting for Shredder than Shredder's normal voice.
Trust me! the 2003 Shredder has a much more intimidating voice!
@@nine_tails137 and don’t forget Kevin Michael Richardson’s Shredder!
@@princessofweirdsville9000 Eh, Uncle Phil Shredder wasn't as intimidating.
@@nine_tails137 who’s uncle Phil?
@@princessofweirdsville9000 Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
20% juice
50% powder
30% who the heck knows
"What is so hot, it's cool, but is so cool, it's hot?"
...JonTron?
_IT'S NOT JONTRON!!!_
Ooh, ooh! I know! "Cool Devices", google it.
Dry ice
Emberilliance it's Elsa
ITS NOT COOL DEVICES, DRY ICE, OR ELSA!
I wanna know who's wife volunteered their bra for this episode, Rob's or Doug's? xD
They're married?
Both other replies to this comment are just too perfect
I'm not sure if Rachel worked for the Walker Bros. yet, but I can imagine a *pretty* awkward conversation in which they ask her to buy one at Walmart or whatever.
Either they're wives or their mom
What makes you so sure someone landed him a bra and that he didn't already have one ? Plot twist.
"NOW YOU'RE RIPPING OFF POPTARTS!" I lost it after that
these commercials are way better than the endless medication commercials today,
17:40 I CANNOT BREATHE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Does anyone else notice when the audio cuts out during the ghostbuster joke?
Copyright issue
Of course, the Hanes has a subtly larger crotch. Classy, commercial.
I also want to see The Room dubbed over TMNT clips. All the way through.
I did naht hit her
Looking at a still from that commercial, "subtle" ain't the word, chief.
14:26 aaaahhhhhh tommy shredder
4:21 - 4:58 This is legitimately in my top 10 nostalgia critic moments. i love this.
Pop Tarts with no frosting....fuck that shit
ikr that's the best part of them!
like taking the filling from an oreo... or chocolate chips from a cookie!
The frosting barely even matters.
ITS HOT CAUSE ITS COLD, ITS COLD CAUSE ITS HOT!!!
Pop Tarts with no frosting would disappoint me in a lot of ways.
Classic pretenders are the classic Transformers as pretenders. Pretenders are Transformers in bulky half organic suits that they can control while outside or inside the suit. They were built as disguises but where terrible at that but made great combat tools. Now you know what pretenders and classic pretenders are Critic. Unless of course we are talking about the Japanese version of pretenders which are completely different.
Ninja Turtle commercial explained: That's Usagi Yojimbo, who made a crossover with the ninja turtles in a comic. Oh, and Leatherhead was a misunderstood Cajun crocodile who... harassed frogs... yeah, not the best version of Leatherhead.
Oh god, Tommy Weisseau as Shredder would freaking rock. Way better than in Out of the Shadows.
The 2003 and 2012 versions of Leatherhead is actually pretty cool. In the 03 series, Leatherhead is prone to fits of animalistic rage whenever he's threatened. In one of the first episodes he was introduced in, he ends up killing and eating two enemy soldiers of Agent Bishop's Earth Protection Force and you can hear them scream right before he eats them (of course it's not shown)
In the 2012 series every time he hears anything to do with the Kraang, he flies into a rage and always ends up nearly killing Donatello.
I would like to protest the "unhealthiness" of an obsession with LEGO.
Pieter Kok I am obsessed with LEGO, you could call me ____ the LEGO Maniac
You know my obsession is bad when Lego or Corrects to LEGO
That tape packaged with the dancing Barbie has one of the best memes of all time. It is known as... The Duane.
This is the best commercials special.
I miss that old Nostalgia Critic theme
It feels like Channel Awesome is like the Boomerang Channel of the Nostalgia Critic.
Guananah I hope you're not talking about the new Boomerang... *shudder*
JYoungblood
I was about to say... back when Boomerang was... Boomerang? XD
well that channel doesn't exist anymore so...
They had 3 Zach actors. They changed the name to Jack for a bit because of legal stuff, then changed it back
13:36 - 13:44: Actually, it's Usagi Yojimbo (That means "Rabbit Bodyguard"). His real name, however, is Miyamoto Usagi, and he appeared in two Season 3 Episodes of the Fred Wolf TMNT series: "Usagi Yojimbo" and "Usagi Come Home".
What's so cool that it's hot, and what's so hot that it's cool? I want to say a freezer burn.
Around 17:00 the Transformers commercial. If I'm not mistaken they were in the HeadMasters & TargetMasters era, right at the end of the original series. This was before the next iteration. And I don't remember if it continued or if they started of fresh. The series may have continued only in Japan but, I don't remember it that well. I could be wrong...
3:53 Hanes with that bulge and Fruit of the loom isn't packing shite. .-.
That's probably why they liked Hanes more.
Tommy wiseau as shredder? seems legit
Holy shit, Tommy Wishredder had me rolling!
16:13, that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea. Solar powered cars. But they don't have to stop moving when you drive at night, or through a tunnel.
JoeyNutellaNoSpoons If the battery could keep a charge, it could work.
Zack must be Will Ferral at the end of the lego movies
18:18 GAH! DID THEY TURN THE KID TO A TRANSFORMER OF GOLLUM FROM LORD OF THE RINGS!?!
14:26 Oh hai Shredder!
Oh hi mark
13:11 EXPLOSIVE RADIATION!!!!!!!
13:36 It's supposed to be "Usagi Yojimbo." It literally means "rabbit bodyguard."
And he says he's a TMNT fan, eh?!
I know that Usagi Yojimbo isn't really a TMNT character, but still!
@@ChaseMC215 he knows what it is. It's a joke
I remember some of these as a child in the 90s
did he call an exclamation point an explanation point
Yes, it hit my brain hard.
Yes. Yes he did.
12:43 Liquid nitrogen. That's the best explanation I have.
"Hanes is the battle of the bands." By the look of those manikins I'd say it's the "Battle of the Bulge."
lmao
Mannequins
HA!!!
I Think it Was Supposed to be”so Hot It’s Cool,so Cool It’s Hot”,&,by The Way I Love Frosted Wild Berry Pop Tarts
ITS NOT POP TARTS
Most drinks are like 2-9% juice... So yeah, I guess 20% was kinda better.
Oh, please! It’s just a powder, doesn’t matter if there was over 50% “juice”. That “juice” is as useful as frozen vegetables.
when the teddy advert came up i googled a latin exorcisim
That comment reminded me of when me and some friends played Marilyn Manson and Ozzy Osbourne on the Teddy Ruxpen bear?
Narrator: You can even hide!
Doug: As a Clansman?
Me sides: We have liftoff!
10:21 I was one of those kids 😂 good times
Love the look back on the classics of NC
Dry ice is so cold it's hot.
17:48 there are 35+ phallic symbols
+KobraNerd *phallic
+I was not put on this Earth to listen to meat you get the point!
ET + card games =
cards games IN SPACE!!!!!
12:56 Scarlett Johansson. (Drops mic)
(never takes shit from anyone again)
Lovin' the pre-2013 Nostalgia Critic.
The Teddy Ruxpin clip cracks me up every time..lol. Did anyone ever put a music cassette tape in one, thinking Teddy would say the lyrics? It didn't work..lol
9:38 should have been “bustin makes me feel good!”
8:41
???: FUNNY GUY, WATCH HIM SCREAM!!
Egad?: *weird scream-like noise plays
And the Shredder says, "I think I saw your face on a milk carton recently!"
Could not contain myself at "That's a big Twinkie"
Dunno if you'll see this, but an update for you on the Zack/Jack deal. For a while, there was a similar product in the late 80s and early 90s called "Zaks". In order to prevent mix-ups, they changed the kids name in the commercial from Zack to Jack.
2:24 Well, to be fair, nobody who got a baby doll that cried actually wanted their future baby to cry a lot. They mainly wanted a doll that cried because when babies cry, that means you get to take care of them! X3
Holy shit, as a girl, I seriously never understood why they sold/ marketed baby dolls/baby toys... I was not a fan of babies and didn't understand the interest girls had for it. sure babies were cute but that's it, they are responsibility I didn't want to learn about young. I was always hella confused why young girls wanted a baby doll, not only did I hate them but they creep me out. Maybe it's cause I was around babies cause of my family but yeah I didn't get it.
Thank heavens for She-Ra!
Because according to toy commercials back then every little girl wants to be a housewife
15:57 either google hypothermia in burn victims or frostbite
7:20 best part!😂😂😂