Hello, son. We have audited your schoolwork for the last five months. We know you cheated on your latest math test. You will be imprisoned in your room until we say so. Your phone will be taken as well. Your friends will be questioned about their involvement. Your browsing history's safety is unknown. Glory to Parenting. (A note appears from under your bedroom door) FRIEND - PHONE IS SAFE - YOU PASSED THE TEST BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER NOT COOPERATIVE - CHEATING ACTIVITIES HINDERED WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - PHONE WILL BE TAKEN TO MY HOUSE - GOOD LUCK
Your speed was well above the limit. The penalty is a $500 fine. The music you were listening while driving will be questioned about its involvement. The safety of your driving licence is unknown... Glory to the Traffic Police Department.
Not good, you just... win. You kinda have to betray Artotzka in order to get ending 18, cooperate with a suspicious organization for ending 19 and the only true win ending is ending 20, where you aren't even 100% honest, since you recieved a citation and hid your connection to EZIC. So, for me, there is no good endings except ending 3
@@therobbu 'hid?' "There are some anomalies. [...] We will overlook these small transgressions." - M Vonel, ending 20 if anything, they found out about the connection to EZIC, but for ending 20 all you realistically need to do to help EZIC is allow Corman Drex to enter Arstotzka since the audit looks for treason, and corman drex entering arstotzka could be taken as simply "doing your job", the inspector is let off the hook
@@Kamirasu What about the day when an inspector comes and asks to report any suspicious activity? If you give him the EZIC paper, ending 3 So you have to hide it
You’ve defended yourself from a bully. The penalty is suspension Your friends will be questioned about their involvelment. The safety of your computer is unknown. Glory to any school system!
(a note appears in your front door) FRIEND - COMPUTER IS SAFE, BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE TEMPORARY STUDENT NOT COOPERATIVE - GAMING ACTIVITIES HINDERED WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - COMPUTER WILL BE TAKEN TO MY HOUSE - GOOD LUCK
@@kakahtukat welcome child, the american school system welcomes you, you have been selected to be hall monitor by the paper lottery, glory to the almighty ass.
You have not cut your lawn to the 1cm regulation The penalty is eviction Your lawn mower will be questioned for involvement Goodbye Apartment Renter Glory to Apartment Complex
@@DarkChasmGamers A note has been delivered. Apartment Renter - Lawn mower safe, but other problems arise Replacement renter not co-operative - Squatter activities hindered We cannot provide further support - Squatters to hibernate again Lawn mower will be taken into homeless society - Good luck
Jokes aside this theme is honestly so grim, and the many stupidities people comment about the big punishments you get from even the smallest of mistakes really sets the tone for any dystopian world, and those types of world want no complaining, pure perfection, absolute loyalty to the tyrannous dicators
You have been arrested for wearing a hoodie in class. This represents disrespect of the highest order. The penalty is detention. Your classmates will be interrogated for their involvement. The safety of your sanity is unknown. A replacement student will be found easily. Glory to the education system.
Student - Classmates are safe, but other problems arise Replacement student not cooperative - Gang activities hindered We cannot provide further support - Gangs to hibernate again Classmates will be taken to new classroom - Good luck
God this is the best song in the soundtrack and sums of the bad endings so well. It say that Arstotza is this huge industrial machine that no one person could stop. Infact it never needed you to be functional in the first place.
The text sells this idea so well too. "The border will remain open under a new inspector". You're replaced so quickly and it's so to-the-point. I love this game.
You are under arrest for spelling our country's name wrong. The penalty is forced labor. Your family will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to Arstotzka.
-Your entire family is gone. -The ministry of labor focuses on Arstotzka's future growth. -Workers are expected to support large healthy families. -Your position will be filled by someone more appropriate. -Glory to Arstotzka.
Seeing the image of all the gravestones and hearing the beginning of this song, along with the typewriter-like sounds just fills me with dread and anxiety. It's really horrifying but in such a good way.
You got a 70% on a math test. Your punishment is 2 months no electronics. The safety of your video games is uncertain. Your phone will be looked through for its involvement in your low grades. Glory to parenting skills.
You have been arrested for being associated with the fall of the grestin wall. The punishment is life in prison. You have been deported to a max-security prison camp in obristan. Ezic has fallen. Your family will be interrogated regarding their involvement in your actions. This may involve torture. Glory to Arstotzka. THAT'S a bad ending.
ENDING 24: You tampered with a time machine and caused a time paradox by making yourself not win the labor lottery. This results in non-existment. Glory to Doctor Who.
ENDING 25 You broke the T.A.R.D.I.S. and caused a paradox that can never be resolved This results in random time events which can lead to various probabilities - even the fall of Akstrorksia Your penalty is fixing it with no outside help which can lead to death Your family safety is unknown Glory to ???
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You're under arrest for denying a Cobrastan citizen. He call himself ''Jorji Costava''. Your penalty is forced labor. We will replace you with an another Cobrastan inspector. Goodbye Inspector.
M.O.A Citation ..................................................................................... Protocol Violated. Cobrastan is not a real country. ..................................................................................... PENALTY ASSESSED - 150 CREDITS
You talked for 0.01 seconds. This represents treason in the highest order. Your Penalty is Detention for 3 months. The safety of your Grades are unknown. Glory to the Eduction system.
*When you push a little kid who kicked you painfully in the face* YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR ATTACKING AN "INNOCENT" THE PENALTY IS FORCED LABOUR YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE QUESTIONED ABOUT THEIR INVOLVEMENT THE PARK WILL REMAIN OPEN UNDER A DIFFERENT GROUP GLORY TO MUMSTOTSKA
Hello Self. We have audited your recent activities. Your involvement with a group calling themselves THE ORDER OF ENDING FORGERY has been uncovered. Several members of this group have been arrested in Arstotzka. At least one FORGERY member has confessed to receiving your help. This represents treason of the highest order. Goodbye inspector. The execution is scheduled for tonight. Your family's safety is unknown. FORGERY has been crushed. The balance of justice is restored. Glory to Arstotzka.
You left your three teammates This represents a bad teammate You punishment is guilt Their safety is unknown The killer has failed to get you You have escaped Glory to Dead by Daylight
Boss: Hates you getting citations Also Boss: Wants you to let Shae Piersovka in even though that gets you a citation That Boss in this game is the only thing I hate in this game. If you detain Shae Piersovska (which you can technically rightfully do because her papers aren't in order), he frames you for theft of Arstotzkan property and it leads you straight to a bad ending the next day! >:(
Yeah, he’s the one government official that is openly just a bastard. Even Vonel has his good moments, reassuring him that the routine government employee audit is nothing to be afraid of, and basically congratulates you in Ending 20 for having a clean record
Hello TF2 Player We have audited your recent activities for the past 5 months We have uncovered multiple cases of you killing friendlies This represents treason of the highest order Goodbye TF2 Player Your ban is scheduled for tonight Glory to Gaben
hello scout We have audited your recent activities for the past 1000 hours We have uncovered multiple spams for medic This represents annoyance of the highest order Goodbye scout Your replacment with a soilder is scheduled for tonight GLORY TO GABEN
Your supervisor has reported you for theft of Arstotzkan property. The penalty is forced labor. Your family will be sent back to their village. The border will remain open under a replacement inspector. Glory to Arstotzka.
hello inspector we have audited your recent activity you are working for EZIC calling them self THE ORDER OF EZIC STAR several member in this group has been arrested in arstotzka at least one member is confessing to recieve ur help. goodbye inspector. the execution is scheduled for tonight EZIC have been crush the justice has restored. Glory to Arstotzka
You have been arrested for cheating on your homework. Penalty is more homework. If you continue cheating we will be notified. Your safety at school is unknown. Glory to High School.
You're under arrest for multiple fraude at your homework. You're being charged for fraud. Penalty is life in School. Your pencel's will be ask for their involvement. Your hand safety is uncertain. Glory to HighSchoolstotska
You're under arrested for studying with music. Education system doesn't accept doing homeworks with music. The penalty is death. Your family's safety is unknown. Glory to Education System!
You have been caught loving Rose Dawson in the storage This will conclude you being arrested until the ship sinks You will easily freeze from cold water Glory to The RMS Titanic
Hello, Twelve year old. We have audicted your search history for the past 6 years. Your Club Penguin account has been uncovered. The penalty is death and deletion of penguin and cancelation of membership. The safety of your online dignity is unknown. -Glory to Disney
You should check out beholder 1, 2, 3. Its not the papers please world but its extreme similar with what the goverment wants you to do etc it perfectly simulates a dystopian city
@@harioschtrolikias a Russian, there is nothing more then really strict documents control and uniforms from Soviet Union. Any other things are just dystopia. If we’re talking about calm periods, of course
Hello Gamer You have been caught swearing in a message This represents treason of the highest order The penalty is a communication ban The safety of your account is unknown Glory to Xbox
You have been caught listening to fire This represents epicness and chad of the highest order Your family will ne questioned about their involvement Glory to Papers, Please OST
Greetings Inspector, You have successfully arrested the entirety of the group "EZIC", Outstanding work! The Ministry of Intelligence has noticed your work, They have offered you a position, Pack your belongings, your new job starts tomorrow. Your family has already been notified, they have been moved to better house. Glory to Arstotzka.
0.25x = the teacher with bad wifi 0.5x = also teacher with bad wifi 0.75x = real bad end 1.25x = walking alone on somewhere theme 1.5x = speedrun music 1.75x = *he is coming , run* 2x = happy theme
Your grades have came in you have received an F you have been imprisoned in your room for 4 years the safety of your browser history and video games are unknown finding replacement gamer will be easy glory to arstotzka
FRIEND - browser history is safe - you passed the test but other problems arise. substitute gamer not cooperative - gaming activities hindered. we cannot provide further support - your video games will be taken to my house- good luck
This theme makes me feel relief. Maybe that's the point when you lose the game? When you die, or lose, you are relieved of your duty as Inspector and as a poor man trying to provide for your family.
You have been suspected of being an imposter You have been reported and are awaiting trial You have been found guilty under no proof The punishment is death Finding a replacement crewmate will be easy Glory to arstozika
You have been reported for REACTing to a terrorist attack The Punishment will be FINE and thorough Your position has been taken over by your BROTHER Glory to React World
Hello Adventurous Gaming. We have audited your recent activities. Your involvement with a group calling themselves THE ORDER OF FORGED ENDINGS has been uncovered. Several members of this group have been arrested in Arstotzka. At least one FORGED ENDINGS member has confessed to receiving your help. This represents treason of the highest order. Goodbye inspector. The execution is scheduled for tonight. Your family's safety is unknown. FORGERY has been crushed. The balance of justice is restored. Glory to Arstotzka.
Hello Inspector, We have performed a full audit on your comment. Your comment represents treason of the highest order. Your punishment is death. Your family will be questioned in their involvement. Their safety is unkown. Glory to Artstotzka.
We have caught you having pro-western Mentality. The punishment is 12 years in prison with no ability for parole. Your family will be questioned for their involvement, and the safety of your browser history will be pulled into question. Glory to The Russian Federation (Kremlin) ((IRL I would have said more, but my text turned red and I got scared ;-;))
*Evidence is this:* Arstotzka, despite undeniably being a communist dictatorship, is the least communistic country in its 1984-like world, and is going through rapid transformation towards democracy and free market. This is supported by the fact that many Arstotzkans checked in the border openly own private enterprises, and also that Arstotzkan press reports incidents which aren't in the best interest of a tightly information-controlling government to be publicly known-such as the multiple terrorist attacks and the vulnerability at the Grestin border. That's why Arstotzka's economy is superb in comparison to other nations, and why so many people from the other known countries want to desperately immigrate to Arstotzka. By helping EZIC, you're basically aiding a reactionary communist group in its goal to reboot the revolution and take control, screwing Arstotzka up. Don't help EZIC. Save Arstotzka. Glory to Arstotzka!
You are under arrest for attacking an SCP Foundation official. The penalty is death. Your family will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to The SCP Foundation.
You are under arrest for not following orders from MTF personnel Your termination scheduled in the next few hours Your Class-D partner will be questioned about their involvement Test experiment will continue to proceed by replacement of a Class-D personnel Glory to SCP Foundation
You are under arrest for stealing keycards with higher clearance than yours. You will be demoted to d-class. Your family will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to the foundation.
Hello Thelennydash and Hao Tu Git Gud. We have audited your recent activities. Your involvement with a group calling themselves THE ORDER OF FORGED ENDINGS has been uncovered. Several members of this group have been arrested in Arstotzka. At least one FORGED ENDINGS member has confessed to receiving your help. This represents treason of the highest order. Goodbye inspector. The execution is scheduled for tonight. Your family's safety is unknown. FORGERY has been crushed. The balance of justice is restored. Glory to Arstotzka.
You’ve been caught with a water bottle at the airport security check The penalty is that it will be taken Your taxi driver will be questioned about his involvement The safety of your luggage is unknown Glory to the airport TSA!
Hello, Mario. We have audited your performance for the last two worlds. We discovered you haven't found Princess Peach in the castle . You will be sentenced to checking another castle. Your Brother will be questioned about their involvement. The safety of the Princess is unknown. Glory to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Hello, wizard. Your wand usage has been audited for the last 4 years. We have uncovered multiple uses of the unforgivable curses. The penalty for this is death. The other members of Ravenclaw will be questioned about their involvement in the incidents. Glory to the Ministry.
You sweared in Christian server Your punishment is tasting the Sharpness V netherite sword Your friends will be questioned for their involvement The safety of your items are unknown Glory to Christian Minecraft Server
An email appears: User - Items are safe, but other problems arise We cannot provide any more support - Raiders to hibernate again Friends will be taken to new Minecraft server - Good luck
You were arrested for searching up illegal items. Your punishment is eternity without devices. Your friends will be questioned for their involvement. The safety of your Homework Folder is unknown. Finding a replacement child will be easy. Glory to Parenting
You have been spotted by British Officals for giving a known Nazi Spy Secret British Intelligence You have been charged with several counts of treason Your Punishment is death You have exactly 36 hours till then Glory to the British Empire! (I know this game is about a inspector letting people into the best country but this music actually would fit this situation just perfectly ngl)
You failed to spotlessly clean the dishes. This represents treason of the highest order. Your punishment is 7 months of saying inside of a educational institution. Your online friends will be questioned for their behaviour and sense of humor. Your civil rights are to be completely abolished. The safety of your devices are unknown... Glory to parents.
You accepted a Dark Sigil to get an easy level. This is treason to the highest extent. The penalty is hollowing. Your Firekeeper will be questioned for involvement. Goodbye, Ashen One. Glory to Lothric.
I managed to escape to Obristan with my Son, Niece, Uncle and Wife but I had to leave my mother-in-law behind. was close call my audit was scheduled the day I escaped.
Hello Inspector. I've noticed you've blanked out every 6:00 AM. Are you sure you've,slept? Your family has been sent back. Workers are expected to be prepared for long days. Such is life in Glorious Arstotzka.
You’ve been caught playing coolmathsgames at school The penalty is highest order Your punishment will be no recess The safety of your family is unknown GLORY TO TEACHER
You posted cringe. Your punishment is life in Brazil. Your friends will be questioned for their involvement. The safety of your accounts are unknown. Finding a replacement poster will be easy. Glory to the Internet.
A note passes through your DMs. poster - cringe meme dealt with but more problems arise - replacement poster not cooperative - meme channel to hibernate again - meme folder taken to homework folder - good luck
You did not recognize the reference Your punishment is five minutes shame Your sensai will be questioned for their teaching methods The safety of your hentai is unknown Glory to Arstotzka
You are under arrest for fighting back to your parents. The penalty is death by hanging. Your dog will be questioned about his involvement. The safety of your "Homework" folders are unknown. Glory to the parenting system.
You are under arrest by saying "Hi" to a women Your trial will be scheduled by tomorrow Your safety about your reputation and career are unknown Glory to Feminism
You are already in prison serving your sentence to the feminist hive You have been made aware of a new trial Your warden will not allow you to attend and so you lose the trial and are further tried for contempt of court Your warden, as a show if compassion pulled some strings to learn of the motive for trial The woman you said hi to has since transitioned into a xe and and you are therby retroactively guilty of assuming gender and hate crimes Your life sentence has not changed however you will now have your genitalia and gender based hormones removed Thus is the will of THEY
You have failed the test in The School Your punishment will be scheduled When you arrive at home Your browser history will be Checked The safety of you are unknown Glory to Life
I attempted making a Midi of this and it just sounds terrible. the instruments in this piece are each unique and specific, and it looses all of its charm when its meshed as one. The chord that plays in rhythm with the bass synth is also hard to pick out. It sounds empty without the full chord and too busy with the full chord (and its hard to even figure out what notes are playing with how quiet it is). I could try n compose an original bass piece for piano but theres a high chance of shitty. The main line is easy though, I got that down in 2 minutes; it just sounds so empty and incomplete without anything behind it
Sorry for neglecting this, put it in the back of my head for some reason. I still have the files, and I can upload what I have. And I didnt say it was impossible, but if I dont have the soundfonts of the original instruments its obviously not going to sound the same, and MIDI instruments sued in programs like synthesia are even worse lol. But I'll try n see if I cant upload something tonight/sunday
So Im on December 6th, 1982. I got 1000 dollars from a man for helping EZTEC or however you spell it, but my neighbors reported it to the police and I lost every cent I had. I have absolutely 0 dollars. Can anyone give me advice to keep on playing the game? Because I feel as I’m under so much pressure right now. Thanks!
As a man who hasn't played too much, the best advice I can give you is swap in between food and heat. One day, do heat but not food, and another, do food but not heat. It is a good way to save money for when your savings are taken for auditing.
You've failed the vibe check. Your punishment is the bad vibe prison. Your comrades, friends, and parents will be questioned if they were the cause. The safety of your vibe remains unknown and a secret... Goodbye, bad viber. Glory to the great vibers!
Hello, Customer. We've gotten a report. You have been using aimbot in a casual TF2 server. There are no penalties. Keep up the good work! Glory to Valve.
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Hello, son.
We have audited your schoolwork for the last five months.
We know you cheated on your latest math test.
You will be imprisoned in your room until we say so.
Your phone will be taken as well.
Your friends will be questioned about their involvement.
Your browsing history's safety is unknown.
Glory to Parenting.
(A note appears from under your bedroom door)
FRIEND - PHONE IS SAFE - YOU PASSED THE TEST BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER NOT COOPERATIVE - CHEATING ACTIVITIES HINDERED
WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - PHONE WILL BE TAKEN TO MY HOUSE - GOOD LUCK
Underrated comment😂
Ok this is too funny
what about browsing history?
Perfect
Child rises
This is the perfect track to listen to while doing your homework. Because you constantly know what will happen if you don't finish them.
Yeah you're right
"You have been caught existing in the school system."
"The penalty is forced labor."
Especially at 6am
Yep
Ironically, I'm listening to this while doing homework because why not
Ah yes, Papers Please. The game where you can lose just for doing your job properly.
+Charlotte Morgan
and dont let shae pass
NOOBtella *points at ending 20*
you can deny shae without getting arrested, just don't detain her :)
so true
that's true, my favorite instance is the ending where you get the "too honest" achievement
Pre-approved by Arstozkan Officials!
Arstozkan Officer welcome aboard
Arstozkan Officer Glory to Arstozka And its rules!!
Arstotzkan Officer Ste men :v
Blyad
*GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA (-_-)/*
I recently got a speeding ticket and had this playing in my head when I was pulled over.
Your speed was well above the limit.
The penalty is a $500 fine.
The music you were listening while driving will be questioned about its involvement.
The safety of your driving licence is unknown...
Glory to the Traffic Police Department.
Lol nice, Mate.
The penalty is death.
i play this song when i play a military game on halo lol
xD
I still can't get over that the game has like, twenty endings and only three of them are good
Not good, you just... win. You kinda have to betray Artotzka in order to get ending 18, cooperate with a suspicious organization for ending 19 and the only true win ending is ending 20, where you aren't even 100% honest, since you recieved a citation and hid your connection to EZIC.
So, for me, there is no good endings except ending 3
@@therobbu 'hid?'
"There are some anomalies. [...] We will overlook these small transgressions." - M Vonel, ending 20
if anything, they found out about the connection to EZIC, but for ending 20 all you realistically need to do to help EZIC is allow Corman Drex to enter Arstotzka
since the audit looks for treason, and corman drex entering arstotzka could be taken as simply "doing your job", the inspector is let off the hook
@@Kamirasu What about the day when an inspector comes and asks to report any suspicious activity?
If you give him the EZIC paper, ending 3
So you have to hide it
@@therobbu Actually, you just get an audition.
@@therobbu you mean the one where you are arrested and implied to be executed? I don't think so.
You’ve defended yourself from a bully.
The penalty is suspension
Your friends will be questioned about their involvelment.
The safety of your computer is unknown.
Glory to any school system!
Stupid System
look at the first 3 letters in each word in american school system and it spells out "ass''
@@kakahtukat lmao
(a note appears in your front door)
FRIEND - COMPUTER IS SAFE, BUT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISE
TEMPORARY STUDENT NOT COOPERATIVE - GAMING ACTIVITIES HINDERED
WE CANNOT PROVIDE FURTHER SUPPORT - COMPUTER WILL BE TAKEN TO MY HOUSE - GOOD LUCK
@@kakahtukat welcome child, the american school system welcomes you, you have been selected to be hall monitor by the paper lottery, glory to the almighty ass.
You have not cut your lawn to the 1cm regulation
The penalty is eviction
Your lawn mower will be questioned for involvement
Goodbye Apartment Renter
Glory to Apartment Complex
A new renter will easily be found.
@@DarkChasmGamers A note has been delivered.
Apartment Renter - Lawn mower safe, but other problems arise
Replacement renter not co-operative - Squatter activities hindered
We cannot provide further support - Squatters to hibernate again
Lawn mower will be taken into homeless society - Good luck
@@toainsully poor lawnmower but he will find a new family that will teach him to be a better comrade than his previous owners.
Apartment complex? I find it quite simple actually.
Jokes aside this theme is honestly so grim, and the many stupidities people comment about the big punishments you get from even the smallest of mistakes really sets the tone for any dystopian world, and those types of world want no complaining, pure perfection, absolute loyalty to the tyrannous dicators
For some reason though, it sounds rather cheerful given the context. Tying into the false utopia setting.
@GamerMadness Your mother aside.
Lmao
Yeah you just described China.
@@purple.requiem and Russia, especially in near future (I live here, please, help).
You have been arrested for wearing a hoodie in class.
This represents disrespect of the highest order.
The penalty is detention.
Your classmates will be interrogated for their involvement.
The safety of your sanity is unknown.
A replacement student will be found easily.
Glory to the education system.
Student - Classmates are safe, but other problems arise
Replacement student not cooperative - Gang activities hindered
We cannot provide further support - Gangs to hibernate again
Classmates will be taken to new classroom - Good luck
Homework Please
its so fucking true tho
@@toainsully cool
this is the perfect song to listen to while reading the news, because we've exhausted the last of the good news.
I hope I don't have to listen s.t.a.l.k.e.r. theme soon
they always have the negative stuff first and only put positive things like at the end of the program
God this is the best song in the soundtrack and sums of the bad endings so well. It say that Arstotza is this huge industrial machine that no one person could stop. Infact it never needed you to be functional in the first place.
The text sells this idea so well too. "The border will remain open under a new inspector". You're replaced so quickly and it's so to-the-point. I love this game.
@Mikkhael The Protogen Toaster
You are under arrest for spelling our country's name wrong.
The penalty is forced labor.
Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to Arstotzka.
-Your entire family is gone.
-The ministry of labor focuses on Arstotzka's future growth.
-Workers are expected to support large healthy families.
-Your position will be filled by someone more appropriate.
-Glory to Arstotzka.
Seeing the image of all the gravestones and hearing the beginning of this song, along with the typewriter-like sounds just fills me with dread and anxiety. It's really horrifying but in such a good way.
This was my first ending 😎
Probably one of the more/most depressing endings
This song has become a fat vibe for 2020 in general.
The theme when you post cringe
that is so true the death theme fits really well
2021 ain't any better.
@@edward9487 2022 be like *hello* *there*
@@edward9487 2022 aint any better
You got a 70% on a math test.
Your punishment is 2 months no electronics.
The safety of your video games is uncertain.
Your phone will be looked through for its involvement in your low grades.
Glory to parenting skills.
What parents do you have
Possibly first word of his nickname
You have been arrested for being associated with the fall of the grestin wall.
The punishment is life in prison.
You have been deported to a max-security prison camp in obristan.
Ezic has fallen.
Your family will be interrogated regarding their involvement in your actions.
This may involve torture.
Glory to Arstotzka.
THAT'S a bad ending.
Guys we got a new ending
ENDING 21:
Let the EZIC members destroy the wall, then kill them.
ENDING 24:
You tampered with a time machine and caused a time paradox by making yourself not win the labor lottery.
This results in non-existment.
Glory to Doctor Who.
ENDING 25
You broke the T.A.R.D.I.S. and caused a paradox that can never be resolved
This results in random time events which can lead to various probabilities - even the fall of Akstrorksia
Your penalty is fixing it with no outside help which can lead to death
Your family safety is unknown
Glory to ???
Matthew Baranyai not ezic
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Now go and finish it with victory
Glory to Arstotzka greatest country
Yuki Hasimi it doesn't exest
@@Daniel-bt3kn and? Its still greatest country and its not existing is positive for its name as all existing countries suck worse
You're under arrest for denying a Cobrastan citizen.
He call himself ''Jorji Costava''.
Your penalty is forced labor.
We will replace you with an another Cobrastan inspector.
Goodbye Inspector.
hello freind passport not allowed artstotzka great country man! - Jorji Costava 1982
M.O.A Citation
.....................................................................................
Protocol Violated.
Cobrastan is not a real country.
.....................................................................................
PENALTY ASSESSED - 150 CREDITS
COBRASTAN ABOVE ALL
Glory to Cobrastan
jorjiyi içeri almayan da ne blm
You talked for 0.01 seconds.
This represents treason in the highest order.
Your Penalty is Detention for 3 months.
The safety of your Grades are unknown.
Glory to the Eduction system.
Hahaha!! This is relatable, if you talked for 2 seconds you would have your name wrote on the dirty old board.
Such is life in glorious Arstotzka
*When you push a little kid who kicked you painfully in the face*
YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR ATTACKING AN "INNOCENT"
THE PENALTY IS FORCED LABOUR
YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE QUESTIONED ABOUT THEIR INVOLVEMENT
THE PARK WILL REMAIN OPEN UNDER A DIFFERENT GROUP
GLORY TO MUMSTOTSKA
Que this song
The safety of your electronics are unknown
@@ultimateinternetman4335 geez this is an old ass comment you found
@@Self5 Yeah, I like responding to old comments
Hello Self.
We have audited your recent activities.
Your involvement with a group calling themselves THE ORDER OF ENDING FORGERY has been uncovered.
Several members of this group have been arrested in Arstotzka.
At least one FORGERY member has confessed to receiving your help.
This represents treason of the highest order.
Goodbye inspector.
The execution is scheduled for tonight.
Your family's safety is unknown.
FORGERY has been crushed. The balance of justice is restored.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Ignore the memes, this song is fire ngl.
That's why I am here. The memes are nice and all but this is a surprisingly good bop for a bad ending OST
Look at the memes and listen to the song
@@werisekk3 imo the bad ending OST is better than the good ending
@Sparrow Plays shut up, dont ruin everything.
Fire ost?? Entry point reference???
You left your three teammates
This represents a bad teammate
You punishment is guilt
Their safety is unknown
The killer has failed to get you
You have escaped
Glory to Dead by Daylight
never thought i would see a DBD reference here but i respect it nonetheless
Boss: Hates you getting citations
Also Boss: Wants you to let Shae Piersovka in even though that gets you a citation
That Boss in this game is the only thing I hate in this game. If you detain Shae Piersovska (which you can technically rightfully do because her papers aren't in order), he frames you for theft of Arstotzkan property and it leads you straight to a bad ending the next day! >:(
Yeah, he’s the one government official that is openly just a bastard. Even Vonel has his good moments, reassuring him that the routine government employee audit is nothing to be afraid of, and basically congratulates you in Ending 20 for having a clean record
why di yuo detian her!1!1!!! Im gona arest you now!!!!1!1!
Hello TF2 Player
We have audited your recent activities for the past 5 months
We have uncovered multiple cases of you killing friendlies
This represents treason of the highest order
Goodbye TF2 Player
Your ban is scheduled for tonight
Glory to Gaben
Best comment ive ever seen
Glory to gaben
LOL
Siding think anyone would be online
hello scout
We have audited your recent activities for the past 1000 hours
We have uncovered multiple spams for medic
This represents annoyance of the highest order
Goodbye scout
Your replacment with a soilder is scheduled for tonight
GLORY TO GABEN
Your supervisor has reported you for theft of Arstotzkan property.
The penalty is forced labor.
Your family will be sent back to their village.
The border will remain open under a replacement inspector.
Glory to Arstotzka.
hello inspector we have audited your recent activity you are working for EZIC calling them self THE ORDER OF EZIC STAR several member in this group has been arrested in arstotzka at least one member is confessing to recieve ur help. goodbye inspector. the execution is scheduled for tonight EZIC have been crush the justice has restored. Glory to Arstotzka
Papers please
0_0 chara ?
Detained!!!!!!
Cheeki Breeki lol i get it
I hate that Dimitri (the boss who reports you if you detain Shae), he's a dickhead lol, and he reports you for something you didn't do!!
Charlotte Morgan All because you arrested his (supposed) love interest
this is my study music
You have been arrested for cheating on your homework.
Penalty is more homework.
If you continue cheating we will be notified.
Your safety at school is unknown.
Glory to High School.
@@ezioauditoredafirenze4760 Glory to high school :D
@@ezioauditoredafirenze4760 Glory to high school :D
You're under arrest for multiple fraude at your homework.
You're being charged for fraud.
Penalty is life in School.
Your pencel's will be ask for their involvement.
Your hand safety is uncertain.
Glory to HighSchoolstotska
You're under arrested for studying with music.
Education system doesn't accept doing homeworks with music.
The penalty is death.
Your family's safety is unknown.
Glory to Education System!
You have been caught loving Rose Dawson in the storage
This will conclude you being arrested until the ship sinks
You will easily freeze from cold water
Glory to The RMS Titanic
Lol that's funny
e-x-a-c-t-l-y
Glory to arstozkas great eyesights
didnt i find you in someones other video?
Hello, Twelve year old. We have audicted your search history for the past 6 years. Your Club Penguin account has been uncovered. The penalty is death and deletion of penguin and cancelation of membership. The safety of your online dignity is unknown. -Glory to Disney
Oh no. Is this why Club Penguin was deleted? 😥
Oof
Waddle on
we need a sequel which shows us what arstotska is actually like
id love that
You should check out beholder 1, 2, 3. Its not the papers please world but its extreme similar with what the goverment wants you to do etc it perfectly simulates a dystopian city
@@commiedogborkins5568 Is there a games that similar to papers please?
@@gahler8552 in december relesing Contraband Police from PlayWay
I'm pretty sure Arstotzka is loosely based off the Soviet Union so you have that
@@harioschtrolikias a Russian, there is nothing more then really strict documents control and uniforms from Soviet Union. Any other things are just dystopia. If we’re talking about calm periods, of course
Hello Gamer
You have been caught swearing in a message
This represents treason of the highest order
The penalty is a communication ban
The safety of your account is unknown
Glory to Xbox
Ikr
bruh, this is me right now for saying stfu to a guy who called me bad at overwatch when I was over 500 levels below him.
@@a_ncr_ranger oof
@@user-cq8mz5fy2u yeah, thankfully it only lasts today and didn't change much for me.
@@a_ncr_ranger literally the same thing happened to me just an hour ago to a guy calling me bad and griefing me on rdo
You have failed your Exam
Family anger level is Unknown
Your phone and disruptive behavior will be questioned about its involvement.
this is monday's theme song
I’ll say a weird thing, it gives me security and confort to be hearing this music xD
Your well being and security is unknown
You have been caught listening to fire
This represents epicness and chad of the highest order
Your family will ne questioned about their involvement
Glory to Papers, Please OST
Cuz you're in prison!!!!
@@132o4_ :D
Greetings Inspector,
You have successfully arrested the entirety of the group "EZIC",
Outstanding work!
The Ministry of Intelligence has noticed your work,
They have offered you a position,
Pack your belongings, your new job starts tomorrow.
Your family has already been notified, they have been moved to better house.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Wouldn't it be this theme?
czcams.com/video/h2FxJrK9Amw/video.html&t&ab_channel=ellistron3
Glory to Arstotzka. Always ten times better than Kolechia.
0.25x = the teacher with bad wifi
0.5x = also teacher with bad wifi
0.75x = real bad end
1.25x = walking alone on somewhere theme
1.5x = speedrun music
1.75x = *he is coming , run*
2x = happy theme
lol
having it on normal is still better
Today i came to a conclusion that youtube users do not care about the time a video or comment got posted
@@rubicubie we do not
1.75x sounds like its on swing rhythm
Your grades have came in
you have received an F
you have been imprisoned in your room for 4 years
the safety of your browser history and video games are unknown
finding replacement gamer will be easy
glory to arstotzka
no not my browser history
*glory to Ministry of Education
*Glory to the Parents
A message appears under the door- GAMER, YOU HAVE BETRAYED US AT THE IMPORTANT MOMENT. LAPTOP WILL BE ABANDONED, AND ITS SAFETY UNKNOWN.
FRIEND - browser history is safe - you passed the test but other problems arise.
substitute gamer not cooperative - gaming activities hindered.
we cannot provide further support - your video games will be taken to my house-
good luck
This theme makes me feel relief. Maybe that's the point when you lose the game? When you die, or lose, you are relieved of your duty as Inspector and as a poor man trying to provide for your family.
But...
You will not get to see your Family, because you are dead.
Me: *helps Ezic do their thing and betray them in the end*
Papers, please: “Unfortunately, there will be no happy ending for you”
Fun fact: there are _only three good endings_ in Papers, please.
The Victory theme was in my mind when it was the last day of school last summer.
Now it is this song in my mind...
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
You shout to your parents.
The music:
You have been suspected of being an imposter
You have been reported and are awaiting trial
You have been found guilty under no proof
The punishment is death
Finding a replacement crewmate will be easy
Glory to arstozika
Sustokzika
AMOGUS
🗿
🗿
you ruined it.
You have been reported for REACTing to a terrorist attack
The Punishment will be FINE and thorough
Your position has been taken over by your BROTHER
Glory to React World
DAMN YOU FINE BROTHERS!!!!
DAMN YOU ALL!!!!
detained for detaining glory to Arstotzka
+Nov11jojo what happened to the finebros?
Hello Adventurous Gaming.
We have audited your recent activities.
Your involvement with a group calling themselves THE ORDER OF FORGED ENDINGS has been uncovered.
Several members of this group have been arrested in Arstotzka.
At least one FORGED ENDINGS member has confessed to receiving your help.
This represents treason of the highest order.
Goodbye inspector.
The execution is scheduled for tonight.
Your family's safety is unknown.
FORGERY has been crushed. The balance of justice is restored.
Glory to Arstotzka.
***End of day 31***
FINNALY! I DID IT! A NEW REVOLUTION IN ARSTO-
*You are under arrest for failure to defend the checkpoint.*
FUUUUUUUU-
Hello Inspector,
We have performed a full audit on your comment.
Your comment represents treason of the highest order.
Your punishment is death.
Your family will be questioned in their involvement.
Their safety is unkown.
Glory to Artstotzka.
Woops, wrong ending
An amazing, dark theme to such a small, great game.
2021 and the game is still a masterpiece.
Russians: "I wish there wasn't a war in Ukraine."
The radio in the room:
Russians: I don't like pu-
Radio: Please wait here.
*We have a few questions to ask you*
(My turn to join this)
We have caught you having pro-western Mentality. The punishment is 12 years in prison with no ability for parole.
Your family will be questioned for their involvement, and the safety of your browser history will be pulled into question.
Glory to The Russian Federation (Kremlin)
((IRL I would have said more, but my text turned red and I got scared ;-;))
Listen to it at 1.75x, it's like a whole new soundtrack.
Yeah it is really upbeat alone, the faster speed makes it happier for sure.
1.5 almost sounds like something you'd hear in mario
*Evidence is this:* Arstotzka, despite undeniably being a communist dictatorship, is the least communistic country in its 1984-like world, and is going through rapid transformation towards democracy and free market. This is supported by the fact that many Arstotzkans checked in the border openly own private enterprises, and also that Arstotzkan press reports incidents which aren't in the best interest of a tightly information-controlling government to be publicly known-such as the multiple terrorist attacks and the vulnerability at the Grestin border. That's why Arstotzka's economy is superb in comparison to other nations, and why so many people from the other known countries want to desperately immigrate to Arstotzka. By helping EZIC, you're basically aiding a reactionary communist group in its goal to reboot the revolution and take control, screwing Arstotzka up.
Don't help EZIC. Save Arstotzka. Glory to Arstotzka!
Wtff Arstotzka is Khrushchevist? Incredibly based
You are under arrest for attacking an SCP Foundation official.
The penalty is death.
Your family will be questioned about their involvement.
Glory to The SCP Foundation.
*The penalty is conscription as a member of D-class personnel.
*amnestics and d-class promotion
You are under arrest for not following orders from MTF personnel
Your termination scheduled in the next few hours
Your Class-D partner will be questioned about their involvement
Test experiment will continue to proceed by replacement of a Class-D personnel
Glory to SCP Foundation
You are under arrest for stealing keycards with higher clearance than yours. You will be demoted to d-class. Your family will be questioned about their involvement. Glory to the foundation.
Hello Thelennydash and Hao Tu Git Gud.
We have audited your recent activities.
Your involvement with a group calling themselves THE ORDER OF FORGED ENDINGS has been uncovered.
Several members of this group have been arrested in Arstotzka.
At least one FORGED ENDINGS member has confessed to receiving your help.
This represents treason of the highest order.
Goodbye inspector.
The execution is scheduled for tonight.
Your family's safety is unknown.
FORGERY has been crushed. The balance of justice is restored.
Glory to Arstotzka.
Seems like a great soundtrack to listen to while reading 1984 lol
You’ve been caught with a water bottle at the airport security check
The penalty is that it will be taken
Your taxi driver will be questioned about his involvement
The safety of your luggage is unknown
Glory to the airport TSA!
The ultimate "You fucked up" song
Hello, Mario.
We have audited your performance for the last two worlds.
We discovered you haven't found Princess Peach in the castle .
You will be sentenced to checking another castle.
Your Brother will be questioned about their involvement.
The safety of the Princess is unknown.
Glory to the Mushroom Kingdom.
When the teacher tells you to stay online after the class is over:
“I got a call from the school today”
Hello, wizard.
Your wand usage has been audited for the last 4 years.
We have uncovered multiple uses of the unforgivable curses.
The penalty for this is death.
The other members of Ravenclaw will be questioned about their involvement in the incidents.
Glory to the Ministry.
You sweared in Christian server
Your punishment is tasting the Sharpness V netherite sword
Your friends will be questioned for their involvement
The safety of your items are unknown
Glory to Christian Minecraft Server
An email appears:
User - Items are safe, but other problems arise
We cannot provide any more support - Raiders to hibernate again
Friends will be taken to new Minecraft server - Good luck
You were arrested for searching up illegal items.
Your punishment is eternity without devices.
Your friends will be questioned for their involvement.
The safety of your Homework Folder is unknown.
Finding a replacement child will be easy.
Glory to Parenting
is it a homework folder or a "homework" folder
You have been spotted by British Officals for giving a known Nazi Spy Secret British Intelligence
You have been charged with several counts of treason
Your Punishment is death
You have exactly 36 hours till then
Glory to the British Empire!
(I know this game is about a inspector letting people into the best country but this music actually would fit this situation just perfectly ngl)
What?
Thankyou! I absolutely love this track.
“Hello inspector”
Glory to Arstotzka
God bless America
have the same amount of syllables
America still best country, yes?
yet we are loyal to only one nation. a *glorious* nation
@@daubert9991 Yes. Glory to Arstotzka
G L O R Y T O ARZTOTSKA
My little Brother: Relaxing Disney Soundtrack
Me:
You failed to spotlessly clean the dishes.
This represents treason of the highest order.
Your punishment is 7 months of saying inside of a educational institution.
Your online friends will be questioned for their behaviour and sense of humor.
Your civil rights are to be completely abolished.
The safety of your devices are unknown...
Glory to parents.
relatable
Relatable as fuck.
You accepted a Dark Sigil to get an easy level.
This is treason to the highest extent.
The penalty is hollowing.
Your Firekeeper will be questioned for involvement.
Goodbye, Ashen One.
Glory to Lothric.
pov: you are an turkish politician/reporter
I managed to escape to Obristan with my Son, Niece, Uncle and Wife but I had to leave my mother-in-law behind.
was close call my audit was scheduled the day I escaped.
The music sounds amazingly fitting
Hello Inspector. I've noticed you've blanked out every 6:00 AM. Are you sure you've,slept?
Your family has been sent back. Workers are expected to be prepared for long days. Such is life in Glorious Arstotzka.
You’ve been caught playing coolmathsgames at school
The penalty is highest order
Your punishment will be no recess
The safety of your family is unknown
GLORY TO TEACHER
How much would you bet that jacksepticeye will get a bad end first?
I doubt it.
+Evil 101 true, but nonetheless still an ok ending
+Odin White He did, watch the new episode!
Yup he did
Well ok, i wonder what jacks thoughts on the music was?
i love this song-theme
You posted cringe.
Your punishment is life in Brazil.
Your friends will be questioned for their involvement.
The safety of your accounts are unknown.
Finding a replacement poster will be easy.
Glory to the Internet.
A note passes through your DMs.
poster - cringe meme dealt with but more problems arise - replacement poster not cooperative - meme channel to hibernate again - meme folder taken to homework folder - good luck
your boss when karen contacts them:
music when teachers asks you to stay after the zoom meeting is over
"The safety of your family is unknown"
Oh god...
You did not recognize the reference
Your punishment is five minutes shame
Your sensai will be questioned for their teaching methods
The safety of your hentai is unknown
Glory to Arstotzka
You are under arrest for fighting back to your parents.
The penalty is death by hanging.
Your dog will be questioned about his involvement.
The safety of your "Homework" folders are unknown.
Glory to the parenting system.
NO DONT LLOK IN MY "homework" FOLDER PLEASE NOOOOOO!!!
@@C00lguy15 Ok, but only because you are ze kaiser
@@derschwarzenamensuvuvwveoy4103YAY
You are under arrest by saying "Hi" to a women
Your trial will be scheduled by tomorrow
Your safety about your reputation and career are unknown
Glory to Feminism
You are already in prison serving your sentence to the feminist hive
You have been made aware of a new trial
Your warden will not allow you to attend and so you lose the trial and are further tried for contempt of court
Your warden, as a show if compassion pulled some strings to learn of the motive for trial
The woman you said hi to has since transitioned into a xe and and you are therby retroactively guilty of assuming gender and hate crimes
Your life sentence has not changed however you will now have your genitalia and gender based hormones removed
Thus is the will of THEY
Thanks!
A replacement inspector will be found easily
0.75 When vacations are over
My Favorite Song After Exams
Me: *gets a bad ending but still gets this song* wooorth itt.
Thanks dude, appreciate it
I can't stop imagining *3 happy dancing spiders dancing, in sync.*
One of the MOST creepiest and good songs ever
This is what ive heard when Unus Annus Ended
Raise of hands, how many of us shot actually shot the red guy and heard this theme?
The air above the people looks as clear as my head.
🤚
How do I raise my hand 3 times
I have heard this too many fucking times lol
rip
*Live, Eat, Inspect, Repeat.*
You have failed the test in The School
Your punishment will be scheduled When you arrive at home
Your browser history will be Checked
The safety of you are unknown
Glory to Life
GIMMIE THE PAPERS AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
someone should make synthesia of this
I attempted making a Midi of this and it just sounds terrible. the instruments in this piece are each unique and specific, and it looses all of its charm when its meshed as one. The chord that plays in rhythm with the bass synth is also hard to pick out. It sounds empty without the full chord and too busy with the full chord (and its hard to even figure out what notes are playing with how quiet it is). I could try n compose an original bass piece for piano but theres a high chance of shitty. The main line is easy though, I got that down in 2 minutes; it just sounds so empty and incomplete without anything behind it
+TrikeMan115 could you at least show it maybe its good after all
Lmao I just saw you in that other video
Potato Pug ikr! i was just angry that TrikeMan said its impossible to make it sound like the original one ( the one with unique and speciffic parts ).
Sorry for neglecting this, put it in the back of my head for some reason. I still have the files, and I can upload what I have. And I didnt say it was impossible, but if I dont have the soundfonts of the original instruments its obviously not going to sound the same, and MIDI instruments sued in programs like synthesia are even worse lol. But I'll try n see if I cant upload something tonight/sunday
So Im on December 6th, 1982. I got 1000 dollars from a man for helping EZTEC or however you spell it, but my neighbors reported it to the police and I lost every cent I had. I have absolutely 0 dollars. Can anyone give me advice to keep on playing the game? Because I feel as I’m under so much pressure right now. Thanks!
As a man who hasn't played too much, the best advice I can give you is swap in between food and heat. One day, do heat but not food, and another, do food but not heat. It is a good way to save money for when your savings are taken for auditing.
I feel like this song has to play everytime you have a really weird or awesome conversation with your friend(s)
You've failed the vibe check.
Your punishment is the bad vibe prison.
Your comrades, friends, and parents will be questioned if they were the cause.
The safety of your vibe remains unknown and a secret...
Goodbye, bad viber.
Glory to the great vibers!
such is life in glorious arstotzka.
Hello, Customer.
We've gotten a report.
You have been using aimbot in a casual TF2 server.
There are no penalties.
Keep up the good work!
Glory to Valve.
Lmao shut up