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I originally filmed this video for my second channel but decided to upload it here because I thought it was worthy!!
my second channel- / drewmonson2
bonus video on / drewmonson
you can order a custom video of me singing or talking to u or your friend at cameo.com/drewmonson (please order from the website and not the app bc for some reason they take take like half the money from me if its the app)
and if you wanna listen to my newest album its called "im dead" open.spotify.com/album/7lrJUj... I think you might like it.
and my other one "the pop he faked" open.spotify.com/album/6HiJE9...
(they are on the other streaming services too) - Komedie
Hi so a couple things: I mentioned this in the beginning but because I saw some people were confused: this video was originally filmed for my second channel but I decided to post it here because I thought it was funny and wanted more people to see it!!
My second channel is CZcams.com/drewmonson2 and I make lots of videos in this same fashion! Fashion is important.
Also idk I’ve been reading the comments and I feel excited today because I know I’ve said this before but i feel very lucky to have somehow carved out a place online where I can be watched by people who seem to understand me! I have no idea if I started making videos today in 2024 if this ever would have happened I don’t even know how people become CZcamsrs anymore so I’m so glad I made the choice to film myself as a child in the Other algorithm-less internet and somehow land here.,I don’t think you guys realize how important/special this all is to me as well even outside of a job/money thing, seriously. Ive been making videos since I was a kid but a few years ago I started to really feel (for myself) that I’ve reached a point creatively I can say I’m genuinely proud of. So I’m glad you’re here! And thank you for all the comments. Even if you hate me it’s like hey what’s up!
love you drew 💗💗
❤️❤️❤️ you're great drew
This link is wrong sorry I'm sorry
It's drewmonson2 yall
We love ya Drew! So proud of you! 💗
I said I hate my life because I thought it would be funny but to be clear I did really enjoy holding the rubber cheeseburger
im glad
I knew the truth
im glad youre watching this
please watch the ad part where I sing the song bc I was proud of my song
literally right before you asked if it was a good song i was like “omg he did really good with this one”
Hamlet liked to compare death to a long sad nap too... Drew monson is just Shakespeare for mentally ill people
shakespeare is already for mentally ill people tbh
This is so underrated
Shakespeare was def mentally ill in one way or another. Most brilliant creators are. I love Drew.
Cringe
No u @@jaet4540
Please do an infinite amount of these types of videos. Thanks. This was really nice to listen to and giggle at while cleaning up
that’s exactly what i do while watching drew’s videos but i spend about 20% of the time cleaning and 80% giggling
omg same
He has a lot of videos like this on his patreon!
Naw seriously! He's one of the greatest story tellers of all time lmao
"When I'm depressed, you're gonna see my crack."
INFANTILIZING IS THE WORD U COULDN'T THINK OF. LOVE U
I love babify too though 😂😂
Dangit i was too latw
I was 2 days too late 😢
drew my parasocial relationship with you is going too far.
DAMN!
Mine is as well. I actually am so proud of Drew. I dont even know why I just feel proud and like... Happy whenever he speaks. Like... personally he is like a son to me.
@@mexyeet6569 I agree. he is like a little knick knack treasure I found in a thrift shop and put on my mantel and smile at when I pass by
same i was genuinely sad that he wouldn’t notice me and date me💀 LMAO
@@madsxg woah bud 🧐🤭 LOL
the part where you yelled "HE'S DONALD SIMPSON!!!" was so funny. I enjoy this new character in the Drew lore
It takes a lot for me to actually laugh out loud at a video but this really got me!!
I needed to be told I was terrifyingly powerful.
I fear your power
for real needed to hear it
me too but now i’m trying to figure out if it’s true
felt really good ngl
@@MatthewMooMooreit is
omg my toes just instantly warmed up
Whose in your pfp
Drew's mom
that is not my mom
@@mytoecold she's gorgeous congratulations :)
@@RandomPerson-tw8mn it’s moana from pretty little liars idk her actual name 😅
drew i genuinely find my gums getting dry watching you. i have to manually make note to shut my smile because you're just so great. thank you for such a gift.
One hundo percent
Agreed
mytoecold? more like mygumdry
@@ThatLaurenThingLMFAOOOOOOO
@@apologi this was generous of you. thank you
51:35 “I’m never disappointed by the amount of self-hatred I get. That always meets my expectations” SAME.
When Drew gets closer to the screen, I get closer to the screen. Assert dominance, you know?
thats very funny to imagine lol. like two creatures in the jungle
@@mytoecold😭😭😭
lucky ho he responded to ur comment
i move away in fear. i guess i am prey
@@sittingturtleduck actually, you’re normal. They did a study about why being on zoom was so exhausting. Part of it was that in real life, there are stages of ‘getting to know someone’ before you’re comfortable seeing themTHAT CLOSE. It’s a subconscious thing, but fun fact to use as you may. (I personally went Drew as close as possible, but that’s another topic)❤️
I feel like you're my psych unit roommate who does all the talking while I sit and listen because I'm too shy and never had a friend when I'm in there. It's nice cause the conversation isn't afraid to go dark or deep but also light and entertaining. Just saying I would appreciate a friend like you if I ever had to go back again. It helps to have someone else around who gets it.
fr fr i met the kindest people ever in my unit always had great conversations
this is the perfect way to describe it
My Grandma passed away yesterday. Today, I’m on bereavement leave and appreciate this entertaining company. I also watched your Grandma video and it helped me process a bit of this. Thank you. Hi everyone.
I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you’re able to take all of the time you need to feel better.
@@RebaMcImTired that’s really nice of you, thanks.
So sorry for your loss
I’m so sorry for your loss-I lost my Mom a year ago and my heart hurts for all the people going through losses. It’s the hardest thing we will ever go through. Your precious grandma is proud of you. You’re her grandbaby. They don’t leave us, they watch over us. And you have her in your heart. She will want you to carry on her legacy, and you will with pride. I’m just taking it one day at a time. We will get through this ❤️
@@greeneyedsoutherngirl6468this was beautiful
That panda express delivery comment was a personal attack on me
"Donald Simpson is Homer Simpson for mentally ill people" is actually so funny tho
I actually died 😂
I was half asleep and it cracked me up/woke me up lmao
Cracked me up
“When I’m depressed, you’re gonna see my crack”
Ok. I am not normally one to reach out into the internet space, but every single time I watch one of your videos which is every time you post one, I say in my head, "wow, i'm tempted to say to say something." That's always followed by a whole onslaught of.. "why? You don't know anything about him? Why would you have anything to say that would matter to him? Everything you could say is something he's probably heard. People will see that, you weirdo.." but you know what, here goes.
I think you have a really powerful way of making people want to reach out. Your ability to find words (that can be seriously hard to do..), share those words in a way that's truly funny but also concerned for what's kind and good and still seems incredibly authentic, inspires people. To not feel alone, to try something new, to care.. it's seriously cool. And you deserve to feel that.
I'm sorry you had such a difficult month. I hope that somehow, in some sense, that's blanacing out with a lot of good.
Ps. Thank you for recommending Alex G. Also, i've listened to your album at least a few times, and i'm going to listen to it at least a few times more. Your music is lovely. Thanks for making it and sharing it!
Cheers! From one of what i'm sure is a bunch of people wishing you well on your journey.
I typed out a whole comment for drew and my weed brain was like “no thats stupid he’s not going to see this it doesnt matter” and then I saw your comment, and I just needed to say that you put it beautifully and it perfectly explains my thought process when I decide to actually try interact with content on the internet.
this one had me loling when he was like "what do you want me to do?? say that my favorite movie is the sisterhood of the traveling pants??''
lost it at "you know how I cope with mental illness? I wear a beanie, every single day of my life"
In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit it, and I don't... wanna fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird!
“everything i do is crying at the beach” is in a lana del rey song don’t ask me which one i forgot
I think it’s all I wanna do is get high by the beach called high by the beach lol
high by the beach by lana del rey lol 😊
the jumpscare when drew knew i was bri'ish
ikr!!!!
You’re like if vsauce was zesty and didn’t do anything other than thought experiments via ranting and this is compliment bc I find you beautiful, compelling and incredibly relateable. You are candid, you are special, you are wonderful, please continue working toward accepting yourself because you have so many people right now who accept you and would give you a massive great big hug if you’d let ‘em. Sm love!
i genuinely have not laughed this much in so long. thank you
thank you so much yay
"i dont wanna work at a bookstore"
me actively getting dressed at 7am for my bookstore shift.
me either drew.
I feel this pahaha, for all UK residents: Waterstones is not all it's cut out to be (discount is good though)
I keep coming back to rewatch "he's doNALD SIMPSON" and I laugh out loud every time, Idk what I find funnier the completely unprovoked shouting or how shocked you looked afterwards like even you were surprised
drew, i cannot express how understood you make me feel. i feel so alone sometimes and just so different from everyone even my friends. i know they love me but it is just so hard sometimes. obviously you do not know me and i only know you from your videos, but you make me feel a lot better. i was studying with a friend today and instead of saying "hey its time for me to go home" i sat on my computer for 30 minutes typing out an email to myself of my inner monologue because i physically couldnt get up and leave. why did i do that? i dont know anyone who does shit like me but i watch your videos and it makes me smile. it makes me feel recognized and not so alone to watch someone that is LIKE me. i feel like im going fucking crazy sometimes man, i need a fucking beanie to cradle my noggin fr.
“She roasted my potatoes!” “Well someone had to” hahaha why did that joke get me so good
“If I’m slicing potatoes, that’s an accomplishment in itself.” So yes.
I never comment but…Drew, it’s been a long time, and I’ve always loved all the faces you show. BUT genuine you, like these videos, is a real fucking treat. I desperately wish I had a friend like you.
Drew you are literally my favorite youtuber. I cannot get tired of listening to you talk. The way you talk is the way I think and it’s so good.
When you yelled, "It's Donald Simpson!" I laughed long and hard, complete with tears. Trust, waaaay more people than *3* were doing the same.
Me too I was drying my hair and replayed it cause it was so funny
Can confirm I too lost my mind laughing
Legit me right now 😭😭
I lost it
😂😂😂😂
"stupid people deserve rights" i almost spat out my miso soup
I told my mom she's mentally ill once and I can confirm she did not like that choice of words 🥲🤣
Your videos are simultaneously so good for my schizophrenia and so bad for my schizophrenia. Like every time you've made a video since the one about rehab, it's been the perfect thing I needed to hear related to my current ick. But thats so true that it makes me ponder the whimsical nature of youtube man knowing me and making videos for me based on his communication w my personal fbi man. I'm joking, in the sense I don't really believe that. And if pondering whimsically is the weirdest thing that happens today then I think that's pretty cool, good day
Also I was crying once on the Santa Monica beach. A young man in a leather vest and eyebrow piercing lightly jogged over and asked if it was okay to hug me. I said yes. Two more people came over and we did a group hug. Crying in public is awesome.
sick lifehack im going to try this
Me crying loudly on the way to a family members funeral and someone pulling up and telling me it’s gonna be okay
"I feel like I have a strong heart" 20 mins later "I don't eat any fruits or vegetables" 😅
50:30 i appreciate you explaining your ice cream eating process don’t be ashamed it’s very wholesome
i’m really sorry though to hear that you have such a negative feeling after you eat a lot and seem to enjoy the process but then feel guilty afterwards. there’s not many joys in life but food is truly one of the most reliable joys
real footage of me talking to my reflection at 3am for 57 minutes and 33 seconds
30:01 the hand over the mouth after yelling Donald Simpson made me crack up
The cooked lexapro 😭
i busted out laughing so many times during this
Your videos are so complex and layered and touching and FUNNY! You may not be keen on standup, but that doesn’t matter bc this is the perfect form of comedy act for you. You keep the audience’s attention the whole time
“Are you gonna fly away?”
“Not yet!”
Idk why but that interaction rly tickled me
It sounds like something my grandpa would have said as a light hearted joke
I miss you grandpa Simpson
@@ZeranZeran RIP Grandpa Simpson. We miss you
I’m crying at the realization that your neighbor is DONALD SIMPSON😭
not sure anyone else could hold my attention like you do. You’re seen and understood, and you make me feel the same way
Drew just wanna say only 60 seconds into the video and already smiling. You are a treasure on CZcams truly.
19:44 that’s why i love talking to people who have already established being neurodivergent because we don’t have to sit and explain why we have these behaviors it’s just our reality and that’s fine
So very true! Someone who knows I truly am paying attention I just can not make eye contact or I feel like I could die 😂
just finished filing my taxes, took an edible, and now I’m here
Stop bragging 😭
Just kidding, proud of you
Sounds like a good feeling
slay the day
Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been the reverse order
Drew listening to you descend into madness is truly a treat
you're the only truly relatable person on the internet, drew. you help a lot of people and we love you.
This feels like sitting on facetime listening to a friend talk. I'm delighted at every sentence you say
DREW WHEN YOU YELLED ABOUT NOT VAPING I GOT SO EXCITED.. IM ONE WEEK VAPE FREE 🙏🙏🙏 thank you for this encouragement to keep going Drew ❤️
YOU GOT THIS!!
IM SO PROUD OF YOU AND I ALSO LOVE YOUR USERNAME ITS SO CUTE
ayee congrats! i quit vaping a yr ago, u'll feel so free when ur out of that cycle :)
Any tips on quitting and curbing the craving?
@@Dsweetdreamzpersonally i rly recommend the allen carr method. it teaches u to quit w zero willpower or cravings
Been staring at the wall for 4 hours since realizing nothing will ever get better. I haven't been to your channel in months, only because time isn't real, but for some reason I had a thought- I bet Drew could somehow make this funny.
Fully believe I manifested this. In attempts to validate everyone else's power, I lost my own. Thanks for helping me realize this. Taking back my power because of you. You're more amazing and more powerful than YOU know. I hope you truly hold space for that one day. Glad to be back.
i just recently discovered your channels about a month ago and have been binging alllll your second channel videos because i love falling asleep to them or watching them on my roku as i eat breakfast.. and i just ran out of them yesterday! i feel like this video was made just for me as a bedtime treat so thank u.
my day is always better when drew posts
I read that as “dad” which I think was a Freudian slip on my behalf
@@abi5611i think you should watch this video with your dad now.
@@abi5611please stop stealing my dads sweatpants his thighs are very cold 😢
@@abi5611same wtf
I swear I read it as dad too and im not just trying to fit in
The space between the prongs of a fork are called slots. So you can call it your slot.
Coin slot
time slot
tines
you can but you shouldn't
drew ur the only youtuber i still avidly watch and get rly excited about new posts. u always say stuff in yr vids like "i wonder if u made it this far or ur sleeping" but i literally rewatch all your videos to do my makeup, and do laundry or calm down or to paint. i almost know some word for word but mostly its like having a friend around just chatting me up and its awesome thank u for being u and someone how knowing what my brain is like, and making me laugh :)
scouring the comments for donald simpson
Thanks for not giving up & for continuing to fight when it’s hard. You inspire me
I love how authentic your videos are, it really feels like just having an in depth conversation with a close friend. All the little laughs and serious bits intertwined, and no distracting background music or over the top editing or anything. Just you, hangin out! It’s also extremely admirable how willing you are to share so many vulnerable parts of yourself with us, and I think it’s really cool to be able to experience them with you in a way
(Have to add, your music is killer and ive never loved ads more lol)
I am proud to be one of the three people who laughed at you screaming Donald Simpson 🫡
These videos are genuinely my favorites on youtube. Down to earth, barely any editing, and just you talking about random stuff. It gives me a good laugh and i feel like i’m with a friend, so thank you for that drew and we love your videos 😙
drew finds us at our lowest and gives us 57 minutes and 33 seconds of whimsy, thank you
drew im so deadly serious if you ever DO go bald, i think it would look great
agreed he would pull it off so well
True
Drew, it has been such a joy watching you for these past 8-10 years. I wrote an essay about you when I was like 18 in a creative reading/writing class in high school. I’m so very happy to still be here with you. Never stop creating!
Hands down my favorite content creator. I eat up Drew’s videos every single time.
I'd legally change my name to Donald if Drew Monson told me too.
Only worksif your last name is Simpson
I didn't think I could laugh today, and you had me chuckling the whole way through. I appreciate you. ❤
im so glad
I have c-ptsd among other things and the podcast to sleep is SO real. I quite literally can not sleep without sound and podcasts are so nice to fall asleep too.
Something feels different about this video and I love it. It feels like a nice fun hangout
Omg, I fully identify with the idea of Lexapro becoming evil Pet Sematary Lexapro when cooked. Did you eat those potatoes?!
literally it can happen though drew is self aware
Lexafoe
a man grows what he can & then tends it
Manifested this !!! I am eating steak for this one!!
thats actually crazy
wait im eating steak and mashed potatoes in the bath along with a freeze dried ice cream sandwich being 23 weeks pregnant. watching this video. i just had a therapy session, it was good.
@@mussuhimu I genuinely mean it when I say I absolutely love this for you
live ur truth bruh @@mussuhimu
@@mussuhimuthat's actually so wonderful. So happy for you. Hope the rest of your pregnancy goes smoothly ❤
to me ur like my favorite coworker who is super open about everything in their life and makes coming to work worth it. and i always hope when i clock in that i'll be working with you otherwise the shift is boring
I caught myself wanting to like this 5 times throughout the 57 minutes. I'd already liked it 2-3 mins in. Also I've followed you for a ridiculous amount of time to of not realized the gold your second channel was producing, I just thought you disappeared for awhile, and I completely related and understood.
drew you are the only one brave enough to speak what we’re all thinking so don’t even
I love the way you hold rubber cheeseburgers, so chic and unique ❤
Ive been watching u since i was 13 and im 24 now and always miss when u leave youtube, king of the internet
To me, you and your videos feel like the joy of taking a long nap you were talking about. I’m so incredibly grateful for the comfort your videos give me.
the fourth wall breaking moments catch me so off guard ur humor is like ore advanced than anyone else on this planet
why did i tear up when he said im powerful
Real cus I needed that.
Maybe deep down you know you are but this modern world is holding you back ? Spend some time in nature , go camping , exercise , feel your power ❤❤
your videos genuinely calm me down and ground me so much, never underestimate how much just sharing your thoughts can impact ppl for the better, ily
You’re genuinely hilarious, Drew. I’ve been goin through some shit lately but the second I start watching a video of yours, it genuinely gets me in a better mood. I normally watch on my PlayStation so I can’t comment as easy, so I went on my phone and came here to comment. Thanks for being so relatable. You really are the best
People need to sponsor you more!!! Companies would be lucky to have a song written for them by you!
Not drew fantasizing being a part of a feeder relationship 😂
Other people don’t? 😂
Nah but that's honestly the dream...like someone that actually cares about you wholeheartedly tho...fantasy
@@ineed2beabetter326yeah, caring wholeheartedly about their kink being satisfied and not their partner's heart keeping beating 💀or being mobile, the opposite is the goal in fact
@@hissing3904 🤷🏿♀️ ehh, its their body to play with tho. If its consenting on both parts, seems healthier than most relationships.
drew last night I couldn't fall asleep so I put on your latest video really quietly (you had just posted it) and that helped me so much fall asleep. anyway I woke up today and finished your video (that I had put on quietly last night) and you talked about how you kinda do the same thing with podcasts and even though you said no one might be interested in you talking about putting on a podcast to feel safe i found it so interesting and I agree so much cuz falling asleep can be scary and it's nice to have a little friend there even if they're in your phone
i just need you to know that i think you are the most genuinely funny person on the internet. not to mention your amazing musical talent. just please never stop uploading. i could listen to you read/sing the phone book tbh. just anything keep it coming drew!!
when you said the pic of you crying looked like you were crying bc you’re going bald, that made me giggle out loud.
drew your crack is the fork in the road of your butt. each cheek is a road, & one of them is the one less traveled by I think
nice
The thing about your mom doing dishes while you’re in your room being comforting was very poetic. You said it wasn’t interesting but it was and I low key got emotional
ive been watching your channel since like 2007 when i was 14. i havent really kept up with all your videos like i used to but i love seeing them pop up on my youtube algorithm. i still love you dude. so much. you resonate with me in a way no internet "personality"ever will. thanks for continuing to have the courage. the pop he fakes is gold.
1. I really appreciate you putting yourself out there even when you don't feel great. It's super inspiring and I love it.
2. Your ad videos are the best out there and I watch them every time. Normally I skip past any sponsor in videos but your songs with the sponsors are ✨️chefs kiss✨️
As a majorly depressed person with children, I felt the nap situation. I call it recharging
“You’re drawing blood, right? That hurts…me. I’m sensitive, okay?”
Sometimes I watch videos with captions on and no volume and it’s fun. Yesterday I watched about half of this video that way before turning in for bed. But then today I listened to the video while exercising and holy FUCK the Factor song is incredible. I’m not surprised that you made a song sound so good as all of your songs on your I’m Dead album are, to me, so good. Also every time you sing the names of the Patreon people. I love the parts of your videos where you sing. The Factor song in this video blew my mind I wish I had an album of all of your sponsorship songs (could you legally release that?) cuz they’re always so beautiful and mesmerizing
i love how you've been leaving extra seconds in here and there!
the ice cream joke around 40 min is true and hilariously presented. we always love you even if you have an ice cream gut, drew! you're allowed that extra pint during moments of sadness, like when you were crying at the beach!
51:50, too funny. choked on liquid water while laughing
love visibly laughing at this video while sitting alone in my busy dining hall
The last two episodes you’ve posted I’ve literally used as motivation to clean my bathroom. I just came to this realization lol…you’re even the background noise you described in this video… thanks for posting as always 🎉
Interrupting yourself to say “I care for ONE animal, I eat some of them” had me cracking up, Drew you are hilarious 😂