How not to swear!
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
- Sometimes when you want to swear, you shouldn't... like in a job interview or in front of your grandmother! That's why we have words that are not considered offensive that you can substitute into your vocabulary. This isn't B.S., I promise. Watch this freakin' lesson and learn how NOT to swear!
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Hi, feckers. How you doing? Sometimes, you want to say bad words. But sometimes -- just sometimes -- people get angry if you use bad words. I'm going to teach you how not to swear. I'm also going to teach you how to swear. Perfect.
So we have these words in English called "curse", "swear", or "bad words". Okay? These are words that people -- some people -- think are bad. Part of the reason why people believe that they're bad is people who are very religious -- so if you find yourself in the middle of America, which means you're not on the East Coast; you're not on the West Coast; you're kind of in the middle, smack-dab, or if you're in Calgary or Edmonton or some places in Canada where people are really Christian, a lot of them do not like it when you say "shit". So you have to choose a different word. I'm here to teach you this.
So "damn" -- now, "damn" has the religious background. So "damn" is like, "Damn you all to hell." "Damn" is a bad word because they're basically going to hell and not going to heaven. So instead of saying "damn", people say "dang" or "darn". "Darn it!" Some people go as far as to say, "Rats!" My grandmother's favorite, "Oh, dash!" Now, my grandmother was from Scotland, so I think this is kind of a Scottish translation of "damn". People in movies say "goddamn". That's pretty bad if you're really religious.
Then, for all the people out there, "Oh, my God." It's been shortened now to "OMG". Did you know that "OMG" meant "Oh, my God"? Did you know that? So this, maybe, I think, is an acceptable way for people to get around saying "Oh, my God." I wonder if really devout Christian people like to say "OMG". I don't know.
So instead of saying "god", all they do is replace it with either "gosh" or "goodness". So instead of saying, "Oh, my God", you can say, "Oh, my gosh" or, "Oh, my goodness." For me, personally, I would say these words because I'm not religious. But, like I said, some people get a little bit freaked out if you use bad language. So just to be nice, this is what you're going to do.
Now, at a work place or in a very formal environment, people do not like it when you say swear words. Now, swear words are typical things like "fuck", "shit", "bullshit", "bitch", "mother fucker", "horseshit", "son of a bitch". These words are considered bad. These are bad words. Personally, Ronnie loves bad words. Ronnie says bad words all the time. It's hard for me to not say bad words sometimes. So in an environment like my job, I cannot use bad words. If I'm going for a job interview, I don't want to drop the F-bomb: What's the "F-bomb"? The "F-bomb" is just the word "fuck". People don't like the word "fuck". They think it's bad. So they can say, "Ronnie dropped the F-bomb in the job interview. We're not giving her a job." Don't say "fuck" in a job interview unless you're a porn star; say it all you want.
We need teachers like her at schools ASAP
hshshshshshshs I need english teacher as her xD
The Russian Comdare lol
idk if they would let her teach this at school dough.
Irene Lee I meant at all techer as her, here all of them a mad and sucks
hshshshshshshs jtjejjebebehehhehebebebbebebebbebebebebbebeb😎😎😃😃😃😃
kyyg
Son of a biscuit
What about "son of a beach"?
A better substitute would either be 'son of a bucket,' or 'son of a mother'. :)
LeonBlackbird that sound the same
Danny Anims It does, but it isn't.
Yeah,when you write it,but when you say it it kinda sounds the same.
0:30 Curse, swear or BADDDD words
Some people think are *whispers* bad
Still waiting for, "How to Swear"
Cxl you can say all of these
LMAO
.. @cxl idk if you want to curse but...
No. Just no.
No you can't say the swear words
Whenever I want to say "Damn" I just say "DANK" and for "Shit" I say "Sugar Honey Iced Tea"
In the Madagascar movie marty says sugar honey iced tea 😂
@little miss 😂😂😂😂
How about “Funny Under Calling Killers”?
Very Dumb
Ah Super Honey Iced Tea. Here we go again.
wow
Fine but why do not say
Thanks my silly teacher
This lesson's "freakin' good" so useful. Thank U
And I thought Canadians were too polite to even swear
D E M O N E T I S E D
oh hey, I seen your tlauncher video.
oh wait they got money from it
Ronnie is the best and the funniest teacher I’ve ever met!
3:00 Omg i completely lost it when she actually started swearing becuase prior to that she didnt actually say the word lol.
Cameron Gray Savage lol
:0
And it was a teacher
Shut the front door !
totally
Talal S and call m a biscuit
SHUT THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR! ITS FUCKING COLD IN HERE!
Talal S. Or the back door...u know what i mean
That one always gets me, cuz it reminds me of the first time I heard it, when some kid in my class shouted it, and I thought he was gonna say the real thing lol
3:04 Me 10 mins after watching this video
Lmao
@@felixalpha153 rude
maybe not
@@felixalpha153 that is a bad word also
@pepe wHoA GUY cAlM dOwN jk jk jk
Same
3:15 “Personally Ronnie loves bad words, Ronnie says bad words all the time” 😆
And we love it!
No no this bad
No no this bad
No This is Not Funny, This is BAD
A mistake.
I love this teacher xD
9719shakila
Jajaja
Absolutely!
Same
Same
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁
Manambina Playlist Maker nigga you like 2 years old
Here let me be your replay button
3:04
-1 Mouth
I like the way she teaches . That attitude 🔥
When Ronnie said ' BC ' I laughed so hard😂😂😂
Yes ronnie BC is considered as very bad swear word in India
So what does that mean?
Just curious
@@karansinghbisht435
Wow...
**Internal screaming & Regretti**
I also lost it when she said this😂
+and very common too😅😂😂
MC too..
"In the work place ... people do not like it if you say swear words."
I hear more swearing at work than just about anywhere else.
You son of a female dog!
Some Random Guy haha
Some Random Guy worse😂
Some Random Guy i
Some Random Guy you got that from @nigahiga didn't you?!
Some Random Guy 😂💔👍
When you're fluent in English but will watch more of these vids because Ronnie is life.
Muy honesta y natural su explicación miss (or mrs) Ronnie sobre "malas palabras", bastante clara y amena. Gracias!
"Ronnie loooves bad words" hahahahaha You're Awesome ♥
Gabriel Rocha Br ?
Gabriel Rocha shut u freakin sucker
These words are BAAAD!!!!
So hell ain't no curse word
Apparently not. Christians say hell all the time.
It's like the word "ass;" not a swear, but rather, a crude word.
Excacly!
The Pranksters h e double hockey stickss
Its not
Lady: "Hey F*uckers!Im goong to teach you how not to curse!"
Me: Just dont curse😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Such a Wanker Just Kidding But Your Still a Prick So.. SORRY!
Rats! You really did it.
SourMoons She said all the bad words
Actually she said feckers, I was confused too 😂
You can found it in transcription, I've checked to assure myself that she actually called my fucker 😂 Haven't heard this for years 😂
The word baloney comes from the sandwich meat called bologna, which is typically made of leftover scraps of meat. Around 1920, baloney came to mean "nonsense," and it was also used to describe an unskilled boxer. Use it to describe utter nonsense, not necessarily evil lies, but just words that mean nothing. A politician who spouts clichés but really says nothing is full of baloney, and so is a pretentious artist or a pompous showoff.
now I understand why Janet Jackson's song is called "son of a gun"!
My class had to watch this video.
Interesting..
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😁
Whoever hates cuss words are crybabies
@@Julius_FL5 can I ask how people that dislike cuss words are crybabies. A person doesnt need to be religious in order to dislike cuss words
My great grandfather ran a pharmacy in the 1940's. One day a guy came in with a gun to rob the place. My grandfather would have complied but the robber called him an SOB (my grandfather telling the story the robber said the words).
My grandfather attacked the robber with a chair and injured the man such that he could not escape before police arrived, but not before he shot my grandfather.
He survived the shooting but my grandfather was more angry about the man calling him an SOB than the fact the man had shot him.
Ronnie! You are amazing! Those who want to learn English need to learn all these important and necessary words you teach.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Ok have to tell this story. When I was a kid in 3rd grade, on the wall at school was a list of pronouns. The last 3 words were "he, she, it". One day 2 girls told me to read the list fast. So when I said "she, it" they laughed at me for saying those words together. Later at home I asked my mom what was so bad about saying the words "She it" together. She then explained it sounds like the word "shit" and told me what it means. 0.0 I was such a naive kid.
+Marley robertson omg so funny
+Marley robertson so sweet...
+CrimsonTGaming lmao
+CrimsonTGaming I know right
you are so great!
Hi Ronnie. I wanna thank you for your videos. In fact, I´m already doing an english course, but your videos give to me more fluence and details only native person could have. Congratulations for your job, and kisses from Brazil. :)
I can tell you have keen enthusiasm towards teaching English, well, thank you. Fyi I'm a Japanese too.
I've just finally learnt how to swear, yeah! Thank you, Ronnie 🔥
Xd
easy to learn, hard to correct.
Hello everyone. It's very easy to learn to memorize, but it's hard to learn to change, my sentence is very detailed.
"Shit" is actually EXACTLY like "crap." It uses the same engine, makes the same power, is its exact self, just the same car using drag radials. Crap is just using normal performance tires. The top speed of both SHIT and CRAP is ~205 mph, but the 1/4-mile time on SHIT is like 10.8-11.2 seconds at 129 mph, while CRAP is like 11.9-12.3 seconds at 124-128 mph.
Both DAMN and DARN, on the other hand, have better traction than CRAP. From 0-40 mph CRAP is _barely quicker_ than DARN. DAMN has a quicker 1/4-mile time (like around 11.5 seconds) but its trap speed is only 121-122 mph, wheras CRAP records around 126. DARN is far from CRAP after 40, and it only runs a 1/4-mile in 13.7 seconds at 99-101 mph.
you fucked my mind 😱😱😱
John Zelcs poop uses V8 and crap uses a V12.
jibanyanlover 456 So does shit, right?
John Zelcs ya
John Zelcs as a car guy I appreciate the extent you went to write this
Im so late to this, this was six years ago lol. Religious people do say Oh My God! a lot, I personally think that it is not a swear because I use it a lot (I am religious). I understand if you mean non-religious people shouldn't use it, but religious people can use it.
DISCLAIMER: This is MY opinion, don't come at me for a freaking opinion.
I hear like a billion teachers saying damn 😂
Yes damn isnt swearing
@@JT_gaming123 wait what-
What does damn mean
@@sheeesh973 expressing anger, surprise, or frustration.
best teacher
You just to LEARN A SWEAR word only, you go to awful
nah shes bad
I love you. Seriously, I'm a native speaker and just watching these for fun but if I was a non-native speaker I would DEFINITELY want instruction like this. You're fucking amazing. Great instruction and thanks for making it entertaining. Personality for days. Also, the inclusion of the Battlestar Galactica vernacular has me crushing pretty hard. lol Keep it up!
Honk Watch your language
Who's Ronnie
In high school I worked as a TA for a teacher I really liked. I never heard her swear in class or on campus where students could see her. But behind the scenes (She didn't think TA's counted as students were acting as TA's) she swore a lot.
I got to know her a bit after I finished school (I ended up working with her husband) and I found out outside of school, she swore like a sailor.
It was funny, on a lunch break I found out the guy's name was Peck. I told him I had a teacher I really liked, Mrs., Peck. He said, Yea, that's my wife.
Knowing Mrs. Peck in school I would not have thought her married to this guy, but I found out later the Mrs. Peck had little in common with "Phyllis" (her first name, though I never could get used to calling her something other than "Mrs. Peck."
:v me too, I can't stop sayin' bad words. I remember, when I drop my pen, I blurted it out: "shit!" and my English teacher stared at me like he gonna kick me out of the class immediatly XD
The best teacher ever!
I'm mid Christian I don't like offending anyone or making enemies I keep the conversation friendly and soft tone discussion so this is helpful to anyone who are interested to learn some of this.
here are some minced oaths i use in lieu of curse words:
*bullsh-t:* bull shrimp (also works in other contexts, i.e: “you’ve gotta be shrimping me right now, get your shrimp together, etc.”)
*h-ll:* heck (this one is pretty well-known. like “to heck with it” or “to heck and back”)
*f-ck:* fudge or flip are my favorites (“you’ve got to be fudging kidding me, what the flip, for fudge’s sake”)
my personal favorite, *b-tch:* beach ball (“SON OF A BEACH BALL!”)
just thought i’d share :)
why did i comment this
Ronnie said, 11:00 monkey farmer for monkey father. Probably, she was thinking of the next word melon farmer. " I'm inside your mind Ronnie, Muhahah " lol ..
Thank you for the vid.
Peace.
I am VERY religious🙏I love God
Callum Johns i am 2 vut just wondering how did u get to this if ur religious...
Callum Johns very* religious.
If you are religious you should know that the Bible never said cuss words are bad and know the Bible said ass once.
I don't think you know the Bible very well. Read more... :D
Me too
Hi Ronni. I never use any of these words but i got exited to know the meanning of each & the spelling. Thanx for this lesson.
Sometimes I use “fudge “ but people still understand cause even though I didn’t say but it still has the same meaning
I'm so in love with the way you teach! :)
And the way she swear😂
I just dont wanna swear in front of mah parents..
hey
hey
That is bad language! Don’t ever say that at school and home! It’s not healthy choice! Its not good idea to say bad words at friends house! I wanna have good manners with them! They will think I’m a great friend
I never want to say bad words. I literally feel guilty if I use bad words.
i feel so bad when i say them especially when my friends curse and say it to girls...
Yay, I'm not alone!
+Shane Doyle :3 !
:)
+Shane Doyle nice to talk to a cat like you ! xD
Holy mother fucking shit! I loved this lesson.
This is teaching you not to swear and now your swearing in the comments lol 😂
Hey.. My name is yogesh
And i.'m from india
And the last slang that you used it spells this
"bhen-chod"
😂😂😂
And it was quiet funny to heard form you.....
And in delhi(which the capital of India ) it is used as a emotion and not just to abuse someone....
And thank you for the lesson
🌷
Lmao
Haha yogesh.. Doing well
So honest and refreshing. I know some teachers here in China that say these words in front of the kids and they pick it up so quickly. Also here in China they leave all the F words in the American movies and kids say it all the time. They should learn the appropriate time and place like you. 👍
Bullshrimp
Shitballs
BULLSHIT
Bullspit!
If my mom heard me say bad words, I have to watch this video. Otherwise, I will get soap in my mouth.
Yes this is very good mom
"Some people don't know shite is a bad word so test it!" 🤣
If she was born in 1968
She was conceived either in 1967 or 68
Depending on her birthday
Dear Ronnie,
I like the way you teach and share your knowledge with us.i really enjoyed it.
I hope to see more videos in the future.
Ok I'm not a native speaker, but I can't imagine anyone saying "Oh! Your Melon Farmer!",
It sounds too funny for me
same
as a native ive literally never heard that in my life so i cant imagine that shit either
@Chase Studios 😶😶😶
Some people thought s**te was a non-cursing alternative to s**t, but it's actually a British term for s**t.
I love when people Not from here tell us what it’s like and how we speak
I love your videos so much! You make me laugh and learn in the same time ❤️ Thank you
I appreciate so much your classes.
This is teaching me to say cuss words to my bffs without them knowing, for example "Hey, your a melon farmer." I said and my friend replied as " What."
How to be rude in-game chat and not be banned! Really badass video. I like u, Ronnie!
"I have an it shirt that says 'fek'. Even my mother doesn't know hmm umm" ahahahaha xD
Ronnie you are a great teacher! I love your videos! I hope you'll achieve all you want. Thanks.
swearing is important as it warns you you are about to get a kicking
When you said " Hi.. Feckers !" I was like.. 🤬. You tested me good though Ronnie 😉
2:06 well I don’t live under a rock
s.o.b means shortness of breathing it's medical case 😅
Haha I'm dead 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁
If only I had a teacher like her back when I was studying English in school. :(
Thank you.I needed to learn these bad words.
"God took a shit" lmfao
how does she fucking do it!
I'M FUCKING DONE! 😂😂😂
Fancy Colt Thats not funy.
Denver Broncos to me. You meant to say it is not funny to me. (me being yourself) I find it Hilarious.
I'm extremely autodidactic, and I've noticed that people can't understand what I'm saying unless I'm incorporating foul language in my speech...
Oh no Ive been saying Damn my entire life didn't even realise until now
Thanks this helps me even thought. I don't swear. this helps me to know what to say so i don't accidentally say a swear word and im religious and also omg also means oh my gosh and oh my goodness so if you say omg if ur religious u might mean oh my gosh or oh my goodness.
I thought that is hilarious at the very beginning!
It was precious for me, and it can be helpful to change our squalid words from our society. Thanks for this video 👍
Yeah, no one is going to get me to stop swearing
_The words that I use:_
Dang it
Oh my gosh
Crap
Oh shoot
Miladic Mapping did you know that even replacing the word could get you in trouble sometimes. That’s because you still mean the curse words but your just replacing it. Kind of weird.
How is oh my god a swear word?
Crap is still a crappy word xD
Araki Forgot its bad because your disrespecting God
Same
“son of a spanky”
only dolan stans would know
“Again we have the holy, like god took a shit” HAD ME DEEEEEAD
For real I love people who say bad words.i don't know why but yeah
I don't understand why oh my god bis a bad word ? And why does it considered as a swearing ??
Some people don't like religions so they just don't like to use god word they replace it with another else, this lesson is for all so she had to explain everything
Ok I understand why some people don't like using it but I don't understand the "swearing " part 😔
I agree with you at this point, but i think in general the meaning of swear is that any language could couse anger
ليه ي منى تتابعين حاجات ماتفيدك ابد؟؟ ترى هالتيتشر موب عاقله ابد في كثير احسن منها 😊
خذوا العلم من أهله وبالعكس تفيدني جداً في اللغة لانها سهلة وواضحة وتوضح لك الكلام بدون لف ودوران
Lady, you are awsome!
Adina Mitrea yup
Not really
Dont forget "cuss"
Swear words, Bad words, Curse Words, "Cuss words"
Why saying (oh my God ) is offensive, I just say oh my god as "wondering" or what is wrong with swearing? in my language "swearing " refers to something you are 100% sure about, so you can swear on it.
OMG I love you. Thanks to you I passed my grammar test! And now this?! I just love you
I love this teacher sooooo much
I say "oh shoot" to replace "oh s***"
Wait what?!
"Omg" is a curse word?!
I thought it was a polite way to let others know that we are surprised
I looked up how to not swear and this did not help at all and that kinda hurts because I'm Christian
Backflip Bro If you think God Says don’t swear then why does the Bible say the word ass?
I'm Christian, and ass is fine. It's not even a "bad" word just a "crude" word
Have a nice day who read this 🤗😋
In Scotland (Glasgow) we breath swears and use them instead of commas. Few true Glaswegians last long in the mid states...
Don’t say a word which replaces a swear word. If you think something is bad or poor, you should tell your listener why you do not like something and not use an expletive. All expletives are swear words. M.
Crap thats so fricking stupid like oh my gosh you donkey but
Ronnie I like your lessons very much :-) U have great sense of humor ;-)