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  • čas přidán 19. 03. 2024
  • Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker and one half of the sketch comedy duo "Gilly and Keeves" with John McKeever. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Beautiful Dogs," on Netflix.
    www.shanemgillis.com
    Mark is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Soup to Nuts," on Netflix.
    www.marknormandcomedy.com
    Ari is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available now via CZcams.
    www.arishaffir.com

Komentáře • 12K

  • @GKD_333
    @GKD_333 Před měsícem +16309

    I'll do a push-up for every like this comment gets

  • @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft
    @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft Před měsícem +4377

    “Who’s the most underrated fighter, Ari?”
    Mark: “Chris Brown”

    • @anonqwerty7845
      @anonqwerty7845 Před měsícem +34

      😂

    • @beardgxd
      @beardgxd Před měsícem +17

      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @joeswanson401
      @joeswanson401 Před měsícem +38

      That is so weird because I read this comment right as they were saying it and that is hilarious 😂

    • @tommyboy8025
      @tommyboy8025 Před měsícem +25

      lol that was a good one 😂 made me fart my pants so hard 😩

    • @jimschlat
      @jimschlat Před měsícem +22

      i was working at a restaurant i made an enemy out of this gay server when i said "rhianons biggest hit came from chris brown." thank god that was 15 years ago even in a restaraunt i might get in trouble for that nowadays

  • @samoke4527
    @samoke4527 Před měsícem +118

    Normand's out of pocket comments are the truest form of pure comedy. He's unbelievably offensive to any and everyone but the way he makes it hilarious every time is insane and he's just riffing from the dome.

    • @m0rtred
      @m0rtred Před měsícem +1

      that's the quickest of ways possible to get a decent amount of people to start hating you.. Because you can't buy or sell respect but you can lose it all with a snap of finger

    • @samoke4527
      @samoke4527 Před 21 dnem +5

      @@m0rtred Personally I respect people much more that do that. They aren't scared of the potential hate and it doesn't allow them to change how they are

    • @1234567895182
      @1234567895182 Před 9 dny

      ​@@m0rtredI'm sure people who get offended by Mark and people like Mark would probably not get along anyways.
      Just be you and make the friends you make. You don't need to please everyone. Clearly Mark is having a good time and has awesome friends. Who cares if some losers hate him?

    • @YourMomsHouse777
      @YourMomsHouse777 Před 4 dny

      Ah, the power of Autism

  • @zachujyausting336
    @zachujyausting336 Před měsícem +190

    "I believe she was an alien"
    Mark: "Illegal?"

  • @TheCanuckdian
    @TheCanuckdian Před měsícem +4699

    Shane telling Ari he could be the next Anthony Bordain, and Mark instantly responds "Exactly, you could kill yourself!" LMFAO No one else heard him and no one laughed. Normand is the king of quick zingers!

    • @braelutas
      @braelutas Před měsícem +31

      You think Bourdain offed himself? The future gonna be hard for you

    • @jjlanotte
      @jjlanotte Před měsícem +252

      @@braelutas chill woman, its just a joke

    • @mrbigghoss69
      @mrbigghoss69 Před měsícem

      get your bitch in line brother@@jjlanotte

    • @wyp8098
      @wyp8098 Před měsícem +107

      The PRESENT must be difficult for you, if you think he Didn't kill himself.​@@braelutas

    • @jimschlat
      @jimschlat Před měsícem +16

      @@braelutasjust a joke. but yea he was definitely killed though

  • @reapingways4722
    @reapingways4722 Před měsícem +2238

    Prime example of the four stages of a man's hair.

    • @ryanthizz
      @ryanthizz Před měsícem +38

      Lmao for real 4:47:34

    • @MattyMacNJ
      @MattyMacNJ Před měsícem +71

      This is one of the best comments I've ever seen. It's dead on and I would've never noticed that. Thank you, I will think about this on every future episode

    • @aydenbrown9027
      @aydenbrown9027 Před měsícem +7

      this is so funny

    • @renehernandez1153
      @renehernandez1153 Před měsícem +8

      Underrated comment

    • @Craig_Doll
      @Craig_Doll Před měsícem +8

      Congratulations sir on an actually unique and funny comment 👍

  • @cooper5481
    @cooper5481 Před měsícem +66

    2:50:45 "You read a kickboxers book!?" Shane is fucking brilliant!😂😂😂

  • @Sphynxxx719
    @Sphynxxx719 Před měsícem +181

    The best part about JRE being back on YT. Not having ads forced on you, when you pay for premium. Like spotify does.

    • @TheoGarza
      @TheoGarza Před měsícem +7

      Hell yeah. Hated those 3rd party ad reads. Joe “I never put ads in the middle of my podcast” Rogan 🤦‍♂️

    • @JamisonGallagher
      @JamisonGallagher Před měsícem +26

      The worst part...having the music edited out due to copyright. I'd rather have the commercials.

    • @ghost9031
      @ghost9031 Před měsícem +10

      I'd take those ads any day over not being able to play the America, Fuck yeah song while chugging beers.

    • @Snotface106
      @Snotface106 Před měsícem +5

      It's so easy to skip the ads on Spotify. I would rather have the music. Although I will say having them sing it the entire episode was pretty fucking funny. Because it just got worse as they went on

    • @rhumandlove393
      @rhumandlove393 Před měsícem +7

      Having music and stuff as part of the entertainment was cool. But the app itself is just so horrible. I don't know how many times halfway through it would just cut to another Podcast that I don't listen to...

  • @dylang6657
    @dylang6657 Před měsícem +1130

    Jesus Mark Normand has slowly became my FAVORITE comedian/podcast guest. The guy is so quick on his feet, and it's even funnier when nobody hears him lmao.

    • @dingo8226
      @dingo8226 Před měsícem +19

      Hes the best.

    • @2k9kidz54
      @2k9kidz54 Před měsícem +88

      "You know what are great, possums. O'possums"
      Mark: "yeah they're Irish"
      😂😂

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 Před měsícem +46

      Hes like the funny friend who people repeat what they say but louder

    • @notsure1135
      @notsure1135 Před měsícem +1

      Best gig I have seen.

    • @zachscott4867
      @zachscott4867 Před měsícem +18

      “You guys should maybe get like a water park in Germany”
      Totally under the radar.

  • @JackieH603
    @JackieH603 Před měsícem +1364

    Shane getting more comfortable taking direct shots at Joe to his face is amazing and goddammit I'm here for it 👑

  • @kolbybasilemusic443
    @kolbybasilemusic443 Před měsícem +139

    Mark is holding on for dear life the last 15 minutes😂😂

    • @leon71wtf63
      @leon71wtf63 Před měsícem +6

      Fr he was concentrating on not vomiting soo hard lol

    • @zen_nabu
      @zen_nabu Před měsícem +2

      I got second hand dizziness and bubble guts 😂

    • @trickmytrailer
      @trickmytrailer Před měsícem +7

      You can tell he genuinely doesn’t feel good but he’s a trooper lol

    • @m2burles1
      @m2burles1 Před měsícem +3

      Someone else would be on camera and you could hear him hiccup in the background😂😂

    • @Nerflover10097
      @Nerflover10097 Před měsícem +1

      He said on Tuesdays with Stories he blacked out during the last hour, puked 4 times and fell asleep in 2 different places at the mothership he’s a soldier.

  • @yesssssssir55555
    @yesssssssir55555 Před měsícem +25

    Holy shit they started joking so Boldly toward the end lmaoooo

  • @hdpostpro
    @hdpostpro Před měsícem +435

    I hope Mark reads the comments so he knows we all caught his ignored one liners lol

    • @fernandotx2895
      @fernandotx2895 Před měsícem

      The “I got molested at []” got me 😂😂😂

    • @Alexxxxx19
      @Alexxxxx19 Před 22 dny +2

      They get the one liners but they are his friends, they hear those one liners all the time. Joe has even mentioned it several times. He cant help himself.

    • @ILikeSynthMusicALot
      @ILikeSynthMusicALot Před 20 dny +1

      The shit about young Tom Hardy having some "DSLs" had me rolling

  • @frankiebruschetta6298
    @frankiebruschetta6298 Před měsícem +3592

    Not even 45 seconds in,
    Mark Normand:
    “German Shepherd.”

    • @sydneyrussell3056
      @sydneyrussell3056 Před měsícem +289

      And Joe not really getting it and replying with a serious fact 😂

    • @killekillekille1
      @killekillekille1 Před měsícem +104

      Hahahaha right, cant wait for his puns, he sneaks them in like 20 times per podcast, and noone catches them :d

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 Před měsícem +42

      ​@sydneyrussell3056 but that's also funny, imagine if everyone laughed at all Normand's one liners and puns, it'd be cringe af.

    • @kathleenp3135
      @kathleenp3135 Před měsícem +4

      😂😂😂great start

    • @nickphaux
      @nickphaux Před měsícem +46

      And Joe, as expected: "Noo! Noo dude, it was a pug! 😢" .....🙄🙄🙏

  • @seanparsons7795
    @seanparsons7795 Před měsícem +42

    Shane asking Jamie why he doesn’t come to his house anymore is so wholesome!

  • @bandatv5245
    @bandatv5245 Před měsícem +11

    Hey Joe, this podcast has changed my life and work ethic. If it wasn’t for something so funny to listen to, I wouldn’t be entertained while working 12+ hour days. Thank you so much 🔥

  • @bjsadeghi
    @bjsadeghi Před měsícem +1511

    Shane calling Joe out for reading a kickboxer’s book was hilarious 😂

    • @jamesjasper2642
      @jamesjasper2642 Před měsícem +1

      Sq

    • @RandysDirtyBurger
      @RandysDirtyBurger Před měsícem

      @@jamesjasper2642go away

    • @tommyboy8025
      @tommyboy8025 Před měsícem +28

      Let’s go ahead and get you oiled up, my friend

    • @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft
      @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft Před měsícem

      He turned bright red like he was kind of scared of making fun of Saint Rogies. Then he fucking doubled down by saying he would have been the “dumbest motherfucker of all time” lol

    • @jamesmorgan511
      @jamesmorgan511 Před měsícem +7

      Agree. I also have read several books or magazines and found skills. There is something about visualization when you read about sport technique that helps but that was a great option before the internet and CZcams. Now you can find video showing you the technique but I definitely used books and Slam magazine (for basketball) to learn. I still thought it was funny how he called it out saying “if this didn’t work out”

  • @anonymousinternetuser7519
    @anonymousinternetuser7519 Před měsícem +1027

    Sober October is dead. This is the only Rogan group pod we need.

    • @roastarena
      @roastarena Před měsícem +175

      Bert read this 100%

    • @MichiganJFrog.
      @MichiganJFrog. Před měsícem

      Tom segura and Bert kreisher are both unfunny weirdos have no idea how they have an audience

    • @Joe-db3zl
      @Joe-db3zl Před měsícem +65

      Agreed. Just do Sober October with this group instead

    • @neechie3o6
      @neechie3o6 Před měsícem +100

      Bert ruins everything.

    • @neechie3o6
      @neechie3o6 Před měsícem +65

      Bert ruins everything.

  • @duncg8123
    @duncg8123 Před měsícem +33

    Who else has been out of the loop since the Spotify exclusive… now it’s back, glad to see he’s still banging on about Ergot 😂

  • @justinweaver5020
    @justinweaver5020 Před měsícem +24

    I swear Joe wants to shoot the room up when he’s talking and no one shuts tf up!! 😂😂😂

    • @John_Red_Corn
      @John_Red_Corn Před 28 dny

      “Guys guys. This is why we have headphones. I can’t hear Jamie.” 😂

  • @mikedeuceview211
    @mikedeuceview211 Před měsícem +446

    Joe: "i need to bring you that meat thermometer."
    Mark : "That's gay code" 😂

    • @raggedlionpress2024
      @raggedlionpress2024 Před měsícem +5

      genius

    • @Bigtaz777
      @Bigtaz777 Před měsícem

      Keep this in mind. All these guys are over 40 years old. Sad

    • @makoto3212
      @makoto3212 Před měsícem +2

      @@m0rtreda little tism

    • @MandrakeDCR
      @MandrakeDCR Před 24 dny +8

      @@Bigtaz777 Oh yeah, it's so sad to see a bunch of dudes having a good time and making a living while doing it. Man, I'd hate to see more people doing something like that. wtf?

    • @joshpd8090
      @joshpd8090 Před 23 dny +3

      @@Bigtaz777your boxings going no where. Sad

  • @adip1109
    @adip1109 Před měsícem +870

    Joe spends so much time trying to get Shane to speak like Connor and he immediately cuts him off when he’s ready. Lol. Classic.

    • @magsonmagsonmags
      @magsonmagsonmags Před měsícem

      k...,./';y--.,s loser

    • @garyablett9284
      @garyablett9284 Před měsícem +35

      joes good at cutting off and being annoying

    • @maxwellfalcon1578
      @maxwellfalcon1578 Před měsícem +12

      Loves the sound of his own voice

    • @butcherbaker4258
      @butcherbaker4258 Před měsícem

      Crybaby snowflakes. Why are you here? It's his show if ya don't like it go back to CNN and your local pro Biden rally.

    • @nash06
      @nash06 Před měsícem +68

      Loves the sound of his own voice 😂 he’s an excellent conversationalist that’s why he has the most popular show in the world. He’s drinking here and having fun, give him a break.

  • @michaelvilimek2914
    @michaelvilimek2914 Před měsícem +17

    Protect Our Parks should be a Spotify exclusive so the boys can jam!!

  • @caleb9855
    @caleb9855 Před měsícem +7

    "Game of Clones" lmao Mark kills me every time

  • @manfromSLC
    @manfromSLC Před měsícem +495

    Joe Rogan trying to have a serious conversation with a room full of smart asses 😂😂😂😂

    • @pushin8080
      @pushin8080 Před měsícem +7

      Never fails 😂😂😂

    • @figgleston
      @figgleston Před měsícem +16

      Every Joe conversation is just a slippery slope. Also "imagine ____. Wouldn't that be crazy 😧😧😧"

    • @aljazeri
      @aljazeri Před měsícem +7

      The last thing joe is trying to do here is have a serious converstation

    • @nordics834
      @nordics834 Před měsícem

      nonsense, Joe the kind of guy who will never publicly know who really kileld JFK while the rest of the internet knows, even Ye knew, everyone knows by now...

    • @closequarters4575
      @closequarters4575 Před měsícem +9

      Joe is actually great at keeping the show on track, he always has topics to talk about. Sometimes he has to be the serious one so the others can riff. Some of these other shows where you give 4 comedians a mic, it’s just chaos and people trying to get in zingers.

  • @sharveshjoshi
    @sharveshjoshi Před měsícem +362

    Jamie cutting to empty chairs is always funny.

  • @usa567hjfth7
    @usa567hjfth7 Před měsícem +5

    The bit were joe and the guys make a impression of the Kennedy bros and Marilyn has me in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @georgewkush6090
    @georgewkush6090 Před měsícem +8

    The last hour of this podcast devolved into them literally just making noises i love this show lol

  • @pablohidalgo4815
    @pablohidalgo4815 Před měsícem +820

    Jamie yelling "I don't know, I'm not a lawyer" really got me 😂😂

    • @yvngmanj
      @yvngmanj Před měsícem +65

      facts lmfaooo and when shane was like "why dont you come to my house anymore" "fuckin, come hang out with me" lmfaooo

    • @tpjmadrigal12
      @tpjmadrigal12 Před měsícem +72

      When you are sober with 4 drunk comedians for 5 hours.

    • @kevooooo
      @kevooooo Před měsícem +13

      Timestamp would be nice...

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Před měsícem

      It makes me laugh whenever I hear Joe say Europeans “brought diseases” to America. Did they bottle up these magical diseases and keep them in their suitcases? Did they roll up dirty socks and stuff them in their bags aboard the ship and unleash flying contaminated socks on native Americans? Did they stuff diseases in their pockets and throw them at the people they were invading?!! How did the people on the ship not die from these dreadful Pox?? Haha, yeah, sounds silly, but think a bit deeper about what you are told to believe with a rational mind, not brainwashed dogma that you were force fed since infancy. People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs, floating around trying to infect victims. People DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Skin conditions like Small Pox are result of being viciously and suddenly attacked by an aggressive fighting force. They develop Small Pox, just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true. It just means you’re in a Cult.

    • @rubenchicasjr2518
      @rubenchicasjr2518 Před měsícem +6

      Some of these producers have the patience of a saint . Joe Rogan woulda got me to wig out a couple times with his old WOP brain

  • @maxkazakov589
    @maxkazakov589 Před měsícem +366

    3:24:20 ….. “who’s the most underrated fighter Ari?” … “Chris brown” - Normand always coming in with the bangers that go unnoticed ! 🤣🤣💀

    • @shakir4969
      @shakir4969 Před měsícem +8

      how did that even go unnoticed in the first place lmao

    • @jsteezy80
      @jsteezy80 Před měsícem +2

      Glad someone else heard that. For a split second when he said Chris my mind went to Chris Rock cuz of the Will Smith stuff but when he said Chris Brown I laughed so hard

    • @amanda526
      @amanda526 Před měsícem +1

      definitely a highlight

    • @gahdzuwkz6647
      @gahdzuwkz6647 Před měsícem

      Eh it just wasn’t that funny, think everyone heard it it was silent when he said it 🤷🏽‍♂️ he just spits out constant nonsense and once in a while he lands a couple

    • @AndrewV1023
      @AndrewV1023 Před měsícem

      Beautiful timing

  • @Tom-V
    @Tom-V Před 27 dny +5

    "Ever go on NetenYahoo, AskJews"
    Lol

  • @jerichomartin3780
    @jerichomartin3780 Před měsícem +4

    Absolutely legendary podcast. One of those I'll look back at with great pleasure, this is peak Bros being Bros

  • @anthonyhewitt9397
    @anthonyhewitt9397 Před měsícem +1272

    5 hours of protect our parks? I don't deserve this.

    • @leeklip
      @leeklip Před měsícem +48

      I literally made the oh face and went "no fucking way!" Just now as I saw it was 5 hours lol.

    • @FRoZe_NSHocK
      @FRoZe_NSHocK Před měsícem +36

      It’s off Spotify just got removed while I was listening 🤷🏼

    • @tomhanks341
      @tomhanks341 Před měsícem +9

      Gay

    • @amitraam1270
      @amitraam1270 Před měsícem +3

      @@FRoZe_NSHocKwhy? or did they decide up upload an edited ver?

    • @FRoZe_NSHocK
      @FRoZe_NSHocK Před měsícem +7

      @@amitraam1270 idk that’s why I came to CZcams to see if it got pulled here also

  • @user-bo4pt4fx6z
    @user-bo4pt4fx6z Před měsícem +515

    No matter how many times Mark misses he won’t stop swinging 💯 💯💯

    • @jasonolinger7585
      @jasonolinger7585 Před měsícem +14

      Yep being successful and comedy is no different than business. The ones that keep pushing are the ones that becomes successful in the end despite failure.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 Před měsícem +52

      He’s hitting with people outside the room

    • @GG-wg1yh
      @GG-wg1yh Před měsícem +10

      Dude needs to stop

    • @ivanchato371
      @ivanchato371 Před měsícem +9

      He sucks so bad lmao

    • @ivanchato371
      @ivanchato371 Před měsícem

      @@jasonolinger7585nah dude is trash and not funny his jokes received crickets in fact even crickets don’t chirp at his lame jokes

  • @Grobste520
    @Grobste520 Před měsícem +5

    Normand " Ridiculous enterprise worst starship ever" 😂😂😂😅❤

  • @StormyWeather93
    @StormyWeather93 Před měsícem +11

    I love the William Montgomery shout out. Ive been ride or die for him since his 1st Kill Tony appearance. Hes only gotten better since.

  • @manilaroyale
    @manilaroyale Před měsícem +310

    More split screen time, especially on late stages of the podcast where they are high and drunk. Captures and shows everyone's reactions, makes the show more immersive than it already is. Kudos to Jamie btw, you're killing it.

    • @user-wy8el6vt9i
      @user-wy8el6vt9i Před měsícem +9

      S/O to young Jamie!

    • @GLockandGas
      @GLockandGas Před měsícem +2

      Stop commenting like joe is your bud 😂

    • @KINGkumalot
      @KINGkumalot Před měsícem +1

      Not being able to watch the CZcams vids with em sucks :(

    • @manilaroyale
      @manilaroyale Před měsícem +1

      @@GLockandGas i met the guy. You're just a fanboy, fanboy.

    • @youuuuuuuuuuu
      @youuuuuuuuuuu Před měsícem

      I’ve been saying this for years

  • @66Samus
    @66Samus Před měsícem +282

    Holy crap, thank you for playing my Team America cover at 4:40:14 hahahaha!!! so fuckin cool

    • @jrudloffmedia5264
      @jrudloffmedia5264 Před měsícem +7

      What en epic crossover of my two favorite channels 😂🤘🏻🎶

    • @matthewperry788
      @matthewperry788 Před měsícem

      66! Fancy seeing you here! SEX!

    • @Sarumanis
      @Sarumanis Před měsícem

      I lost my marbles when I heard it!!

    • @dee-taylor
      @dee-taylor Před měsícem

      It was sex

    • @Arronc42
      @Arronc42 Před měsícem

      It's samus the boiiiii love ya bro

  • @aurelipltd3007
    @aurelipltd3007 Před 48 minutami

    Having Jim Carrey would be the best JRE episode ever.

  • @shystermyster87
    @shystermyster87 Před 26 dny +2

    Joe-"I can't watch a dude get hit with a hammer I can't watch it"
    Also joe- "let's watch the jfk assassination on repeat"😂

  • @Fisherdec
    @Fisherdec Před měsícem +545

    "Ari, you're being obnoxious and annoying. Free Palestine" 😂

    • @manucr9183
      @manucr9183 Před měsícem +5

      But do you dumdum hummus?

    • @DoubleDash28
      @DoubleDash28 Před měsícem +42

      I haven’t watched that part yet but I’m going to guess it was said by shane lol

    • @AndrewV1023
      @AndrewV1023 Před měsícem +20

      Ari got so bothered during the genocide talk 😂

    • @zachgrabow9541
      @zachgrabow9541 Před měsícem +11

      He was tho, why so hostile, when he's always mr. edgelord?

    • @mobmob145
      @mobmob145 Před měsícem +12

      ​@@zachgrabow9541
      His political opinions, Ethnicity and ideology cannot be masked by his edgy jokes

  • @danielmartynowicz9723
    @danielmartynowicz9723 Před měsícem +2446

    Anybody else here after this got yanked off Spotify?

    • @alexkashar1022
      @alexkashar1022 Před měsícem +248

      Ya probably all that Nancy pelosi talk 😅

    • @crustyburt7825
      @crustyburt7825 Před měsícem +273

      Yeah dude I was over an hour in and it got removed

    • @tysonralston1713
      @tysonralston1713 Před měsícem +186

      Why did it get pulled off Spotify? I was listening to it and it just disappeared.

    • @josephkeers2895
      @josephkeers2895 Před měsícem +88

      I thought I was the only one 😭🙏

    • @kylelay6858
      @kylelay6858 Před měsícem +51

      Why was it pulled?

  • @juliogarza8239
    @juliogarza8239 Před 19 dny +3

    Love how shane takes up for danny sodies💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

  • @jakegroft7791
    @jakegroft7791 Před měsícem +13

    CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS GROUP AND A 5 HOUR POD ONCE A MONTH PLEASEEEE JOE. THE BEST GENTS AT THIS TABLE ALONG WITH THE BEST CHAT I NEED MORE.

  • @AeonLux_
    @AeonLux_ Před měsícem +391

    "May I have another Bud Light please... responsibly" 😂

    • @jessetrills
      @jessetrills Před měsícem +6

      tell me its not a paid AD

    • @waynelsexton3488
      @waynelsexton3488 Před měsícem +23

      Bud light is the beer I always buy my boyfriend before he takes me from the rear

    • @henrytears481
      @henrytears481 Před měsícem

      Yeah, they sponsored this pod, but so what

    • @Live-.
      @Live-. Před měsícem

      🇲🇽sinaloa cartel 🇲🇽 are the Elites i know because someone from the cartel cloned my family and gave me schizophrenia the elites mess with lower lvl humans thru schizophrenia for there entertainment they do it with advanced technology that no ones knows about they also scare people by playing as a ghost there technology can teleport clones , teleport items ,weather control ,make dreams ,fix anypart of your body ,add ideas to ur brain, no aging , and help people believe in religion and you respawn when you die

    • @sdhjsjana72js
      @sdhjsjana72js Před měsícem +6

      @@waynelsexton3488 a man’s drink then. only tops and alphas allowed to consume

  • @ASTRONADZ
    @ASTRONADZ Před měsícem +127

    Ari started sweating when they started grilling him on the tunnels 😂😂😂

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 Před měsícem +4

    On a recent pod with Mark, he said he was actually annoyed with Shane for making him drink so much which makes this even funnier now lol.

    • @corym1454
      @corym1454 Před měsícem

      I keep thinking the same each time they pass him a beer

  • @user-dl6wm5hz7f
    @user-dl6wm5hz7f Před měsícem +6

    Shane in the middle of Joe's cobalt mine speech, "yeah butTrumps mean sometimes" omfgggg🤣🤣🤣 I am dying. This whole ep is perfect!!!

  • @ballinphillcollins
    @ballinphillcollins Před měsícem +274

    Shane hitting “bussy” on JRE and following it up with battle bots was top notch

    • @jt-db3tb
      @jt-db3tb Před měsícem +11

      The wedge!

    • @zane2065
      @zane2065 Před měsícem +2

      That shit killed me 😂

    • @Fstate
      @Fstate Před měsícem

      Sure beats Rogan spreading debunked right wing propaganda

    • @spongerobroundshoes2736
      @spongerobroundshoes2736 Před měsícem +2

      Battle bots had me doubled over

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Před měsícem

      WAS IT?! Wtf happened to men…kindly go brush your teeth with a 12 gauge…

  • @betterchapter
    @betterchapter Před měsícem +450

    Jamie skating on thin ice fact checking Rogies favorite ergot story.
    Shane caught it immediately😂

    • @stylo8845
      @stylo8845 Před měsícem +21

      Jamie is great technically, personality wise he is a little nasty. Spoiled. If you had to live in your car like Nick Davis, you'd be humble and then be able to see a different POV. Still love you and could beat you in golf

    • @tommyboy8025
      @tommyboy8025 Před měsícem +17

      @@stylo8845I think so, too! He does a great job at his job!
      Now, let’s get you oiled up, buster

    • @aloaloings5596
      @aloaloings5596 Před měsícem

      They were right, Jamie has been a moody bitch the last few weeks of pods

    • @Jecheky
      @Jecheky Před měsícem +32

      Joe really does not like being wrong😂

    • @kozmikhero6749
      @kozmikhero6749 Před měsícem +16

      The hell are these replies to this comment? My god

  • @Tyler-nh6oy
    @Tyler-nh6oy Před měsícem

    The boys all singing America, Fuck Yeah! Is amazing.

  • @xecidex
    @xecidex Před měsícem +3

    Nothing beats youtube JRE and also 5 hours of Protect our Parks? Yes please

  • @Percoshorts
    @Percoshorts Před měsícem +4141

    Getting arrested in Scotland for stand up should be a hate crime in itself

    • @davidcagle920
      @davidcagle920 Před měsícem +25

      They should look into getting a 1A

    • @user-mm8vw1ow1x
      @user-mm8vw1ow1x Před měsícem +3

      Not very pious

    • @meggysaurusrex
      @meggysaurusrex Před měsícem +49

      I guess he did Nazi that coming..

    • @jacktrainor4236
      @jacktrainor4236 Před měsícem +40

      We're a shitebag nation, I apologize on behalf of us😭😭😭

    • @ThePixelPodcast
      @ThePixelPodcast Před měsícem +67

      Im Scottish. We have quite literally zero free speech. You can get in trouble even at your dinner table. If theres any yanks that would take me in hmu.

  • @dr.scottadams296
    @dr.scottadams296 Před měsícem +546

    That Paul Pelosi story sounds like the ending to a game of Clue. "It was the gay guy with a hammer in the library"

    • @jakespeed43
      @jakespeed43 Před měsícem +24

      fuck I had Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with the Candle stick

    • @kingdavid5932
      @kingdavid5932 Před měsícem +17

      They definitely knew each other

    • @doctorgonzo5358
      @doctorgonzo5358 Před měsícem +7

      Haha thats pretty good. Well done 👏

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope Před měsícem

      scott was right

    • @BluntforceJ
      @BluntforceJ Před měsícem +3

      @@kingdavid5932 Speaking from experience?

  • @levyadler
    @levyadler Před měsícem +12

    They really don’t ever give Mark any credit for the whiskey. Him falling off the chair at the end is testament to that.

  • @wakkawakkawakka2401
    @wakkawakkawakka2401 Před měsícem +1

    This may be a life changing podcast experience. Much respect Joe and the gang 👊🏽 Protect our parks!

  • @soimmaterial2875
    @soimmaterial2875 Před měsícem +418

    My absolute favourite thing about Protect Our Parks will always be Joe bullishly pushing through the attempts at jokes from Ari, Mark & Shane to keep lecturing the audience on something they've already heard him talk about on 100 other podcasts

    • @Samsok013
      @Samsok013 Před měsícem +53

      Yes it gets kinda annoying, the rest just wants to have fun and Joe goes off on something super boring nobody cares about

    • @BigShaneGillis
      @BigShaneGillis Před měsícem +8

      Oi mate innit lovely

    • @AdventureSeeker88
      @AdventureSeeker88 Před měsícem +13

      @@Samsok013idk man, never getting boring from Joe

    • @johnny43125
      @johnny43125 Před měsícem +15

      Yeah but have you ever heard about Tom O’Neil? He used to be Greg’s neighbor

    • @tannercurley6713
      @tannercurley6713 Před měsícem +37

      I take the opposite side. They're off the chain, no order talking over one another, Joe's having to try to regulate.

  • @suolevramarvelous
    @suolevramarvelous Před měsícem +411

    Mark Normand: "Pull it up!" Gets me everytime.

  • @haldeman
    @haldeman Před měsícem +1

    "Pablowcie" Mark Normand is gold

  • @raydhyne5049
    @raydhyne5049 Před měsícem

    "It worked out" !! Haha the best answer and the truth!

  • @Shaw52587
    @Shaw52587 Před měsícem +275

    4:02:00 Everyone stopping mid sentence to mock Tucker Carlson’s laugh almost killed me. Was like a flock of wild birds burst into the studio. 🤣

    • @boi__7898
      @boi__7898 Před měsícem +11

      I thought they were just howling like monkeys bro 😭😭

    • @michael5654
      @michael5654 Před měsícem +4

      The timing was pretty perfect 😂

    • @XCE55IVE
      @XCE55IVE Před měsícem +9

      Tuckers laugh is so wholesome but funny 🤣

    • @Ryan-ez6mt
      @Ryan-ez6mt Před měsícem

      0

    • @irrelevantideology9640
      @irrelevantideology9640 Před měsícem +1

      He really does have the craziest damn laugh. Lok

  • @adamsmith-wi3qg
    @adamsmith-wi3qg Před měsícem +409

    Gillis giving Soder top tier props was awesome. Soder is the man.

    • @24-7-ElectricalServices
      @24-7-ElectricalServices Před měsícem +17

      I totally agree. Soder, bargatze, shane, and mark are the best doing it right now

    • @pistasjkis
      @pistasjkis Před měsícem +9

      Top 20 underrated for sure

    • @RonBurgundy412
      @RonBurgundy412 Před měsícem +7

      Shane is a humble lad, he often talks about Soder pop taking him under his wing when he was first coming up. Gotta love both of them 🍻

    • @bombkita
      @bombkita Před měsícem

      bro tried to slip nate in there LOL@@24-7-ElectricalServices

    • @Yugemos
      @Yugemos Před měsícem +14

      @@RonBurgundy412It's pretty impressive really, to be a war hero, a college athlete, an SNL host, and all of that accomplished while being disabled, and yet the man is still humble.

  • @thegoudaguymikey
    @thegoudaguymikey Před měsícem +1

    God the last hour makes me love these guys! Poor Normand lol

  • @SoPhATy
    @SoPhATy Před měsícem +1

    Just wanna touch on the colour of the smoke from Canada. I live in New Zealand and when the Australian wildfires happened a few years ago the smoke was so brutal it travelled across the Tasman sea into New Zealand. I remember waking up one morning and the whole sky was orange. This continued for a few days. This just shows the scale of how ferocious those fires were and confirms that smoke can naturally be orange

    • @rhumandlove393
      @rhumandlove393 Před měsícem

      Oh yeah. Forest fire smoke makes things terrifyingly orange when it gets really bad. I live in Alberta

  • @buglemethis5904
    @buglemethis5904 Před měsícem +342

    Thank you god they didn't ask Bert Kreischer to be part of this 🙏🏼

    • @BB-ud6gf
      @BB-ud6gf Před měsícem +21

      I’m taking Bert over Ari.
      Fight me.

    • @pluto9403
      @pluto9403 Před měsícem +19

      @@BB-ud6gfari is a weirdo

    • @Scuba1Steve
      @Scuba1Steve Před měsícem

      ​@@BB-ud6gfbert can't stfu and turns every conversation about himself dudes annoying.

    • @nsramen3624
      @nsramen3624 Před měsícem +84

      @@BB-ud6gfimagine all the punch lines Bert would step on and 5 hours of that fake laugh scream

    • @no0kieNRW
      @no0kieNRW Před měsícem +3

      amen

  • @thenelsonfamily6484
    @thenelsonfamily6484 Před měsícem +208

    Shane is so consistent with pushing his friends and respected comedians that it makes the dawgs so proud.

  • @harveysavin2780
    @harveysavin2780 Před měsícem +4

    Joe saying about Don Lemon not being good at what he does is a breath of fresh air🤣

  • @taniaa8690
    @taniaa8690 Před měsícem +3

    ❤Protect our parks is my favorite! I got Spotify just to listen to Rogan when he left CZcams.

  • @thisisspartacus
    @thisisspartacus Před měsícem +137

    Shane roasting Joe for reading kickboxer's books is gold.

  • @lancesneddon5468
    @lancesneddon5468 Před měsícem +112

    I wonder if joes wife is like, “dear god, not protect your parks again.” 🤣

    • @melkam647
      @melkam647 Před měsícem +6

      Lol, I'd be shocked if she watched a single minute of them.

    • @lancesneddon5468
      @lancesneddon5468 Před měsícem +17

      @@melkam647 I’m thinking more of the aftermath as he’s stumbling into the house. 🤣

    • @mikebearup4379
      @mikebearup4379 Před měsícem +2

      Shes probably like yes protect our parks, hes gna be gone til 3am then pass out immediately upon getting home.

    • @RudeSaiyan
      @RudeSaiyan Před měsícem

      $$$

  • @SLAWDOGUSBRAND
    @SLAWDOGUSBRAND Před 20 dny +1

    You need an in-house band for these episodes.

  • @08superbee
    @08superbee Před měsícem

    Started whatching this at 4:30 in the morning before work 😂

  • @DukeBluedevil70
    @DukeBluedevil70 Před měsícem +793

    I was getting worried the parks weren’t adequately protected so this is nice to see.

    • @Tiger10002
      @Tiger10002 Před měsícem +5

      My parents said if I hit 10k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging ..!.

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx Před měsícem +8

      Zero parks have been protected and I am here for it. 😂

    • @Eddiefresh
      @Eddiefresh Před měsícem +7

      @@Steve-ev6vx11th time the charm

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 Před měsícem

      If only guys like you would have questioned Narrative on Cosby OJ and Jackson the deep state wouldn't feel so comfortable flate illegally stealing an election

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy Před měsícem +9

      @@Tiger10002Your making gaming content. You don’t need a pro camera 😂

  • @Cheetos0555
    @Cheetos0555 Před měsícem +202

    I agree with Ari. We should ditch social media. It just melts your mind. Getting emotional about stuff that doesn't effect you or is something you can't do anything for. Life is outside of your phone

    • @apollo6139
      @apollo6139 Před měsícem +33

      I agree!
      -written from my IPhone on a social media platform

    • @jakel.1724
      @jakel.1724 Před měsícem +11

      i deleted all mine but yt for podcasts. and help in vide games help, and it’s 10/10

    • @Cheetos0555
      @Cheetos0555 Před měsícem +6

      I use CZcams to listen to music and podcast.... I noticed when I'm on Facebook or Instagram or tiktok that I'm just mindlessly scrolling and once I stopped I was getting shit done and excelling. And look at me responding lmao this is exactly why I don't like social media. Not a video server with comments attached. Jesus lol

    • @skookumbuilds3282
      @skookumbuilds3282 Před měsícem +3

      Ari isn't dumb

    • @Kalivermore925
      @Kalivermore925 Před měsícem

      @@jakel.1724i’ve said for awhile youtube is the best social media app … sure the comments can be toxic at times but at least youtube has real content

  • @nick.valente_bass
    @nick.valente_bass Před měsícem

    "I would have paid a visit to those boys and given them the business"
    -Shane Gillis 😂🤪

  • @JohnnyBoy357
    @JohnnyBoy357 Před měsícem

    The “Chopper” movie is seriously one of the greatest movies ever made in Australia.. phenomenal acting by Eric Bana.. a must watch !!

  • @doddzilla3939
    @doddzilla3939 Před měsícem +116

    Mark and Shane could be a new age blues brothers

  • @GlocksNxds
    @GlocksNxds Před měsícem +220

    Bro hour 4 is chaos 😂😂😂 I love it! When Shane said “I cant believe people think were dumb” I died!!!!!!

    • @MrMeowTheSecond
      @MrMeowTheSecond Před měsícem +4

      At 3:56:45 when I read this, guess I’m not “ turning it off at 4 hours and saving the rest for the morning” after all 🤣🤣🤣

    • @illuminahde
      @illuminahde Před měsícem +2

      We're dumb. lol

    • @Fstate
      @Fstate Před měsícem

      I mean when Rogan claims “Chicago has a higher violent crime rate than Afghanistan at the height of the invasion” it’s kind of embarrassing to say I listen to this right wing misinformation campaign

    • @jadenrieken4535
      @jadenrieken4535 Před měsícem +2

      Took 2 hits of acid...hour 4-5 was a bit much...lmao

    • @dontoevsky
      @dontoevsky Před měsícem

      @@jadenrieken4535taking acid and watching Joe Rogan was your first problem

  • @d.p.outdoors7923
    @d.p.outdoors7923 Před měsícem +2

    “Who’s the most underrated fighter?” “Chris Brown”😂😂

  • @MrHaterplease
    @MrHaterplease Před měsícem +1

    Love how Shane always comes in here and drinks everyone under the table.

  • @BeanTownLos617
    @BeanTownLos617 Před měsícem +222

    Some of yall have been watching this since it dropped ( 3 hours ago ) and it’s still not over 😭😭😂😂😂 respect

    • @15jimmyicious
      @15jimmyicious Před měsícem +5

      Just started two hours ago. I blame natural ice. America fuck yea.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 Před měsícem +3

      This is shrek 1 & 2

  • @mitchtoohey2575
    @mitchtoohey2575 Před měsícem +101

    Shane’s impression of Tony Hinchcliff was “unbelievable” 😂😂😂

  • @samthullesen9698
    @samthullesen9698 Před měsícem +2

    Who else is stoked for the Tucker + KT episode to come out in a couple weeks

  • @MrNobody91
    @MrNobody91 Před měsícem

    "Ahhhhhh, Halifax dont care about your feelings" 😂😂😂😂

  • @dcos5
    @dcos5 Před měsícem +166

    Mark telling Ari they should get a waterpark or something in Germany had me dying. "You guys should at least get a waterpark or something" 😂😂😂

    • @thornie123
      @thornie123 Před měsícem +1

      Holy shit I didn’t pick that up till I just read your comment lol. I wasn’t watching and didn’t know he was talking to Ari 🤣 I thought he was talking about the Comanche still which is why I didn’t laugh lol

    • @zachscott4867
      @zachscott4867 Před měsícem +7

      Killed me! I could not breathe and the fact that everyone just passed over that one like a land mine…

    • @spacentime7
      @spacentime7 Před měsícem +1

      Lmfaooo

  • @ULTRAVISTA.
    @ULTRAVISTA. Před měsícem +296

    51:57 "You're 4' 2"! Twelve miligrams will put you on the moon!" -Mark Normand

  • @bleh2959
    @bleh2959 Před 27 dny

    This is what it feels like to just hang with the boys. I love how pumped they all got when Shane was doing his Conor impression

  • @locVampeal80
    @locVampeal80 Před měsícem

    HOLY SHIT, "JEW TURN", made me belly laugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @philippecote8571
    @philippecote8571 Před měsícem +93

    Gillis "That's gonna be a vicious clip". Normand "Circumcision". He doesn't stop.

  • @SixWinsWrestling
    @SixWinsWrestling Před měsícem +1087

    I would honesty listen to a 24 hour protect our parks

  • @user-kg9ve5hf7w
    @user-kg9ve5hf7w Před měsícem +2

    Joe prolly feels like the most important guy in the world when he gets drunk lmao

  • @HeavilyPatterned
    @HeavilyPatterned Před měsícem

    Nice to have this back on youtube and all, no music tho is BS. The part w/ mark choking Joe should be his new poster for touring, hilarious.

  • @alancotter4825
    @alancotter4825 Před měsícem +466

    The longer this series goes on the more obvious it is that Shane is the smartest

    • @Eli_B3000
      @Eli_B3000 Před měsícem +105

      The history pods with Louis CK about the Presidents is incredible

    • @cadegcn
      @cadegcn Před měsícem +10

      He’s not, but keep trying

    • @tym5483
      @tym5483 Před měsícem +120

      ​​@@cadegcn The sassy podcast police are here, RUN!

    • @user-kg9ve5hf7w
      @user-kg9ve5hf7w Před měsícem +46

      @@cadegcnhe’s right why such a sassy young man for hmm?

    • @KToll5784
      @KToll5784 Před měsícem +14

      Normand actually

  • @Beem223
    @Beem223 Před měsícem +191

    Joe getting pressed about the kickboxer book was funny af

  • @Dontbesosoft
    @Dontbesosoft Před měsícem

    "Rep yo set dog, suwoop!" ... Shane gillis 😂

  • @20quindex10
    @20quindex10 Před měsícem

    Mark firing zingers in between holding in his puke is the funniest shit

  • @thehoff1014
    @thehoff1014 Před měsícem +540

    5 hour podcast LETS GOOOOOOOO

  • @austinwilliams6805
    @austinwilliams6805 Před měsícem +134

    In every single Protect Our Parks, Normand gets a Norman quip in so under the radar that only Ari OR Shane hears him and laughs, and it’s always when Joe is rambling and they are the gems of these episodes for me. Mark Normand is the best

    • @cleanshoesbo
      @cleanshoesbo Před měsícem +5

      Man those times are fuckin hilarious I agree

    • @Jdawg713
      @Jdawg713 Před měsícem +6

      Crazy how people don’t like mark, I’m guessing it’s voice, but he has hitters. So I don’t get the hate, he’s great at stand up too hella zingers

    • @jesushendrix1774
      @jesushendrix1774 Před měsícem +2

      @@Jdawg713I think Mark is hilarious but I always get the impression he’s playing a character. It annoys me sometimes and I’d guess the same for others possibly.

    • @Jdawg713
      @Jdawg713 Před měsícem +4

      @@jesushendrix1774 I’ve met him in person after his show he was the same as in the pod, if anything he jokes too much lol

    • @mikekearn5228
      @mikekearn5228 Před měsícem

      My favorite parts as well. It happens more than once per episode.

  • @alscott
    @alscott Před měsícem +1

    "SULLEM". Quite possibly the funniest part of the show, and yet completely unintentional. Somewhere between Sullen & Solemn.

  • @Dead_Ceausescu
    @Dead_Ceausescu Před měsícem +9

    No need for other guests. Just make this the format.