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Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week.
Mock the Week | Series 16 Episode 2 | BBC
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That frosties one by James was one of the best jokes I've ever heard!
Milton Jones "you can't Beatrice" is another great one
I don't get it...
Which one? The "Frosties" joke was in reference to Frosted Flakes' tiger mascot, but it was an actual one chowing down on a cameraman nicknamed "Frosty".
The Milton Jones joke was "Anyone can make this! You can't, Beatrice... sorry, 'You can't beat rice'."
Right
Why does Tony The Tiger like Frosties?
Because it's cold in Siberia.
Acaster really shows his brilliance on these segments
This is the first one I've seen where he's given 2 outstanding jokes in the same segment. imho. (Frosties and Woodchuck).
@@MichaelM28 The brilliance that people with a sense of humour can understand? Really, humour is personal. Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it isn't funny to others.
The 3 Lions joke is clever.
I'm a simple man, I see James Acaster in the thumbnail... I watch the video.
roflcopterannoysme that must suck for you since heâs not funny
marietta 'sasnitch the opposite actually
@@mariettasasnitch3306 sallltiiii
marietta 'sasnitch almost as salty as jamesâ ocean
Same
James Acaster has really made mock the week watchable again.
Patty Riley yess he is so underrated as a comedian
Check out his special on Netflix right now
Patty Riley its dogshit but James is hilarious
@Damian Howard well it's your point of view humour is personnal
Well it's your point of view. Personaly it was always watchable
Ending with a "your mom" joke. Stay classy, Britain.
James Acaster is my favourite comedian ever
Fair enough
That frosties joke is hilarious!
R.I.P Charles Frosties.
That nun one took me a bit. Brilliant!
The birds of prey one is genius.
genius is maybe going a bit far
I'm not sure I got it completely, even after doing some research đ
@@BlueGlow26 "Bird" is a colloquialism for a girl or woman, "prey" is homophonous to "pray".
@@vaclav_fejt ah~ I knew bird means girl/woman but didn't make the connection with prey/pray đ
Thank you!
In the case it was "birds of pray".
That birds of prey joke was incredible.
"Would u look at the arse on that" Lool I love hugh
I love all these comments about James. He deserves all the love.
Next on Mock the Week: "Things you would not hear on Mock the Week".
ConsciousAtoms "And following endless fan demand, please welcome back Frankie Boyle."
"WeLcOmE tO tHe BaKeRy!"
Oh wait...
Anal Lube
Things you should never hear on Mock the Week.
"So Dennis and Acaster have resigned..."
@@Prince__Teclis He hogs the spotlight, though.
Wow that three lions joke was dark. Funny, but dark.
"The various thickness of it's steel is what primary determines these for use as shock-absorbers, mattresses, even jack-in-the-box... What do you mean this isn't Springwatch is about?"
2:48 A groundhog could hog all the ground they could hog if a groundhog could hog ground.
LokkerG I thought a groundhog would hog no amount of ground since a groundhog can't hog ground
LokkerG But then if a groundhog could hog some amount of ground then what amount of ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
First Name Surname About three kilos. Hog, ground, ground, hog, ground, hog, hog, groundhog, hog, ground...
Am a groundhog, can confirm that we can't hog ground.
Fuckin ksi
You can never go wrong with a good mum joke. đđđ
"Majestic birds of pray" was a great pun
That nun joke was bloody hilarious!!!
Ahaha yeah, a slow burn over the dual pun.
Ed looks so proud of himself in the last one
I was listening to this while shopping and couldnt contain my laughter at "Charles frosties" đ€Ł i love James Acaster
Now this is An Improvement over last Week's Scenes!
TheOfficial AC98 Definitely
RIP Charles Frosties
The whole riff was great in general, but 0:45 has gotta be the funniest thing I've heard in days.
"NOW DO YOU LOVE ME, DADDY?! NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?!"
- Frankie Boyle
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A great show, but I would love to see Collin Mocherie on it just once. He would nail this game.
Here we see a school of fish, and right now theyâre learning math.
That elephant joke is spot on.
Frosties đ©đ
I love the audience's enthusiasm in this one
Danny dyers longest dogs đ brilliant
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i love acasters jokes.
"I cannot believe it. Someone's bleached the minions..."
2:58 Hilarious!
Itâs 7:20 on a Monday morning and this is what I watch to try out me in a good mood for the work day ahead đ§
Brilliant.
"EXTREMELY Blue Planet"
had me in stitches
0:37
Same
I felt that
That birds of pray joke was brilliant
Every once in a while I come back for the groundhog tongue twister.
That 3 lions joke...
I had to clap when Nish came up and said, "Hello, I am not an elephant".
I know it's weird and stupid, clapping alone. At home.
3:09 alway cracks me up đđŠ
is it bad that I'd actually watch a show called "Britain's Longest Dogs"?
I would love to watch this show.
Nah, it's not much of a stretch
James Acaster, a worthy stand in for Milton Jones đđđđ
These jokes were really top notch.
I am phokin' hootin' and hollerin', scaring the bloody shite out of my dogs.
Thank you. You've no idea how much I need you all. P.S. Not kidding.
This is a classic and I love it make me lol all time I watch this clip lol
Here for James! â„ oh i LOVE how Eddie stares at James even from across the stage! When he laughs he stares at James' direction like 2:08 or 3:07! How adorable is that? â„ Acaster's no. 1 fanboy, Ed Gamble! â„
uhhhhhhhhh ... ok
@@waengwang5313 đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I recently discovered the show where James eats food and describes it to Ed because he's a diabetic. That makes it even better watching on Mocht the Week!
The birds of pray joke was amazing.
2:05
Sneaky little Acaster.
Do you know why one side of a V formation of flying geese is longer than the other? Because it has more geese.
James was on fire this round.
Rhysđđ
RIP Charles Frosties, he was Grrrrrreat
Extremely blue planet. đ
Edit: fanny outlines! đđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Ł
bird of prey
* Nuns
Birds of pray*
flying high
LokkerG ...no he was right
Bird can be slang for woman, she referred to them as nuns, therefore I assumed she intended it to be Birds of Pray.
Frosties and Nunsđ„đ„
The nuns joke was the best one
1:52 PRODUCE THIS
How much How could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground
Love it!
That nuns joke is one that dawns on you
0:30 onwards haha
Thatâs a nice tuxedo youâre wearing Mr. Flightless Bird.
A featherless biped?
We're going on a bear hunt, we're going to catch a big one, we're not scared, what a beautiful day!
(Waddles like a penguin) Why canât Benedict Cumberbatch say our name right?
I saw the last one coming đđ
Acaster, u bloody legend
0:25 How the hell did it take me so long to get this one?
2:44 how much ground could a ground hog hog if ground hog could hog ground
Some of these jokes literally go over my head ... i do not have a clue
Like what? I could probably explain most of them.
@@kylestubbs8867 Its okay.. it doesn't keep me awake at night but thankyou
@@kylestubbs8867 Can you explain Rhys' elephant joke?
roasted,boiled or fried,you want fries with that
Steve Steve Allan!!!Alan
"I am not David Attenborough"
âNow, how do we put the leopard back together?â
-Colin Mochrie
Birds of pray đđđđ
Didn't expect that your mum joke
''What you hear in the background isn't Mosquito's but recordings of high pitched farts to make them sound like they're flying around''
If a bear found itself surrounded by trees and it experienced a sudden and urgent sensation, indicative of the need to defecate, what would it do?
Whoâs the one in the grey shirt heâs hilarious
Youâre all talking about Acaster but Ed Gamble went in on this
Chevrons for airplanes lol
That last one đ
Here we have a couple of woodchucks. Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking that wood!
Can someone explain the Frosties joke? It going over my head.
James the cameraman was named Charles Frosties. He was eaten by a tiger. Frosties?
Frosties is a cereal
Charles Frosties đ
So we see a duck, oh no wait itâs a beaver. Wait, itâs just a platypus
Things you wouldn't hear at a Labour party conference "now I'll hand you over to
the fat bird with the big norks "
0:25 đ
Who are the comedians here? Theyre amazing!
My Little Mawile the one in white and grey is Rhys James
Hugh Dennis; James Acaster; Zoe Lyons; Nish Kumar; Dara O'Briain is the host.
L-R: Ed Gamble, Zoe Lyons, Nish Kumar, James Acaster, Hugh Dennis, Rhys James
Or as scientists call them, fanny outlines
Can someone explain the Elephant thing?
Average Commenter âIndian and African elephantâ because of the way itâs worded it sounds like heâs referring to an Indian Elephant but heâs actually just saying an âIndianâ on its own, i.e. an Indian person. Thatâs why Nish jumps in with the âIâm not an elephantâ bit.
Charlrs frosty followed by the birds of prey... mock the week at its best
An especially good 'un
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''Below me is a 5000ft drop tell everybody i love them''
And hear comes the Irish team.