Fantastic Dizzy Review | Yolked Edition™
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Use D-Fend Reloaded for DOS games
Drag and drop DOS .zips into the main window to unpack them
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easy as that
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shut up
No >:)
Fascinating
don't listen to them sseth! the wizard looks nothing like your people
(From the first game)
Noice. Thanks for the vid, I'll consider getting the VPN.
Coincidentally enough if Sseth had been imprisoned for digging tunnels in Brooklyn, about a week ago is when he would've been released on bail.
Seth should be allowed to dig where ever he wants
@@ThatBlueSkull Seth is one of the good diggers
It certainly makes sense for where he found these games
Woah, using the hard r? Not cool, that's our word. You can use diggah.
@@ELITEHAMSTER123 Digger please
Dont let seths hurt feelings distract you from the fact that he didnt deny digging tunnels!
Truly a Sandy Loam- who is she and why can't I find her moment
@@Vistresian1941 Sandy Loam can't hide forever!
Manual labor? I think not. But the merchants guild should know where their donated shekels are going, they are going to young extremists who pay illegal aliens to dig those tunnels!
No wonder his Patreon is called the Merchant's Guild.
Oy vey!
Only Sseth would hide a Dungeon Siege 2 Review in a review of another game.
i do not understand his genius but i am glad to bask in it.
>Sseth casually brings out H-games in DOS game review
honestly based
2:47
Nymphomania Priestess my beloved
@@VorkutanGodArtstyle is load-worthy but I will probably develop dementia and forget the game exists before it ever finishes
he always does that, he knows a lot of them :p I mean he even reviewed a bunch and it's on youtube somehow
Sseth: I play everything
People: What do you mean by everything?
Seth:
what even is a video game?
People : I play videogames
Sseth : I play everything
YES
Dungeon Siege is a pretty well known series I think, at least it used to be. It's far from being super obscure or off the beaten path at least.
@@LittleWeevilso is Tales of Androgyny, oh and Nymphomania Priestess, oh and that one Freddy Fazbear assault you non-platonically too.
Big thanks to our sponsors at Raytheon, Lockheed Martin and Texas Instruments for sponsoring the video
Thank you, Jack Brandon
God bless Texas Instruments.
@franklynjones777get elongated muskrat away from my beloved LockMart
L3 missing out again. When will they learn?
You joke about that but one of my closest friends is an engineer working at Lockheed Martin and I’m pretty sure he’s a member of the Merchants Guild TM lol.
Edit: so good old Sseth is almost certainly getting some nice military industrial complex cash.
2 childhood games covered by the Sseth, what a blessing.
Funny shit, Dungeon Siege 2 triple dark wizard fight was how I learned about Touhou because there was some raging on a forum about it being unfair danmaku.
I wonder if there are any Touhou-themed Diablo clones, or at least some kind of isometric RPG. There are so many odd fan games around that at least _one_ ought to fit the bill
My ears are burning
The first time I needed almost. A hour and only my half giant was still alive but could barely hit them because of the darkness curse.
At the second encounter in the higher difficulty, I brought a dragon which made my party immune to curses and tought the half giant healing spells.
It was much more easy that way.
First Dungeon Siege i like better,i dont like DS 2 .
@@EvilDoresh I wonder as well. I'd love it.
Dungeon Siege 2 is a paradoxical game. It has one of the RAWEST opening sequences, where you participate in magical D-Day against the Dryads on the side of bad guys. Feels like dev team tried to make their version of BG3 18 years earlier.
fuck wokedur's gate 3
Having an AI read all your comments out loud while your digging your tunnels, then getting distracted and injuring yourself, doesn't count as "self-harm," regardless of what the voices tell you.
Yakuub knows your crimes
@@thatguy1379 Yakub died for our sins, we are a crimeless people.
>your digging
Would make for a hell of a stream tho
@@thatguy1379😈😈😈😈😈
Seth once again unearthing ancient secrets lost to time.
Also Seth knowing Nym-phomania Priestess is not surprising.
I appreciate the sauce. I don't like NTR stuff usually but if Lord Sseth played it, so will I.
Praise be funny catboy voice
@@dantereinhardt6911 IIRC you can clear it without NTR, but I might be mixing it up with another game by the same creator.
Ngl, didn't know a bottom like you had tastes in good content. You officially have a new Twitter follower my dude. Good on you
Sseth doesnt know about that Excalibug
Seth, I'm so "glad" you're "uploading" again, and even "found" a "new" "format"!
I was so "worried" when I "heard" about the "Arsenic" that was *"""Accidently"""* placed in your "food". I "thought" you'd be "gone" for sure!
I'm "so glad" you are "ok" and I'm "not" 10 grand in the "hole".
Should've tried fent and Overwatch 2 instead
@@AMabud-lv7hysounds like a worse version of "this and a blunt"
jojolion dialogue
I was wondering what's with the quotations but then I found out you're a Tony Z*ret "fan"
The fact that I only recognized 2 of the 4 TOTALLY WHOLESOME games that showed up between 2:45 and 3:07 means I'm slipping. I really need to start studying so I can keep up to date with these awesome and totally wholesome ssethtzeentach references.
1. Nymphomania Priestess (name is clearly shown)
2. Ballad of Outstanding Bimbo Sorcery (name is clearly shown)
3. Tales of Androgyny
4. Fap Nights at Frenni's Night Club
@@Chaooo I was saying I only recognized two of them, not that I didn't see the titles.
Also Tales of Androgyny is one of my favorites. Peak wholesome gameplay.
@@blackrapier713Oh no, I was just saying that for posterity if anything, didn't mean anything rude by it.
Finally, a Dizzy review.
Took him long enough.
Still no Disciples II review
@@ZabbathMakesArt I hope he promotes pirating it when he does, that game's publisher is a scam artist.
Wait till he drops the glizzy review.
I have often wondered how long it would take for a bigger CZcams reviewer to do these games.
kept you waiting, huh
3:05 Sseth flashed Tales of Adrogyny for one second and took out all the lights upstairs.
yet another whiplash, like tribal hunter
waiting for ToA review
@@medievalsimIt's routine at this point, I enjoy them but they have the subtlety of a hand grenade in a theater, blink and you miss it.
seth really needs to lay off the sissy hypno
I noticed that myself. It was a flashbang. But I’m sure it’ll happen since he’s done Breeder of nephelym or whatever it was called.
Would absolutely like to see Sseth shotgun approach reviews like this more often
The true Sseth experience of utter chaos
Dungeon Siege 2 Multiplayer was literally my first instance of multiplayer in any game. It was hilarious. I got joined by someone, they dropped me some insanely powerful gear and left, without saying anything. I still remember it very fondly.
Sseth throwing in all of the incredible games with starting with Nymphomania Priestess at 2:45, moving on to Ballad of Outstanding Bimbo Sourcery at 3:04, then Tales of Androgyny at 3:05 and then finishing off with ( ̶F̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶P̶a̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ I had been mistaken for another game that used Cryptia Curves), it is actually Fap Nights at Frenni's at 3:06. Truly a man of great taste and culture.
...just gonna write all these down
Timestamps for these?
3min mark @@tinywhale3954
@@tinywhale3954 Updated the comment to include timestamps for you.
I was really hoping he wasn't some sort of sexual deviant or at least ironic but he really is also a degenerate
the fact that sseth can do a double review fears me
He just forgot to upload the last one and only noticed when he went to upload this one.
The fact is afraid of you??
Facts are afraid of this man's presence
Ghost writers
bro terrifies peer reviewed statements
What the hell, seeing Tales of Androgyny is even more jarring than seeing Bailey Jay in one of Sseth's other reviews.
What video? What video, bro. Just tell me the video.
What's sad is that the excellence that is Warlords Battlecry is probably less well known these days than something like Tales of Androgyny.
Can confirm, I know Tales of Androgyny and never heard of Warlords Battlecry.
And the publisher/dev that has it refuses to make new one because they already have a game that has gotten them the moneyz (Gems of War for those who want to know). Witch is a shame.
Memory unlocked, I used to play some warlords battlecry2
Old strategy games are half buried. I can point out a few good games that share the same fate with Warlord.
Castle Strike
Warrior Kings
Lords of Magic
Clearly what's needed is Warlords of Androgyny.
I love Sseth's videos, ever since i fell down the hole inside my synagogue that my habbi made, my only source of enteirtainment inside these dark and musky walls have been his reviews, which really helps me keep going. Thank you Sseth, i would send you a present but i can't leave and my habbi stopped throwing bread crumbs down the hole a few moons ago.
Is a habbi a rabbi wearing a habit?
Dont eat the wierd shrooms
@@Ohio.Gozaimasuyes
Hopefully, you've been able to watch them comfortably on the mattresses
Down the hole is Alice in Chains song.
We eating good today
I just finished making some fried chicken in fact.
We ate some good egg today
Eggsactley.
Goyslop
Only reviewer of games I don't own, know of, or even wish to try, yet still only watch for the joke.
Even your commercials are gold
That sounds like half of the movies that Red Letter Media reviews. The Best of the Worst half usually, but sometimes the Half in the Bag Half.
Man, I did not expect a Dungeon Siege II review. One of the games from my youth that I fondly remember.
The subtle critikal roast at 3:10 was perfection
God that put such a smile on my face, this man never stops making me smile and radicalize me, in minecraft
Thought it was a pyro diss lol
its a pyroslop roast
@@HowToKillAliens tbf they all use the same wording in their titles then just waffle for 15 minutes so it can be any of them
@@vedadb1937 Sseth definitely has his ear to the ground for certain memes. While a lot of youtubers use the format parodied, there's a Critikal thumbnail template going around that is word-for-word the edit put in that timestamp
My heart skipped a beat when I saw Warlords Battlecry for that one second. Haven't played it in over 10 years but that artstyle is forever embedded in my brain
Same, buddy, same, a review of Warlords Battlecry III (or the 2nd, which I actually prefer) by Sseth would be amazing.
Warlords Battlercry 2 and WWIII: Black Gold... oh the nostalgia, I spend my childhood playing those two
@@biedak "Bow to me or die!", Demon Warlord.
"Another one for my ranks!", Undead Warlord.
Love WBC2, that game lives rent-free in my brain. Even the cheesy art has charm.
My favorite was a plague lord priest.
He got drain mana with each hit.
This together with life magic to make him immune to assassinations and heal any disease and the ability to summon demons as fighters and workers made him very versitile and hard to kill.
definately my favourite game series, and i am fully aware that that game is a buggy, unbalanced pile of crap - especially the third part, but i have a thing for those kinds of games (e.g. arcanum, TOEE)
normal and dark dwarves were the most fun, as i was a dumdum so slow moving armies were good for me.
glad sseth could take a break from digging tunnels under the synagogue to upload ❤️
I had no idea of what this vid was gonna be about, and immagine my surprise when I hear you talking about Dungeon Siege 2 while I am in the middle of playing it. Every frustration I ever had about the game laid bare before me. This made my day...thank you!
The game that was flashed at 3:04 is called Ballad of Outstanding Bimbo Sorcery.
It's one of those kinds of games.
Another is Tales of Androgyny... Don't ask how i know.
but nobody wants to help me find out the game where I can buy little ogres and go on a ogre stomping raid...
Nymphomania Priestess for the ntrslop
*Those kind* ?
Acronym of BoOBS
Remember, don't use VPNs advertised by youtubers. You're paying for the privilege of having your information sold.
Remember that even in F.A.T.A.L there is no 'regain hymen spell' but there is one to reassign dick size, girth & circumference and coochie size, depth & circumference.
Ssethtzeentach livestreams proved that 😏🤫
Thank god Sseth is a Pope, not a CZcamsr 😳
ExpressVPN has a HQ in Israel.
Use Mullvad VPN instead
Seth has said many times that hes selling out to ads while making fun of them, and expressly told us not to fall for the add
he does it for the money
A double feature Sseth review ? Splendid.
DS2 was my fucking jam as a kid. I was a Diablo 2 fanatic and was looking for something else to scratch the itch, and DS2 was it. There is a shit ton of build diversity and gear sets for really wacky builds. Have you ever wanted to strap a brick of c4 to your 800 lb. pet spider on 2/26/93? You can do that. Ever want to show off your William Tell impression, only instead of an apple it is an entire tribe of Dryads, and instead of using a bow, it is a Barrett M82? You can do that.
Great game, and it has a fully fleshed out secrets system akin to Wolfenstein.
Seth didn't even mention it but there is a mod that lets you play the DS1 campaign through the DS2 campaign. There is even this vampire mod that allows for additional classes but also turns on level scaling. The game is unreal difficult but if you pull and aggro carefully and use a healer it can be really rewarding. Nature mage with resurrect and heal obviously required.
dungeon siege? man... old memories
never tried 2. played the expansion though.
@@scout360pyroz no dark souls 2 ofc
I said this on another thread but I played this game and so did my dad and no matter the difficulty, after beating the trilisk boss both of us felt the game got way easier, and after looking at sseth's video I reinstalled DS2 cus I still got the CD with me and played it and it still felt the same. I do not understand why other's felt it's hard, Dungeon siege 1 legends of aranna felt leagues harder
And also DS1 with expansion is still better than ds2 with expansion.
2:45 Nymphomania Priestess
Ah Seth, God bless you and your Tales of Adrogyny frame, now i know Im not alone in this world
quick, who is best girl
Hey Sseth just wanted to say thanks. In your Quasimorph video you said you played the game at 2x speed for personal reasons (Funny parasite in your head) and I decided to try the same but with my college course videos. It actually helped immensely and I can focus on it alot better. Just wanted to say thanks.
This man gives me hope to live long enough to see another review
I'm... I'm... CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3:05 not Tales of Androgyny 💀💀
Brigand best girl
Thank you for always making these insanely entertaining videos.
Seer just did a dungeon siege 2 video and now Sseth too. We are blessed with content.
Inshallah brother
The shit I’ve seen on this channel both inspires and disturbs me. Keep going strong Seth.
Like a good nightmare: fascinating and scary at the same time.
At 2:45 the game is called "Nymphomania Priestess" If ya'll are wondering.
thanks sir, you're a friend
Ty
I love it when RPG Maker creators take the time and effort to actually create original "assets"
In case you are incapable of looking to the top left to see the name, I guess.
@@erossenpai2884this is sseth's comment section. Our neural synapses are as strong and reliable as a chinese elevator.
You are literaly the only person online that keeps me interested in watching the vpn ad
I played DSI and II and love to see it isn't forgotten.
Seth, I have to be honest, I'm a man that embrace the life of the nomads, moving from place to place without engaging in strong ties of friendship with the peoples around, cause it only means a greater sadness saying goodbye to those friends.
I learned different languages for keeping up with this everlasting madness of changing places, working positions and colleges. English it wasn't my mother-tongue, although I wield it with confidence by this point. Thanks to that I get a nice job, a lot of opportunities in various fields of my life, and that joke about crashing the game with ALT+TAB and corrupting the file.
That hit me in an almost forgotten part of my life. It was dope had shit by your behalf.
You always make me laugh, you dark madafaka, keep it up, for years and years.
Dungeon Siege 2 was a great game. I remember spending the entirety of my time in a kids summer camp just playing it in a computer club... good old times...
I wasnt expecting a DS2 review. IM happy. loved that game
Nice, some Dark and Darker clips. Looking forward to when that video drops
Glad you finished digging those tunnels.
From South Africa - im glad for this video! Its like the good older videos! Keep up the great work! It always cheers us up in dark times🕺
ay, cheers from your tumor of a northern neighbor
From SA as well. It truly is dark times
The entire West is going to be like SA in a few generations. Take care bros.
@@danielarcher1459 Nah, we'd win.
@@danielarcher1459It's so funny how the "culture war" started in 2016 but us South Africans have seen this shit from the 90's
2 reviews in one vid! Solid
That was honestly one of your funniest ads ever Sseth, I wish I had something for you to help me peddle to the masses hahaha.
3:13 that email after 2 years finally make sense
I used to love this game and thought it was a fever for the longest time! Dizzy isn't famous at all in Brazil, so I managed to play some of his games when I was a kid in the 90's and never again. Thanks ever so much for the video!
is that eggy hellspawn famous *anywhere* in the world?
@@Cosmic-Bear. I'm not sure!
@@Cosmic-Bear. looked it up and apparently Dizzy was mostly only popular in the UK and eastern europe
@@smithsmithony5401 Holy shit.
Genuinely wanted install Dungeon Siege 2 lately, because was never able to finish it in my childhood for some reasons. Welp, this is sign from mighty Sseth himself, so who am i to refuse.
Thanks for video, it was fun:)
Teach your half giant some healing magic.
Thank me later.
No freaking way, I was watching some Dungeon Siege documentaries this past week 'cause I got reminded how enjoyable these games were - and here comes Sseth with DSII video 😂
Guess i gotta install the vpn now
Mfer is making a synthetik 2 review, you can see it in the audio "sources" tab at 9:28
Dungeon siege 2 dear god thank you Seth that game deserves recognition
Finally, Sseth plays a game from my childhood!
DS2 was the bomb! Great game to play with the gang
9:59 is the amulet of kings from oblivion
By the Nine Divines !
Jewish tunnel situation is insane
You never disappoint with your intros
I played Dungeon Siege II for several years. I love that game and how powerful you can be, and how flexible the character powers are. Omg those voice lines have carved themselves deep into my neurology lol
i loved ur lecture on immunology btw
Sseth, less hauling mattresses through tunnels, more video making!
Suddenly a review about a game I love and remod every year! That was like a wrapped present. Best CZcamsr of life.
An island joke right off the bat, woof. You are a spicy boy.
Yes! Warlords Battlecry pls!
【Shades Finnish Pirates】I was convinced that "Sseth was not uploading", give mercy yourself on the self harm and it's nice to hear from you again
FINALLY THE DUNGEON SIEGE 2 REVIEW ive been waiting for.
ssseth always uploads on days/times im completely wasted or hungover
Bro, 9:50 was absolutely brutal, hahahah
Don't let this distract you from the fact that 56 years ago Israeli planes openly attacked the USS Liberty during Israel's war with Egypt. The attack led to the death of 34 American sailors. When the fleet commander heard of the attack he scrambled fighters. However, immediately afterwards he was told by the White House to stand down and leave the Liberty to its fate. The captain of the Liberty, frustrated by his inability to protect his crew, cleverly began broadcasting on open channels that US fighters were coming. The moment he did this the Israeli aircraft ceased their attack and apologised saying that they had mistaken a ship flying a US flag and with USS Liberty written on it for an Egyptian ship. There are two possible explanations for why this event took place. Both could be equally valid. The first is that Israel was committing a war crime in the mass execution of POW's and thought that the Liberty (a surveillance ship) could have witnessed it. The second is that the attack on the Liberty was a calculated move that the Israelis planned to later blame on the Egyptians in order to bring the US into a war that Israel had instigated. We will likely never know whether either or both of these explanations are true as Washington consistently blocks all attempts at investigation. It speaks volumes that 56 years ago Israel had enough influence on the US to force them to allow an open attack to go unanswered. One wonders how much more control they have gained in the years since...
Omg I remember playing this. It was so long ago I struggled to remember it until you mentioned potions and all the repressed memories of screens full of cheap potions came flooding back.
Also gotta love that you played Like a Dragon Gaiden. the Agent Fighting Style of Kiryu is Goddamn Badass.
"Competitive MOBAs", that reminds me: Any plans on updating that old Spawnkarthus guide? Its been a few years by now
Dungeon siege is THE game of my childhood. I guess ill have to replay it. Thank you for reminding me it existed.
2 videos in one month it must be a blessing of the gods
15:18 I'm beginning to think Sseth might watch Pyrocynical
More inflation game reviews to come?
12:13 Sseth sauce please
ah a new sseth video to rewatch 30 times my favorite
This was the best fakeout I could have asked for, Dungeon Siege 2 was a huge part of my childhood. The opening and first part of the game up to the snake boss are etched in my brain forever for how many times I replayed them!
Seth Seth people, hey here!
3:47 sports direct mug spotted
The only ad promotion that I don't skip.
Because unlike other ad promotions, its not an empty mindless script. Its Good Ole Sseth's humor at its finest! Seriously, Businesses should take notes.
HOLY SHIT SSETH DARK AND DARKER VIDEO LETS FUCKING GOOOO
4:14 i didnt know i need that, but i did. source?
Hey hey seth, new video when ?
A week ago
dinner was excellent tonight thank you Sseth❤️
I have to say, I did not see the joke about the crazy Hasidic tunnel in New York City coming. Great stuff.
i keep hearing yiddish under my house help
0:29
>long beard
>long nose
>goffy ahh hat
“vaguely Arabic looking wizard”
Yea sure buddy
greatly look forward to the dark and darker video xd
Man.
I started taking my meds again recently and I have to say, it's a lot easier to understand exactly what he's saying without my brain fog.
Guy's a GENIUS.
Wait...is Seth jewish?
I am now unreasonably excited for Sseth to make a video on Dark and Darker
Love the shade thrown at pyro with the vid title
sseth you inconsistent smuck why didnt you just review a bunch of other platformers along with fantastic dizzy instead of adding dungeon seige 2?
I have no idea where this guy just pull a random game to play and review and make me watch it even though I'm not a fan of the genre sometimes. Keep it up Lactation Nation