Earth Defense Force 5 Review
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еее порно
реально hot garbage
Hey hey Sseth, so wanna give Disco Elysuim a try? I'm sure you'd love to give the sad commie simulator a try
pure blooded merc
Yes. Sure. If you pay me to play it. An up front bonus to download it and an hourly wage. It's a trash video game. I won't play it for fun. I will play it for money though.
Thank you for your understanding.
The fact he went from being sponsored by Gaijin then to Wargaming then back to Gaijin again like a true merchant is astounding
There's a reason one of his videos was titled "Shilling, Sseth is a hack" 😉
War profiteering. From jokes about warcrimes, to practice
@@512TheWolf512 He should run for the US senate. He'd feel right at home in there.
@@abnerdoon4902 more like run for president of Turkey. Or India.
His Ashkenazi bloodline has given him access to abilities some may consider... unnatural.
"We've already lost thirty percent of the earth's population."
"Thirty percent? That doesn't sound _too_ bad."
One of my favorite lines. Besides the "humanoid aliens" conversation.
2.5 billion dead from giant ants?
Eh,it could be worse.They could've been killed by giant pitbulls.
"That's the alien commander! Take him under arrest!"
That one KILLED me.
They look just like humans!
@@KanyeWeast I can't do it, they look too much like us
This is the fifth entry in the series, and earth's population gets reduced to like 10-20% of the starting number by the end each time. The guy probably meant that losing 30% isn't too bad for this stage of an alien invasion.
The EDF series is defined by the rare scenario of taking the “throw everything at the wall and see what sticks” approach and having everything stick to the wall.
And the wall absolutely got flung at mach 5 to space leaving a crater
It's easy to get things to "stick" to the wall when the wall is the floor.
Now interpreting the floor as a wall - that's either a stroke of brilliance or sheer insanity, which is exactly what EDF is all about.
"And if you play singleplayer... I respect that, you do you." One of the most wholesome but unsettling things in a sseth video, possible sincerity and a photoshopped smile.
And it's well warranted. I just beat it on hard as Fencer and some of those missions... Yeah, good luck, "you do you"
@NekoiNemo As someone who finish all missions on inf with fencer , I can say it is not for everyone........I can still hear bees and frogs in my dream.
@@user-pv1ff9rn4l It"s pretty fun to kite them around the level thanks to Fencer's amazing mobility though
@NekoiNemo It sure is. Just remember, on inf they are as fast as you, then you will be ok.
man im doing it on normal as a fencer and i know them frogs gonna be the biggest pain. bees arent too bad, dual gatling gun and becoming an AA turret works well
"Aliens, if you ever invade our planet...we're gonna destroy it first."
There's something hauntingly beautiful about that.
"The planet broke before the guard did"
Belkans.
@@TheGlobfather I KNEW IT!!!! NO WONDER THEY HAD SO MANY AIR SUPER WEAPONS!
No, there is not.
@@platogkrone7161 yes there is
To save our mother Earth from any alien attack
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back
We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack
The EDF deploys!
Two days ago my brother died, next day my lover fell
Today most everyone was killed, on that we must not dwell
But we will never leave the field, we'll never say farewell
The EDF deploys!
Our forces have now dwindled and we've pulled back to regroup
The enemy has multiplied and formed a massive group
We better beat these bugs before we're all turned to soup
The EDF deploys!
@@grantsamson2384 To take down giant insects who came from outer space
We now head underground, for their path we must retrace
And find their giant nest and crush the queen's carapace
The EDF deploys!
@@fusiontrigger7 The air force and the navy were destroyed or cast about
Scouts, rangers, wing divers have almost been wiped out
Despite all this the infantry will stubbornly hold out
The EDF deploys!
@@B0ULLIE "Stop singing that depressing crap!"
"But edf players aren't attracted to games that make sense, they are attracted to dry wall, and the taste of ADRENALINE OF A HOMELESS MAN AS YOU CHASE HIM THROUGH THE STREETS OF NY"
This is one of the most hilarious things i have heard seth say
this was legendary gold
“Tortures duck penis”
Fun fact even though it looks like the wingdiver has more clothes in EDF 6, they made her thicker and gave her a glorified loincloth later on in the game.
Ayo?
She's like an E cup in 4.1. I doubt they "buffed" her more than that.
Actually when the _other_ aliens show up the EDF first thinks they're robots.
Then they shoot off enough of the armor to spot the alien underneath and proclaim that "they look _nothing_ like us!"
I love this franchise.
hairless frogs
But still a featherless biped
Should i buy it now in 2023 if yes which version??
@@amirhb7531 5 is a great start IMO.
4.1 ain't too bad either, but 5 just has those sweet Quality of Life improvements.
@@pinkeye6803 human species only 10% left in edf5, i wonder how they arrange the story in edf6. To the last man!
Am I the only one that finds it suspicious that the second AI voices take off in effectiveness and accessibility, Sseth suddenly develops a healthy upload schedule?
Makes you think. But then again, no AI could replicate his pronunciation of 'premise' or 'wield'.
lmao, real
and now anime is gonna be easy to make
Once you notice, you can't stop noticing
@@FleshWizard69420 Pattern recognition is one hell of a curse and a blessing
This one was a banger.
The accurate portrayal of Japanese cuisine and the Diogenes bit were inspired and above average.
The Diogenes reference in a fucking Sseth video of all places blew my mind, let me tell you
@@JustAJauneArc
Haha, "One of us, one of us"
"And God resists arrest." Broke my medically significant bout of depression, Thank you Sseth!
Best part of my experience in this game was with my brother. It was the final boss, God. Literally. The two of us, always playing on Inferno difficulty, threw ourselves at Him countless times to no avail. So many hours. Each new phase was harder than the last.
But eventually, it happened. As the Wing Diver, my strategy was swooping in and getting out, blasting God's face every time. But I was so vulnerable to damage. I couldn't finish Him off alone. That was when my brother, the air raider, had to save the day with a Barga unit. Just when we thought all was lost, Barga put us back on our feet. God knew He stood no chance against big robot.
Barga, one punch after another, tore off God's limbs. And when He was taking his last breath, my brother, in a giant Transformers-esque robot, uppercut punched God in the chin, and HIS HEAD EXPLODED. Credits roll. Needless to say, my brother and I gave a standing ovation.
EDF is beautiful.
EDF is a middle finger the industry as a whole.
It's not a 4K ray tracing enabled ego stroking to justify buying the latest console/graphics card.
It's not trying to chase trends or innovate.
It's not even trying to hold a stable framerate, be bugfree or be balanced in any way.
What it is doing is taking a single idea and dumping every inch of the game's budget into achieving that idea in the most comically direct way possible.
@@PlebNC to be fair, its literaly impossible to make an EDF bugfree. i mean, they are at least 1/3rd of the enemies...
@@marcosdheleno Not with that attitude soldier! EDF! EDF! You just need more lasers and orbital bombardments! Is there literally anything above sea level? Blow up it up! Even your own teammates!
@@PlebNC Especially you own teammates, who knows they might be an alien spy in disguise with those big eyes, two legs and arms and green skin, eating flies on their lunch break. How will we ever be safe if we don't act first, why with an intercontinential missile of course to be on the safe side.
There can be no spies if no one is left alive. EDF! EDF! EDF!
@@hollowriller The Ranger: Had to call in an air strike on my teammate, he was flying around. Clearly infected with some bug virus that gave him insect wings.
The Teammate: A Wing Diver.
So glad he mentioned the frogs being "just like us", it's my favorite line of dialogue in the game.
I also like the follow-up where they claim the other aliens "look nothing like us"
They look French enough to me
because it's about only good one
edf4 english was made of these
@@tsartomato The previous game also had the better EDF song.
@@EvilDoresh TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
I once met a friendly crack-head at a gas station, followed him home, and he proceeded to load this up on a TV, the size of which, I have never seen before outside of theatres.
I had no idea what I was witnessing between this fever dream of a game and the questionable, hot-cold romance that fired back and forth at whiplash speed going on between his teenage son and daughter.
I always just kinda assumed I hallucinated the whole thing, until now.
Why did you follow a crack head home? Like no joke I once hung out with a cocaine dealer I met at a bar at the bar for a bit and later at his house for a bit (seriously I'm not joking) but why would want to hang out with a potentially dangerous crack addicted man?
@@SurprisinglyDeep I don't judge.. harshly. He seemed nice enough and I had a good blade on me if he tried anything too shifty. Although to be fair it was meth he was on, crack head is just more fun to say. Does that make it any better? No.. Still friendly dude all the same
@@HaalvarBrandGoods That makes sense. That sounds like a very smart reasonable way to do in that situation. (I am not being sarcastic.)
Yeah it seems like most of the time meth heads are almost as emotionally stable as a regular person unless they just had some meth so they're not thinking straight and something emotionally "triggers" them.
Like I had a friend of a friend who was addicted to meth. He was fine most of the time except one time when it seems he had just had a dose of meth and was hitting on this 20 something woman who was another friend of a friend of mine and trying to hit on her even though she was obviously not into him and was put off by his pervy BS. What made the situation worse was none of us had cars, we were about to go see a WWE match playing at the local movie theatre and we stopped for awhile at my place to eat some drinks and snacks before going to the movie theatre. The meth head went first and I told everyone else (because many od them were kind of f'ing $+μp!d) "just stay here do not go to the theatre with this guy". Later he texted the woman some creepy AF comments. Then of course the rest of us cut him out of the friend group completely.
@@SurprisinglyDeep That's too bad. I always feel a little sorry for guys like that. They are only human, probably not that bright either. Still, can't have that kind of shit causing problems. I've seen first hand what happens when things like that are allowed to escalate.
I also wandered into a suspicious person's house while drunk once. Those things are a bit of a hit-or-miss. You are either going to get raped or you are going to have one hell of a story. Preferably not both at the same time.
As a romanian, I didn't expect Sseth to come over with a joke like that. It was sudden, unpredictable and, above all else, true.
Why is every Romania woman I meet over here in the US beautiful? What are you guys doing over there?
@@kyle857 convincing them to flee, i guess
Haha. I loved that joke.
The way people call EDF "so bad it's good" or "guilty pleasure" is just insulting, last 2 games in the series were legitimately great, especially considering their low budget.
Shouod I get 5 or 4?
Mainline all been great. Spinoffs, only IA.
@@hollowkid97 both
@@hollowkid97 If only one of those, then part 5. Story basically gets redone in each part and there are a lot of missions that feel similar but 5 has better environment and graphics and more equipment.
The voice-acting and concept are so bad they're good through being hilarious; the gameplay is just good.
9:00 Just so y’all know, that brief flash of “Approaching Monster Balls” is an actual mission in EDF5. And it’s THE best mission for weapon farming, especially late game weapons if you boost the difficulty to the “Insane” tier, because there’s a spot on the map that you can hide and be completely safe from harm, and murder every enemy who tries to kill you.
Here’s how it works.
The mission starts, and you’re facing a bridge, with some NPC Fencers in front of you.
Step 1: Turn to your right.
Step 2: Abandon those NPC’s to their fate by running like hell.
Step 3: Follow the river until you reach a waterfall at the end.
Step 4: Turn right, and notice there’s some rocks, with a very narrow gap between those rocks that you can walk into.
Step 5: Go into the gap, turn around, whip out your weapon of choice (NOT AN EXPLOSIVE WEAPON) and wait for the enemies to finish off the NPCs. After which, they WILL come STRAIGHT for you.
Step 6: When the enemies start swarming the rocks, and cannot reach you in your hideyhole, pull the trigger and do not stop pulling the trigger until the enemies are dead.
Step 6B: There will be opportunities to run out and grab the weapon boxes during the mission. When the 2nd enemy reinforcement wave appears, it’ll take a long time for them to reach you, grab whatever boxes you can then, and get back in the hole. And at the end of the mission if you feel like it, leave one enemy alive so you have plenty of time to grab the boxes, just dodge them while you’re running around until you feel like you’ve gotten everything and then murder them.
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@Type Odd Name Here below reminded me of a weird Not-glitch for this mission too.
You’ll know when the NPC’s are dead because a half-dozen of the red dots on your mini-map will suddenly shoot up high, and then come down on top of you.
Because I don’t know why, but some of the roller-ball enemies will be yeeted literally across the map to your location once you’re the only target left for them to go after. And if you feel like it, you can wait to go into the crack, and watch them shoot up in the air and head for you. Just make sure to duck into the shelter before they land, because they’re trying to land ON you, lol.
Can i trust you?
This EDF soldier tells the truth! I have spent countless hours of my life in those fucking rocks. You'll lose your sense of self and sanity if you do it hours on end like me, but on the plus side, shiny new guns!
In balls we trust
My original comment was highly incorrect.
I was completely thinking of the other monster balls mission.
or you could get good with proper penetration weapons. spine blaster works wonders against them
I think one of the great attractions of this game is that you can experience the streets of Japan. From rural areas lined with paddy fields and frontier cities with small train stations to core cities lined with skyscrapers and residential areas with small alleys, everything is realistically reproduced.
One such map (used in Operation Ironwall, etc.) is modeled after a real-life Hokkaido metropolis, which makes you feel like you've actually traveled. (Although it will be broken immediately by the attack of enemies and allies)
Sandlot, the company behind the EDF series, seems to like making city maps like this, and in the works they released for the Nintendo DS, they placed buildings so much that it slowed down the game.
In a way, it is the fruit of their efforts.
Yep, I've recognized a lot of elements from the EDF5 maps in anime and real life pictures of japan. It's really incredible how accurate the maps are in terms of general 'feel'.
Do you mean before or after Air Raider?
Yes the maps are a really underrated part of the game. When I first played 4.1 they really captivated me because they just look very real, but then get filled to the brim with ants and get totally destroyed.
I always wanted to be able to go inside more of the buildings or be able to actually navigate them better. My one wish for the series is that the character controls get updated to allow you to actually navigate the maps in a way that makes sense. Stairs on buildings don't really work, you can't use ladders, and there are a lot of jumps you can't make
6:01 totally realistic and VA top notch xD
Congrats Seth, you managed to keep a schedule and be a productive member of society.
I suppose this is mandatory for comments that end up with over 1k likes. Thank you, and thank you to Seth and his team of degenerates who produce quality content.
Should we be worried?
Hopefully not back on Adderall
>youtuber
>productive member of society
@@rikuumiu I don’t think he is I think it’s just the new editors he’s hired it’s lightened the load for him
Congratulations
The merchant guild is pleased with this upload schedule.
Incredibly pleased, just hope it isn't taking a toll on him.
No sleep, all grind #neverstopthegrind #warlordmalegrindset
"HEY! Are you okay?!"
"That's what they say."
- real EDF NPC combat dialogue
EDF is unironically one of the most fun video game series you can play, especially as a co-op.
Pm
"If something happens to me, please take care of my family"
"I'm a good shot!"
"What is your purpose?" "I'm the ultimate soldier!"
"Why didn't you get married?"
"That's the rumor."
EDF NPC dialogue is just so damn funny for no apparent reason. Maybe it's the conviction they put into every line, the EDF world never really makes fun of itself.
When they said they looked just like us, there wasn't a shred of doubt in their voice.
@reinbeers5322 it's like it parodies basically any alien invasion B-movie while also playing it 100% straight at the same time. I don't know how they managed to do that but I'm not complaining; it's glorious.
There are three things I've learned about EDF...every creature (human and otherwise) makes terrible decisions, the story doesn't make sense, and I absolutely love the hell out of it.
Sseth is a gold mine of esoteric knowledge buried within his videos.
No wonder he wastes his time on 4channel
Dude's a walking library of everything
I feel immensely proud that I can mentally keep pace with his psychotic ramblings and understand almost 90% of his references. I probably shouldn't be proud of that.
Nah tbh this is a ADHD ability of just being able to assess using the most obscure reference for any situation.
@@Denis-bu3ur I don't think there's any doubt in any Sseth enjoyer that the man is on the spectrum.
Seth’s dedication to pronounce wield as weld still astounds me
I hate that you made me notice that.
@@yogxoth1959 now rewatch all his older videos and ruin the rest of your manchildhood.
I was never the same after hearing his lisp when he pronounces anything with “th”.
He says "Thirty/30" as "Firty".
@@theprimetyme0451 Your should watch the Crusader Kings or w/e it was where he says "brother smothered by his mother"
Pacific rim bar fight is a good description for that mission
Be glad the armor also boosts other classes, you didn't get that in previous titles
Edf 6 has you essentially travel back in time and undo the aliens EXISTING
"The Fencer can be summarized as: your mother fucking life ends ((cuts to EVE ad)) when there's a big war in the universe... that always reflects on the markets."
Nice roll. 10/10, will hope to find some meta entertainment on future viewings that way.
Seth switching it up this time and doing offensive Japanese impressions instead of offensive Jew impressions is a testament to how important it is to keep your content fresh. 10/10
sseth is jewish, not even as a joke, like he is actually a jew.
a black slavic japanese jew
Dirty kike
@@justanotherguyful that's actually really funny to know he's a part of the tribe
judging by the art and sseth's... past works, im pretty sure that was a Chinese impression (even though he does mention Japan before the skit)
My favorite part of EDF is using air raider to reduce a square mile of land and anything in that square mile to their base particles. Then watching with pride as the havoc you caused drops everyone’s frame rate from normal to geriatric PowerPoint.
Nothing like those air strikes turning the game into a slideshow
It isn’t EDF if your controller doesn’t turn into a vibrator about half way through the game
That's what I call "Michael Bay lag"
Imagine being an NPC unit and watching the player call in a perfect saturation airstrike... right on your position lol
“Now you know how strong Phobos is!”
The most fun / scary (highlight the necessary) is when an ant takes you with its mandibles and starts to pull at such a speed that you yourself become a piñata. He can crawl where and how he wants, he can spin circles on a lamppost while you are alive (even after you die, he will not leave this cycle until he is killed).
And when a teammate launches you like a booster .... That ant is your partner. Because sides change.
Part 6 has also been released, where you can put idol dolls, which are almost like living ones - they increase the morale of the soldiers and inspire them to become beacons for bugs, instead of themselves. Those. in fact - it's not the idol that distracts the ants to be torn to pieces while the soldiers kill the bugs, but the soldiers become a meat barrier so that GOD FORbid AT LEAST ONE PIECE OF CLOTHING IS RIPPED OFF HER! And if this happens, then the soldiers will become so aggressive that they will stand around the idol and repeat her movements, and then at once they will attack any bug that is looking for a lamppost to spin, well, or tug at one of the EDF marines."Remember, EDF Marine! In Part 6, your hope/your god is an idol! Protect it, at all costs!" And they will. Because to see how this "beacon" cheers you and your squad, which yells "FOR THE IDOL!" and mows down hordes of beetles on power lines like New Year's toys - is another level of aesthetics.
A thrilling addition to the 'Is Sseth doing a bit or does he actually think 'wield' is pronounced that way' saga
I enjoy the way he pronounces "premise" as well.
"uBgrade"
Yee because that’s how you pronounce ‘friend’
“Togepher” is the one I always notice.
@@willc6451 Fuck the English language.
Seth actually uploading consistently is a joy I never expected
(It’s cause of the add deals)
My pp hasn't been this hard since I slammed that Philippino ladyboy while on deployment ten years ago.
EDF 5 was my first and so far only EDF experience, and it was absolutely amazing. Just keep in mind that it's supposed to feel like you're watching a b horror movie while eating a metric fuck ton of shrooms. Coming from someone who doesn't use drugs
“The homosexual apple does not fall far from the homosexual tree.”
-Sseth, Masters in Viral Immunology
Also, it’s good to hear that we’ll finally be paying you for these masterpieces again. You deserve it.
I feel like he could have just said "the fruit does not fall far from the homosexual tree"
You can't contract AIDS from a homosexual apple if you're wearing a mask while eating it.
What did Phil Leotardo mean by this?
@@alsneed309 How old are you? Just curious.
The insane god-complexed lady scientist who made the space lasers is my absolute favorite character in EDF. Second is her spirit sister in 4.1, the Operations lady who also has fun when you call down orbital death. I do wish Attack Whale was in 5, dude was a bro. Honestly the main thing I like about 4.1 over 5 are the characters, but 5 has immense QoL features.
Ohara's overly melodramatic ramblings are the single thing that turn 4.1's story from "just dumb" to "still dumb but in a good way"
I enjoy 4.1 over 5 simply because I didn't like the changes to the way a lot of the Wing Diver's weapons work, because I'm a babby and don't like change. Eventually I got used to the way it worked in 5 and enjoyed my time, but 4.1 is still so special and fun to me.
Maybe, but you know, that's just how strong phobos is
@@matrix3509 Also, doesn't wing diver in 5 have way better energy management than in 4? She seems to be able to fly a lot longer without needing to recharge
@@ratemal7748yeah but her weapons are way worse than in 4
Sseth being this productive is both heartwarming and disturbing.
How much power was he even holding back all this time??
Freeing oneself from a bad habit can unlock amazing potential.
The world was not ready for his full power.
Probably 30mg of Adderall.
@@PresidentFunnyValentine Wrong. Sseth's already past that. He's been getting clean now and listening to his friends, have you not seen the redemption saga?
The power to hire an editor
Im drunk and depressed off my ass but this video brought me back some of the way to the light, I had no idea what was happening 90% of the time but still giggled ferociously. Thank you sseth
Did not expect a Sseth/Neil Breen crossover but here we are
8:19 “The Air Raider is described as a support class because I support my teammates into the afterlife”. As edf5 veteran, I can’t stop laughing at this part🤣
Edited: Typo
"i'm not here to _support_ the violence, i _am_ the violence" - therussianbadger
To be fair, in reality it's the other way round: When the "US military budget man" is on the team, it's everyone else who's the support since their kills contribute to his credits for more artillery calls.
When the ground lights up red, run or die.
air raider to teammates: "some of you may die but it's a sacrifice i'm willing to make"
One of my favorite game, with Kenshi, that almost nobody is making a review of. SSeth is truly doing what any respectable warlord would do. God bless him.
That's probably because the game cane out 5 years ago. Lots of youtubers have done videos on EDF
Russian Badger and Valefisk made videos on it.
Knowing Seth hes had a video compilation since day 1 and he's stocking up bits
@@Kingofdragons117 Who's Valefisk?I did see some clips of Badger playing the fencer.
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Oh buddy, you gotta watch Valefisk. Try his video "I have no mouth, but I must bus".
Love that someone is talking about EDF, almost never met someone who knew what it was but after having them play, without fail they end up loving the series
Awesome content as always Seth! Keep up the great work!
The aliens have an entire genus of monster bred specifically to eat buildings, and somehow the EDF is still more proficient at levelling cities than they are
What I love about this game is that despite it's simplicity and goofiness, this game still means business in the difficulty department. This game heavily punishes pointless recklessness and and maybe that's the reason I fell in love with it. (Not the goldens though, they can f*"k off alongside the laser mf.)
True but fuck spiders. Why the fuck d otheir webs still damage when they're fucking dead.
Gold Ants are such a difficulty spike that they are its own difficulty. Nothing can take a volley even after you finish all the DLC missions. Not even vehicles can stand against them.
@@dansmith1661 The mechs that air raider has can withstand them and kill them but a volley from a SINGLE golden ant obliterates a quarter of your health each time.
For most other classes you really just have to hope only a small part of its acid hits you
It truly is a soulike coop 4 player . I can still feel the icy touch of bee stings. Very hard and most maps does requires skills, position and strategy. U have to think about what kind of weapons u need to bring or else, u are doomed
Instant transmission shotgun blasters. Fuck the golds.
damn so many new videos Sseth is making this new team work! keep up the good work everyone!
EDF is the only game I know of where you can feasibly use air strikes as a primary weapon as a foot soldier.
EDF 6 is already out, and the "civilian" is actually a solider of the future and time travels to the past and attempt to change the course of the war. This was actually foreshadowed in the Japanese dialogue.
He is Storm 1 who has been fighting the abandoned Primers on post-apoc Earth three years after arresting God.
@@dansmith1661 lol "arresting God."
Pretty much a regular day
@@NitroStarman more like cardic arrest God, amrite?
Oh my God EDF is going full Marathon ....
Fun fact: The timelines of the games change every two titles. EDF 1 _(Monster Attack)_ and 2 _(Global Defense Force)_ are separate from EDF 3 _(2017)_ and 4 _(2025 / 4.1 remake)._ 5 and 6 are separate from both of those. The reason for this is because there's a consistent pattern with the releases: The odd numbered ones set the already pretty bonkers stage, and the even ones take those stages and just blow them up to an 11 out of 10 on the crazy scale. They make the even ones so damn crazy, in fact, that they have to reboot the universe every time.
Fun fact #2: Even with the previous fact, the first four titles in the "classic" series _(being the numbered ones that aren't spin-offs)_ can be played in a vacuum because the story doesn't matter quite as much. It's there, but it's not focused on. It's in the background to let the gameplay do most of the talking. 5 and 6, however, got a massive spike up in terms of story budget. So much so that the full story cannot be completely understood without playing both.
Not-so-fun fact: EDF 6 is Japan Only currently. No plans for a Western Release just yet. They have to release the DLC Mission Packs first, like they did for 4.1 and 5 before THEY were released to the west. But dear god does it follow the pattern to a T.
P.S: *_RANGERS ARE THE SUPERIOR CLASS. YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND._*
_(all the classes are good tho, no hate intended)_
in 4 and 5 wing divers are the gods of the sky and death
most of people like him always not a big fan of "Normal" "Boring" things like Ranger Class.
also SINGLE PLAYER MODE IS NOT A BAD THING!
Single player as fencer on Inferno or no balls.
i like to think it reboots because God is angry he lost so he resets the universe
The Director behind EDF 6 actually has said in interviews that they want to release 6 to Western Audiences faster then they have in the past because the Western market is actually bigger than in the East
Every video of yours I watch makes me feel like my brain is being blended up. I love it 👍
This is hands down the best video game review I've ever experienced. Thank you. Thank you.
As a Romanian myself, i can confirm that the portrayal is 100% accurate🇷🇴
When the gray aliens come out the NPCs actually do say "Wow, they don't look anything like we do!" it's fucking hilarious
Everyone in the EDF is secretly a frog
EDF has been the video games industry best kept secret. It's the most addictive game ever created
The idea of Sseth getting a sponsor was so absolutely out of the realm of possibility to me, that I initially believed he had decided to change the game he was reviewing after the first one minute of the video.
As someone who primarily plays fencer, I have precisely the opposite problem. I can't tell you how many times I've died because I just got too close to the angry bugs while playing as a class that does NOT want to be that close. Fencer's damage and health just gives me so much confidence that turns around and bites me in the ass whenever I play anyone else
My personal solution is to either dual wield the shotgun auto cannon or the HAIL
Most enemies die before they get to you thanks to the High Altitude Impact Launcher
Shotgun helps mop up whoever is left to get close
Ah end game fencer, flying around like a gundam shooting missiles.
I have a 40k hp fencer and i am STILL afraid of those golden ants in inferno.
Simply because i saw them melt a barga with 1.2million HP in SECONDS.
Right? I can't play as other classes anymore, because i keep forgetting that i can't just "later, bitches!" and instant transmission across half of the map whenever enemies get too close to me
@@pafoa6terencereybernardoch63s-s-s-seconds?!? S-seconds?!?!?!?! I fear many things and that just went to the top of my list
Can confirm that Main Campaign Inferno is a difficult and fun challenge whereas DLC Inferno is willingly subjecting yourself to getting stabbed repeatedly and spit on.
Ya, I peeked at some reviews for the dlcs and I decided I liked my balls where they are, thanks.
@@jjoshaugh It was so hard that you basically need to go beyond the armor cap to survive, but you have to finish more than half the DLC to even get to that point. There is also the different in armor needed being multiple times what the regular Inferno wanted.
offline rewards grinding for more HP
now online is a fixed puzzle unsolvable without 4 good players, because offline solo scales enevy damage and hp as if it's 4 people
@@tsartomato Far as I can tell:
For 1 or 4 players: 2.4x enemy damage and 2.64x enemy health.
For 2 or 3 players: 2.0x enemy damage and health.
My hype thought long put to rest for EDF returned following that single screenshot of EDF6 which has been blocked out of my head following severe PTSD and sandlot induced trauma. Thank you for covering this one. Truly, 1-1.
EDF6 coming Spring 2024 on Steam and PS5
Actually, I remember a Soldier saying over coms that they managed to shoot off the armor of one of those big armored aliens and they said "They don't look like humans at all".
man, non-social media addicted sseth is a workhorse
I have seen clips of this game off and on with critical a long time ago, thanks for finally giving it an in-depth review.
Another Seth vid of absolute insanity and I love it
Man, I really felt that line about being bad at Fencer due to brain rot from player Air Raider. I struggle to not player Air Raider most days as I need the soothing voice of my orbital satellite dommy mommy. There aren't many games that let you get through them with almost exclusively off map support up to and including nuclear weapons. I also enjoy hearing the fear in my friends voice as a red targeting marker covers their location and they scramble to escape.
Man I noticed that lady laughing hysterically when using the laser artillery weapons was so fun
As someone who likes to play both Air Raider and Fencer... Can confirm I need a minute or so to adjust to the funny boom and zoom power armor every time I have to leave behind my beloved air raids, and being unable to see utter carnage being inflicted on the enemies from a kilometer away while still somehow being hit by the flying gore from their dismembered limbs.
all i can hear now is BEEEEAAAM
When you play Fencer, you are a member of the Mobile Infantry of book fame. When you play Air Raider? It's CoD, but you have infinite kill streaks.
Your ally panicking when you accidentally tag them with the CAS beacon and DE-202 is about to unload on said friendly in a few seconds is hilarious as well.
"Now you know how strong Phobos is!" Also Fencer skating with a hammer and dexter is *chef's kiss*
"You have good taste, Air Raider..."
Fire the laser and the operator almost orgasms.
"BEAM!"
I would like start off by saying that I am a decent fencer with somewhat of a handle on the "riposte" mechanic.
Fencer is actually a lot faster than he lets on, and if done right can even outpace Wing Diver. This is all thanks to a secret technique: In 4.1 it was Dash-Cancelling with shields or a quirky weapon called the Javelin, while in 5 and probably also 6 it's the Long-Jump
A quick explanation. Both Dash-Cancelling and Long-Jumping require the ability to "cancel" the forward dash state. In 4.1, doing so would allow you to dash *immediately* after the conclusion of whatever action you cancelled the dash with. Among the possible ways to cancel a forward dash in 4.1, using a vertical jump boost was not one of them. This is important because that was changed in 5, and is the reason why Long-Jumping exists. The way it works is simple: The vertical jump boost preserves the momentum of a forward dash, therefore allowing you to jump further. And with items that increase your jump count, you can do like 5 successive Long-Jumps. And with a fraction of the arthritis caused by Dash-Cancelling in the previous title.
Why isn't Dash-Cancelling in 5? Because the cooldown for the next dash(granted no forward dash increasing support item is equipped) is tied to a separate timer in 5 as opposed to the animation like in 4.1.
Just try to remember when attempting the Long-Jump that getting hit by an enemy slows down your momentum
Tbh if I was a billionaire I’d give The EDF team all of my money just so they can make a new game
I only just realised now that the world of tanks video is gone, wargaming found out he kept the press account
This man’s knowledge doesn’t cease to amaze me. He presented a Diogenes chicken human prank on Plato as an edit 😂😂😂
Also how did he know about that indian politician? does he watch indian news? how?
@@indiankid8601 it was pretty much widespread globally
So proud of Sseth being able to contain his inner demons when they're at their strongest - the ad time.
I love you Sseth, your content is addicting it gives me reason to stay up late and do dumb things. Thanks you!
Guess what. EDF6 has just been announced for EN regions. out Spring next year.
Wow. Toastoffire really helping to churn these things out. Thanks bro.
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@@Toastoffire100 very good editing, I liked it alot!
Wdym? He got a full staff now?
@@Web720 He mentioned in B4stard Bonds that he has an editor.
@@Web720
Yes, he has hardworking sla- I mean _editors_ now and he somewhat has a schedule now.
Thank you merchant's guild for continuing your best efforts to make Sseth productive. God bless you all
holy shit its like fucking christmas up in here
sseth doing an EDF review? im glad i stayed up til 4am
Just got out of basic training and I see sseth uploaded after dropping off the face of the internet trend machine makes my day just that much better during this 12 hour bus ride.
12:45 That's one of my favorite Parts. "Alright this mysterious being just emerged from a biblically accurate angel that matches descriptions of the vessel of god, He's flying and has a Halo."
"Great, his ship's down, he's now a prisoner of war, go arrest him"
The part with japanese UI designer made me laugh so hard, so on point!
You know a game is gonna be epic when the plot synopsis goes like:
God's coming back, and He's _pissed._
I just found your channel via this video, this is why I’m still on CZcams. Thank you
Once again , he saves the day , God bless the merchants
They are all truly wonderful!
@Enclave Communications Officer bro we just killed god
as an edf 5 enjoyer, you have described my exact experience with the game word for word.
you madlad you actually did it you made an EDF vid you are awesome my friend.
Ranger has the power of reliability.
Wing Diver has the power of flight and lasers.
Fencer has the power of I AM IRON MAN.
Air Raider has the power of Lockheed Martin.
Sseth's power level rises with every new video, I'm scared. But also intensely excited for whatever mayhem he creates next
He has quick edits but I don't think his stuff is chaotic. I find it to be nuanced, sophisticated, and quite specific. The stuff he flashes on screen is never random.
@@chanty2192 what part of "God sent legions of ants and Kaiju to kill us" went over your head?
"Nostalgia is stored in the testicles."
-Bilbo Baggins
Sseth is on fire dropping vids on the reg now, loving it man.
Dude, your videos are so fucking good. Love you man, keep it up :D
"In elementary school, *for some reason,* they put a special needs kid in the same class as us."
"We thought that touching poop is how you catch AIDS."
Mystery solved.
I love the part where my character screams 'Oh we are the valiant infantry' from inside a mech suit as all of his comrades die around him. 10/10.
Love you szeth great content man
the japanese ux part, the best
I used to play EDF on PS3 with my son. We loved the heck out of this game.
With sponsors and a consistent schedule, this man will be unstoppable
damn pumping out so many videos blessed!
As an Indian, I would like to inform everyone that we still haven't been invaded by Giant Aliens and God.
Our scientists suggest that it may be because of Pollution and the fear of being discriminated.
We have recalled our programmers just in case to defend us with artillery strikes containing speakers blasting Tunak Tunak Tun.
Copper detected
Engage extraction!
I’m legitimately crying with laughter
*Listening to Sseth repeat the Air Raider lines verbatim makes me want a Sseth voice pack for Earth Defense Force 5.*
You know seth. I've been following your content for about 4 years now. My group of friends get drunk and or high and we watch your vids together. This was one of the best