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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
  • The finest Austro-Hungarian Matriarchy sim of the early 2000s.
    I assure you it doesn't run with any number of fixes on windows 10 or 7,
    but it does on XP.
    If you're still interested, you can get a copy here:
    www.gog.com/game/the_nations_...
    Enjoy.
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  • @C-OBrien
    @C-OBrien Před 2 lety +4149

    Picking Berries ✅ getting jacked ✅ government allocated wife ✅ capital punishment ✅ how did these devs gain access to my unreleased manifesto?

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim Před rokem +84

      don't forget gov. allocated homes. With the current housing market, that's utopia.

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 Před rokem +7

      That sounds suspiciously like a soviet menifesto. Your membership to the merchants guild has been preemptively revoked pending investigation.

    • @mrnigl1
      @mrnigl1 Před rokem

      Fat people get euthanized. Doesn’t look so good for you then

    • @jiaan100
      @jiaan100 Před rokem +194

      Three replies and they're all hidden, that's how you know you left a good comment

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Před rokem +25

      Every communist dream state

  • @asbestliebhaber
    @asbestliebhaber Před 3 lety +7453

    The two emotional states of man:
    -picking berries
    -wife

  • @TheGreenKnight500
    @TheGreenKnight500 Před 3 lety +10855

    Not going to lie, spending most of my time casually picking berries in the forest and going to the gym sounds like a pretty good life.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 3 lety +546

      Where do I sign up?

    • @tahategin6969
      @tahategin6969 Před 3 lety +1097

      And bang a hot amazonian dominatrix along the way

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 3 lety +206

      @@tahategin6969 I'm not into that kinda stuff, but you do you :)

    • @libertusprimus
      @libertusprimus Před 3 lety +672

      @@theblackbaron4119
      If thats not the hottest shit ever, get the fk out

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp Před 3 lety +73

      @@tahategin6969 Something tells me that is the other way around, but you can find pleasure in that too if that is your thing.

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI Před 3 lety +3897

    "They will often betray each other before they betray you"
    And this is why it took the Sith 6000 years to conquer the republic.

    • @nathanielcrosby2426
      @nathanielcrosby2426 Před 3 lety +91

      The Sith did nothing wrong

    • @KahavaveCAPIPI
      @KahavaveCAPIPI Před 3 lety +206

      @@nathanielcrosby2426 I mean, they did a lot of slavery and some planet destroying. They intentionally instigated wars for their own personal profit. They weren't much worse than the republic tended to be (generally speaking, I'm going more on 'neglect being not quite as bad as malicious action' here which is obviously somewhat of a personal call), but just because their primary competition was shit doesn't mean they didn't do a lot of things wrong.

    • @Shyguy5104
      @Shyguy5104 Před 3 lety +45

      @@KahavaveCAPIPI like again, they did nothing wrong. but this is a joke

    • @michielkudova3887
      @michielkudova3887 Před 3 lety +94

      and when they finally did it was done by a petulant man-child only satisfied by building superweapons and using them to try to scare people into submission.

    • @ctxclr4680
      @ctxclr4680 Před 3 lety +15

      @@KahavaveCAPIPI nothing wrong.

  • @nomesobrenome9027
    @nomesobrenome9027 Před 3 lety +1234

    1. Pick berry
    2. Look for wife
    Life good?

  • @Vesdus
    @Vesdus Před 3 lety +1882

    "Is it really child *labour* if we... don't pay?"
    LOL

    • @manyfails
      @manyfails Před 3 lety +25

      this one of the hardest he ever said

    • @Athidius
      @Athidius Před 3 lety +97

      Everyone knows childrens' hands are optimised for picking coal in the snow anyway. It's for a greater good.

    • @jacksons9546
      @jacksons9546 Před 3 lety +6

      Haven't even gotten to that point in the vid but I can hear it clearly with that pause

    • @ztac_dex
      @ztac_dex Před 3 lety +1

      Asian parents to their kids

    • @TheMohawkNinja
      @TheMohawkNinja Před 3 lety +2

      @@AnOrrangeShirt No, kids get paid in America, but it's typically under the table, which means TAX FREE!

  • @magnificentapplepie2713
    @magnificentapplepie2713 Před 3 lety +3216

    Playing this game as a kid, I would never understand why my entire village would always eventually turn to a giant prison. That's one childhood mystery that's finally solved

    • @DieBandWurm
      @DieBandWurm Před 3 lety +37

      yes same story here... big uff

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou Před 3 lety +196

      More needs, more ressources needed to satisfy those needs, the less ressources actually used to satisfy these needs, the more unhappy the citizens become, the more likely they are going to turn into criminals, the better need to enforce law. Repeat the cycle until you either fail or win the mission.

    • @coreymoore1295
      @coreymoore1295 Před 3 lety +83

      @@AAhmou just throw them all in jail and have them make tables and other furnishings that we put in our schools

    • @DavidLopez-en6el
      @DavidLopez-en6el Před 3 lety +12

      Oh god oh fuck

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Před 3 lety +9

      too bad this game doesnt allow some genocidal options

  • @TastyTacoN1nja
    @TastyTacoN1nja Před 3 lety +3998

    Flying merchants? Long beaks? Fixing world markets?
    Oh no, those Austrians tried it again!

  • @unclesam1756
    @unclesam1756 Před 3 lety +3660

    "Croissants or we riot." - French history explained

    • @HiberNAT
      @HiberNAT Před 3 lety +13

      Right to jail!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +7

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear tyrone

    • @deepfriedsalt567
      @deepfriedsalt567 Před 3 lety +51

      @@AxxLAfriku Who are you and why should we care?

    • @stevewondering6311
      @stevewondering6311 Před 3 lety +14

      marie trolls and answers just eat cake then

    • @mumdidntraisenofool
      @mumdidntraisenofool Před 3 lety +8

      Honhonhon oui oui baguette

  • @Assault_Butter_Knife
    @Assault_Butter_Knife Před 3 lety +4678

    This game truly demonstrates that there is some spiritual connection between Austrians and police states

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 Před 3 lety +183

      If both world wars were to teach us about anything..

    • @MegaBigBallZ
      @MegaBigBallZ Před 3 lety +111

      As an austrian, i aprove of this message!

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 3 lety +133

      @@MegaBigBallZ Except we don't have a police brutality problem. Just incompetent police arresting people in shark costumes, since they violated the disguise/ facemask law.

    • @harryh1146
      @harryh1146 Před 3 lety +165

      @@theblackbaron4119 haha yeah just the shark costume thing, that’s what Austria is known for when we talk about totalitarian police states

    • @snorkyy9333
      @snorkyy9333 Před 3 lety +96

      its in my DNA, you cant remove the painter/politician from the austrian genetics

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Před 3 lety +1081

    As soon as I saw the mostly peeled off Avril Lavigne sticker I knew that laptop was an artifact from a better age.

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 Před 3 lety +111

      Pre-2011, before the rise of the algorithms, streamers, and the internet only having half the population of today (exploding as smart phones sold)... I miss it too.

    • @BarokaiRein
      @BarokaiRein Před 3 lety +127

      @@234ne14 back when you were called a faggot if you said "Hey Sk8er Boi is actually pretty catchy" and the guy rightfully calling you that didn't lose his job as a result of online witch hunt.

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 Před 3 lety +16

      @@BarokaiRein They spammed that song everywhere to the point of annoyance back then; especially in Canada!
      For people who were too young to even be a zygote; glorious scuffed 480p: czcams.com/video/TIy3n2b7V9k/video.html

    • @user-yu3ge4iv8r
      @user-yu3ge4iv8r Před 2 lety +13

      @@BarokaiRein Oh, public service announcement: Twitter is an unironic cult
      Google it
      They are also literally just Tumblr, we just don't have the cultural context to mock them (no one who opposes them is actually funny)

    • @lubieplacki2772
      @lubieplacki2772 Před 2 lety +22

      @@user-yu3ge4iv8r Twatter just suffered the brunt of exodus from Tumblr

  • @icecold1805
    @icecold1805 Před 3 lety +1204

    I just wanna mention how you can notice his confidence has been building up throughout the years based solely on how more high-pitched and energic his "hey hey people, Sseth here" gets.

  • @Golemoid
    @Golemoid Před 3 lety +5894

    Can’t wait for the next episode of “Games only slavs and germans ever played”

    • @herscher1297
      @herscher1297 Před 3 lety +550

      Next "The Settlers"

    • @JhonnyTheCleric
      @JhonnyTheCleric Před 3 lety +377

      Cultures, stronghold, the Guild. My childhood 😁

    • @wsp233
      @wsp233 Před 3 lety +255

      Or Knights and Merchants

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 Před 3 lety +54

      @@wsp233 dude, yes!

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow Před 3 lety +76

      Like most stuff on Sseth's and Mandy's channel?

  • @TreyGamr58
    @TreyGamr58 Před 3 lety +1961

    “Hey hey people,
    Imagine living-“
    *video freezes*
    Guess I can’t

    • @badmanlol2139
      @badmanlol2139 Před 3 lety +3

      You left out the best part😵😵

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi Před 3 lety +33

      This comment was posted by the Necron gang.

    • @cyqry
      @cyqry Před 3 lety +22

      "Imagine living"
      No... no I don't think I will.

    • @griffingamer8624
      @griffingamer8624 Před 3 lety +7

      Hey hey people, Griffin here
      Have you ever thought to upgrade your internet? Or do you enjoy 244p cyber pornography?

    • @cyqry
      @cyqry Před 3 lety +7

      @@griffingamer8624 Damn, 244p is a luxury here. 120p is the standard.

  • @LoLAimAtMe
    @LoLAimAtMe Před 3 lety +588

    "Three evolutionary stages of civilization: The village, the city and the police state." Just like real life then.

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r Před 5 měsíci +3

      Ha ha, you identified the funny! Epic IQ moment

  • @cyberG2077
    @cyberG2077 Před 3 lety +437

    "Smoking meth is for the rich. We're not rich, we're middleclass."
    - Tzeentach, Sseth.

  • @victorkreig6089
    @victorkreig6089 Před 3 lety +696

    >Austrian game
    Cool this'll be interesting!
    >Half way in and everything is going great
    >Immediately after: Trade is completely monopolized by one group
    Oh no
    >it's the same group who controls child birth
    No no no
    >Also known as the flying merchants
    AND THERE IT IS!

    • @mooseolini1447
      @mooseolini1447 Před 3 lety +58

      Where's the lie?

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 Před 3 lety +91

      @@mooseolini1447 who said anything about a lie?

    • @GenesHand
      @GenesHand Před 3 lety +152

      Birds with long beaks, coincidence? I think not

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 Před 3 lety +60

      @@GenesHand wait do they wear hats too?

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn Před 3 lety +90

      The part about advanced cities requiring concentration camps was also a bit... Austrian.

  • @TheDoughboy1917
    @TheDoughboy1917 Před 3 lety +786

    "Government assigned girlfriend." Finally! Some sensible domestic policy!

    • @ToTheNines87368
      @ToTheNines87368 Před 3 lety +181

      Looking at the quality of everything else government does, I’m not sure I’d want an assigned girlfriend policy.

    • @TheDoughboy1917
      @TheDoughboy1917 Před 3 lety +146

      @@ToTheNines87368 You know what, fair enough

    • @poika22
      @poika22 Před 3 lety +71

      @@ToTheNines87368 beggars can't be choosers

    • @minigunuser25
      @minigunuser25 Před 3 lety +70

      @@ToTheNines87368 Just join the military for better funded government mandated girlfriends

    • @sicor94
      @sicor94 Před 3 lety +46

      @@minigunuser25 Service guarantees waifus!

  • @Heiteinah
    @Heiteinah Před 3 lety +263

    "Filler episode"
    Does it look like I care? Just give me anything, crumbs even!

    • @fgrcdefeatkiller7724
      @fgrcdefeatkiller7724 Před 3 lety +13

      I'll take peanuts! I'll take the shells!

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 Před 3 lety +15

      C'mon Sseth, I just need a quick hit man!
      *I NEED IT!*

    • @roy-cyber
      @roy-cyber Před 3 lety +5

      Sitting through all 163 episodes of Bleach filler like

  • @mauser98kar
    @mauser98kar Před 3 lety +71

    2:30 - "that's no dump truck, that's an international cargo freighter"
    So that's who steered that ship. You paid schmuck.

  • @Leinja
    @Leinja Před 3 lety +1701

    "Misery is an essential component of stability."
    Damn, that cut deep.

  • @jna1417
    @jna1417 Před 3 lety +1343

    "Numbers are for confusing the taxpayers"
    As someone who is majoring in mathematics, I agree

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 3 lety +29

      [Laughs in tax code law]

    • @MegaTroubleII
      @MegaTroubleII Před 3 lety

      What's 9 + 10

    • @aalldldakekjs8981
      @aalldldakekjs8981 Před 3 lety +2

      Explain why 1+1 is 0

    • @karmabeast
      @karmabeast Před 3 lety +16

      @@aalldldakekjs8981 cause ur carry digit display is broken m8

    • @Poctyk
      @Poctyk Před 3 lety +33

      Implying math majors even see numbers.
      Numbers are for mortals.

  • @VanguardJester
    @VanguardJester Před 3 lety +239

    "because when we can't afford to build homes, we CAN afford to build prisons"
    oof

  • @megakillerx
    @megakillerx Před 10 měsíci +46

    2:00 Barbie(2023)

  • @tomtheconqerur
    @tomtheconqerur Před 3 lety +620

    "Smoking meth is for the rich. we're not rich, we're middle class." - Sseth's friend.

    • @melancholyman369
      @melancholyman369 Před 3 lety +10

      no truer words were spoken

    • @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp
      @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp Před 3 lety +5

      *Crack
      Meth is usually pretty affordable for it's duration

    • @sertu1462
      @sertu1462 Před 3 lety +39

      @@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp with a bit of dedication, both methhead and crackhead are achieveable career options, regardless of your financial and social background.

    • @violenceisfun
      @violenceisfun Před 3 lety +6

      Meth opens your mind and makes you stronger so if you don't become rich after your first sesh maybe you never could

    • @mumdidntraisenofool
      @mumdidntraisenofool Před 3 lety +4

      @@violenceisfun tweaker

  • @slowbrofist
    @slowbrofist Před 3 lety +2367

    "Ironically, the fastest they work, the fastest I'm going to fire them."
    Yeah that's academic fields in a nutshell actually.
    Edit: I don't recommend opening replies, I'm not touching that, have a good one.

    • @VindicAlpha
      @VindicAlpha Před 3 lety +137

      Don't forget "publish or die".

    • @MoreEvilThanYahweh
      @MoreEvilThanYahweh Před 3 lety +119

      @Niek Vels "evil cynical right-wingers"
      Says the guy who doesn't truly mind the terrible system on a macro level so long as he gets paid.

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul Před 3 lety +84

      @@MoreEvilThanYahweh ah yes, lack of nuance-the main trait of all western political discussions. You disagree with someone and it MUST be because you are right and good and they are from the people who are everything wrong in the world. I agree with the guy, diversity hires are bullshit, there should be no reserved places in any field except maybe for impoverished people. But impoverished means "literally have to ration their money" not "instead of spending all day tweeting and drinking two starbuck they spend all day tweeting and drinking one starbuck", because I've seen for myself the people who profit from this kind of shit and they're exactly that. Actually in general people need to be taught nowadays that you can be a piece of shit even if you suffered, systemically or not, and people dislike you for that, not an arbitrary physical difference.

    • @cegesh1459
      @cegesh1459 Před 3 lety +24

      @@MoreEvilThanYahweh All right wingers are evil.

    • @MoreEvilThanYahweh
      @MoreEvilThanYahweh Před 3 lety +45

      @@chukyuniqul I also agreed with him on most points, but he was the one who lacked nuance and displayed a sort of cognitive dissonance when unironically bringing out the word "evil".

  • @Batchall_Accepted
    @Batchall_Accepted Před 2 lety +931

    "Imagine a dystopia where you go to the gym all day and eat fresh berries while everyone gawks at your body"
    Tell me more about this Utopia.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Před 2 lety +11

      Yes

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 Před rokem +65

      As a gay man I would accept being a second class citizen to all women if it means every man has the body of a Greek God

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 Před rokem +1

      @Shinidoshi bruh the meme comp each year end is always something

    • @angelicseras552
      @angelicseras552 Před rokem

      @@ImortalZeus13 kinda gay ngl

    • @bravadocadoyt3124
      @bravadocadoyt3124 Před rokem +3

      @DigitalZ I'm not gay and I agree.

  • @devvy-8279
    @devvy-8279 Před 3 lety +48

    I think one of my favourite moments in this game was playing as amazons, about 25-30 of my men were stuck outside this narrow corridor that was blocked by a pimmon wall so they just stood there flexing at it
    I checked back later and a section of the wall was missing so I don't know what happened there.

    • @mythacat1
      @mythacat1 Před rokem +17

      You know when a shirt is too tight and you flex? Probably that is what happened.

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 Před 8 měsíci

      They flexed the wall into submission

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H Před 3 lety +720

    Sseth: Now let's talk about race.
    Me: As is tradition.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 Před 3 lety +13

      to this very day i remember ir fondly of that chimpmania vid he made several years back. that shit is in my top 30 funniest internet things ever.

    • @thedrain9328
      @thedrain9328 Před 3 lety +10

      posting the drive link to the vid since it's no longer on youtube drive.google.com /file/d/1kBNTMeZkWmfY2ttKdHLh_g0XC4lPSZPk/view?usp=sharing
      remove the space

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 Před 3 lety +5059

    Companies who hire temp workers: "Ironically, the faster they work, the faster I'm going to fire them."

    • @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062
      @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 Před 3 lety +242

      I see it every year with the czech and polish lads here. :(

    • @blackout295
      @blackout295 Před 3 lety +7

      Oof

    • @ERRandDEL
      @ERRandDEL Před 3 lety +134

      @Big Teldon So the company doesn't have to hire you on and pay for insurance.

    • @Shyguy5104
      @Shyguy5104 Před 3 lety +63

      @Big Teldon to not get paid

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy Před 3 lety +29

      @dou jin you ever notice ,everywhere really, america especially hasnt changed since the 1910s-20s with workers rights aside from the inflation inducing minimum wage raise

  • @SD78
    @SD78 Před 3 lety +23

    5:08 Congo mercenaries!
    "Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun. With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done..."

    • @KairoStark
      @KairoStark Před 2 lety +4

      Sir you are not allowed to be this based

    • @lovecraftfan2793
      @lovecraftfan2793 Před měsícem

      the deal was made in Denmark, on a dark and stormy day, so they sailed out to Biafra to join the bloody fray
      Also... Strength, muscles and jungle work!

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Před 2 lety +74

    This is the first time I can actually say "Holy shit, this is such an obscure game of my childhood, I never thought I'd see someone make a video about it!"
    Seriously though, I got this game from the Cuxhaven(Haha, the haven of cucks) library through my free school library card back then and it was amazing. The face he made when hovering over the exit button scared the shit out of me as a kid.

  • @iJimbable
    @iJimbable Před 3 lety +1640

    In Russia this game was called “lost world”, and blue dudes were called Elfs for some reason.

    • @Limonnyy
      @Limonnyy Před 3 lety +125

      1С, видимо, заручилось помощью Фаргуса

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 Před 3 lety +22

      У меня до сих пор диск лежит.

    • @StSlidding
      @StSlidding Před 3 lety +27

      По ТВ сериал шел "Затерянный мир" в то время, про приключенческие приключения. Может к нему пытались привязать релиз. Ничего общего с сериалом в игре конечно не было.

    • @itsfine5818
      @itsfine5818 Před 3 lety +160

      Holy shit, this comment chain looks like you can summon Ivan and Vladimir just by mentioning Russia.

    • @SneezingBear
      @SneezingBear Před 3 lety +34

      @@itsfine5818 IVAN IS HERE. PRIVET, COMRADE.
      Пишу в эпичном треде

  • @jimmybcl
    @jimmybcl Před 3 lety +1397

    What a blessed day

  • @TheMaztercom
    @TheMaztercom Před 3 lety +115

    2:45
    'you cant control your citizens directly, you can only influence them in the RIGHT direction'
    Mussolini: Ok buddy

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 Před 2 lety +5

      "amateurs "
      " HEY! WHAT WAS THAT BUDDY?"
      North Korea: " AMATEURS!!!"

  • @Israphel776
    @Israphel776 Před 3 lety +15

    "Imagine living"
    Stop there. Already too much.

  • @baronvonbeandip
    @baronvonbeandip Před 3 lety +1276

    "Let's talk about race."
    On any other channel, this would be danger.

  • @DieuDeMort
    @DieuDeMort Před 3 lety +400

    “I know I’ve been slow, but it should get faster”
    *He lied as naturally as he breathed*

    • @xavierfaust9417
      @xavierfaust9417 Před 3 lety +5

      Oh no

    • @lc1279
      @lc1279 Před 3 lety +5

      DADDY! DADDY! DO!

    • @MoffatLee
      @MoffatLee Před 3 lety +10

      @Niek Vels What sort of delusional reality do you live in? Boris isn't going around pretending covid doesn't exist, maybe where you're from but not in this timeline.

    • @JkaaraKoDi
      @JkaaraKoDi Před 3 lety +1

      @@MoffatLee "So I suspect every person who can tell a syringe from a lifesupport machine has been drafted to work day and night by now." That's a very subtle philosophical distinction. Like it's only one shot between life and death.

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Před 3 lety

      I watch at 0.75 speed

  • @youngthinker1
    @youngthinker1 Před 8 měsíci +14

    I cannot believe the Barbie movie stole their plot from this game.

  • @prestonalston276
    @prestonalston276 Před 3 lety +29

    You know what? I could see this man doing a Battle Brothers review. The amount of random, in-depth development and content is impressive. To hear Sseths take on the low fantasy, unforgiving world would be... immaculate

  • @axelmartinez5713
    @axelmartinez5713 Před 3 lety +648

    "Child Labor, is it really labor if we dont pay?"
    No, I think not

    • @redband788
      @redband788 Před 3 lety +19

      No, it's just run-of-the-mill slavery.

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 Před 3 lety +48

      You're "paying in experience"

    • @afl2138
      @afl2138 Před 3 lety +5

      @@redband788 but is it slavery if one want to be slave?

    • @redband788
      @redband788 Před 3 lety +18

      @@afl2138 Allegedly, children don't have the maturity to take decisions like that. Allegedly.

    • @mllhild
      @mllhild Před 3 lety +5

      its just hands on education with frequent excursions to see their parents at work.

  • @Nomicro4u
    @Nomicro4u Před 3 lety +6170

    I for one welcome our new Bugman Police State.

  • @cireeeeeX
    @cireeeeeX Před 10 měsíci +16

    Wow they made a Barbie movie video game!

  • @CloneCommando525
    @CloneCommando525 Před 3 lety +35

    Saw Spellforce at the start, immediately had nostalgia on the days me and my brother used to play it for hours and hours. Still think it is one of the best games ever.

  • @apacheko6992
    @apacheko6992 Před 3 lety +632

    I knew Seth would come with a valentines gift.

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 Před 3 lety +3058

    Of course animals wouldn't attack a chad, nor would chads have feelings since he's such a chad he gets the women to do the feeling for him.

    • @FulgurInteritum
      @FulgurInteritum Před 3 lety +407

      he got it all wrong. the men arent oppressed, they are just so Chad they dont need to do anything but work and and pick berry.

    • @deadman4222
      @deadman4222 Před 3 lety +220

      @@FulgurInteritum and look for women, seems to me they got it all figured out.

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 Před 3 lety +276

      deadman Yeah, work out, pick berry, fuck Amazon. Life is good

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 Před 3 lety +162

      I mean the women do all the work and the guys just fuck around and they seem to not care so I think the ladies got conned

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 Před 3 lety +26

      how do i aquire this skill?

  • @SmN20
    @SmN20 Před rokem +10

    The warfare in this game seems more based off of renassiance Italy. The Condottieri or Captains who would be hired by various duchies to go to war, bringing their own armies with them.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped Před 3 lety +7

    5:37 That African guy wearing a very mismatched tuxedo jacket and a schuetzen hat while giving the camera a death stare is legit extremely interesting as a visual.

  • @NotSimo
    @NotSimo Před 3 lety +6193

    He comes back, the shekels boy comes back!

  • @crevhulk
    @crevhulk Před 3 lety +1519

    The flying merchants control all of the gold in the world? hmm interesting tell us more about that austria.

    • @chadmeistercock6049
      @chadmeistercock6049 Před 3 lety +183

      @Niek Vels why? Heard they had some great ideas.

    • @calvinosaurus4514
      @calvinosaurus4514 Před 3 lety +43

      Die Störche sind unser Unglück!

    • @isaac3140
      @isaac3140 Před 3 lety +40

      @@chadmeistercock6049 But I heard the creator of those ideas killed himself when he learned how bad those ideas were

    • @janbo8331
      @janbo8331 Před 3 lety +54

      @@isaac3140 No. At the end he got the best idea of his life and made it true.

    • @isaac3140
      @isaac3140 Před 3 lety +22

      @@janbo8331 For like 12 years until his system collapsed from its own weight due to mismanagement, with his ideology being stamped to the dirt

  • @Vargas3499
    @Vargas3499 Před 3 lety +25

    “Drip sseth isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
    Drip sseth:

  • @youtubbs392
    @youtubbs392 Před 3 lety +174

    bro you need to review a warhammer game; you literally have "tzeentach" in your username. it was fated to happen since the creation of your channel, seth.

    • @empty5013
      @empty5013 Před 3 lety +130

      he's reviewed several of them on his second channel, mandaloregaming

    • @youtubbs392
      @youtubbs392 Před 3 lety +21

      @@empty5013 epic

    • @23tovarm5
      @23tovarm5 Před 3 lety +3

      @@empty5013 wait what, that’s his channel too?!

    • @GiganticTumor
      @GiganticTumor Před 3 lety +35

      @@23tovarm5 For those new to the channel, the joke exists because the two sound similar. Supposedly. Honestly I've never really felt they sounded alike.

    • @5xg378
      @5xg378 Před 3 lety +31

      @@GiganticTumor The joke is becasue there was a time they uploaded almost at the same time.

  • @enziiv5295
    @enziiv5295 Před 3 lety +751

    "smoking meth is for rich we are not rich we are middle class" - Good friend

  • @PresidentFunnyValentine
    @PresidentFunnyValentine Před 3 lety +786

    "Do I recommend it? Yes. Should you buy it? No."
    Well, a pirate's life for me.

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck Před 3 lety +85

      It's probably because it simply won't run even if you snatch it.

    • @randomanon8781
      @randomanon8781 Před 3 lety

      got link? still cant find it

    • @5xg378
      @5xg378 Před 3 lety +5

      @@DuckieMcduck i wonder if the attention Sseth brought to it will motivate someone to make it work on modern day software.
      EDIT: It Actually works in modern rigs, keep scrolling down till you see cockman official, he explains in his comment how to install the gog release in order for it to work.
      Keep in mind tho, its has issues. This issues can be fixable or impossible to fix depending on your rig apparently. In my case they were unfixable.
      I recommend sailing the high seas to make sure you can fix the issues on your rig before doing a bad purchase.

    • @Ash-fm6ym
      @Ash-fm6ym Před 3 lety

      @@5xg378 can't fucking find his comment

    • @5xg378
      @5xg378 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Ash-fm6ym Keep looking and go leave him a like, But here it is "About the "won't run on windows 10" thing:
      When you install the game on win 10 it will launch normally - the intro, title screen, all this stuff works
      But when you start a new game or load a save file it's just gonna show a black screen or an endless ocean.
      Worry not however, there is a solution:
      The problem lies in GOG's default install path. For some reason, the game will only work when you install it in a folder on your local drive.
      So instead of installing it in the default path you should set the installation path to, for example:
      C:\(Folder name)
      The game should work normally once you install it this way.
      I set my installation path to C:\GoGGames and it works perfectly." Credits to our boy cockman.

  • @Tricolossus
    @Tricolossus Před 3 lety +4

    7:45 "Men don't even have an emotional tracker" I swear someone told me that before

  • @perbersojorge
    @perbersojorge Před 3 lety

    man your videos always makes my day

  • @rubyeyed756
    @rubyeyed756 Před 3 lety +367

    "Every family requires multiple luxury goods, each day, or they have a mental breakdown" can be observed during a lockdown irl.

    • @barney10240
      @barney10240 Před 3 lety +4

      @john smith Taiwan used minimal lockdown was still okey, but Japanese is a mess

    • @boguslav9502
      @boguslav9502 Před 3 lety +2

      @john smith and belarus.

    • @OmnifyMyAss
      @OmnifyMyAss Před 3 lety +23

      @@boguslav9502 well, in Ukraine they called it 'lockdown' but the only ones who have suffered were small business and common citizens who lost their jobs. Big businesses have paid their bribes and profitted, while government is busy stealing our tax money

    • @yaci7945
      @yaci7945 Před 3 lety +13

      @john smith what are you smoking buddy, Sweden was hit much harder than their neighbor.

    • @boguslav9502
      @boguslav9502 Před 3 lety +9

      @@OmnifyMyAss samenin poland, the exact same thing is happening. Meanwhile poles are being exported to the west as cheap labor, ukranians are basically ferried through the country to the west as well. While our sick and eldwrly die of a lack of medical care which is then concluded as covid deaths.
      Surprising we have such similar stories. Almost sounds like the west abusing the stste of affairs to purchase more of the market.

  • @Borti_Ovi
    @Borti_Ovi Před 3 lety +483

    There is no such thing as a “Filler” episode when it comes to the Series of SsethTzeentach!!

    • @tojiroh
      @tojiroh Před 3 lety +1

      Filler? I barely even knew 'er

  • @burningsinner1132
    @burningsinner1132 Před 2 lety +14

    Seth said that things should get faster.
    And he went from montly releases to annual releases, lol.

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck Před 2 lety

      to be fair the man legit puts hundreds of hours into a game before doing the reviews which also end up longer.

  • @PixelRookieOfficial
    @PixelRookieOfficial Před 3 lety

    Excellent video as always. I patiently await for when the next review comes.

  • @catnipnapkin3329
    @catnipnapkin3329 Před 3 lety +289

    "Live, get ripped and die."
    ~Grandmaster Sseth

  • @Val-_33
    @Val-_33 Před 3 lety +1635

    "Government assigned gf" communists: write that down.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb Před 3 lety +69

      @@Gogglesofkrome huh where was this ever a thing?

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma Před 3 lety +134

      Look, look, we just need to try it again. We just haven't done communism right yet.

    • @OniGanon
      @OniGanon Před 3 lety +173

      Seize the means of reproduction.

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman Před 3 lety +40

      Japan in 2025.

    • @liberatusblair
      @liberatusblair Před 3 lety +19

      @@superchroma we could try to mix communism with democracy.
      Vital parts of economy are detached and become property of the state.
      (roads, electricity, water, phone-service, internet) while goods are still influenced by supply and demand so it becomes a free market + social market.

  • @Derpderpnik
    @Derpderpnik Před 3 lety +9

    Those visuals are legitimately beautiful. Some of the best pre-rendered sprites I've ever seen. How did they manage this!?

  • @VRAlgamer
    @VRAlgamer Před 3 lety +1

    I've been waiting a while for this one.

  • @prjct_eon
    @prjct_eon Před 3 lety +226

    "Live, get ripped, and die."
    Words to remember.

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow Před 3 lety

      Capitalism in a nutshell
      Actually communism too

    • @attilasedon9593
      @attilasedon9593 Před 3 lety +19

      @@SpecShadow In a capitalism you get ripped in a gym, in a communism you get ripped in a mine.

    • @robertstan9733
      @robertstan9733 Před 3 lety +7

      @@attilasedon9593 as someone who's family were miners in a former soviet sattelite state, this is true.

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 Před 3 lety +1

      @@attilasedon9593 so... get ripped and respect through honest day work. You mean communism actually had possitive sides? But how can that be?!!!

    • @517342
      @517342 Před 3 lety

      @@attilasedon9593 I distinctly remember it being another political movement that wanted their citizens to be physically strong from a young age but I can't remember the name of it...

  • @cryohellinc
    @cryohellinc Před 3 lety +325

    "This game was published in Austria"
    Shows Austria upside down. What a legend👍

  • @Tunn3kazInk
    @Tunn3kazInk Před 3 lety

    A personal thanks for doing a review on a game that defined so much of that summer back in 2003

  • @Latias4Ever
    @Latias4Ever Před 3 lety +1

    I've been expecting this video since the teaser in the Pharaoh review, and I'm so glad it's here. I actually didn't know it doesn't run on Windows 10, but honestly I'm not surprised, I've never been able to get it to run in the past several years. I had hope the GOG version did, but apparently not, RIP.
    Still, thank you for showing everyone this amazing game. I remember never wanting to get to the City technological stage because I was never able to fulfil the citizens' requirements, but I still loved it.

  • @TobiasRD
    @TobiasRD Před 3 lety +4878

    "Misery is an essential component of stability." - SsethTzeentach, Chairman of the Korean Workers' Party, 2021.

    • @donatter1042
      @donatter1042 Před 3 lety +187

      You forgot the “democratic” part of the name

    • @user-ny1jn1uu7y
      @user-ny1jn1uu7y Před 3 lety +76

      Stealth is a vital part of Metal Gear Online for all players

    • @TheAmubis
      @TheAmubis Před 3 lety +56

      Chairman of the Korean Liberal Democratic Party.

    • @tomitiustritus6672
      @tomitiustritus6672 Před 3 lety +107

      It's not even a joke...
      Take our very Germany. You may know the story well, but i'll tell it for the international people here anyways:
      West Germany used East Germany to outsource the super cheap labour. Nylons, Ikea etc. All produced in East Germany, by happy workers who may not have been "free range", but they "owned" their own cages. At least that's what the Farmers didn't get tired to tell the Chicken inside the cages. 17 million Workers working for an absolute minimum or less, who can't even quit their jobs and search for a better one and are scared shitless to speak up. An employers paradise! And you only had to pay their Pimp (Socialist-party) a little. And the best part, there was not only a wall between the Consumers and all the misery, but you could even show that misery to the Consumers on TV and act all morally outraged about what "they" do over there to their people.
      This however was sabotaged, when the cage owning Chicken had a little revolution and removed the Farmers and the wall and wanted to join the Consumers. Big Problem. You need the misery, but you can't make it too obvious that you need it, unless you want the Consumers to do the same to you as the Chickens in the East did to their Farmers.
      Thats when they had the idea that solved it. "Agenda 2010" A wide reform of the unemployment systems and the job market. Designed to lower unemployment benefits until it hurts and further instill sanctions to penalize unemployed workers for not working in super shitty jobs that they are overqualified for and don't pay more than their unemployment benefits would. And opening the job market for "Temporary Work".
      Temprary Work, that means you may have been working as a certified Bookseller at Germany's biggest Bookshop Chain (cough... Hugendubel...cough), but they just fired everyone a few years ago, and contracted a company that "rents" them the workers they need for a dime a dozen. The ingenius part is, the people who found work at the Workers-for-Rent-Company to escape a penalizing unemployment system are the same fucking people who were fired before! Including you! Now you are working, not as a certified Bookseller, but for another company that rents you out to the same place, to do the same job, as a "temporary worker", for the pay of an untrained worker. And since you are only borroughed, you can be disposed off at any time they want. Don't get uppity. Don't complain or unionize, or you're gone. Of course there is a carrot. You can work hard enough to be asked to hire for good at your host company! So suck it up and you may get your old job back... you may... i swear... after some time maybe... scout honor.
      So what is the result of all that shittery? 17 million Workers working for an absolute minimum or less, who can't even quit their jobs and search for a better one and are scared shitless to speak up. An employers Paradise! And you only have to pay their Pimp(Temporary Work Company) a little.
      Because "Misery is (...)" indeed "(...) an essential component of stabillity".

    • @TobiasRD
      @TobiasRD Před 3 lety +40

      @@tomitiustritus6672 Dude. I don't disagree with you at all, man, but that's a hell of a tangent to go on over such a silly one-off joke.
      Splendidly done, comrade!

  • @shawnconway6009
    @shawnconway6009 Před 3 lety +145

    "That's no dump truck, that's an international cargo freighter."

  • @ZeMalta
    @ZeMalta Před 2 lety +5

    Incredible how this game is weird but almost analytic as the way Sseth puts it. But it's crazy how the channel, that almost seemed so niche, is reaching 1 million subs.

  • @filozof8124
    @filozof8124 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Ryan Gosling

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Před 3 lety +137

    man has 2 modes
    -get food
    -get laid

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 Před 3 lety +10

      With the evolution of man. v2 we have finally progressed societally and technologically enough to reach new heights and open up a 3rd mode
      -Pain

    • @khandovarbalest1369
      @khandovarbalest1369 Před 3 lety +5

      -get fit

    • @tomhammer802
      @tomhammer802 Před 3 lety

      Sounds like Sseth. Depends on if the gril was human or machine. That ending seemed equivocal to me.

  • @LifeOutward
    @LifeOutward Před 3 lety +198

    "Misery is an essential component of stability" -Nietzsche

    • @returnofbeaux
      @returnofbeaux Před 3 lety +2

      I hate that guy.

    • @Flapalot
      @Flapalot Před 3 lety +2

      @@returnofbeaux Name a single philosopher with a more depressing worldview lol

    • @janbo8331
      @janbo8331 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Flapalot Schopenhauer: "The reason the sudden announcement of a great piece of good fortune can easily prove fatal is that happiness and unhappiness is no more than a ratio between what we demand and what we receive, so that we are not sensible of the goods we posses or are quite certain of possessing as such; because all enjoyment is really only negative, only has the effect of removing a pain, while pain or evil, on the other hand, is the actual positive element and is felt directly."

  • @daredl807
    @daredl807 Před 3 lety +11

    Damn, it took me but a second to recognize the game Sseth had open on his laptop at first, Spellforce. Again confirming that he's got an exceptional taste in videogames that nobody ever played. Sure hope he reviews or mentions that one again, the game is very underrated and deserves recognition because it is fairly unique even though it can become a slog and it's one of those games where it is possible to completely fuck up a character and make it almost unplayable by making your every choice the wrong one.

  • @firelink182
    @firelink182 Před 3 lety +295

    I am extremely drunk right now, but through my drunken haze I still want to express my thanks for making the most entertaining reviews on youtube. Thank You Sseth, I will forever hold you in high esteem, even as I refuse to join the merchant's guild, since I am paid minimum wage and don't even get full hours

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 Před 3 lety +29

      He and Mandalore makes me happy in this really difficult time... In fact they're really the few things worth watching because the internet turned insane.

    • @user-cz3yk5qf7m
      @user-cz3yk5qf7m Před 3 lety +5

      I only watch sseth and mandalore when drunk.

    • @tojiroh
      @tojiroh Před 3 lety +17

      "He and Mandalore..." As if they weren't one and the same.

    • @speggeri90
      @speggeri90 Před 3 lety +1

      Did you sober up?

  • @ricardoguanipa8275
    @ricardoguanipa8275 Před 3 lety +351

    "The Village, The City and the Police State"
    Sounds like the title of a book by Julius Evola

  • @blackironseamus1017
    @blackironseamus1017 Před 3 lety +6

    My sister gave me this game as a gift when I was younger and I loved it. I lost the disk a few years later and I tried my damnedest to find another copy, thanks GoG

  • @user-vn1di4oq4w
    @user-vn1di4oq4w Před rokem

    Love your content man.

  • @pharaoh3018
    @pharaoh3018 Před 3 lety +225

    My man really just used his computer to cook an egg.

    • @Arbiter099
      @Arbiter099 Před 3 lety +19

      Proof of work is a concept he studied to keep up his daytrader sham. Here, he demonstrates by showing the results of the tiny overworked elves inside the computer shoveling coal for their master's benefit: an egg

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Arbiter099 Whenever you overclock an elf child dies...

  • @fishperson5390
    @fishperson5390 Před 3 lety +212

    "It's slow but it should get faster" Seeth every two years, when he uploads

  • @Ash-fm6ym
    @Ash-fm6ym Před 3 lety

    I love you so much Sseth never change

  • @xenolithic9691
    @xenolithic9691 Před rokem +6

    "Misery is an essential component of stability." My mans spitting straight facts

  • @jabur7
    @jabur7 Před 3 lety +295

    "This knight offers you his service. Do you wish to hire him?"
    *shows a woman*
    Hmmmmm

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 Před 3 lety +449

    As an Austrian man I can confirm that we are secretly bug men, that all go to sleep at 6 pm.

  • @ab-vv7tn
    @ab-vv7tn Před 3 lety +6

    Judging from the Congo footage, I’d say Sseth is a tasteful MajorSamm viewer

  • @princeimrahil6557
    @princeimrahil6557 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Can't believe this man predicted the Barbie Movie

  • @MaitreMechant
    @MaitreMechant Před 3 lety +722

    "Every family requires multiple luxury goods, each day, or they have a mental breakdown"
    So you basically create a nation of instagram influencers

    • @Johnnyupside
      @Johnnyupside Před rokem +6

      So that's why he need a police state to keep everything from falling apart

  • @nosoapradio1665
    @nosoapradio1665 Před 3 lety +134

    The long beaked storks be like "Hello fellow Pimons"

  • @jaghatai_bulut
    @jaghatai_bulut Před 3 lety +21

    "Hey, hey people." = True happiness

  • @lordfatcock
    @lordfatcock Před 10 měsíci +3

    head empty
    no thoughts
    no feelings
    Pick berries
    work out
    Good life.

  • @smrenshaw
    @smrenshaw Před 3 lety +101

    Sorry babe, no time for romance. Sseth just dropped a new vid and I have to watch it on repeat for 24 hours to appease the merchants guild.

  • @BogusDesignerPL
    @BogusDesignerPL Před 3 lety +258

    It's my first time I hear "Hey hey people" while being subscribed, but fear not, I binged the whole channel in like two days. Fucking quality.

    • @Tortue-et-Fitness
      @Tortue-et-Fitness Před 3 lety +36

      Your *first binge

    • @BogusDesignerPL
      @BogusDesignerPL Před 3 lety +14

      @@Tortue-et-Fitness I should address it. My third binge, mainly because of Dwarf Fortress and Pharaoh/ Cesar series.

    • @oscardelafuente8649
      @oscardelafuente8649 Před 3 lety +11

      When you watch the morrowind video for the seventh time you suddenly start seeing things

    • @gabbycross32
      @gabbycross32 Před 3 lety +3

      You should check his website for even spicier content.

    • @neetpride5919
      @neetpride5919 Před 3 lety +5

      You really should try rewatching this guy's content. You'll catch another joke each time.

  • @HackionSTx
    @HackionSTx Před 2 lety +3

    6:04 The Merchant's Guild is ever present.

  • @nikolasrhine3252
    @nikolasrhine3252 Před 3 lety +3

    That SpellForce screen at about 1:04! I hope Sseth or Mandalore cover that series.

  • @IamNCortex
    @IamNCortex Před 3 lety +255

    SsethTzeentach is a direct result of marrying a gamer gf confirmed

    • @nathanielcrosby2426
      @nathanielcrosby2426 Před 3 lety +56

      Shit, I need a tomboy gamer gf pronto.

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 Před 3 lety +5

      wait, how do we know he has a gaymer gf

    • @ninja3212
      @ninja3212 Před 3 lety +47

      @@klutz3955 He mentioned in his review for Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines that his mom has played the game more times than he has.

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ninja3212 my bad i cant think that that his father's perspective lul

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 Před 3 lety +1

      @@klutz3955 Maybe he get's the body pillows from his father's side; not to mention the feet fetish...Hmm I wonder if that's where Sseth's high pain tolerance and favouritism to masochist gameplay comes from?

  • @anotherguttersnipe2
    @anotherguttersnipe2 Před 3 lety +764

    I'm just amazed at how long the beaks of those storks are.
    Truly, they are our greatest ally.

    • @Cross31415
      @Cross31415 Před 3 lety +107

      They can reach into the piggy bank and take your savings without violence.

  • @TheRoCastLive
    @TheRoCastLive Před 3 lety +2

    If that little teaser means the next video is gonna be on frostpunk, I'm gonna be so happy

  • @RinrinFran
    @RinrinFran Před 3 lety

    Thank you for giving me another game to play in these trying times.

  • @kotzpenner
    @kotzpenner Před 3 lety +102

    The Amazon men look exactly like the Chad meme, including haircut