Total Annihilation Kingdoms Review | Shared Suffering™
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- čas přidán 9. 04. 2020
- In my darkest dreams I still hear them.
Squawking. Cacawing. Shrieking.
If you're feeling masochistic or just curious
of how far the path of progress has taken us,
you can grab a copy off GOG.com:
af.gog.com/game/total_annihil...
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The more Sseth shows his surroundings the more convinced I become that he lives in some kind of crack den
Worse, he lives in europe
@@connormartin3375 Even worse, he lives in London
@@Destroyer2150 I thought he lived in Denmark?
the most sophysticated Zyme lab
It's Portugal
Ssseth:
"Essential PC Hardware: $5 and a screwdriver
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Hentai for the Merchants Guild $13,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my PC is dying."
Spend less on hentai
you dont need the house a trash bin will do the trick
Try fasting
@@kyrilokozel7870 You always need, more hentai
You could cut on food and utilities and pump more into the hentai fund.
"But hey, it's uh, my fleeting memory-and one day this video will be the only evidence I have, that I ever had these memories."
That got a lot deeper than I expected, Sseth.
Right? Shit got a little heavier than I expected there at the end.
Extremely relatable, though. The work I submit to clients is the only evidence that I was ever possible to do said work.
Totally agree on that. Centuries from now, this tiny fraction of Seth life will still be here as a legacy for future generations. I do wonder if people in 2100 will look at us in the 2000, like we look at people in the 1900. I also wonder how Humanity will look like in 2100
anyone here in the "every male in my family develops dementia around their 60s and im likely next" gang
I mean he make dementia joke so often.
This is the third video in which Sseth has hinted at his fear of dementia. Sending positive energy.
out of curiosity do you remember the first 2
@@RustoKomuska I know you meant it earnestly, but given it's about dementia, it really tickled me pink.
Toughts and prayers 🙏
We should all be doing für best to defekt dementia
Sending negative energy in order to keep the balance.
I can't believe the Merchant's Guild created a global pandemic just to force Sseth to make more videos.
It didn't work
Man first the black plague and now china flu
Nothing is beyond the reach of the Guild.
they started the Iraq war and created ISIS. this is is a small stepping stone for them.✡🛫🏭🏭
crossbones116 it was worth it
Yall remember When sseth used 1000 dollars to comission artists to make god hand hentai and still has this kind of setup.
@@wills8656
It's a joke dood...
You got aspergers or something?
@@RussianBot-xu7wl an unfunny joke
@@alexben5074
Okay.
Russian Bot #38765215 it’s ok they will never understand, they have autism
but he did it for us tho
"Hey bro are you getting on Discord?"
"Sure just let me hot wire my PC to boot it up"
Wait so how are they talking
phone
morse code
@@LackedBetterName PAROTS
Yo let me get an old telephone and some electrical cord so we can voice chat after I make a mic
6:20 that moment where his voice reveals emotion for even a moment made me feel genuine fear
Imagine talking directly to him
It explains how stressful this game is, even sseth is breaking his character because of this game
like long lived love
I'm still reeling from
"And I'm *sorry* . But they're
*Very.*
*LOUD* ."
The concept of sseth being a real person and not just a collective hallucination that I share with strangers on the internet fills me with existential dread
"Just like all women she can grow a second pair of legs and swim underwater" those were the days.
I don't get it
@@demiroxss What the actual fuck lol
@@demiroxss your explanation made me even more confused
coupla virgins here
SEVEN VAJONYAS
Sseth’s 10 seconds of dropping the voice and having an existential crisis at 8:35 scares me
It’s like the time my dad told me with tears in his eyes that grandpa wasn’t coming to visit anymore
Press "P" to pray for Sseth.
that was too real sseth... too real
I guess quarantine does things to a man
I guess Sseth family has a history of dementia and he is affraid one day he is gonna go full joe biden
@@Noperare could be Alzheimer
Absolutely loving the Jerma green screen effects really adds to the production value.
Y E S !
Who tf is Jerma?
Is he that one streamer who fucking died on stream?
@@despacitodaniel801 yea
@@Jakethemich 😂😂🤙
Qq
Sseth, I can't focus on the review knowing that gpu heat sink is choking on dust.
Holy shit, didn't notice that the first time. His next hotwire might result in a hotfire.
The dust is there to choke the gpu and make it possible to run a win98 game with it
So what if it likes getting choked?!
@@jackreid2664 Choke me, CPdaddyUwu
I think this the first time I've ever heard seth sound actually angry about something
"They're loud" jesus, parrots broke our boy
I know, and when he was talking about pathfinding he sounded genuinely pissed.
@@flashgordonsthemesong2838 and then at the end he sounded almost depressed
It's a little worrisome in all honesty
He got mad for the exact same reason in might and magic 9 from the waves and birds, they were totally unaffected by the audio menu.
So avians are the weak point of Sseth? I bet he hates KFC as well. Than again, those are rather peaceful, silent chickens?
@@TheCrusaderBin The only good chicken is a fried chicken.
About 1 second in, right when he said "Sseth here..."
The logo on his shoulder is Mandaloregaming's icon.
*X-Files theme Intensifies*
Also at the end you can see Mandalore logo too. Sseth i's going senile and leaving evidence
@@Viedrelis It also could be evidence that his body is slowly adapting to his intense drugs use, and thus his alter ego is getting harder to suppress.
@@ShinigamiSamaH people always thought Sseth was the Hyde to Mandalore's Jekkyl, but little did we know it was backwards
@@lunaticscribbles6016 can you explain this joke?im a brainlet
@@HowToKillAliens it's been a meme for years that sseth and lord mandalore(another videogame reviewer) are actually the same person, with themselves joking about it and referencing each other
"And his special ability, like all ederly people when their time has come, is to disappear"
"Winning doesn't feel any different from losing."
Cool i can escape from real life depression into ingame depression.
10/10
How does Sseth live somewhere new everytime he shows us his surroundings
He is CIA that's why he pushes the antisemitic agenda on every video.
@@Plusimurfriend how can a part of prosemitic government try to push antisemitism?
@@kanabis134 >what are false flags
@@rabbiherschellieberman-ber3039 oh, I dig it now, thx for inside-explication, mister Shlomo Shekelstein sir!
Because his people keep getting booted out of every country on the planet.
Sseth is a true artist, living the bohemian lifestyle whilst he makes masterpieces in shitposting videogame reviews.
@098765 Craper poor artist's lifestyle
@098765 Craper Roughly, it's a combination of being unorthodox, expressive and not giving much of a shit what the society around thinks. Ideally while drunk on absinthe.
@098765 Craper basicly living in the dupster and making weird shit with the needles and the cardboard you found inside. And somehow successfuly making sick stuff out of that
You live in pisek
a performance artist
8:10 He's right. The Culling of Stratholme is mission 6 in WC3.
That mission tho...
A hard mission, both in terms of gameplay and in the feels.
A pity newcomers will have to suffer doing Deforged nowadays.
@@michaelandreipalon359 not if they download the installer for a pre-reforged version
How'd that work?
Me: "My PC won't turn on unless you push the power button a certain way."
Seth: "Screwdriver make board go WEEEEEEEE!"
Mine you need to press the restart button a while after the power button
i have to jerk mine off a bit before it goes
Had the same problem usually you can just connect the cables from the restart button to the the power pins so you now turn it on with the restart button.
Back home I start mine by touching wire contacts. It's like hi-jacking a car.
I am a bit sad that people can't figure out how to fix some basic electrical wiring...
The ever-growing rate of random Jerma green screens is elevating this platform
Crossover episode when
fuck jerma
@@funstorm1789 I'm sure a lot of people would like that
@@funstorm1789 limp wrist
nailwind Byproduct of Jerma "leaving" CZcams is notoriety. It's quite possibly the best "stocks of influence" play I've seen since covid-19 decimating the NYSE.
"I have no case and I must scream" is a great name for a PC. I rate your setup 10/10.
I have no case and I must bluescreen
Sounds like a PC alright...
I think hes referring to the game "I have no mouth and i must scream."
@@IchiJewSan I know, I know, that part's obvious. A little harder to glean is the double-entendre of both PC as a computer and PC as a progressive twat, which also has no case and must scream.
Now look what you've gone and made me do, I went and explained the punchline.
PeterDivine
Oh I totally missed that double entendre like a bum! LOL thanks for explaining that to me
The ending felt a lot sadder than it had any right to be. His mention about memory loss and about us staying safe was both in a tone that almost sounded like he was 'bout to cry.
Stay healthy, Sseth.
Sseth is being one of the 20 people that ever knew this game existed.
I am the 22th
Loved this game as a kid, i had a deep connection with this video
This shit was my jam!
I only wish i knew waaaay earlier about the expac.
Also 1 of the things i always love to do is when i play Zhon or Taros and make units that can convert other units to your side, and capture builders from other sides a la C&C, and start building thier buildings and units.
Also use long range units and building to slowly destroy the enemy.
I picked this up at a thrift store when I was like 8 for like 2 bucks lol great find though for sure
Hey hey, Sseth.
People here.
4 minutes too late, imagine what I could have done with all those likes.
Sseth sseth, people
Hey here.
@@____-ju6mx People People Hey
Here Sseth
damn, 12 minutes late
@@lykthewarlock
here here, hey
people Sseth.
Strangely intimate ending - Your content does not dissapoint.
"It's the reason why our world is so dysfunctional, because we too have been ruled by the same timeless sorcerers for all eternity."
*cries in Russian*
Jewish Oligarchs lol
@@tactknightgaming2066 The best place to hide something is in plain sight, after all.
Ra Ra Rasputin.
@@mirceazaharia2094 true
oh how this aged.
Between this game review and the Lords of Magic review I'm convinced Sseth has a grudge against women associated with water.
What could have sparked this?
Did this experience prompt his change of preference to the company of feminine-looking men?
It is a mystery.
Clearly it's a sad story involving a mermaid that broke his fragile young heart.
some bitch in a pond chucked a sword at him and bisected his left big toe.
@@ComicalConqueror ... A gold sword or a silver one
Maybe a waterbender dumped him or something...
He clearly has mixed feelings. I think he fell for a fish woman in his early years and had his heart broken. His attraction burns bright but he suppresses it out of fear of history repeating itself.
Here is one tidbit Seth forgot to mention. The old man is actually the third child, he is younger than both mega Chad and Flying woman. Kirenna is the youngest and yet, old man got a hell hole as inheritance and she got the richest area were the ports were constructed.
Old guy was a coomer
Kirenna gave Thirsha and mega Chad good fish cooch for her inheritance. Prove me wrong.
Zorro9129 true. I coomed before and can confirm it drains your essential humors quite speedily. Leaving you gaunt and Faustian. Would not recommend.
"Winning doesn't feel any different than losing." Stop narrating my inner life, Sseth.
I WOULD SO vote for Dread Lich Sanders. “Necromancy you can believe in”
He raises the dead AND the living standards of the working class.
Hell yeah
Bernie: Broke
CyberBernie: Woke
Dread Lich Bernie: Bespoke
I am once again asking you to leave ny phylactery alone.
I am once again asking for your soul gems
That last line was unusually deep. I like it when you dramatize nostalgia, and your decaying process
i miss my childhood so much ,that line got me sad af
"All four of them are siblings, and as such, they must kill each other"
*monarchical European politics intensify*
As a mf w brothers, it is the law of the land that everything must be determined through combat.
Yeah, WW1 was a quarrell between cousins
Yeah, WW1 was a quarrell between cousins
The ottomans were worse... Look up "a procession of little coffins."
Yet another dark underside of an unbridled harem...
Kate Neonne TRIAL BY COMBAT
Seth is starting to sound like he's been alone with his thoughts for a bit too long. 8:35.
Honestly I am glad he left that in the video. It's honestly nice to see the man not making a joke being sincere in today's climate I think is really important.
@@NightLordfan too true!
@@MrBlahblah3012 I would love to see a crossover video review with him and Mandlore. Be even better if they streamed some wierd games.
@@NightLordfan Where do we sign a petition to have this happen?
leukemia will do that to you
Loved this game as a kid, the cutscenes & in game manual had so much backstory/effort put into them. The single player campaign had more diverse missions than you find on the usual RTS of the day
Chronicles of Darien in the manual was awesome
For someone usually as mired in irony and humor as Sseth, that sincere statement and change of tone at the end hit like a load of bricks.
My life is a series of unimportant events between sseth videos
The glimmers of sincerity at the end would be heartwarming from anyone else, but for some reason from Sseth it makes me nervous. Like the calming words of affection you say to your dog right before you put them down.
Oh god, we're all gonna die.
@@ismjason He did say in the last video that he was supposed to be moving because of where he lived being an absolute shithole.
@@proudnhello1294 That's London for ya
@@proudnhello1294 And then Quarantine kicked in
He has asymptomatic coronavirus
Oven dodging? Jesus Christ that got me. I'm crying.
"Winning doesn't feel any different from losing." Ooof, sounds like the chatterlings who 'raised' me.
"Regardless of your answers, this video will continue."
*Screams*
1:46 Finally, the Jerma Sseth crossover I've been waiting for.
The most nostalgic moment was when you clicked on the dragon in the main menu and it puffed smoke. I felt that. This was one of the first games I ever played/owned. I still have my pc silver discount copy. Thanks for this!
That got surprisingly deep at the end, we love ya Sseth don’t let quarantine get you feeling down!
This game was my first RTS, my older cousins gave me it as a gift. I now realise it was not a gift.
"I've tried. I tried to recreate it, to spark it anew in my memory but it is gone. A hollow, dead thing. For years I clung to the memory of it, then to memory of the memory, and then nothing"
Yup, he's Irenicus. He streams to find his lair under atkathla.
And now I hunger only for revenge. And... I... WILL... HAVE IT!!!
That's a god-tier reference, Sir. Have my upvote.
@@red_cosplay To end...Like THIS?!
@@llyrrake2923 *yeeted by demons*
"But hey, it's my fleeting memories and one day this video will be the only evidence I have that I ever had the memories to begin with"
hey sseth, I know its odd but for some reason your tone was different there, is everything alright? I had a very sudden mood change when you mention it. I hope you're doing fine :)
stage 6 is without description
This reminds me of a time when I was actually happy.
When I see Sseth's sorrounding, I might actually convinced he's a Congolese.
its the People's Commonwealth of Denmark
The idea that this is his actual setup is probably the most believable thing Seth has ever said. That would explain him reviewing all of these older games... it's all his rig can run. God speed, you wonderful crackfiend!
His rig can run an emulated God Hand at 60fps, so it can't be that shit
Bruh, his rig is pretty good and it can actually run everything decently.
A case is oddly optional but does in fact exist for a reason. I seen people making cardboard cases just to avoid spending money for a metal box with holes in it. A massive fire hazard but it works. Building a computer without a case is oddly common.
Dwarf Fortress needs hella processing power or was he memeing during that his review of the game and I'm retarded
New games are trash and generally not interesting. The only interesting games that's come out recently are Boneworks and Half-Life Alyx. Everything else is a remaster, re-release, or reskin of something that's been done before.
Again Sseth manages to find an obscure rts from my childhood that nobody I have ever met has played. It warms my heart.
Oven dodging-
God damn it I'm in a library and holding back laughing tears
"I have no case and I must scream" is my favourite PC build aesthetic.
that was such a good reference
The amount of hentai Seths pc has to process that it would even turn on let alone work well enough for him to make video game review shit posts is a testament to mankind.
First time I've heard the term "Oven Dodging"
My best friend is a Jew, and I'm an Italian-American.
Needless to say, I will be putting this phrase in my arsenal next time he and I get into a shit talking match. Thanks Sseth!
On the greatest can achieve such mutual understanding: czcams.com/video/bAJSoehFdz8/video.html
Jesus Christ I just found this channel and Im in love with the channel, presenter and content. Keep up the great content my dude you earned my sub and subs of the many people ill recommended this channel too. I havent laught my ass of at youtube content in a long time.
It's great
Run while you can
@@gabriel.robinson04 no...no let him worship Seth.....join the *cult*
The moment you complained about parrots being very loud, my IRL parrot in the other room started laughing.
At least the games realistic in that sense
Fucking lol
Love how Sseth's "Take Care if yourselves" felt genuine and heart-warming in this vid❤
A Jagged Alliance 2 review will be extremely welcomed.
"Handsome giga-chad" is my new favourite compliment
“He can cast the ultimate spell: rock, to which there is no defense”
How about paper?
Can't Stop The Rock
@Obadiah Guyman What about Spock?
Then we would have made our tools out of paper.
"Winning and losing feel the same, and the odds are always stacked against you"
Real life in a nutshell
Oh god how i thirst for him to look at Tzar: the burden of the crown
oh god please no
And some Konung shit too.
"Explain the mechanics before filling a mass grave..."
*Still discovering crap constantly 11 years into the Tactics Ogre Remake*
7:37 Clogging up the enemy base with wave after wave of units, also known as the Zapp Brannigan method.
Throw enough bodies at the enemy and they will eventual run out of ammo - some Russian general
@@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 that's by general Cyka Rush B.
@@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 as spoken by some german general while conscripting cripples and children...
The Emperor commands!
Zap Brannigan: You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.
Carpet fliers are like the basic Indian driver: everywhere and furiously trying to fill up any empty space whilst screaming in curry noises.
Every time I hear that last bit about his fleeting memories, my concern and existential dread grows.
Sweet mother of mercy...I can't believe you reviewed this gem, loved it.
I still have the CD I borrowed from a dude in school and never gave it back because...well, I simply don't know where he lives nowadays :^)
We appreciate the lengths you go through to bring us your degeneracy. Glad to see Astolfo still lives
this is not astolfo
i mean what
i have absolutely no idea what this character is
and i am not gay
That's Felix you goddamn non degenerate.
For real though who's astolfo?
@@Dorumin Astolfo is the trap from Fate. Felix is the trap from Re:Zero
@@Dorumin the guy who turned a lot of people gay against their will
This is the most I've seen of Sseth showing human emotions.
Since 5:56 it's an emotional roller coaster going through anger, frustration, calm, disappointment, nostalgia and finally sadness.
8:34
...Ow.
Loved this game when I was a child. Thanks for putting it on the spotlight again.
Heyhey people, me here, and I'm maintaining my belief that this is the best channel on youtube.
It really is at least one of the best video game "review" channels for sure.
Me: Sees multiple references to MandaloreGaming and everyone saying he’s Sseth
Trinity: “What’s he doing?”
Morpheus: “He’s beginning to believe.”
Wut
The 6th month of getting people believe Sseth is Mandalore. The signal will come soon.....
Sseth is a Malkavian, he's two people at the same time.
Wait This isn't MandaloreGaming channel ?
@@Ur1z13l Matrix
As someone who loved Total Annihilation and this was the first game I got after getting my own computer I was understandably devestated. I remember playing through the campaign and having the most jaded feeling of doubt about what actually constitutes fun. It was like having the dollar store version of your favorite meal.
Play Age Of Mythology
Yeah nobody would ever play this game for "fun". The campaign missions always felt like being handed an atlatl and being told to fight a Metal Gear, or being told to smush an anthill, but with a very specific boot.
One mission that was actually fun though; controlling a lone assassin with invisibility powers and OHKO throwing daggers that has to sneak into a town to kill some targets and escape to a certain direction. For an RTS, it did great replicating a regular 3D adventure game level so it stuck out. Also I fucked around nearly blowing my cover destroying some buildings and walls by throwing daggers at them because I found out I could do that.
This is actually one of my favorite games when I was a kid. Never knew there was an expansion pack now I need to play it again.
you can buy it very cheaply at gog
I was just remembering this game the other day! And here you are, making a video about it. Bless!
8:45 - gotta be a challenge to film a review both on and off meds at the same time.
But I'm sure if anyone can do it, it's gotta be the person who turns his computer on with a screwdriver
0h
Didn't know a certain knight who fricked an elf futa would show here
"we have Total Annihilation at home" -sseth apparently
It's more like
Sseth: "I want Total Annihilation."
Sseth's Father, General Butt Naked: "We have Total Annihilation at home."
Total Annihilation at home:
Sseth it seems like your living conditions is taking a toll on you to say the least, and I want to say that I really appreciate the things you make and you deserve better. I hope you take care, and if that means less or even no videos, I don't care, do what you think is best for yourself and good luck in whatever that is.
Just wanna say I love the fast paced and well timed edits on the background footage.
"Oven dodging"
Well thank Yahveh for that.
He did promise to Abram that he will make his offspring prospers. He really is true to his word.
*ahem* SYNAGOGUE of SATAN
“I remember when my eyes were more innocent, and my brain still undeveloped. Arguably not much has changed.” -Sseth 2020
I can say the same thing... ;-;
"dread lich bernie sanders"
I loved this game so much and have the same found memories! I remember downloading additional units via mods and having a blast!!! Thank you for reviewing this game and bringing back the warm memories and frustrations.
This quarantine has been blessed by my favourite african warlord
This was a very meaningful and emotional experience, Mr. SsethTzeentach, especially towards the end. I wish you the best.
You have great talent for writing. Your videos are truly amazing. Cheers!
You're so true about the childhood/adult RTS game strategy part.
So true that when I was a wee-lad 10-13, I actually had tears (of the epicness/majesty) , when I had the Golden Dragon and poked around the enemy's base, which finally lured out the enemy AI's Dark Dragon and we started fighting like Ying Yang. To this day, I don't understand why I found it actually tear-droppingly beautiful to happen.
Finally, after all these years, I finally find someone who also played this game
Hell, i even found my old original CD for it. Looked through the old disc collection in a drawer next to me, and there it was :) Man, that game sucked. I remember i was completely stoked about playing another game from Cavedog, only to discover that it was so very boring. TA put them on the map and TA:K took em right off it.
I, on the other hand, really liked this game, the narrative in the campaign and the Story was really interesting to me at that time, even though it was absurdy hard at times, and required you to undertake certain Action in a very specific way, but i still remember it fondly, as a Part of my childhood
@@MrLancar Lol, I remember buying it and finding inside the CD files a video showing the devs inside the Cavedog HQ where they show a 1/1 statue of Taros. Can't find the video anywhere. If you can find it and post on CZcams would be great
@@RafaelBrum Well. since i got nothing better to do I just turned the CD inside out, and only found in-game video stuff, no cavedog devs or statue. I couldn't get into the .cab files tho, so maybe its part of the installed stuff?
I really liked this game when I was a kid. I've played it recently but found it unbalanced (trebuchet lol). On the other hands, I really like the perspective and the map editor was easy to use
2:05 is that the guy that beat Dark Souls on stream?
No, it's the guy who died to pinwheel on stream
you bet it is! I've heard that he can eat shoes too...
he is truly a man with many gifs
WAIT! Is that the guy who flew to Vegas in a balloon???
@@henriqueww5175 btw, is it pronounced gifs or gifs?
@@decliche1286 gifs, but some people pronounce it as gifs
Unearthing a portion of my childhood, thank you Sseth
8:34 Damn Sseth you got real for a moment there.
8:46 Sseth is Mandalore, confirmed.
Can you explain the mandalore joke pls?im a brainlet
How to kill aliens they sorta sound similar and make gaming content so the joke is that Sseth is mandalore when mandalore isn’t taking his meds or he’s mr. Hyde to mandalore’s Dr Jekyll
You never see Both of them in the same room
@@HowToKillAliens mandalore gaming is a popular gaming channel similar to Sseth's
@@shaunenwright7872 plus they nearly always upload back to back.
For channels that post once a month that's kinda sus (they talk with each ither to coordinate that shit)
2:05 The greatest anime crossover of all time
jermaWalk
4:07
This part always cracks me up.
Me: Sees happy merchant man about to review my favourite RTS of all time.
Merchant: "... the spinoff."
Me: 110 it is.
Saw this game on GOG and i thought i need some gameplay, glad Seth already made a review on it.
i had forgotten about this but now i remember playing as that old wizard
Ahh yes disregard of safety my favorite type of disregard.
Right after Disregard for Consent
0:56 I'm very impressed you could find this obscure af Hebrew box cover!