Kiryu is so badass he can literally stand in front of any building and with a case full of cash he just yells at it so hard the building itself submits to his chad energy
@ERA CASTE Well I mean after the events of 0, sure he's kind of known for like over 10 years as people in the story usually go "Wait is that the Dragon of Dojima" but yeah i said it wrong bc Kiryu wasn't known as that in 0.
ive always wondered what the process of buying a property looks like seems pretty ez to me stand there with a bagagge full of cash and scream at the building
The banks in Japan are more of a rich folk convenience, the fees for everything make it almost impossible for any lower class people to use them without losing crazy amounts. So for the most part Japan is all about the cash.
GoodGuy Guan not going to lie but out of all the the stuff in japan that could put u off trying to go there to live the banks probably the main reason sound like hell
@@mateoreyes6921 That would be terrible. I really hope they don't do it. Sega's business is focused on Japan and Xbox sells basically nothing over there :P
Legit comment. The times I went to Japan, most of the payments were expected to be in cash. They are not truly fond of Credit cards, unless its some big chain or a tourist spot.
It's not. I mean, what you said is true especially in business situations but the game is just playing on how economically crazy japan was during this time. The original line is pretty much saying "how do you like these money" if you understand japanese. The joke has not much emphasis on the "in cash" part, which, I tell you, they could've *milked* if they wanted to.
imagine going to the pachinko place just like you usually do and then some yakuza-looking guy opens a suit case in front of the building shouting something about an offer
my favorite part of the Yakuza games is how you can walk around with the equivalent of 78 million dollars in your pocket and everything is stilll priced normally
Or how at the end of the game, Nishiki and Kiryu are supposed to go to a top dollar steak restaurant and Kiryus like "uhh im broke" but he has like a billion yen in his pocket
@@redacted94 in my mind, what happened canon-wise is that both Kiryu and Majima became rich enough to actually buy the Tojo and Omi respectively snd the rest is a turf war against one another haha
I love the fact that he didn't offer the money to any person, just to the building itself. Kiryu is so powerful the building is the one who submits and allows itself to be purchased by Kiryu
The owner of the building sitting inside wondering why this former Yakuza is yelling at his building but he submits and leaves instantly knowing he doesn't own the place now
Imagine you're just filing your taxes and you hear some muffled yakuza yells from outside and you're just like "Well, I guess I don't own this building anymore.".
More people should strive to perform mundane actions as awesome as Kiryu does. Than man can throw money at a building so hard that it becomes his, clearly he’s doing something right.
I never noticed while playing, but there's like a millisecond where you can see Kiryu closing the cash briefcase and stuffing it away at 0:10. . So yes, the transaction was complete in less than 20 secondsm
Imagine the people just walking and you see a buffed yakuza-like guy with a handsome hairstyle just opening a breifcase full of money towards a building
I shall not fabricate any falsehoods, the gentleman known as Kazuma Kiryu made an offer to purchase my wares using physical currency in the form of paper bills in a suitcase.
I don't think Konami bought Pachinko parlor properties, they made the machines inside it, not owning the land in it (Not to mention I'm sure there are a lot of Pachinko devs that became their competitors). Still, if there's one thing that Kiryu and Konami have in common.... Welp, they're Yakuzas. Also buying out Konami's properties do not solve the problem, Sega have their own issues and missteps that even made the fans facepalm, so that's a case of 'out of the frying pan, into the fire'.
I have ever been able tk enjoy anime, like at all, but god damn it I’m in love with this series, I’m so glad they ported it to pc I’m almost done with kiwami 2, I love how they have so incredibly cheesy sub stories but the main storyline is so serious and dramatic
Bad dragon: we're going to charge about 3 times our competitors prices for fantasy sex toys because we're a meme brand at this point and we can get away with it Thirsty furries: 0:04
Guys, he isn't buying the property from the person via negotiations, he is purchasing the property by talking to the property itself. The employees do not consent, but the property did, so by Japanese legal transfer laws, it's ok.
Kiryu is so badass he can literally stand in front of any building and with a case full of cash he just yells at it so hard the building itself submits to his chad energy
His Chad energy is too strong. So strong that his brutal fight maneuver wouldn't even kill enemies.
The building is even shaking
So the building itself is an owner?
@@ziqqerlad Of course it wouldn't, Kazama Kiryu had never killed a man in his life
@@khemically6124 Yes, my friend. He wouldn't hurt a fly
I just imagine all of the owners look outside and see Kiryu just standing there and then there just like
"Well I guess he owns us now"
And the fact that he's known for decades as The Dragon of Dojima.
"Ok lets leave then"
@ERA CASTE Yeah but depending on players, it can be that he's acquired the title by the time he buys the last properties.
@ERA CASTE Well I mean after the events of 0, sure he's kind of known for like over 10 years as people in the story usually go "Wait is that the Dragon of Dojima" but yeah i said it wrong bc Kiryu wasn't known as that in 0.
"Time to sell a Slave afterwards"
ive always wondered what the process of buying a property looks like
seems pretty ez to me stand there with a bagagge full of cash and scream at the building
That building is a whore sell out.
it's not like that. lot's of paperwork, taxes and back and forth
@@bassbusterx it was an obvious joke
@@cry9297 yes, some people may come here because they don't know however. Trust me, some people are really naive when it comes to doing business
@@bassbusterx ok yeah, but "scream at a building with a case of money" is obviously ironic
Ngl he did offer in cash
You can't refuse that
The banks in Japan are more of a rich folk convenience, the fees for everything make it almost impossible for any lower class people to use them without losing crazy amounts. So for the most part Japan is all about the cash.
How much yen?
GoodGuy Guan not going to lie but out of all the the stuff in japan that could put u off trying to go there to live the banks probably the main reason sound like hell
@@loogiballoogi8638 yes
This is how I imagine the Microsoft - Bethesda negotiations went like.
Ikr
If they buy Sega, We can use this video.
@@hayleyhays5999 I really hope they do it someday
@@mateoreyes6921 That would be terrible. I really hope they don't do it. Sega's business is focused on Japan and Xbox sells basically nothing over there :P
@@hayleyhays5999 they kinda did. Yakuza series is on xbox and PC now too after being Playstation exclusive for years
I’ll buy the money.
you have just described the concept of investment
IN CASH!
I see a man of culture
Dunkey video right?
@@cly7894 better...in USD
Kiryu just straight up performed a heat move on a store entrance.
"Sir, this is a mcdonald's, your total is only 950¥"
“No, you don’t understand? I want the whole McDonald’s, so that I won’t even have to pay for my meal!”
"sir you can't possibly be serious"
“I am serious! Why would i scream at the local McDonalds with a briefcase full of cash, instead of going in, eat, and head out?!”
"Sir, can you not-"
@@notherenorthere65 "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!"
As a Japanese, This is how we buy companies in Japan.
Ah yes. Business Etiquette 101
thx for the tips
So shall we skip the businesscards and just go straight to the COLD HARD CASH??
you arent
Your next line is "r/woooosh"
With real physic money on the street with everyone see it ? In France 99% are in bank transfer.
"Uh boss, there's some random guy outside our store flashing a briefcase full of money."
“Yeah, what about it?”
Boy I aint your boss anymore.
*Points outside* he is
“Let him in”
*takes off uniform*
“He’s the boss now”
For those who don't know, Japan is very cash oriented society so the "in cash" is very significant factor
Legit comment. The times I went to Japan, most of the payments were expected to be in cash. They are not truly fond of Credit cards, unless its some big chain or a tourist spot.
Also, this game is set during the Japanese economic bubble period of the 80s, and tons of the moneys were just everywhere
It's not. I mean, what you said is true especially in business situations but the game is just playing on how economically crazy japan was during this time. The original line is pretty much saying "how do you like these money" if you understand japanese. The joke has not much emphasis on the "in cash" part, which, I tell you, they could've *milked* if they wanted to.
Hell, paying in cash immediately is significant anywhere.
@@manuelmateo3392 lmao someone has to say it.
imagine going to the pachinko place just like you usually do and then some yakuza-looking guy opens a suit case in front of the building shouting something about an offer
and in cash, too
with a noticeable bruise to boot
And then you see a Oil Painting of him appear on the wall saying "Owner Operator"
That moment when you make an offer in cash
your 500th like!
@@Kiralucy holy shit
@@Kiralucy no way dude
An offer you cant refuse.
my favorite part of the Yakuza games is how you can walk around with the equivalent of 78 million dollars in your pocket and everything is stilll priced normally
Or how at the end of the game, Nishiki and Kiryu are supposed to go to a top dollar steak restaurant and Kiryus like "uhh im broke" but he has like a billion yen in his pocket
@@pancakes8816 i had like 21 billion yen in my pockets when he said that loll
I am pretty sure I was rich enough with 9 trillion to buy all of Karumucho including the Tojo and Omi…hahaha
@@redacted94 in my mind, what happened canon-wise is that both Kiryu and Majima became rich enough to actually buy the Tojo and Omi respectively snd the rest is a turf war against one another haha
IRS bilek
Kiryu's own "I'll take this potato chip... AND EAT IT!"
You should see him answer a phone
@@themaxterz0169 I'm a big fan of how he opens a door.
Building:”I’ll accept your offer”
so, the building didn't accept the offer? From what did it exclude the offer from?
@@prawnchips9461 sorry I don’t know how to spell XD
You should have spelled it "I'll accept your offer"
"IN CASH!"
Whether answering the phone or opening a case, everything Kiryu does is awesome.
Offer
I give:
-Money
I receive:
-Money machine
When the sales are booming.
I love the fact that he didn't offer the money to any person, just to the building itself. Kiryu is so powerful the building is the one who submits and allows itself to be purchased by Kiryu
I try to remember that the Yakuza series was played by actual Yakuza members in which they enjoyed playing and praised it for its realism.
"How tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? Well I'll have you know I made an offer today"
"So?"
*"IN CASH"*
"U-Uh right this way."
Spongebob reference? Nice!
This should be his tekken intro
Or victory pose
The owner of the building sitting inside wondering why this former Yakuza is yelling at his building but he submits and leaves instantly knowing he doesn't own the place now
Imagine you're just filing your taxes and you hear some muffled yakuza yells from outside and you're just like "Well, I guess I don't own this building anymore.".
everyone: do paperwork and shiet
Kiryu: shouts at a building
Gotta try this
Next time if I want to buy a company, I'll stand in front of it's headquarters, take and a briefcase full of cash, then shout at the building.
This and the animation when you pick up the phone in the telephone club are amazing.
moshi moshi
I fucking love how extra this game is with everything
More people should strive to perform mundane actions as awesome as Kiryu does. Than man can throw money at a building so hard that it becomes his, clearly he’s doing something right.
Everyone has the same comment and I'm scared
Ngl this comment is different than the rest
When's the part 2 fairy fencer playthrough going to be uploaded
Join us brother
Ngl he did offer in cash
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 Holy shit I forgot i posted that
Every scene in this game can be transcribed in the "I'll take a potato chip" style
I'll take a property....and BUY IT!
*opens briefcase*
Everyone : "Ngl he did offer in cash"
Me : "did he just yelled at a building? Yakuza are epic"
And remember: *_the actual Yakuza likes the game on it’s accuracy_*
Too late. Someone's already commenting like you said (me).
Try again.
@@irfannoreplys6312 cry then. See if anyone cares
@@enkidoodoo Cry for what? A joke? It's just you that're getting over it.
@@miguelle4756
a better iteration: *real Yakuza complimented the accuracy of this game*
Meanwhile, Kratos:
*”I OWE YOU NOTHING!”*
*”I OFFER NOTHING.”*
*”YOU, will tell him NOTHING.”*
The building understands that Kiryu could've eaten that money but chose to give it to them instead.
I like to think he’s actually talking to the building and not the actual owner😂.
I mean it does look that way in the game
Ive never watched an episode of jojo but I feel like this is how they do everything
He didn't pose enough for this to be jojo
9/10
Not enough ゴゴゴゴゴ
0:03 Me when buying groceries
The funny part is Kiryu coming in front of the building and yelling at as if there is someone. I would laugh if ı was there
ПЛАТНО
...
У МЕНЯ ЕСТЬ ДЕНЬГИ, Я ЗАПЛАЧУ
Я НЕ БУДУ ПЛАТИТЬ
In my country, it's etiquette to throw the briefcase of cash through the company's window with a note taped "HOW'S THIS?" while having a smug look.
Fmgmif
Apologies, i ema.t ttot.tyoe that the scenaro thst yoyu just ddedcribed.was. similar tk.a gmod animatoon that kitty would.make
@@stan5794 stroke
Kiryu just shows a case full of money at the building, and reality bends itself to rewrite the deed in his name
Elon Musk rolling up to Twitter HQ with $44 billion like:
Kiryu: I'll make an offer he cannot refuse.
Literally.
Stolen content right here from 2 months earlier post.
@@Neglections I did steal?
@@hirokimura1316 There was a comment deep in comment section that is older than this but the same way spoken. Go find it.
Alright, I'll try.
ngl he did offer in cash
I mean if Kiryu offers me that briefcase i'll be gladly made a deal with him, that's a nice briefcase.
Seeing that they made an animation just for making a purchase (with cash) makes me want to the play this game even more.
Kiryu:* Shows a case full of cash in an absolute dominant way to the building *
Building: make me yours
Love that little side smile he gives at the end
This gives me serious Iron Chef America, Secret Ingredient vibes.
BEEEEEEER
Me when I make an offer in cash
#relatable
Building: _You drive a hard bargain Yakuza_ .... *DEAL*
i loved that FFXV Reference man... Where do I Sign?
POV you are the owner of this building and got Kiryu's offer
in cash.
not gonna lie he did offer in cash
I like the smug face he makes at the end
With enthusiasm like that how could they ever say no
imagine being in your job in a normal day, but sudenly a random guy literally apears and buys the entire building instantly
Love the little head tilt near the end of the animation. Hes so confident lol
This, gentlemen, is how you do business
A business preparation is now available. It is time to do some business.
Good work, Kiryu-san. You yelled at a building.
Property Owner: Fuck it, that was so cool, I'm gonna sell it to him on principle alone. I didn't like running this Pachinko parlor anyway.
Old couple: There's that Kiryu, buying up all the buildings again honey.
I never noticed while playing, but there's like a millisecond where you can see Kiryu closing the cash briefcase and stuffing it away at 0:10.
.
So yes, the transaction was complete in less than 20 secondsm
Imagine the people just walking and you see a buffed yakuza-like guy with a handsome hairstyle just opening a breifcase full of money towards a building
Walk slowly in the other direction, then sprint away when you’re out of his range of sight
It may not seem like it now, but this is an important archive for the year 2057
I shall not fabricate any falsehoods, the gentleman known as Kazuma Kiryu made an offer to purchase my wares using physical currency in the form of paper bills in a suitcase.
0:07 hololive fan when they see their idol sneeze
I wish Majima would have a special animation for partnering with businessess
Shows knife to the building
“You are mine now!”
I love how in japanese its literally just like "HOWS........ THIS MUCH???"
0:03 Me showing the judge my innocence (I am suddenly no longer guilty of mass vehicular homicide)
The head movement at the end always gets me
GIVE ME YOUR BLUE EYE OLD MAN
-Kiryu, probably
I love the little smirk he gives at the end
When you get rich and you tryna buy Konami
Please Sega, buy Konami... And save what's left of good from Konami
@@night00glider Do they have The Money to buy Konami?
@@paulghencea9037 sadly .. no
I don't think Konami bought Pachinko parlor properties, they made the machines inside it, not owning the land in it (Not to mention I'm sure there are a lot of Pachinko devs that became their competitors). Still, if there's one thing that Kiryu and Konami have in common.... Welp, they're Yakuzas.
Also buying out Konami's properties do not solve the problem, Sega have their own issues and missteps that even made the fans facepalm, so that's a case of 'out of the frying pan, into the fire'.
@@ChrisX_212 i think your previous comments summed it up pretty well "Konami already a Yakuza" .
This has the same energy as Seto Kaiba flexing his duel monsters collection briefcase.
different comment baby
i like to think kazuma just goes around dramatically opening brief cases of money in front of buildings when no one is around.
*Shows a briefcase full of money*
"Alright this property is your now"
Then: I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
Now: I'll make an offer...IN CASH!
My first thought when I saw that was "an offer you can't refuse", then he finished the sentence and I got kinda disappointed :T
Kiryu : I'm gonna make an offer you can't even refuse. COLD. HARD. CASH.
*opens briefcase*
Store owner : *brings UV*
Me showing the judge irrefutable proof that I did not commit a first degree murder
I have ever been able tk enjoy anime, like at all, but god damn it I’m in love with this series, I’m so glad they ported it to pc I’m almost done with kiwami 2, I love how they have so incredibly cheesy sub stories but the main storyline is so serious and dramatic
The building is shitting it's pants just from his humongous ball
"I'll buy THAT for a dollar!"
Hahahahaha!
When you want to marry someone's Daughter
Now that’s an offer I can’t refuse
0:10
Building: oh you're talking to me ?
Kiryu: I’ll make you an offer! In cash!!
Building: I like your cut G
Surprised the money didn't go flying after that maneuver.
me showing the judge the proof of my innocence:
Me: "Alright, I really gotta save up some money."
Also me moments later buying a videogame that I'll never probably end up playing anyway:
Bad dragon: we're going to charge about 3 times our competitors prices for fantasy sex toys because we're a meme brand at this point and we can get away with it
Thirsty furries: 0:04
What
@Manek Iridius I'm not writing an essay for you in the youtube comments
Some bystander: Umm dude, who are you offering the money to?
Kiryu asking for Majima's eyepatch:
The dreaded triple-thrust
Bro this is so me when I make an offer in cash
I fucking die when he does that little grin after showing the money
Gotta love the smolder at the end lmao
I was honestly expecting Majima to pop out.
KIRYU-CHANNN
This is Yakuza 0 before he was crazy and stalking kiryu
The grin at the ends always kills me
"Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Guys, he isn't buying the property from the person via negotiations, he is purchasing the property by talking to the property itself. The employees do not consent, but the property did, so by Japanese legal transfer laws, it's ok.
This is how microsoft purchased the right to minecraft