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    YAKUZA ZERO
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Komentáře • 769

  • @richardendresz161
    @richardendresz161 Před 3 lety +13644

    Kiryu is so badass he can literally stand in front of any building and with a case full of cash he just yells at it so hard the building itself submits to his chad energy

    • @ziqqerlad
      @ziqqerlad Před 3 lety +426

      His Chad energy is too strong. So strong that his brutal fight maneuver wouldn't even kill enemies.

    • @ok-js3tp
      @ok-js3tp Před 3 lety +90

      The building is even shaking

    • @dalaxdercrisper957
      @dalaxdercrisper957 Před 3 lety +29

      So the building itself is an owner?

    • @khemically6124
      @khemically6124 Před 3 lety +106

      @@ziqqerlad Of course it wouldn't, Kazama Kiryu had never killed a man in his life

    • @ziqqerlad
      @ziqqerlad Před 3 lety +23

      @@khemically6124 Yes, my friend. He wouldn't hurt a fly

  • @IbarakiPlays
    @IbarakiPlays Před 3 lety +5372

    I just imagine all of the owners look outside and see Kiryu just standing there and then there just like
    "Well I guess he owns us now"

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 Před 3 lety +48

      And the fact that he's known for decades as The Dragon of Dojima.

    • @silverius678
      @silverius678 Před 3 lety +9

      "Ok lets leave then"

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 Před 3 lety +4

      @ERA CASTE Yeah but depending on players, it can be that he's acquired the title by the time he buys the last properties.

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 Před 3 lety +8

      @ERA CASTE Well I mean after the events of 0, sure he's kind of known for like over 10 years as people in the story usually go "Wait is that the Dragon of Dojima" but yeah i said it wrong bc Kiryu wasn't known as that in 0.

    • @aguyontheinternet3781
      @aguyontheinternet3781 Před 3 lety

      "Time to sell a Slave afterwards"

  • @SackRyze
    @SackRyze Před 3 lety +6413

    ive always wondered what the process of buying a property looks like
    seems pretty ez to me stand there with a bagagge full of cash and scream at the building

    • @P.W.N.ed_9000
      @P.W.N.ed_9000 Před 3 lety +332

      That building is a whore sell out.

    • @bassbusterx
      @bassbusterx Před 3 lety +79

      it's not like that. lot's of paperwork, taxes and back and forth

    • @cry9297
      @cry9297 Před 3 lety +287

      @@bassbusterx it was an obvious joke

    • @bassbusterx
      @bassbusterx Před 3 lety +72

      @@cry9297 yes, some people may come here because they don't know however. Trust me, some people are really naive when it comes to doing business

    • @cry9297
      @cry9297 Před 3 lety +230

      @@bassbusterx ok yeah, but "scream at a building with a case of money" is obviously ironic

  • @t-1114
    @t-1114 Před 4 lety +3155

    Ngl he did offer in cash

    • @RibbonVintageGirl
      @RibbonVintageGirl Před 4 lety +73

      You can't refuse that

    • @goodguyguan3412
      @goodguyguan3412 Před 3 lety +40

      The banks in Japan are more of a rich folk convenience, the fees for everything make it almost impossible for any lower class people to use them without losing crazy amounts. So for the most part Japan is all about the cash.

    • @loogiballoogi8638
      @loogiballoogi8638 Před 3 lety +3

      How much yen?

    • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454
      @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454 Před 3 lety +4

      GoodGuy Guan not going to lie but out of all the the stuff in japan that could put u off trying to go there to live the banks probably the main reason sound like hell

    • @ziqqerlad
      @ziqqerlad Před 3 lety +1

      @@loogiballoogi8638 yes

  • @noctiscuadro6983
    @noctiscuadro6983 Před 3 lety +2186

    This is how I imagine the Microsoft - Bethesda negotiations went like.

    • @mateoreyes6921
      @mateoreyes6921 Před 3 lety +9

      Ikr

    • @hayleyhays5999
      @hayleyhays5999 Před 3 lety +46

      If they buy Sega, We can use this video.

    • @mateoreyes6921
      @mateoreyes6921 Před 3 lety +6

      @@hayleyhays5999 I really hope they do it someday

    • @mestremiller1805
      @mestremiller1805 Před 3 lety +56

      @@mateoreyes6921 That would be terrible. I really hope they don't do it. Sega's business is focused on Japan and Xbox sells basically nothing over there :P

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal Před 3 lety +5

      @@hayleyhays5999 they kinda did. Yakuza series is on xbox and PC now too after being Playstation exclusive for years

  • @gabagool1265
    @gabagool1265 Před 3 lety +9060

    I’ll buy the money.

  • @SpoopyChicken
    @SpoopyChicken Před 3 lety +636

    Kiryu just straight up performed a heat move on a store entrance.

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 Před 3 lety +582

    "Sir, this is a mcdonald's, your total is only 950¥"

    • @brazilianman98
      @brazilianman98 Před 3 lety +83

      “No, you don’t understand? I want the whole McDonald’s, so that I won’t even have to pay for my meal!”

    • @Steve230YT
      @Steve230YT Před 3 lety +37

      "sir you can't possibly be serious"

    • @brazilianman98
      @brazilianman98 Před 3 lety +39

      “I am serious! Why would i scream at the local McDonalds with a briefcase full of cash, instead of going in, eat, and head out?!”

    • @notherenorthere65
      @notherenorthere65 Před 3 lety +25

      "Sir, can you not-"

    • @rosemarydwitasari4693
      @rosemarydwitasari4693 Před 3 lety +30

      @@notherenorthere65 "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!"

  • @ched7591
    @ched7591 Před 3 lety +1162

    As a Japanese, This is how we buy companies in Japan.

    • @fia5594
      @fia5594 Před 3 lety +66

      Ah yes. Business Etiquette 101

    • @mountainwhale8173
      @mountainwhale8173 Před 3 lety +10

      thx for the tips

    • @JezzmanGAMES
      @JezzmanGAMES Před 3 lety +32

      So shall we skip the businesscards and just go straight to the COLD HARD CASH??

    • @FierraCh
      @FierraCh Před 3 lety +7

      you arent
      Your next line is "r/woooosh"

    • @sorban5352
      @sorban5352 Před 3 lety

      With real physic money on the street with everyone see it ? In France 99% are in bank transfer.

  • @reala90
    @reala90 Před 3 lety +318

    "Uh boss, there's some random guy outside our store flashing a briefcase full of money."

    • @brazilianman98
      @brazilianman98 Před 3 lety +48

      “Yeah, what about it?”

    • @fericas3237
      @fericas3237 Před 3 lety +118

      Boy I aint your boss anymore.
      *Points outside* he is

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 Před 3 lety +32

      “Let him in”
      *takes off uniform*
      “He’s the boss now”

  • @Fin-Ality
    @Fin-Ality Před 3 lety +6057

    For those who don't know, Japan is very cash oriented society so the "in cash" is very significant factor

    • @Motoko_AHTR
      @Motoko_AHTR Před 3 lety +933

      Legit comment. The times I went to Japan, most of the payments were expected to be in cash. They are not truly fond of Credit cards, unless its some big chain or a tourist spot.

    • @ZoMbi5lAy3r
      @ZoMbi5lAy3r Před 3 lety +704

      Also, this game is set during the Japanese economic bubble period of the 80s, and tons of the moneys were just everywhere

    • @iliketurtles2531
      @iliketurtles2531 Před 3 lety +423

      It's not. I mean, what you said is true especially in business situations but the game is just playing on how economically crazy japan was during this time. The original line is pretty much saying "how do you like these money" if you understand japanese. The joke has not much emphasis on the "in cash" part, which, I tell you, they could've *milked* if they wanted to.

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 Před 3 lety +415

      Hell, paying in cash immediately is significant anywhere.

    • @YASIGURII
      @YASIGURII Před 3 lety +61

      @@manuelmateo3392 lmao someone has to say it.

  • @dudeman4514
    @dudeman4514 Před 3 lety +626

    imagine going to the pachinko place just like you usually do and then some yakuza-looking guy opens a suit case in front of the building shouting something about an offer

  • @narukami6953
    @narukami6953 Před 3 lety +831

    That moment when you make an offer in cash

  • @Mateo-fo5xd
    @Mateo-fo5xd Před 3 lety +291

    my favorite part of the Yakuza games is how you can walk around with the equivalent of 78 million dollars in your pocket and everything is stilll priced normally

    • @pancakes8816
      @pancakes8816 Před 3 lety +88

      Or how at the end of the game, Nishiki and Kiryu are supposed to go to a top dollar steak restaurant and Kiryus like "uhh im broke" but he has like a billion yen in his pocket

    • @Odie56709
      @Odie56709 Před rokem +18

      @@pancakes8816 i had like 21 billion yen in my pockets when he said that loll

    • @nathanieljefferies5491
      @nathanieljefferies5491 Před rokem +16

      I am pretty sure I was rich enough with 9 trillion to buy all of Karumucho including the Tojo and Omi…hahaha

    • @nathanieljefferies5491
      @nathanieljefferies5491 Před rokem +5

      @@redacted94 in my mind, what happened canon-wise is that both Kiryu and Majima became rich enough to actually buy the Tojo and Omi respectively snd the rest is a turf war against one another haha

    • @amanofpotatoes2176
      @amanofpotatoes2176 Před rokem

      IRS bilek

  • @DillonMeyer
    @DillonMeyer Před 3 lety +159

    Kiryu's own "I'll take this potato chip... AND EAT IT!"

    • @themaxterz0169
      @themaxterz0169 Před 3 lety +20

      You should see him answer a phone

    • @pedinhuh16
      @pedinhuh16 Před 3 lety +7

      @@themaxterz0169 I'm a big fan of how he opens a door.

  • @redfox4220
    @redfox4220 Před 3 lety +165

    Building:”I’ll accept your offer”

  • @NewTypeDilemma01
    @NewTypeDilemma01 Před 3 lety +345

    Whether answering the phone or opening a case, everything Kiryu does is awesome.

  • @davidcito739
    @davidcito739 Před 3 lety +49

    Offer
    I give:
    -Money
    I receive:
    -Money machine

  • @joaogomes9405
    @joaogomes9405 Před 3 lety +78

    I love the fact that he didn't offer the money to any person, just to the building itself. Kiryu is so powerful the building is the one who submits and allows itself to be purchased by Kiryu

  • @Kurtheoraizor
    @Kurtheoraizor Před 3 lety +73

    I try to remember that the Yakuza series was played by actual Yakuza members in which they enjoyed playing and praised it for its realism.

  • @BenjaminQ23
    @BenjaminQ23 Před 3 lety +28

    "How tough are ya?"
    "How tough am I? Well I'll have you know I made an offer today"
    "So?"
    *"IN CASH"*
    "U-Uh right this way."

  • @Ryanska_u
    @Ryanska_u Před 3 lety +63

    This should be his tekken intro

    • @Zexx4
      @Zexx4 Před 3 lety +7

      Or victory pose

  • @beowulf4545
    @beowulf4545 Před 3 lety +23

    The owner of the building sitting inside wondering why this former Yakuza is yelling at his building but he submits and leaves instantly knowing he doesn't own the place now

    • @anomaly7853
      @anomaly7853 Před 3 lety +7

      Imagine you're just filing your taxes and you hear some muffled yakuza yells from outside and you're just like "Well, I guess I don't own this building anymore.".

  • @hagahong3327
    @hagahong3327 Před 3 lety +139

    everyone: do paperwork and shiet
    Kiryu: shouts at a building

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal Před 3 lety +2

      Gotta try this

    • @silverius678
      @silverius678 Před 3 lety +4

      Next time if I want to buy a company, I'll stand in front of it's headquarters, take and a briefcase full of cash, then shout at the building.

  • @soobi3530
    @soobi3530 Před 2 lety +25

    This and the animation when you pick up the phone in the telephone club are amazing.

  • @preciousshittu1768
    @preciousshittu1768 Před 3 lety +18

    I fucking love how extra this game is with everything

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 Před 3 lety +18

    More people should strive to perform mundane actions as awesome as Kiryu does. Than man can throw money at a building so hard that it becomes his, clearly he’s doing something right.

  • @sonicducktheinoccent
    @sonicducktheinoccent Před 3 lety +236

    Everyone has the same comment and I'm scared

  • @adude6568
    @adude6568 Před 3 lety +8

    Every scene in this game can be transcribed in the "I'll take a potato chip" style
    I'll take a property....and BUY IT!
    *opens briefcase*

  • @miiroajagapakeyanglain7063
    @miiroajagapakeyanglain7063 Před 3 lety +684

    Everyone : "Ngl he did offer in cash"
    Me : "did he just yelled at a building? Yakuza are epic"

    • @miguelle4756
      @miguelle4756 Před 3 lety +15

      And remember: *_the actual Yakuza likes the game on it’s accuracy_*

    • @irfannoreplys6312
      @irfannoreplys6312 Před 3 lety

      Too late. Someone's already commenting like you said (me).
      Try again.

    • @enkidoodoo
      @enkidoodoo Před 3 lety +3

      @@irfannoreplys6312 cry then. See if anyone cares

    • @irfannoreplys6312
      @irfannoreplys6312 Před 3 lety

      @@enkidoodoo Cry for what? A joke? It's just you that're getting over it.

    • @DrunkGnu
      @DrunkGnu Před 3 lety +6

      @@miguelle4756
      a better iteration: *real Yakuza complimented the accuracy of this game*

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina Před 3 lety +19

    Meanwhile, Kratos:
    *”I OWE YOU NOTHING!”*
    *”I OFFER NOTHING.”*
    *”YOU, will tell him NOTHING.”*

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache

    The building understands that Kiryu could've eaten that money but chose to give it to them instead.

  • @Blast_5240
    @Blast_5240 Před 3 lety +115

    I like to think he’s actually talking to the building and not the actual owner😂.
    I mean it does look that way in the game

  • @swaggerdagger8976
    @swaggerdagger8976 Před 3 lety +28

    Ive never watched an episode of jojo but I feel like this is how they do everything

  • @GuyWithAEpicHat
    @GuyWithAEpicHat Před 3 lety +6

    0:03 Me when buying groceries

  • @Kazumii583
    @Kazumii583 Před 3 lety +18

    The funny part is Kiryu coming in front of the building and yelling at as if there is someone. I would laugh if ı was there

  • @user-in6xj8uw3j
    @user-in6xj8uw3j Před 3 lety +9

    ПЛАТНО
    ...
    У МЕНЯ ЕСТЬ ДЕНЬГИ, Я ЗАПЛАЧУ

    • @SensPiotr
      @SensPiotr Před 3 lety +1

      Я НЕ БУДУ ПЛАТИТЬ

  • @MasouShizuka
    @MasouShizuka Před 3 lety +7

    In my country, it's etiquette to throw the briefcase of cash through the company's window with a note taped "HOW'S THIS?" while having a smug look.

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 Před 3 lety

      Fmgmif

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 Před 3 lety

      Apologies, i ema.t ttot.tyoe that the scenaro thst yoyu just ddedcribed.was. similar tk.a gmod animatoon that kitty would.make

    • @Sar_y
      @Sar_y Před rokem

      @@stan5794 stroke

  • @SharpForceTrauma
    @SharpForceTrauma Před 3 lety +4

    Kiryu just shows a case full of money at the building, and reality bends itself to rewrite the deed in his name

  • @LordBob
    @LordBob Před 2 lety +5

    Elon Musk rolling up to Twitter HQ with $44 billion like:

  • @hirokimura1316
    @hirokimura1316 Před 3 lety +10

    Kiryu: I'll make an offer he cannot refuse.

    • @brazilianman98
      @brazilianman98 Před 3 lety +2

      Literally.

    • @Neglections
      @Neglections Před 3 lety

      Stolen content right here from 2 months earlier post.

    • @hirokimura1316
      @hirokimura1316 Před 3 lety

      @@Neglections I did steal?

    • @Neglections
      @Neglections Před 3 lety

      @@hirokimura1316 There was a comment deep in comment section that is older than this but the same way spoken. Go find it.

    • @hirokimura1316
      @hirokimura1316 Před 3 lety

      Alright, I'll try.

  • @awesomedude12325
    @awesomedude12325 Před 3 lety +27

    ngl he did offer in cash

  • @zalix5626
    @zalix5626 Před 3 lety +7

    I mean if Kiryu offers me that briefcase i'll be gladly made a deal with him, that's a nice briefcase.

  • @archmagekyle
    @archmagekyle Před 3 lety +4

    Seeing that they made an animation just for making a purchase (with cash) makes me want to the play this game even more.

  • @YaMexicanBoy
    @YaMexicanBoy Před 3 lety +15

    Kiryu:* Shows a case full of cash in an absolute dominant way to the building *
    Building: make me yours

  • @Stefanius058
    @Stefanius058 Před 3 lety +1

    Love that little side smile he gives at the end

  • @bigbadfox9917
    @bigbadfox9917 Před 3 lety +8

    This gives me serious Iron Chef America, Secret Ingredient vibes.

  • @cartoliravioli2391
    @cartoliravioli2391 Před 3 lety +7

    Me when I make an offer in cash

  • @MisterShade-rs3yh
    @MisterShade-rs3yh Před 3 lety +4

    Building: _You drive a hard bargain Yakuza_ .... *DEAL*

  • @rebb9890
    @rebb9890 Před 3 lety +2

    POV you are the owner of this building and got Kiryu's offer
    in cash.

  • @jjy7336
    @jjy7336 Před 3 lety +68

    not gonna lie he did offer in cash

  • @juliustheillustrious7727

    I like the smug face he makes at the end

  • @tentayeprimo6674
    @tentayeprimo6674 Před 3 lety +1

    With enthusiasm like that how could they ever say no

  • @nombre8527
    @nombre8527 Před 3 lety +3

    imagine being in your job in a normal day, but sudenly a random guy literally apears and buys the entire building instantly

  • @wamuuthepoleperson168
    @wamuuthepoleperson168 Před 3 lety +1

    Love the little head tilt near the end of the animation. Hes so confident lol

  • @Alekkarl
    @Alekkarl Před 3 lety +1

    This, gentlemen, is how you do business

    • @Neglections
      @Neglections Před 3 lety

      A business preparation is now available. It is time to do some business.

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos Před 2 lety +1

    Good work, Kiryu-san. You yelled at a building.

  • @bon7029
    @bon7029 Před 3 lety +1

    Property Owner: Fuck it, that was so cool, I'm gonna sell it to him on principle alone. I didn't like running this Pachinko parlor anyway.

  • @Judgementxxx
    @Judgementxxx Před 3 lety +1

    Old couple: There's that Kiryu, buying up all the buildings again honey.

  • @lukecwolf
    @lukecwolf Před rokem +2

    I never noticed while playing, but there's like a millisecond where you can see Kiryu closing the cash briefcase and stuffing it away at 0:10.
    .
    So yes, the transaction was complete in less than 20 secondsm

  • @sponge540
    @sponge540 Před 3 lety +4

    Imagine the people just walking and you see a buffed yakuza-like guy with a handsome hairstyle just opening a breifcase full of money towards a building

    • @cadence_2463
      @cadence_2463 Před 3 lety

      Walk slowly in the other direction, then sprint away when you’re out of his range of sight

  • @ChaaFound97
    @ChaaFound97 Před rokem

    It may not seem like it now, but this is an important archive for the year 2057

  • @zhazha23
    @zhazha23 Před 3 lety +2

    I shall not fabricate any falsehoods, the gentleman known as Kazuma Kiryu made an offer to purchase my wares using physical currency in the form of paper bills in a suitcase.

  • @ozone0101
    @ozone0101 Před 3 lety +1

    0:07 hololive fan when they see their idol sneeze

  • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
    @NiCoNiCoNiCola Před 3 lety +2

    I wish Majima would have a special animation for partnering with businessess

    • @cantufekci23
      @cantufekci23 Před 3 lety

      Shows knife to the building
      “You are mine now!”

  • @savaralyn0951
    @savaralyn0951 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how in japanese its literally just like "HOWS........ THIS MUCH???"

  • @Admiralzzz_
    @Admiralzzz_ Před rokem

    0:03 Me showing the judge my innocence (I am suddenly no longer guilty of mass vehicular homicide)

  • @mon_jay
    @mon_jay Před 3 lety +1

    The head movement at the end always gets me

  • @shadowthelegend100
    @shadowthelegend100 Před 3 lety +1

    GIVE ME YOUR BLUE EYE OLD MAN
    -Kiryu, probably

  • @vectorcam5833
    @vectorcam5833 Před 3 lety

    I love the little smirk he gives at the end

  • @BB0ysGames
    @BB0ysGames Před 3 lety +59

    When you get rich and you tryna buy Konami

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider Před 3 lety

      Please Sega, buy Konami... And save what's left of good from Konami

    • @paulghencea9037
      @paulghencea9037 Před 3 lety

      @@night00glider Do they have The Money to buy Konami?

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider Před 3 lety

      @@paulghencea9037 sadly .. no

    • @ChrisX_212
      @ChrisX_212 Před 3 lety

      I don't think Konami bought Pachinko parlor properties, they made the machines inside it, not owning the land in it (Not to mention I'm sure there are a lot of Pachinko devs that became their competitors). Still, if there's one thing that Kiryu and Konami have in common.... Welp, they're Yakuzas.
      Also buying out Konami's properties do not solve the problem, Sega have their own issues and missteps that even made the fans facepalm, so that's a case of 'out of the frying pan, into the fire'.

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider Před 3 lety +1

      @@ChrisX_212 i think your previous comments summed it up pretty well "Konami already a Yakuza" .

  • @Ghostly-00
    @Ghostly-00 Před 3 lety +1

    This has the same energy as Seto Kaiba flexing his duel monsters collection briefcase.

  • @breakfastbacon3764
    @breakfastbacon3764 Před 3 lety +15

    different comment baby

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul Před 3 lety +2

    i like to think kazuma just goes around dramatically opening brief cases of money in front of buildings when no one is around.

  • @justanaverageinternetuser2473

    *Shows a briefcase full of money*
    "Alright this property is your now"

  • @angelusvastator1297
    @angelusvastator1297 Před 3 lety +1

    Then: I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
    Now: I'll make an offer...IN CASH!

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 Před 3 lety

      My first thought when I saw that was "an offer you can't refuse", then he finished the sentence and I got kinda disappointed :T

  • @Joshua_N-A
    @Joshua_N-A Před 3 lety +2

    Kiryu : I'm gonna make an offer you can't even refuse. COLD. HARD. CASH.
    *opens briefcase*
    Store owner : *brings UV*

  • @Nana7ZX
    @Nana7ZX Před rokem +1

    Me showing the judge irrefutable proof that I did not commit a first degree murder

  • @todddollasign5635
    @todddollasign5635 Před 3 lety +2

    I have ever been able tk enjoy anime, like at all, but god damn it I’m in love with this series, I’m so glad they ported it to pc I’m almost done with kiwami 2, I love how they have so incredibly cheesy sub stories but the main storyline is so serious and dramatic

  • @taiyo9421
    @taiyo9421 Před 3 lety

    The building is shitting it's pants just from his humongous ball

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich Před 3 lety +3

    "I'll buy THAT for a dollar!"

  • @notorioushkm97
    @notorioushkm97 Před 3 lety +16

    When you want to marry someone's Daughter

  • @Abbafan14
    @Abbafan14 Před 3 lety +1

    Now that’s an offer I can’t refuse

  • @eckysgaming
    @eckysgaming Před 3 lety

    0:10
    Building: oh you're talking to me ?

  • @DeadTechno22
    @DeadTechno22 Před 3 lety

    Kiryu: I’ll make you an offer! In cash!!
    Building: I like your cut G

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM Před 3 lety

    Surprised the money didn't go flying after that maneuver.

  • @duskIIdawn
    @duskIIdawn Před rokem

    me showing the judge the proof of my innocence:

  • @Mewa_Jesieniaraa_real
    @Mewa_Jesieniaraa_real Před 9 měsíci

    Me: "Alright, I really gotta save up some money."
    Also me moments later buying a videogame that I'll never probably end up playing anyway:

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley Před 3 lety +9

    Bad dragon: we're going to charge about 3 times our competitors prices for fantasy sex toys because we're a meme brand at this point and we can get away with it
    Thirsty furries: 0:04

  • @fulcrum2951
    @fulcrum2951 Před 3 lety +2

    Some bystander: Umm dude, who are you offering the money to?

  • @cobra7166
    @cobra7166 Před 3 lety

    Kiryu asking for Majima's eyepatch:

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt Před 3 lety

    The dreaded triple-thrust

  • @bucketoseconds6900
    @bucketoseconds6900 Před 3 lety +6

    Bro this is so me when I make an offer in cash

  • @gadgetbits0516
    @gadgetbits0516 Před 3 lety

    I fucking die when he does that little grin after showing the money

  • @kaythepgg3942
    @kaythepgg3942 Před rokem

    Gotta love the smolder at the end lmao

  • @An_Imperial_Guard.
    @An_Imperial_Guard. Před 3 lety +6

    I was honestly expecting Majima to pop out.

    • @Steve230YT
      @Steve230YT Před 3 lety +1

      KIRYU-CHANNN

    • @triborg7919
      @triborg7919 Před 3 lety

      This is Yakuza 0 before he was crazy and stalking kiryu

  • @yoyohanaBR
    @yoyohanaBR Před 3 lety

    The grin at the ends always kills me

  • @christopherdempsey3878

    "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

  • @Veggiematic
    @Veggiematic Před 8 měsíci

    Guys, he isn't buying the property from the person via negotiations, he is purchasing the property by talking to the property itself. The employees do not consent, but the property did, so by Japanese legal transfer laws, it's ok.

  • @DefinitelyNotATrolldier
    @DefinitelyNotATrolldier Před 3 lety +1

    This is how microsoft purchased the right to minecraft