Film Theory: The Cost of Disney's DARKEST Business!! (Pinocchio)
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We've always know Disney had a dark side. But that's just movies - none of those scary things could happen in real life. Right? WRONG! Today we are looking at Pinocchio's Pleasure Island and the business model that would make it and it's child workers SUCCEED.
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So in other words don’t trust strangers
Lightning 2099 YES
What if Pinocchio said my nose will grow what would happen?
Especially if they have a freakishly devil smile and have kids get drunk and smoke underage (oh yeah, and turn them into flipping donkeys)
Lightning 2099 Yup
Lightning 2099 Surprisingly, strangers only account for about .5% of all child kidnappings. The rest are family members or acquaintances. That’s why the whole “stranger danger” phrase is misleading. But hey, that’s just a fact.
I love that MatPat makes a video about child slavery shortly after announcing he and Steph are having a child
This video is an excuse for when the police knocks on his for because of his "research"
Dark Pixel but hey its just a theory.
claire laws she's pregnant?? omg im so happy for them
Yoongi's Minty Hair Yep!! #dadpat is a real thing
He's already planning for the future.
To make things worse, some of the kids like alexander, and lampwick were both calling out for their mother so basically not all of the children are even orphans😰
Yup Pinocchio is a very fucked up story
Orphans can still cry for their mothers if they don't know them, or maybe someone at the orphanege could have been nice and been called mother...
Or maybe the orphans remember their mother and wish she wasn't dead.
yeah that's so sad....
It's so dark
To make things even worse: The bad guys getting away with it is actually the most realistic scenario.
Especially since they take steps to make sure no one finds out.
@@capncake8837 lets go over the people who know (who wernt bribed to make sure they wouldnt get caught).
-Pinocchio
-Jiminy Cricket
-Geppetto (Pinocchio prolly told him)
yeah, they got away.
@@MrMoron-qn5rx i mean who is gonna believe a boy about a age between 6 and 12, a talking cricket and an old man who looks retired and could drop dead at any moment (also why does Geppetto kinda look like Mario in the original movie)
@@jace3811 exactly my point. Pinocchio turned into a real boy at the end of the movies, so he is just a kid... who'd believe him? Jiminy cricket is a fucking cricket, no-one would even try responding to him in fear of looking crazy, and gepetto could be going senile. Oh, maybe the goldfish and cat, but they're a goldfish and cat... who'd believe them? They cant even speak!
@@MrMoron-qn5rx true, but let's be honest the worst part is there is no villain in Pinocchio who gets punished even a bit, sure you could say Monstro got a bit of a hit in the head but considering it's size that hit's damage is going away in a few days let along if it even hurt him at all
MatPat's search history: "revenue from child trafficking"
FBI: *hmmmm*
FBI OPEN UP!!!
Rich elites: bro you want a job?
"revenue from child trafficking (but chill it's just for a theory)"
FBI: Understandable, have a nice day
150b a year
224k childen
*_First, is it possible to crush a child's skull and now this... oh MatPat..._*_ I am still confused how you are not on the FBI watch list.._
he's gonna be the perfect father ;)
He is on the FBI watch list...
You have access to the FBI watch list to know he isn't on it?
But who says he isn't?
James Smith I heard from a friend that everybody on the FBI watch list have Eagle brands on their ass...
MAT PAT! PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS!
people: why does matpat only make kid friendly theories?
matpat: lets talk about child slavery!
Ntro Scorpio I am a kid no a pupy
Ntro Scorpio true so true
Ntro Scorpio the game is coll
Ntro Scorpio and the size of Luigis d*%k.
Seems legit
And Pinocchio never tells a soul about the horrors he witnessed enabling it to continue for centuries to come.
and then he makes a theory and complains that Donkey from Shrek could be that donkey from pleasure island letting them get away with it blaming it on Donkey when Pinnocou didn't do it either
Maybe they were too traumatised
Plus who is gonna believe them. People behind these business can be too powerful and do something
@@savageratentertainment In fairness Matpat said in that theory that if the Pinocchio in Shrek is the Disney Pinocchio, he wouldn't have been to Pleasure Island yet.
@@scythe7187 .......touche lol
I suffer like that n I’m 30 now
Here’s something interesting I noticed when rewatching the scene where the boys get to Pleasure Island: They aren’t the first to arrive. There are already a LOT of kids there.
Meaning that the Coachman is probably making a lot more than theorized in this video.
That's what I was thinking. I don't think there's only one single boat arriving to the island every night....
if coachman was erm "smart" he'd probably go around getting as many as he could to get to the island filling the island up entirely and when the park is destroyed from so many kids then he probably does his thing
What about time that it takes to rebuild island after each tour
@@KarrieDreammind5 A lot of the supposed costs in this video also likely don’t apply, as the Coachman has a bunch of shadow demon creatures under his command, so he probably has them repair the rides and maybe even make the food and cigars and whatnot.
I also doubt that he regularly pays people like Honest John to spread the word about the island, he probably just tells a few kids in each town and they tell their friends who tell their friends and so on.
@@capncake8837 Shadow demons? Does the book say that? Otherwise, Imma believe you're basing this off the horrible Disney CGI remake of Pinocchio.
Pinochio: "Why am I alive?"
Fairy: "Jeppeto wanted you to be a real boy"
Pinocchio: "Am I a real boy?"
Fairy: "No"
Pinoccchio:"_"
Fairy: but your a real something
Pinocchio: real what
Fair: a real disappointment
@@thenerdterminatortnt8466
Fairy: At least you're not a real doll
Lol
The " _ " was perfect.
In other words: so yes but no.
Maybe the reason the fairy turned Pinocchio into a living puppet instead of a boy was because she KNEW he was gonna end up at the island and wanted to make sure he couldn’t turn into a donkey....
*BUT THATS JUST A THEORY! A FILM THEORY*
Good theory
But he was turning into a Donkey anyway, even had the ears and tail, only didn't fully transform because he left the island.
@@kato856 I was saying how could wooden living monster turn into fleshy donkey? Wood to flesh no not true impossible unless you dat fairy
It seemed possible since he clearly had those ears and tail and they didn't appear wooden.
Doctor Whooo? Lampwick transformed *way* quick and had no time to escape.
You didn’t even mention the fact that their probably selling the children’s cloths
No because they rip their clothes off, you can’t sell ripped up clothing
@@MrSodie wait what if he rips the cloths off because he knows that if he sells the cloths the cops will think he’s suspicious for selling children cloths after a bunch of children disappeared
It is called Pleasure Island...
@@jonzieartz4137 the cops back then wouldn't care even if they did find out plus they were dealing with nances
@@piffny6666 do you wash your mind?
In the book Pinocchio runs into his friend from pleasure Island who's a donkey and they basically been worked to death
Pinocchio: "am I a real boy?"
Blue fairy: well yes, but actually no
Omg Ave you people never seen this movie, like I'm 14 and I've seen most old movies like this, also what if that island was abandoned he would have made a looootttt more
C.f. gvf:
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Obi-Wan Fairy: From a certain point of view.
Hey
There were so many child victims here that Scott Cawthon himself showed up and told them to chill out
OMG 🤣🤣🤣
XD FACTS
bravo
Pfffttttttttt aight I'ma save that
🤣 YES
I don't know what happens in the original story, but I remember a version (probably an animated, non-Disney version) where the boys go under a waterfall to get transformed into donkeys. Eventually, the Coachman himself drinks from that water, and he is transformed into Monstro.
I think this is a very clever thing to do. It gives the Coachman some comeuppance, it makes Montro more plot relevant for later down the line, and it even teaches a valuable lesson: what can happen if you're not careful with dangerous substances.
Whenever MatPat talks about Disney Classics I just think about how outdated the technology in my family was. I was born in 2005 and I watched all of the Disney Classics by using a VHS tape. By then DVD’s were a thing, and whenever my friends wanted to watch a Disney movie they would just stare at the VHS I would pull out. So many of my friends didn’t know what a VHS was. I now feel so much older than I probably should. 😂
I watched VHS tapes for much of the time that I was in elementary and before. And I’m Gen Z.
what if the park was built already and abandoned for some reason, so they just took advantage of it being there.
Or he bought a foreclosured bankrupt amusement Park for cheap.
i think mat made a mistake when he said that a donkey is sold for 500-2000$ but the cost is about 500$ old times dollars for repairs, like I think a donkey back then wasn't 500-200$ but a lot less
@@canisterbottournament you don't know about inflation did you
@@faizalf119 no i do i just think he miscalculated the price of donkeys, he said that now it costs 500$-2000$ but that's nowadays money, back then probably it wasn't that much yk
@@canisterbottournament yes that's what inflation means. He gave us modern estimates converted from old price. For example $1 in 1920 will be $12 in 2019. Also at that time people still rely heavily on horse and donkey so the price actually maybe more expensive
the phrase "a boat load of young boys to PLEASURE ISLAND" does NOT sound good...... O_O
Well it's not good in context either.
absolutely not lol
TheDaringPastry1313 young me would of thought "pleasure island? So it has unlimited ice cream right?"
Very true
Ik this movie would not go over well today
🦓I never watched the whole movie myself but dang this is dark! Even if Pinocchio went to the police no one would believe him until there's physical proof-🐎
Or worse, the Coachman would have bribed the police and they would have disposed of not only Pinocchio but also Gepetto. Well unless the Blue Fairy intervenes but then again....
Pinocchio: “Am I a real boy??”
The fairy: “no Pinocchio ❤️”
Blue fairy: “He wished for a real boy!”
Pinocchio: “Am I a real boy?”
Blue Fairy: *”no❤️”*
Literally the ceo Of “no❤️”
GET REKT *kicks him into a river*
@@m83562 okayyyy things just got dark :/
@@chitras3661 ikr it's supposed to
He had to earn it, Pinocchio wasn't ready to be a real boy, but Pinocchio earned it at the end.
@@chitras3661 not dark it just feels cringey
Pleasure Island Cost Consideration: What if he took over a previously abandoned Theme Park? Instead of starting from scratch, what if he just renovated what was already there?
I was thinking that as well--
4:36 wow, guess my school bullies are actualy worth something.
Lol
Most Top 10 Most Evil Disney Villain lists never include the Coachman, when he's easily the most diabolical villain by far. Robbing children of their lives and very humanity to turn them into farm animals for slave labor. Note that his stage coach was also being pulled by donkeys, presumably the talking ones he couldn't sell. What makes him uniquely worse is that he gets away with everything in the end.
oh lord what a horrible addition. thanks for telling me
JPFDNPP31111ELE *Everyone* gets away with it.
OK maybe not Monstro who presumably had his brains bashed in from crashing into the cliff.
David W.
Is Monstro truly a villain? He’s just a hungry animal.
So instead of looking at this literally, figuratively might also give us some answers. Okay, so to the basics. All of the children taken are boys. They are also street kids, or lower class kids. Let's say pleasure island isn't an actual island or theme park. But more of like what the old villainous men who buy the boys would call "pleasure island". Prehaps this is like a red light district for young boys. So the kids who were normal, are turned into donkeys by their over indulgence, which could also be seen as over indulging in drugs and sex. And the creepy guys who who pick up the kids, look like pimps and they groom the kids and sell them off to higher paying pimps. Sadly, I wish this was only about child labor, but there are pimps, old rich men, drugs, and the grooming and selling of children. Its fucking ridiculous that the rich men in power make movies about their perverted lives and we think their kids movies... fuck
Yeah, even maleficent willing to forgive the king and Queen if she actually invited to the event and the evil queen only target is snow white and she doesn't give a fuck about other people. Coachman pretty much doomed thousands of kids into life of misery.
THEORY IDEA: How many balloons will it actually take to lift the house in “Up”?
like if you agree
OMG THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
Count the ones in the movie.
ACE112ACE112 how about, a real house?
I have another one...
A reason how lucio's boop can kill everyone
You saw how lucio's boop can boop roadhog a pretty good distance?
And then he uses sound waves which means he pushes roadhog's weight about 2 meters with sound waves...
Just how loud would that have to be... and wouldnt that just deafen everyone?
I think that’s already answered
Pinocchio: Oh- yeah my nose grows every time I tell the truth-
Everyone else: Oh- ok.
Mat
“Child and donkey sales are surprisingly high”
Me “wait how would he know child slavery sales are high
HOW WOUlD HE KNOW”
Child slavery sales are ALWAYS high.
This movie drilled the whole "Stranger danger" on my head
Dark BloodYT me too
It was more about don't follow impulses. The characters just represented Pinocchios impulses to be a celebrity (without real talent), to take unearned vacations, and to act like adults (without accepting the responsibilities)
Someone needs to make a spin-off sequel where someone DOES stop the whole operation and serves the Coachmen justice
Simple-Commentator-not-really But that is not the purpose of the film. The message of Pleasure Island and the Coachmen is that if you make enough bad choices in life (like the rampant teenage hedonism that Pleasure Island represents), you can get yourself into a situation where there's no way out and no happy ending. You lose your humanity - literally! - and you become a slave to someone else forever. The reason why the Coachman gets away with it is because the donkey slavery is the epitome of a self-imposed hell-on-earth, and there is never a time in history when that is not possible. It's an ever-present danger that people can always fall into, so they always have to be wary they don't fall into it themselves.
Check out Jordan Peterson's take on the whole film, it's really amazing.
Ikr
If pinocchio says "My nose will now grow", he will cause a paradox.
Flyingpiggles10 them what would happen to his nose? Would it fall off or what? XD
it would just explode
His legs will shrink.
The second type.
Flyingpiggles10 WOAH 😵😧
The blue fairy appears, smacks Pinocchio upside the head for being a smart ass, and he loses the ability to speak for a day as punishment.
Still probably one of my favorite film theory episodes of all time. The fact that not only breaking down the feasibility of turning boys into donkeys for profit, but how pleasure island in some twisted and bizzare fashion actually could be able to run and repair itself even if the whole place is torn asunder.
0:42 this aged well
The worst part is not all those kids were orphans.
Lampwick, the one that changes in front of Pinocchio, screams for his mom during that scene and another kid after changing can still talk and says he wants to go home to his mom.
Implication their fathers may have died in one of the wars, but at least some of those kids did have homes to go to. God this movie is dark.
VauschthePuca I did have nightmares of that movie. Awful
+O L I V I A K O S K I V A A R A how about this he had to take journey and learn the values of honer friendship responsibility just. .just lime Emperor Kuskoe prince Navin Brother Bear and the Beast. tippical Disney formula
I am going to have nightmares now
Osmosis Jones hhkj
I watched the movie when I was little and luckily, it didn't give me nightmares (I think), but it didn't scare me a bit.
Therapist: "Thicc Pinocchio isn't real, it can't hurt you."
Thicc Pinocchio:
Chase Mishio he so thicc, he can make his cakes clap just by walking down the street
Chase Mishio No it’s fine he just smuggling a watermelon
Chase Mishio no, he’s caring a whole bakery back there because he got them CAKES
0:24 WHY
😂😂
300k mules would surely tank the costs and profitability of the business
I remember Pinocchio, I was like 3 when I watched it. I was obsessed with him and Dumbo- Good times
Parents:Dont trust strangers kids
2018 Citizens: Uber
*how are we still here?*
I don't get it
Also, lyft, cabs, buses, etc..
So true
It’s basically saying to stay away from strangers cos they can,you know,kill you, but in 2018 we’re getting into random people’s cars assuming they can be trusted.
Matpat's hobby of talking about dead children has escalated into something more... Sinister... talking about their assets.
Lazy Ninja not dead I sell them too him
I think the FBI is now probably watching him
MatPat can be kinda weird but we all love him for that, don't we?
Damn what's gonna happen with his kid
Assets and asses, even if they are just puppet asses
Even tho this was made 4 years ago, it’s still really good! It just shows how he has almost always made quality content
I remember in the book Gideon pretended to be blind. Also when Pinocchio fell into the water he ripped his ear and tail off. Also Pinocchio accused gepeto of kidnapping him and gepeto went to jail.
Matt pat you are DEFINITELY on some kind of watch list
Yeah he’s on Disney’s watchlist
NSA, FBI bad CPS
@@erikt3162 Yeah Disney.
Definitely agree!!!
The real question is How MANY he’s on...
I think the biggest crime is Geppetto asking to make Pinocchio a real boy when there were all those orphans running around...
to be fair there were probably no orphans in his area seeing as most of the boys do go to school.
Eh, definitely not the biggest crime compared to a literal child slavery ring but it's still a dick move. My question is this; how many of those orphans or child donkeys wished to be saved and were ignored? Why did the blue fairy decide a better use for her power was to answer an old man's late night wish about his doll being real? Why not actually do something meaningful?
Pinocchio is literally Gepetto’s son. He has to be Gepetto’s son. In the book, he becomes Gepetto’s son. Of course Gepetto isn’t gonna adopt another kid or anything. He has to have Pinocchio because that’s very important to the plot.
Solid theory. 10 outta 10 and my husband (who loves this movie) adores this one and uses this video to show to friends.
I'd only argue one thing though: the Coachman may not need to fix up Pleasure Island. Considering we don't see him eat the food on the island, but the boys do, it's probable that Pleasure Island is fae-owned. We have a fairy in this movie, what's to say there's more fairies? My personal headcanon is that the Coachman made a deal with fae, so they get kids and have fun with stealing them or turning them into donkeys, and the Coachman gets a ridiculous amount of money selling them. Makes this even more horrifying and I love it.
The Coachman probably has his minions repair stuff at the island. He also probably didn’t pay Honest John and Gideon the whole bag, that was just meant to get their attention.
I love that matpat makes theory’s like this funny and educational
It would be awesome to have him as a teacher.
Cinderella's slipper fell off beacause it was beginning to transform back.
The slipper didn't fit anyone else as the fairy god mother made the slipper change size to ensure it wouldn't fit any other maiden.
The reason she couldn't allow cinderella extended time at the ball, is she isn't that powerful. The fairy god mother could have seen cinderella leave the ball under such circumstances and she could have focus the magic on all the other items into the slipper.
Creative Cloud that actually seems like it would make a great film theory episode 👍
Learn how to structure a sentence
little animations the fact that this is right, scares me
MatPat is really just that kid who put the most into his PowerPoints and just never stopped 😂
*15:51* I want to admit that despite this theory being one of the most horrifying you have ever done, it pales in comparison to this abomination of a scene!
"I wish my puppet was a REAL BOI"
"am I a REAL BOI"
"no"
My family: * enjoying the movie *
Me:
lmao same
Why is this me tho? 😂
I do the same thing but also with video games.
“Wait, why am I murdering ex-pesticide employees, reaper-themed robots, and asylum patients than can tear a hole through space and time using weapons I scavenge from conveniently placed crates scattered all around a small island that is slowly being engulfed in an orange field, all allegedly on live television?”
The game is Apex Legends here.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
when you realise that Pinocchio is an endless wood supply.
Something to consider is that the Coachman is clearly aware of magic existing in this world beyond a shadow of a doubt. It's entirely possible the magic that puts the curse on the boys also repairs whatever damage they do, meaning the overhead can be lowered further.
Even by fairy tale standards, the original source material for Pinocchio is horrifically grim. Jiminy Cricket doesn't get to sing one note before Pinocchio smashes him dead with a hammer; and in the serialized version of the story, Pinocchio is HANGED at the end! Throw in some kidnapping and child slavery and oh yeah: we've got a children's story for the ages!
Loki Kitsune seriously original creator of this story see a thrapist or something what the fuck man!
Well the guy who write Pinocchio was drunk as fuck so that's a thing
Aaah, that's nothing! We had so many stories back in the day, witch a boy whose thumbs were cut off by an evil man because he kept sucking them or a boy that starved to death because he was too picky and wouldn't eat his soup, or a girl who burnt herself to death because she played with matches. These "scary" stories are meant to teach children to behave well and listen to their parents, otherwise bad things'll happen. Kids nowadays are just too soft and pampered with all that pg-13 stuff. It's not about violence and showing/not showing it, it's about the lessons and morals that can be learnt from them.
Windmelodie No seriously, those stories don't teach anything. They are causing fear, but fear should not be the motivation to behave properly. I know the stories you are talking about (in my Struwwelpeter book there were several stories, probably you have it, too?) and it didn't cause anything but being afraid and uncomfortable. Especially Max and Moritz, who turn into chicken food in the end, which is just horrifying.
Yeah, I had that book as a kid as well. I also had a book with many of Grimm's fairytales (the real ones, not the disneyfied ones with all happy ends) and to me, it helped. As a kid, those stories helped me understand that my parents knew best and that I should listen to them and behave. Even nowadays, I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I don't whore myself around, I don't smoke and I don't disrespect my elders. Sure, the stories were sometimes scary, but then my mother would assure me that those were just stories...but that bad things COULD really happen if I didn't listen and misbehaved. My parents were authoritarian, but not conservative, so I was given a lot of freedom, but at the same time, if they said no, it meant no and I respected that. I never yelled at my parents or insulted them because that is how I was raised. Sometimes, things have to be scary in order to be understood. That's just real life and you won't help your children from hiding it from them.
To this day as an adult, I'm still terrified of the Donkey scene.
As a kid, if I did anything wrong I was afraid I would turn into one.
11:15 You said $5 000 000 for a small rollercoaster, but according to Wikipedia, The Mindbender, a triple loop roller coaster only cost about $6 000 000 to build. It’s just something that’s been bothering me since you brought it up, I liked the rest of the video though.
After watching the movie, it did scare me as a kid and I thought that Monstro was the worse thing but now I'm not sure anymore. I also learned that the coachman from Pinocchio might be as bad if not worse than the Devil from the Cuphead game since the Devil runs a casino and if you lose he gets your soul.
In The Future:
Daddy, why do we only watch Disney?
I will NOT stop until I prove every Disney movie is actually about murder.
Fleur Griffin Well, here's one to start you off I guess but I think you'll find out they're really about something much scarier than that. Just uh, pace yourself.
read the original Grims tales that they ripped off, they are much older and a lot darker. Most of their sucessfull early works just stole classical fairy tail. for example Cinderella doesn't have the eye pecking magic birds and toe slicing off sisters of the original.
That's not that far in the future, MatPat shaving a kidpat
I’ve never heard someone say “Jackass” so much in one vid
Hi I am X, and this is jackass.
Same
really?? ever watch an achievement hunter video?
Cinderella's slipper fell off beacause it was beginning to transform back.
The slipper didn't fit anyone else as the fairy god mother made the slipper change size to ensure it wouldn't fit any other maiden.
The reason she couldn't allow cinderella extended time at the ball, is she isn't that powerful. The fairy god mother could have seen cinderella leave the ball under such circumstances and she could have focus the magic on all the other items into the slipper.
I think he enjoyed being able to say it lol
I was having a rough day because I had a procedure done yesterday and I'm still in pain so this cheered me up! Especially this 0:22 it made me laugh for the first time all day!
these are my other favorite!
1:18 Pinocchio?!
3:32: MatPat is so right!
i think the numbers for child abandonment are a little off 164000 is a significant amount considering frances low birth rates at the time, mayve it includes temporarily abandoned children in that number aswell
Dang... Makes the movie even more terrifying.
I barely remember any of it, true, I was piss terrified of the Donkey's, so was my mom,
So I think I've watched that movie at best twice, (6-8 years old, no internet or entertainment as we know it today, the 90's was tough, so I had to watch life scarring movies to pass the time...)
Yes
god dam your right
The fact he said that tangled was a Disney classic to kids now is unsettling.
As a kid, Recent personally goes Back to toy story 2.
I saw Cinderella
I don’t understand why millennials are constantly making jokes and references about how they’re surprised that time is a thing and that they are aging.
“Oh wow, I didn’t expect to not be the youngest generation anymore, wow” what the heck
IKR
I’m gen z but I have seen all of them except for Dumbo and Pinnocio lol and then some but for the most part I have seen tons of movies.
Once you look back at it, you realize that a lot of Disney movies are actually really messed up. Like they made a movie about kidnapping kids for profit and just went with it. kinda crazy
Being MatPat's FBI agent is probably REALLY concerning.
Or entertaining
my business plane:
step 1: make Pinocchio lie
step 2: cut off his nose
step 3: sell wood
step 4: repeat till rich
*plan
MANU ROKZ 911 No. Plane.
I'm confident it will take off.
a pair of wood chopsticks only worth about 0.05$, if Pinocchio produce a wood stick per 10sec, 360*0.05 = 18$. you have to hire a worker to cut the wood, minimum wage in the United States is 7.25$ per hour, so you get 10.25$ in per hour, per month you get 2580$ if you hire two workers, you may not be "rich", but still a great amount a money.
How much are business class nowdays?
O-hahahaha! That crosses the line twice!
"Or are there animals that actually walk like living creatures." Yes.
Yes! That's why you have furries like us!
How does an animal walk like a dead creature-
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:O
Crocodiles Walk like humans
@@matilde_5 yeah how does one do that ? I mean how does an animal walk like a living cretures thats
Just dumb
0:06 Or, assuming it is a solid piece of wood, his nose just becomes hollow on the inside with the inner diameter getting bigger as it gets longer
8:20 Ferris wheels back in the early 1900s, being a relatively new invention, would not nearly be as cheap as a used Ferris wheel from 2008. The amount of donkeys flooding the market from their trade would certainly have decreased their value. Also Matpat used the modern cost of donkeys and presumably they would have been more much more common but also used more frequently for labour because nowadays they have been replaced by machinery, this drastically would have changed the price of a donkey
Quick question
If Pinocchio said my nose is going to grow right now *would it grow*
Because if it grew then that means he's telling the truth and it should have never grown but if it didn't grow then he technically be telling a lie and then it should grow
You logicked badly: if pinochio says that your nose is going to grow, and it doesn't, *his* nose would grow but not yours. If he says that his *own* nose is going to grow... maybe... his nose gets jammed?
jettae schroff they meant pinocchio saying “my nose is going to grow right now” pinocchio talking abt himself.
It’s neither true nor false, just like the statement, “I am telling a lie.”
What'cha said there is MIND BLOWING
Why did you look at your screen and said that logic was good
Next week on my strange addiction,
Matthew Patrick is addicted to ruining children's childhoods
Yes yes he is
😂
How can you ruin a CHILD'S childhood? It's not even done yet.
Elmerturnipseed fair point
I love film theory and all mat’s other channels I subbed to them all this I’d by far the best one. I feel so sad watching the Pleasure island seen so sad that I want to see it over and over. Thx mat rock on
Matpat has to be on so many watchlists
I feel uncomfortable when I hear the words “little boys” and “Pleasure Island” in the same sentence
Jack Meoff *ROMAN POLANSKI INTENSIFIES*
Josh Jacobs: Did he really?
Why is no one talking about the name “Pleasure Island”. Disney think they slick
Deathbatman 6615 what I’m ten yer ol
Oh my god!🤣🤣🤣
Peanut Butter gamer jeffrey epsteins pleasure island
Whoa, don’t get yourself there....
You’l get killed waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to early
They named it “Treasure Island”....... it’s abandoned... now.. the new thing is named “Pleasure Island”
@@TreckStrend u really felt compelled to tell a ten year old about epstein?
There is one thing you aren't considering. What if the first boat was adult workers? They get paid upon completion except they get fed the stuff that makes donkeys instead. That would cut down on startup costs by quite a lot.
And the legend says
Mat is still at the top watch list
Of fbi and cia
I actually loved Pinocchio until the whole... you know... The slavery
You didn’t mind the whale bit?
@@jostewart3192 Half and half. Nothing just beats the donkeys.
Drinking game. Take a shot every time he says boy/boi/boys/bois.
NOTE: i am not responsible for any harm done to any person while participating in drinking. It’s happened before.
The Game addict welp my liver just took a vacation to deathville
(drinks water)
I have alcohol poisoning now and currently getting my stomach pumped
He only says it 18 times
18 shots will fuck you up easy, no less 10, for me 5
How do you feel about the new film, exchanging real beer and smoking to root beer, and having Pinocchio stay a puppet instead of being turned into a real boy
"Dummy thicc" being taken too literally
I know how the coachman built Pleasure Island. His father gave him a small loan of a million dollars.
Franklin Bolden Nice YGO TAS reference.
Robel Kidane i see a bit of reaction in your edge.
José Daniel Cabrera Medina It was a joke...
Angry Italian here confronting the Disney movie with the actual italian novel by Collodi.
Real pleasure island was a "paese", a village. No theme park, only a village managed by anarchist kids without schools. The kids had fun playing in the streets thanks the absence of authority figures.
The problem is that in the movie it took only one night to transform children in donkeys. In the novel it took FIVE MONTHS.
Less expenses, slower profits.
Do you realize how much that would have affected the time placement in the story? I read pinocchio, and it was a very long book.
Well, it is film theory, so he's focused on what we're seeing in the film. But that would be interesting to look at the book too!
This is interesting! :) I really need to pick up this story.
Not very long compared to other novels. It's a children book by the way, very very very different from the disney movie that take Pinocchio from central Italy and put him in a vague german town.
Hello other italian.
I'm not alone!
12:03 if you've wondered what park that photo is from, that is Michigan's Adventure. From the prospective, its about where the lines for the tube slides are. And if you're ever going to go there, DO get the All-Day Food and Drink pass. It gets you a (small) meal every 90 minutes and a drink every 15 minutes. Its very easy to make that $40+ price tag and far and away exceed it for thier prices. I would say 1 pass is good for 3 people to be satisfied, so use this for your strategy there, coming from someone who's been there many times.
In the remake, the park isn't damaged as much, witch means the coachman is making EVEN MORE money.
you know why pinoccio is brutal?
BECAUSE THEY WERE HONEST FOR ONCE; AND DIDN'T CHANGE THE STORY COMPLETELY
jan harald heheheh, you havent read the source have you? Trust me, the movie is far gentler, by a ridiculous margin.
jan harald Dude. Pinocchio kills the cricket.
I have
so what?
well, it's presented as if he killed it, but dead characters never stay dead...
and it's not a big deal anyway...not compared to what's on the news and on the internet...
tbh, I haven't seen the movie, but have read a translated book
jan harald dude.... If your above comment is anything to go by...you read the wrong book. Pinocchio is portrayed as cruel, almost to the point of absurdity. And no, jimminy cricket is straight up murdered, like...permanently, its meant to show how Pinocchio is killing his conscience so he can act as he pleases. And the book was written by a man who is quoted in saying he hates children and wanted to write a book warning them to stay in line, behave, and always do as they are told. And trust me, if you read the book, well.... That is what they do, the book has no happy endings, at all, like.... Its completely fucked.
Blue Fairy: I’ve given you life because tonight Geppetto wished for a real boy.
Pinocchio: Am I a real boy?
Blue Fairy: *No Pinocchio*
Pinocchio: 👁️👄👁️
@@azelfdaboi5265 LoL
3:07
In this part of the movie I actually stared laughing because my volume was really low so I turned it up and this is what it sounded like. "oh a little wooden boy" "OH A LITTLE WOODEN BOY!!"
Nice touch from Disney; the carts in the film the boys are being transported to the boat, the carts are being pulled by donkeys… another use for some extra boys ( and there were a LOT, of course!)
What if Pleasure Island is Disney Land
also the spoiled brat with ginger hair on Pleasure island turns into the Donkey from DreamWorks's Shrek
Angharad Wilson there is a triple 6 in both his first name & last 🤷♂️
Lampwick?
But that's just a theory a film theory
@@triggered8976 it's now a theory, a film theory
Angharad Wilson omg u have predicted his futures video
Who needs youtube Red when matpat talks about child murder and enslavement regularly
So true
Destroying childhood since 2013
Matpat! Matthew Patthew! I have a theory I'd love to see!! Since the new Guillermo del Toro Pinocchio came out, it made me wonder, is it possible for a shipwreck or small lighthouse to sit in a whale's stomach steadily enough to live in, and for how long?
That huge pot of gold was definetely not their regular payment. It was a one-time premier for sure.
Matpat: So there must be another counter ballence for him to
Pinochio: **Butt grows big**
Matpat: Oh my
Me: Appropriate reaction.
Wrong video lol
“Ballence”
Most awkward thing I hear ;-;
With the amount of child endangerment and massacre theories you've been producing, I'm actually starting to fear for your upcoming child
PAPA DADSON OOOF
PAPA DADSON Yeah.... me too.
Still one of my favorite videos this channel has ever made.
Film theory is one of the few reasons I rewatched all the classic Disney movies
Pinocchio is probably the reason that I have a fear of whales...
No, really. I have a terrible fear of whales. I live on the coast. Pls send help
LottiePop SAME.
LottiePop press f to pay respect
LottiePop i feel you
Tem flake Cupcake F
What country
I live on the coast of England (I mean it’s not really hard to do since it is an island)
matpat: Jackass
CZcams: DEMONITIZED
Hawk DA Bear what do you mean?
There was an active shooter at YT HQ.
But it means donkey
10:30 i would've gone with the value if gold at what ever year he is basing this on rather than gold today, which is far more expensive. Also, you might want to buy gold and especially silver if youre in 2021
Technoblade: I am the second worst thing to happen to these orphans
Coachman: Think again
donkeys are probably worth more than 76$ because while you adjusted for inflation, donkeys are much less usefull nowdays than they were, so demand was higher, rising up the price
Barnesrino Kripperino definitely
But then would supply and demand knock it down too?
Thats true, but there were also more people breeding them. Plus, the kind of people that would actually buy a donkey nowadays are rich people who can afford to take care of animals with no gain. Those people are looking for pets, and so they are more likely to spend a lot of money.
And don’t trust EquineNow. They are all scams on there. The most I’ve paid for a donkey is 200 dollars. That’s the most I’d paid for a standard or miniature. Mammoth donkeys are the expensive ones!
But, donkeys with the intelligence and language comprehension of a human boy? Comeon, I'd pay a lot more for *that* donkey!