We Ranked Our Top Inedible Objects We Would Eat Ft. Kwesi James • Top 5 Beatdown
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23:30 “i know a guy” and the guy has been summoned!
We are waiting on the video now Jonny!
As a black chaotic gays you and Kwesi are my favorite try guys🤡💅🏾
JONNY
LITERALLY just commented how this episode was made for you, lmfao
"what the fuck is this show" after listing a literal bicycle as an appetizer. incredible comedy lol.
I am 5 minutes into the episode, but already the vibes are:
Shane: *speaks*
Kwesi: I like your funny words, magic man.
THIS IS EXACTLY IT
hahahahaha
Ryan's list: the people's list
Shane's list: the weird list
Kwesi's list: Kwesi's list
Man I love Kwesi but this was very strange.
Kwesi’s list is fine dining, Ryans list is fast food/ casual dining like In-N-Out, and Shanes list is an old school diner that serves bacon, pancakes, milkshakes, and day old microwaved coffee (in the best way possible)
Exactly
All of Ryan's list is just candies
I was thinking kwesi is bakery, ryan is candy shop, and shane is like experimental absinthe-cocktail bar 😂
@@bunnyfabuloso6948😂😂😂
Kwesi really brought the correct energy to this show
Indeed
Best guest of the season. I do love Brian David Gilbert though
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I literally was thinking this, ran to the comments and seen someone else thought the same thing
10:01 and 10:10 made me laugh so much 😂
sea glass not being on this list is criminal. the colour, the texture, the inevitable crunch? delicious.
I imagine it’d be like jolly ranchers
I think cuz it’s not man made maybe. But it’d be a great choice
i just know it tastes like skittles or starbursts i NEED sea glass- especially FROSTED SEA GLASS???
@@rgoodfellow I mean it is made of glass but i can see an argument that since it only becomes sea glass cause of nature so it could go either way
didn't know what that was, looked it up, you're right
Kwesi: what is this show???
Also Kwesi: I think I can have a little human on the side of my car as a treat
23:30 "I know a guy" Kwesi about to introduce Watcher to Johnnycakes
I was thinking about Johnny the entire video
Johnny would have OPINIONS about this vid topic@@Shrekslover777
he's GOTTA 🤣
They met in the flaming skull phoning it in video
Also thinking about Jonny while watching this episode lol it's time he made an appearance in Watcher HQ!
"You wouldn't eat a human"
"Says who?"
Kwesi's a real one
humans should’ve been on someone’s list
@@kailey_marler I was gonna say they're not man made and then I realised that technically..... they are?
@@thespankmyfrankthe real problem is that humans *are* edible, it’s just illegal to eat them.
Kwesi is the one guest to really match or even exceed Shane's crazy ideas and energy 😂 like even Shane was weirded out by the Porsche
5. orbeez (i know they taste like boba you wont trick me)
4. polly pocket clothes (the forbidden snack of my childhood)
3. DND dice (shaped like gushers)
2. a muppet (im not proud of this one but preferably beaker though id settle for gonzo)
1. a freshly blown glass sculpture where some of its hardened but you could still find hot bits and bite into it like a grilled cheese
POLLY POCKET CLOTHES! yesss this was literally the 2nd one I said when this episode started and I haven't seen anyone else say it 😂
POLLY POCKET CLOTHES ARE ON MY LIST TOO
I bet the hardened parts would be so good too though. Kinda like how the charred bits of a steak are extra flavorful????? Delicious
Except for number 2, YES you’re so right in all of them
This list is ELITE
every dnd player knows dice are the real forbidden snack
Idk if you watch Dimension 20, but the adventuring party got their DM some edible dice, and I immediately was like, that's genius!
💯
@@T.Florenz Eat. Your. Dice. Brennan!!
My college DM once jokingly put my friend's d6 in his mouth and accidentally swallowed. Truly the forbidden snack
Not gummy things that should be gummy things
"You're a sick guy, and I like it" deserves to be the motto of this show.
I feel like Shane’s list deserves a shoutout for being legible in the wide shots
His handwriting brings me joy everytime
It should be a font type
real, I love seeing what people's handwriting is like on this show and whether it fits them lol
kwesi saying no to gasoline when he got a dang car on his list lol
I love that Shane matches anyone's level and always jumps on board with their vibe... In like the most sincere genuine way possible 😂
its the improv background
You could tell how much Ryan missed him during the middle episodes
My #1 thing would definitely be lava.... The color, the consistency... OMG. I wish I could.
OMG YES! Didn't even think about lava. Windex has been pushed down to number 2.
I agree with lava but unfortunately it’s not man-made so doesn’t qualify for this list. Still… top-tier, haha. The perfect consistency.
Adding onto this, perhaps filling the man-made requirement, is polished obsidian. It’s so shiny and smooth
If there wasn't the "man-made" rule, I'd want to eat the Moon
@@laurenraubaugh9542 I feel like molten glass kinda has the same vibes. I'd eat that.
is it just me or is kwesi like the second ever guest to actually *get* this show 😭 joyce is obviously the first
5. Foam house insulation
4. Cement flooring with a rubber sealant (it sometimes smells like cookie dough to me?)
3. Shaving cream
2. Pencil grips (the clear & sparkly ones)
1. Red hot melted glass
very construction heavy!
oh my gosh the pencil grips YES!!
pencil grips you get it
Molten glass looks delicious. And the way it’s bite into that so unhinged…. Uh
Yes molten glass! Excellent choice 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Polly pocket clothes. My personal number one because I would gobble those up 😂
I put that in my list too!!! It seemed like it was made of cheese slices to me lol
Mine would be Betty Spaghetty.
Omgggg excellent take
Scrum-diddleie-yum
i immediately thought of those
Kwesi enthusiastically shutting down Shane's offering of an out with, "I wanna stay in, baby!" is the best unhinged energy!
This whole episode I was thinking “they should just get Johnny to make these things as cake” and then Ryan says that someone should make the air force ones into cake, and Kwesi goes “I know a guy” and I was like yeah you do!!
Kwesi has such natural chemistry with everyone that it literally didn't occur to me until the end of the video that he's usually on the Try Guys' channel and I've never seen him with Ryan and Shane before
hear me out. nail polish in a little glass bottle. i have so many little bottles of nail polish and hearing them clack together is one of the most satisfying sounds in the world. i want to put those bottles in a bowl and sift them around with a spoon. and there's so many colours to choose from, but in my opinion a dark blue nail polish in a dark glass bottle looks the most delicious. it looks like a forbidden elixir given to me by a mysterious cloaked figure in a fairy tale. in my mind it'll be more clear and crisp than the waters in the arctic ocean.
YES
idk if i should be worried or amazed with how passionately you talk about them nail polish
I tasted nail polish as a kid and it burned my tongue so bad 😅
I have never related to a youtube comment more in my entire life. are you single lmao (jk jk)
I literally always thought this- how fun would it be to paint your teeth and nails with it and just lick it off? Always wanted to do that from the time that I was a kid.
“You wanna eat this bike”
“Oh HELL yeah”
I’m so ready this episode 🤣
5. Lava lamps 4. Colored glass (mosaics) 3. Styrofoam plates 2. Elmers glue 1. Packing Peanuts
Why is this such a specific, typically neurodivergent, niche and yet I’m not at all surprised by the fact that made the cut of top 5 topics😭 in fact I’m grateful
shane trying to give kwesi an escape to the whole eating people thing and kwesi just double downs on it, I love it! 10:01
They’re trying to survive 😂
5. Stained Glass
4. Mechanical Keyboard
3. Leather Wallet
2. Thermometer
1. 12 Ft Home Depot Skeleton
King 👑
You, friend, are a person of taste and culture
The skeleton 😂 yes!!
Reverse attack on titan!
Yes feed me mercury
so basically shane loves foods with crazy textures , ryan loves foods that are fun to eat that give you some kind of experience (like popping), and kwesi love soft n smooth foods (like mousse or pudding)
this was maybe my favourite episode of this so far!
my list would be:
5: Spirit Level
4: D&D Dice
3: The rope that you see at fancy hotels that's red or blue velvet with gold ends
2: The Microlino 2.0 bubble car
1: Christmas Lights (pluck them like berries from a bush)
D&D dice for sure! I collect them just to run my hands through em and because they are so pretty. D4-20 for a snack, D100 for those real freaks.
5. scrub daddy
4. cone shaped air refresher (the ones that you have to twist up and there’s squishy stuff inside)
3. windshield wiper fluid
2. rainbow foam from car washes
1. rubber straw
Nooo I forgot about the rainbow foam at car washes that shit is the best
this is the perfect list
Man as a kid I wanted to eat those air fresheners so badly. I still do tbh
I’m sensing a theme here
Ohhh yes to those air freshener cones. When they're fresh they look so jelly
Kwesi’s list is luxury with rich/decadent vibes, Ryan’s list is 90s childhood with artificial candy tastes, Shane’s list is a noir crime with a crisp/gritty/crunchy flavor profile
I LOVE that other people are coming to the same conclusion with the boys’ lists. Another comment said Kwesi’s was fine dining, Ryan’s was fast food, and Shane was diner food which so bizarrely matches up to your analogy 😆
@@peaceofpie94that was me!! 😂😂😂 the boys never fail to serve their vibe in literally everything that they do 😭
Shane putting his list down and grabbing Ryan by the shoulder is the energy I didn't know I wanted in this show.
i really want to thank watcher for captioning all of these videos, and doing it so well. this kind of accessibility is so refreshing to see. your deaf and hard of hearing audience thanks you!!
My List:
5. Bouncy balls
4. Wax melts
3. Jelly candles
2. Fabuloso
1. Orbeez (surprised Ryan didn’t have these on his list)
every time i use fabuloso i have to remind myself that its for cleaning and not forbidden juice
omg I also thought of those jelly candle things
I bit through so many bouncy balls as a child. The weird grainy ones that didn’t bounce well actually have great mouth texture and basically split instantly at the seam. 😂😂😂
fabuloso literally looks like grape juice glug glug
Orbeez was one of the first things I thought of, those always looked so delicious
"...living, breathing human, please welcome KWESI--" Straight out the gate confirming that that Shane is a demon by confirming to us that there is a living person in this episode
Because Ryan is dead, yes.
1.) Lava
2.) Orbeez
3.) That weird squeezy pocket toy
4.) A sexy pair of Dice
5.) Crayons
Crayons are on my list too
I see another forbidden honey enjoyer
Forbidden candy. I go to a game shop and I want to eat the dice. Cronch
Needs to be manmade. Lava and Ice from an Iceberg would be on my list as well, if it could something from nature.
Orbeez is a great choice
1. Bendy rulers
2. The gmail logo
3. Fresh shoelaces
4. Plastic little kid tea sets
5. Crochet hooks
i love the phrasing of "fresh" shoelaces. not new, *fresh*
The gmail logo is sending me lmao
Fuck you’re so right about the gmail logo
5. Orbeez
4. Erasers
3. Kinetic Sand
2. Fake Grapes
1. Baby Teether Toys. One specifically: a colorful "O-ball"
Kwesi needs to be on Puppet History!
i have great news for you … he already was on puppet history
i think he was on the one about the bisexual french opera woman lmao
Edit: Kwesi needs to be on Puppet History- again!
My list
1. Slime
2. Molten Glass or metal ( would have said lava but it’s not man made it is definitely inedible though )
3. Orbeez
4. Swarovski figurines
5. Soap bars
My top 5:
5: Foam football
4: Polly Pocket dress
3: Those water tube toy things with the little plastic fish inside
2: Stained glass
1: TTRPG dice
my parents had to stop me from eating those first 3 as a kid and i struggle with the other 2 in my adult life
my list:
5. lemon scented lysol wipes
4. resin dice
3. glow sticks
2. glittery jewelry beads
1. seaglass
my friend just got new dnd dice and the first thing I said when I saw them was "I want to eat them" lol
Glow sticks are a SHOUT
Ooh, glow sticks would be so fun! Why don't we have edible glow in the dark stuff yet??
Glow sticks would be so good!
I’ve bitten into a glow stick, they are spicy
I love Kwesi. He's such a bright light of a human and such a weirdo at the same time. Just a fantastic combination for a person.
This is the craziest thing I've ever seen and I was here for every minute of it. As soon as I saw that bicycle I was like "yeah..."
Shane licking his lips at 25:19 has me cackling 😭😭 you can tell they’re hungry LMAO
Kwesi- "I know a guy"
Everyone -"Is it Johnny?"
Whom Shane and Steven have been around before 😅
“Banker’s lamp” on any list is crazy
I love this series so much. It really does get you to think differently. My list:
5. Scented markers
4. House paint
3. Computer keyboard
2. Leather saddle
1. Books
DUDE. Paint 🤤
You get it
5. bouncy balls
4. Barbie shoes
3. stained glass windows
2. scented candles (unlit)
1. Mr. Sketch lemon scented marker
I bet you love fruit flavored candy
Barbie shoes makes me wonder if that's how they keep going missing .
Whoever booked Kwesi for this is a genius
My inedible menu:
1. Antique painting in a gold frame - Dessert
2. Crystal Chandelier w/ candle bulbs- main
3. Tennis bracelets - Side
4. Small handmade ceramics - Entree
5. Lava lamp - Drinks
I really like this one. I do remember thinking about what it would be like to eat the lava lamp liquid and wax lol
This is an excellent list!
My list:
5. Toy Food
4. Marbles
3. The formula that was inside of baby doll bottles, was the color of orange juice. 😅
2. Mr. Clean Lemon cleaner
1. Gouache in the pudding cups
5. Lava lamps
4. The vinyl booth seats at retro diners
3. Perfectly manicured hedges, especially in animal shapes
2. Glass vases
1. That blue stuff they put the combs in at barbershops
1. Stained glass
2. Mahogany
3. Big pink erasers
4. Circuit boards
5. Colored translucent rulers
Stained glass is such a good pick
heavy on the big pink erasers
1. aquarium gravel
2. ticonderoga pencils
3. silicone molds
4. that rubbery bouncing playground floor
5. polly pocket clothes
I have never considered Ticonderoga pencils but my god, you are so right
AQUARIUM GRAVEL SUPREMACY
I am (unfortch) a pen/pencil chewer and Ticonderogas are god tier pencil-chewing material.
The rubbery playground floor would be fantastic. 10/10 suggestion
SILICONE MOLDS YOURE SO RIGHT
1. candle wax (SPECIFICALLY from cheap colorful chanukkah candles)
2. brick cement
3. polly pocket clothing/rubber pencil grippys
4. kinetic sand
5. rubber bouncy ball (tiny one)
you get it
Brick cement is frosting and you can’t convince me otherwise.
1) bath beads (the ones that look a bit like paint balls, but smell delightful)
2) Cut jem stones, bigger and sparklier the better
3) Erasers
4) Vaseline
5) Orbies
Play dough, marbles, candles, soap, and squishmellow plushies all are honorable mentions.
lmao the subtitles on the intro "eat the logo cowards"
anything with kwesi is guaranteed to be a banger!
my list would be:
5. poker chips
4. blown glass figurines
3. sheet metal
2. the bin of shiny rocks at a museum
1. gasoline
Jackie Kennedy beat you on #3
Poker chips are a good one! I haven't considered it, but I totally get it!
God I love that list. Between the glass and the rocks, I think you might agree that marbles look tasty as hell
@@erinyes3943 absolutely yeah! the clear ones w the little color swirls in the center?? those would be like gushers to me
@@aiziia7691 I was thinking the white ones with little colour specks on the surface! They look like little sugar candies, crunchy and sweet
energy of this video is perfect. more unhinged lists like this please
5. Crayons
4. A translucent swimming float
3. A sparkler (I imagine this to be like popping candy)
2. Crocs
1. Lava lamp
My list:
5. Packing peanuts
4. Tires
3. Soap Bubbles like the lathery ones
2. Pencil lead
1. Glass
Here's mine:
5. Bath bombs
4. Orbeez
3. Candy or choc wrapers
2. Tide pods (ofc)
1. Candles!
Bubbles and pencils yeeeesss put that on my list too!!
@@andreanewton-bv8qs ooohhh candles is such a good one!
There are now edible packing peanuts! They knew
@@coraloriley6054 WHAT?! I need to try those
Kwesi's list was like when you use the wrong formula in math class but still got the right answer
1. Pears soap
2. Stained glass
3. Packing peanuts
4. Rubix cube
5. Gel pens
I've thought about this VERY hard and decided my five are
5. those popping bubble stim toy things
4. one of those lucky cats with the wiggling arm, preferably a large one
3. any large leatherbound tome with gold detailing
2. blown glass sculptures (especially pipes)
1. COINS (any but the more historical the better)
Ryan as “hungry hungry himbo” gave me life
This is it - the single horniest episode of anything I've ever seen.
Shane explaining to Ryan and Kwesi that "thick brown rope" that he prefers "hot and wet" is his number 1 is the most insane thing I've ever heard.
I love this damn channel so much lol
this is the perfect subject for this series and the platonic ideal of a concept and there could not have beem a more perfect guest than kwesi for this. im in awe
My top 5 picks in no particular order:
1. Sidewalk chalk
2. Insulation material/pur foam
3. SIM cards/micro chips
4. Those little fruit soaps
5. Lush curl power hair mask
Neon sign, erasers, play dough and bubble wrap are also suuucchh good picks!!
I had a medical test one time where I had to drink barium. I feel like that is the closest thing you can get to sidewalk chalk. It’s so weird and chalky and fruity tasting
honestly i have eaten sidewalk chalk before and that shit tastes so good
My forbidden snack of choice is an obscure and specific one: the black & white pieces of the board game Othello.
start playing Othello with some candy melts 😂
The cherries from Hi Ho Cherrio 🥴
Goth Spree?
YES
YES
My list:
5) Play-Doh
4) Legos
3) Housing Insulation
2) The liquid in a lava lamp
1) Eraser
The way I want to just squeeze tube window insulation into my mouth like whipped cream
@@sunsun5005that or caulk. That looks like icing
The housing insulation is so specific I chortled. Good list
kwesi AS ALWAYS a top tier guest, bro has the vibes of all time lol. not to mention the lists were also great
my personal #1 is chalk. i cannot be around chalk because i literally will eat it. i love the texture
5. Conditioner 4. DND dice 3. Those really fancy resin wood dining tables 2. Those buttery soft silk pjs sets 1. Rocks (like gravel, just snack on it like corn nuts)
Kwesi being infatuated with a large vocabulary is my love language 🤭
That fact that aquarium gravel isn't on any of the lists is blasphemy
Anyway, my list
1. Polly Pocket Clothes
2. Rubber Bands
3. The Liquid in Lava Lamps
4. Aquarium Gravel
5. Tide Pods (Ryan is so right also)
POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IS SO REAL
This list is so good 😭 I think personally I would switch the rubber bands for that pink insulation for houses
Thank you!! I was waiting all ep for one of them to say aquarium gravel!
aquarium gravel, aka forbidden fruity pebbles!
@@neoeiiYESSS it looks so crunchy and like it'd be sweet, like a better cotton candy
Kwesi’s bed sheet pick killed me. It’s SO true. I splurged on expensive sheets and those things are called buttery for a reason. I would absolutely slurp up expensive bed sheets.
25:18 Shane literally salivating is so funny 😂
5. Insulation (the cotton candy looking kind)
4. Anti freeze
3. Lite Brite pegs
2. Quarter machine bouncy balls
1. Moth balls
Those bouncy balls were so satisfying to chew through for sure.
5.Glass pebbles
4.Silicone molds
3.Velvet
2.Vanilla body butter
1.Lava
*Because lava is not man-made: molten glass, the kind they blow to make vases
FINALLY somebody mentions lava! It just looks so tasty!
Forbidden chocolate fountain
Thank god somebody finally mentioned shea butter
@@cecilie...it’s not man made
lmao kwesi just likes shiny silky looking stuff. the bike, the car and the sheets are all just that really 😭💀
Ryan, when mentioned the other day about wanting to eat a bowling ball and comparing them to giant jawbreakers I have been trying to remember the name of a cartoon that you reminded me of. I FINALLY remembered, it was Ed, Edd, and Eddy. The 3 Ed's LOVED jawbreakers and the bigger the better. If you've never seen it, you should give it a look. Then you will totally agree with the comparison 😂 I think it was on Cartoon Newtork back in the day.
5. memory foam
4. smoldering charcoal briquettes
3. paint
2. dnd dice
1. molten glass
Charcoal briquettes for the win
“You’re using words insinuating sex!” Love him in literally everything. 🤭
“You guys make way too much money not to pump 91” was by far the sleeper best moment of this episode.
1. Lava - the forbidden dip
2. Silica Gel Beads - snack 2 go
3. Downy Unstoppables - candy!
4. Lava Lamp Fluid - stoner soda
5. Urinal Cake - dont judge me
Even with a long legacy of unhinged content under Watcher's belt, this one really takes the shoe-cake. ❤
That’s the Kwesi magic 😂
@@4wayStopEnforcement Kwesi really added something special. I want him to come back.
love how we're less than 30 episodes into this series they've already gotten to the point of having to rank things you can't eat two separate times
edit: FOUR separate times
3! Cartoon food, Video Game food and this one.
three separate times 😂
Technically 4 if we’re counting the whole series and not just this season I think! Fictional foods, 2D foods, video game foods, now this. Absolutely wild lol
“I don’t want to eat that bike”
“LIES!!”
😂😭😭
Haha they need Johnny Cakes to make all these dream come true! I’m so glad Kwesi brought him up! 😂
Unhinged, i love it.
My personal list:
5. Chain link fence
4. Hot coals
3. Snow globe glitter
2. Champagne flute
1. Beach pebbles/beach glass
I think glitter is top shelf.
Yo chain link fence would be all cold and crisp👌
Heavy on the champagne flute!!
1. Aquarium gravel- think nerds
2. Colourful marbles
3. The plastic bits that come on the ends of dab pen cartridges- they’re such a good texture.
4. An entire cedar tree.
5. Pink insulation.
That pink insulation is a good one.
Insulation is the best answer!!!
I be MUNCHING on those plastic pen cartridge things😂
I need a version of this that includes natural things too. Like, who doesn’t want to eat crystals/geodes, lava, clouds, planets, icebergs, etc.
Kwesi's perfect inedible meal: shiny clean white stuff
Ryan's perfect inedible meal: the memories and athletic dreams of an elementary boy
Shane's perfect inedible meal: robbing a newly opened bank in the 70s
I absolutely love Kwesi and I love that usually in Try Guys videos he is very out there and like nine minutes in he is like "This is weird".
And then he wants to eat a car with the people still in it.
Shane's List is something you'd find at a mystery dinner party.
Ryan's List are future Tik Tok challenges with a throwback to the Tide Pods.
Kwesi's List is one of luxury and monochromatic.
kwesi just brings such an excellent, really fun energy to every video i've ever seen him in