You're right! George Carlin was a very bright social commentator with a great sense of humor & a vibrantly quick wit. I believe he was right about most of what he said, except as follows: He referred to the government having thrown its people overboard '30 F'ing years ago.' More accurately We the People were thrown overboard in 1871 when The CORPORATE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION was set in place. This is more or less being followed (when and if it's convenient for the hidden government to do so) but not the original united States Constitution (which most Americans still believe is in force, but is in fact almost totally ignored. Any first year law student should be able to tell you that something spelled out in all CAPS is a corporation (or a Corporate fiction) ...such as your name, as it appears on any/all U.S. government documentation. The HUGE amount of fraud that the UNITED STATES has perpetrated upon its own citizens is beyond mind-blowing, it's absolutely disgusting. I also do not agree with George's atheistic opinion. For his sake, I sincerely hope that God has shown George a great deal of mercy!
I am college educated and feel that I have had some of the best teachers in the country, yet none of them can even come close to George Carlin. Ever since high school, George has changed the way I look at life. He taught me how to spot lies and deceit. No Ivy League teacher will teach you that.
Politics and world talk is not about smarts but depth of awareness of what goes beyond person's daily life. Being insecure, working more than one job to make ends meet does not leave that person time on matters that are less important to him.
I am not sayin they are only in politics and world talk dumb! Just said you cant talk about that with americans. I also seen in universities a bunch of stupidity. You aint read my comment? Thats also a kind of intelligence to understand a comment. And for me its also kind of low-intelligence when you are working on more than one job. Sounds rude. But if they were more intelligent they would be able to earn money with one job.
well george carlin will despise you... If im george i want you to learn by yourself, not learning from other people.. this is not religion...do you have learning difficulty?
We should elext the guy who dosent give a flying fuck about anything other than the countrys well being and knowing how to go through with it without starting world war 3 because (as carlin once said) someone has a bigger dick than them
He was quietly murdered. Heart attack gun was used on him. Carlin's wife knows. He was getting in the way of the elite's plans to totally enslave us. They didn't want us to know this ahead of time so we could stop them, which we still didn't do but continue to go along with their bullshit.
I always like Carlin. He was a true satirist. Unlike phonies like Colbert. Carlin's humor was scathing criticism that was brilliantly delivered over issues that most are too cowardly to face.
Jacob Zondag Well he said "I saw that he's a fargin sellout". I want to if anything specific gave it away, or just the realization that they all are like that.
He works one point of view, Colbert another. Colbert goes after Trump, the Great Manipulator of his voters. Carlin goes after the voters (who deserve the leadership they get). Pick your poison. Leave other people alone.
Everyone goes after Trump. Not exactly original and groundbreaking. Carlin went after the whole system.Nobody today can touch Hicks or Carlin. Unless someone steps up and breaks through the PC bubble.
Joe Martin, you have to remember they (audience) ARE Americans, GC was prob. laughing his head off backstage at the dumb cunts, he's telling them they're fuckin' stupid and ignorant and they're laughing, AND he's getting payed for it, what else could he ask for. =/
That's the thing, it was funny because it was true. It's why Carlin was the greatest stand-up of all time, he didn't just go out and tell jokes, he deconstructed the world as we know, language, society, government, just a scathing look at everything.
What a great man ! Had he been a religious figure he would have statues raised to honor him and would have been declared a prophet, a saint.........luckily he was an atheist like I am and what he says in such strong manner is his way of saying to all humanity : I love you all and I want you to wake up and shake away the shakles that emprison you from birth ! Thank you Mr Carlin, humanity misses you, badly !
Regolo, I knew Carlin. He was not a great man but he was a brilliant comic with character flaws just like everyone else. The Carlin I knew did not love everyone but he took pride in educating people to his way of thinking. What was most remarkable about him was his ability to create and memorize lengthy tirades and complex monologs well into his last years. No stranger to booze and drugs, he seemed immune to the toll that takes on the average human brain. Had he survived into the Trump era his material would have blown away the competition. Just glad he came around on our watch.
Education doesn't work like water, you can't just drown them in it until it works, waterboarding doesn't help either. It's more like jamming a stick into a thick hide, more blunt sticks isn't a solution, we need intellectual penetration to see any improvement. The fact that a large portion of the workforce has been and will be replaced by machines says nothing of the machines, it speaks for the large portion of the workforce. No worker is more obedient than a machine. Not that more work is any kind of solution, but it goes to show just another dangerous facet that comes with such a large intellectual disparity.
I was gonna say "the billionaires that he's on to" -- but then I realized, hell, they probably loved him, too. He had their number -- but they knew he was no real threat to their project. Bit of a safety valve, if anything -- let out some of that steam as laughter.
There's no way hell can be worse than this earth. God couldn't have made hell worse than this earth. -- And if you're thinking anything about temptation. -- well America created temptation. -- It was great knowing you Mr. Carlin!
It amazes me that Carlin was in fact talking about his audience and they don't even get it??? He was a true Genius at satire. He could talk about almost anything no matter how offense in a truly humourous way. Miss you George. 💜💜💜
When George Carlin talks about "big fat mother f-" he must be talking about West Virginians. Being from West Virginia I can write that and get away with it. Our state consistently ranks high in obesity, heart disease, diabetes and prescription drug abuse.
George was doing this before wrap and hip hop. Eye opening observer of the reality and rhythm of the human planet. Doing his part by concisely explaining the need for solutions to problems initiated by the 1% Ruling Class. Hats off to George!
I haven't voted in a U.S. election since I voted for Jesse Ventura in MN when I turned 18. Since then, I realized what an absolutely horrible idea voting is. Holy shit. And I'M the one who catches shit for not showing up at the polls? Unbelievable.
shroom orr Americans have been taught, among other things, that voting is an obligation. No it isn't. No one I've ever met can produce a coherent, well-reasoned argument IN SUPPORT of voting just for the sake of voting. They'll say "men died for your right to vote, you owe them" Really? I actually fought this country's wars for the people lecturing me about this. Piss poor argument. Some men died to preserve slavery, too.
Eric Pederson men didnt die because they wanted to Men were forecufully drafted. Not to mention the fact that there is homeless vets blows that away. Im 16 and know voting is dumb Remember though humans arent creatures of logic. They are creatures of emotion, prejudice, and bias.
Then you're doing exactly what they want. Good job -- the ONE bit of potential power we have to alter things, and you willingly, eagerly, even proudly throw it away. Congratulations: you have brainwashed yourself, and are now the perfect tool.
George Carlin Fucking Rules!...He's the best because he tells it like it is. Even if George Carlin did make enemy's every now and again it's worth it to tell it like it is. He may be a comedian but he has a rock solid philosophy. Long Live George Carlin!...
Trump is too easy to make fun of. He’d criticize the Democrats, who forced the worst candidate of all time down our throats and lost to the Orange clown, and enable his judges and military budgets.
Yes its true. Lots of very ignorant people here but at the same time having more freedom to know what you want to know is priceless. There's a time and a place for all types of people. USA is just lucky to be in the driver's seat blind as a bat on a wing and a prayer and able to reflect on truth and responsibility when it finally stirs in the heart. Personal responsibility is a lot easier to kick start when kick starting hasn't been outlawed to the death. He was so awesome.
"The thing about truth is it can be denied not avoided." or George Carlin just outright pointing out the simple sometimes uncomfortable or inconvenient truth. Truth that people just avoid or try to ignore... it's really a tragic-comedy.
when i was a younger he had a tv series he was on i 4get name i was a kid but my older sister would always tell me about him and love watching , i was 2 young 2 apreciate his humor,sister had 2 been like 14 i never under stood what she seen in him , now that im older i understand
I work night shift at a Walmart and believe me I agree with every word he says. Snap Night is like a horrible fucking circus of the worst people in the country.
Could you tell us where you got the graphic of George to the right of (a transcription of) one of his other rants? I'd love to have that graphic. Great post!! ;-)
"Its called The American Dream cos you have to be asleep to believe it."
What a fella! More social commentator than straight comedian. Fabulous!
You're right! George Carlin was a very bright social commentator with a great sense of humor & a vibrantly quick wit. I believe he was right about most of what he said, except as follows: He referred to the government having thrown its people overboard '30 F'ing years ago.' More accurately We the People were thrown overboard in 1871 when The CORPORATE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION was set in place. This is more or less being followed (when and if it's convenient for the hidden government to do so) but not the original united States Constitution (which most Americans still believe is in force, but is in fact almost totally ignored. Any first year law student should be able to tell you that something spelled out in all CAPS is a corporation (or a Corporate fiction) ...such as your name, as it appears on any/all U.S. government documentation.
The HUGE amount of fraud that the UNITED STATES has perpetrated upon its own citizens is beyond mind-blowing, it's absolutely disgusting.
I also do not agree with George's atheistic opinion.
For his sake, I sincerely hope that God has shown George a great deal of mercy!
I am college educated and feel that I have had some of the best teachers in the country, yet none of them can even come close to George Carlin. Ever since high school, George has changed the way I look at life. He taught me how to spot lies and deceit. No Ivy League teacher will teach you that.
He taught you how to think critically and question social conditioning?
Politics and world talk is not about smarts but depth of awareness of what goes beyond person's daily life. Being insecure, working more than one job to make ends meet does not leave that person time on matters that are less important to him.
I am not sayin they are only in politics and world talk dumb! Just said you cant talk about that with americans. I also seen in universities a bunch of stupidity. You aint read my comment? Thats also a kind of intelligence to understand a comment. And for me its also kind of low-intelligence when you are working on more than one job. Sounds rude. But if they were more intelligent they would be able to earn money with one job.
well george carlin will despise you... If im george i want you to learn by yourself, not learning from other people.. this is not religion...do you have learning difficulty?
If you could'nt in the FIRST PLACE......
This guy was a comedy genius. May he rest in peace.
Agreed!
i heard he was killed by the Lumanarti for speeking out aginst them or something
dragoussr
R. I. P
This guy is truly a comedy legend
TheJasonX AndTnaFanShow he is
He truly was!!!!
I'm only just discovering this man and his work I wish I'd discovered him long ago
We need more George Carlins in the world!
Our century's prophet - George Carlin !
He became an angry old man because he fought stupidity his whole life, and it got him nowhere. RIP George. You were a prophet.
Amen!
Adolph Oliver Bush It got him a following. Like Pythagoras.
All this time we could have had Bernie. Thank you for this speech Carlin. Rest in peace.
We should have had Hillary considering she won the popular vote by almost 4 million.
We should elext the guy who dosent give a flying fuck about anything other than the countrys well being and knowing how to go through with it without starting world war 3 because (as carlin once said) someone has a bigger dick than them
Shit, he was making fun of you MORONS...
One of my favorite George wisdom's! Thanks!
We lost a genius when he died.
He was quietly murdered. Heart attack gun was used on him. Carlin's wife knows. He was getting in the way of the elite's plans to totally enslave us. They didn't want us to know this ahead of time so we could stop them, which we still didn't do but continue to go along with their bullshit.
he'd have told you that geniuses don't really exist, they're a fucking myth just like american freedom is.
I always like Carlin. He was a true satirist. Unlike phonies like Colbert. Carlin's humor was scathing criticism that was brilliantly delivered over issues that most are too cowardly to face.
Could you explain the problem with Colbert a bit? I never thought he was as good as Carlin, but I didn't think he was bad.
randy f w Could you elaborate a bit more?
Jacob Zondag Well he said "I saw that he's a fargin sellout". I want to if anything specific gave it away, or just the realization that they all are like that.
He works one point of view, Colbert another. Colbert goes after Trump, the Great Manipulator of his voters. Carlin goes after the voters (who deserve the leadership they get). Pick your poison. Leave other people alone.
Everyone goes after Trump. Not exactly original and groundbreaking. Carlin went after the whole system.Nobody today can touch Hicks or Carlin. Unless someone steps up and breaks through the PC bubble.
So much ahead of everyone else....
get your kids to watch george don't mind the swear words they know them already.
Me and my dad listen to George while over the road (hes a trucker) and we are laughing our asses off the entire time
Pure genius!
Why is this audience laughing? They think this is a comedy routine? This has more truth than anything I've heard haha.
Joe Martin, you have to remember they (audience) ARE Americans, GC was prob. laughing his head off backstage at the dumb cunts, he's telling them they're fuckin' stupid and ignorant and they're laughing, AND he's getting payed for it, what else could he ask for. =/
Why would ever assume that comedy and truth have to be separate? Its a case of the exact opposite
Michael Luciano exactly! that's what I was thinking. There is usually truth in comedy that's why the people are laughing anyhow...
That's the thing, it was funny because it was true. It's why Carlin was the greatest stand-up of all time, he didn't just go out and tell jokes, he deconstructed the world as we know, language, society, government, just a scathing look at everything.
Boz -Grey Wolf- Kurt, he wasn't calling all Americans stupid, he's an American, they were laughing because they saw the truth in what he said.
SO true. I am embarrassed to be American.
There are many good people here but they are definitely in the minority.
And because of that this country is fucked
R.I.P., George, we could damn well use you now =/ .
Sent me chills!!!! Yes!!! This man is genius!!!
Guy is a legend
Damn this man is a genius
"Dumber than a second coat of pain."
Truth
Paint* I'm glad I was able correct your spelling mistake after 10 years
What a great man ! Had he been a religious figure he would have statues raised to honor him
and would have been declared a prophet, a saint.........luckily he was an atheist like I am and
what he says in such strong manner is his way of saying to all humanity : I love you all and I want you to wake up and shake away the shakles that emprison you from birth !
Thank you Mr Carlin, humanity misses you, badly !
regolo gellini
He's religious in his own way.
TheMsiaddict You are so right ! Indeed so !
he wasn't a atheist , he just didn't like organized religion , if you truly knew his work and all he said , you would know that.....
I suggest you look up, George Carlin, There is no God. He absolutely did not believe in a God. He did pray to Joe Pesci though
Regolo, I knew Carlin. He was not a great man but he was a brilliant comic with character flaws just like everyone else. The Carlin I knew did not love everyone but he took pride in educating people to his way of thinking. What was most remarkable about him was his ability to create and memorize lengthy tirades and complex monologs well into his last years. No stranger to booze and drugs, he seemed immune to the toll that takes on the average human brain. Had he survived into the Trump era his material would have blown away the competition. Just glad he came around on our watch.
Wonderfully amazing guy, Chomsky on amphetamines. The world needs more of these to wake up.
if you didn't laugh 1 time during this, congratulations, you are awake
does laughing in order to not cry count ?
Education doesn't work like water, you can't just drown them in it until it works, waterboarding doesn't help either. It's more like jamming a stick into a thick hide, more blunt sticks isn't a solution, we need intellectual penetration to see any improvement.
The fact that a large portion of the workforce has been and will be replaced by machines says nothing of the machines, it speaks for the large portion of the workforce. No worker is more obedient than a machine. Not that more work is any kind of solution, but it goes to show just another dangerous facet that comes with such a large intellectual disparity.
Goerge Carlin was Genius who became comedian, nothing else
I just hope we get someone else like him. Miss you GEOrge
Our two favorite pastimes shopping and eating. This country is Big Time Pig Time. Love George
Who doesn't love George Carlin? =)
+mastertheillusion only dumb asses and dipshtis
I was gonna say "the billionaires that he's on to" -- but then I realized, hell, they probably loved him, too.
He had their number -- but they knew he was no real threat to their project.
Bit of a safety valve, if anything -- let out some of that steam as laughter.
Wayne Johanson As old aunt Gertie used to say: Takes one to know one.
Wise words from the mighty George Carlin. god, I miss this guy.
There's no way hell can be worse than this earth. God couldn't have made hell worse than this earth. -- And if you're thinking anything about temptation. -- well America created temptation. -- It was great knowing you Mr. Carlin!
Brian Wethern moron alert
I miss you, Georgie, you said hello to me back in 2006 at Foxwoods RIP Darling
George Carlin is my hero! R.I.P. Brother
America is not a country but a shopping mall. No truer words were ever said.
It amazes me that Carlin was in fact talking about his audience and they don't even get it???
He was a true Genius at satire. He could talk about almost anything no matter how offense in a truly humourous way.
Miss you George. 💜💜💜
one of the greatest speeches EVER!
saw him live. love it !!!!
George Carlin will definitely be missed !!
When George Carlin talks about "big fat mother f-" he must be talking about West Virginians. Being from West Virginia I can write that and get away with it. Our state consistently ranks high in obesity, heart disease, diabetes and prescription drug abuse.
No one should be laughing, it's 100% true.
True. But the way he says and does it. U can't help but laugh 😂🤣😅❤️🌹🇺🇲
Carlin is right. Things have only gotten worse since this performance. Way worse.
He is always right. He is not politically correct, but he's bang on the money right. Every...single...time.
And it continues to this day. For a comedian he was a very wise man. My he rest in peace.
Just brilliant !!
A true, comic legend!
Hell yes my brother. Brilliant.
George was doing this before wrap and hip hop. Eye opening observer of the reality and rhythm of the human planet. Doing his part by concisely explaining the need for solutions to problems initiated by the 1% Ruling Class. Hats off to George!
The last words about American Dreams are the best.
A land of shopping malls.. that's exactly my impression of america when I first visited.
everything he said was true and people laugh
I haven't voted in a U.S. election since I voted for Jesse Ventura in MN when I turned 18. Since then, I realized what an absolutely horrible idea voting is. Holy shit. And I'M the one who catches shit for not showing up at the polls? Unbelievable.
shroom orr Americans have been taught, among other things, that voting is an obligation. No it isn't. No one I've ever met can produce a coherent, well-reasoned argument IN SUPPORT of voting just for the sake of voting.
They'll say "men died for your right to vote, you owe them" Really? I actually fought this country's wars for the people lecturing me about this. Piss poor argument. Some men died to preserve slavery, too.
Eric Pederson
Hahaha - good point, Eric!
Eric Pederson men didnt die because they wanted to Men were forecufully drafted. Not to mention the fact that there is homeless vets blows that away. Im 16 and know voting is dumb
Remember though humans arent creatures of logic. They are creatures of emotion, prejudice, and bias.
*****
Percentage in America is SIGNIFICANTLY higher - possibly triple!
Then you're doing exactly what they want.
Good job -- the ONE bit of potential power we have to alter things, and you willingly, eagerly, even proudly throw it away.
Congratulations: you have brainwashed yourself, and are now the perfect tool.
quite possibly the best 11 minutes of Carlin
George Carlin Fucking Rules!...He's the best because he tells it like it is. Even if George Carlin did make enemy's every now and again it's worth it to tell it like it is. He may be a comedian but he has a rock solid philosophy. Long Live George Carlin!...
With this whole election, he was right on the dot, how we were able to pick between the two most hated candidates ever
Sadly Missed. George Carlin spoke of America then. Australian Governments continue to follow the 'American Model'. Here's your Future, Australians.
Deep genius level shit. George knew what was really going on.
"Huge piles of redundant protoplasm."😂😂😂😂
I wish George was still here. I would love to hear the shit he would talk about snake oil salesman trump!
Trump is too easy to make fun of. He’d criticize the Democrats, who forced the worst candidate of all time down our throats and lost to the Orange clown, and enable his judges and military budgets.
The absolute truth, beautifully observed and expressed, it's not just America though, it's exactly the same here in England - big time
Mr. George always said it, like it was
I SENT THIS TO ALL MY REPUBLICAN PATRIOTIC FRIENDS AND THEY WERE "SO OFFENDED" OR DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT..DUHYEE ........I LOVED IT..
amazing man
Oh that's right I gotta go shopping tomorrow!
Yes its true. Lots of very ignorant people here but at the same time having more freedom to know what you want to know is priceless. There's a time and a place for all types of people. USA is just lucky to be in the driver's seat blind as a bat on a wing and a prayer and able to reflect on truth and responsibility when it finally stirs in the heart.
Personal responsibility is a lot easier to kick start when kick starting hasn't been outlawed to the death.
He was so awesome.
Wow! Still 100% relevant un 2021
And 2022; more than likely 2023 as well.
"Big Balls of redundant protoplasm...."
The genius of Carlin...
"The thing about truth is it can be denied not avoided." or George Carlin just outright pointing out the simple sometimes uncomfortable or inconvenient truth. Truth that people just avoid or try to ignore... it's really a tragic-comedy.
You can lead people to the truth trough but ya sure as hell can make them drink..or think...
Thanks for trying George and with such passion!
So true!
when i was a younger he had a tv series he was on i 4get name i was a kid but my older sister would always tell me about him and love watching , i was 2 young 2 apreciate his humor,sister had 2 been like 14 i never under stood what she seen in him , now that im older i understand
Amen to George Carlin!
He made me laugh hysterically
This man told it like it is
so true
Carlin+Hitchens=Straight Truth
TRUTH!
I miss Him so Much;; Tell the Truth an make it funny;;
Commom sense...no more no less God bless
rotff "sauteed racoon assholes on a stick". I am adding this to my favorites for an indefinite amount of time.
long live George Carlin.
We need George Carlin to return from the grave or if not his ghost should strangle our rulers in their sleep!
You have OWNERS THEY OWN YOU
Daaamn, Jigsaw got an interview 😂😂😂
George Carlin wasn't just a comedian. He was a prophet.
Still as true as ever!
It's like he saw the future!!!
SHEEIIT! Mac-n-cheese ainunt nuthin without hot dogs
Bread & Circuses are now Sports & Buffalo Wings.
George carlin is god
❤❤❤❤
Its 2018 and their coming for our retirement as George predicted
In Beijing the kids arrend school 10 hrs a day. Then have homework that takes till midnight to finish
Thank u God fer expressing yerself thru thy son George.
LOL'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This truth is to painful to cry over so we try to laugh it off. We are doomed.
I work night shift at a Walmart and believe me I agree with every word he says. Snap Night is like a horrible fucking circus of the worst people in the country.
This is my all time favorite clip of his. 6.24.21. We’re fucked
Could you tell us where you got the graphic of George to the right of (a transcription of) one of his other rants? I'd love to have that graphic. Great post!! ;-)
they got you by the balls (2006)
I know that at least the first part was in a show in new york.Has anyone the original video that goes with this ?
got me! haha
damn dude